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MSSP - Matt measures his Teenis
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- Опубліковано 12 кві 2022
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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 19
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“enough dong talk” followed by 20 minutes of more dong talk-classic
We all came from the dong, and now we all come from our own dongs. #dongs
😊Xzibit 10l
Are you surprised or circumcised?
Yeah, can't believe someone would edit a video, how crazy.
I used to stress a lot about my teenis in secondary school, but now I’m an adult in my twenties and I’m even more stressed about my teenis :)
Lol
I got 7"+ Broski if that helps
@@ghagzor my god bro all your comments are you bragging on your little wang 🤭
That's the spirit
Theres always smaller bud
Learning to love your teenis is the straight white guy version of body positivity
It would be easier without the giant pink scar ring in the canopy
What the fuck has matt been through in his life lol
the Irish Catholic experience
vicious ex gfs filled with rage and jealousy
Women
He dates black women 💀 very different set of cringe stories come along with that. Trust me
@@AkaFigga like smell you cant shower off. No joke
One of the greatest similies of all time. "You never know she might take out her pokedex and you find out shes had a couple Charizards."
That's a metaphor, idiot
das a metaphor not a simile dog
@@dildswagginz3408thank you lmao
@dildswagginz3408 lol, nerd
How is that a simile lol
I love Matt and the fact that every one of his theories can be shut down immediately with basic logic that even a 12 year old would come out with
Imagine being old enough to type comments, but not smart enough to understand comedy....
@@fpsVAMPZsurely you can't be serious
Only thing out here is hawgs, dawgs, facts and logic.
And penises.
@@SkibidySkid you're saying "every theory" he comes up with is like that. Are you hanging out with 12 year old philosophers?
At least you don't know anything about 12 year olds, so you aren't a p3d0.
This is a PERFECT example of Matt’s willing to just burn the fucking ships. There was no going back to a normal life after this.
“You date nice wholesome women, I’m out with the lepers”
I feel you, Matt
"Very smorr penur."
this comment has “translate to english” option😂
@@benlevy3027 😂😂
@@benlevy3027 and the text is identical after you hit translate so you know it’s accurate.
There needs to be a Gilly and Keeve's skit where Shane employs his Japanese accent. It's pure gold and makes me lol every time.
I totally Agrizzly
same. i love that shane does a well mannered japanese business man for his standard asian accent while 99% of people default to a chinese restaurant owner.
Mongorian
@@LordConstrobuz to be fair I don't think chinee does anything else
@@LordConstrobuz if he hit his head and all of a sudden had that accent
Matt is consistent af
In the running for Dave’s title of ‘The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know.’
He is our Guiding Light in a world of Dawgz otherwise wandering in the night.
@@paulfroelich1024yes!
He’s mostly consistent. Apparently, certain parts of him are going through a renaissance.
Matt thinking ASEAN was because the study was spelling Asian wrong
Oh my sides 😄😂
I was looking for this comment ahahahahaa
10:17 absolutely killed me when Matt said that ex gf shit like it wasn't heinous that she was doing that lol.
I'm a Tokyo partner and 5.5 , I'm pretty much an emperor every time i go back
I got a bit on you, but 5.5 aint bad given you got some girth.
The best thumbnails in the biz right here, folks!
“One of our quadruple digit listeners” Hilarious
😭😭😭 has 250k views
Yeah, I have a four-digit IQ, and listen to a podcast where men talking about measuring their hogs--how did you know two of those numbers were behind a decimal point?
@@oakey03 Ha
Shane was uptight in the earlier pods and really busted the shaman's balls. Let the man live! Also Matt is probably one of the best podcast guy out there
He’s definitely not the best, but he’s not so bad.
Has major potential to be the Opie of MSSP but he’s able to laugh at himself so I don’t think it’ll ever become that.
@@geofox9484 Calling him Opie is wildly offensive. Matt is hilarious
@@geofox9484 there's no way that Matt is as much of an asshole as Opie.
@@mattwilson7443 calling another man an Opie is a PA hands down.
@@geofox9484 that's a PA dude, and a nasty one at that.
Apparently the average dong size of MSSP listeners is like 7.5 according to these comments
role-playing in comments
Couldn't read your full comment, my dong covered my phone again.
Im 7.5 but millimeters
Matt is out of his damn mind lmao
Any talk of the dog dick has me dying because we all know what he’s talking about but no one ever mentions it.
Nah Matt’s girlfriend story about his gf talking about another guys dong gave me PTSD flashbacks 💀 my school was filled with the same devious hoes
Domestic violence
Emotional Damage.
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
3:12 what a quote from Matt
All timer
Man Matt is funny as fuck. Best combo in podcasting today!
“I’ve got a lot of dog dick inside me”- Matt💀😭
Matt’s Asian accent makes me laugh everytime
He has a sewious gaaarruten awergy
Submaru
the impact of seeing south park before meeting a chinese guy
Japanese anime
@@crud420 it's some kind of Korean Japanese hybrid from working for a korean
This is a beautiful and complex world, the entire span of the globe and its layers can truely be broken down to 'hogs' and 'piglets'. Gorgeous isn't it? Thats what comedy is; peeling away the layers of anything and I've reached the core my brothers.
You're not going to reach the "core" of anything else, fucking piglet
If you're gonna be a soldier in my army you need a better tool son
The fact he came up with that line that fast is impressive.
Matt is the funniest man alive 😂😂
He really is.
Saw his stand up a couple months ago in Raleigh and he was so damn funny
Likr watching live alchemy and potion brewing
Love the longer clips. You’re a demigod
Love the longer dicks too.
There’s a channel that does hour-long clips every week.
@@seanmatthewking is it MSSP?
Redpower god
to measure an emergency teenis you need a microscope and a calipers and some soft sounds to coax the piglet out
The more I listen the more I realize Matt is just a sociopath. Shane is a downsy insecure giant man with mega confidence. Both are hilarious.
Bingo
Insecure, mega confident….
...Shane has the BODY of an insecure giant ... with mega confidence... the confidence that one would get from having a teenis and dropping out of Westpoint after three weeks... ( I love these guys and they're way smarter,funnier and just all around better people than I am)
matt is the shaman of the dark wotters
Nah Matt is just a Philly renaissance man
#1 podcast on the world wide web for Talkin' Teenis & Sippin' Cidies, always has been always will be; featuring The Gillie Monster & Big Chief Edibles McCusker... fax!!!
PeePop is my Gemini Brotha
he a supa gremlin
Dat unc
Post practice dick, we used to call it “cup nuts”….you can hang a solid 6, but after 2 a days it’ll look like a baby bird in a shitty nest…no bueno
The blood gets filled with teenis-destroying toxins after heavy exercise...the correct procedure is ice bath, force blood through liver, then shower, forcing blood to the "ghost in the shell"...
The shittiest nest
your channel rocks, got me into mssp, thanks dude
Yeah ironically I'm Patreon now because of this and have bought tickets to both of the Dawgz shows. Would do so for Tommy Pope if he makes it to Austin.
Same bro thank you channel owner
Pop you slaughtered the thumbnail. To the dawgz
"I bet you're leading these conversations" haha
I was with some brutal chicks fr the chick I lost my virginity with, I dated her for a couple months like a year before it happened, and she loved talking about one time where her ex, who she was still friends with, railed her so hard her hoohah closed up, like put itself into defense position. I really settled and took a lot of weird manipulation from chicks with personality disorders
Dude that’s fucked up..
For what it's worth man, that's a medical condition called vaginismus and probably had little to do with the intensity of railing.
Sorry you had to go through that though.
"good God man..what do you mean what?" 😂😂
😂😂😂 Hes def leading the convos
Her pokedex of dongs is killing me rn lolol 😂
Stuck at 5, trying to unlock more
i've been starting to use the word "teenis" in irl life
"There's no way there's a big enough sample size to get a read on a country of 150 million men" 😂
Dog bird is real. I got an extra 1.5/2 inch.
My story isn't as bad as Matt's, so I'm feeling good rn thanks for sharing matt
Matt is 7" how is that small? Lmao
Couldn’t doggy my past two gfs without easing into it and I’m 7“ too.
Bc he’s been with some real soldiers who’ve hopped on some totem poles
I think the fact that Matt says he would be mad about having a 3 inch Korea wang while Shane says he'd be completely fine with it
...it says something about those boys. I think Shane has done some accepting in his life (and pants).
Nah man Shane has got to be packing. He's got an S/O and it's definitely not because of the pedo stache.
Nah only a hung guy talks like that. If you’re willing to downsize, you must’ve wrecked some vjs in your time.
Matt you are hilarious.
“Damn, are you sure you’re not leading people into these dick conversations?” Hahahaha
This channel is purely gold! I'm subscribed to their Patreon and I have listened to this channel more than their Patreon. And the thumbnails are God!
Peepop! You a super gremlin bruh
Shane was crabby in this one
😤”I’m not drinking tea, dude”
The missed pun to fucking say “Tumbleweave” drives me nuts 23:13
3.8 is TOUGH
Domt make fun of stav
@@nolanduarte you mean Sagalow?
Those numbers aren’t true. A much more in-depth study was done a few years ago and basically every country has the same distribution in size.
That other shit is just meant to make guys insecure, sell dick pills, etc.
I’ll find the study if you want
I think it’s kinda cool.
For real that's way too big
10k in 17 hrs, DAWGZ IN ACTION
mccusker is a real seventh day adventist.
Had to sub, this channel is a goldmine. Teenis reveal when?
the episodes where matt is on fire are shrek 1, SODTAOE
Mckusk is my boy. End of story.
Seriously.
thats so gay
@@justinsmith4562 but i love him Daddy
@@justinsmith4562im gay
I'd have guessed Asians measure their teenis using algerba
Did they mean ASEAN? Hahahaha
McCusker is too funny.
MSSP and this channels clips cured my depression 😅
Matt’s the ultimate dawg
Shane's Asian accent will always be my favorite thing.
"Spudd is my spiritual father "
Yo peep, the Matt and Friends channel is tryna go to war with the ultimate dawg, Notorious Peepop? That channel fuckin stinks. SODTAOE
@J Holt that vietnamese dude kinda rules for that though
@J Holt na dude, well take um down again
@J Holt He comes after the Pop and we're breaking out the FatMan & LittleBoy combo on his flat ass.
@@mandybee3127 until all our clips have virtual aquariums and a little asian dude in the corner gaming
10:46 how the fuck did Matt come up with that line on the spot. Dude is smart as hell.
ASEAN is a region 😂😂😂
The association of southeastern Asian nations is not having a dick off😂😂😂
Mike Nardi lmao
5:40 real talk lol
This was more than thirty minutes...above average!
Solid 6.5
I am thick like can of Pepsi.
Crucial
That is uh very very oneraberr.
Yuck
Teenis the best word!
Man, i always thought I had a little dingding bc with this much self-hate there are never any positive assumptions, then an ex measured it on a whim and I learned at the ripe old age of 32 that I have a pretty decent piece. What a shame that the confidence from that didn't appear 15 years earlier 😭😅
7:40- Asean (The Association of South East Asian Nations)?
Ooo a rare Matt thumbnail
Show us them aliens
Len(hard) != len(aggressively_hard). y’all know what I’m talkin bout
As a Korean I can confirm we all have exactly 3.80 inches of dong
Hard ???
Thank god for Matt
This episode of FULL of lovers quarrels.
It may not be thick but it’s short
12:00 absolutely crazy anecdote
Rocking a 6er and I couldn’t imagine being a millimeter smaller let alone 2.5 inches
i’ll kill myself if i measure it and it’s below 6
I'm looking forward to my my reconnaissance or my beard to finally grow in.lol
I finally measured mine and realized I had a lack of confidence for no reason my shits swangin
how big?
7 inch Gang rise up
porn ruins dudes perspective of size
ASEAN is Association of Southeast Asian Nations.
does matt remind anyone else of an angry beaver?
Its on site with mike nardy
The title of the video already has me dying
ASEAN is a thing btw, haha.
Shane was a buzz kill at the beginning of this lol
Matt was unhinged
lol the trudges
Shout out Mike Nardy
Mike Nardy sounds like a racial slur sounding name that you try to get a streamer to accidentally shout out
Matt is the Korean Godzeera
Always knew my facial hair would come to curse me