Barstool Pizza Review - Dante's Pizza (New Canaan, CT) presented by Omega Accounting Solutions

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  • Опубліковано 3 лис 2024

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  • @genebigs1749
    @genebigs1749 Рік тому +1700

    That cookie maker had a 9.7 smile.

    • @Kingofcasamere
      @Kingofcasamere Рік тому +49

      I was thinking the same thing!!!

    • @ericfrantz8940
      @ericfrantz8940 Рік тому

      9.7? Are you smoking crack? That smile is impossible to scale. Her vibe alone is a 10+.

    • @Nick-gk6hj
      @Nick-gk6hj Рік тому +40

      Yep, smileys a cutie

    • @jloutz
      @jloutz Рік тому +23

      She really did

    • @smut28
      @smut28 Рік тому +13

      Spot on my friend

  • @lou1958
    @lou1958 Рік тому +549

    Dave's excitement over the sharp-assed cookie went up substantially when he met the baker; everybody knows the rules. Ciao scusi.

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism Рік тому +31

      He wanted her cookie. Lol

    • @HikingTheSonora
      @HikingTheSonora Рік тому +26

      lmao the 'ciao scusi' made me laugh.
      I've been doing that to my friends since that episode and they hate it hahahahahahah

    • @migostock
      @migostock Рік тому +3

      scuuusi

    • @MikeC-nu7ty
      @MikeC-nu7ty Рік тому +6

      Don't blame him. She's beautiful.

    • @Win7ermu7e
      @Win7ermu7e 11 місяців тому

      Everyone knows it the acoopramahnts.

  • @christiansullivan94
    @christiansullivan94 Рік тому +399

    Lmao “ Kids show.. Blow my NOSE off” 🤣. Dave’s a good man; kept it PG in front of the kids

    • @xxxmagnifico
      @xxxmagnifico Рік тому +18

      Dave knows a lot about blowing his nose

    • @christiansullivan94
      @christiansullivan94 Рік тому

      @@xxxmagnifico 🤣. Everybody knows the rules

    • @stanvans3214
      @stanvans3214 Рік тому +4

      @@christiansullivan94 thank goodness Dave is an expert on noses and BLOW!!!!

    • @jaren4
      @jaren4 Рік тому +2

      HAHAHA. Even though he knew what he was doing and it was a joke it was still great 😂😂

    • @n3ptune.nix1e
      @n3ptune.nix1e Рік тому +1

      my friend was one of those kids

  • @foolsplay5880
    @foolsplay5880 Рік тому +480

    That baker might be the sweetest, prettiest gal in any pizza review.

    • @jloutz
      @jloutz Рік тому +9

      I believe you are correct

    • @90sdude37
      @90sdude37 Рік тому

      You mean girl ?

    • @tmjmccormack
      @tmjmccormack Рік тому +4

      Easily. M’Lady

    • @cobrian45
      @cobrian45 Рік тому +26

      Sorry, Debbie will always be the one.

    • @Cali_Bucs
      @Cali_Bucs Рік тому +16

      Dave couldn’t stop thinking about her cookie.

  • @tjshat5635
    @tjshat5635 Рік тому +164

    Mrs. Dante scores almost as high as high as her cookie does. Absolute smoke.

  • @BluegrassBackcountry
    @BluegrassBackcountry Рік тому +393

    In one episode he says “it’s a fair square” instead of a fair “score”, and said “accroupamants” instead of “accoutrements”. Freaking legend 🙃

    • @makaylaspade848
      @makaylaspade848 Рік тому +16

      I was hoping someone else caught that! lol "Accroupamants" Cia, Scuzi lol

    • @BODYBUILDERS_AGAINST_FEMINISM
      @BODYBUILDERS_AGAINST_FEMINISM Рік тому +31

      Judging a cookie by a book

    • @LabTech41
      @LabTech41 Рік тому +8

      Not even Little Carmine had such malapropisms.

    • @keirrennie7678
      @keirrennie7678 Рік тому +21

      He said napoleon instead of Neapolitan as well 😂

    • @dneuens
      @dneuens Рік тому +15

      Even called it a "Napoleon vibe" as opposed to Neapolitan.

  • @themidweekfixture5059
    @themidweekfixture5059 Рік тому +125

    Dante living the dream, got a nice pizza spot, free 9.6 rated cookies, and a 10/10 woman

    • @penguin12902
      @penguin12902 Рік тому +5

      Great smile and bakes a 9.6 cookie, wise man to lock her down!

  • @Woozlewuzzleable
    @Woozlewuzzleable Рік тому +376

    "If this doesn't flop on me", everybody knows Dave loves it hard.

  • @MrChumpus
    @MrChumpus Рік тому +397

    One gushing cookie baker. Dave made her day

    • @Mel-Miv-DeVoe
      @Mel-Miv-DeVoe Рік тому +3

      👀👀👀

    • @jfraz_7720
      @jfraz_7720 Рік тому +12

      @JT faxxxx , wifey vibes

    • @FatherofMan25
      @FatherofMan25 Рік тому +13

      She is so damned attractive.

    • @aegontargaryen573
      @aegontargaryen573 Рік тому +5

      Dave wants her cookie that’s why. That was a power move, she’s DMing him right now her “cookie recipe”

    • @SizzleJizz
      @SizzleJizz Рік тому +4

      Ya he didn't have to cuck the guy's wife good god Dave, stop saying "cookie". You're flooding her basement.

  • @Spentastic
    @Spentastic Рік тому +26

    The group photo at the end was the icing on the cake. That photo will probably get blown up and framed because these people know how important Dave’s approval is and are proud that he treated them with such respect. Dave Portnoy I salute you for paying such love and respect to top quality small business places like this one

  • @adellis24
    @adellis24 Рік тому +205

    "We're at Dante's, where are we?" Dave never knowing where he is presently located, everybody knows the rules.

    • @fishing9733
      @fishing9733 Рік тому +1

      Can’t blame him after thousands of reviews

    • @dix0n778
      @dix0n778 Рік тому

      "Adderall"

    • @SizzleJizz
      @SizzleJizz Рік тому +1

      One of the funniest comments ever

    • @mettelhed
      @mettelhed Рік тому

      When Dave hires a cameraman, that must be one of the listed duties along with "film horizontally"

    • @adellis24
      @adellis24 Рік тому

      @@mettelhed whenever someone/Dave films vertically it is an affront against civility

  • @ryanellison5221
    @ryanellison5221 Рік тому +46

    Mrs dante is phenomenal

  • @hankwilliams-hx9ww
    @hankwilliams-hx9ww Рік тому +90

    The cookie maker got a 10.0 smile! Dave can't stop thinking about her cookie. Everybody knows the rules. 💋

    • @BG1435q
      @BG1435q 2 місяці тому

      figure skating buddy. she cant have a 10.0 smile.

  • @michaelfromRhodeIsland
    @michaelfromRhodeIsland Рік тому +78

    Cookie maker needs her own tv show. A+

  • @YehoshuaD
    @YehoshuaD Рік тому +8

    Young hardworking Americans! Nice, kind, sincere people...

  • @gradybrowning3976
    @gradybrowning3976 Рік тому +47

    Dave really is a People’s person and for the Small Business Man, gotta love that! Everybody knows the rules!

  • @Oasys18
    @Oasys18 Рік тому +63

    That cookie looked so damn good. The size reminded me of those cookies we use to get at our elementary school back in the day, and those will always be a favorite of mine.

    • @MKB1L
      @MKB1L Рік тому +4

      At my school it was known as Big Cookie Tuesday
      Never forget….

    • @willg2324
      @willg2324 Рік тому +1

      Bruh everyday in second grade

    • @TeeterTuckin
      @TeeterTuckin Рік тому

      I stole one off the lunch line almost everyday for 2 years until I finally got caught.

    • @mikesweet5848
      @mikesweet5848 Рік тому

      Wtf schools yall going to that had huge ass cookies like that?

    • @tonygabagool
      @tonygabagool Рік тому +1

      Why does he say a rule is only one bite and then eats more? I don’t get it

  • @matthewbarnes6219
    @matthewbarnes6219 Рік тому +45

    "You can't judge a cookie by a book." 😅

  • @aliwantizu
    @aliwantizu Рік тому +22

    Can we also talk about the breads? The amazing cookie baker with the God Tier smile was standing behind some breads and WOW they looked awesome. Pizza looked better than the score given, but I like wood fired more than he does. The cookie certainly looked top tier. I'd go to this place every day and get a different cookie, then get a different bread, and get a pizza on the weekend...and yeah mostly just to see her God Tier smile. Phenomenal looking place all around.

  • @tomgiustra7087
    @tomgiustra7087 Рік тому +42

    Dave “Can’t stop thinking about the cookie” 🍪

  • @franciscodauria2034
    @franciscodauria2034 Рік тому +5

    Ayeeee Dante’s my old job, finally they get a shout. Loved working here and Dante & his family are amazing

  • @austizz1e
    @austizz1e Рік тому +107

    3:33 The cookie is not the only treat that blows Dave's nose off, everybody knows the rules

  • @kerbygator
    @kerbygator Рік тому +14

    I like Dave more and more here lately. He's getting really good at this shit.

  • @jeremyemer2740
    @jeremyemer2740 Рік тому +36

    7.7 pizza with a 9.6 cookie everybody knows the rules! Prez loves his coal fire 🍕

  • @brianshaker1885
    @brianshaker1885 Рік тому +4

    Theres a reason those two met each other. They probably make each other happy every day. Cooking with love.
    And making Neopolatan pizza is way harder, and for some real artisians thats the pizza.
    (Me personally, I'm with Dave, i prefer that thin crust well cooked pizza [Not a big fan of black chars]) but great pizza all the same.
    That place seems pretty world class.

  • @vantheman1238
    @vantheman1238 Рік тому +5

    Fair play to Dave he really promotes a business and gives his love when it is deserved. ❤

  • @mondoenterprises6710
    @mondoenterprises6710 Рік тому +20

    It's cookies, it's pizza, it's cheesesteak, it's meatballs! Dave is off the hook.

  • @garethhoyle351
    @garethhoyle351 Рік тому +4

    One of my favourite reviews for a long time!!

  • @all.day.day-dreamer
    @all.day.day-dreamer Рік тому +4

    This is awesome Dave. Thanks for all the support and love you these many hundreds of business's. Just think of all the customers your stealing away from the big pizza chains that don't deserve most of the customers they have. /SALUTE

  • @Lochnivar
    @Lochnivar Рік тому

    Man of the people. The more I watch your vids Dave, the more I warm to you - seems you're just a down to earth guy who knows good pizza.

  • @keithm1400
    @keithm1400 Рік тому +4

    LOVE the interaction... Bashfullness of those who have a great product! The wife blushing on the cookie, can only enjoy the human interaction!

  • @wouterhoogers2615
    @wouterhoogers2615 Рік тому +2

    what a great place. What a great people. It warmed my heart

  • @Publiclighthouse
    @Publiclighthouse Рік тому +16

    I don’t know what looked better, the baker or the cookie. They’re both winning.

  • @00carmichael
    @00carmichael Рік тому

    Love that you always take pics with folks!

  • @meatdamilkman
    @meatdamilkman Рік тому +6

    The kid saying "ow my nuts" at 4:11 is classic 😂

    • @armuk
      @armuk Рік тому +2

      LOL good catch

  • @Oheeeoh
    @Oheeeoh Рік тому +21

    If Dave keeps this pace up he'll be doing Ozempic reviews by the end of summer.

  • @QUINTtastic
    @QUINTtastic Рік тому +6

    What a nice review. Just wholesome. That pizza in the oven looked great.

  • @JMast
    @JMast Рік тому +2

    Gabrielle’s in Orange and RoseLand in Derby👍👍👍

  • @scottmcwave9479
    @scottmcwave9479 Рік тому +29

    Everybody knows Dave loves chocolate chip cookies!

  • @jmoney6900
    @jmoney6900 Рік тому +1

    They key to a good wood fire oven is time. U don’t eat pizza at a wood fire for lunch u need to eat in the evening so the oven can get up to temp. If 7.7 during the day maybe 8.1 in the evening

  • @MichaelBronnerLMHC
    @MichaelBronnerLMHC Рік тому +5

    Dave is down to earth.

  • @eddiecovell7572
    @eddiecovell7572 Рік тому +1

    Dave it's nice when you go in and socialize with the owners makes them feel good and 😊 Much 🙏 Respect my brother

  • @MrBlessed70
    @MrBlessed70 Рік тому +8

    Man,that Pizza looked really good!!

  • @williamtaylor5193
    @williamtaylor5193 Рік тому +1

    Great food and people at Dante's. Most would rate Dante's pizza higher.

  • @KillboFraggins
    @KillboFraggins Рік тому +3

    Got the smile perfected

  • @StewartLucrative
    @StewartLucrative Рік тому +1

    I don't know why, but when that kid said "I recommend coming here everyday" I burst out laughing 😂🤣

  • @enjoybagtimer
    @enjoybagtimer Рік тому +14

    One bite everybody knows dave hasn't done a review coked up in a long time

    • @sconartist
      @sconartist Рік тому +12

      Everybody nose the rules

  • @johnkovalicky3389
    @johnkovalicky3389 Рік тому +1

    My new favorite spot in New Canon Connecticut !!😮

  • @Oh_You_Know_
    @Oh_You_Know_ Рік тому +3

    The baker is a low key baddie

    • @Skellist
      @Skellist 9 місяців тому

      Nothing low key about it lol

  • @ericw9860
    @ericw9860 Рік тому +1

    Cookie Maker is GORGEOUS

  • @Ih8GoogleandApple
    @Ih8GoogleandApple Рік тому +4

    Mrs Dante should be modeling 🍪 with that smile! ❤

  • @gratephuldol
    @gratephuldol Рік тому +1

    4:50 "That's fine." Dante thought Dave was messing with him because he didn't know about his cookie fetish, but he legitimately just really loved that cookie lol

  • @mikenkk1
    @mikenkk1 Рік тому +8

    Every time he gets a cookie, the cookie gets a higher score than the pizza.

  • @camerondane04
    @camerondane04 Рік тому +4

    Cookie Girl’s smile made my week everybody knows the rules

  • @dpg0jod
    @dpg0jod Рік тому +1

    Accouterments. Great word! Love the videos!!

  • @1ftsports678
    @1ftsports678 Рік тому +5

    "I can't stop thinking about the cookie" We know Dave, we know.

  • @JD1964
    @JD1964 Рік тому +1

    Keep up the great work!

  • @jasbak5701
    @jasbak5701 Рік тому +6

    As crazy as Dave is, this is a wholesome thing going on lol

  • @nietcykablyat9998
    @nietcykablyat9998 Рік тому +2

    Look at her. I wouldnt stop thinking about how amazing her cookie tastes either

    • @VVeZoX
      @VVeZoX 10 днів тому

      is she good looking?

  • @Deathstar_TV
    @Deathstar_TV Рік тому +8

    One bite everyone knows, if you’re judging cookie by a book, it’s a fair square.

  • @seankershner3849
    @seankershner3849 Рік тому +1

    I'm a 47 y/o male that lives in Arizona. I used to live in CT and as a kid I was on a traveling baseball team and the New Canaan team ate our lunch every time. Any time I see the name 'New Canaan' I get a little salty.

  • @ahhhhhyeah
    @ahhhhhyeah Рік тому +4

    “Lil Napoleon vibe” Dave loves the short guys, everybody knows the rules.

    • @D.H.1987
      @D.H.1987 Рік тому

      Every-fucking-body

  • @lynneann9166
    @lynneann9166 Рік тому +1

    I love Dave. Deep down he's a good human.

  • @JP-jd5vz
    @JP-jd5vz Рік тому +6

    Dave was definitely fishing the wife with the, "best cookie" comment.

  • @HereinLA213_Original
    @HereinLA213_Original Рік тому +2

    Yes, the cookie baker chick is stunning...

  • @waynepreston542
    @waynepreston542 Рік тому +4

    Dave can't stop thinking about that cookie!

  • @keenanmcbreen7073
    @keenanmcbreen7073 Рік тому +2

    Good people with a good business getting some love, hell yea.

  • @MW_1420
    @MW_1420 Рік тому +4

    I still hear Ciao Scusi

  • @paulscillia1274
    @paulscillia1274 Рік тому +1

    Yo prez!!!! You missed one of the best in CT.... GGs pizza 🍕 Milford CT. You won't be disappointed sir...

  • @IdSuge
    @IdSuge Рік тому +7

    Always judge a cookie by a book. Everyone knows the rules.

    • @D.H.1987
      @D.H.1987 Рік тому +1

      Every-fucking-body

  • @davidh3023
    @davidh3023 Рік тому +1

    Dave changing lives. Every body knows the rules. Love him or hate him. He changes small business for the better.

  • @greggoldman2911
    @greggoldman2911 Рік тому +8

    Everybody knows the rules, we need a spinoff show Dave that is all chocolate chip cookie reviews.

  • @Dan_Boston
    @Dan_Boston Рік тому +1

    “Blow my nose off👃” way to clean it up 👏 lol

  • @jordangroff8978
    @jordangroff8978 Рік тому +7

    That woman is one beautiful cookie maker 😍

  • @brianjones9392
    @brianjones9392 Рік тому +1

    Great picture at the end.

  • @scottyb7979
    @scottyb7979 Рік тому +3

    Can't wait for the review of The Little Rendezvous in Meriden. The CT ones are just starting.

    • @tomcheese2045
      @tomcheese2045 Рік тому

      9.1? 😮

    • @MikeB85
      @MikeB85 Рік тому

      Olde World in Hamden too! Some good scores are coming

    • @jaykay6387
      @jaykay6387 Рік тому +1

      @@MikeB85 If Olde World doesn't get into the mid eights I'll be shocked, shocked I tell you!

    • @scottyb7979
      @scottyb7979 Рік тому

      @@tomcheese2045 that far away? You know?

  • @RES2345
    @RES2345 Рік тому +1

    Cookie: 9.6
    Cookie Maker: perfect 10

  • @Schacal6666
    @Schacal6666 Рік тому +9

    Dave is just the kindergarden hulk. He’s so good with kids.

  • @salvatorebandoliere9731
    @salvatorebandoliere9731 Рік тому +1

    You are such a gracious man. Good on you. Not only am I a pizza freak but more so a cookie guy. In fact, my last doggie was a ticked Beagle named Cookie. From jump street that looked like a good cookie. Perfectly browned and crispy. Loved this review!!!

  • @christianshaw9102
    @christianshaw9102 Рік тому +7

    Wife is a 10

  • @bandierrez
    @bandierrez Рік тому +1

    Try Christie’s. Rt 5. Wallingford. Great APizz and out of this world Detroit pie

  • @danielmullinr
    @danielmullinr Рік тому +4

    Can’t stop thinking about that cookie

  • @malek4888
    @malek4888 Рік тому +1

    Wholesome people

  • @RetailRipper
    @RetailRipper Рік тому +7

    kid show and reverts to "blow my nose off" lol. Mrs Dante tho 🔥

  • @jernigan007
    @jernigan007 Рік тому +2

    The wife is ADORABLE !

  • @Mrbrownstone1028
    @Mrbrownstone1028 Рік тому +3

    I’m about to cook me a Walmart $5 pizza. It’s huge and floppy

  • @blacksabbathmatters3365
    @blacksabbathmatters3365 Рік тому +2

    Blow my nose off.
    Dave has a 1 track mind.
    ❄️

  • @gbone2636
    @gbone2636 Рік тому +4

    Wow, Dante hit the jackpot. A gal that looks like that, AND makes a 9.6 cookie.

  • @jesuschrist194
    @jesuschrist194 Рік тому +2

    lmaooo beautiful, the smiles on everyone sheeesh hahaha, like a calendar cover or something

  • @HarshL
    @HarshL Рік тому +5

    Honestly looked like an 8.1 to me

    • @kaisguitars
      @kaisguitars Рік тому +1

      thought the same...

    • @boomah47
      @boomah47 Рік тому

      I thought he was generous, not even the best pizza in the town, 7.2 at best.

  • @jayharshaw
    @jayharshaw Рік тому

    That Cookie Maker/Michelle is absolutely GORGEOUS!!!!

  • @starkparker16
    @starkparker16 Рік тому +3

    Steve's probably not allowed to be that close to boys, everybody knows the rules.

  • @scottsmith1455
    @scottsmith1455 Рік тому

    Great staff picture!

  • @colman5132
    @colman5132 Рік тому +7

    Only one thing blows Dave's nose off, everybody knows the rules

  • @alainlalonde
    @alainlalonde Рік тому

    When he got to "accoutrements". I seriously had to pause it. Lol. Please make this a thing! And the explanation was on point. ;)
    #accoutrements

  • @eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696
    @eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696 Рік тому +3

    i like how its almost impossible to get into the 9s with a pizza, but then Dave rates almost every bonus review above 9,5 lmao

  • @nikkirobinson7168
    @nikkirobinson7168 Рік тому

    Dave's the man of the people great to see

  • @v8trax
    @v8trax Рік тому +21

    You guys got permission to shoot on my patio today?

    • @the_traveling_texan
      @the_traveling_texan Рік тому

      Lmao this reference made my day lol

    • @81afitz
      @81afitz Рік тому

      0.0!! lol

    • @austizz1e
      @austizz1e Рік тому

      LMAO, this comment will always show up randomly for the next 30 years

  • @sea_turtle_adventures
    @sea_turtle_adventures Рік тому

    Dave channeling Fred Durst - I can't stop thinking about the cookie. Hah Hah!

  • @jonbruce4930
    @jonbruce4930 Рік тому +5

    "Blow my nose off" we all know what's on Dave's mind