Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake | The Tim Dillon Show
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Tim examines the rat men phenomenon, the pride flag, Justin Timberlake's arrest, summer abortions, cartels’ immigration packages, the most American city and happy dictators.
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Weekly reminder that Tim Dillion should have a radio show on GTA6 make it happen piglets
But I want him as a CoD skin!
Don't stop posting . This could happen
Great idea!
Not only that, Tim needs to lock this up with rockstar right now. EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS!
Nothing would make me happier
This lesbian makes some great points. Subscribed!
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You are required to have at least 6 pieces of flair on your pride flag.
👏👏👏
Chachis
Soon the World Atlas will just be a big Pride Flag, encapsulating EVERYTHING.
There's that number again. Every time, I'm tellin ya.
Only 6!? What are you, some kind of far-right extreme racist?
i want Tim Dillon as a White House press secretary when World War 3 kicks off.
"Good evening, ladies & gentlemen, members of the press... Now first, I'd just like to say that the complete annihilation of western Europe, Hawaii and three fifths of the continental United States earlier this afternoon was clearly less than ideal. Mistakes were made and I will be the first to admit it..."
We need that for the next rounds of gilly and keeves sketches!!
@johnnyshanksalot8358 if Carribean islands get destroyed, Tim would express his sadness that we'll never find out who went to Epstein's Island
Just a normal day of doing FAKE BUSINESS!@johnnyshanksalot8358
"The draft is enacted, we wish them well. You want the real tragedy, my pool isnt done yet."
Tim picked an amazing shirt to show us what it would look like if a massive tsunami were to overtake a city
last time he bombed at the beach it caused a tsunami so it could be a metaphor perhaps?
What a beautiful image
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard at a comment in a very long time
That's Good
Real life lol
My depressed rodent brother in law has reason to not kill himself today. Thank you, mental health professional Tim Dillon!
blessed
We wish him well.
Life in the big city.
Life in the 🐖🌃
I wish em well
VONDERBAR!
@chriznew1695 In the wishing well.
It's a real knife fight out there
Fame and money usually destroys people. It just makes Tim stronger
weekly reminder that Tim isn’t a gay man.
He just pretends to be gay so that he doesn't have to explain to his parents that he can't coexist with a female without getting violent
Gay woman?
If he was gay, I'd be bi
I was shopping at DXL yesterday and saw tim sweating and peering into my changing room above the divider
I wonder what sort of UA-cam employee dogshit human being spends their time stalking me & deleting my comments 🤔
It’s gunna be a rat boy summer for sure
Profile pic checks out. Live it up rodent.
Pass the cheese ratboy😊!
Year of the Rat 🐀
😂
A rat tat tat on that ass type of summer 😂😂😂😂😂
My baby is having surgery today and your episode put a smile on my face.
🙏🏼🙏🏼❤❤❤
Sending prayers for your baby and your family! 🙏🏻💫❤️ God Bless you all!
We wish him well 🏌️♂️
@@fubey8x so edgy, no wonder you appreciate the dark comedy of Tim
@@Pope_John_Auspol_II The incel has entered the chat. Poor guy. This is his only way of getting attention. Sad.
Tim you are my eternal scooby snack
Never heard it explained better
HAHAHA RELAX, hilarious comment
Never fails. Within a few minutes, I’m laughing hysterically. “Is that part for the hostages?” (Gay flag) hahaaaa 😂
LOL !!!!!!!!!!
A Seasonal Summer Abortion is my favorite Woody Allen movie
I believe you meant a midsummer night’s abortion
Last week I cried when Tim didn’t release a new episode
Me too 😢
He did though
Thats it? I had to sacrifice my first born in order to satiate what was missing.
Last week I didn't notice when a new episode wasn't released, podcasts are background noise.
I just watched him riffing with Nick Mullen on tafs to fill the void and was not disappointed.
The second the modified the original pride flag, they showed they didn't understand what the rainbow signified.
All the colors of the rainbow? The infinite variability of the light spectrum? Everyone is already included in the rainbow. Flags are supposed to be unifying. If you have to add individual symbols for each group, you're indicating you're not unified.
That's what it's for, division through diversity, through atomization.
Where is the flag’s component for neurodivergent Scandinavian rodent attracted demi-bulimic single dad identifying minors? Outraged.
It's gay race communism
it's gay race communism
it's gay race communism
Easy way or hard way, Tony Soprano wants his shirt back Tim.
Lol. Great comment
Tim woke up this morning, got himself a pint. At salt & straw
In the middle of a flood, but Tim Dillon comments sections are always a hearthstone of comfort.
You in Minnesota?
@@mikelsbug817 Yeaaap. 😅
A flood... hah, thats tiny
@dertythegrower Still sucks. 50 mil in damages, supposedly.
We all wish you well.
Brett Cooper was way ahead of this! "Wet Cigarette" boys she called them. I like that better 🤷♂️
As a resident of Phoenix for 20 plus years, can confirm it's like the movie Dune but everyone has a Gun 😂
sh hole
The circle represents the prolapses
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😂😂😂😂😂
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There's something to be said for bringing shame back.
Shames kinda like eugenics.
Sounds great but where do you start & stop?
@@adamjames1375shame is not like eugenics at all, what are you smoking?
@@adamjames1375 Vergogna!
only one thing could make me more depressed than living in a world without Tim Dillon and that is the world with Tim Dillon
When i dont see Tim Dillon ep’s i think ‘no’.
When i do see Tim Dillon ep’s i also think ‘no’.
@@clintkantorquickest way to get fake sympathy
Like your his hubby or his pet dressed in a onezie
It’s because he keeps it Real so you realize he’s talking about our Collective Reality and it is like “Oh No” 😨
While also shilling @@Mizikame
I’d love to see this man as a new host on The View.
Tim and Whoopi the new Morning Show coming this Fall!
“TOR-tuuuuuuu-GAH!” Hahaaa 😂
Slop is served
women will find attractive whatever they are told to find attractive. literal reprogrammable npcs
Yes! Unlike men, whose attractions are completely unique and never a product of societal norms! Wait. This sounds like NPC speak. Please insert your most original misogynistic comment below ⬇️ to prove you’re a real boy
In Phoenix, the floor is literally lava.
Tim slays on Tucker's podcast.
Tim, Tucker, and Joe on the panel for presidential debates. Yes or Yes
@@hwholmes9683 And Alex.
@@anthonyrotola9905 Problem with a having Alex on the panel is he wont stop talking long enough for anyone else to make a point lol
Baby boomer part is just so spot on
Watch Tim’s podcast with Lex Friedman ❤
Emerald green for the Irish! 😂
My boy Theo gonna have the time of his life. Let’s go rat king!
Gang gang baby!!!! 🐀👑
Prof. Von never stops killin it my brutha! Gang Gang
I let Tim Dillon do all my thinking for me 💌
😂
😂 same as the rest of us
my husband said you're his favorite gay
Your husband is Tim’s favorite gay
Imagine being a purple circle person
Women: “We don’t like being weak and subjugated”
*gets power*
Women: “So we like weak and subjugated men”
Except they really don't.
As a rodentkin I’m pleased with this news.
Thank you Tim Dillon, I’m feel majorly blessed to live in the same time as you 🙌🏼🔥💜
Since the draft is coming back can we start listening to CCR
Who stopped listening?!?!
“ I’ve had enough of the demonizing of North Korea” 😂😂
Weekly reminder that Timmy needs his own radio station on GTA6
why did you copy the top comment 3 hours after?? psh
@@dertythegrowerboth of the NPCs copied it from the previous 25 weeks
We get it
Cringe
You and anyone else who takes the 2 seconds to type that are worthless losers.
Kim and Putin look so happy! Tim's right. I think this new friendship is gonna be the start of something special..
Am I to understand that black = trans = gay? Because that is what that flag is saying.
That is what it says.
The only people not included thankfully are us white folk.
It’s hilarious. Anything but white is the same as being gay
We're nearing the event horizon where everything is equal, except anything.
@@adamjames1375spot on.
really? lol. No, that's not what it's saying. It's a sign of solidarity and support for various separate types of marginalized people.
Rat Boy Summer !!! Let’s Goooooo!!!!
I suggest whoever is reading this to buy a couple of trauma kits, get the proper training to use them, keep one at home, one or two in the car/truck and a small one on you, chest seals, tourniquets, packing gauze, and pressure dressings... This is an election year and probably gonna be wild... You have a responsibility to your fellow humans to "be useful"
Legit
This is how the US forestry service comments on Tim Dillon videos.
Act accordingly.
I was not expecting a Donkey Kong Country reference from Tim Dillon, I figured he thought video games are too gay.
Now I have a reason to go to bed 😂
Tim is gay. He doesn’t want to go to bed with you.
13 hr ago is wild
What’s the reason?
Shut your mouth.
I had lost my cat and was looking for it and I played Tim's podcast and it meowed and I found him
@@joshcortezmusic8697 it was truly miraculous
Rat boy summer
This guy can talk for hours. Imagine when he's 70.
I'm at a community pool right now and I'm gonna play this so loud 😂
😂😂😂😂
Went to get smokes this morning saw a homeless lady arguing with the clerk she was gonna shit in the store cuz he wouldnt sell her the booze she told him not to sell her
That tracks.
It’s my summer finally baby
Flags are gay
God hate flags lol
@@HawaiiSustainable hahahahahaha, fucking nailed it
yup
The pride flag ever since they changed it from a simple rainbow, has got to be a 4chan psyop. All these squares, triangles, circles and addition colors is insane
😅every time I see it, I think psyop
How long until it's the same all seeing eye pyramid they have on the dollar?
God hates flags
tim would be a church pastor in an alternate universe
Pride is a sin Tim
I have an uncle who lives in the Hamptons. He was a NYC school teacher. His retirement is 20k a month. He made 0 crazy investments. He just had a pension. He retired in 1985. He can't believe the cost of bananas
💀
And you would be in his position if you just worked hard and didn't buy expensive coffee all the time
@@jordanzothegreat8696exactly. He needs to work hard until he dies.
#datboomerlife
Imagine secretly recording an old women (who is a private citizen mind you) complaining about ugly flags and think youve got a big scoop lol
I've set up my alarm to explode in six hours so i can watch it ay!
I’m waiting for the Pride Flag to be so inclusive it becomes like a hidden picture stereogram poster. If you unfocus your eyes you’ll be able to see Tim.
I can't believe the progress flag doesn't include all of the platonic solids. I guess it's still a work in progress
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Thank you for brightening my Saturday once again Timmy
Tim Dillon and John Mulaney should be doing Daily Show/ Colbert Report style late shows back to back
They'd muzzle Timmy. He's better off here
John Mulaney sucks
@@vaughncollins1386 that’s why it’s a good idea. Polar opposites not everyone likes both but something in between for everyone.
Omg please 🙏🏼
Tim, please do a video of you at a protest or march, asking people about their pride flags not including intersex...
This would be great....
Desert homeless fucking killed me😂😂😂 and the griddlecake sidewalk
Is second degree burnt flesh the components of heme?
Love Tim’s reference to the old school SNES Donkey Kong Country toxic water levels, what a nostalgic throwback triggered some childhood memories for me haha
Had a friend once that looked like Chuck E Cheese. He pulled a suprising amount of tail.
Ummm excuse me the rat king is theo
Thank you!
Gang gang baby!! 🐀👑
I can see a lot of great late stage career roles for Tim that he’s not quite ready for yet but one day will be. Mostly villains including but not limited to Disney and classic video game to film remakes. Clown from Spawn. Trans Ursula from the little mermaid. Dr. Robotnik from Sonic the Hedgehog. The Cat or the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland more the Cat. Any advisor to a film’s central villain antagonist. It’s just the beginning. Tim hasn’t even begun to bloom. Enjoy the very beginning folks. ❤
Yes! Major Cheshire Cat vibes.
Moves to South Tucson last year, lived in the Midwest my whole life. I’m back home now because EXACTLY what tim talked about. couldn’t deal with being accosted by 14 “sand people” on my way into a gas station. I once had to chase one down on a borrowed bike and jump him for stealing my phone I had gotten 2 weeks prior. The desert is a horror
It ain't for the soft, that's for sure
Makes it sound like you were accosted by Tusken Raiders
You're the bestest in the whole wide world homeboy!!! Making my day at work a bit more tolerable...
Tim Dillon needs to get a dust cloth and wipe off his $30,000 sunglasses.
what a beautiful saturday. new episode. LOVE IT
Clean those glasses Tim fucking hell
Where’s the Patreon episode
Fake biz baby you know you love it
Yeah bAbies
About time! 😂 needed this for work
Tim's shirt Looks like a Sim City 2000 flood.
“Sexy rat” is so funny to me.
Please lets sign a petition to get Tim Dillon his own GTA 6 radio station.
I did .. I left it in your room.
This isn't the America I signed up for
I am very pleased to see the Princess Diana bear but I miss her pod commentary.
Rockford Illinois in the 🏠.
I met a guy from Rockford in jail. Told about a time a man shot another in the face over a $10 baggie. Met two more at a dive, nice guys, said it wasn't great. I wish you well. God bless.
Ralph Loren does not approve of that shirt.
At All.
DXL does
I’ll be the guy. “Lauren.”
@@GatsbyMyself that's what I said...get over yourself
Ralph Lauren like the girl’s name Lauren
I am a rat man and I'm excited for my summer.
There is only one Rat King and his name is Theo Vonn.
They just switched the word “twink” for “sexy rat guys”
Impossible meat make's you really sick
No it doesn't.
But actual meat will do wonders for your heart lol
Like South Park episode “I’m a goo man” once Cartman figured out fake meat is just more processed junk food he’s ok with it because it’s unhealthy
@@HawaiiSustainable just because you call it processed junk food doesn't make it true.
Tell me, do you make the same argument for "how the sausage is made?"
What do you think goes into the goo they squeeze onto a Taco Bell burrito?
Why do you suppose they grind up the beef when they make a hamburger, and just how much mucus and feces do suppose makes it into that?
Tim! Do you know the amount of dopamine withdrawal I have had to endure while waiting for you to post. My brain was sweating!!
Take four pride flags, arrange the chevrons to meet in the center, and you'll see an interesting German symbol from WW II.
Subtext matters.
I'm sitting outside of this grocery store in Phoenix spraying elderly in the face with those little water fans, thanks Tim!
Perhaps I’m stupid but a rainbow does include the entire color spectrum, yes? So why do hues need to be added for people of color if they were already included? Did someone assume they weren’t? Lmao people will make a problem out of anything
Shout out Theo Von. Gang Gang 🐀 👑
The US government should hire the Cartels to patrol and stop illegal immigrants from crossing the border. It would be the most American thing ever.
Chuck E. Cheese enthusiasts.
Oooh, imagine the MAP’s/rat attracted persons crossovers! Chuck E. Cheese will be the new freaky sex clubs.
Excuse me sir it’s Mr. Charles Cheese to you
Yes or yes?
I agree with Mrs. Alito.
That flag looks like an Andy Warhol soup can committed suicide.
“There’s a certain ‘get the cheese’ element of it.”
You know, the Atlantic ocean is very nice this time of year.
You bet, I was just in it today....I was in heaven.
is that a polo shirt?
This is THE question.