Barstool Pizza Review - Art Of Pizza (Chicago, IL) Bonus Live Carjacking

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  • @kylefonda4580
    @kylefonda4580 3 роки тому +5935

    If it weren’t for the guy with McDonald’s this moment would have never been caught on camera. Dave should thank him

    • @kovy689
      @kovy689 3 роки тому +240

      And the criminal did it RIGHT in front of the police. Audacious.

    • @kovy689
      @kovy689 3 роки тому +7

      @UR DADDY Yup

    • @JimNortonsAlcoholism
      @JimNortonsAlcoholism 3 роки тому +183

      @@kovy689 Hit the police car and they didn't do shit LMAO

    • @cbuc6316
      @cbuc6316 3 роки тому +17

      If that happened in Florida.....

    • @garybuseyexperience4406
      @garybuseyexperience4406 3 роки тому +35

      Wait 5 minutes, it'll happen again.

  • @niukid89
    @niukid89 3 роки тому +4696

    As a native Chicagoan, that is one of the most Chicago things you guys could have witnessed.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 роки тому +100

      Or maybe a “hobo rape” on a Chicago bus or subway. That’s pretty common here too 👍🏼

    • @pdubzpyro
      @pdubzpyro 3 роки тому +13

      Facts. Theft of all kinds

    • @pdubzpyro
      @pdubzpyro 3 роки тому +7

      @@lionelhutz3142 eh, at 32.9 per year, I say overall theft at about 3000 a year is the winner. North America in general is the largest area of less rape and sexual assault cases. The ones they catch anyways. I do think about these numbers, which also would mean the same for other crime.

    • @joeldukes303
      @joeldukes303 3 роки тому +5

      Chicago eats it......

    • @jayquick6520
      @jayquick6520 3 роки тому +22

      I had the over on some classic Chicago gang violence

  • @Bandstand
    @Bandstand 3 роки тому +4826

    Someone steals a car and hits the police and Prez calls the chicken sandwich guy crazy 😂

    • @vshah1010
      @vshah1010 3 роки тому +111

      He said the McDonalds guy asking to taste the chicken sandwich is crazier than the carjacking. I would agree with that.

    • @thechosenoneforyou
      @thechosenoneforyou 3 роки тому +110

      Nah the chicken sandwich guy is wild. Carjacking happens and he starts talking bout how he has a poke bowl in his car

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 3 роки тому +33

      @@thechosenoneforyou ...that he's bringing to his "girlfriend."

    • @KM-mq1nv
      @KM-mq1nv 3 роки тому +2

      😂🤣

    • @gabagoo4547
      @gabagoo4547 3 роки тому +40

      He wasn’t crazy. I liked the gesture lol

  • @declanhiggins7079
    @declanhiggins7079 2 роки тому +555

    6:13 “I don’t know what’s going on” ….. “you’re the weirdest part” made me spit my drink out hahahaha

    • @nuck-
      @nuck- 2 роки тому +25

      "i got a poke bowl in the car!" - "that's great...." immediately turns away HA

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Рік тому +15

      lmao yep its always the ones that hang around that are the oddest part of the video

    • @maxwellekleberry9629
      @maxwellekleberry9629 10 місяців тому +1

      I was a little bit behind in the video scrolling through comments …. As I’m taking a sip of my drink I clicked your time stamp and spit my drink out through my nose I laughed so hard 😂

    • @declanhiggins7079
      @declanhiggins7079 10 місяців тому +2

      @@maxwellekleberry9629 I posted that comment a year ago and I’ve just re-watched the video,
      So god bless you for reminding me about it haha

    • @maxwellekleberry9629
      @maxwellekleberry9629 10 місяців тому +1

      @@declanhiggins7079 shit was so funny 😂

  • @ycombine1053
    @ycombine1053 2 роки тому +142

    The live carjacking right in front of the police might just be the most Chicago thing ever.

  • @ESerafini91
    @ESerafini91 3 роки тому +1007

    “You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂😂

    • @thisguygrant
      @thisguygrant 3 роки тому +22

      the dude was weird he didn’t stop talkinh

    • @thisguygrant
      @thisguygrant 3 роки тому +11

      @MrCanela1000 maybe grow up and don’t live in a world where no ones mean

    • @tenorighteous1809
      @tenorighteous1809 3 роки тому +1

      @MrCanela1000 you people use that saying all the time. How can someone be a dick? I’ve never heard anyone say that before where I’m from

    • @sylvestercrowley8909
      @sylvestercrowley8909 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @BoverdeseKnuttz
    @BoverdeseKnuttz 3 роки тому +2260

    As a newcomer to the Barstool Pizza reviews, I love how he’s always like “one bite everybody knows the rules”
    and then proceeds to demolish the entire slice lmao

    • @ADRzone
      @ADRzone 3 роки тому +153

      A single slice is considered "One Bite" as a metaphor! So the whole slice is "one bite", not a review from one actual bite... Hope you understood Dave's way.

    • @BoverdeseKnuttz
      @BoverdeseKnuttz 3 роки тому +232

      @@ADRzone I understand Dave’s way just about as much as I understand your comment. What a bizarrely nonsensical response that was my friend.

    • @ADRzone
      @ADRzone 3 роки тому +35

      @@BoverdeseKnuttz But yet that is the metaphor 🤷 things wont change because you can't understand them... Is a metaphor!

    • @Yahoozcraft
      @Yahoozcraft 3 роки тому +8

      @@ADRzone it’s actually cuz he knows in one bite of the pizza is atrocious and doesn’t need to take another bite

    • @spacecowboyj
      @spacecowboyj 2 роки тому +3

      @@BoverdeseKnuttz how rude

  • @robertmaxwell2596
    @robertmaxwell2596 2 роки тому +548

    “I was actually taking it home for my girlfriend” Dave IMMEDIATELY bites into it before the guy changes his mind, everyone knows the rules.

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 2 роки тому +6

      One bite everyone knows the rules 😂

    • @delsol2lowz
      @delsol2lowz Рік тому

      Cops don't even try chasing him...wtf is going on with this country..they have given up on theft what's next

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 3 роки тому +2455

    welcome to chicago

    • @ChudLife
      @ChudLife 3 роки тому +5

      piss

    • @negahplz1156
      @negahplz1156 3 роки тому +76

      Not to worry, Kim fox will make sure that carjacker is safe and gets to go home on an I-Bond.

    • @sugreev2001
      @sugreev2001 3 роки тому +116

      Keep voting Democrats. It’s been 90 years, I think, so reach a 100 years. Media’s brainwashing has been a huge success in Chicago.

    • @wonderland7814
      @wonderland7814 3 роки тому +10

      one verified youtuber, everybody knows the rules

    • @urrealdadlolololol4204
      @urrealdadlolololol4204 3 роки тому +22

      I live in metro Detroit and id rather move to Detroit over Chicago. Fuck thst

  • @CharleenaPurcell
    @CharleenaPurcell 3 роки тому +746

    Frankie would have caught the carjacking on camera, everybody knows the rules

  • @spencerdreher7172
    @spencerdreher7172 3 роки тому +816

    “I don’t know what’s going on”
    “You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂

    • @cpagan0020
      @cpagan0020 3 роки тому +9

      Hahahahah that part was the best

    • @sylvestercrowley8909
      @sylvestercrowley8909 3 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣 gold

    • @ACurioussCat
      @ACurioussCat 3 роки тому +10

      This video makes no sense to me
      So many random events going on my mind is blown
      How is this even real
      And the teenager the f***k is he talkin,none of this makes sense 😂

    • @James-vj5hz
      @James-vj5hz 3 роки тому +12

      This review reminds me of the Joe & Pat's Pizzeria review. What a clusterfuck

    • @66vapor66
      @66vapor66 3 роки тому +6

      @@ACurioussCat hahaha i love the randomness of it all 😂😂 and el prez trying to register whats happening hahah

  • @Zdub811
    @Zdub811 Рік тому +94

    It’s been over 2 years and this is still the most legendary review Dave’s ever done.

    • @tigeruppercut2000
      @tigeruppercut2000 Рік тому +13

      Nope. Just been beaten by Dragon Pizza

    • @BigWesLawns
      @BigWesLawns Рік тому +1

      Dave could do a top ten every year.

    • @whdbnrm3023
      @whdbnrm3023 11 місяців тому +5

      Joe and Pats has it beat

    • @KyFiGz
      @KyFiGz 10 місяців тому +2

      @@whdbnrm3023yup. Crazy lady, bleeding nose guy, gay couple who hates the place 😂

    • @whdbnrm3023
      @whdbnrm3023 10 місяців тому +1

      @@KyFiGz "I was nice enough to give you the idea" lol
      " Plastic machine " LMAO
      "Horrible place " ROFL
      " I fought In WW2 " TY "My pleasure" ROFLMAO Best review of all time. 9.5 Everybody knows the rules.

  • @JonStark117
    @JonStark117 3 роки тому +631

    No wonder there’s so much crime in Chicago...you can carjack a car right behind a cop...rear end them...and they won’t chase after you.😂💀

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 3 роки тому +48

      No kidding they outlawed police chases. Only for the most serious crimes can they chase.

    • @Dopeornope222
      @Dopeornope222 3 роки тому +23

      @@Appaddict01 - They also banned legally owning and carrying firearms in city limits. Look how well that's working out ! Murder capital of the U.S. The only people with guns are those who aren't concerned with the law, but if you follow gun laws there, you have no way to protect yourself from those who don't.

    • @timon20061995
      @timon20061995 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dopeornope222 I don't think that's how banning firearms work. No laws will work if the law enforcement don't make it work. City like NY are doing fine with banning firearms and it works great, lower east clean up 10years ago.

    • @Materva-hv6sz
      @Materva-hv6sz 3 роки тому +42

      They have to go respond to the 16 corpses found across the city first

    • @c.s.9427
      @c.s.9427 3 роки тому +7

      @@timon20061995 u think nyc is fine 😭😭

  • @MIgardener
    @MIgardener 3 роки тому +2068

    One car for sale down in Mexico everyone knows he's not getting it back.

    • @cararen
      @cararen 3 роки тому +45

      Mexico wants trucks. Not cars

    • @MattyDundas
      @MattyDundas 3 роки тому +8

      didn't expect to see you here

    • @ThatGuy-qg4ww
      @ThatGuy-qg4ww 3 роки тому +8

      Cartels want trucks. Mexicans want vehicles

    • @cararen
      @cararen 3 роки тому +13

      @@ThatGuy-qg4ww they just steal them from their own people. No hassle .

    • @AtomicMushroomz
      @AtomicMushroomz 3 роки тому

      @@cararen what?

  • @armen_ar323
    @armen_ar323 3 роки тому +940

    This might be the most action-packed pizza review of all time.

    • @cameronhurst9971
      @cameronhurst9971 2 роки тому +91

      Joe and Pats

    • @9SecondStreetMustang
      @9SecondStreetMustang 2 роки тому +51

      I faught a war for yous!
      Thank you for your service..
      My pleasure!
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Majk314
      @Majk314 2 роки тому +27

      @@9SecondStreetMustang plastic machine here ?

    • @oldarthurmorgan6319
      @oldarthurmorgan6319 2 роки тому +14

      @@9SecondStreetMustang are you gonna offer me slice? Stop recording! me tell him to not record

    • @ACurioussCat
      @ACurioussCat 2 роки тому +10

      @@oldarthurmorgan6319 i was nice enough to give u that idea

  • @steveg7066
    @steveg7066 2 роки тому +279

    A carjacking in front of someone recording something on the street and right in front of the cops... That is a criminal mastermind

    • @Big_AlMC
      @Big_AlMC Рік тому +24

      Welcome to Shitcago

    • @markus7166
      @markus7166 Рік тому +7

      Multiple cameras recording, yet he doesn't appear on any of them. That's one lucky perp 😂

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt 11 місяців тому +6

      @@Big_AlMCback in the day we used to call it “Chiraq” 😂

    • @ThePulaskiPumper
      @ThePulaskiPumper 8 місяців тому +8

      And still no one in custody. That's chicago

    • @robertopistone1179
      @robertopistone1179 7 місяців тому +1

      That's Chicago in a nutshell.

  • @joew694
    @joew694 3 роки тому +989

    One guy wearing a mask then basically french kisses a chicken sandwich half-eaten by a guy who had COVID 9 times, everybody knows the rules.

    • @InZamasuWeTrust
      @InZamasuWeTrust 3 роки тому +44

      I legit bursted out laughing 😂 🤣 💀

    • @jimduggan8962
      @jimduggan8962 3 роки тому +10

      Seriously wtf

    • @RandomShowerThoughts
      @RandomShowerThoughts 3 роки тому +5

      Lmfaoooooooo

    • @mrfritz2837
      @mrfritz2837 3 роки тому +54

      And he took a bite as close to Dave’s bite as possible, I thought he would at least take a bite from the other side, man he prolly finished the whole sandwich lol

    • @Brandon-bm6he
      @Brandon-bm6he 3 роки тому +52

      Imagine the poor girlfriend who now has Covid because her boyfriend shared some sloppy chicken with Pres

  • @insidewrestling6640
    @insidewrestling6640 3 роки тому +551

    One car jacking in Chicago everybody knows Jack's Mafia is closing in on Dave.

    • @timthaloff4363
      @timthaloff4363 3 роки тому +4

      It was vehicle theft. A car jacking has to have someone in it.

    • @insidewrestling6640
      @insidewrestling6640 3 роки тому +20

      @@timthaloff4363 if dave's calling it a carjacking I'm calling it a carjacking everybody knows the rules 🤣🤣🤣

  • @IronHorsey3
    @IronHorsey3 3 роки тому +2948

    That guy Alexander offered you on the street his girlfriend's new McDonald's chicken sandwich and you spit in the face of friendship.

    • @throlyhd9448
      @throlyhd9448 3 роки тому +265

      i know he treated him like a prick...... Dave is usually nicer than that... he must be sour about his Recent Trades with GME

    • @stephenjones7844
      @stephenjones7844 3 роки тому +57

      Alexander should mind his own business.

    • @xodz
      @xodz 3 роки тому +106

      They need to hire that guy for whatever fucking reason. Friendship was meant to happen there.

    • @radvydaspeciokas4556
      @radvydaspeciokas4556 3 роки тому +63

      Yea was thinking the same, Dave is an asshole to random people trying to be nice to him.

    • @Craigslist444
      @Craigslist444 3 роки тому +108

      @@radvydaspeciokas4556 maybe he doesn’t want everyone thinking they should run up into his videos asking him to eat.

  • @BenjaminNelson-xy5yr
    @BenjaminNelson-xy5yr 11 місяців тому +30

    Authentic Chicago experience. Pizza and a carjacking.

  • @ty0987ty
    @ty0987ty 3 роки тому +589

    Plot twist: Mcchicken kid was in on the carjacking.

  • @MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf
    @MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf 3 роки тому +1298

    The guy who stole the carshould get his own show called One Jack where he steals cars and rates the cars ability in a getaway lmfaoooo

  • @NiTiB3AT
    @NiTiB3AT 3 роки тому +877

    Best part is the cops or whatever they are didn’t even bother going after the guy

    • @lukemcniff6580
      @lukemcniff6580 3 роки тому +245

      "no chase" policy forbid them. i shit you not

    • @cameronk6100
      @cameronk6100 3 роки тому +27

      Probably bc they had to talk to the guy who got carjacked so incase they didn't get the carjacker then they have no info on who owns the car

    • @Ctwosrer
      @Ctwosrer 3 роки тому +51

      @@lukemcniff6580 police in chicago do NOT honor that no chase rule and if you actually live here then you know it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @31TDs1SZN
      @31TDs1SZN 3 роки тому +43

      Since the cop car got hit they have to stay at the scene of the accident or insurance won’t cover it

    • @MatTastic209
      @MatTastic209 3 роки тому +104

      Why would they? So they can get shot and have to defend themselves and then get labeled as a racist white supremacist? If I was a cop now, I'd be saying f*ck them crimes!

  • @kpenn100
    @kpenn100 Рік тому +15

    one of those ever confident guys who leaves his engine running like he can do anything to stop it from getting stolen

  • @adaytoremember225
    @adaytoremember225 3 роки тому +330

    One Chicago carjacking, everyone knows winter is officially over.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 роки тому +4

      😎😂

    • @nastynate838
      @nastynate838 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @blitzkriegdiscord3366
      @blitzkriegdiscord3366 3 роки тому +4

      Robbing Season 🥸

    • @mattmcgoo
      @mattmcgoo 3 роки тому +1

      haha yeah except there's already 350 that happened so far this year.

    • @nasteel1188
      @nasteel1188 3 роки тому +2

      Shut yo mouth, this ain't Kansas. More like 5 a day since the beginning of 2021.

  • @jasonm921
    @jasonm921 3 роки тому +273

    The cops were like, 'Do we go after the perp or wait until El Prez gives his score?'

    • @swiftslick
      @swiftslick 3 роки тому +2

      They’re transit cops, they don’t chase suspects dipshit. They clearly radioed in the call at 6:47.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 роки тому +15

      Wrong. They’re CPD with full police powers assigned to the Transit Unit. CPD or the Transit Unit is no longer allowed to chase. Period.

    • @barbaratyrrell9664
      @barbaratyrrell9664 2 роки тому +2

      The cops were probably in on the car jacking in Chicago!! Lol

    • @btnhstillfire
      @btnhstillfire 2 роки тому

      State law overrides city policy. They can chase. The state would not keep an officer from chasing down a car jacker. I live in Illinois. Chicago thinks its its own state and can make up new laws but they cant. The problem is the governor of the state is as corrupt as they come.

    • @hippyllamas
      @hippyllamas 2 роки тому +2

      @@barbaratyrrell9664 lmao deadass 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnnyinchi66
    @johnnyinchi66 3 роки тому +299

    Dave is a magnet for content - literal human magnet

    • @differentkid1313
      @differentkid1313 2 роки тому +6

      Although I do agree with you that Dave is a content magnet but I’m from Chicago and I see something like this happen every other day

  • @Rkenichi
    @Rkenichi 2 роки тому +38

    The fact that the renegade chicken sandwich gets an official review, 4.4 off the cuff is hilarious. Dave should just score everything he eats

    • @bmo14lax
      @bmo14lax Рік тому +1

      Lmao i wouldn't be surprised if he does

  • @Sam-jd9pr
    @Sam-jd9pr 3 роки тому +538

    One bite, everybody knows the cops were actually looking for a coked up pizza reviewer

  • @adamw8469
    @adamw8469 3 роки тому +484

    Frankie would have got the whole carjacking on camera.

    • @kelseyknits
      @kelseyknits 3 роки тому +7

      what happened to frankie :(

    • @gasware4681
      @gasware4681 3 роки тому

      @@kelseyknits fr what happened to him man

    • @ClayTJohnson
      @ClayTJohnson 2 роки тому +3

      @@gasware4681 dead

    • @thallakai
      @thallakai 2 роки тому +2

      @@ClayTJohnson lmao no he isn't. He filmed all of the recent Toronto reviews.

    • @gloBrian
      @gloBrian 2 роки тому

      @@thallakai well wtf happened with him

  • @rob111094
    @rob111094 3 роки тому +280

    Strange guy: "It's evidence!"
    Dave: "Ya think it's evidence?"

  • @benjaminsmythe8967
    @benjaminsmythe8967 2 роки тому +184

    "I've got a pokeball in the car"
    "Alright, that's good".
    Hahaha. Dave is so done with the guy.

    • @bmak76
      @bmak76 2 роки тому +46

      Poké bowl is what he said

    • @dompdgaf
      @dompdgaf 11 місяців тому +5

      Pokeball is the better answer

  • @LoveVanita
    @LoveVanita 3 роки тому +376

    Spider’s self esteem dropping with every pizza review 🥲

    • @xosammyb
      @xosammyb 2 роки тому +1

      fuck spider, daves gf is doing a better job

    • @alexanderm8975
      @alexanderm8975 2 роки тому +11

      fr like be nice bruh

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Рік тому +4

      whys he standing so damn close lmao

  • @zero-ol2nt
    @zero-ol2nt 3 роки тому +66

    Random chicken sandwich guy during a carjacking in the background "idk what's going on" Dave's response "You are the weirdest part of it" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sco3000
    @Sco3000 3 роки тому +331

    One local can't take a hint, everyone knows the car thief got away.

    • @wjkrug
      @wjkrug 3 роки тому +31

      Two reasons to hate Chicago in one review

    • @b1gbuck
      @b1gbuck 3 роки тому +3

      @@wjkrug chiraq

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 роки тому +3

      Crime...and the “Art of Pizza” absolutely sucks 😂

  • @aboveorbit
    @aboveorbit 2 роки тому +10

    “Too much talking” Lmaoo that had me cracking up. The smallest things that Dave does makes me roll

  • @Hellomynameisjimi
    @Hellomynameisjimi 3 роки тому +227

    "I literally said no. I'm like I don't want to try it. HE'S IN MY ASSHOLE being like yeah you do." Best part of the video.😂😂

    • @zali6370
      @zali6370 3 роки тому +10

      I know dave is such a douche bag 😂

  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 3 роки тому +5435

    Wears a mask outside but shares the sandwich with someone he’s never met

    • @devinmoran59
      @devinmoran59 3 роки тому +172

      Merica!

    • @patriot7713
      @patriot7713 3 роки тому +290

      Everybody knows Dave already had Covid 14 times

    • @jameswillard1
      @jameswillard1 3 роки тому +115

      And then takes a bite of it after Dave bit into it 3 times 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @MrHazz0
      @MrHazz0 3 роки тому +104

      Sheep

    • @jameswillard1
      @jameswillard1 3 роки тому +7

      @@MrHazz0 who is sheep?

  • @joaosimoesdecarvalho8096
    @joaosimoesdecarvalho8096 3 роки тому +82

    One pair of paper hands struggling to open the box, everyone knows the rules

  • @ishmaelhope2516
    @ishmaelhope2516 Рік тому +15

    Dave's gift is that he makes regular people look like stars for a moment. But he couldn't do much with the chicken sandwich guy. 😆

  • @jackcarro09
    @jackcarro09 3 роки тому +45

    Why can I not stop watching these pizza reviews so addictive

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Рік тому

      facts lol

    • @beatnik6806
      @beatnik6806 Рік тому

      I don't know and I live literally other side of the planet so it's not like I'm ever going to visit these places 😂 Only make me grave good American or Italian pizza.

  • @rustyshackleford3371
    @rustyshackleford3371 3 роки тому +1553

    Imaging living in such a shithole that you get carjacked literally in front of the cops and it's just that nonchalant. The only person who seemed to care was Dave!

    • @dabearslive9605
      @dabearslive9605 3 роки тому +253

      City is a reflection of its leadership at the top.

    • @thecookandthecookie3593
      @thecookandthecookie3593 3 роки тому +1

      Haha

    • @Mike_Dubayou
      @Mike_Dubayou 3 роки тому +15

      @Sebastain Peterson you clearly haven’t been to Chicago 😂

    • @nonethelessfirst8519
      @nonethelessfirst8519 3 роки тому +9

      Cities are the downfall of humanity everything wrong with life today. They are destroying the planet and blame rural areas for voting against them killing the rural areas industries, but such is life now for awhile at least.

    • @ghostballs1874
      @ghostballs1874 3 роки тому +40

      Isn’t that where Obama was a leader originally lol

  • @paulcorreggio4925
    @paulcorreggio4925 3 роки тому +337

    One car jacking, everybody knows the rules...

    • @brianf.9117
      @brianf.9117 3 роки тому +3

      One carjacking every other minute, everybody knows the rules

    • @GrahamMcKinnon
      @GrahamMcKinnon 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂 got me with that one

    • @jaygee5874
      @jaygee5874 3 роки тому +3

      One conspiracy to assassinate the pres everyone knows the revolution .

    • @CharleenaPurcell
      @CharleenaPurcell 3 роки тому

      Who does that in back of a cop car..

    • @jeremylambel1396
      @jeremylambel1396 3 роки тому

      That’s Chicago for ya

  • @mikemurphy8996
    @mikemurphy8996 2 роки тому +14

    I literally can’t watch these at night in bed because it makes me want pizza soooo bad. Damn some of these look so good.

  • @xXJMZJrXx
    @xXJMZJrXx 3 роки тому +58

    “I don’t know whats going on right now” “your the weirdest part of it”

  • @johnnyb5534
    @johnnyb5534 3 роки тому +103

    How jaded do you have to be as a cop to have a car jacking happen literally 10 feet away from you, peel out through traffic, hit the back of your squad car, and you barely even lift your head up lol

    • @ojuLzo
      @ojuLzo 3 роки тому +37

      They police in one of the highest murder rate cities in America. You think they flinch for anything below a double homicide you tripping

    • @nealm6764
      @nealm6764 3 роки тому +27

      I wouldn't do squat either. If things go bad and you have to shoot you will go to prison and your city will burn.

    • @goose_ganja7007
      @goose_ganja7007 3 роки тому +6

      @@nealm6764 LOL Yea that is a good point. Didn't even consider that. #BlackLiveMaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttturdblahhhhhh fart

    • @JonBonesJones84
      @JonBonesJones84 3 роки тому +16

      Did you see how they vilified the Minnesota cops? Why would any cop want any part of actually enforcing the law, when everyone has their phone out, recording your every move?

    • @goose_ganja7007
      @goose_ganja7007 3 роки тому +10

      @@JonBonesJones84 Yeah. Not all people vilify the police. Unfortunately those peoples thoughts and voices are being censored by the media and tech companies. If that doesn't work they are censored by their own people being labeled a "racist" or "alt right". Shits fucking creepy right.

  • @nixon413
    @nixon413 3 роки тому +50

    "I've got a poke bowl in the car right now"
    "Alright that's good"

    • @JSalonsky
      @JSalonsky 2 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @JSalonsky
      @JSalonsky 2 роки тому +1

      New Yorker talking to an LA person

  • @ScotteM
    @ScotteM Рік тому +8

    Dave was in Chicago 5 minutes and the city really showed itself

  • @farmergeorge6885
    @farmergeorge6885 3 роки тому +206

    One surprise half-eaten chicken sandwich, everyone knows he's getting dumped.

    • @VVeZoX
      @VVeZoX 3 роки тому +1

      getting dumped for what? it’s not like she ordered it or even knows he got it

    • @Jake-vr3tn
      @Jake-vr3tn 3 роки тому +1

      Lmaoooo hilarious

  • @SlimIsAMenace
    @SlimIsAMenace 3 роки тому +118

    One car jacker caught on camera, Kim Foxx won't press charges, everyone knows the rules.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 роки тому +17

      Spot on! And she will get re-elected.

    • @ZeroFreeze
      @ZeroFreeze 3 роки тому +1

      Reason cops didn't even try to chase.

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 3 роки тому +1

      Lionel Hutz She stayed in by like 100 votes.🤬

  • @66vapor66
    @66vapor66 3 роки тому +21

    I love dave’s nonchalant swagger! Arguing about bullshit you know, having a good time, eating pizza, randomly say “ey frankie!”

  • @willyjf6193
    @willyjf6193 2 роки тому +19

    Dude stole the car literally with police sitting right there lmao

  • @chicagojason773
    @chicagojason773 3 роки тому +49

    You now know how real Chicago is when you witness a carjacking while doing a Pizza Review for a sandwich.

    • @salvagemonster3612
      @salvagemonster3612 Рік тому +2

      Yep real sad. Put a minefield around it and require passports to leave

  • @DieselJLUx2
    @DieselJLUx2 2 роки тому +26

    I love how he just says to the guy, “okay that’s good” and then completely ignores him. Hahaha

  • @Pollyform01
    @Pollyform01 3 роки тому +215

    One close spider, everyone knows the pres has arachnophobia..

    • @treypelham5515
      @treypelham5515 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao!

    • @peartdahurt
      @peartdahurt 3 роки тому

      Yo I have such bad arachnophobia that I jumped when I read the first part of your comment hahaha.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 2 роки тому +8

    One kiss, everyone knows the rules spider.

  • @joedirt4579
    @joedirt4579 3 роки тому +102

    Chicago is basically GTA, not surprising that we saw a live carjacking here

    • @timweb1510
      @timweb1510 3 роки тому +14

      Shitcago a dump

    • @jd42305
      @jd42305 3 роки тому +12

      Except in GTA the cops would've actually given chase.

    • @goose_ganja7007
      @goose_ganja7007 3 роки тому +11

      @@jd42305 LOL I know right. The one thing I noticed was that chick cop just stands there in shock. Chigao PD fuckn stink.

    • @qanderson4968
      @qanderson4968 3 роки тому +4

      @@goose_ganja7007 That was transit police lol they weren’t gonna do shit anyway

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 3 роки тому +7

      @@goose_ganja7007 they look like parking cops they aren’t getting paid to chase car jackers lol

  • @jamesdaoud4090
    @jamesdaoud4090 3 роки тому +81

    If stupid spider wasn’t recording Dave’s liver. This review would’ve at least come close to Sallys

  • @R0gue0ne
    @R0gue0ne 3 роки тому +92

    Dave eating deep dish is like watching a grey hound eat custard through a tennis racquet...

  • @JebemTiZivot
    @JebemTiZivot 8 місяців тому +2

    “You’re so close to me Spider! Its like you wanna kiss me or something”😂

  • @logozervos1717
    @logozervos1717 3 роки тому +19

    This automatically a top 3 review of all time

  • @guruvideos6813
    @guruvideos6813 3 роки тому +179

    One guy giving away his girlfriend's chicken sandwich. Everyone knows the car is the only thing getting jacked tonight.

  • @grillcheesewitch00
    @grillcheesewitch00 3 роки тому +55

    One bite everyone knows Spider is getting fired.

  • @chavalider
    @chavalider 2 роки тому +3

    I seriously salivate when I watch his pizza videos - they’re my after work/pre dinner videos I watch

  • @andrewcharles4423
    @andrewcharles4423 3 роки тому +13

    Dear Dave, remember each time someone meeting you is probably their first time & super excited...show some god damn class & make the moment feel special for them

  • @AlexB2626_
    @AlexB2626_ 3 роки тому +71

    One Spider being too close with the camera, everybody is missing Frankie

  • @auh11
    @auh11 2 роки тому +37

    Alexander setting his own rules on McDonald’s chicken sandwiches 😂😂

  • @michaelfernandez3182
    @michaelfernandez3182 2 роки тому +6

    From the chicken sandwich dude, onward - This is absolutely hilarious

  • @welshjimbob1
    @welshjimbob1 3 роки тому +23

    From thin style not being Dave’s favourite of the two pizzas, to Alexandra the great of mouth, then to a mental carjacking hit and run. This is why we all love ONE BITE. Couldn’t write that 😂😂😂

  • @Koreatn
    @Koreatn 3 роки тому +285

    Introducing yourself by your full name, "Alexander", instead of just "Alex" is an all time psychopath move.

    • @MikeChamp
      @MikeChamp 3 роки тому +7

      I introduce myself as Michael when I meet chicks at a bar or something. I go with Mike in every other scenario though.

    • @SupernaturalWB
      @SupernaturalWB 3 роки тому +19

      @@MikeChamp yeah well Michael isn't 4 syllables.

    • @bluetextonwhitebg
      @bluetextonwhitebg 3 роки тому +5

      i dunno. i've heard he's pretty great.

    • @G3Paintball3r
      @G3Paintball3r 3 роки тому +4

      @@MikeChamp oh wowwww look at this cool guy! A real ladies man, boys! Watch out!

    • @MikeChamp
      @MikeChamp 3 роки тому +8

      @@G3Paintball3r you don't meet girls when you go out? The fuck are you doing then?

  • @JustAwesomee
    @JustAwesomee 3 роки тому +380

    One annoying sandwich guy, everyone knows Pres regretted talking to him

    • @ColtGennarelli
      @ColtGennarelli 3 роки тому +71

      If he didnt talk to they never would have gotten the car-jacking on film

    • @vshah1010
      @vshah1010 3 роки тому +28

      He gave the sandwich to Dave instead of his girlfriend. Wow. It is weird.

    • @winningbackthegirl
      @winningbackthegirl 3 роки тому +20

      @@vshah1010 beta males need to impress ol pageviews

    • @scottv9479
      @scottv9479 3 роки тому +11

      @@ColtGennarelli shit, chicken man was in on it....made sure to distract the camera man enough for his boy to steal the car and then have his boy shit his pants in sheer panic as he sideswipes a cop/meter maid on the way out...hahaha

    • @TheBeefTrain
      @TheBeefTrain 3 роки тому +8

      Major try-hard

  • @VenezuelaNow
    @VenezuelaNow Рік тому +2

    I love the causal you're in my face... Dave has a truly unique way to interact with his staff...

  • @cr-it5lh
    @cr-it5lh 3 роки тому +114

    One carjacking everyone knows pres is scared shitless

    • @dannyrbailey
      @dannyrbailey 3 роки тому +2

      Probably daves dealer’s getaway car. No wonder they cut out who stole it if it isn’t stolen and it’s his plug

    • @cr-it5lh
      @cr-it5lh 3 роки тому

      @@dannyrbailey 😂😂.. Lol it might be

  • @bigern_
    @bigern_ 3 роки тому +12

    “You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂 💀

  • @Reefermadness1707
    @Reefermadness1707 3 роки тому +20

    He went home and framed that chicken sandwich “biten by prez”

  • @suetek6423
    @suetek6423 3 місяці тому +1

    This is the best pizza review ever

  • @jtkornichuk1034
    @jtkornichuk1034 3 роки тому +157

    "I got a poke-ball in the car right now."
    Dave:*points* "that's good."

    • @markg813
      @markg813 3 роки тому +12

      Bowl no?

    • @thedurrtywetback
      @thedurrtywetback 3 роки тому +3

      I swear he said Pokayball 😂

    • @jtkornichuk1034
      @jtkornichuk1034 3 роки тому +2

      @@thedurrtywetback lol he did, he randomly was like like "uh, I have a POH KAY BALL in my car..." Lol

    • @markg813
      @markg813 3 роки тому

      @@thedurrtywetback Yeah when i first watched the vid on IG, i heard Pokeball lol. Had to put my phone up to my ear when i heard it on YT

    • @alexgray6373
      @alexgray6373 3 роки тому +12

      @@markg813 Yea he said " Poke bowl".

  • @ctguitarguy8593
    @ctguitarguy8593 3 роки тому +26

    Dave's pizza review video is evidence in court. Gotta love it.

  • @chuckhayes
    @chuckhayes 3 роки тому +13

    Good job Alexander. Added value and didn’t try to do too much. Cheers

  • @SirDavidAsher
    @SirDavidAsher Рік тому +7

    How the hell did I miss this one. This was epic! lmao

  • @shawno448
    @shawno448 3 роки тому +64

    " so I got a poke ball in the car right now"- weird kid
    " alright that's good"- Dave

    • @jgzero18
      @jgzero18 3 роки тому +13

      Poké bowl. like a deconstructed sushi

    • @ACurioussCat
      @ACurioussCat 3 роки тому

      @@jgzero18 thanks coz i thought poke ball too
      Tgat makes the weid guy less weird

  • @Immortal_BP
    @Immortal_BP 2 роки тому +19

    i like how the cops didnt chase the guy, he even hit their car lmao

  • @bigmich485
    @bigmich485 3 роки тому +19

    This has to be the best pizza review ever lol

  • @Gullibledino222
    @Gullibledino222 9 місяців тому +1

    The first thing he said: “you’re a little too close, no?” I DIEDDDDDD😂😂😂😂

  • @moehio
    @moehio 3 роки тому +38

    It was almost like he didn't want sauce.

  • @randycoker8302
    @randycoker8302 3 роки тому +58

    I like how the dude was so concerned about Covid he just had to keep his mask on, but it didn’t stop him from eating the Chicken Sandwich Pres took a bite out of 😂

  • @benwhitnell
    @benwhitnell 3 роки тому +14

    I love Dave just roasting guys that try and get into these videos to their face.

  • @GiraffeFeatures
    @GiraffeFeatures Рік тому +3

    3:55 Dave using all 3 of his brain cells to come up with the name 'wiggles', everybody knows the rules.

  • @MrBaronCabron
    @MrBaronCabron 3 роки тому +82

    Love how the dude doesn't even answer where McDonald's is and goes on a tangent about it being for his girlfriend. Chaos

    • @TheSwagtothefullest
      @TheSwagtothefullest 3 роки тому +2

      lmao because there isn’t a mcdonald’s right there !!

  • @Justin-jn5wm
    @Justin-jn5wm 3 роки тому +52

    One car jacking, everyone knows those Chicago cops aren’t going to do anything about it

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 3 роки тому +6

      Celebrate Diversity

    • @KensAlpaca
      @KensAlpaca 3 роки тому +5

      Why didn’t they chase after him?

    • @JJ-rb3ss
      @JJ-rb3ss 3 роки тому +1

      @@KensAlpaca they are transit police not real cops

    • @JBrewner-lb8ek
      @JBrewner-lb8ek 3 роки тому +1

      @@KensAlpaca no chasing is allowed in Chicago unless they can chase without endangering the public. So pretty much they have to be in area with no traffic or the country side.

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 роки тому +2

      Correct. CPD had a “no chase” policy forced upon them by Far Left “police reform”. The cops should be commended for following the rules wanted by BLM and the mayor. Now they can suck on it 🙌🏼

  • @viraaj139
    @viraaj139 3 роки тому +10

    This is Going to become a classic pizza review

  • @cremedelecouch
    @cremedelecouch Рік тому +3

    lol the cops look like local theater actors playing cops

  • @bkashuba
    @bkashuba 3 роки тому +37

    This is only the 3rd time I've seen portnoy speechless. Bravo, mcchicken kid. Bravo.

  • @thedannygarciashow4756
    @thedannygarciashow4756 3 роки тому +4

    Carjackings are up 400% here in Chi-town....not surprised you caught one on camera honestly

  • @skyekingdom0
    @skyekingdom0 3 роки тому +34

    lol that was like a GTA carjacking, the guy getting carjacked.. you can hear him say 'c'mon man' and flail his arms as the guy drives off lmao

    • @lionelhutz3142
      @lionelhutz3142 3 роки тому +3

      I’ve lived in Chicago my whole life. This is “GTA - Chicongo”

  • @nicholasbrown5511
    @nicholasbrown5511 2 роки тому +40

    I love how Dave always says if you eat a deep dish, even a bit of it, you’ll be on the toilet for weeks. Just last night I ate two medium deep dish pizzas to myself 😂

    • @TrentMcNary420
      @TrentMcNary420 2 роки тому +1

      Oh Nelly I'm sure your husband won't enjoy the noises coming from your guys bathroom

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 Рік тому

      jesus dude lol

    • @deathmetalpagan
      @deathmetalpagan Рік тому +8

      Have you rejoined society or still on the toilet?

    • @smokayman
      @smokayman Рік тому

      I mean... have you seen the mayor of Chicago??

  • @hhoskins23
    @hhoskins23 3 роки тому +22

    Dude wears his mask then takes a bite of the sandwich after Dave 😂😂

    • @alanperez7657
      @alanperez7657 3 роки тому +2

      I do dumb shit like this now the mask ruined my brain

    • @TDub833
      @TDub833 3 роки тому

      Dude it’s been a year since the pandemic started when you wrote this, how can you still not know that your mask doesn’t protect you from others, it protects others from YOU

  • @TylerSinden
    @TylerSinden 3 роки тому +38

    Spyder wants to kiss Dave, everyone knows the rules.

  • @viresproductions
    @viresproductions 3 роки тому +10

    We needed Frankie controlling the camera on this one, as always 🐐

  • @eluis95
    @eluis95 7 місяців тому

    The random things that happen in these videos sometimes adds more to the entertainment value. They just keep it rolling and go with the flow lmfao 😂😂😂