Barstool Pizza Review - Art Of Pizza (Chicago, IL) Bonus Live Carjacking

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  • Опубліковано 11 бер 2021
  • Dave reviews Art of Pizza, and is witness to a live carjacking while a street weirdo tries to give him a chicken sandwich.
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  • @kylefonda4580
    @kylefonda4580 3 роки тому +5744

    If it weren’t for the guy with McDonald’s this moment would have never been caught on camera. Dave should thank him

    • @kovy689
      @kovy689 3 роки тому +228

      And the criminal did it RIGHT in front of the police. Audacious.

    • @kovy689
      @kovy689 3 роки тому +7

      @UR DADDY Yup

    • @JimNortonsAlcoholism
      @JimNortonsAlcoholism 3 роки тому +173

      @@kovy689 Hit the police car and they didn't do shit LMAO

    • @cbuc6316
      @cbuc6316 3 роки тому +16

      If that happened in Florida.....

    • @garybuseyexperience4406
      @garybuseyexperience4406 3 роки тому +32

      Wait 5 minutes, it'll happen again.

  • @niukid89
    @niukid89 3 роки тому +4576

    As a native Chicagoan, that is one of the most Chicago things you guys could have witnessed.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 роки тому +97

      Or maybe a “hobo rape” on a Chicago bus or subway. That’s pretty common here too 👍🏼

    • @pdubzpyro
      @pdubzpyro 3 роки тому +12

      Facts. Theft of all kinds

    • @pdubzpyro
      @pdubzpyro 3 роки тому +7

      @@lionelhutz3142 eh, at 32.9 per year, I say overall theft at about 3000 a year is the winner. North America in general is the largest area of less rape and sexual assault cases. The ones they catch anyways. I do think about these numbers, which also would mean the same for other crime.

    • @joeldukes303
      @joeldukes303 3 роки тому +5

      Chicago eats it......

    • @jayquick6520
      @jayquick6520 3 роки тому +22

      I had the over on some classic Chicago gang violence

  • @declanhiggins7079
    @declanhiggins7079 2 роки тому +466

    6:13 “I don’t know what’s going on” ….. “you’re the weirdest part” made me spit my drink out hahahaha

    • @nuck-
      @nuck- 2 роки тому +24

      "i got a poke bowl in the car!" - "that's great...." immediately turns away HA

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 11 місяців тому +11

      lmao yep its always the ones that hang around that are the oddest part of the video

    • @maxwellekleberry9629
      @maxwellekleberry9629 6 місяців тому +1

      I was a little bit behind in the video scrolling through comments …. As I’m taking a sip of my drink I clicked your time stamp and spit my drink out through my nose I laughed so hard 😂

    • @declanhiggins7079
      @declanhiggins7079 6 місяців тому +1

      @@maxwellekleberry9629 I posted that comment a year ago and I’ve just re-watched the video,
      So god bless you for reminding me about it haha

    • @maxwellekleberry9629
      @maxwellekleberry9629 6 місяців тому +1

      @@declanhiggins7079 shit was so funny 😂

  • @ycombine1053
    @ycombine1053 2 роки тому +80

    The live carjacking right in front of the police might just be the most Chicago thing ever.

  • @Bandstand
    @Bandstand 3 роки тому +4694

    Someone steals a car and hits the police and Prez calls the chicken sandwich guy crazy 😂

    • @vshah1010
      @vshah1010 3 роки тому +111

      He said the McDonalds guy asking to taste the chicken sandwich is crazier than the carjacking. I would agree with that.

    • @thechosenoneforyou
      @thechosenoneforyou 3 роки тому +108

      Nah the chicken sandwich guy is wild. Carjacking happens and he starts talking bout how he has a poke bowl in his car

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 3 роки тому +32

      @@thechosenoneforyou ...that he's bringing to his "girlfriend."

    • @KM-mq1nv
      @KM-mq1nv 3 роки тому +2

      😂🤣

    • @gabagoo4547
      @gabagoo4547 3 роки тому +40

      He wasn’t crazy. I liked the gesture lol

  • @BoverdeseKnuttz
    @BoverdeseKnuttz 2 роки тому +2203

    As a newcomer to the Barstool Pizza reviews, I love how he’s always like “one bite everybody knows the rules”
    and then proceeds to demolish the entire slice lmao

    • @ADRzone
      @ADRzone 2 роки тому +150

      A single slice is considered "One Bite" as a metaphor! So the whole slice is "one bite", not a review from one actual bite... Hope you understood Dave's way.

    • @BoverdeseKnuttz
      @BoverdeseKnuttz 2 роки тому +230

      @@ADRzone I understand Dave’s way just about as much as I understand your comment. What a bizarrely nonsensical response that was my friend.

    • @ADRzone
      @ADRzone 2 роки тому +35

      @@BoverdeseKnuttz But yet that is the metaphor 🤷 things wont change because you can't understand them... Is a metaphor!

    • @Yahoozcraft
      @Yahoozcraft 2 роки тому +8

      @@ADRzone it’s actually cuz he knows in one bite of the pizza is atrocious and doesn’t need to take another bite

    • @spacecowboyj
      @spacecowboyj 2 роки тому +3

      @@BoverdeseKnuttz how rude

  • @steveg7066
    @steveg7066 2 роки тому +244

    A carjacking in front of someone recording something on the street and right in front of the cops... That is a criminal mastermind

    • @Big_AlMC
      @Big_AlMC 10 місяців тому +21

      Welcome to Shitcago

    • @markus7166
      @markus7166 9 місяців тому +7

      Multiple cameras recording, yet he doesn't appear on any of them. That's one lucky perp 😂

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt 7 місяців тому +6

      @@Big_AlMCback in the day we used to call it “Chiraq” 😂

    • @ThePulaskiPumper
      @ThePulaskiPumper 4 місяці тому +6

      And still no one in custody. That's chicago

    • @robertopistone1179
      @robertopistone1179 3 місяці тому +1

      That's Chicago in a nutshell.

  • @robertmaxwell2596
    @robertmaxwell2596 2 роки тому +513

    “I was actually taking it home for my girlfriend” Dave IMMEDIATELY bites into it before the guy changes his mind, everyone knows the rules.

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 Рік тому +5

      One bite everyone knows the rules 😂

    • @delsol2lowz
      @delsol2lowz 9 місяців тому

      Cops don't even try chasing him...wtf is going on with this country..they have given up on theft what's next

  • @ESerafini91
    @ESerafini91 3 роки тому +982

    “You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂😂

    • @thisguygrant
      @thisguygrant 3 роки тому +20

      the dude was weird he didn’t stop talkinh

    • @thisguygrant
      @thisguygrant 3 роки тому +11

      @MrCanela1000 maybe grow up and don’t live in a world where no ones mean

    • @tenorighteous1809
      @tenorighteous1809 3 роки тому +1

      @MrCanela1000 you people use that saying all the time. How can someone be a dick? I’ve never heard anyone say that before where I’m from

    • @sylvestercrowley8909
      @sylvestercrowley8909 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @spencerdreher7172
    @spencerdreher7172 3 роки тому +786

    “I don’t know what’s going on”
    “You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂

    • @cpagan0020
      @cpagan0020 3 роки тому +9

      Hahahahah that part was the best

    • @sylvestercrowley8909
      @sylvestercrowley8909 3 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣 gold

    • @jaunmirza8246
      @jaunmirza8246 3 роки тому +10

      This video makes no sense to me
      So many random events going on my mind is blown
      How is this even real
      And the teenager the f***k is he talkin,none of this makes sense 😂

    • @James-vj5hz
      @James-vj5hz 3 роки тому +12

      This review reminds me of the Joe & Pat's Pizzeria review. What a clusterfuck

    • @66vapor66
      @66vapor66 3 роки тому +6

      @@jaunmirza8246 hahaha i love the randomness of it all 😂😂 and el prez trying to register whats happening hahah

  • @Zdub811
    @Zdub811 10 місяців тому +88

    It’s been over 2 years and this is still the most legendary review Dave’s ever done.

    • @tigeruppercut2000
      @tigeruppercut2000 10 місяців тому +13

      Nope. Just been beaten by Dragon Pizza

    • @BigWesLawns
      @BigWesLawns 8 місяців тому +1

      Dave could do a top ten every year.

    • @whdbnrm3023
      @whdbnrm3023 7 місяців тому +5

      Joe and Pats has it beat

    • @KyFiGz
      @KyFiGz 6 місяців тому +2

      @@whdbnrm3023yup. Crazy lady, bleeding nose guy, gay couple who hates the place 😂

    • @whdbnrm3023
      @whdbnrm3023 6 місяців тому +1

      @@KyFiGz "I was nice enough to give you the idea" lol
      " Plastic machine " LMAO
      "Horrible place " ROFL
      " I fought In WW2 " TY "My pleasure" ROFLMAO Best review of all time. 9.5 Everybody knows the rules.

  • @BenjaminNelson-xy5yr
    @BenjaminNelson-xy5yr 7 місяців тому +21

    Authentic Chicago experience. Pizza and a carjacking.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 3 роки тому +2443

    welcome to chicago

    • @ChudLife
      @ChudLife 3 роки тому +5

      piss

    • @negahplz1156
      @negahplz1156 3 роки тому +76

      Not to worry, Kim fox will make sure that carjacker is safe and gets to go home on an I-Bond.

    • @sugreev2001
      @sugreev2001 3 роки тому +115

      Keep voting Democrats. It’s been 90 years, I think, so reach a 100 years. Media’s brainwashing has been a huge success in Chicago.

    • @wonderland7814
      @wonderland7814 3 роки тому +10

      one verified youtuber, everybody knows the rules

    • @urrealdadlolololol4204
      @urrealdadlolololol4204 3 роки тому +22

      I live in metro Detroit and id rather move to Detroit over Chicago. Fuck thst

  • @IronHorsey3
    @IronHorsey3 3 роки тому +2882

    That guy Alexander offered you on the street his girlfriend's new McDonald's chicken sandwich and you spit in the face of friendship.

    • @throlyhd9448
      @throlyhd9448 3 роки тому +262

      i know he treated him like a prick...... Dave is usually nicer than that... he must be sour about his Recent Trades with GME

    • @stephenjones7844
      @stephenjones7844 3 роки тому +53

      Alexander should mind his own business.

    • @xodz
      @xodz 3 роки тому +102

      They need to hire that guy for whatever fucking reason. Friendship was meant to happen there.

    • @radvydaspeciokas4556
      @radvydaspeciokas4556 3 роки тому +63

      Yea was thinking the same, Dave is an asshole to random people trying to be nice to him.

    • @Craigslist444
      @Craigslist444 3 роки тому +104

      @@radvydaspeciokas4556 maybe he doesn’t want everyone thinking they should run up into his videos asking him to eat.

  • @willyjf6193
    @willyjf6193 Рік тому +13

    Dude stole the car literally with police sitting right there lmao

  • @Rkenichi
    @Rkenichi Рік тому +33

    The fact that the renegade chicken sandwich gets an official review, 4.4 off the cuff is hilarious. Dave should just score everything he eats

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax 10 місяців тому

      Lmao i wouldn't be surprised if he does

  • @CharleenaPurcell
    @CharleenaPurcell 3 роки тому +729

    Frankie would have caught the carjacking on camera, everybody knows the rules

  • @armen_ar323
    @armen_ar323 3 роки тому +928

    This might be the most action-packed pizza review of all time.

    • @cameronhurst9971
      @cameronhurst9971 2 роки тому +91

      Joe and Pats

    • @9SecondStreetMustang
      @9SecondStreetMustang 2 роки тому +50

      I faught a war for yous!
      Thank you for your service..
      My pleasure!
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Majk314
      @Majk314 2 роки тому +26

      @@9SecondStreetMustang plastic machine here ?

    • @oldarthurmorgan6319
      @oldarthurmorgan6319 2 роки тому +14

      @@9SecondStreetMustang are you gonna offer me slice? Stop recording! me tell him to not record

    • @jaunmirza8246
      @jaunmirza8246 2 роки тому +10

      @@oldarthurmorgan6319 i was nice enough to give u that idea

  • @kpenn100
    @kpenn100 9 місяців тому +12

    one of those ever confident guys who leaves his engine running like he can do anything to stop it from getting stolen

  • @Immortal_BP
    @Immortal_BP 2 роки тому +18

    i like how the cops didnt chase the guy, he even hit their car lmao

  • @insidewrestling6640
    @insidewrestling6640 3 роки тому +546

    One car jacking in Chicago everybody knows Jack's Mafia is closing in on Dave.

    • @timthaloff4363
      @timthaloff4363 3 роки тому +4

      It was vehicle theft. A car jacking has to have someone in it.

    • @insidewrestling6640
      @insidewrestling6640 3 роки тому +20

      @@timthaloff4363 if dave's calling it a carjacking I'm calling it a carjacking everybody knows the rules 🤣🤣🤣

    • @elbob17
      @elbob17 3 роки тому +1

      4-Life

  • @joew694
    @joew694 3 роки тому +930

    One guy wearing a mask then basically french kisses a chicken sandwich half-eaten by a guy who had COVID 9 times, everybody knows the rules.

    • @InZamasuWeTrust
      @InZamasuWeTrust 3 роки тому +41

      I legit bursted out laughing 😂 🤣 💀

    • @jimduggan8962
      @jimduggan8962 3 роки тому +10

      Seriously wtf

    • @RandomShowerThoughts
      @RandomShowerThoughts 3 роки тому +5

      Lmfaoooooooo

    • @mrfritz2837
      @mrfritz2837 3 роки тому +49

      And he took a bite as close to Dave’s bite as possible, I thought he would at least take a bite from the other side, man he prolly finished the whole sandwich lol

    • @Brandon-bm6he
      @Brandon-bm6he 3 роки тому +50

      Imagine the poor girlfriend who now has Covid because her boyfriend shared some sloppy chicken with Pres

  • @ishmaelhope2516
    @ishmaelhope2516 Рік тому +14

    Dave's gift is that he makes regular people look like stars for a moment. But he couldn't do much with the chicken sandwich guy. 😆

  • @MIgardener
    @MIgardener 3 роки тому +2054

    One car for sale down in Mexico everyone knows he's not getting it back.

    • @cararen
      @cararen 3 роки тому +45

      Mexico wants trucks. Not cars

    • @MattyDundas
      @MattyDundas 3 роки тому +8

      didn't expect to see you here

    • @ThatGuy-qg4ww
      @ThatGuy-qg4ww 3 роки тому +8

      Cartels want trucks. Mexicans want vehicles

    • @cararen
      @cararen 3 роки тому +13

      @@ThatGuy-qg4ww they just steal them from their own people. No hassle .

    • @AtomicMushroomz
      @AtomicMushroomz 3 роки тому

      @@cararen what?

  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 3 роки тому +5278

    Wears a mask outside but shares the sandwich with someone he’s never met

    • @devinmoran59
      @devinmoran59 3 роки тому +170

      Merica!

    • @patriot7713
      @patriot7713 3 роки тому +279

      Everybody knows Dave already had Covid 14 times

    • @jameswillard1
      @jameswillard1 3 роки тому +109

      And then takes a bite of it after Dave bit into it 3 times 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @MrHazz0
      @MrHazz0 3 роки тому +100

      Sheep

    • @jameswillard1
      @jameswillard1 3 роки тому +6

      @@MrHazz0 who is sheep?

  • @ScotteM
    @ScotteM 11 місяців тому +8

    Dave was in Chicago 5 minutes and the city really showed itself

  • @aboveorbittv9633
    @aboveorbittv9633 2 роки тому +9

    “Too much talking” Lmaoo that had me cracking up. The smallest things that Dave does makes me roll

  • @ty0987ty
    @ty0987ty 3 роки тому +578

    Plot twist: Mcchicken kid was in on the carjacking.

  • @jasonm921
    @jasonm921 3 роки тому +257

    The cops were like, 'Do we go after the perp or wait until El Prez gives his score?'

    • @swiftslick
      @swiftslick 3 роки тому +2

      They’re transit cops, they don’t chase suspects dipshit. They clearly radioed in the call at 6:47.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 роки тому +14

      Wrong. They’re CPD with full police powers assigned to the Transit Unit. CPD or the Transit Unit is no longer allowed to chase. Period.

    • @barbaratyrrell9664
      @barbaratyrrell9664 2 роки тому +2

      The cops were probably in on the car jacking in Chicago!! Lol

    • @btnhstillfire
      @btnhstillfire 2 роки тому

      State law overrides city policy. They can chase. The state would not keep an officer from chasing down a car jacker. I live in Illinois. Chicago thinks its its own state and can make up new laws but they cant. The problem is the governor of the state is as corrupt as they come.

    • @hippyllamas
      @hippyllamas 2 роки тому +2

      @@barbaratyrrell9664 lmao deadass 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikemurphy8996
    @mikemurphy8996 2 роки тому +13

    I literally can’t watch these at night in bed because it makes me want pizza soooo bad. Damn some of these look so good.

  • @michaelfernandez3182
    @michaelfernandez3182 2 роки тому +6

    From the chicken sandwich dude, onward - This is absolutely hilarious

  • @JonStark117
    @JonStark117 3 роки тому +593

    No wonder there’s so much crime in Chicago...you can carjack a car right behind a cop...rear end them...and they won’t chase after you.😂💀

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 2 роки тому +46

      No kidding they outlawed police chases. Only for the most serious crimes can they chase.

    • @Dopeornope222
      @Dopeornope222 2 роки тому +23

      @@Appaddict01 - They also banned legally owning and carrying firearms in city limits. Look how well that's working out ! Murder capital of the U.S. The only people with guns are those who aren't concerned with the law, but if you follow gun laws there, you have no way to protect yourself from those who don't.

    • @timon20061995
      @timon20061995 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dopeornope222 I don't think that's how banning firearms work. No laws will work if the law enforcement don't make it work. City like NY are doing fine with banning firearms and it works great, lower east clean up 10years ago.

    • @Materva-hv6sz
      @Materva-hv6sz 2 роки тому +40

      They have to go respond to the 16 corpses found across the city first

    • @c.s.9427
      @c.s.9427 2 роки тому +7

      @@timon20061995 u think nyc is fine 😭😭

  • @MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf
    @MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf 3 роки тому +1283

    The guy who stole the carshould get his own show called One Jack where he steals cars and rates the cars ability in a getaway lmfaoooo

  • @benjaminsmythe8967
    @benjaminsmythe8967 Рік тому +178

    "I've got a pokeball in the car"
    "Alright, that's good".
    Hahaha. Dave is so done with the guy.

    • @bmak76
      @bmak76 Рік тому +45

      Poké bowl is what he said

    • @dominicparker6804
      @dominicparker6804 7 місяців тому +5

      Pokeball is the better answer

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 2 роки тому +8

    One kiss, everyone knows the rules spider.

  • @adaytoremember225
    @adaytoremember225 3 роки тому +327

    One Chicago carjacking, everyone knows winter is officially over.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 роки тому +4

      😎😂

    • @nastynate838
      @nastynate838 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @blitzkriegdiscord3366
      @blitzkriegdiscord3366 3 роки тому +4

      Robbing Season 🥸

    • @matt4122
      @matt4122 3 роки тому +1

      haha yeah except there's already 350 that happened so far this year.

    • @nasteel1188
      @nasteel1188 3 роки тому +2

      Shut yo mouth, this ain't Kansas. More like 5 a day since the beginning of 2021.

  • @Sam-jd9pr
    @Sam-jd9pr 3 роки тому +531

    One bite, everybody knows the cops were actually looking for a coked up pizza reviewer

  • @hellomoto5101
    @hellomoto5101 Рік тому +6

    One ride only, everybody knows the rules...

  • @davidasher3624
    @davidasher3624 10 місяців тому +7

    How the hell did I miss this one. This was epic! lmao

  • @adamw8469
    @adamw8469 3 роки тому +479

    Frankie would have got the whole carjacking on camera.

    • @kelseyknits
      @kelseyknits 3 роки тому +7

      what happened to frankie :(

    • @gasware4681
      @gasware4681 2 роки тому

      @@kelseyknits fr what happened to him man

    • @ClayTJohnson
      @ClayTJohnson 2 роки тому +3

      @@gasware4681 dead

    • @thallakai
      @thallakai 2 роки тому +2

      @@ClayTJohnson lmao no he isn't. He filmed all of the recent Toronto reviews.

    • @gloBrian
      @gloBrian 2 роки тому

      @@thallakai well wtf happened with him

  • @NiTiB3AT
    @NiTiB3AT 3 роки тому +870

    Best part is the cops or whatever they are didn’t even bother going after the guy

    • @lukemcniff6580
      @lukemcniff6580 3 роки тому +243

      "no chase" policy forbid them. i shit you not

    • @cameronk6100
      @cameronk6100 3 роки тому +25

      Probably bc they had to talk to the guy who got carjacked so incase they didn't get the carjacker then they have no info on who owns the car

    • @Ctwosrer
      @Ctwosrer 3 роки тому +50

      @@lukemcniff6580 police in chicago do NOT honor that no chase rule and if you actually live here then you know it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @31TDs1SZN
      @31TDs1SZN 3 роки тому +42

      Since the cop car got hit they have to stay at the scene of the accident or insurance won’t cover it

    • @MatTastic209
      @MatTastic209 3 роки тому +104

      Why would they? So they can get shot and have to defend themselves and then get labeled as a racist white supremacist? If I was a cop now, I'd be saying f*ck them crimes!

  • @Doc-Holiblaze
    @Doc-Holiblaze Місяць тому

    "Can you go out? No." I felt that. Hits home.

  • @chavalider
    @chavalider 2 роки тому +3

    I seriously salivate when I watch his pizza videos - they’re my after work/pre dinner videos I watch

  • @rob111094
    @rob111094 3 роки тому +276

    Strange guy: "It's evidence!"
    Dave: "Ya think it's evidence?"

  • @LoveVanita
    @LoveVanita 3 роки тому +376

    Spider’s self esteem dropping with every pizza review 🥲

    • @xosammyb
      @xosammyb 2 роки тому +1

      fuck spider, daves gf is doing a better job

    • @alexanderm8975
      @alexanderm8975 2 роки тому +11

      fr like be nice bruh

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 11 місяців тому +4

      whys he standing so damn close lmao

  • @spick625
    @spick625 2 роки тому +1

    The cops not asking all the ppl recording for help is the best part. Fucking amazing

  • @VenezuelaNow
    @VenezuelaNow 10 місяців тому +2

    I love the causal you're in my face... Dave has a truly unique way to interact with his staff...

  • @Hellomynameisjimi
    @Hellomynameisjimi 3 роки тому +222

    "I literally said no. I'm like I don't want to try it. HE'S IN MY ASSHOLE being like yeah you do." Best part of the video.😂😂

    • @zali6370
      @zali6370 3 роки тому +10

      I know dave is such a douche bag 😂

  • @JebemTiZivot
    @JebemTiZivot 4 місяці тому +2

    “You’re so close to me Spider! Its like you wanna kiss me or something”😂

  • @zero-ol2nt
    @zero-ol2nt 3 роки тому +65

    Random chicken sandwich guy during a carjacking in the background "idk what's going on" Dave's response "You are the weirdest part of it" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @L3SSTH4NL33T
    @L3SSTH4NL33T 7 днів тому +1

    Jacking a car in front of rolling cameras and a police car is actually insane behavior

  • @lowlifefilms4277
    @lowlifefilms4277 Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂the part where the camera guy kept getting too close was killing me😂😂😂

  • @johnnyb5534
    @johnnyb5534 3 роки тому +101

    How jaded do you have to be as a cop to have a car jacking happen literally 10 feet away from you, peel out through traffic, hit the back of your squad car, and you barely even lift your head up lol

    • @ojuLzo
      @ojuLzo 3 роки тому +36

      They police in one of the highest murder rate cities in America. You think they flinch for anything below a double homicide you tripping

    • @nealm6764
      @nealm6764 3 роки тому +27

      I wouldn't do squat either. If things go bad and you have to shoot you will go to prison and your city will burn.

    • @goose_ganja7007
      @goose_ganja7007 3 роки тому +6

      @@nealm6764 LOL Yea that is a good point. Didn't even consider that. #BlackLiveMaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttturdblahhhhhh fart

    • @JonBonesJones84
      @JonBonesJones84 3 роки тому +15

      Did you see how they vilified the Minnesota cops? Why would any cop want any part of actually enforcing the law, when everyone has their phone out, recording your every move?

    • @goose_ganja7007
      @goose_ganja7007 3 роки тому +9

      @@JonBonesJones84 Yeah. Not all people vilify the police. Unfortunately those peoples thoughts and voices are being censored by the media and tech companies. If that doesn't work they are censored by their own people being labeled a "racist" or "alt right". Shits fucking creepy right.

  • @chicagojason773
    @chicagojason773 3 роки тому +48

    You now know how real Chicago is when you witness a carjacking while doing a Pizza Review for a sandwich.

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 11 місяців тому +2

      Yep real sad. Put a minefield around it and require passports to leave

  • @cremedelecouch
    @cremedelecouch 10 місяців тому +2

    lol the cops look like local theater actors playing cops

  • @ernestt5703
    @ernestt5703 3 місяці тому

    The random things that happen in these videos sometimes adds more to the entertainment value. They just keep it rolling and go with the flow lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @Sco3000
    @Sco3000 3 роки тому +329

    One local can't take a hint, everyone knows the car thief got away.

    • @wjkrug
      @wjkrug 3 роки тому +30

      Two reasons to hate Chicago in one review

    • @b1gbuck
      @b1gbuck 3 роки тому +3

      @@wjkrug chiraq

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 роки тому +3

      Crime...and the “Art of Pizza” absolutely sucks 😂

  • @xXJMZJrXx
    @xXJMZJrXx 3 роки тому +57

    “I don’t know whats going on right now” “your the weirdest part of it”

  • @nicholasbrown5511
    @nicholasbrown5511 2 роки тому +40

    I love how Dave always says if you eat a deep dish, even a bit of it, you’ll be on the toilet for weeks. Just last night I ate two medium deep dish pizzas to myself 😂

    • @TrentMcNary420
      @TrentMcNary420 Рік тому +1

      Oh Nelly I'm sure your husband won't enjoy the noises coming from your guys bathroom

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 11 місяців тому

      jesus dude lol

    • @deathmetalpagan
      @deathmetalpagan 10 місяців тому +8

      Have you rejoined society or still on the toilet?

    • @smokayman
      @smokayman 9 місяців тому

      I mean... have you seen the mayor of Chicago??

  • @mishagermanovich
    @mishagermanovich 10 місяців тому +1

    4:13 “that was a good call by me” lolol

  • @nixon413
    @nixon413 3 роки тому +50

    "I've got a poke bowl in the car right now"
    "Alright that's good"

    • @JSalonsky
      @JSalonsky 2 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @JSalonsky
      @JSalonsky 2 роки тому +1

      New Yorker talking to an LA person

  • @paulcorreggio4925
    @paulcorreggio4925 3 роки тому +337

    One car jacking, everybody knows the rules...

    • @brianf.9117
      @brianf.9117 3 роки тому +3

      One carjacking every other minute, everybody knows the rules

    • @GrahamMcKinnon
      @GrahamMcKinnon 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂 got me with that one

    • @jaygee5874
      @jaygee5874 3 роки тому +3

      One conspiracy to assassinate the pres everyone knows the revolution .

    • @CharleenaPurcell
      @CharleenaPurcell 3 роки тому

      Who does that in back of a cop car..

    • @jeremylambel1396
      @jeremylambel1396 3 роки тому

      That’s Chicago for ya

  • @aeroAdvocate
    @aeroAdvocate 10 місяців тому +2

    This is one of the best reviews they ever did. I'm literally on the floor.

  • @bruceaskew2107
    @bruceaskew2107 9 місяців тому +3

    Alex made himself a special guest 🤣💯

  • @joaosimoesdecarvalho8096
    @joaosimoesdecarvalho8096 3 роки тому +82

    One pair of paper hands struggling to open the box, everyone knows the rules

  • @johnnyinchi66
    @johnnyinchi66 3 роки тому +295

    Dave is a magnet for content - literal human magnet

    • @differentkid1313
      @differentkid1313 2 роки тому +6

      Although I do agree with you that Dave is a content magnet but I’m from Chicago and I see something like this happen every other day

  • @MrVacuumBrainBimbo
    @MrVacuumBrainBimbo 6 місяців тому

    "Spider, just let me do my thing here" has slayed me, holy shit

  • @markmurphy3177
    @markmurphy3177 9 місяців тому +2

    One carjacking, everybody knows the rules

  • @joedirt4579
    @joedirt4579 3 роки тому +101

    Chicago is basically GTA, not surprising that we saw a live carjacking here

    • @timweb1510
      @timweb1510 3 роки тому +14

      Shitcago a dump

    • @jd42305
      @jd42305 3 роки тому +12

      Except in GTA the cops would've actually given chase.

    • @goose_ganja7007
      @goose_ganja7007 3 роки тому +11

      @@jd42305 LOL I know right. The one thing I noticed was that chick cop just stands there in shock. Chigao PD fuckn stink.

    • @qanderson4968
      @qanderson4968 3 роки тому +4

      @@goose_ganja7007 That was transit police lol they weren’t gonna do shit anyway

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 3 роки тому +7

      @@goose_ganja7007 they look like parking cops they aren’t getting paid to chase car jackers lol

  • @farmergeorge6885
    @farmergeorge6885 3 роки тому +208

    One surprise half-eaten chicken sandwich, everyone knows he's getting dumped.

    • @VVeZoX
      @VVeZoX 3 роки тому +1

      getting dumped for what? it’s not like she ordered it or even knows he got it

    • @Jake-vr3tn
      @Jake-vr3tn 3 роки тому +1

      Lmaoooo hilarious

  • @maknavickas
    @maknavickas 9 місяців тому +3

    How Dave is able to stay in the perfect Adderall, cocaine, and booze mixed stupor that creates the perfect level of entertainment value really is amazing. The bit of just assuming you know the name of a strangers dog is just amazing.

  • @Gullibledino222
    @Gullibledino222 5 місяців тому

    The first thing he said: “you’re a little too close, no?” I DIEDDDDDD😂😂😂😂

  • @Koreatn
    @Koreatn 3 роки тому +282

    Introducing yourself by your full name, "Alexander", instead of just "Alex" is an all time psychopath move.

    • @MikeChamp
      @MikeChamp 3 роки тому +7

      I introduce myself as Michael when I meet chicks at a bar or something. I go with Mike in every other scenario though.

    • @likedcascade6625
      @likedcascade6625 3 роки тому +19

      @@MikeChamp yeah well Michael isn't 4 syllables.

    • @bluetextonwhitebg
      @bluetextonwhitebg 3 роки тому +5

      i dunno. i've heard he's pretty great.

    • @G3Paintball3r
      @G3Paintball3r 3 роки тому +4

      @@MikeChamp oh wowwww look at this cool guy! A real ladies man, boys! Watch out!

    • @MikeChamp
      @MikeChamp 3 роки тому +8

      @@G3Paintball3r you don't meet girls when you go out? The fuck are you doing then?

  • @jackcarro09
    @jackcarro09 3 роки тому +45

    Why can I not stop watching these pizza reviews so addictive

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 11 місяців тому

      facts lol

    • @beatnik6806
      @beatnik6806 10 місяців тому

      I don't know and I live literally other side of the planet so it's not like I'm ever going to visit these places 😂 Only make me grave good American or Italian pizza.

  • @GiraffeFeatures
    @GiraffeFeatures Рік тому +1

    3:55 Dave using all 3 of his brain cells to come up with the name 'wiggles', everybody knows the rules.

  • @blankname6629
    @blankname6629 День тому

    Carjacking right behind a cop car. That is a bold carjacker

  • @SlimIsAMenace
    @SlimIsAMenace 3 роки тому +117

    One car jacker caught on camera, Kim Foxx won't press charges, everyone knows the rules.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 роки тому +17

      Spot on! And she will get re-elected.

    • @ZeroFreeze
      @ZeroFreeze 3 роки тому +1

      Reason cops didn't even try to chase.

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 2 роки тому +1

      Lionel Hutz She stayed in by like 100 votes.🤬

  • @Reefermadness1707
    @Reefermadness1707 3 роки тому +20

    He went home and framed that chicken sandwich “biten by prez”

  • @keenanmcbreen7073
    @keenanmcbreen7073 2 роки тому +1

    One bite of this mystery mcdonalds spicy chicken while crimes are committed feet away, everybody knows the rules.

  • @jaelynnholloman4260
    @jaelynnholloman4260 10 місяців тому +1

    Gotta love Chicago carjacking in front of the cops hit and run the cops and the cops just chill lol

  • @rustyshackleford3371
    @rustyshackleford3371 2 роки тому +1549

    Imaging living in such a shithole that you get carjacked literally in front of the cops and it's just that nonchalant. The only person who seemed to care was Dave!

    • @dabearslive9605
      @dabearslive9605 2 роки тому +254

      City is a reflection of its leadership at the top.

    • @thecookandthecookie3593
      @thecookandthecookie3593 2 роки тому +1

      Haha

    • @Mike_Dubayou
      @Mike_Dubayou 2 роки тому +15

      @Sebastain Peterson you clearly haven’t been to Chicago 😂

    • @nonethelessfirst8519
      @nonethelessfirst8519 2 роки тому +9

      Cities are the downfall of humanity everything wrong with life today. They are destroying the planet and blame rural areas for voting against them killing the rural areas industries, but such is life now for awhile at least.

    • @ghostballs1874
      @ghostballs1874 2 роки тому +40

      Isn’t that where Obama was a leader originally lol

  • @auh11
    @auh11 2 роки тому +37

    Alexander setting his own rules on McDonald’s chicken sandwiches 😂😂

  • @adamheck8367
    @adamheck8367 Рік тому

    Lmao hes eating chicken from mcdonalds with a car jacking going on . . .pur chaos, love it

  • @alekmontemayor1423
    @alekmontemayor1423 Рік тому +1

    “I think this is thin crust actually” I thought he was an expert 😂

  • @bigern_
    @bigern_ 3 роки тому +12

    “You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂 💀

  • @R0gue0ne
    @R0gue0ne 3 роки тому +92

    Dave eating deep dish is like watching a grey hound eat custard through a tennis racquet...

    • @martydrooo
      @martydrooo 10 місяців тому +5

      Lmao wtf

    • @JEspo83
      @JEspo83 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

  • @oniongummy8969
    @oniongummy8969 10 місяців тому

    *WIGGLES*
    “A good call by me,”
    Every Alfred knows to wiggle

  • @jimmelay71
    @jimmelay71 10 місяців тому +1

    "One Bite" brought to you by the Chicago Board of Tourism.

  • @66vapor66
    @66vapor66 3 роки тому +21

    I love dave’s nonchalant swagger! Arguing about bullshit you know, having a good time, eating pizza, randomly say “ey frankie!”

  • @welshjimbob1
    @welshjimbob1 3 роки тому +23

    From thin style not being Dave’s favourite of the two pizzas, to Alexandra the great of mouth, then to a mental carjacking hit and run. This is why we all love ONE BITE. Couldn’t write that 😂😂😂

  • @jacobh674
    @jacobh674 Рік тому +1

    The fact that you can car jack someone with the cops 10 feet away is the reason why crime is out of control.

  • @lucasblanchard47
    @lucasblanchard47 2 роки тому +1

    4:30 “That guy came.” 🤣

  • @DieselJLUx2
    @DieselJLUx2 2 роки тому +26

    I love how he just says to the guy, “okay that’s good” and then completely ignores him. Hahaha

  • @thedannygarciashow4756
    @thedannygarciashow4756 3 роки тому +4

    Carjackings are up 400% here in Chi-town....not surprised you caught one on camera honestly

  • @sarttee
    @sarttee 5 місяців тому

    " Welcome to Chicago, enjoy the Pizza, and thanks for the car. "

  • @youwebz
    @youwebz 7 місяців тому +1

    This makes 2021 Chicago look safe AF compared to 2023 Chicago..

  • @guruvideos6813
    @guruvideos6813 3 роки тому +179

    One guy giving away his girlfriend's chicken sandwich. Everyone knows the car is the only thing getting jacked tonight.

  • @Pollyform01
    @Pollyform01 3 роки тому +216

    One close spider, everyone knows the pres has arachnophobia..

    • @treypelham5515
      @treypelham5515 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao!

    • @peartdahurt
      @peartdahurt 3 роки тому

      Yo I have such bad arachnophobia that I jumped when I read the first part of your comment hahaha.

  • @michaelcoffman6873
    @michaelcoffman6873 9 місяців тому +1

    2 years ago and somehow crime in Chicago has gotten worse. 😂

  • @crackerbarrelkid-52
    @crackerbarrelkid-52 Місяць тому

    Comedian Dave has to be my favourite Dave.