【DYNASTY WARRIORS ORIGINS】do not pursue lu bu【Dokibird】

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  • Опубліковано 15 січ 2025

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  • @ghoti221
    @ghoti221 37 хвилин тому +3

    That bank story was nuts -- and that dude who came up to you has to be really careful, you can't just pry into the privacy of your clients like that. That will get your ass kicked by the manager. Hopefully that guy is smart enough to not dig into customer records, yikes.

  • @dokibirdpublicsquad
    @dokibirdpublicsquad Годину тому +9

    STREAM TAGS HERE!!
    03:34 Loops for days
    05:34 Hello everyone! Doki is a mess
    05:56 Story time!
    06:29 Marvel Rivals update: Doki got stream sniped in every game during yesterday's Tw*tch stream. Will now be 4-stacking if its degen hours.
    07:38 Doki complains about being stream sniped, manager: "Congratulations, Doki! You're popular now!"
    10:07 Story about the Groot stream sniper. He was hate-watching Doki.
    11:58 Groot player's weirdo behavior: friending Gomez to talk smack about Doki
    12:04 The hatewatching groot: "Why is she focused on entertaining her chat and not trying on stream?!"
    13:38 "How DARE she be a f*cking content creator!" Also the groot got banned for stream sniping
    15:00 Still baffled at how the groot added her duo to whine about her
    16:08 Doki has to find a new bank
    17:26 Doki "huh" face
    17:42 Banker asks Doki about Nicewigg. Deer in headlights moment
    19:17 Doki got asked if she is Dokibird later on by a bank worker
    19:51 Doki will NOT go back to that bank. She has moved to another bank now
    23:47 Doki has a problem with hair. She grows a lot of hair very fast
    26:41 Doki was self-conscious about her eyebrows back in school.
    28:32 Doki went to the mall for ice cream and the store was gone.
    30:49 Doki explaining Dynasty Warriors and her history with the game.
    33:12 Doki used to really like Liu Bei, but now she doesn't because she grew up
    37:26 Community noted by the teacher. Doki gets slapped by the reality of historical figures
    43:18 Everyone Doki loves from Romance of the Three Kingdoms/Dynasty Warriors had no historical relevance
    45:38 Doki's gonna play in English dub. It's what she grew up with and one of her favorite things about the series
    48:02 Intro cutscene
    49:09 Xiaohu Dun was Doki's dad's favorite character
    51:15 "That's me! I'm so cool!"
    51:52 "In China, you can grow old. In Europe you get the plague."
    53:31 "Don't spoil the story that has been retold a thousand times"
    56:27 "THAT'S ZIANG JIAO? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS SILLY VOICE? WAIT he's HOT NOW?! WHY IS HE HOT?"
    57:52 "I don't wanna play as a nameless hero. I wanna play Guan Yu!"
    58:17 Doki gets Guan Yu, "ALRIGHT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
    1:00:11 Doki nearly dies, "Dynasty Warriors was never about defense!"
    1:01:45 Naming her character NOTdoki
    1:04:08 Doki moves to the left
    1:07:41 Doki is going to be in the history books after this
    1:10:04 Doki loves the intro
    1:12:23 NotDoki becomes godzilla
    1:17:11 Doki gets money up front, "Is it just me? Or shouldn't I be paid AFTER I survive?"
    1:19:33 ""Is that Zhang Fei?! I RECOGNIZE THOSE MUSCLES ANYWHERE. WHY IS HE HOT AND FIT?"
    1:20:07 "Is that Liu Bei? PLEASE tell me he has a mustache. DO NOT BE BABYFACE. Do not be babyface, Liu bei. NOOOOOO!"
    1:20:28 Lu Bei is baby face "NOOOOOOOO"
    1:21:22 Doki thinks Liu Bei looks like an actor from Red Cliff; stops the stream to show us
    1:22:36 "It's so weird that they're all so hot now! Why is silly wizard HOT wizard now?!"
    1:23:22 "Everybody's hot now and it's so weird. I'm not used to this."
    1:24:15 Doki can't handle handsome Zhang Fei
    1:24:44 "Guys! Don't thirst over Zhiang Fei, guys. He's an alcoholic. a REALLY bad alcoholic."
    1:25:14 Liu Bei is literally Takeshi Kaneshiro and Doki is laughing her ass off at it
    1:26:37 "I hope over the game time they make Liu Bei's earlobes longer and longer. Like .5 cm every scene so we don't notice."
    1:29:57 "It's just like dark souls" -Doki on parry
    1:32:13 1v1 FINAL DESTINATION NO MUSOU
    1:33:58 Doki is worried that Cao Cao is gonna be REALLY hot
    1:38:13 Doki laughing at the idea that everyone's gonna live happily ever after
    1:39:40 "Like WHY IS HE SO BIG?!"
    1:41:49 Doki gets k*llstolen by a mook
    1:42:15 It's He-man!
    1:44:40 "BRO HE'S HUGE. WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING HIM?!"
    1:46:50 Doki unlocking new moves, shocked at the difficulty. (mashing X).
    1:50:34 "It can't be Zuo Ci. He's a little boy. He's supposed to be old!"
    1:51:37 Doki gets fan mail; the very first dragoon!
    1:55:02 Doki still laughing at Zhang Fei and his 'brother,' "Don't worry. History will NEVER make fun of you."
    1:59:23 Doki amused by a VERY unfortunately typo'd superchat
    2:02:20 Doki sad that she can't play other characters, but understands that it's for the sake of the story
    2:04:30 Doki likes how it's a different spin on the Dynasty Warriors formula, but she REALLY misses playing each character with their unique stories.
    2:08:26 Zhuhe completely ignores Doki's questions and keeps spouting riddles
    2:10:26 Doki's getting more fanmail. She's building her fanbase and recruiting more dragoons!
    2:19:31 Next characters show up, "Alright, let's see how hot they are. It's time to JUDGE!"
    2:19:58 COW COW IS HOT, "No way. Nooo way. NOOO WAY!"
    2:21:04 Doki thinks he looks like Xiahou Yuan, shows pictures
    2:23:47 "Do all the random NPCs just take all my mustaches away?!"
    2:26:03 Doki losing it over Short King Cao Cao
    2:27:22 Doki misses what Xiaohou Dun says, "Sorry, I was distracted in his eyes."
    2:28:55 "Can't wait to see you without an eye! No guys you don't understand, when he gets that eyepatch! It raises his cool to another level!"
    2:29:43 "I don't care if you're not into men. When he loses that eye, you will understand."
    2:33:20 Doki finds NINJAS, unlocks special eyes, Doki was tricked by the first few games to thinking Sun Jian was important
    2:37:28 Doki bird noises
    2:37:46 Doki can't stop spamming eagle noises, "FREEDOM!"
    2:38:28 "Guys I just did the combo! Are you proud of me?" [she spammed x]
    2:43:26 Doki losing her mind at having to do EVERYTHING for this army, "CAO CAO PLEASE! JUST F*CKING LIVE. I'M RUNNING OVER."
    2:44:43 Doki saved Cao cao! "OH thank god he ate bread!"
    2:45:57 "CAO CAO YOU HAVE NO OTHER MISSION. JUST EAT BREAD."
    2:46:33 Victory! Bread saves lives
    2:48:52 "Don't worry, Xiahou Dun gonna take an arrow to the eye soon, and it's gonna be SO cool. You're gonna be 'Oh thank god he lost an eye. He's SO cool.'"
    2:51:14 Doki STILL spamming bird noises in overworld
    2:51:50 Doki going into maximum overbirdrive
    2:54:36 THE ONLY old man is Sun Jian, "Yeah that definitely looks like a guy that's about to die."
    2:57:26 Doki really doesn't want to stop playing but tomorrow's gonna be a long stream. She really enjoys this game! Definitely a part 2 next week!
    2:58:23 Doki highly recommends buying this game! It's been so long since the last good Dynasty Warriors game.
    2:59:58 Doki really wants to finish this game
    3:01:46 Special announcement at the beginning of tomorrow's stream! + Outro

  • @medi3952
    @medi3952 58 хвилин тому +7

    I can't believe they made Zhang Jiao into hot chinese jesus

  • @SolidSnake-xx7zh
    @SolidSnake-xx7zh Годину тому +2

    Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Doki looks at Dynasty Warriors.
    It's always great to see Doki gush over something she really likes. Thanks for the stream, NOTdoki! Had a fun time. Wishing you all have a goodnight. Take care Dragoons!
    Also, to that twtich dragoon. Not very cash money of you ngl.

  • @heyguys2002
    @heyguys2002 59 хвилин тому +3

    Hoping to see this as the new long playthrough after GoW (2018).
    I love seeing you being this passionate about a game

  • @JohnVitutus
    @JohnVitutus 57 хвилин тому +1

    Thanks for the stream Doki!

  • @BITE_siz
    @BITE_siz 47 хвилин тому

    This was such a fun stream, I'm really happy Doki is going to be playing more

  • @deldelta5898
    @deldelta5898 Годину тому +1

    DYNASTY WARRIORS HYPE WOOO! WHY IS CAO CAO A TWINK!? HOW DID LIU BEI GET YOUNGER!? I'm hyped for this game and is seems like it's REALLY good too! Thanks for the stream Doki!

  • @Azureneedle
    @Azureneedle 2 хвилини тому

    We all miss our silly old wizard.

  • @Mezzying_Around
    @Mezzying_Around 22 хвилини тому

    Wo Long was really good and it's initial titanium wall was nerfed to human levels.
    Though the Lu Bu there will wreck harder than here.

  • @HeseliqMikav
    @HeseliqMikav 40 хвилин тому

    Lesson to be learned : never research your heroes

  • @ChiriConCarne
    @ChiriConCarne Годину тому +1

    Great stream Doki!~ rest well

  • @animemasters3564
    @animemasters3564 10 хвилин тому

    個人: 52:43

  • @killerbee1389
    @killerbee1389 54 хвилини тому

    CAAAWWWW!!!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅FREEDOM!!!!

  • @steve43ful
    @steve43ful 24 хвилини тому

    Is this the game what got Lu Bu in it

  • @Sky_314
    @Sky_314 36 хвилин тому

    Because twitch people are just childish