I don't know what you're doing, but your thumbnails are hysterical. I know they're just stock images with Matt and Shane's faces, but they're the perfect level of just enough effort to be funny
@@travisbickle1951 My father is also a Geezer, just replace the elks with the legion, and its practically the same guy they came out of the cookie cutter generation
It made me feel good when Matt said “if your not making your mom pray and worry every night… your not on the quest for the grail, hate to break it to yah” I’m def on the quest hahaha
@@BallBatteryReligionsomeone who feels bad enough to not let them fade away like that but not bad enough to not put them in rehab so they don’t have to put in as much work
Cumtown listener here who’s slowly creeping his dick into MSSP and I gotta say Matt’s ability to take an anecdote somewhere and Shane going with it no questions asked is incredible. Matt: talking about his family dying out without having kids *segues into his auntie being so frail he could Muay Thai kick her easily: Shane: *nonchalant* “you’d kill her.”
peepop, you’ve been here for my highest highs and rn im at a low. bless you bro, i truly hope i’ll always at least have my peepop. my forever bae left nye and i’m still tore up about it but i’m glad my dawgz are here
@@NotoriousPeepop just the big dawg in the sky edging me to the max hopefully to handle the joys that’ll soon come to me bro. you’re the realest, thanks brother
And yesterday was my birthday so really, thank you bro. I was super down. Don’t have any dawgz irl, I’m young lone wolf mode so it really means a lot to just hear like, it’ll be alright. If any dawgz play Xbox or MW2 hmu dude
Isn't there a complete and specific set of rules for what to do at four way stops? I can think of no reason to panic. Unless of course one of the cars is driven by a women.
After listening to these hot cast clips, I’ve added multiple words including geezer into my vocabulary. Catch myself calling geezers geezers in my head when we cross paths at my retail job
i know its corny when ppl write i was literally reading when some comment was said... but this shit somehow happened LOL... i was commenting on another dudes comment hit reply and scrolled, BOOM matt says this shit right as i read it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same dawg, saw a geezer think she was in reverse, hop a parking median with both axels, and plowed into the ice cooler outside the grocery store I worked in during hike school. Was funny as fuck (once we saw she was ok physically) but also real sad seeing how embarrassed and helpless she was. Geezer definitely needed to be somewhere with more help but you never know if their familial and/or financial circumstances make that impossible
@@stupickles2463 we knew my grandma was done driving when she got panic stuck in the median used to cross into her neighborhood, it was a highway with 2 lanes one way and 2 the other way, you turn in wait for traffic then go, im sure shes done that shit 1000x before but for some reason just geezer'd out and panicked... some guy had to knock on her window and she was shaking like she didnt know where she was or what to do.
It is sad that old people all have an internalized sense that it is bad to be old, so they’re all very embarrassed and mad to be deteriorating. Plus, people don’t perceive their own deficiencies so it’s not until they’re being told by someone that they’re inept that they even are aware of how much ability they’ve lost.
The hardest part is that you have friends/peers of the exact same age and they're fine. Really sucks when you look/act 10-15 years older than your big brother etc. Especially true around age 80, you have people doing long distant biking etc, and their sister needs diapers and a walker to get around. Aging isn't like growing/maturing. It isn't a predictable downward slope, it's super random. It's like falling off a cliff at random and then you're just stuck there waiting for the next drop, it can be next year or 15 years later you never know.
@@dixonhill1108Everyone ages differently. Which fucking sucks. I mean, most of us could definitely slow our deterioration, but at the end of the day some people are just more blessed than others
@HIGH_noon it'd be nice but nah. The healthcare system was pretty disappointing throughout. I'll just harbor this anger for the rest of my life instead, ya know, guy stuff
@@nateb4543 yeah i hear feel ya on that... and yeah our health system is straight garbahhhge. 🤮🤮🤮 i remember i got into accident and broke my jaw like 6 years ago and my mom calls insurance like yeahhhh its cool your covered cuz i needed surgery asap, she gets okay they run thru everything works out heal up leave 2-3 weeks later... i or she calls i forget but they want some documents like police report before they will sign off on bills and payment, now i got hospital, individual surgeorn side bill, and dentist bills... they were supposed to be like 80-90% covered i just owed like 2500 to dentist and some stuff i requested being at hospital but yeah they kept fucking around the insurance, now we need this... no thats wrong one we need your full dentist history WHATTT i gave you a police report, yeah we know but we need the full dentist report or we wont payout, this went on for like 3 months and now i got collections notice and hospital calling i tell them and insurance to talk they never call hospital now they wont speak with me... i had to get lawyer to take them to court and we pull some slick shit that just absolved me of anything and made the collections stop for like couple years and at that point i only had like 1-2 years left on the statue of limitation for when it just clears out and they cant do shit but by the end they wanted a FULL medical history report ordered from this service in Atlanta, any dentists i remember going to to call the insurance, the surgeon finally called on my behalf like why are you needing all this shit... ohhhh well our team has determined that the accident doesnt match the injury and this must be a "pre existing condition"... BRUHHHHHH WTF?! i got into an accident police signed off on me getting taken to hospital in report they wrote what happened the surgeron literally talked with me within an hour and my face was all swole up bloody coming out my tooth and shit and these fuckin OMG they pissed me off😤😤😤
i agree with the retirement not being great. my wife started travel nursing so ive had to be home a lot more and im ready to get back out in the world so i dont feel like im wasting away
Holy fuck! you guys and the random hilarious conversations you get into. Who wouldve thought the original conversation wouldve evolved into bullying the elderly home and ol dead Mcuskers not being racist anymore after going after the milk man? 🤣
My momma passed by her own vices and my dad is 55 and she was 52.. I can confidently say that losing a wife is much worse, 5 kids, 4 to take care of and no one to grow old with.. not even just not having a wife and not having someone to spend your whole life with but someone who goes halfway there and then leaves the world.
Livin La Vida Geezer
SODAAAAAAA
I don't know what you're doing, but your thumbnails are hysterical. I know they're just stock images with Matt and Shane's faces, but they're the perfect level of just enough effort to be funny
Thank god for the TRANSLATE TO ENGLISH button 🇺🇲
Phil Gillis is the ultimate side character to their podcast.
You kidding? He's the real deal, why else keep bringing him up? Notice we still don't know Matt's dad's name? That's cuz Phil is the fucking GOAT!
@@travisbickle1951 oof imagine simping for the same dude every white guy has as a dad lmao
@@travisbickle1951 My father is also a Geezer, just replace the elks with the legion, and its practically the same guy they came out of the cookie cutter generation
What the hell shane
What the hell, had a couple of drinks
Shane just saying "Shane" as his dad is the funniest shit possible
And mom too, “Shaaaannnneee”
auh what the hyell shane come aun knawck it ouff
@@joeschraer7916like a cat in heat shaaaaane
Yeah, sure Shane that’s it. Asshole
- Phil
Yeah, sure Shane
"Do you ever read the Tibetan book of the dead?" No, Matt no one reads the Tibetan book of the dead lol
I read it in college but I think me and Matt are just on a shamanic wavelength.
432 Hz?
The most Mattest thing has ever said
I have! Matt knows his demographic
look at this fool not following the way of the shaman
It made me feel good when Matt said “if your not making your mom pray and worry every night… your not on the quest for the grail, hate to break it to yah” I’m def on the quest hahaha
Embrace it
True shaman
Christ, I’ll never have kids, I’ll be a wreck every night.
Yeah I ruined my mother and father from worry lol.. we almost good now, my wild days have come to an end
You still live at your mom's???
The idea of punching an old person and werthers flying out of them like sonic rings is fucking hilarious lol
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Oh my God that is fucking gold 😂
Developing a crippling Percocet addiction in your 80s is kinda based
😂😂😂😂
Seems kinda normal tbh. Can’t wait for what they have if I make it to my 80’s
thats the time to get into some shit
And who sends someone to rehab in their 80s? If you make it that long you've earned the right just ride it out.
@@BallBatteryReligionsomeone who feels bad enough to not let them fade away like that but not bad enough to not put them in rehab so they don’t have to put in as much work
My mom’s 80, we watched Shane’s Austin special together last week. She loved it.
RIP Mommy, miss you
That's awesome dude. Except the dying part.
First you said your mom’s 80, then you said she’s dead. Seems sus dude
Is she 80 or dead? 😂
Wow what a great clip I clicked it and said wow what a great clip
You go beep boop bop and there’s pussy
Well played 👏
I 75% believe a full blown HAYMAKER uppercut by Tyson would partially decapitate a geez.
FATALITY
Only 75% dude?
At LEAST 80%
In his prime FOR SURE. He was fuckin scary in his prime. He still is.
At least meld his upper and lower jaw for a cool 95% 🤷♂️
I'm sure the nazis did some experiments like that on some geezef up tight wads.
The term geezer as a slur is funny as shit, once again a slam dunk for the culture from the dawgz
It’s been an epithet for a long time man
Not this one.
“Dawgz” lmao
" ya...sure Shane. Ok.."
I'm a lad from Texas who loves the podcast my nephew experience a fat attack recently, thanks for all the laughs guys
A huevo compa
El lemairo
As a previously extremely fat teen, hearing my childhood panics defined as fat attacks is one of the funniest concepts for me 😅. Gotta love the dawgs
“Imagine bullying old people to death in a nursing home” was not a phrase I expected to hear today
Whenever Shane does impressions of his dad it's the funniest thing ever.
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Came to MSSP for the Gill Dawg… Stayed for the Shaman. Thx bros.
Cumtown listener here who’s slowly creeping his dick into MSSP and I gotta say Matt’s ability to take an anecdote somewhere and Shane going with it no questions asked is incredible.
Matt: talking about his family dying out without having kids *segues into his auntie being so frail he could Muay Thai kick her easily:
Shane: *nonchalant* “you’d kill her.”
peepop, you’ve been here for my highest highs and rn im at a low. bless you bro, i truly hope i’ll always at least have my peepop. my forever bae left nye and i’m still tore up about it but i’m glad my dawgz are here
That sucks man, but the dawgz are here for you brother
@@NotoriousPeepop just the big dawg in the sky edging me to the max hopefully to handle the joys that’ll soon come to me bro. you’re the realest, thanks brother
Im really sorry about your girl. All I can say is time is the best healer, and im positive youll soon find yourself in the highest highs once again
@@NotoriousPeepop i always knew there was something damn sweet about you bro, thank you, for real. it means a lot to hear that.
And yesterday was my birthday so really, thank you bro. I was super down. Don’t have any dawgz irl, I’m young lone wolf mode so it really means a lot to just hear like, it’ll be alright. If any dawgz play Xbox or MW2 hmu dude
This is like when you come to a 4 way stop and two of you stop at the same time and then start to go at the same time and panic ensues lol
I don't panic, I give them a second and if they don't take it, I show dominance and make them ruin their brakes.
Isn't there a complete and specific set of rules for what to do at four way stops?
I can think of no reason to panic.
Unless of course one of the cars is driven by a women.
I always let them go first and just give them a dead stare to the eyes the entire time.
Vehicle to the right has right-of-way.
@@deezlesteezlepreach brotha
WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED THANK YOU DADDY PEEPOP
What the hell is even that
I've listened to a couple hundred individual casts straight through and this may be my favorite compilation I've heard
13:22 I’ve never heard Shane laugh like that. Matt gets Shane like no one else
I love that Shane’s got a chill relationship with his pops.
After listening to these hot cast clips, I’ve added multiple words including geezer into my vocabulary. Catch myself calling geezers geezers in my head when we cross paths at my retail job
i work retail and i caught my boss calling people geezers and i asked him if he listened to the pod and indeed he did
@@bencousins7311righteous
It’s the perfect word for old decrepit men
DRENCHED!!!! 🙌
Is it a german thing? My family has been mocking each other about being geezers ruthlessly for as long as I remember. It’s been pretty funny
Gonna be all of us one day stay blessed dawgs
From your lips to gods ears ! 🙏
Wise words from a young bull
Didn't expect to see Mei Ling here.
IF we're lucky enough to make it that far 😉👌
Not if I have anything to do with it!
Bless you Peepop, every time you upload one of these it makes my day brother!
“You ever read the Tibetan book of the dead?”
Was Matt expecting to hear a yes 😂
just vibing to this and it just instantly switched to a theoretical homosexual relation ship and i lost it
Matt calling himself an "edge-daddy" is one of the most funniest word combinations I heard in my life
they get into topic like that pretty regularly if you listen to all their episodes religiously🤣
Phil Gillis looks like Bruce Willis if he had a touch of downs
Touchdowns*
@@pizzaboisupremehoo ah 🗣️🗣️
@@pizzaboisupremegreat mark normand joke buddy hahahaha
thanks for the uploads man, really trims the fat off these podcasts
“You ever read the Tibetan book of the dead?” Of course Matt we’ve all read it, sheesh!
Thank you once again PeePop you the realest dawg of all dawgs
The white prism of sniz is an underrated joke
i know its corny when ppl write i was literally reading when some comment was said... but this shit somehow happened LOL... i was commenting on another dudes comment hit reply and scrolled, BOOM matt says this shit right as i read it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Matt: Have you ever read the Tibetan Book of the Dead?
Shane: ...No
I imagine being old is like when you haven’t slept for days on end and your just spacey, exhausted, agitated and out of it
Had an old lady drive through my church's stained glass window thinking she was in reverse backing out of her handicap spot
😂
Same dawg, saw a geezer think she was in reverse, hop a parking median with both axels, and plowed into the ice cooler outside the grocery store I worked in during hike school. Was funny as fuck (once we saw she was ok physically) but also real sad seeing how embarrassed and helpless she was. Geezer definitely needed to be somewhere with more help but you never know if their familial and/or financial circumstances make that impossible
@@stupickles2463 we knew my grandma was done driving when she got panic stuck in the median used to cross into her neighborhood, it was a highway with 2 lanes one way and 2 the other way, you turn in wait for traffic then go, im sure shes done that shit 1000x before but for some reason just geezer'd out and panicked... some guy had to knock on her window and she was shaking like she didnt know where she was or what to do.
Watching your parents get old really sucks. Second hardest thing to watch in life.
What's the first?
@@chunkygaming8464probably Affleck’s Daredevil
@@chunkygaming8464 Your parents being old AND you walking in on your toothless mother giving his slug a suck like it's a wrinkly worthers
@Deekaid anything Affleck is in
The convo about the fckin was absolute gold 💀
Peepop with the heat drop, thank you for making today turnt
Matt "Just reach down there neck and rip out there spine"
Shane "i might do that to my grandma
Just got your clip suggested. Now can't stop lol. A couple months in MSSP so I have a lot of stuff to cover and this is gold!
I’m a bit of a geez every now and then myself
It is sad that old people all have an internalized sense that it is bad to be old, so they’re all very embarrassed and mad to be deteriorating. Plus, people don’t perceive their own deficiencies so it’s not until they’re being told by someone that they’re inept that they even are aware of how much ability they’ve lost.
The hardest part is that you have friends/peers of the exact same age and they're fine. Really sucks when you look/act 10-15 years older than your big brother etc. Especially true around age 80, you have people doing long distant biking etc, and their sister needs diapers and a walker to get around. Aging isn't like growing/maturing. It isn't a predictable downward slope, it's super random. It's like falling off a cliff at random and then you're just stuck there waiting for the next drop, it can be next year or 15 years later you never know.
@@dixonhill1108Everyone ages differently. Which fucking sucks. I mean, most of us could definitely slow our deterioration, but at the end of the day some people are just more blessed than others
It’s so funny to imagine these two as geeze’s just laughing about how if they fall their bodies will just literally disintegrate.
Earned Diabetes.
Summer of '21 my dad died of covid, such a bitch. Anyways, stories of Phil warm my heart. Keep em coming!
you gonna sue the gubment?
@HIGH_noon it'd be nice but nah. The healthcare system was pretty disappointing throughout. I'll just harbor this anger for the rest of my life instead, ya know, guy stuff
@@nateb4543 yeah i hear feel ya on that... and yeah our health system is straight garbahhhge. 🤮🤮🤮
i remember i got into accident and broke my jaw like 6 years ago and my mom calls insurance like yeahhhh its cool your covered cuz i needed surgery asap, she gets okay they run thru everything works out heal up leave 2-3 weeks later... i or she calls i forget but they want some documents like police report before they will sign off on bills and payment, now i got hospital, individual surgeorn side bill, and dentist bills... they were supposed to be like 80-90% covered i just owed like 2500 to dentist and some stuff i requested being at hospital but yeah they kept fucking around the insurance, now we need this... no thats wrong one we need your full dentist history WHATTT i gave you a police report, yeah we know but we need the full dentist report or we wont payout, this went on for like 3 months and now i got collections notice and hospital calling i tell them and insurance to talk they never call hospital now they wont speak with me... i had to get lawyer to take them to court and we pull some slick shit that just absolved me of anything and made the collections stop for like couple years and at that point i only had like 1-2 years left on the statue of limitation for when it just clears out and they cant do shit but by the end they wanted a FULL medical history report ordered from this service in Atlanta, any dentists i remember going to to call the insurance, the surgeon finally called on my behalf like why are you needing all this shit... ohhhh well our team has determined that the accident doesnt match the injury and this must be a
"pre existing condition"...
BRUHHHHHH WTF?! i got into an accident police signed off on me getting taken to hospital in report they wrote what happened the surgeron literally talked with me within an hour and my face was all swole up bloody coming out my tooth and shit and these fuckin OMG they pissed me off😤😤😤
Earnestly really sorry to hear that man
❤ hope you have a good day today broski
i agree with the retirement not being great. my wife started travel nursing so ive had to be home a lot more and im ready to get back out in the world so i dont feel like im wasting away
hike n fish brother
@1TracyHunt yea im getting there just still trying to get over the guilty feeling while i do. rough problems haha
3:11 Matt, weighing the odds, did you suspect you would ever get a yes to that question?
Started on the railway at 19 only have to work 36 years then freedom 55…almost 10 years in and 55 is looking less and less likely
you’re almost a third of the way there
power bottom & docile top.....maaaaaan I'm crying laughinh
Am I the only one who religiously listens to these short clips ?
No shot. There's like tens of us.
@@enthusiasticpaunchat most 300, at least 60
Everyday
Been listening for like 3 straight days
this is my all time favourite mssp video
So this is where the punch assassination on Biden bit game from 😂
Yeah I remember the first time I noticed my dad was elderly. His arms were noticeably small after I hadn’t seen him in a bit. Sad
The part about how easy it'd be to do fatalities is so fucking funny
“This is a revolutionary movement” after literally describing just being financially responsible
your dad looks like an astronaut
Billy is Mac from Always Sunny.
HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT
"they're very pernergamous."
Who ever comes up with these thumb nails is an artist in the soul
My dad would beat my ass if I called him Dan.
I remember being white knuckled
When my gpa drove. Scariest shit of my life
hyper pernergamous has got to be one of the best McCuskerisms
22:29 damn who else can relate to this? Too real 😂
Thanks for the joint Peepop🤌🤌🤌
Thank you so much for posting these
I love how they always put a crazy hunch on the the Shane photoshops
13:41 dying 13:46 bro what the fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’d be such a fuckin edge daddy” 😭
12:59 wtf turn did this take😭
12:44 most outta pocket shit ive heard in a minute
Holy fuck! you guys and the random hilarious conversations you get into. Who wouldve thought the original conversation wouldve evolved into bullying the elderly home and ol dead Mcuskers not being racist anymore after going after the milk man? 🤣
Lord bless this peepop perfection
1:41 that's tiggggght 😂
My dad started flipping out once in the parking lot when he couldn’t decide between like 5 different parking spots. He just started jerking the wheel
Never clicked so fast
Makes two of us
30:43 The reality of smoking a lot of bud, thinking you're super chill and open-minded and eventually blow up. Hit it right on the nail lol.
aaaawww their dads are trying to add time with them on their little drives
Just got back from killington. Hunting for Shane
These guys claim to be straight, but I had no idea what a power bottom or a docile top was before lol
1:50 so your telling me Shane’s dads travels the backroads selling ice cream ? What a badass
Straight up upstate ny shit. Love it
Recommend jumping to 18:59 😂
The original piñatas were filled with pigs feet and Modelo, according to the ancient scriptures
I'm 35. Why is Shane's dad my dad? It's like they're all the same around that age. Every single one that I've met.
Where’s the clip of Shane talking about his friend crying on the bachelor? Might be on Jre
Inshallah right before Ramadan bless up
Gettin geezed up
Yeah. My mom turned 70 and is now terrified to merge onto the highway.
Americans idea of a geezer is so different 😂
My momma passed by her own vices and my dad is 55 and she was 52.. I can confidently say that losing a wife is much worse, 5 kids, 4 to take care of and no one to grow old with.. not even just not having a wife and not having someone to spend your whole life with but someone who goes halfway there and then leaves the world.
im a milkman and i wish some old sniz would tell me to come in😭😭
start walking around w ya peckah hanging out that should send the message lol
As a self identified black conservative pernergamous is my new favorite word.
What kind of weird hippy shot is Matt smoking lol
6:50 exactly what my did.
New girlfriend, snowmobiles, the works. Boomer shit.
You ever read the Tibetan Book of the Dead?
...No, dude what were you gonna say about it lmao
Anyone know what ep 20:00-24:00 is?
26:42 Matt is so fucking funny
Matt and Shane talking about fucking is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard
I love it when they call me PeePoppa 🤘🏼