5 Early Signs of a Garbage Anime Fight (99% SUCCESS!!)

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  • @NuxTaku
    @NuxTaku  5 років тому +322

    My new video is ready, just demonitized :(
    Awaiting monetization and then I'll upload...

    • @thevirtueoflove3935
      @thevirtueoflove3935 5 років тому +6

      Okay. So it's UA-cam's fault.

    • @beckydickerson8121
      @beckydickerson8121 5 років тому +2

      Is it capitlist

    • @mr.bloodworth6004
      @mr.bloodworth6004 5 років тому +6

      Well fuck youtube. So we forgive you ❤️

    • @thevirtueoflove3935
      @thevirtueoflove3935 5 років тому +5

      Does youtube want to get in on this "war of attrition" as you called it?

    • @AppahTheChin
      @AppahTheChin 5 років тому +3

      How do you FEEEEELLLL knowing that you need to up the anti to 40k next one

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 років тому +2738

    I'll tell you a recipe of a high quality anime fight:
    Step 1: Make the antagonist seem like they're an unstoppable badass
    Step 2: Build up hype
    Step 3: Give the antagonist an even more overwhelming power up
    Step 4: Introduce a bald guy to one punch them

    • @stevenirrizarry4208
      @stevenirrizarry4208 5 років тому +165

      Then Everyone dies
      Make every fan mad about it
      Leave a cliffhanger
      Never finish the product
      More enraged fans
      Make ton of money

    • @blue-eyeswhitekirbo2543
      @blue-eyeswhitekirbo2543 5 років тому +20

      So I get yours but what is he talking about

    • @demonicstorm4057
      @demonicstorm4057 5 років тому +28

      Are there a group of people with same name as you cuz I see u everywhere?

    • @97EDUB
      @97EDUB 5 років тому +26

      Step 5: The foe ends up dead or have a change of heart.

    • @yaniv8199
      @yaniv8199 5 років тому +6

      Hey i know you

  • @BurningLs
    @BurningLs 5 років тому +1899

    Villain: no one has ever survive this attack
    MC: hold my beer

    • @Kamui3821
      @Kamui3821 5 років тому +96

      No one can deflect the emerald splash

    • @ultraanims2437
      @ultraanims2437 5 років тому +8

      You mean their protagonist shield

    • @jeremyjean-pierre4977
      @jeremyjean-pierre4977 5 років тому +16

      supersonic secrest no one can *just* deflect the emerald splash

    • @houseofmatrix6174
      @houseofmatrix6174 5 років тому

      Tsubaki 11 what’s the Mc?

    • @JackalEtheriasu
      @JackalEtheriasu 5 років тому +5

      I gonna end up this man whole career

  • @littlehasl
    @littlehasl 5 років тому +470

    "We hate predictable Anime Fights."
    Saitama: Ok.

    • @kronos5641
      @kronos5641 3 роки тому +9

      Lol 😂🤣

    • @Krysnha
      @Krysnha 3 роки тому +8

      Why do you think in the last issues of the manga, they dont allow saitiama to even figth the lasst bad guys, because he will kill it in one punch, i imagine the author in the writing room figthing thinking in how they will do to saitama not figth

    • @Thepreacher_1
      @Thepreacher_1 2 роки тому +2

      @@Krysnha easy
      Store sale works verytime

    • @Krysnha
      @Krysnha 2 роки тому

      @@Thepreacher_1 yes

  • @shadowdragon6498
    @shadowdragon6498 5 років тому +236

    ....was ratatouille a anime because i remember the ending having a flashback, flexing by the main villain and the villain having a change of heart.

    • @khalis6973
      @khalis6973 5 років тому +5

      Main villain was gang raped by rats lol

    • @Jaiden_Anime_Shuns
      @Jaiden_Anime_Shuns 5 років тому +1

      Well one of the creators was part asian right?

    • @j.b.5422
      @j.b.5422 5 років тому

      Mind= super blown

    • @10.percent
      @10.percent 5 років тому +3

      @@khalis6973 OH SHIT, A RAT

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 4 роки тому +7

      it's an mecha cooking anime

  • @ganon2352
    @ganon2352 5 років тому +1859

    5 early signs of Nux Taku
    1: Infinite Sarcasm
    2: Memes over Logic
    3: Jojo References a plenty
    4: Mikasa's Abs
    5: Mean Sasuke comment

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 5 років тому +81

      Memes are logic. They are our blood. Our Culture.
      They are the DNA of the Soul

    • @toxic3460
      @toxic3460 5 років тому +11

      Francesco Lombardi I see what you did there

    • @97EDUB
      @97EDUB 5 років тому +11

      1. Us feeling silly
      2. Logic is underrated, Meme are 😎
      3. 🤷🏿‍♂️
      4. Sexylicious
      5. Appreciate him more

    • @themilkman5004
      @themilkman5004 5 років тому +15

      mention of Lord twigo in the comments

    • @Owbe1
      @Owbe1 5 років тому +7

      1. Doesn’t Sleep
      2. Does not Sleep
      3. Sleeps but Doesn’t
      4. Not Have Dream State
      5. Sleep Does No Doesn’t Sleep

  • @letsreadtextbook1687
    @letsreadtextbook1687 5 років тому +1566

    "Less actual armor = More plot armor"
    ~ Every Shonen Whamen, 1980 - 2019

    • @129das
      @129das 5 років тому +55

      Skin = Win, Unless the main character is near then they have to be the damsel.

    • @ReblazeGaming
      @ReblazeGaming 5 років тому

      @@Killer36661 tv tropes is the GOAT

    • @roldanmarcelo1636
      @roldanmarcelo1636 5 років тому +2

      1980 - present*

    • @edreenpasang7537
      @edreenpasang7537 5 років тому

      That how marketing work .

    • @handsanitizer2457
      @handsanitizer2457 5 років тому +5

      To be fair, she did say it's an armorless form

  • @shopnil4
    @shopnil4 5 років тому +237

    "We don't want the bad bad guy to kill the main character"
    Meliodas: You sure bout that?

    • @diotheworld8671
      @diotheworld8671 5 років тому +32

      Shopnil4 Jonathan Joestar: You sure bout that, sir?

    • @Casiopea-San
      @Casiopea-San 4 роки тому +2

      @@diotheworld8671 S T O P

    • @ilikenougat8892
      @ilikenougat8892 3 роки тому +5

      Eren Yeager: Are you sure about that

    • @hendryx404
      @hendryx404 3 роки тому +2

      @@ilikenougat8892 eren yeager again: you sure bout that?

    • @Jarbe63
      @Jarbe63 3 роки тому +3

      akame gakill be like

  • @devonhairston7531
    @devonhairston7531 5 років тому +474

    Kakyoin: no one can deflect the emerald splash
    Literally everbody: hold my beer

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 років тому +22

      Kakyoin seems to forget that he has other powerful moves as well

    • @isaiascanete6651
      @isaiascanete6651 5 років тому +6

      except polnareff

    • @94DEATHSOUL94
      @94DEATHSOUL94 5 років тому +25

      Thunder cross split attack is the ultimate technique

    • @MadaraUchiha-db7sc
      @MadaraUchiha-db7sc 5 років тому +3

      Devon Hairston DIO:hold my WARUDO

    • @10.percent
      @10.percent 5 років тому +2

      Literally DIO : Here, have a 🍩

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 5 років тому +1554

    I CLICKED FASTER THAN you could say *5 early signs that this man never sleeps*

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 років тому +949

    *When you realize*
    Anime fights are basically animated _"No U"_ exchanges

  • @zed2336
    @zed2336 5 років тому +33

    To be fair to Crocodile, he thought he did kill Luffy in their first two fights, leaving him buried in sand after impaling Luffy on his hook at the end of the first fight and then made Luffy a shriveled up mummy in the second one.
    Luffy only survived the first because Robin saved him, and only lived through the second because he shot water up into the air in case that situation occurred.
    So not Crocodile leaving Luffy alive on purpose, instead he put Luffy in a situation where he thought Luffy would die and went off without making sure because he had better things to do

    • @dankmoon949
      @dankmoon949 3 роки тому +1

      Up till the crocodile fight I knew he got impaled so I thought that's where his scar came from still wondering how it didn't happen

  • @tolaoni6058
    @tolaoni6058 5 років тому +118

    8:20 “you have only experienced 20% of my power” that shit had me dead 💀😂😂😂

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 5 років тому +4

      *Laughs in dead meme shaggy*

  • @MGengarDude
    @MGengarDude 5 років тому +958

    Too many *FLASHBACKS* and not enough actual fighting.

    • @mm5xo
      @mm5xo 5 років тому +75

      if this doesn’t scream naruto

    • @Tethloach1
      @Tethloach1 5 років тому +19

      if an anime was 99% flashbacks lol19:00

    • @Biggrittz
      @Biggrittz 5 років тому +10

      ATTACK ON TITAN IN A NUTSHELL

    • @DarkVileScream
      @DarkVileScream 5 років тому +17

      E G yeah but AOT is building plot there’s so much lore and ignorance of the outside world

    • @Murasalol
      @Murasalol 5 років тому +7

      What about kakashi vs óbito or naruto vs Sasuke final battle

  • @williammarte7978
    @williammarte7978 5 років тому +759

    Nux: planning a fight ahead of time makes it garbage
    Shikamaru: am I a joke to you?

    • @hhhhbkdx55555
      @hhhhbkdx55555 5 років тому +45

      jojo also came to mind it has so much strategizing as well :D

    • @allan1018
      @allan1018 5 років тому +21

      Batman : hm...

    • @Jardonius
      @Jardonius 5 років тому +15

      @Kent Arnold Best live action boxing anime ever~

    • @fuego2263
      @fuego2263 5 років тому +6

      Allan 101 that comment is so underrated

    • @josephjagusah8668
      @josephjagusah8668 5 років тому +1

      The duellists was the best anime ever. They fought like a dozen times and rarely came to a decisive conclusion.

  • @justSTUMBLEDupon
    @justSTUMBLEDupon 5 років тому +41

    Ultimate sign of a power up:
    Goku’s left nipple is 4% higher

  • @deaks25
    @deaks25 5 років тому +30

    Nux: This is a war of attrition that I intend to win.
    Fan Base: Challenge accepted.

  • @TheMaskedMan
    @TheMaskedMan 5 років тому +6

    1. Screams
    2.Random power boost
    3. Plot always helps the good guy
    4. Takes 20 episodes

  • @Will-od1gm
    @Will-od1gm 5 років тому +311

    “Sword always beats the gun!”
    Hol Horse: Am I a joke to you?

    • @ronjayrose9706
      @ronjayrose9706 5 років тому +1

      That's only a few rare cases

    • @captaincap4931
      @captaincap4931 5 років тому +2

      In anime but real life? No

    • @70Lu07
      @70Lu07 5 років тому +25

      Fists beats gun and sword

    • @lightspeedasH
      @lightspeedasH 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @medplug4061
      @medplug4061 5 років тому +1

      Real life and zombie Anime : are we jokes to you?!

  • @ion_force
    @ion_force 5 років тому +179

    Starts talking about flexing: Jojos golden wind theme intensifies.

    • @ashtonwise
      @ashtonwise 5 років тому +8

      I, Giornio Giovana, have a dream...

    • @10.percent
      @10.percent 5 років тому +8

      @@random_idiot Don't worry fellow JoBro. The 🗿 foundation will visit this guy, and give him the 🍩 treatment.

    • @ddomenicoeeziommancini
      @ddomenicoeeziommancini 5 років тому

      iZ vEnTo AuReOoO!!1!1!1!1!1!!!!

    • @CloudStrife-rw8bj
      @CloudStrife-rw8bj 4 роки тому

      * Younger Toguro has entered the chat *

    • @Nate-vn8xx
      @Nate-vn8xx 3 роки тому +1

      @@10.percent SHINEI KAKYOIN

  • @VibesReviews
    @VibesReviews 5 років тому +129

    Something tells me you think Fairy Tail both sucks and rocks.

    • @debbiek3469
      @debbiek3469 4 роки тому +5

      He knows the anime is bad but still likes it either way

    • @shavitzur6977
      @shavitzur6977 4 роки тому +9

      Debbie K I don’t blame him the anime was trash but if I had to chose an anime world I would chose fairy tail cause you’re loved no matter how strong you are by the guild

    • @debbiek3469
      @debbiek3469 4 роки тому +6

      @@shavitzur6977 I know the anime is bad but somehow I still love it.You actually feel like you are in the anime.The emotional connection to every guild member.There are plenty of anime's better than Fairytail but I love it either way

    • @shavitzur6977
      @shavitzur6977 4 роки тому +2

      Debbie K I know that’s why even though the anime sucks I would want to be there

    • @DinoDays703
      @DinoDays703 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/0-PswwkcjH4/v-deo.html

  • @MXALOVE
    @MXALOVE 5 років тому +354

    I love how they say "20% of my power" as if they can have a vivid picture of their exact percentage

    • @Epsilon191
      @Epsilon191 5 років тому

      Right

    • @ayumikuro3768
      @ayumikuro3768 5 років тому +51

      You must be kidding. Most of the time they are only at 19.548154829356294757% of their power. So it's actually highly inaccurate.

    • @youtuber1660
      @youtuber1660 5 років тому +11

      @@ayumikuro3768 really?
      *19.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999009999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999990909999999999999899999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999990099999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999909099999999999998999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
      Is more up my anty

    • @brillianceoflives7841
      @brillianceoflives7841 5 років тому +5

      @@youtuber1660 You forgot the pecentual sign...%

    • @ayumikuro3768
      @ayumikuro3768 5 років тому +2

      @@youtuber1660 But that's actually more accurate... 😱

  • @sincalo
    @sincalo 5 років тому +495

    How to make good fights:
    Step 1: Be Jojo.

    • @atlasthechamp82
      @atlasthechamp82 5 років тому +30

      @Vendablenote ur boi. step 3: realized you can't be jojo... Cuz it's jojo

    • @atlasthechamp82
      @atlasthechamp82 5 років тому +11

      @Vendablenote ur boi. oh i see what you did there, not wanting to enter the wrath of mista

    • @bzzzt223
      @bzzzt223 5 років тому +8

      @Vendablenote ur boi. mista is worshipping you right now

    • @unepiclyepic7904
      @unepiclyepic7904 5 років тому +7

      @@atlasthechamp82 step 4:you be DIO instead

    • @yeet5065
      @yeet5065 5 років тому +1

      @@atlasthechamp82 and enter the wrath of Diavolo. So its still a lose.

  • @DaengieDraws
    @DaengieDraws 5 років тому +31

    “This is a war of attrition I will win!”
    Fans: Oho, you’re approaching me?

  • @cyrille7490
    @cyrille7490 5 років тому +206

    *The last video got 35k likes*
    Nobody:
    Nux Taku: "If I set the bar to 25k I wont loose the bet"

    • @benjamincrew1949
      @benjamincrew1949 5 років тому +14

      @Stellvia Heonheim I think it makes the video more likely to trend. It'll show up in more people's feeds that may not be aware of him, and he'll get more viewers and subscribers because of it.

    • @12jswilson
      @12jswilson 5 років тому +2

      @Stellvia Heonheim the UA-cam algorithms push videos and creators more the more likes and more views. It shows up as suggestions for people who have watched similar videos or from similar creators in the past

    • @liwendiamond9223
      @liwendiamond9223 5 років тому

      Recent data shows that, although likes, comments, dislikes and other form of tertiary engagement might have once boosted traffic to a given video or channel, they no longer have significant impact nowadays. The keys to success are with a doubt retention time and returning daily viewership. Basically the more eyeballs you draw on the regular, and the more those eyeballs watch of your videos, the better you'll do. So you need to produce, ideally, long form videos on a daily basis that people are willing to watch until the end.
      Basically UA-cam wants to be the new TV.

    • @theostrogon9172
      @theostrogon9172 5 років тому

      Stellvia Heonheim it helps with personal validation but any kind of interaction with the video makes it happen more in recommendations

    • @snootypatooty9793
      @snootypatooty9793 5 років тому

      @Stellvia Heonheim He does it because he derived these skills from the anime and manga he has studied.

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow8143 5 років тому +319

    My left nipple has risen to a power so high, it's UNBELIEVABLE

    • @yatagarasu_0531
      @yatagarasu_0531 5 років тому +8

      You high

    • @robertyocum7200
      @robertyocum7200 5 років тому +6

      @@yatagarasu_0531 you not high?

    • @frankly2881
      @frankly2881 5 років тому +9

      Nani@!!!!!#/+5/÷

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 5 років тому +2

      listeners you forgot one crucial detail.....His mother was a cow.

    • @skully4684
      @skully4684 5 років тому +1

      And that's only 25 percent of its power

  • @RockingGuideGames
    @RockingGuideGames 5 років тому +163

    Not even a full day and it's already 31K DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THE FAMBASE!

    • @ArielComlyBOTDFlover101
      @ArielComlyBOTDFlover101 5 років тому +4

      devilmaster 45k likes in 5days time yeah he needs to give more of a challenge

  • @stlchucko
    @stlchucko 5 років тому +20

    “Less armor equals better armor”
    Motorcycle squid logic

  • @benedeksikura3267
    @benedeksikura3267 5 років тому +168

    When you realize that Boku no hero academai is just a flashback when because Deku sad this is the story of how he became the worlds greatest hero

    • @MrScateboy
      @MrScateboy 5 років тому +3

      I haven’t read the manga if that’s a spoiler, I will find you.

    • @bruhham2174
      @bruhham2174 5 років тому +68

      @@MrScateboy its pretty much the first sentence of the story

    • @MrScateboy
      @MrScateboy 5 років тому +3

      Bruh Ham but hes insinuating something bad happens by said he’s looking back sadly but tbh it was just a joke 😂

    • @nautica4k32
      @nautica4k32 5 років тому +6

      @@MrScateboy he meant to spell said

    • @backstabboi4559
      @backstabboi4559 5 років тому +1

      Yawn

  • @boredbird8318
    @boredbird8318 5 років тому +69

    Biggest flex in anime
    1. Technoblade beating minecraft with a sterring wheel
    2. 7 page Muda
    3.

  • @Ganjau
    @Ganjau 5 років тому +82

    Kill la Kill’s reasoning for skimpy armor is actually explained in the anime and does actually make sense. Since Kamuis are 100% life fibers, the more skin it’s exposed to, the more dangerous to the wearer it is, thus it’s skimpy to cut back on contact. Though I feel personal fashion sense went into the designs for both Ryuko and Satsuki

    • @MOcica-iy3we
      @MOcica-iy3we 5 років тому +12

      Perfect anime logic😍

    • @iona-1690
      @iona-1690 4 роки тому +8

      Ganjau yes the perfect reason to wear thigh high stockings because showing legs is much too horrific compared to her boobs hanging out 😒

    • @alburqueniense2442
      @alburqueniense2442 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @Blackkray777
      @Blackkray777 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah sure

    • @meljunmercado220
      @meljunmercado220 2 роки тому

      Then ryuko should have just stripped lmao

  • @musikalora
    @musikalora 5 років тому +19

    *1 early sign of a garbage YT video (99% success)*
    1. It's not made by *Nux Taku*

  • @vapor0148
    @vapor0148 5 років тому +236

    We love when they don’t use strategy
    *FairyTail music plays*
    I feel like your trying to tell me something

    • @70Lu07
      @70Lu07 5 років тому +8

      Joseph joestar didn't like that

    • @kriichan6100
      @kriichan6100 5 років тому +32

      Who needs strategy when you have FrIeNdS

    • @70Lu07
      @70Lu07 5 років тому +12

      @@kriichan6100 who needs friends when you have a fucking sword that can cut a planet in half

    • @DharshM0
      @DharshM0 5 років тому +5

      If you and your friends believe in each other more than the enemy group does, it's your win.

    • @Epsilon191
      @Epsilon191 5 років тому +1

      @@DharshM0 not if they're exponentially stronger

  • @BlackSenseiSociety
    @BlackSenseiSociety 5 років тому +143

    So I’m guessing a lot of yelling and power ups is a perfect fight

    • @97EDUB
      @97EDUB 5 років тому +11

      Just look at DBZ. There’s a lot of power ups through yelling.

    • @IamJerf
      @IamJerf 5 років тому +13

      If they dont yell, they cant power up

    • @robertyocum7200
      @robertyocum7200 5 років тому +5

      @Jinxx MK2 wait, you have a sex life?

    • @viletoxxie
      @viletoxxie 5 років тому +3

      only if its dbz tho, they can get away with it

    • @JesusRodriguez-56
      @JesusRodriguez-56 5 років тому +1

      Yes

  • @matthewzard
    @matthewzard 5 років тому +54

    *antagonist* No can survive my super attack
    *protagonist* hold by five tons of food

  • @coreyflynn8445
    @coreyflynn8445 5 років тому +9

    Step 1: make anything related to Fairy Tail, because you know folks are gonna spout shit about friendship then suddenly beat dudes that can stop time and literally kill people just by caring

    • @lexthegoldenninja6756
      @lexthegoldenninja6756 5 років тому

      Noble Zebra basically jjba but not close enough to be accurate

    • @coreyflynn8445
      @coreyflynn8445 5 років тому

      @@lexthegoldenninja6756 lol, Jjba I don't feel like tries to obey logic though 😂 think baby Jotaro beating the crap out of that one stand user. It's just purposefully playing into itself in a comedic way

  • @vb2832
    @vb2832 5 років тому +145

    so flashbacks at how Itachi killed the whole Uchiha clan was just a JoJo reference the whole time

  • @goldenmantis5564
    @goldenmantis5564 5 років тому +32

    7:33 _"No one can just deflect the Emerald Splash!"_

  • @nikkigin3093
    @nikkigin3093 5 років тому +19

    *No one can deflect the emerald splash*
    Dio: We'll see about that

    • @diotheworld8671
      @diotheworld8671 5 років тому +5

      Emerald Splash?
      more like
      *Belongs in the t r a s h*

    • @nikkigin3093
      @nikkigin3093 5 років тому

      @@diotheworld8671 you are now my best friend

    • @shootingstar4468
      @shootingstar4468 4 роки тому

      Well, not exactly a deflect. He just makes donut and dodges it in stopped time.

  • @Alex1000tenten
    @Alex1000tenten 4 роки тому +4

    Nux: sword always wins against guns
    Zombie man: Hold my ammo

  • @jordinagel1184
    @jordinagel1184 5 років тому +503

    *hears “peanut gallery”*
    Speedwagon: “Is someone in need of my services?”

    • @xTheParadox99
      @xTheParadox99 5 років тому +1

      Jordi Nagel why peanut gallery?

    • @erisstewart4236
      @erisstewart4236 5 років тому +31

      *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK*
      Speedwagon: By crossing his arms he can attack while defending!

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 5 років тому +23

      Zubas007 when Nux mentioned the peanut gallery, I couldn’t help but think of best waifu speedwagon. He’s an entire gallery unto himself, unchallenged in the field by anyone except perhaps Brock

    • @dragon1130
      @dragon1130 5 років тому +3

      @@jordinagel1184 and about as factually accurate as Brock too.

    • @siragon756
      @siragon756 5 років тому +2

      *Brockatosis intensifies*

  • @Orangeyouglad870
    @Orangeyouglad870 5 років тому +151

    5:25
    But what about my final strategy? My ace in the hole? A LAST ALL OR NOTHING GAMBIT?!?!
    *NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO*

  • @ageofsempires2968
    @ageofsempires2968 5 років тому +18

    "Sword always beats gun"
    Tell that to Afros pappa

  • @dancostello4872
    @dancostello4872 5 років тому +3

    Your impressions of the Yu-Gi-Oh peanut gallery are actually amazing 😂 especially Tristan, it sounds just like the abridged version 🔥

  • @KillerBlaze
    @KillerBlaze 5 років тому +231

    In Crocodile’s defense: Luffy should’ve been dead both of those times

    • @gravitydragon1904
      @gravitydragon1904 5 років тому +6

      Nope, second time was strategic by Luffy

    • @juniorduperval5732
      @juniorduperval5732 5 років тому +14

      Plot armor

    • @gravitydragon1904
      @gravitydragon1904 5 років тому +4

      @@juniorduperval5732 so saving an ally is plot armor?

    • @klp5568
      @klp5568 5 років тому +10

      Sheridan Cain he still has plot armor though you can’t take it off xD

    • @gravitydragon1904
      @gravitydragon1904 5 років тому +4

      @@klp5568 every main character does. It's not exactly rocket science

  • @bunder6298
    @bunder6298 5 років тому +140

    5 early signs of bad character development
    5 early sings of bad character design
    Pls do these videos

    • @maadtee6281
      @maadtee6281 5 років тому +1

      1. If they have pink hair
      2. If the only thing they say is the mc name
      3. If they need saving most of the times
      4. If they talk tooo much about their past trying to make us sad

  • @rorothesoft
    @rorothesoft 5 років тому +29

    I hate FT, but in the case of Erza you've got it all wrong and it's really annoying how you use her in every video as an example.
    Her mummy wrap armor is supposed to be her LEAST DEFENSIVE but MOST OFFENSIVE armor (it offers 0 protection but gives her an enormous boost on attack power). She has lots of other armors that look heavy af and cover almost 100% of her body and those are supposed to be her defensive armors.
    There are thousands if not tens of thousands or more of better examples (including other things in FT), please use them instead.

    • @Strrlaza
      @Strrlaza 4 роки тому +1

      Hakuro K damn...u kinda correct sir.

    • @vansh3657
      @vansh3657 3 роки тому +1

      Its sarcasm dumbass

  • @wheatknight124
    @wheatknight124 5 років тому +3

    My favorite prep is when a villain says something like "I'll spare you for now, maybe you'll give me a challenge later" love that kind of scene.

  • @CantoMando
    @CantoMando 5 років тому +60

    Basically Naruto Shippuden War Arc - also was anyone else disappointed with One Punch Man Season 2 FIghts?

    • @fundgfkdf9513
      @fundgfkdf9513 5 років тому +1

      yes.

    • @oluwatobiogundele218
      @oluwatobiogundele218 5 років тому +20

      A couple. But garou vs everyone was actually good

    • @liverpoolfan3691
      @liverpoolfan3691 5 років тому +2

      dude, I dont know if you're serious or not, but the war arc in naruto is the best arc on the show and probably one of the best in anime history so far......no need to say why.

    • @urieltellez4355
      @urieltellez4355 5 років тому +3

      @@liverpoolfan3691 lmao are you working on your comedic career?

    • @liverpoolfan3691
      @liverpoolfan3691 5 років тому

      @@urieltellez4355 just saying the truth ; )

  • @adnanabdulmannan4295
    @adnanabdulmannan4295 5 років тому +193

    Next video: 5 early signs of a garbage Hentai(99% success)

  • @exchrols
    @exchrols 5 років тому +13

    Biggest flex in anime: Kirito vs Rosalia SAO abridged

    • @christahorton4964
      @christahorton4964 5 років тому +3

      Buddy,buddy,look at me,look at me.. YEEESSSS😂😎

  • @alitamer2105
    @alitamer2105 4 роки тому +5

    I love the Pokémon pearl sound track in the background that’s the best Pokémon game period

  • @StevengcCR
    @StevengcCR 5 років тому +151

    5:45 "the swords always going to win" have you seen Hellsing... Alucard vs Alexander Anderson

  • @itsatrap4729
    @itsatrap4729 5 років тому +113

    Only 8 hours and already 20k likes, sorry bud but we’re not gonna let you stop.

    • @filipeprazeres8741
      @filipeprazeres8741 5 років тому +8

      @@spoopyghost9587 we only stop at early signs of a garbage hentai(99% sucess)

    • @tobiasglendenning7966
      @tobiasglendenning7966 5 років тому

      I don't actually know who's losing in this, he gets more likes and views and we get more content.

  • @kubs3661
    @kubs3661 5 років тому +3

    Taku i see you pulling out Giorno’s piano

  • @aaronkun8447
    @aaronkun8447 5 років тому +14

    worst anime fight is strategy?
    ATTACK ON TITAN DISAGREES

  • @michaeldmingo1525
    @michaeldmingo1525 5 років тому +203

    5 Early Signs of a Garbage Anime Fight.
    The MC has a FlashBack of some training he did.
    The MC has a conversation with an OverPowered Doggy hidding in his belly.
    The MC's friend just lost to Villian.
    The Main Villian has a FlashBack of how terrible his life was.
    The Villian just defeated the Previous Villian the MC fought against.

    • @letsreadtextbook1687
      @letsreadtextbook1687 5 років тому +33

      *The MC has a flashback of training a previously unheard technique only right before he whip out that technique in a pinch during fight.

    • @joveundag6733
      @joveundag6733 5 років тому +1

      PorkPie Hat D Mingo thats just your typical shounen anime

    • @bertholdtohoover446
      @bertholdtohoover446 5 років тому +8

      @ All these point apply to Naruto, are you high?

    • @insanecrane5280
      @insanecrane5280 5 років тому

      Veeery Funny -_-.... Lol

    • @backstabboi4559
      @backstabboi4559 5 років тому

      Talking about one punch man

  • @scootusproductions8497
    @scootusproductions8497 5 років тому +75

    Nux.....it will never end. We are only here.....to make you suffer. This was the price of becoming a youtuber......enjoy your eternal suffering.

    • @wolfykinz309
      @wolfykinz309 5 років тому

      Dammit don't want to like because you have 69 likes

    • @scootusproductions8497
      @scootusproductions8497 5 років тому

      @@wolfykinz309 giggidy. My friend, it cant stay at the legendary number forever. I forgive you.

    • @razenoid1554
      @razenoid1554 5 років тому

      @@scootusproductions8497 do you forgive me since I was the 70th like

    • @scootusproductions8497
      @scootusproductions8497 5 років тому

      @@razenoid1554 I forgive you

  • @sparshchhabra3856
    @sparshchhabra3856 5 років тому +14

    Guess what nux, The Fam Base can flex on you.
    #goodbyesleepschedule

  • @PentagonThief1
    @PentagonThief1 5 років тому +8

    3:21 thats not her strongest armour, its her lightest and offers leat protection, she uses it when she gives up on defence and goes full glass cannon. She says this multiple times in the series.

  • @SquirrelYapper
    @SquirrelYapper 5 років тому +59

    "no one can just deflect the emerald splash"

    • @gloria5332
      @gloria5332 5 років тому +6

      NOROI NOROI, za warudo is the ultimate stand, even without it's ability to stop time it's power and speed far exceed that of your'e hierophant green!

    • @0mn1prism59
      @0mn1prism59 5 років тому +7

      No fighter has ever escaped the thunder cross split attack!

    • @snootypatooty9793
      @snootypatooty9793 5 років тому

      HoHoHo, challenging me CARTER?

    • @SquirrelYapper
      @SquirrelYapper 5 років тому

      @@snootypatooty9793 YES I AM m.ua-cam.com/video/JXj0qn0DBdQ/v-deo.html
      🎥 JoJo - Yes I Am ! [HD] - UA-cam

  • @hanavgc4264
    @hanavgc4264 5 років тому +111

    Now I understand why Lucy’s clothes always fall off during her fights in Fairy Tail!

    • @kriichan6100
      @kriichan6100 5 років тому +14

      Every fairytail girl during a fight*

    • @kriichan6100
      @kriichan6100 5 років тому +1

      Legit

    • @mathrockmaniac7643
      @mathrockmaniac7643 5 років тому +5

      For second there I thought you meant Luffy.

    • @micah2455
      @micah2455 5 років тому +11

      When you think about it, it's kinda realistic. If you get beaten up to Oblivion, or constantly skidding or slashed, you think clothes are gonna survive that? This isn't OPM. At least they're keeping enough on that it doesn't get rated R

    • @warrxnt
      @warrxnt 5 років тому +3

      NoobMaster69 yup your extremely right

  • @Arvenyte
    @Arvenyte 5 років тому +4

    Just gotta say, the yugioh voices part was amazing

  • @ashtonwise
    @ashtonwise 5 років тому

    "Sword vs gun means the sword always wins."
    Guido Mista: "Am I a fucking joke to you?"

  • @ln8496
    @ln8496 5 років тому +16

    Remeber when the 3rd hokage died and sakura had flashbacks of moments she wasnt a part of during his funeral?

  • @nic1626
    @nic1626 5 років тому +116

    7:30 Or my personal favorite (clears throat) “NANI!? NOONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALDO SPULASHU!!!!!!!!

    • @70Lu07
      @70Lu07 5 років тому +10

      Impossible! My indestructible shield broke!?
      What!? How could you dodge my attack in the lightspeed!?

    • @70Lu07
      @70Lu07 5 років тому +3

      @Adam J. Harper when i said about the shield i remembered Craniamon in Digimon Savers, like his only challenge was "break my fucking shield" he didn't flexed the MC and didn't kill anybody, he just protecc and attacc Marcus until a single human punch broke a Shield that could handle an Explosion at Nuclear levels of potency

    • @gloria5332
      @gloria5332 5 років тому +6

      NOROI NOROI, za warudo is the ultimate stand, even without it's ability to stop time it's power and speed far exceed that of your'e hierophant green!

    • @erezknaan6196
      @erezknaan6196 5 років тому +1

      Unbelieveable ! You succeeded in dodging my ultumate pain killer bomb with the force of rly awkward memes and orgasms imbued to it! **HOW**

    • @kyamato9665
      @kyamato9665 5 років тому +1

      *Nani?! You touched epic sword*

  • @MettalViking
    @MettalViking 4 роки тому

    Holy crap the sarcasm has no limit, and the satire has pierced the heavens.

  • @serratedfalcon8199
    @serratedfalcon8199 5 років тому +82

    Honest Descriptions Of All The Bleach Captains?

    • @ILiekFishes
      @ILiekFishes 5 років тому +1

      I read that as chapters instead of captains.
      That would be a long video

  • @erisstewart4236
    @erisstewart4236 5 років тому +143

    Thunder Cross Split Attack, it can attack while defending, no fighter has ever escaped it.

  • @rayu2104
    @rayu2104 4 роки тому +1

    How have I only realised that Nux’s hoodie is based off gintoki’s clothes

  • @wyatthively5433
    @wyatthively5433 4 роки тому +2

    8 minutes in “we’re done right?”
    Nux “let’s get into the meat and potatoes.”

  • @barockobalma8622
    @barockobalma8622 5 років тому +78

    Wait so nux if I go to Area 51 butt naked I’ll trash all the guards, HMMMM very interesting

    • @anna.owo.
      @anna.owo. 5 років тому +9

      You must to be a woman or a really muscular man

    • @KingChocoo
      @KingChocoo 5 років тому +23

      @@anna.owo. he's obama u unculture fuck hes both

    • @blazepierce9564
      @blazepierce9564 5 років тому +7

      Make sure to bring friends, the power of friendship is the ultimate power

    • @filipeprazeres8741
      @filipeprazeres8741 5 років тому

      @@blazepierce9564 and he cant forget to only use 20% of his power and take his goons numbered the same as the guards

  • @locbuinhien1360
    @locbuinhien1360 5 років тому +262

    Still waiting for that 5 early signs of a garbage hentai

    • @deep7051
      @deep7051 5 років тому +21

      You really want him to get demonetized, don't you?

    • @locbuinhien1360
      @locbuinhien1360 5 років тому +14

      Kill Shot He also ask his fanbase if he should do a video ranking hentai by plot so...

    • @sinthesis4743
      @sinthesis4743 5 років тому +1

      Kill Shot I mean, MamaMax pulled it off so why not.

    • @deep7051
      @deep7051 5 років тому +1

      @@locbuinhien1360 Well, that's interesting, I subscribed few weeks ago so I don't know haha

    • @deep7051
      @deep7051 5 років тому +1

      @@sinthesis4743 Well thank you, Imma head there... for... y'know.... Research 👀

  • @thehourman37
    @thehourman37 5 років тому +18

    I can't tell whether you're serious or not, but if you are, I completely disagree with your examples of what makes a good anime fight. All of the things to make a fight less predictable you mentioned were tropes that have happened in dozens of popular anime. This shit always makes the fight LESS interesting for me.

    • @adaments6807
      @adaments6807 5 років тому +13

      I'm pretty sure everything here is ironic.

    • @sirblankface7607
      @sirblankface7607 4 роки тому +3

      @@adaments6807 So the ironic is unironic and the unironic is ironic?

  • @joshuaagyiri5068
    @joshuaagyiri5068 3 роки тому

    5:50 ''That is why we Love when they dont use Strategy''
    *Fairytale theme starts to play*

  • @netrolancer1061
    @netrolancer1061 5 років тому +17

    Let us ruin Nux's sleep schedule.

  • @mentalquorum3116
    @mentalquorum3116 5 років тому +213

    Well, at least we know Jojo's fights aren't going to be garbage.

    • @theextremelycoolseal2478
      @theextremelycoolseal2478 5 років тому +14

      Mental Quorum
      ORA ORA ORA ORA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA MUDA ORA MUDA.

    • @Miles_Moraless
      @Miles_Moraless 5 років тому +7

      What's ur favourite JoJo fight? If its giorno vs Cioccolata, I made an african version on my channel.😂😂😂 Dont ask why.

    • @mentalquorum3116
      @mentalquorum3116 5 років тому +9

      @@Miles_Moraless Honestly, I'd probably have to go with the Kars vs. Joseph fight if only for Joseph's parting shot at the guy.
      But I really enjoyed any of the last few Part 3 fights, and the Kira fights. With Part 5, probably the one with Polnareff, because I really liked seeing him again.

    • @Miles_Moraless
      @Miles_Moraless 5 років тому +5

      @@mentalquorum3116 I'm on Part 4 and I totally agree with your statement. Kars vs Joseph👌. Back when JoJo was heavily underrated.

    • @70Lu07
      @70Lu07 5 років тому +1

      Caesar said that all the power is the same, the only difference is the amount of energy you let go in the battle (the less energy you let go, the more powerful you are)

  • @chatewahaha5349
    @chatewahaha5349 4 роки тому

    Normal anime: no you cant just have predictable fights
    One punch man: our fights are predictable. I know

  • @agentEE233
    @agentEE233 3 роки тому

    when he said "no one can" we all think of "EMERALDO SPLASHU" and "THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK"

  • @raptor909
    @raptor909 5 років тому +104

    7:30 No fighter has ever escaped the thunder cross split attack

    • @mikke841
      @mikke841 5 років тому +14

      Dio Brando: Hold My head.

    • @JunowasMad
      @JunowasMad 5 років тому

      DB Reference

    • @user-nu9md2bz5n
      @user-nu9md2bz5n 5 років тому +1

      @@JunowasMad no

    • @shaibd5317
      @shaibd5317 5 років тому

      @Annan Khondker jojo wasn't a vampire

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 5 років тому +1

      same for Meliodus's Full Counter in Seven Deadly Sins, the enemy literally get caught by this every time, even though every antagonist knows about it during their fights

  • @metagas6946
    @metagas6946 5 років тому +53

    NO ONE CAN DEFLECT NUX TAKU’S SPOT ON TRISTAN AND TEA IMPERSONATIONS!!

    • @70Lu07
      @70Lu07 5 років тому +4

      In a few hours, the sun will rise

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 5 років тому +2

      Matheus Duarte Matheus Duarte
      Duke Devlin: “What the F*#% does that mean!?”

    • @70Lu07
      @70Lu07 5 років тому +1

      @@sprtsfanatic1 i don't know but it's true!

  • @emilyprendergast6951
    @emilyprendergast6951 5 років тому

    One of Biggest flex in Jojos is when Jotaro shot him self at point blank range not knowing if star platinum can stop it.

  • @Challenger_Sam
    @Challenger_Sam Рік тому

    13:34-14:09 I'm genuinely impressed by the voice acting

  • @ProtonCannon
    @ProtonCannon 5 років тому +40

    10:42 "Shounen anime is extremely fast paced, with almost no filler ever" I f-ing LOST IT here! XD

  • @legokangaroo5010
    @legokangaroo5010 5 років тому +53

    Nux is literally just manipulating us to like the video and we don't care

  • @lan105
    @lan105 5 років тому +6

    Every fight of F/S Night UBW is an example of an amazing fight

  • @joop6463
    @joop6463 3 роки тому +1

    to many layers of sarcasm for me to understand cuz english is my second language

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 5 років тому +135

    I'm at my limit here. I've given all the Likes I'm able to give. And that Like counter has budged an inch. But I have my fellow fambase with me, here. I just need to believe in myself the way they believe in me! *smirks* I remember when Nux first gave us this challenge to get enough Likes...
    _cue Arthur Flashback sound effect_

    • @Miles_Moraless
      @Miles_Moraless 5 років тому +25

      Some guy with and some guy without a mustache are in the same comment section. Top 10 anime rivalry

    • @spalex9271
      @spalex9271 5 років тому +4

      What is going on , now his rival hunts me down on every anime video I watch ? ONE WAS HARD ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH

    • @deltadataxd2436
      @deltadataxd2436 5 років тому +1

      The power of friendship is with you.

    • @Miles_Moraless
      @Miles_Moraless 5 років тому +1

      @@spalex9271 😂😂😂

    • @playboicam
      @playboicam 5 років тому

      I’ve saw you on every anime videos comment section bro 😂

  • @yeet5065
    @yeet5065 5 років тому +15

    Best -Garbage- anime fight goes to Perry the Platypus and Heinz Doofenschmirtz

  • @Jaythaking04
    @Jaythaking04 5 років тому

    You can't stop us Nux. We will always stop you from sleeping. You will get no rest.

  • @elijahjosephconsing1670
    @elijahjosephconsing1670 5 років тому

    Code Geass made me appreciate strategic fights more than those typical shounen anime that you perfectly describe as garbage fight. Props to you bruh

  • @Wyatt_The_Wise
    @Wyatt_The_Wise 5 років тому +165

    We need that next video about garbage waifus so bad😂🤣😭

  • @theblazingtorchic9521
    @theblazingtorchic9521 5 років тому +130

    My Hero Academia (or BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA if you're annoying) is technically all a flashback. Truly the most insightful and philosophical anime of our time, showing the importance of flashbacks.

    • @theblazingtorchic9521
      @theblazingtorchic9521 5 років тому +4

      @Adam J. Harper Not cannon though. MHA IS A FLASHBACK IS CONFIRMED!

    • @vi777x4
      @vi777x4 5 років тому +16

      So when they have a flashback during a battle it's a flashback of a flashback - flashbackception.

    • @pavishankar8021
      @pavishankar8021 5 років тому +11

      Boruto too

    • @gravelfilledSoap
      @gravelfilledSoap 5 років тому +2

      Jello apocalypse!

    • @michaelx8486
      @michaelx8486 5 років тому +4

      Do they have then double flashbacks every time theres a flashback?
      (Will we see a triple flashback!?)

  • @enough-applause-3368
    @enough-applause-3368 5 років тому +1

    2:16 dbs:that's where your wrong kiddo

  • @felixcaskey5631
    @felixcaskey5631 4 роки тому +1

    I just realized that I (SOMEHOW) screwed up many of my past comments!

  • @ri-ch-es
    @ri-ch-es 5 років тому +106

    This is all a plot by nux to get so many likes that he trends

  • @FilipeLeviSilva
    @FilipeLeviSilva 5 років тому +18

    "No one can just deflect the emerald splash!!!"

  • @MrBrknsyt
    @MrBrknsyt 5 років тому

    99% flashbacks and 1% action... two words... SLAM DUNK.

  • @bankaiaizen8585
    @bankaiaizen8585 4 роки тому

    Nux:When its a sword vs a gun because the sword is always going to win
    Alucard:Naniii?

  • @kingsleynnadi9619
    @kingsleynnadi9619 5 років тому +9

    Zehaha, a man of your word I see Nux. Always love the vids.
    25K, youre on chief.