“Kevin spacey may have put his balls on my head as a young actor but you can’t go wrong with his soup” is something I look forward to when I tune into Dillion
The vocal warmup is masterful. But I’m going to be controversial and say that Salt and Straw sucks. Cornflake Lavender Earl Grey ice cream in a $9 waffle cone?! Stop it!
For clarification for Americans. She's using the British/Australian definition of middle-class which basically covers white-collar, professional and aspirational types who are financially comfortable. But if she was being more specific she could have said upper middle-class.
I saw a hitpiece on David Copperfield where it looks like they're going to take all the Epstein Island anger and take it out on just him. Tim Dillion yet again shows his prophetic powers.
@@dertythegrower Most truck stops actually have really clean showers. As disgusting as truck drivers are (I would know, I was one) for whatever reason they value the cleanliness of the showers and choose their preferred fuel stops largely around the cleanliness of the showers, thus the truck stops dump money into them. Additionally, the cost of the showers is usually something the drivers don't even think about because it's frequently complimentary after you spend $500+ at the pump.
The rise and fall of this podcast is going to make a hell of a documentary and it ends with Tim showing up to Ben’s house coked out of his mind in his underwear holding a gun
Rocking in the free world is a song that is very explicit about the failures of the American government. Shetland Tony playing that song un ironically in Ukraine is wild.
@@kushfrancis37 Reminds me of a meme I saw a while back, where it showed two people saying "Life has no purpose". One was depressed and one was wildin' out. Just goes to show it's a real knife fight out here.
My 8-year-old son just told me about the prime drink he got at school.. the teachers were selling at the bookstore right b4 I turned this podcast on, so when Tim talks about the 8 year old boy tearing his cheeks off cuz he can't breathe you know I took the chance to scar him for life & let him listen 😂
social class and income/money is not (always) the same thing. In England, Kate Blanchette would be considered middle class by the middle class and an expensive prostitute by the upper class.
Good point, English class consciousness is different than American. It’s correct that she was born into the middle class but because of her net worth she’s considered upper class in the US but not in England because she wasn’t born into an upper caste
When I think of make up that says Not tested on Animals. I always though of that. Rats with full on make up. I thought how could that hurt them? Tim said it so much better. Rats running around in full on drag.
Weekly reminder that Timmy needs his own radio station on GTA6
Gay tard audio?
secondly reminder from the whale redditors
I love chakra attack on GTA, BUT WE DO NEED TIMS VOICE IN THOUSANDS OF LINES OF DIALOGUE WITHIN THE GAME DAMN IT!
yessssss
Thank you for your service
Wearing 1200 dollar sunglasses while doing an ad for 50 dollar sunglasses is only something Tim could get away with 😂😂
Do you think he has helix mattresses? They’re really pricey so I sort of believe it lol
I actually own 3 opr iof SR polarized. Great styles//price. I want to see TD sporting a pair of “Emerald Splatter” on the next episode 😎
👏🤣🤣🤣
💯👏🏾👏🏾
he has not changed too much since he is loaded, but i like the poor tim better
"People are saying your pancake mix is just pool chemicals" 😂💀
He stole my recipe, but I'm not mad, he had the star power to sell and that made me happy.
I want TD Pancake mix tbh
I’m deeply offended by that accusation
@@highinquisitorvanwiller8904You actually look forward to this product launch.
That's fake biz
The Tim Dillon show, despite being comedy, legitimately helps me stay sane every week. Is anyone else with me on this?
This and MSSP are my only hope
@@NateDogg187 Right there with you brother.
Oh hell ya!!!! I luv his satire... shows how far our society has gone down the rabbit hole and luv how he trolls and shows the idiocy
@@NateDogg187Dawg 👊
Hell yeah 🤘
Tim buys every polo sport release at macys 😂😂
That's real American wealth on display right there
Not many brands make good clothes for big men - Tim D
@@mmmFreshBrew Exactly why I respect it. It’s either this or the $200 DXL shirts for our boy
@@jordishima I went once and couldn't believe the prices
Nah he gets it from DXL
Tim Dillion is my Saturday Morning Cartoon ritual developed over the years by depravity.
I've not related to something so much in too long
From canada
Hahaha well said
Yes or yes
Hahahaha!!! Gold
Well said
From Jake Paul prime energy drink to the Saudis complicit in 9/11 … what a ride
ehh, we knew the saudis did it already
@@theoneandonly7019They could be next ones that need freedom after ukraine or israel. Dont we need new countries to liberate
@@navnishbhardwaj3436 nah. the us doesn’t have the guts to challenge saudi arabia
@@theoneandonly7019 Complicity in this case means business relationship. They were the subcontractor.
Wait so Saudi is responsible for 9/11?
McGriddles and fentanyl 😂
That was funny.
The standard American diet
@@cecilyerker lol
I want in!
😂😂
Poor Kate Blanchett I hope her situation improves, we wish her well.
She only needs another 5mil to qualify as middle class. C'mon everyone dig deep!
Praying for her 🙏
🏌️♂️
Life in the big city
Yeah, it’s a real knife fight out there.
“Kevin spacey may have put his balls on my head as a young actor but you can’t go wrong with his soup” is something I look forward to when I tune into Dillion
Omg 😂😂😂
I wish Tim and his audience well.
Nobody gives a shit
Nobody cares……
Have a blessed day.
Thank you
Nice to see you 🤝
Can’t wait to watch this episode and the 147 clips of it afterwards.
Seriously! He needs a clip channel.
😅😅
Clips channel for sure
#metoo
Yeah, and don't put the blue dot on until the video is ready!
I like how Tim is complaining about celebrities hawking trash products while also hawking multiple trash products in this show lol
That is his sacred right
Just business.
But it's the way he sells it
Fake business is the cornerstone of this great country
He is also talking about being the face of a brand. Like Jake Paul is the face of Prime
God damnit, Tim has me laughing right out the gate with his “vocal exercise” 😂
"There is nothing less valuable than the truth in this country, except the people telling it"
-Timmy D, an icon
😂😂😅👏
One of the best episodes in recent times. No one navigates the absurdity of our age better than Tim
Very well said, Navigates the absurdity. Like Albert Camus.
Bro, this is GTA talk radio stuff
@@bigjj7017this is higher brow
"What if you're 8 and you want to be a champion?" 🏆☠️
Baby gronk?
😂
This is Prime Tim Dillon here.
Yes or yes?
The vocal warmup is masterful. But I’m going to be controversial and say that Salt and Straw sucks. Cornflake Lavender Earl Grey ice cream in a $9 waffle cone?! Stop it!
Kevin Spacey is just great. Can’t wait for him to come back.
Same with that giant skin tag Harvey Weinstein.
Kayseri Soze
kevin is the goat
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil 👌
fantastic @@E_Clampus_Vitus
Tim should enter the American Ninja show and battle Chris Christy in a duel to the death with the big Qtip weapons.
Thatd be wonderful🎉❤
the world would love this idea
Beverly Hills ninja…
I love how Tim puts in effort to show just how little he cares for those ad-reads. It’s absolutely endearing
No ad read, not even Burr's ZipRecruiter, will ever top Robert Patron, Virtuous Pedophile.
if Cate Blanchett is middle class, then im a slave.
You're a slave either way
lol.
You're actually correct
95million is middle class now???? Yerrrrr! I quit!!!😮😮
For clarification for Americans. She's using the British/Australian definition of middle-class which basically covers white-collar, professional and aspirational types who are financially comfortable. But if she was being more specific she could have said upper middle-class.
He is truly in peak form
I saw a hitpiece on David Copperfield where it looks like they're going to take all the Epstein Island anger and take it out on just him. Tim Dillion yet again shows his prophetic powers.
It was written
ℑ𝔱 ℑ𝔰 𝔚𝔯𝔦𝔱
Too bad he couldn't make the Black Book disappear.
I believe Uriah Heap is behind this
They had to trot out Stephen Hawking's cyborg ass to try and get us to forget about Clinton.
Cosby is coming out with his own line of Sleepy Time Tea.
"Eat your Spacey Soup!" Holy shit I lost it lol
Just let him act!
😂😂😂
I’m seeing Tim live in AC tonight. Life in the big city baby
Wow! I'm jealous! Sounds like an awesome night! Have a good time. Still waiting to catch him live for the 1st time myself
AC, what a hell hole.
Yes!!! Me too!
He liked to drink wine from a burger king cup
Better fill up on PRIME first!
Soo this is why drew Barrymore is selling air fryers at wal mart... i honestly thought she was air frying children🤷
she interviews so uncomfortably close as if she’s striving for everyone’s last bump of blow
van life aspirations 🤣🤣
did it 2017-2020 many states for work its great except sudden craps in morning and showering at gyms or truck stops(some are real nice but overpriced)
@@dertythegrower Most truck stops actually have really clean showers. As disgusting as truck drivers are (I would know, I was one) for whatever reason they value the cleanliness of the showers and choose their preferred fuel stops largely around the cleanliness of the showers, thus the truck stops dump money into them. Additionally, the cost of the showers is usually something the drivers don't even think about because it's frequently complimentary after you spend $500+ at the pump.
"There is nothing less valuable than truth in this country except the people that are telling it" - Tim Dillon. Get this man into public office ASAP
Literally was eating a McGriddle at 3:38
No fent?
@@PepsiFuture desert
Every rant is genius. George Carlin vibes. Love
I think I made the tucker carlson face for 2 minutes straight when blinken gave that pre-performance speech. jesus fucking christ
Him and Alex Jones arguing about the amount of kids on some island on a gta6 radio is the only thing that's missing in this world
Im laughing right away...netan - yahu 🤣🤣
Outrageous mockery of satan's favourite henchman.
Tim mustn't make fun of Nutty-yahu in that way.
I think it's net-and-yoo-hoo. 🤷 Ask yeezy
Where are you piglets at?
Oink 🐷
I'm a dog disguised as a pig 😅
HELL YEA, FUCKIN DOGS ARE IN THE HOUSE NOW MF! 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Gettin there.
Trying to keep at least a pound of bacon in my daily diet.
Gotta keep those vitamin c[holesterol] levels up!
Meow
Holy Dillon is at his pulpit !! Don't forget to tip the bartenders.
Tim Dillon….my only news source.
The rise and fall of this podcast is going to make a hell of a documentary and it ends with Tim showing up to Ben’s house coked out of his mind in his underwear holding a gun
Do we actually deserve such a poetic rock bottom moment like that?
"Gun."
If Tim gets whacked how are we going to know if its Boeing or Kevin Spacey?
Kevin Spacey is such a great actor that Kevin Spacey no longer exists 👏
Tim you keep me sane! Thank you good sir!!!
Rocking in the free world is a song that is very explicit about the failures of the American government. Shetland Tony playing that song un ironically in Ukraine is wild.
Who's funnier than tim Dillon right now? Nobody's even close.
There’s no one in the same ballpark
The nihilistic undertone of this podcast is the only reason I stay.
it’s the only rational approach left to us
@@kushfrancis37 Reminds me of a meme I saw a while back, where it showed two people saying "Life has no purpose".
One was depressed and one was wildin' out.
Just goes to show it's a real knife fight out here.
"Life’s not knights on horseback. It’s numbers on a piece of paper. A fight for a knife in the mud"
People are saying your pancake mix is just pool chemicals, lol
Please Tim do a bit on the Utah kid that got arrested for being in a coup in Congo
also two weed fake business men (not a joke heh)
Look babe we can one day live in a van.....IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
Pretty much. At this rate in ten years us poors will be lusting after cardboard box under the last bridge still standing life.
Awesome. Get to listen this while makin' brunch. Good way to start the day
He walked a crazy bitch when I saw him!
I always do!
If Tim Dillon did Joe Rogan length podcasts it would be the perfect content for a blindfolded mushroom trip
My 8-year-old son just told me about the prime drink he got at school.. the teachers were selling at the bookstore right b4 I turned this podcast on, so when Tim talks about the 8 year old boy tearing his cheeks off cuz he can't breathe you know I took the chance to scar him for life & let him listen 😂
Wait up, hold on a minute, you're telling me teachers are pushing energy drinks in school libraries?
@@highinquisitorvanwiller8904bro they’re pushing for kids to mutilate their genitals and have gay sex you think they wouldn’t sell an energy drink?
Yes, specifically the Prime ones that are cited to possibly have forever chemicals, this is public school in the Midwest, don't be so shocked...
@@ToolMom3990 😂😂😂😂
@@ToolMom3990That's insane.
Straight out the gate it’s already hilarious
🎶 “keep on givin us ur farm land” 🎶 😂
The pig sings surprisingly well #blessed #blackrock
@@fahimhuq2768 he comes up with some great new lyrics for the songs too 😂
Like to get Timmy to 95 milli we all know he needs it 🙏
For every 5 million he’ll donate $5 to help solve the homeless problem
"i wear balmain wonderboys & i'm talking abt shady rays" LMFAOO
Now that's an energy drink when you start to pull your hair out and skin off, finally some good stuff.
Dim Tillon and Tronald Dump 2024
The Shady Rays ad had me dying. I'm pretty sure there isn't any shit left for Tim to give.
Anything good in the universe from here on out is merely a nod to Tim’s perspective.
AI SAINTS tim youre so fucking far ahead of the curve im coming back here in like ~5 yrs
If you add those who want to molest you to those who accuse you of molesting them, leaving the house is really no longer an option.
I swear Tim channels George Carlin sometimes.
Was gonna skip the ads. Saw the end of the ads. Realized I'm missing out, rewinded, watched the ads.
Gosh it’s hard to deny timmy’s pure prowess with this type of content.
Impossible
"netin yahoo" lol love you Tim - another banger as always
*nuttinyerbuttyayhoo
Timcoin !!
spacey really is such a good actor
Love k-pax
Yeah I would have had a tough time finding that blond girl desirable in American beauty....
😆👌
Love you, Tim; keep up your amazing dark humor and touch on our erratic world.
Once again Tim going above and beyond. Truly inspiring
Its "The Fly" 2024, only this time Vanilla Ice's Grandma gets kicked into the machine holding a Gumby.
The title of the episode should be "Swimming With Sharks" (happens to also be the title of a Spacey movie)
Thanks peggy hill
Apropos indeed, considering the content of that film😂
I knew my kevin spacey comment and nick mullens bussy had traction.
Believe in your dreams, trust in the process, and manifest your destiny ✨
there is dignity in the pursuit
"can't have sex with an elephant"
"Turns out you can...."
This guy needs a GTA radio station 🤣🤣🤣
Tim talking about other people’s diet 💀🐷
I even laugh during the commercials because his delivery never fails!
a minute in and we're at bagel handcuffs. god bless
Weinsten will hear applause again 😅 at the event. Right after the shrimp cocktail.
That was the most low energy cover of rockin in the free world I've ever seen. so bad.
social class and income/money is not (always) the same thing. In England, Kate Blanchette would be considered middle class by the middle class and an expensive prostitute by the upper class.
Good point, English class consciousness is different than American. It’s correct that she was born into the middle class but because of her net worth she’s considered upper class in the US but not in England because she wasn’t born into an upper caste
Haven’t heard from Princes Di in a while
LMFAO! What is happening in the world 😂
After the collapse I'm sure salvation navy will be filled with Polo; till then, Tim is King
“Keep on giving us your farmland!” 😆😂
Every time Tim breaks out into a performance, I crack up!
Ehh , Kevin Spacey has soup and AI are somehow saints , it's a real knife fight out there 🗡️ 🔪, life in the big city 🚬🍷
44:41 oh and Marty McFly wants his guitar from the 50s back
Travis, you have your personal gmail showing on the screen, man
Every Tim Dillon episode is a life lesson
I have leaky gut, its called being tired. Made me choke
I went to see Tim at Port Chester last night. He was brilliant but all of his bits were from his podcast. No complaints!
We wish Tim’s grasp of geopolitics well…
Nettin’ Yahoo is fun!
When I think of make up that says Not tested on Animals. I always though of that. Rats with full on make up. I thought how could that hurt them? Tim said it so much better. Rats running around in full on drag.
i love Tims' vocal warm ups😂😂😂😂
Yeah I'm Australian, yeah we drink a longneck of beer for breakfast 🤣
Cheeky pre-noon pint 🍻
10 seconds in, I'm already loving this podcast! 😄
Best podcast in town. Logan Paul and team in total crisis control right now 😂
WHERE IS MY $800 RAY KUMP? 🇺🇦
What happened to the diet?
3 seconds in and I can't take it anymore, LOL
I'm here four hours late. Is the slop still sloppy?