all the times jaime lannister was personally attacked

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  • Опубліковано 30 бер 2019
  • i made this back in september and my laptop has no memory left so im uploading my super secret stash of jaime getting owned to clear my laptop out for my uni projects, d&d dont hurt my bb for whom i have complicated affections for and let him be happy with brienne pls
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  • @despoina7547
    @despoina7547 5 років тому +15354

    The sequel: every time someone tells sansa their life story without her asking

    • @mckennalauren
      @mckennalauren 3 роки тому +961

      she truly had to just sit there and take it, props to her i would have shoved them out of the way when i got even remotely bored.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 роки тому +176

      @@mckennalauren
      Oh come on now, there's plenty to learn from people's whole life stories 😅

    • @dabears7687
      @dabears7687 2 роки тому +82

      It would be mostly balish and noone wants that

    • @thomy1955
      @thomy1955 2 роки тому +180

      @@thalmoragent9344 actually that's what Tyrion always did. He listened to people and the things they desire, so he could use it for his own advantage. Maybe Sansa should have listened better, so she could have knwon, what the people around her desire the most.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 2 роки тому +59

      @@thomy1955
      True, Littlefinger and Tyrion, etc learned to listen and make those connections, and they were, well for the most part anyways, pretty intelligent people.

  • @abduljah9355
    @abduljah9355 3 роки тому +14921

    I love how Jaime always tries to start arguments and never knows what to do when people fire back.

  • @b3llalina
    @b3llalina 2 роки тому +4130

    Jaime: You’ll never marry her.
    Loras: … and neither will you.
    *Y O U D I E D*

    • @diegosotomiranda4107
      @diegosotomiranda4107 8 місяців тому +41

      Emotional damage over 9000

    • @vrxyoungeditor7846
      @vrxyoungeditor7846 7 місяців тому +12

      that is my favourite

    • @rumi1970dg
      @rumi1970dg 6 місяців тому +1

      i still dont get why jaime seemed offended by that considering in the last episode before that he told tywin he doesnt want a wife

    • @pickledpeckers7789
      @pickledpeckers7789 6 місяців тому +20

      @@rumi1970dgHe’s offended at the insinuation that he has sexual relations with his sister at all, which is of course, true. But nothing offends people more than the truth

    • @powderedwiglouis1238
      @powderedwiglouis1238 3 місяці тому

      @@pickledpeckers7789 that last sentence is pure gold

  • @FallOutJosie
    @FallOutJosie 4 роки тому +7582

    "...because you'll never marry her."
    "and neither will you."
    *wasted*

    • @EL-ISS
      @EL-ISS 3 роки тому +427

      One of few times Ser Loras stood up for himself lol

    • @777LGF
      @777LGF 3 роки тому +55

      My favorite one!

    • @alexbattaglia8297
      @alexbattaglia8297 3 роки тому +225

      @@EL-ISS Poor Loras, dude was much better in the books

    • @EL-ISS
      @EL-ISS 3 роки тому +130

      @@alexbattaglia8297 yeah he's definitely more badass in the books.

    • @marcelofranco5820
      @marcelofranco5820 3 роки тому +83

      @@EL-ISS true that. I remember the last thing i hear about him in the books is that he almost die taking back Dragonstone

  • @bridgetbrennan6615
    @bridgetbrennan6615 2 роки тому +7985

    “There are always lessons in failures.”
    “Yes. You must be very wise by now.”
    *Absolutely obliterated*

    • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
      @MaxwellAerialPhotography 2 роки тому +239

      The queen of thorns had to get one last jab in.

    • @branislavanenadovic3171
      @branislavanenadovic3171 Рік тому +9

      Srvs him rajt for kiling d 1 lad hu lukd ap tu him despajt d fakt hi vas d kingslejer.

    • @hafeeez87
      @hafeeez87 Рік тому +51

      It gets funnier because Robb, who was just regarded as a kid at the time had outsmarted a knight of The Kingsguard

    • @SavageDragon999
      @SavageDragon999 Рік тому +20

      "At least I am wise. And you're still a failure." Easy come back tbh.

    • @siran424
      @siran424 Рік тому +61

      @@SavageDragon999 Nope.

  • @tylerm6453
    @tylerm6453 2 роки тому +5763

    “I wanted to grow up and marry the most beautiful woman in the world”
    Switches to Cersei’s distorted face

  • @Ninjapenguinmassacre
    @Ninjapenguinmassacre 3 роки тому +3570

    Forgot “3 victories doesn’t make you a conqueror” “it’s better than 3 defeats”

    • @branislavanenadovic3171
      @branislavanenadovic3171 Рік тому +6

      Dat vaz akšuali ment for Tajvin sinc Džejmi haznt bin komanding sinc hi got džejld.

    • @blackhand8299
      @blackhand8299 Рік тому +15

      @@branislavanenadovic3171 still Jaime was captured in one of those defeats

    • @marty2090
      @marty2090 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@blackhand8299 The comparison is between him and Tywin. Napoleon won the majority of his battles but lost the war. Thats Jaime's point.

    • @realdaggerman105
      @realdaggerman105 10 місяців тому +13

      @@marty2090
      To be fair, Napoleon won a lot of wars before he lost that one. It took seven European coalitions before he finally had to call it quits!

    • @luisduarte7917
      @luisduarte7917 8 місяців тому

      ​@@realdaggerman105my guy napoleon lost 3x he invade Portugal,it was bases on that 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Kevin-yt8oz
    @Kevin-yt8oz 2 роки тому +4398

    "If the boy does wake, Id be very interested in what he has to say."
    Tyrion was the first to know and knew years before anyone else.

    • @emmadeli8464
      @emmadeli8464 2 роки тому +321

      he has that sibling instinct

    • @aryastark111
      @aryastark111 2 роки тому +356

      Tyrion knew about the incest... but only suspected his siblings involvement in bran"s accident.

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 2 роки тому +110

      The writers wasted so many opportunities to follow up old threads in the second half of this show. They just killed off everyone good and dumbed down everyone left.

    • @godreap3820
      @godreap3820 2 роки тому +4

      @@geordiejones5618 oh get over it it happens

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 2 роки тому +37

      No he didn’t. He only found out about that when he arrived at King’s Landing. When Catlyn Stark took him prisoner that was when he first heard of the fact someone tried to silence Bran for something he might have seen. He later suspected Little Finger because it was a dagger he lost that ended up in the hands of an assassin. But he knew if Jamie wanted him dead he would have done it himself, but none of them had the stomach to kill a child in their bed.

  • @elfodelputoinfierno
    @elfodelputoinfierno 3 роки тому +5245

    Loras roasted Jamie so hard that the Lannisters only got even when Cersei blew up the Sept

  • @thatonegirlwithamustache2758
    @thatonegirlwithamustache2758 3 роки тому +7613

    I find the fact that even Loras got to roast him hilarious

    • @jennah9774
      @jennah9774 2 роки тому +346

      And he walked right tf into it!

    • @kyekimler
      @kyekimler 2 роки тому +500

      To be fair to Loras, he's a certified badass in the books. Maybe not exceptionally bright, but still cool.

    • @oath4231
      @oath4231 2 роки тому +51

      @@kyekimler didnt he beat the mountain or something

    • @kyekimler
      @kyekimler 2 роки тому +259

      @@oath4231 Beat him in a joust, exactly as done in the show. In all fairness, he used a mare in heat against a stallion which is why the Mountains horse was so hard to control, but we are shown a few other examples of jousting in the books where Loras is far and away the best horseman.

    • @rhorynotmylastname7781
      @rhorynotmylastname7781 2 роки тому +90

      @@kyekimler Yeah, in the books he's only bested by the top tiers in the series, and he's probably better at riding than all of them.

  • @theBCEproductions
    @theBCEproductions 2 роки тому +3823

    Euron in the books: mysterious sorcerer, tons of interesting backstory, possible connection to the three eyed raven, possible bringer of a Lovecraftian eldritch apocalypse
    Euron in the show: "hee hoo I fucked the queen"

    • @Catullus_J_5
      @Catullus_J_5 2 роки тому +555

      “FIngEr uP tHe BuM”

    • @Nahanquasar
      @Nahanquasar 2 роки тому +39

      100%

    • @tekken4granted
      @tekken4granted Рік тому +140

      Biggest disappointment in the show

    • @tai2664
      @tai2664 Рік тому +157

      Yeah, i feel like it wasn't miscasted but just straight up the whole character ruined by writing and stuff. Cause the actor is a good one.

    • @TheDragonsPit
      @TheDragonsPit Рік тому +103

      Great casting terrible writing.

  • @engain8119
    @engain8119 5 років тому +1899

    *jaime (s1-s8):* _keep it together, remember what the anger management lady said, deep _*_breaths_*

  • @lauraeggs
    @lauraeggs 4 роки тому +3120

    the Cercei faces are hysterical. Thanks for the laughs after this sad season.

  • @allenkleinermann9359
    @allenkleinermann9359 2 роки тому +1231

    Love how there's already thug life glasses on Olenna even before she speaks

    • @thomasshirley318
      @thomasshirley318 Рік тому +49

      She had already earned them

    • @SacredDaturana
      @SacredDaturana 8 місяців тому +28

      It's a permanent fixture.

    • @markygario7878
      @markygario7878 6 місяців тому +12

      ah, yes. The queen of thorns.

    • @evan64915
      @evan64915 29 днів тому +1

      What do you mean? That how she appears in the show

  • @MaskedMass
    @MaskedMass 2 роки тому +686

    "Hello, my name is Asshat."
    *distant screeches of laughter*

  • @georgewashingmachine3957
    @georgewashingmachine3957 5 років тому +5159

    Honestly he's that one character in every fantasy series that wear iron armors and be a brute and all that, but inside he's just this cute little puppy that keep getting shitted on by other people

    • @persassybedammed
      @persassybedammed  5 років тому +193

      my thoughts exactly

    • @dongately2817
      @dongately2817 4 роки тому +109

      Did he ring the bells? I believe so. He died knowing his honor was intact and in the exact way he wanted to. Not a classic redemption arc but a character who stayed true to his nature throughout the show (a good man who does bad things for a forbidden love).

    • @Tara-js3bv
      @Tara-js3bv 4 роки тому +51

      @@dongately2817 Yeah and he kept his promise to fight for the living. Wanting to save Cersei was not necessarily bad. I believe when he said he didn't care for the innocents, he was lashing out.

    • @darksiders_genesis
      @darksiders_genesis 3 роки тому +55

      @@derrickterel Maan you really do not understand GOT politics at all, if let's say Jaime lets Bran go and he tells Robert anything about this you realize Jaime, Cercei and basically all their 3 children in which Tommen and Myrcella are innocent children will have to die! Man did what he thought would protect his family, and there is a thing called repentance which he clearly did feel. Another thing if Bran never fell from the tower, he never would've became the 3 eyed raven so call it fate and destiny!

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 роки тому +14

      @@darksiders_genesis
      Bran still may have become a 3 eyed raven either way and bro, he tried to kill Bran, the push was meant to kill him. The Starks and many people knew Bran was nearly killed because he found out... you really trying to justify little Bran getting yeeted off a tower?
      All honesty I get what you're saying, but bro, come on now... plus, those 3 kids died off anyways, and if Joffery died off sooner, well everyone would've been better off, and Cersei would've been dead too.

  • @paulinutec
    @paulinutec 5 років тому +4460

    "cersei should have swallowed u" LMAOOOOO I'm wheezing

    • @tobz3229
      @tobz3229 3 роки тому +59

      i was looking for this comment

    • @alexandergabrielalqueza3881
      @alexandergabrielalqueza3881 3 роки тому +175

      Jaime: I don't want wife, I don't want children
      Tywin: What do you want?
      dang he totally forgot about his 4 children that died.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 роки тому +38

      @@alexandergabrielalqueza3881
      You mean his 3 children? And yeah I guess after all this time, Jamie wasn't looking forward to more kids aside from way later.

    • @skynyrdjesus
      @skynyrdjesus 3 роки тому +21

      @@thalmoragent9344 There's also Cersei's firstborn that died. Its impossible to say who the father was though

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 роки тому +65

      @@skynyrdjesus
      I'd imagine that one at least was Robert's

  • @juansandoval3430
    @juansandoval3430 2 роки тому +822

    I forgot that it was Jaime who attempted to kill that kid and crippled him for life, just to ensure he could keep f’n his sister. We knew the type of person he was, and he still half managed to redeem himself.

    • @louwinters508
      @louwinters508 Рік тому

      No it wasn't just so he could keep fcking his sister. It was to keep his sister and her kids from being killed. And him of course. He'd be the one kept to watch as they were put to death. Tywin wouldn't stand for it of course but may be able to save Tommin and Marcella if he agrees to not go to war.

    • @bigmonke2899
      @bigmonke2899 Рік тому +2

      More because for the lives of himself, cersei and the kids. Robert would have them killed the second he found out that theire fucking. If I would be in the situation of: kill a boy from a rival family or see my love and our children die I would've took Brans head

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 11 місяців тому +38

      Literally the worst possible opening and yet he somehow managed to somewhat bounce back

    • @Ghostiification
      @Ghostiification 11 місяців тому +37

      He was made to be hated, until we all realised there are far worse people out there. Then he suddenly started feel like a reasonable man.

    • @stayotter
      @stayotter 4 місяці тому +1

      I mean, part of the reason he pushed the kid was to save a lot of lifes.

  • @amandastevens1117
    @amandastevens1117 4 роки тому +3858

    I was honestly so proud of Jaime's arc. Then s8e5 came around and I was like "fuck, never mind"

    • @therealdutchvanderlinde3124
      @therealdutchvanderlinde3124 2 роки тому +367

      Season 8 made it seem as if jamie just put an act on to take brieane virginity and then went syraight back to cersi

    • @1400_Trout
      @1400_Trout 2 роки тому

      Swear!! hahah

    • @MrNinja543
      @MrNinja543 2 роки тому +1

      Cool amanda

    • @MatzeNRW1803
      @MatzeNRW1803 2 роки тому +84

      @@therealdutchvanderlinde3124 omg yes!! Exactly what I thought back then, it was so sad, because the bad writing destroyed his redemption and made a man I learned to respect through the earlier seasons, look so stupid. That was more sad than his death tbh. I wished romance wise he stayed with Brienne…

    • @MatzeNRW1803
      @MatzeNRW1803 2 роки тому

      Beeing proud described it soo well

  • @ChrisVillagomez
    @ChrisVillagomez 3 роки тому +651

    I love Cersei trying to lecture Jaime on just doing things without thinking XD

    • @jennah9774
      @jennah9774 2 роки тому +15

      Yeah she for sure the dumbest Lanny-Lan.

  • @seokkchan993
    @seokkchan993 5 років тому +2064

    He first went in the series as the annoying blonde 'prince charming' type like in the Shrek movie, but now he's just the adorable golden retriever puppy that just wants his family to be happy I love this dingus 😢💕

    • @planetkc
      @planetkc 3 роки тому +25

      Say that again.

    • @imamiddleagedgoofygoober
      @imamiddleagedgoofygoober Рік тому +43

      ...And he saved thousands from burning in their beds and told no one and just took everyone calling him Kingslayer and Oathbreaker for years and years. No one deserved Jamie

    • @serenefawtvqwyhbfswyhvfawtg536
      @serenefawtvqwyhbfswyhvfawtg536 Рік тому +34

      @@imamiddleagedgoofygoober he also pushed a child out a window

    • @imamiddleagedgoofygoober
      @imamiddleagedgoofygoober Рік тому +3

      @@serenefawtvqwyhbfswyhvfawtg536 lol true

    • @philldewitt8809
      @philldewitt8809 Рік тому +1

      @@imamiddleagedgoofygoober He never cared for any of those people

  • @babiebitch1756
    @babiebitch1756 2 роки тому +2175

    I love how show Ned is just a fucking beast. Destroying poor Jaime's self esteem on the daily

    • @char4980
      @char4980 2 роки тому +8

      lmaoooo

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 2 роки тому +305

      Reading Ned's POV chapters in the book were great. Every time he thinks of Jaime, he just has complete contempt for him 100% of the time.

    • @c.o7993
      @c.o7993 2 роки тому +77

      @@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 well he did literally watch the mad King brutally murder his brother and father

    • @OwnYourBaldSpot
      @OwnYourBaldSpot Рік тому +7

      @@c.o7993 how does that relate to him hating Jamie and not the mad king?

    • @PuchuKt
      @PuchuKt Рік тому +78

      @@OwnYourBaldSpot haven't read the books but I'm guessing "if you were going to betray your king, couldn't you have done it before he killed my family?"

  • @thegoblincleaver4040
    @thegoblincleaver4040 3 роки тому +986

    Jaime: breathes
    Everyone: roasts and bullies Jaime
    Jaime: *oh ffs--*

  • @PaisleyGreene63
    @PaisleyGreene63 3 роки тому +1019

    When Bronn clobbered Jaime with his own prosthetic hand I just about died. Totally not expecting it!

    • @user-ox4cz4tw3k
      @user-ox4cz4tw3k 2 роки тому +21

      I wonder if that was in the script

    • @LordBoyke
      @LordBoyke Рік тому +12

      And Jamie still had a time to say "What was that?" 😂

  • @Telechontar09
    @Telechontar09 2 роки тому +912

    That Ned argument about tournaments is excellent considering the fact Jamie thinks he beat The Sword of The Morning. It also adds greater weight to why he was pissed off his guy intervened.

    • @nicmagtaan1132
      @nicmagtaan1132 2 роки тому +53

      yeah kinda odd but in reality jaime would just let us say dance around ned with him playing around, that strike by his men ruined his fun

    • @johnjohnston6379
      @johnjohnston6379 Рік тому +13

      Jamie was mad as hell that dude knocked ned out the fight and he couldn't finish it straight up

    • @jgamer2228
      @jgamer2228 Рік тому +1

      Technically he did. Howland Reed killed him but his fight was with Ned

    • @minomushi9392
      @minomushi9392 Рік тому +6

      I must be going insane but I can't for the life of me work out what Ned says after 'because when I fight a man for real...'
      I've replayed it about ten times now and it's driving me crazy!

    • @PuchuKt
      @PuchuKt Рік тому +12

      @@minomushi9392 "... I don't want him to know what I can do" i believe he says

  • @compequiet0584
    @compequiet0584 2 роки тому +324

    Distorted Cersei always breaks me.

  • @artforthewicked4689
    @artforthewicked4689 3 роки тому +2934

    Honestly never got why every character gives jamie shit for killing the mad king. Guy was burning the townspeople alive so he killed him, I get he swore an oath and stabbed him in the back. The dude literally saved the city though by killin him and everyone gives jamie shit for it

    • @Sleeper800
      @Sleeper800 2 роки тому +917

      That's kind of the point of his character. The audience in the beginning thinking that he was a man who needed redemption, before learning that if he hadn't done what he'd done thousands would have died. He basically threw away his reputation to do what was right, and everyone giving him shit for it is the consequence of that action.

    • @dave1927p
      @dave1927p 2 роки тому +388

      a lannister always pays his debts. If he swore to protect the king at all costs and is the one to kill him, one will always question his loyalties and word...honor was lost even though what he did was right....doing something right and possibly heroic isn't always the honorable path it seems.

    • @darknesscosplay7622
      @darknesscosplay7622 2 роки тому +451

      I don't think that it was public knowledge that the Mad King wanted to burn the City to the ground

    • @dabears7687
      @dabears7687 2 роки тому +466

      @@darknesscosplay7622 yeah even in the books he kept it to himself. He basically took all the criticism and jabs but never made an excuse until he finally told Brianne

    • @smash3r01
      @smash3r01 2 роки тому +253

      The fact he didn't strike until his Father was attacking the city looks incredibly suspicious as well.

  • @berkleypearl2363
    @berkleypearl2363 5 років тому +2623

    Jamie Lannister is how redemption arcs should be done

  • @pedrogarcia-maurino6468
    @pedrogarcia-maurino6468 2 роки тому +1046

    Isn't it crazy how Jaime was bullied almost ás much as Tyrion? Anda he was a drunk imp

    • @spikythepineapple7318
      @spikythepineapple7318 2 роки тому +15

      Drunk imp? Mmmm yes we don’t like you
      One of the real heroes who killed the mad king to save thousands of people and a whole city from being burned to the ground? Mmmm yes we don’t like you

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel 2 роки тому +5

      @@spikythepineapple7318 Yeah, right. What a waste of time that was. Ended up happening anyway.

    • @spikythepineapple7318
      @spikythepineapple7318 2 роки тому +9

      @@DrCruel Jaime really deserved more respect than he got

    • @KrayzieMofoGuy
      @KrayzieMofoGuy 2 роки тому +20

      Jaime - at least for the first three or so seasons - was way more of a dick than Tyrion though

    • @craigarkensaw
      @craigarkensaw Рік тому +1

      @@spikythepineapple7318 drunk imp=Tyrion, not Jaime

  • @mzee5119
    @mzee5119 Рік тому +132

    Jaime is me jumping into arguments and getting tongue tied the second someone says something clever😭

  • @marcosandrade7908
    @marcosandrade7908 2 роки тому +208

    "So here i am, with a thousand ships and two good hands" omfg lol

  • @sloancaskey2152
    @sloancaskey2152 2 роки тому +355

    J: So the lion does concern himself with the opinions of shee-
    T: NO ITS NOT AN OPINION ITS A FACT
    J: ... sorry daddy

  • @Bellatrixstrange09
    @Bellatrixstrange09 2 роки тому +419

    They were really dragging this man for 8 seasons. LMAO

  • @GemGames3
    @GemGames3 5 років тому +435

    11:40 "Who are you and what have you done to my Brienne" ahahaha! love it :D

  • @Jackw00pw00p2
    @Jackw00pw00p2 2 роки тому +102

    Jaime: "Something's changed."
    Alien Cersei: "Everything's changed."

    • @bhargavipba
      @bhargavipba Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT 16 днів тому

      I hated most of the edits but this one made me laugh.

  • @Alexander-ms9ht
    @Alexander-ms9ht 2 роки тому +289

    It's sick how much Jaime developed through the series. Starting as a bad and arrogant person but ending up as a loyal and respectful hero. His character development is actually my favourite. Even his looks changed after only less than 10 years.

    • @jessielemon6967
      @jessielemon6967 Рік тому +1

      Loyal enough to go back to cersi?

    • @aambular
      @aambular Рік тому +24

      @@jessielemon6967 we do not recognize s8 here as an actual thing 😌

    • @kellysondesterroaguiar4570
      @kellysondesterroaguiar4570 Рік тому +6

      @@jessielemon6967 S8 never happened

    • @njmfff
      @njmfff Рік тому +4

      If you rewatch early seasons, lot of his scenes get new layer, because you can see Jamie being conflicted. It's like he wants to be good and noble, but everyone keep reminding him he's shit because he's both Lannister and Kingslayer, so at some point he just gave up and started acting like an ass because everyone already hates him no matter what.
      Also Cersie is his poison, he did most of the shitty things because of her, and was only ever allowed to be himself when he was around Brianne.

  • @Vidar93
    @Vidar93 Рік тому +154

    Honestly what the blackfish said to him was probably the most hurtful out of what anyone said in these clips. As a boy he looked up to the blackfish as a hero and role model and to grow up and have him call you an honorless pitiful man would really hurt...

  • @kristelllar477
    @kristelllar477 4 роки тому +185

    “is shrek hiring” LOST MY SHIT

  • @potentdelirium
    @potentdelirium 5 років тому +316

    11:38 *_I AM ROLLING_*
    edit: I finished the video and this basically sums up Jaime's Arc as a character lmfao

  • @BlueLena
    @BlueLena 5 років тому +250

    I can't watch this with a straight face... especially the Cersei scenes XD

  • @adazzledim_
    @adazzledim_ 5 років тому +181

    THE CLOWN MUSIC AT 9:18 IM LOSING MY GD MIND

  • @Beckwourth
    @Beckwourth 2 роки тому +85

    Olenna was born with these shades. The moment her mother held her she told one of the maids to put them on her face gently.

  • @JuliaN-ti9zv
    @JuliaN-ti9zv 3 роки тому +573

    8:23 man I always feel so bad for Jaime in that situation considering the Blackfish was one of his childhood idols and he was fangboying all over him in the books as a kid haha
    Gotta love the Blackfish though, what a badass
    4:10 is so god damn funny oh my god

    • @bobing1752
      @bobing1752 2 місяці тому +1

      Jamie is cursed to have his ego destroyed by those he admires the most.
      The blackfish, Ned Stark and his father

  • @zefurin7300
    @zefurin7300 2 роки тому +104

    5:14
    I agree : Sir Loras still has the most savage roast of the show.

  • @phillipmccauley3663
    @phillipmccauley3663 Рік тому +78

    10:55 with Olenas red eyes following is killing me. And then Jamie's reaction to the dragons. I'm in tears
    Also cerseis distorted faces. I haven't laughed this hard in months.
    Tysm

    • @mark45635
      @mark45635 10 місяців тому

      😭Olena part sent me

  • @octavianschaefer7294
    @octavianschaefer7294 4 роки тому +276

    I’m so glad you made this because a lot of it at least was exactly what I was thinking with Jamie’s facial expressions throughout the show. He was basically the Jim Halpert of Westeros.

  • @bilbobeuli
    @bilbobeuli Рік тому +38

    0:35 I mean hell, Jaime was such a fanboy for Ned and secretly looked up to him because of his outspoken honour etc.
    Just this once he hoped he’d get some approval for saving millions of people in KL but. His look just says it all.
    Nikolaj should’ve won an Emmy for every season.

    • @sameveland8560
      @sameveland8560 3 місяці тому +1

      he didnt know that he saved anyone, jamie just didnt say anything for some reason which is a huge plot hole for me

  • @dupregaming8788
    @dupregaming8788 3 роки тому +183

    9:21 the editing here is oscarworthy
    It took me about 10 minutes to stop laughing so I could finish the video

  • @olu550
    @olu550 3 роки тому +75

    The ad placement immediately after "Not at all what I intended" is pure genius

  • @georgewashingmachine3957
    @georgewashingmachine3957 5 років тому +473

    And oh my I love the way you keep the thug glasses on Olenna's face throughout the whole conversation 😂 She really was a thug in that moment 😂 And the red murder eyes 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shamit300
    @shamit300 3 роки тому +77

    "Planning on growing it back"
    Best comeback in the history of comebacks

  • @celticeyesmorriganrising929
    @celticeyesmorriganrising929 2 роки тому +74

    I feel bad for Jaime, CAN NOONE SEE THAT JAIME WANTS EDDARD STARKS APPROVAL, IT WAS SO OBVIOUS!

  • @timy.9512
    @timy.9512 3 роки тому +83

    Of everyone in Westeros, only Tywin & Tyrion didn't treat him like a blunt instrument. Everyone else did; the tragedy is that he, over time, started to believe it.

  • @minutemuse
    @minutemuse 2 роки тому +52

    I feel this all constitutes as animal abuse considering Jaime is basically a golden retriever.

  • @janm3781
    @janm3781 2 роки тому +68

    I live that the Queen of Shade is just constantly wearing shades. 😄

  • @AstarionApologist
    @AstarionApologist 2 роки тому +98

    I didn’t expect to end up laughing so hard I was crying. I needed this.
    Jaime is my favorite, and I never realized how many times he was the butt of every joke LMAO
    The editing was *chefs kiss*

  • @FallOutJosie
    @FallOutJosie 4 роки тому +167

    *a FiNgA iN tHa BuM*

  • @oleksandrpertsiukh3204
    @oleksandrpertsiukh3204 2 роки тому +63

    That moment when Jaime was like "I don't wanna work here anymore" + "Is Shrek hiring?.." got me really hard

  • @mirloruiz7638
    @mirloruiz7638 3 роки тому +98

    I've never realized the amount of comebacks Jamie has had at him DAMN!

  • @lowkeylokii4205
    @lowkeylokii4205 Рік тому +37

    0:40 once we saw the full story you know how much that actually hurt Jamie to hear

  • @hhughes9465
    @hhughes9465 5 років тому +77

    'you doink' lmaooo

  • @AeonAxisProductions
    @AeonAxisProductions Рік тому +21

    Bronn and jaime after the first battle with dany has to be one of my favorite lines in the whole series xD just the way bronn delivers the line
    "If she decides to use them, to really use them"
    "You're fucked"
    "Don't you mean we're fucked?"
    "No I do not, dragons are where our partnership ends"

  • @jtthomas7349
    @jtthomas7349 2 роки тому +144

    Always hated how they made Jaime pretty much useless after losing his hand, I mean a swordsman as great as he was should be able to be at least above average with his left and that they never weaponized the stump.. theres all kinds of thing he could put there that would be much better than that useless fake hand.

    • @deadshot1995
      @deadshot1995 2 роки тому +23

      It’s realistic. He’d lost his wrist and would never be able to reach anywhere close to his former dexterity with the prosthetics available to him at the time.

    • @PR--un4ub
      @PR--un4ub 2 роки тому +14

      @@deadshot1995 You'd think a master swordsman would have already trained with his "off hand" (if he weren't ambidextrous to begin with).

    • @deadshot1995
      @deadshot1995 2 роки тому +22

      @@PR--un4ub Why? There's little benefit to training with his left hand when he'd never be as good with it as his right. Any time spent training would've been with his dominant hand because the aim is to hone and improve his skills, not to become slightly competent at fighting in a way he never expected to have to.

    • @PR--un4ub
      @PR--un4ub 2 роки тому +6

      @@deadshot1995 Why? Are you honestly looking for an answer? I'll humor you: because there could be times when his right hand may be bound, holding something/someone vital, crippled or even absent altogether.

    • @deadshot1995
      @deadshot1995 2 роки тому +21

      @@PR--un4ub Very niche situations that are unlikely to ever happen. It would be like a professional tennis player spending significant time practising with their offhand because of the slight chance their dominant hand would be incapacitated someday.

  • @melissasartin7896
    @melissasartin7896 3 роки тому +60

    So many great little edits to this... my favorite has to be Euron talking about marrying the most beautiful woman, and then it cuts to Cersei's pinched face.

  • @confused4971
    @confused4971 2 роки тому +59

    I can't stop laughing at the distorted faces Jaime keeps having. Poor dude, just let him be the extremely attractive smartass we all know and love

  • @bencarlson4300
    @bencarlson4300 Рік тому +19

    I love the Blackfish conversation because you can tell he’s finally over literally everyone getting the best of him in dialogue scenes. “Can’t I even win against an old man who I have every possible bit of leverage against?” Nope.

  • @AlinJ.
    @AlinJ. 2 роки тому +41

    I'm crying laughing. Circus music in Jaime's head at 9:17 and the following scene destroyed me.

  • @haltair4015
    @haltair4015 3 роки тому +51

    Say what you want about the "Does she like it gentle or rough ?" scene betwween Euron Greyjoy and Jaime Lannister but it's so fucking funny everytime XD

    • @kayleyschurman8638
      @kayleyschurman8638 2 роки тому

      I don't know why it's so funny but his shocked face when talking about that when he literally has sex with his twin sister cracks me up every time. 😂

  • @Most0riginalUsername
    @Most0riginalUsername 4 роки тому +30

    "is shrek hiring"

  • @DavidPeoplesTV
    @DavidPeoplesTV 3 роки тому +344

    I love Ned, he’s the best, but the biggest problem I had with Ned was how unfair he was to Jaime.

    • @Hannah-kk7wp
      @Hannah-kk7wp 3 роки тому +119

      Jaime deserved it in the first season tho. If Ned was still alive at the end, they would’ve been friends

    • @ppeachyboo
      @ppeachyboo 2 роки тому +50

      well,,, i kinda understand, but ned was unfair with him because jaime made a vow, and lannisters only sided with em in the war when it was convinient for their house. unlike rebels, jaime (and all the lannisters) were loyal to aeris until the very end of the war and betrayed him knowing that they were their only support. in addition, jaime was not only a lannister but also a part of the kingsguard: that means that his loyalty to the king should have been more important than anything else, and that he should have sought his safety first. even if that meant being part of the massacre of kingslanding, because that was the vow jaime made when he became a part of the kingsguard. honor is not always accompanied by good deeds, and, for ned, good deeds without honor ... could not be considered good.
      considering that ned didn't even knew that aeris wanted to burn the city, and all what he saw was a man who, he thought (bc jaime never directly denied it), had seized the best moment to become a hero... i think it's normal for a character like him to think that way. i honestly believe otherwise it would have been too unrealistic for his character.
      anyways, i am not aware of all the lore bc i watched the first seasons years ago, so maybe i'm wrong and he was, indeed, unfair. idk, that's just how i see it lmao

    • @isaachussain3603
      @isaachussain3603 2 роки тому +52

      Ned was a great guy, but he was wrong to instantly judge Jaime guilty the second he stepped in to the throne room, Jaime was a 17 year old kid in a awful situation...Ned could have asked him what happened, he could have provided Jaime with the guidance he desperately needed but he didn't, and it came back to haunt him years later. That was a turning point for Jaime, deep down he wanted to be good and be a true night, but he was too proud to beg them to hear his side when they had already judged him...and it sent him down a dark path. It's sad that things went so bad between Ned and Jaime, but I think Jaime will find his true self again in the end, he's come a long way already

    • @ahmetabdulbakioglu
      @ahmetabdulbakioglu 2 роки тому +47

      Jaime was so sassy then, so Ned couldn't take Jaime seriously and didn't want to listen to his story. In the books, when Ned entered the throne room after the murder of Aerys Targaryen, Jaime was sitting on the Iron Throne and teasing Ned. That's why the honorable Ned Stark didn't want to hear Jaime's side.

    • @kyekimler
      @kyekimler 2 роки тому +18

      You've gotta try and see it from Ned's point of view, honour is everything to a man like him. After seeing Jonothor Darry and Lewyn Martell die on the field of battle defending Rhaegar, the legendary Barristan the Bold almost dying to his sustained injuries, and not to mention later battling Arthur Dayne, Gerold Hightower and Oswell Whent to the death even when the war is already won, of course Jaime and his actions are going to seem like a disappointing blotch on the honour of the Kingsguard.
      Obviously Jaime's actions are considered by us to be morally correct, but that simply isn't in the society they live in.

  • @setsyoufree8
    @setsyoufree8 3 роки тому +140

    *Jaime, internally, at all times:* Conceal, don't feel (😂)
    Edit: I know I'm going to keep coming back to this video and adding favorite parts. The (struggling) and (struggling intensifies) made me choke on my drink, as did Joffrey's 'asshat' name tag 😂

  • @persassybedammed
    @persassybedammed  5 років тому +115

    this is how i cope
    special mention: his hand getting chopped off

  • @NoIDontActuallyLiveInSeattle
    @NoIDontActuallyLiveInSeattle Рік тому +34

    Everyone: Oathbreaker! No one can ever trust you. *turns nose up in air*
    *if Jamie had done nothing*
    Everyone: How could you? How could stand idly by as the Mad King killed all those innocent people? I suppose your honor mattered more than your duty as a knight….*turns nose up in the air*
    Yeah, just don’t care what people say cause people gonna talk either way. Just do what helps YOU sleep at night with yourself

    • @dartog4967
      @dartog4967 7 місяців тому +1

      With yourself or your sister

  • @danielbadger2641
    @danielbadger2641 2 роки тому +24

    The editing on this is legendary

  • @michelleshuart7864
    @michelleshuart7864 4 роки тому +28

    I want these comments on the entire series for every character. Hysterical!

  • @thibaudlepez4142
    @thibaudlepez4142 3 роки тому +28

    Jaime: There are the meme glasses, i've seen them for 17years on face after face

  • @CoRLex-jh5vx
    @CoRLex-jh5vx 2 роки тому +11

    I love the Cersei faces more than words can say. Thank you so much for this gift

  • @tay8681
    @tay8681 5 років тому +40

    YESSSSS THIS IS THE CONTENT I SUBSCRIBED FOR!!!!!
    Edit: thank you for loving my comments, it always brightens my day💕☀️

  • @keaira4703
    @keaira4703 3 роки тому +31

    this is edited so wonderfully i’m wheezing

  • @jerrdnn3373
    @jerrdnn3373 3 роки тому +230

    He is the only character that earned a happy ending
    But didnt get one.

    • @SteenaBabeana
      @SteenaBabeana 3 роки тому +11

      I'm not crying, you are. ;-;

    • @zehsackett6132
      @zehsackett6132 2 роки тому +13

      He died in the arms of the one he loved like he said he wanted.

    • @TheToby121
      @TheToby121 2 роки тому +2

      How is he the only one to earn a happy ending lol

    • @akkir6707
      @akkir6707 Рік тому

      it you push a innocent boy to fall out of a window and hope for him to die you have no right for a happy ending

  • @julianalbisu7600
    @julianalbisu7600 Рік тому +9

    Every time Cersei showed up with that filter, cracked me up 😂

  • @davidcortes5658
    @davidcortes5658 2 роки тому +12

    Idk why , but 0:43 after Ned asks him "is that what you tell yourself" and you see the stupid fucking edit. It had me in tears man , fuck that was good

    • @user-nv2wt4hi8t
      @user-nv2wt4hi8t 2 роки тому +5

      When it keeps zooming in on Ned's eyes had me pissing myself.

    • @char4980
      @char4980 Рік тому

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @priyamajumdar3079
    @priyamajumdar3079 5 років тому +32

    THIS WAS MUCH NEEDED

  • @user-nv2wt4hi8t
    @user-nv2wt4hi8t 2 роки тому +10

    It never fails to make me laugh when Cersei progressively becomes an Oblivion NPC with Oblivion facial features and proportions.

  • @thelastsamurai9835
    @thelastsamurai9835 2 роки тому +25

    You should have added the scene where Myrcella tells Jaime SHE KNOWS HE'S HIS FATHER the look on jaime's face was hilarious 😂

  • @70spoem
    @70spoem 5 років тому +37

    why did you have to do *that* to my girl cersei skdjsssjsjsjsjsjsj

  • @HoboHunterRik
    @HoboHunterRik 3 роки тому +95

    I still don't understand why in this crazy fantasy world with giant mechanical ballistas and other mechanical marvels that someone couldn't just make Jaime a prosthetic hand. Even in real life Gotz of the Iron Hand literally had his good sword hand chopped off and they manged to make him a prosthetic that was able to grasp a sword with ease.

    • @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96
      @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 2 роки тому +3

      Guts

    • @filipporubino4163
      @filipporubino4163 2 роки тому +19

      Maybe if he visited the Citadel in Old Town, but he never thought about that...

    • @notverypog
      @notverypog 2 роки тому +17

      @@filipporubino4163 he kinda forgot about the citadel...

    • @benriffle104
      @benriffle104 2 роки тому +3

      Shit, Ash Williams was transported back into the Medieval Ages and created his own hand, and that dude worked at an S-Mart.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 2 роки тому +7

      "Grasp a sword" isn't the same as "wield a sword". That prosthetic simply holds the sword at a constant angle, without any of the finger or wrist movements essential to sword use. For someone with the apparent fine technique Jaime had, it would be barely better than no hand at all.

  • @tvdspnlover
    @tvdspnlover 5 років тому +23

    This is the best thing I’ve seen all year, well done👏🏻😂

  • @psj0611
    @psj0611 2 роки тому +14

    It cracks me up everytime I see Cersei's face warped 😂

  • @thedoge9590
    @thedoge9590 3 роки тому +31

    4:08 this will always make me laugh

  • @TheARESClanGaming
    @TheARESClanGaming 3 роки тому +35

    Everybody laughing at the Cirsei scenes but I’m crying at the Euron Greyjoy long neck 9:28

  • @LusiaEyre
    @LusiaEyre 2 роки тому +15

    "That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Knight instead" Jaime's story is a tragic one. Glorified hostage guard, only Kingsguard in the Keep and a boy still... he kept his knightly oath but broke the Kingsguard one and his most knightly deed became his shame and he was judged on the spot by the court of public opinion. No wonder that he latched on to his toxic family, the only people who seemed to have his back. There was no one else left for him. And he hardened his heart and spent years tethering on the brink of what he wanted to be once upon a time and what he needed to be to survive. I hope the books will give him more satisfying arc conclusion than the show. And I wonder what if Ned got to the city first or asked him 'why' at the time. If Jaime had a friendly face in the crowd other than his father...

  • @kawaiiboshi
    @kawaiiboshi 2 роки тому +8

    "Tell Cersei, I wanted her to know it was me" Haha Raigen eyes, lmao 😂 His face, lol.

  • @awizardwithwords994
    @awizardwithwords994 Рік тому +4

    I could watch the entire series with just only Cersei having these hilarious distorted edits

  • @lordfoof4264
    @lordfoof4264 10 місяців тому +7

    Olenas eyes glowing at the end fucking killed me 😂

    • @mark45635
      @mark45635 10 місяців тому +2

      Bro that shit killed me😂😂

  • @chloechatfield3396
    @chloechatfield3396 2 роки тому +9

    Lmao the “WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BRIENNE” got me 😂

  • @810wasaninsidejob9
    @810wasaninsidejob9 2 роки тому +13

    Tywin's father left him a heap of gold larger than any other in all of Westeros. Tywin left Jaime Casterly Rock and debt to the Iron Bank. As cunning as Tywin was, its a shame he couldn't think of a way to get more gold.

  • @MarioB-us6um
    @MarioB-us6um 2 роки тому +6

    I love how he always answered with "love you too sister" to Cersei every time she insulted him

  • @pharaoh13gaming85
    @pharaoh13gaming85 9 місяців тому +3

    “Is Shrek hiring” killed me 😂

  • @ricardomontoya2395
    @ricardomontoya2395 Рік тому +7

    00:11 the funny part about this quote is that absolutely no one was willing to fight Jaime when he had both his hands because they knew what he was capable of, thus it never mattered how good he was because he never got to use it