9:00 UNDERATTED Shane quote, "pop radio and and a salty bitch is enough to get me just like....I'll roll out of this car right." LOLOLOL just popping the door open, tucking and rolling.
When my ex was in a pouty/salty mood, I’d leave for an hour, come back, still a bad mood? Leave and hang out with buds til the next day. Sure my relationships end almost instantly, but lifes to short to be with a pouty bitch.
sometimes when it comes to girls, i feel like a blind dude that’s walking around his house and can perfectly navigate it because he’s broken almost every bone at some point in the process of navigating. sure, i’ve got a LOT of exes, but now i know exactly what not to do, but like for sure.
I cant get over how relatable and true all this is. I had to pause this when GF walked into the room because I was worried about a fight starting. Man the phone call while driving around is the worst.
That's bad, but you know what's worse? A girl that calls and texts you all day to ask what you're doing. Mine gets bored, and just assumes I'm either doing something more interesting, or I'm maliciously cheating on her.
@@_DMNO_they tend to get that way if they’re insecure and/or have been cheated on. My GF was like this until I nipped it in the bud and she’s been ight. Though I have NEVER met a woman that doesn’t want to FaceTime, it truly is a curse.
I’ve never heard anything as true as the Perpetual Girl Problem. It’s like a neverending, constantly morphing problem that is somehow the same thing even though after 8 months it’s completely unidentifiable as the same issue.
the best when they think some pop artist just invented music last week. I used to go out with this chick who thought Beyonce invented the concept album
7:04 "My great-grandfather died in World War Two, my grandfather also died in war, and my dad died of cancer last year. Whether I play Russian Roulette or not, I'm going to die bro. Death runs in my family." I understand that's not the same thing, but when it comes to the level of ignorance, it's pretty close.
@J_Games_1996 did you? Lol The best bits are something everyone can relate to. And collective consciousness is a thing. Do I need to edit, and change the word 'feel' to 'sound'?
Idk why guys tolerate that from women. After my first wife, I just simply don’t play those games. Giving me the silent treatment, or when you ask what’s wrong and they say “nothing” or “what do you think I’m upset about?” First time it happens, “Look I don’t play those games. You can tell me what’s wrong, we can talk about it and move past it, or this is done right now.” Its toxic man don’t tolerate that nonsense.
I dunno, I prefer the "Act like you don't give a fuck, and create distance" method. Matt got it right dude. Literal dog behavior. They stop acting bitchy once they aren't being given the attention to be bitchy.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who’s vexed by their girlfriend calling them from the car instead of just talking to me in person when they get home 😅
Matt nd Shane are my Philly bros from another mother since I too am a Philly native. Also Peepop is a GOAT too he got sons in the game doing MSSP clips nd shit lol.
Straight facts. Like a kid mouthing off in the grocery store and give them that "I know you don't want me whoopin ass" look. I've never laid a finger on my woman. Never had to. She seen me tear walls out when I was mad then rebuild them the next day. I'm getting old now though, I'm not angry like that anymore.
It’s crazy out here for average dudes haha. That calming sensation ever since breaking up with my last gf still hasn’t worn off after >12 months. Especially seeing everyone in my family plopping our kids my motivation to get back on the plantation is at an all time low.
28:02 is so real. People say it's can be bad because you get unmotivated, but it'll let you put up with some major bullshit that you shouldn't put up with, and then you're like, why the fuck am I dealing with this.
Before my ex, I would say I would never do this or that but then I found myself doing this or that without really realizing it or understanding how I let those things slip by. Beautiful and smart is a dangerous combination. There is nothing in the universe more skilled at manipulation, deception and sabotage than the attractive human female.
Today I learned america has Aldi too
Hell yeah we do, best place to get groceries to be honest.
Ja wohl, it's a German company but we got 'em too.
it's for poor people here
@sigmadeez420 idk I'm not poor
aldeez nuts
My wife heard me listening to this and now we’re fighting 😂
Hahahaha godspeed
Salute to a real soldier 🫡
Leave her ASAP. Getting mad at you over what someone else says?Complete psycho.
Lmao
What’s her taste in music like?
I’m glad Matt is out there, saying the worst things imaginable about his woman, in a public forum. Thanks for your service.
"Worst things imaginable"
You mean to say he's spittin facts and logic?
It’s his bitch dude get it right
He's truly paving the way for us to say extra wild things to our bbgs and totally get away with it
God country Matt
Worst things=common sense and general thoughts
I like how they went from my bae, to my bitch to just bitch😂
Ahahahahahahahah fuck that’s funny
I, too, cannot listen to pop radio without vividly imagining the degenerate dental hygienists using it as their soundtrack of sin.
Nice alliteration, papa Olson
“She’s a dental hygienist from Carbondale and she makes love like one.”
@@michaelj6392she’s a bumpkin
Often imitated but never duplicated, god bless the dawgs and peepop
What’s up dawg
Whos the second koont in the thumbnail?
@@davidperez5089 in order Amber heard Emma Watson Ellen degenerate Whoopi’s fatberg
Emma Watson?
Boyyyys
I need matt to publish Matt Mckuskers Mckusker guide to life
I'd buy that.
9:00 UNDERATTED Shane quote, "pop radio and and a salty bitch is enough to get me just like....I'll roll out of this car right." LOLOLOL just popping the door open, tucking and rolling.
Matt is spot on with the cream pie. Never had an argument survive the cream pie
UNUSUALLY LARGE BLACK KOK WHIPPED OUT DURING A BASEBALL GAME IN HIGH SCHOOL
Dude this happened to me once and I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one to think of it that way😂
A good hard cream pie solves problems in every relationship
@@michaeldoran4367unusually beta male loser comment the white man is king
WUT WUZ HIZ NAME(Z)??
Laughing at Shane's girl being pouty and listening to Taylor Swift while he sits next to her mouthing "Kim" by Eminem.
SIT DOWN BIH YOU MOVE AGAIN ILL BEAT DA SHIT OUTTA YOU
MINE. HAS. NOT.
Women with good taste in music means their ex BFs had good taste in music.
🤣 fr
100% accurate
That's where they get them cool band hoodies from too haha
I was howling laughing during this one
Bruh me too prob the hardest Iv geeked listening to this show
"My bitch is fat as fuck." Hhahaha
I wonder if Matts wife Is dark choc or café su lait? ...not that that matters.
@@davidperez5089 It definitely matters. I'd guess a lighter skinned queen ass bitch.
@@vikinghammer87 so nothin like burrs wifey.
“Perpetual girl problem”bruh this is so real.
“Built like a house” 😂
"using logic is not the weapon."
Bro…it would be a crazy task but if you could make a comp of Matt using video game analogies that would be GOAT
When my ex was in a pouty/salty mood, I’d leave for an hour, come back, still a bad mood? Leave and hang out with buds til the next day.
Sure my relationships end almost instantly, but lifes to short to be with a pouty bitch.
@Leonardo-gn9ci im a subscriber to his program and I can attest, I too have a graveyard behind me.
sometimes when it comes to girls, i feel like a blind dude that’s walking around his house and can perfectly navigate it because he’s broken almost every bone at some point in the process of navigating. sure, i’ve got a LOT of exes, but now i know exactly what not to do, but like for sure.
Lmao that Kirby line about "inhaling all the details of the day and then bursting them out" really describes it best.
“Rolling down the PA turnpike to deliver average dong” never hit closer to home 21:31
This channel is the bomb because there is never a single ad on your videos lmao
It's really amazing actually. It's still surprising to click on the video and immediately get the video. Every. Time.
Nothing like ending a long day with another Peepop classic, thanks dawg.
I cant get over how relatable and true all this is. I had to pause this when GF walked into the room because I was worried about a fight starting. Man the phone call while driving around is the worst.
for some crazy stupid reason nothing pisses me off more than girls needing to tell their day and Matt summarized it perfectly
Dude, it is the worst. I don’t know why it sucks so hard but it just does.
Tell their day? What do you mean
@@paijo1503 like retelling their entire day such as what they are what someone said what they did
@@elias4493 because everyone knows a boyfriend’s not there to support your woman they’re just there for the cream pie 😂
God bitches don't know how valuable and appreciated silence is.
One of the most relatable clips I’ve ever listened to lol
The end being about girls on the phone. Unreal how accurate it is with every relationship I've had
The time slave comment form Matt was spot on
I never knew anyone else experienced this, too
That's bad, but you know what's worse? A girl that calls and texts you all day to ask what you're doing.
Mine gets bored, and just assumes I'm either doing something more interesting, or I'm maliciously cheating on her.
@@_DMNO_I broke up with my most recent girl because of that exact reason lol
@@_DMNO_they tend to get that way if they’re insecure and/or have been cheated on. My GF was like this until I nipped it in the bud and she’s been ight. Though I have NEVER met a woman that doesn’t want to FaceTime, it truly is a curse.
I’ve never heard anything as true as the Perpetual Girl Problem. It’s like a neverending, constantly morphing problem that is somehow the same thing even though after 8 months it’s completely unidentifiable as the same issue.
Matt is right about a make up cream pie
Chicks listen to this?!? 😂😍
@@lt.dantaylor7185catfish 💯
Peepop thumbnails > all yt content
This is so funny. The boys getting into a Dunkirk voluntarily. God damn.
These thumbnails are top quality, peepop sir
6 laffy taffys before bed is killing me
Can we please for the love of god have this podcast as a radio station in gta 6
Just shared this with the dawgs. Caption “do NOT listen to this around anyone else.” 🤣
I hate when she is bored in the car and calls.
Hahaha ah shit man. Atleast she doesn't call salty.
🤣 Holy shit, way too relatable.
When your girlfriend is black, going for a walk is really a power move
Everything he is saying reassures me I do not want to be in a relationship
2d vs 3d argument skills is perfect analogy
Top tier analogy
Nowadays the music that, 'women', listen to is much, much different.
See WAP, or literally anything that's even a quarter as bad.
Love Matt saying “2-dimensional polliwog” instead of polygon. A beautiful mind
Beautiful mind indeed
5:32 Mine *has not* ... 🤣 Bro his girl had to cuss him out after this
Hahahha my man’s is a living legend. He’s got the hottest takes
He's peerless
What are you fishing for “UH HUHS” no kidding😂😂😂😂
My girl just agreed with the music point how’re these guys so accurate
Women LOVE awful music and HATE when you criticize the music as if they made it themselves.
the best when they think some pop artist just invented music last week. I used to go out with this chick who thought Beyonce invented the concept album
That thumbnail is legendary I need a painting of it
Haha im having fun with this new Matt headshot. Its crisp and goes with everthing
7:04 "My great-grandfather died in World War Two, my grandfather also died in war, and my dad died of cancer last year. Whether I play Russian Roulette or not, I'm going to die bro. Death runs in my family."
I understand that's not the same thing, but when it comes to the level of ignorance, it's pretty close.
I feel like thats a norm macdonald bit
@@ccolby8593 Are you accusing me of stealing? 👀
@J_Games_1996 did you? Lol
The best bits are something everyone can relate to. And collective consciousness is a thing. Do I need to edit, and change the word 'feel' to 'sound'?
@@ccolby8593 Sometimes people can say original things, you do know this, right?
No, this isn't stolen.
But feel free to go watch hours of Norm.
@@ccolby8593 Yikes.
Idk why guys tolerate that from women. After my first wife, I just simply don’t play those games. Giving me the silent treatment, or when you ask what’s wrong and they say “nothing” or “what do you think I’m upset about?”
First time it happens, “Look I don’t play those games. You can tell me what’s wrong, we can talk about it and move past it, or this is done right now.”
Its toxic man don’t tolerate that nonsense.
I dunno, I prefer the "Act like you don't give a fuck, and create distance" method.
Matt got it right dude. Literal dog behavior. They stop acting bitchy once they aren't being given the attention to be bitchy.
@@_DMNO_both are valid. Be a fucking adult or get out
Funny enough, you're both right to varying degrees & depending on the factors/variables of the case/within context.
That Kirby analogy is perfect.
this came on in a car ride with my girlfriend and i’m laughing while she’s dead silent the whole time and then it turned into a fight
Matt is right about the I love you cream pies
I can second that. Scary but true.
Make America PeePop Again
“Nahhhh..fifa, you go to BED”😂
Shane just needed to ask her, "Hey, is everything OK?"
2 dimensional polywog
I feel like this podcast it’s like the men’s version of Bridget Jones. I completely understand what they’re talking about when it comes to bitches.
The part about a women being in a mood and blaming the man for escalating it, is 99% of fights lol
Is Shane a hot girl for liking Sophie?
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who’s vexed by their girlfriend calling them from the car instead of just talking to me in person when they get home 😅
"occasionally we talk" 😄
Shane taking the "why you mad bro" cop out
The makeup creampie is the real deal lmao
Matt nd Shane are my Philly bros from another mother since I too am a Philly native. Also Peepop is a GOAT too he got sons in the game doing MSSP clips nd shit lol.
I wish girls could go to the phantom zone when they’re in those fucking moods
"you take a nap every morning" -Shane
6:10 I think Gillis is trying to tell him that his gf's fat. She definitely was at the wedding.
I hate using the word, "triggered" but I feel this.
A two dimensional poliwog
You let em spaz for an hour... then hit em with the 'you done?' We die inside
Straight facts. Like a kid mouthing off in the grocery store and give them that "I know you don't want me whoopin ass" look. I've never laid a finger on my woman. Never had to. She seen me tear walls out when I was mad then rebuild them the next day. I'm getting old now though, I'm not angry like that anymore.
This makes me Glad I'm single again. Ofcourse i miss the frequent baked clam action, but hey!! It comes at a price dawgs.
Women Kirby their day and then spit it out when they get too full. Holy shit that is accurate
The i love you cream pie is wild
As a joke I usually play jc penny best hits and my girlfriend loves it she has no idea that’s what it is
I agree with the cream pie part “ewwww” that is only for wife material.shane the stud
Can confirm the creampie peace theory, praise to the shaman
my life in a nut shell. "Im fine I can handle this... 'somthing happens' FUCK THIS!!!!!"
"I love you creampie" subscribed
Yo shane thinks it sucks now, wait til your married with kids my dude.
No one blames you for leaving Hartford early, or Connecticut in general, for that matter.
Joe rogans take on Connecticut is honestly hilarious and very accurate if you've ever lived there 🤣
First off I didn’t fuckin scream 😂😂😂😂
I don't know if "full-Nelson Mandela" was on purpose or not but it was great.
Matt is the silver fox dude!! Fkn legenddddd
@17:14 - the meditations of Matt
What’s the deal with whoopie
g zimmed it is absolutely ridiculous
This is the best thing I’ve heard all week 🤣
Matts dental hygienist fantasies are crazy 😂
This is why I stopped dating and have no interest in dating again. Its just so much work just to not be at fault for everything.
It’s crazy out here for average dudes haha. That calming sensation ever since breaking up with my last gf still hasn’t worn off after >12 months. Especially seeing everyone in my family plopping our kids my motivation to get back on the plantation is at an all time low.
Don't put up with shit tests.
I've been with my bf for 6 years now, no marriage in sight at ALL. I'm not sure how I feel about it :/
14:50 I’ve never heard it explained so perfect literally same
Hell yeah
Matt had me dying this one
Shout out Spud
28:02 is so real. People say it's can be bad because you get unmotivated, but it'll let you put up with some major bullshit that you shouldn't put up with, and then you're like, why the fuck am I dealing with this.
I don't understand how these grown men put up with this kind of behavior from women
Before my ex, I would say I would never do this or that but then I found myself doing this or that without really realizing it or understanding how I let those things slip by. Beautiful and smart is a dangerous combination. There is nothing in the universe more skilled at manipulation, deception and sabotage than the attractive human female.
What episode is this? It just says 60 57 in the description
This is ABSOLUTE funniest podcast on UA-cam 😆 OOO
Wow that sucks. Maybe I am just fine being single. Thanks for helping out.
Shane experiencing the no ring sting. Happens aroind Christmas
Yep, exactly this. That's something serious too that can turn real bad real fast.
Really tho if you listen they really understand the women type.
This thumbnail 💀