Iran, Israel & The Cool Aunt | The Tim Dillon Show
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- Опубліковано 8 лип 2024
- Tim talks about Israel’s strike on Iran, the Columbia University protests, being gay in the Middle East, Plus Size Park Hoppers and what makes aunts cool but tragic.
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00:00 The Middle East Is Like Biting The Side Of Your Cheek
04:10 Israel Is Not Popular Right Now/Columbia University Protests
12:54 Gay For Iran
20:58 Israel Has Exhausted Everybody
24:00 The Olympics Are Coming
32:34 Plus Size Park Hoppers
40:44 The Natural End Of The Cool Aunt
49:50 Stop Wanting Everyone To Accept You
57:39 Cool Aunts Are Irish & Fleetwood Mac Lyrics
1:03:54 People Are Predictable/Israel's Cool Aunt Vibe
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‘Yes, some people in the world don’t like the Jews....several continents’
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@@guccimane623the Jews are okay people
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same !
Theos too.
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The Middle East joke off the jump was probably the best analogy I've heard. Tim Dillon for President.
I personally used the metaphor five times in conversation over the weekend and the response was literally “hmmm, yeah I guess that makes sense”, then we moved on to bitcoin halving
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We wish him well.
Leak his aunt’s address and personal information?
Don’t tell me what to do. I chose to ask what I can do for him all on my own.
The joke about the hostages carrying the torches at the Olympics had me laughing so hard... incredible.
I guess his second favorite event is fencing with a baguette.
it seems like the only way now lol
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The cool aunt rant had me crying blahahaha. 😂
Aww man, listened to this and realized I'm the cool aunt
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An Iranian woman who turned out to be Greek. A common mistake.
Close enough
Coincidentally, I have Greek family and people do mistake my aunt for a Persian/Turk
@@Squidward_Tikiland Is she a cool aunt?
I'm seriously what's the difference?
They cool well...greeks
Far better analysis than any major news outlet
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I was just thinking this needs the Goldberg variations in the background to really make this sound like a villains final speech 😂
I enjoy the fact that the producer is not referred to by name on the show and that Tim just calls him "the producer"
He already made that mistake once,
mad respect for the pig for him not making it again.
His name is “Powers Bottom.” Well known producer in L.A.
I'm pretty sure whoever the new producer is, they're deleting any critical comments on the channel
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He took that from the Mark Levin playbook for sure. Tim > Levin
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Don't give up. You'll come out the other side stronger than ever.
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Did you grade your own depression?
“I like this much better than the salad” should be the slogan for the plus size park hoppers. When it works, it works.
Underrated 😅
as someone recovering from an internal mouth bite, this hits hard
It's so cathartic to hear Disney hate, but not for politics, for the RIGHT REASONS.
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We wish you well.
This entire episode was a work of utter genius.
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The cool aunt lyrics for “Dreams” is literally a few women I know. LITERALLY ITS CRAZY how spot on Tim is!
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He sold to houses to these people, of course he knows lmao
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My brother and I have surmised that whenever your gf discovers Fleetwood Mac, the relationship has about 2 weeks left tops.
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Best wishes to you. From Scotland. x
Ditto from Vermont, USA ❤
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Im the cool aunt of my fam, thank u tim for the kind words
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My god! My mother pissed her pants listening to this.
We invited her over for dinner, and I asked if I could play this in the background.
Best one in a while across all genres.
She sounds like a cool Aunt
Damn! That’s some noisy background noise!
@@BelindaMartin80”is there anything more exciting than being sucked off while risking a beheading”
That is some high key background noise . My mom would leave lol
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One day at a time. It will get easier
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Just take Suboxone
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Good luck, it's a real knife fight out there.
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Haha.
This comment is so specific I almost believed you saw him
Holy shit, what are you doing in Astana? I'm from Almaty
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Kanye is having a tea party with his Hitler doll today, afterall it's his Big Day.
"We're plus size park hoppers and we range in sizes 2x to Fedex"
Legitimately thought they said that and it brought me to tears on top of Tim's commentary.
LMAO
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I was watching the news and saw this came out and figured, I’ll just get the news here. You’re a national treasure and we appreciate your hot takes. Please keep doing what you’re doing, as a veteran and I’d like to tell you sir,. Thank you for YOUR SERVICE!
When Tim started singing Dreams, he made me laugh so much. I love this guy, he is the funniest guy out there today. His depiction of details on specific topics is so spot on, it's scary.
Love Tim’s commitment to international relations and wisdom on the subject
Far more insightful and solutions-oriented than virtually all politicians combined
Thank you for your objective journalism
our modern day philosopher
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I could listen to Tim sing for an hour
Top notch episode Tim! Could use a few more adds though..
Please cover Super Mayor Tiffany A. Henyard of Dolton Illinois, she’s is so amazingly awful that the board of trustees hired Lori Lightfoot to investigate her.
I second this. I live on the southside of Chicago so I know a bit about the culture down there and let me tell you even this is WILD
That's basically the two most corrupt cops in the department investigating each other
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Phenomenal episode
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This isn't MSSP.
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How is every rant legendary 😂
The Hamas Olympic opening bit is a keeper, I almost spat out my toothpaste 😂😂
One thing about the cool aunt archetype is the more life hurts you the more you have fun, often recklessly, its like the dude going 112 on the freeway blasting How You Remind Me full volume after a heartbreak
The cool aunt rant was great.
Ahhh a fresh Tim D in the morning
This was a fancy ass episode. Lots of laughs
I apologize for not subscribing to this podcast 4 years earlier.
one of my life's regrets is that I was late to discovering Tim. I found him through another UA-camr who played a clip of him mocking Meghan Markle, and have listened ever since, but I lost several good years, including the covid years.
Saved my sanity thru covid. Viva The Pig
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"Like a friend who is about to make a bad decision."
I love those people, they're just one more person I can stop talking to.
They ask for your advice, you give it, they ignore and then they ask "what happened?"
The number of people I have waved goodbye to courtesy of this statement is significant
and I am grateful for the opportunity it presents.
He sang the entire chorus of dreams accurately with rants in between verses and that is why he is where he is.
"This is not a time." Tim Dillon 2024
Best moment of the week is when these episodes drop.
Tim if you do not write a one act play called ‘Cool Aunt’…you want to win a Tony, that’s how you win a Tony - he paints the most vivid pictures of life and I love him for it!
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Good morning world. Have a good weekend and good luck, it’s a knife fight out there
Just when you think The Cool Aunt bit couldn't get any funnier...Bam,
Morgan & Morgan show up.
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Amen
Dam we are just a bunch of cool Anuts
Weekly reminder that Timmy needs his own radio station on GTA6
Tim made the sensitive topic of being the aunt who might not be able to have kids absolutely hilarious
Uncle Tim at it again
Aunt*
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Oh the consistency of posting...love it
22:24 the delivery of that got me good lol
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"Free palasteen!"
Shane Gillis with an Irish accent.
dawgs stay lurking. the dems cant escape us.
Oop da Ra
Thanks, youtube, for censoring my comment reply.
Dawgs stay lurking. The 'crats can't escape us.
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Free them from hamas, which israel is doing
There is only one cool Aunt and her name is Timothy J. Dillon.
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Tim's genius is stifled by a guest
Anyone ever just chuckle at the fact that you come to Tim Dillon for news updates
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Cool aunt soliloquy elevates tim to a spoken word artist
Tim doing a full hour comparing a cool aunt to Israel with so much spot on commentary and imagery while it being so true and relatable is a complete privilege to watch. Gotta get rid of the mouth sore or it turns into an infection
Love you, Tim!
Tim dillon reporting on the fall of Israel is a fever dream come true
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The “Cool Aunt” analysis of the Israel Palestine conflict will be referenced by historians for generations
Thank you for continuing to create content. I needed this.
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This episode was incredible. Thank you Tim
I want to go to the Olympics now! Thanks for an awesome show in London Tim! Much Love!
Tim,
That was an excellent analogy. The Israel/Palestine (& now Iran) relationship described as an already inflamed gum resulting in biting the same area several times as a consequence is very well constructed. Your time and effort are appreciated.
This is what i needed today. We wish the middle east well. We wish them well.
As a man from Russia, I just realised that I am the cool aunt of my family... Now here I go again...
Tim Dillon. Bringing the world together. One sarcastic truth telling joke a5 a time. Well done TD. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Thanks King Pig
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Now this is the solo ep i was dreaming of.. Thx, Tim!
Tim comforts my soul
Thanks for the pod Tim! I hope the side of your mouth heals!
The leaders of Iran should put cool aunts in charge and make "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac their national anthem.
He’s spot on about Portland Maine
"Gay For Iran" I love it... Thank you Tim, it is just the excitement I need in my life. Wish me luck... ☘️