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  • @oof-rr5nf
    @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +3258

    "you know how Indian people stare"
    how dare you shake me to the core by acknowledging a universal truth like it means nothing

    • @annih7385
      @annih7385 5 років тому +8

      HAHAHAHA

    • @StartupDivision
      @StartupDivision 5 років тому +8

      "Stare" you mean look. Literally everyone "looks", its not called "Staring".

    • @goolumf
      @goolumf 5 років тому +2

      Startup Division yoinks

    • @thiscommentor2858
      @thiscommentor2858 5 років тому +10

      He says it all the time. Like, he said, "I know my baby is Indian, ummm because she stares." And well we do, we may deny it, we may think it was a glimpse, but we do...

    • @GemsOfIndianRight
      @GemsOfIndianRight 5 років тому +1

      @@thiscommentor2858 exactly..everyone stares...not just "indians".

  • @tea-ue4gc
    @tea-ue4gc 5 років тому +5068

    anyone: *asks question*
    hasan: but what about YOU

    • @tamiflu470
      @tamiflu470 5 років тому +65

      because the questions are stupid. "what flavor of Doritos are you"???

    • @ananyasahay
      @ananyasahay 5 років тому +3

      So true 😂

    • @nooriman5944
      @nooriman5944 5 років тому +117

      I love when he does that so engaging

    • @joyadero8590
      @joyadero8590 5 років тому +11

      This is the real 'whataboutism' that we need to stop

    • @astrangermagi
      @astrangermagi 5 років тому +43

      I just watched a video by Trevor Noah were he claimed that Indians manage to ask thousands of questions within a conversation and now that I'm watching this it feels like UA-cam is trying to prove his point

  • @anoushkadhar122
    @anoushkadhar122 5 років тому +6071

    the most desi thing about this episode was the guy who said he'd pivot from engineer to doctor like oof

    • @JTsGrl1381
      @JTsGrl1381 5 років тому +137

      That guy exist, and he's my brother-in-law, no joke.

    • @MrSexydivas
      @MrSexydivas 5 років тому +17

      @@JTsGrl1381 that's amazing

    • @SpectreOfWallSt
      @SpectreOfWallSt 5 років тому +32

      The guy who said that was my younger cousin lol.

    • @christineprasad1547
      @christineprasad1547 5 років тому +27

      @@SpectreOfWallSt so um is he single..😅

    • @karthikchandra8535
      @karthikchandra8535 5 років тому +12

      and only indian ppl will understand what desi means lol

  • @ridwanquick
    @ridwanquick 5 років тому +2110

    If i get a selfie with this dude, I'm gonna post it on twitter with a caption "Finally met this guy, Timothée Chalamet."

  • @FishBoneD14
    @FishBoneD14 5 років тому +2677

    That one guys has the most Indian parents ever. They got him good with that engineer to doctor pivot.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +27

      i knooooow. exactly what was on my mind

    • @dharabarot4033
      @dharabarot4033 5 років тому

      That's exactly what I thought

    • @thiscommentor2858
      @thiscommentor2858 5 років тому +7

      My husband gave me the exact same answer after our arranged marriage. And I am an absolute filmi weirdo, our entire future flashed before my eyes in that very moment. But we are breaking each other slowly, corroding is more like it.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +2

      @@thiscommentor2858 awwww :')

    • @ImTheCookieMonster95
      @ImTheCookieMonster95 5 років тому +1

      @@thiscommentor2858 do you love him?

  • @forpeaches5115
    @forpeaches5115 5 років тому +1035

    The “awww” in chorus everytime Hasan talks about his daughter

  • @HouseMDaddict
    @HouseMDaddict 5 років тому +4873

    I think he'd be a ravenclaw. He's really clever and seems really intelligent

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 5 років тому +330

      He's a Ravenpuff confirmed. Though he will be living with Hagrid that's canon.

    • @HouseMDaddict
      @HouseMDaddict 5 років тому +42

      @@flamesofchaos13 I'd want to live with Hagrid too! And chill with Fang

    • @falcomalko5938
      @falcomalko5938 5 років тому +44

      HouseMDaddict that sat score tho man

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 5 років тому +2

      @@HouseMDaddict I'd too if it's an option!

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 5 років тому +34

      Yeah totally Ra enclaw. He thinks too much for any other house.

  • @cxllider
    @cxllider 5 років тому +6913

    Lazier than I am woke. My new tinder bio.

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 5 років тому +49

      Honestly, Trader Jose is fucking fine by me lol.

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 років тому +8

      My daily mood

    • @rajadhirajmaharaj
      @rajadhirajmaharaj 5 років тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/sfjzPAct29w/v-deo.html

    • @mohanmeakin636
      @mohanmeakin636 5 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/GfAhwxfRhSY/v-deo.html

    • @narasimhabangera3000
      @narasimhabangera3000 5 років тому

      He s jihadi...he hates non Islamic people... Dey jst using deir innocence... to bcm popular

  • @annabella_prinx
    @annabella_prinx 5 років тому +1481

    An engineer that would pivot to medicine? As an engineering student, let me say... That's nuts, bro. I'd pivot to something like photography.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +142

      if my man wants to go from Death By Stress to Death By a Different Kinda Stress, let him 😤

    • @annabella_prinx
      @annabella_prinx 5 років тому +10

      @@oof-rr5nf Mmmm you're right!

    • @gp1925
      @gp1925 5 років тому +51

      I mean, that’s like an immigrant parents dream child there lol. Like, that’s the answer I’d give in front of my parents. From engineer to doctor but on the real, I’d really join the circus.

    • @nidhi-nb7ws
      @nidhi-nb7ws 5 років тому +18

      As a biomedical engineer i don't know how to react

    • @Rumpum06
      @Rumpum06 5 років тому +23

      Engineering to photography? You're Farhan from 3 Idiots.

  • @Betta66
    @Betta66 5 років тому +1189

    Hasan actually spoke at my college a year or two ago. I wrote a question asking what Hogwarts house he thought he'd be in, but they never got around to asking him that.

    • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
      @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 5 років тому +16

      ibXCV it’s one of the most asked questions on the public speaking circuit. I mean ffs they wanted Hillary Clinton to make a Gryffindor metaphor for her campaign. It stopped being clever fifteen years ago.

    • @Betta66
      @Betta66 5 років тому +29

      @@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 Hasan is a massive Harry Potter fan, though

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 5 років тому +1

      The Harry Potter: Wizards Unite AR (augmented reality) mobile game just came out less than 2 weeks ao, so that’s probably why it’s top of mind these days. Great game by the way.

    • @username9325
      @username9325 5 років тому +1

      Well, now that you know, I hope you're happy knowing that

    • @Briggsian
      @Briggsian 5 років тому +1

      @@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 that makes no sense, Hillary is obviously a Slytherin. Most politicians are for that matter

  • @whatgsaid
    @whatgsaid 5 років тому +726

    Hasan is the type of Ravenclaw who would think of the most sideways and random - but preposterously well-researched and flawlessly argued - answers to the riddles requiring entry to the Common Room that the statue would no longer bother, he would just be let in on sight.

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 5 років тому +44

      He 100% a Ravenclaw with some Hufflepuff traits.

    • @iamwhatiam1221
      @iamwhatiam1221 5 років тому +35

      your way of composing words together around with each other is pretty good. loved reading the pattern you created without any literal breakage.

    • @alexachipman
      @alexachipman 4 роки тому +2

      lol just be let in on sight I love it

  • @dimplemehta153
    @dimplemehta153 5 років тому +1253

    I like that Hasan is really nice to his audience and doesn't need to put them down to get humour. I mean I am really sensitive and I get defensive when comedian make fun of the audience members. 🤪🤣

    • @ziyad1809
      @ziyad1809 5 років тому +13

      Lol pussy

    • @Blue-jo9fl
      @Blue-jo9fl 5 років тому +25

      I agree.. That's one reason I started watching him.

    • @karimoriakhel8287
      @karimoriakhel8287 5 років тому +23

      Dimple Mehta yeah not like Kapil Sharna show, he is funny too but most of the time he makes fun of their audience and make them embarrassed

    • @gyanapriyapanda
      @gyanapriyapanda 5 років тому +6

      @@karimoriakhel8287 Exactly. I too was going to mention him. He is rude many a times.

    • @elizablue8134
      @elizablue8134 5 років тому +7

      @@gyanapriyapanda He's a comedian of course some of it is going to come off rude to someone. What comedian hasn't done that? He's interacting with his audience and enjoying responding to them. It comes off genuine and you can tell he gets nervous which is relatable.

  • @tvnet222
    @tvnet222 5 років тому +1390

    Let's be real: the people who are most likely to create their own majors are Ravenclaws because they're intellectual extras.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +71

      exactly. i detest people characterising ravenclaw as The House of Hermiones when there are a billion ways to be wise in life! canon case in point: the one and only, luna lovegood

    • @violetlavi2207
      @violetlavi2207 5 років тому +83

      Ravenclaws are the people who challenge academic norms because it’s too restrictive (as you said), and that’s why I don’t really see that as Hermione’s “true House”. She needed courage to break the rules, Ravenclaws just need a reason

    • @TheSilverGarnet
      @TheSilverGarnet 5 років тому +13

      Telling it like it is!! 🥰 but I think Hufflepuffs would be a great asset in helping with the idea. Ravenclaws would pursue and make it happen!

    • @celestialvenus6711
      @celestialvenus6711 5 років тому +30

      Yes! I'm a Ravenclaw to the core, but I DON'T always score great on tests. I don't climb my friends to get to success. I don't memorise every page of my textbooks.
      I am bomb on the topics I am passionate about, and and can debate back and forth for hours. (Literally. 7 consecutive hours is my record so far). I love books, Only if they are history or adventure or something exciting. I hate Physics and Chemistry. I am not a boring old wart, but rather fun loving and bouncy.
      Being a Ravenclaw means thinking out of the box, breaking out of our confines, not to have boring heads buried in textbooks!

    • @celestialvenus6711
      @celestialvenus6711 5 років тому +8

      @Lockjaw I did take the test 11 times on Pottermore, and got Ravenclaw nine times. That's pretty simple Math.
      And well, you're obviously not Ravenclaw either.

  • @DrAdnan
    @DrAdnan 5 років тому +732

    Hasan has no mercy for UC Santa Cruz 😂

    • @nooriman5944
      @nooriman5944 5 років тому +12

      Adnan A
      I see ur comment on every third or fourth video I watch

    • @DrAdnan
      @DrAdnan 5 років тому +12

      Noor ul Iman I usually show up in every video people watch. I’m slacking

    • @maheka9623
      @maheka9623 5 років тому +1

      disrespecting the hufflepuffs like dat smh

    • @MajorMlgNoob
      @MajorMlgNoob 5 років тому +1

      I mean their mascot is the Banana Slug

  • @annabella_prinx
    @annabella_prinx 5 років тому +845

    I've always thought of Hasan as a Ravenclaw with too much sense of humor to be only book smart.

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 5 років тому +5

      Totally.

    • @grinnylein
      @grinnylein 5 років тому +15

      First Ravenclaw have lots of humor. One of the house traits is being witty. And the founder had a stature build of her with a hidden dick joke on it!

    • @ravenn2631
      @ravenn2631 5 років тому +7

      If you’re a Potter fan and an activist at the same time, I actually recommend the Harry Potter and the Sacred Text podcast. (www.harrypottersacredtext.com). It analyzes each of the Potter books for all kinds of deeper lessons, that aren’t cliche and can just be completely fascinating with how observant the two hosts are.

    • @GP-qo6yz
      @GP-qo6yz 5 років тому +5

      Bruh ravenclaws are witty af

    • @mai-ph9yo
      @mai-ph9yo 5 років тому +6

      ravenclaws are intelligent. it doesn't necessarily mean textbook intelligence

  • @oshp.2879
    @oshp.2879 5 років тому +2354

    I want to congratulate those who are first but dont have the urge the comment it

  • @laraay892
    @laraay892 5 років тому +723

    Like for the fact that we have 16 minutes of DeEp CuTsss¡!

  • @hxbxbxgxhxjxj1577
    @hxbxbxgxhxjxj1577 5 років тому +64

    as a sudanese thank you for covering the situation I was getting frustrated by the lack of coverage from the media so thank you

  • @rachelauguste
    @rachelauguste 5 років тому +783

    Facebook quiz doesn’t count 😂 go on Pottermore

    • @jmkwm
      @jmkwm 5 років тому +13

      Rachel Auguste exactly, know your basics! Smh 😆 this dude would obviously be a Hufflepuff

    • @arikakarin2323
      @arikakarin2323 5 років тому +3

      Yet the facebook quiz more likely from pottermore tho

    • @GP-qo6yz
      @GP-qo6yz 5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @MissMatched
      @MissMatched 5 років тому +1

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • @nicolle2126
      @nicolle2126 4 роки тому +3

      idk using the facebook quiz is a pretty Gryffindor thing to do

  • @ATaha-sd8xj
    @ATaha-sd8xj 5 років тому +54

    Thanks again hassan for shining a light on our issue in Sudan 💙🇸🇩

  • @Anitacupcupcake08
    @Anitacupcupcake08 5 років тому +550

    i wish you would talk about venezuela and also how both political parties in the us are misusing information from our country as propaganda.

    • @Stratsfinest
      @Stratsfinest 5 років тому +7

      🗣YES!

    • @nehanishanp
      @nehanishanp 5 років тому +2

      ZOMGG YES ABSOLUTELY

    • @aspirallingmess8319
      @aspirallingmess8319 5 років тому

      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @mariagy4
      @mariagy4 5 років тому

      This de the stupidest thing anyone has ever said

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 5 років тому +1

      My family is safe in Venezuela and love Maduro! I wish they'd show both sides of the story!!

  • @cazia9
    @cazia9 5 років тому +205

    Let's break it down
    Hassan Minhaj and Stephen Colbert - Ravenclaw
    John Oliver and Trevor Noah - Hufflepuff
    Jon Stewart & Sam Bee - Gryffendor

  • @SS-jc5oo
    @SS-jc5oo 5 років тому +106

    HOW CAN HASAN BE SO COOL AND FUN?
    AND THOSE EYES MY GOD!
    FULL OF HAPPINESS AND LIGHT
    May you stay like this always
    Love from India ❤.

  • @ShdowXYZ
    @ShdowXYZ 5 років тому +95

    Mitch McConnell strength comes from our collective ignorance and false equivalency between the parties.

    • @UVjoint
      @UVjoint 5 років тому

      @Joshua Jung and Chev4 Omega, I think he's a mercenary who's very crafty at accomplishing what he wants. It's just that those who give him money have the wrong motives.

  • @JeffreySmiles_
    @JeffreySmiles_ 5 років тому +46

    I just love the free flowing millenial talk...it's one of those moments where I feel truly connected on the internet, again.

  • @suhailanaz
    @suhailanaz 5 років тому +14

    I love how he has something to say about almost every question asked. The questioning spectrum is so wide but he has knowledge of about everything.

  • @tayyiba.c
    @tayyiba.c 5 років тому +220

    *Where my Slytherin representation at!?*

  • @anee7558
    @anee7558 5 років тому +38

    Out of all the things he said, that "you know how indian people stare?" really got me. Why do we do that :')

  • @willcrago4463
    @willcrago4463 5 років тому +191

    Basically “the scariest thing about Mitch McConnell is he is..... competent.” Love it!

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 4 роки тому +4

      as much as I dislike him I always respected his level of strategy and focus. he doesn't let scandals faze him

  • @jakobledoux2599
    @jakobledoux2599 5 років тому +155

    "Hufflepuff has a badger for their mascot"
    "Yeah, cuz their cuddly"
    Bruh, these people obviously know nothing about Badgers lmao

  • @vdiitd
    @vdiitd 5 років тому +298

    From Engineer to Doctor... was that guy Indian? Only Indian parents want their child to be only one of these. 😂😂

    • @CAMiiKatze
      @CAMiiKatze 5 років тому +38

      I was thinking he must be the dream son to all asian/Latin American parents choosing engineer or doctor by himself... if his next choice would be lawyer my parents would gladly exchange me for him

    • @luisacampos3893
      @luisacampos3893 5 років тому

      and brazilians

    • @jewelrylover2958
      @jewelrylover2958 5 років тому +3

      Ana Luísa Campos basically immigrant parents cus same for Nigerians

    • @leayahmalik420
      @leayahmalik420 4 роки тому +1

      vdiitd you can get away with being a lawyer

    • @Deathnote2539
      @Deathnote2539 4 роки тому +1

      I don't even have a career I'm 22 trust me folks your choices could be worse XD

  • @tirthasimanta2608
    @tirthasimanta2608 5 років тому +424

    If I ever take a pic with Hasan Minhaj,I will frame it in my room.
    Also a Bengali btw

  • @hafsahafsahafsaaa
    @hafsahafsahafsaaa 5 років тому +59

    I actually thought that he would take 16 minutes just choosing his House.

  • @XFactorGlory
    @XFactorGlory 5 років тому +230

    As soon as Hasan said "Alexa, play Zayn Malik," my Alexa lit up.

    • @muazabdul-aziz8258
      @muazabdul-aziz8258 5 років тому +6

      Rose I was listening on my Alexa and it paused the video because of that🤣

    • @srayj
      @srayj 5 років тому +4

      Same here! Mine actually responded about how if I want to play a specific song, I need to sign up for Amazon music.

    • @CitrisBand
      @CitrisBand 5 років тому

      Lol SAME

  • @Spaceboundwitch
    @Spaceboundwitch 5 років тому +6

    learning that hasan was/is listening to zayn sing whole new world is the best thing in my day right now

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 5 років тому +89

    I'm pretty much the exact opposite of the kid at the end. If I ever got a pic with Hasan, I'd probably frame it prominently in my living room.
    Also I'm Ravenclaw, and if I had to choose a second house it'd be Hufflepuff.

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 5 років тому +4

      I'm Hufflepuff and my second house would be Ravenclaw. But I'm afraid I'm actually a Huffindor I got traits of both.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +3

      gotta respect ravenclaws who respect the badger house

    • @katkat4223
      @katkat4223 5 років тому

      @@flamesofchaos13 honestly same

  • @tharsh_
    @tharsh_ 5 років тому +5

    I've just recently started watching Hasan and I've got to say I love how humble and just such a kind person he is. And it's so lovely to see how he interacts with the crowd. :')

  • @RXH88
    @RXH88 5 років тому +44

    Hasan if you read this, WE NEED the intro song on Spotify! Key word being NEED!!!!

  • @Verge_of_sanity
    @Verge_of_sanity 5 років тому +31

    As an engineer I'll pivot to something like dog whisperer.

  • @username9325
    @username9325 5 років тому +12

    That thing about being like a widget in life...
    I'm just happy seeing the video, him talk, I hope not many people would actually do that... Thank You

  • @MoonlitNyxx
    @MoonlitNyxx 4 роки тому +2

    All the episodes make me feel both... like “Thank you for covering that because omg how did I not know that”... I live under a rock

  • @kinglyyasin5985
    @kinglyyasin5985 5 років тому +4

    I love how they put subtitles on so you get what they are saying.

  • @Spaceboundwitch
    @Spaceboundwitch 5 років тому +120

    Hasan will always be a hufflepuff in my eyes with ravenclaw as a secondary house

    • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
      @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 5 років тому +28

      Hufflepuff on the streets, Groundskeeper in the sheets.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +7

      true dat! adorable and smart as hell. but more adorable. and genuinely seems to care about the impact of his job... which is rare enough

    • @FreyaEinde
      @FreyaEinde 5 років тому +8

      I agree he's got that all around guy quality.

  • @potatopie223
    @potatopie223 4 роки тому +7

    He says he'd be in Hagrid's house and is dissing Gryffindors, but Hagrid was a Gryffindor

  • @XCaPTainClipzX
    @XCaPTainClipzX 5 років тому +168

    “It’s getting black mirror” Wrong the cellphone is a black mirror

    • @JustOneAsbesto
      @JustOneAsbesto 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, that's how Brooker got the name for the show.

  • @myname14567
    @myname14567 5 років тому +92

    I feel like he never answers the questions haha and I would love to hear some of his answers

  • @manjunath5010
    @manjunath5010 5 років тому +3

    He damn speaks his mind every moment. Wonderful story teller, and everything is so damn funny and realistic at the same time. No acting, reading the script, like living the moment. Awesomeness !!!

  • @brittanybelo1361
    @brittanybelo1361 5 років тому +29

    Just found out recently there’s a « natural » flavor of Doritos ... bc they’re actually tortilla chips. Blew. My. Mind.

  • @bukkaharshvardhan
    @bukkaharshvardhan 5 років тому +1

    The deep cuts bit is so freaking genius! Sure others have tried it, but you make it work man!

  • @sammyceedee
    @sammyceedee 3 роки тому +7

    THE ABSOLUTE *INHUMAN FANGIRL SQUEAL* I LET OUT WHEN HE SAID HIS MOST PLAYED TRACK WAS ZAYN-

  • @goldenthyme13
    @goldenthyme13 5 років тому +32

    Hufflepuffs represent!
    I like to think everyone is like me and didn't think they were hufflepuff till they did the official quiz and now we all go hard on it.

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 5 років тому

      goldenthyme13 Same with Slytherin.

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 5 років тому +1

      100% what I am. Hufflepuff was a joke to me then I did the quiz and now I'm all like Best House Ever!

  • @madi846
    @madi846 5 років тому +12

    i love how much he loves Zayn, like he stans lol

    • @browtf4272
      @browtf4272 3 роки тому

      Yeah he has taste and he’s brown afterall

  • @flabarbieri
    @flabarbieri 5 років тому +21

    According to Pottermore, I'm a Slytherin married to a Hufflepuff. I dig.

  • @Zyswest
    @Zyswest 5 років тому +41

    either it's Cool Ranch or we've got ourselves a Mandela

    • @guyunderwood2297
      @guyunderwood2297 5 років тому +6

      They changed the names to Cooler Ranch and Nacho Cheesier in the 90's because 90's. They've since changed the names back. I personally feel like they should have instead changed the names to Coolest Ranch and Nacho Cheesiest.

  • @kamranshah3168
    @kamranshah3168 5 років тому +201

    When's China on your list??
    Their camps for Uyghur.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +11

      I am so horrified, I can't even process the reality of it all

    • @the_nikster1
      @the_nikster1 5 років тому +23

      he's done that episode already. check it out on Netflix, it's one of the more recent episodes this season talking about censorship in China. it's very good.

    • @kamranshah3168
      @kamranshah3168 5 років тому +3

      the_nikster thanks man 😀

    • @AmitSinghco
      @AmitSinghco 5 років тому

      Well Chinese govt are training them to live better civilized life and giving jobs to them. Before that they were just jobless and uneducated and involved in riots just because of free time and no jobs.

    • @Humza5000
      @Humza5000 5 років тому +15

      @@AmitSinghco not true they literally station troops in their houses to prevent them from praying or fasting Ramadan just do your research many more insane things other than that it's disgusting and I don't wish it upon anyone

  • @pmp1340
    @pmp1340 5 років тому +19

    12:10 THEY WAY I JUST SCREAMED!
    THE REASON I FOUND ABOUT HASAN WAS BC HE WAS COMPLEMENTING ZAYN LAST YEAR. WE STAN. A WHOLE NEW WORLD
    S L A P S

  • @Ridyls
    @Ridyls 5 років тому +327

    This is how many people love Hasan
    👇

  • @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju
    @MsSHINeeTVXQSuju 5 років тому +63

    HEY NOW, NACHO CHEESE IS THE BEST FLAVOR FOR DORITOS.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому

      man why do you support trump, come on now 😔

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 років тому +1

      FUCKING THANK YOU ITS THE ONLY VALID FLAVOR

  • @prashant1571
    @prashant1571 5 років тому +4

    8:37 YOU CAN FREAKIN *HEAR* THE NOSTALGIA

  • @aubreeaidyn1691
    @aubreeaidyn1691 5 років тому +15

    This guy never fails to make me laugh

  • @glenncoco9624
    @glenncoco9624 5 років тому +2

    only thing that comes to my mind when I hear pivot is Ross screaming "pivOt ..PIVOT!!"

  • @darmakarma102
    @darmakarma102 5 років тому +6

    Just watched the Spy who Dumped Me today - everyone did such a great job. Also can't wait for series 4, so I appreciate these Deep Cuts to hold us over.

  • @allyfiorido902
    @allyfiorido902 4 роки тому +1

    I forget how well-spoken hassan is sometimes. He's so funny and seems v approachable too!

  • @Iamthehethetheyandthehim
    @Iamthehethetheyandthehim 5 років тому +12

    It was mr Rodgers 🤯 he visited the ice cream tester with the mail guy

  • @wanamani7394
    @wanamani7394 Рік тому

    I watched deep cuts 3 years ago and i rewatch it again in 2023. Funny how much i didnt understand many of the reference but still get to laugh, and watching it again i still can laugh about it but with better understanding. It is one of my dream to be in Hasan Minhaj show one day.

  • @kshanjida
    @kshanjida 5 років тому +51

    That Bengali kid setting a bad example for us Bengali New Yorkers

  • @MilkyMilktastic
    @MilkyMilktastic 5 років тому +1

    He throws the questions back at you.

  • @majda836
    @majda836 5 років тому +11

    Notifications squad!! Moroccannn fan over here!! Love the show!!

  • @tanmayjain460
    @tanmayjain460 5 років тому +1

    i hope to meet him one day and just thank him :) feel way more confident being myself seeing him be so real.

  • @SalmaAhmed-bk8qv
    @SalmaAhmed-bk8qv 5 років тому +6

    When you said "Alex, play Zayn Malik's A Whole New World" my Alexa heard and started playing the song o_o

  • @aakansha353
    @aakansha353 5 років тому +2

    For first time in my whole life, I've heard an engineer saying he would rather be a doctor. It has always been the other way!

  • @erikaa.3030
    @erikaa.3030 5 років тому +6

    That Bengali kid will be grateful for you and your work when he's older. Don't be too hurt Hasan you're doing great! 👍🏽

  • @paridasnapesnapesnape5584
    @paridasnapesnapesnape5584 5 років тому +204

    *HASAN + TEAM* can you *PLEASE cover physician/resident suicides and burnout* ? It's a huge issue that isn't getting the coverage it deserves. If patients were being affected at such a high rate, people would be freaking out. We need to take care of the people who we trust to take care of us. (There's a great documentary on this called "Do No Harm")

    • @UnsolicitedContext
      @UnsolicitedContext 5 років тому +9

      Parida Snapesnapesnape seriously, lost the guy who was across from me in anatomy. The system is the problem.

    • @jiraniku6550
      @jiraniku6550 5 років тому +11

      It takes more than smarts to stay in medschool, internship, residency and beyond. You have to put in hours of lost sleep and sometimes thankless effort. The sacrifice to stay on duty for holidays and missing out on occasions with family and loved ones. The difficulty in handling cases. Prescribing meds and performing surgery is not as easy as what patients see on tv. It's sometimes a trial and error thing or wait and see mostly with meds, while surgery is mentally and physically tiring in some cases. Doctor's also get stressed, burnout, have mental issues, get addicted, suffer from chronic pains of hands, back, feet etc. Some female doctors have menstrual and infertility problems. It's hard to admit that sometimes you wish you've taken a different path.

  • @lakshmisirangi2841
    @lakshmisirangi2841 3 роки тому +2

    Who else is just binging Hassan’s deep cuts?

  • @chickidnoguts1177
    @chickidnoguts1177 5 років тому +3

    You’re the best Hassan!!

  • @snowboardingchic
    @snowboardingchic 5 років тому +1

    Loving this deep cut

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 4 роки тому +5

    And now I found out he likes Zayn Malik.
    Can this get any better?

  • @nick3yme
    @nick3yme 3 роки тому

    Hearing about Mitch McConnell after the second impeachment man shits all crazy

  • @jadynsauro6504
    @jadynsauro6504 5 років тому +7

    "I feel like anyone who says nacho cheese is a trump supporter"
    I retract my answer

  • @rambler_rose
    @rambler_rose 5 років тому

    I can relate to that last story. Lots of people around me just care about taking pictures to share on their social media. Making them look good when they're actually rude and sucks at social interaction in real life.

  • @platystrophia
    @platystrophia 5 років тому +7

    UC Santa Cruz has a strong Ravenclaw presence! Come on, Luna Lovegood would not go to USC.

  • @aryagayathri6699
    @aryagayathri6699 2 роки тому +1

    Wow here after Roe V Wade... Mitch Mc Connell joke/fact aged like fine wine

  • @celticwolff5429
    @celticwolff5429 5 років тому +3

    If they do an episode on Mitch, they have to talk about his corrupt wife too.

  • @dlwlrma9876
    @dlwlrma9876 4 роки тому +2

    I love him. He’s so down to earth

  • @catalinacurio
    @catalinacurio 5 років тому +17

    So right Hasan, Mitch McConnell should have an award for being the most dangerous, creepiest person... 🤢

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 5 років тому +6

      I've been saying this for awhile. I'm glad more people are starting to talk more seriously - and regularly - about Mitch McConnell! He's one evil guy

    • @catalinacurio
      @catalinacurio 5 років тому +3

      @@debbiedoodiedandi He gives me the heebie jeebies... 🤢🤢🤢🤢

  • @BlweLotus
    @BlweLotus 5 років тому +2

    I legit want to know his house!! Hasan Minhaj needs to take the Pottermore quiz in a Deep Cut please!

  • @momoakib3204
    @momoakib3204 5 років тому +4

    My Alexa started playing Whole New World @ 12:18 as soon as Hasan said it 😂

  • @karthikshenoy5426
    @karthikshenoy5426 5 років тому

    I am a water scientist working on my thesis on agricultural sustainability at a basin scale.., I am so fond of these striking visualizations on your show. One of my objective is to get these water data understandable to a layman, bypassing all the statistical jargon that we use in our profession as to make these data accessible to larger areas of our society.. We cannot fight this water crisis on our own as water professionals unless these data is made accessible.. Please tell me some tricks or tools through which I could make this happen!! (I am fairly a beginner when it comes to graphic design but fairly used to data visualization techniques) to I am really not sure if the team is actually reading these comments but anyways Thanks in advance! Love your work! All the best

  • @itsme-iu6kj
    @itsme-iu6kj 4 роки тому +3

    I LOVE nacho cheese Doritos and I got so offended when he said that I would be a trump supporter 😂😂😂

  • @rojal
    @rojal 4 роки тому +1

    The woman who said flaming hot Cheetos is perfect. Tried to look what she looked like, but god Damn the lights are dim. Madd respect to her

  • @username9325
    @username9325 5 років тому +7

    Is it still a clickbait thing? He mentioned this in the 13 Stories video...
    So, well, I'm happy I know...

  • @408sophon
    @408sophon 5 років тому +2

    THAT LAW PRACTICE AD LMFAOOO I SEE IT ALL THE TIME IN THE BAY

  • @GeneralAblon
    @GeneralAblon 5 років тому +7

    What Hogwarts house would you be in?
    Literally nobody:
    Me: Slytherin.

    • @ivonedefigueiredo9301
      @ivonedefigueiredo9301 5 років тому +3

      General Ablon Pottermore put me in Slytherin. I was taken aback at first, but I’ve embraced it. A few bullies should not be what defines us.

    • @flamesofchaos13
      @flamesofchaos13 5 років тому +1

      @@ivonedefigueiredo9301 Merlin...You have Merlin. I'm just saying you guys don't have it that bad.

  • @maheka9623
    @maheka9623 5 років тому +1

    pure gold

  • @maddylanda1025
    @maddylanda1025 4 роки тому +6

    He really said “uno reverse card” to every question

  • @Anonymous18531
    @Anonymous18531 5 років тому +2

    11:57 Girl in the denim jacket to the left of the "Spotify" girl has a cute smile

  • @serenadingserena
    @serenadingserena 5 років тому +3

    i DIED when he said "SERENA" ALTHOUGH I KNOW HE WASN'T TALKINGG TO ME

  • @SAJ-wk6hz
    @SAJ-wk6hz 5 років тому +1

    If I ever took a picture with you, I’d deadass frame it on my wall and show it to my family whenever they come in my room!

  • @WinterSina
    @WinterSina 5 років тому +7

    Would love an episode on IRAN.

  • @vt2816
    @vt2816 5 років тому +1

    The guy on the phone with the dog shutting😂😂😂