Another one from Season 1. Jaime and Cersei are talking about Bran becoming a cripple. Jaime says something about he'd rather die than become a cripple (oh, the irony). Tyrion answers: "I disagree, brother, death is so final. But life... life is full of possibilities."
@@alterworlds1629 Martin said in an interview that Tyrion's lines were like the comebacks that he would think of too late to be able to say naturally in conversation. Makes sense that the good lines ended after the show began to stray from the books.
@@kk-pb3du It was a threat, joffrey called tyrion a monster and tyrion proceeded to insinuate that a king like joffrey could as well be killed just as Robb stark was. That's why if you watch the whole clip, joffrey tells tyrion that he could be hanged for such a comment.
"And now I've struck a king. Did my hand fall from my wrist?" He has many amazing lines but this is definitely one of my top favs. Basically anytime he makes a fool of Joff.
@@mikeburner7406 at least in the romantic view of abosulte monarchy ;) hade more royal guards operated that way i suspect there would been more monarchies still around
Davin Sweet 12 at dinner was still a lie, the idea of betrayal had a fight that killed loads as a result. Tywin was a cruel puppeteer, but honor is not among the qualities he possessed.
Let's be honest, every quote of Tyrion is the best of Tyrion. Edit: alright guys this comment was made 7 years ago long before those last few shitty seasons came out and ruined tyrions character by making him make the same dick and ball jokes over and over. My comment was based on the excellent writing of the first few seasons.
Violet Copper jack gleeson.... outstanding acting "monster.... perhaps you should speak to me more softly then.... monsters are dangerous, and right now kings are dying like flys...."
i think joffrey plays a better villain than ramsey...people just got 100% more triggered than they already were when he raped sansa...other than that joffrey is an overall better at being a villain
Abdo Lol no he isn't, Joffrey is a horrible villain, he does nothing but whine and order petty punishments. Ramsay on the other hand, is a great villain, he orchestrated the siege of winterfell by tricking Theon, and then tortured him and broke him down into a mere roach, he cunningly foiled stannis's plans to take winterfell (though they were already boiling down after he burned his daughter). Ramsay was a true terror, unlike Joffrey. The only reason Ramsay met his demise is because through insecurity and jealousy he killed his own father. Joffrey met his despise because he was an awful person with no value to anyone.
David Hughes No Joffrey was not horrible villian. He was just a normal useless whiner. He didn't have any character aspect. But he was lucky of his kind to be the crown prince. The only thing he got was that and that made him who likes to feel his strength since he had nothing else. He wasn't a villian he was just a vicious idiot just like tyrion said. But yes, Ramsay was a real villian. Smart, strong, brave and evil.
For me, Tyrion was hands-down the best character of the series. Loved seeing his character develop into the man he became. He actually would have been the best King. If not him then Jon.
He'd make a much better king than Jon. Jon tended to do stupid things even when he was advised not to do them by people he knew had more experience and knowledge.
@@daverhoden445 Agreed, Tyrion would have been the best king of anyone in the show. Good enough to do the right thing, savvy enough to do the smart thing, and knew when to do which if he couldn't do both.
@@daverhoden445 : True, although Jon would have been a good King because of his good heart, honesty, moral convictions, and bravery, he did have the same weaknesses that his Stark father and brother Rob had. That was to occasionally make ill advised decisions from the heart rather than from the head.
I love how Joffery always had that small fear of Tyrion. He might mouth at him, but he was always apprehensive of the discipline that followed, and that showed up beautifully in the acting too.
He knows that Tyrion has no problem putting hands on him. It’s easy to be a bully to people who are scared to touch you. Not so much to someone who has proven that they’re not afraid.
2:59 i love that bit " im not ned stark i understand how the game is played" Ned was truly a fool when it came to polotics he was a warrior thats it . Tyrion is no nool when it comes to polotics and he lets everyone know they can do him like they did ned.
@@daverhoden445 Even then, it took _everything_ the court could throw at him to make Ned break. If Petyr Baelish had even a shred of honor, Ned would have won. Hell, if Ned accepted Renly's offer to secure the royal brats, he would have won.
@@andyknightwarden9746 Ned basically did win. In the show there's literally 1 Lannister left while the Starks rule the entire continent. In the books Cersei's reign is in the shitter with like 5 rebellions happening at once, meanwhile the only thing the Northern lords disagree on is whether to install Jon or Rickon on the throne once every last Bolton has been assassinated. Ruling with honour might get you killed but it has the benefit of your descendents' subjects not wanting to murder them.
He was the first character that really won my love on this show. So smart, funny, sarcastic, acid, brave and with a surprisingly kind heart. I'll be eternally bitter about the writers ruining him too.
I do too. I love how honorable he was with her and how he also defended her against everyone, especially Joffrey. I also love how Sansa was at first hesitant around him but then seemed to relax around him a little bit. I think they make a great match.
angel whispers Thinking back on all the other actual or potential husbands she has known (the sadistic psychopath Joffrey, the homosexual Loras Tyrell, the worse sadistic psychopath Ramsay Bolton, the brain-addled Robin Arryn, the vicious Littlefinger), I'm sure she adores Tyrion, has nothing but love for him, and wishes she had never left his side... LOL
"I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid." THAT'S the best Tyrion Lannister quote in the entire series.
I love the part where Tryion responds "As has Jamie, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon." If you look at Tryion's face, you can see him trying not to say it. But he just has to. Great acting.
"When you cut out a man's tongue you're not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world you fear what he might say" Is that one in the series or only in the books?
lalle5000 I don't remember hearing it in the show. I also thought it was littlefinger who said it. Its been a while since I read the books so I may be wrong.
I've read the books and can confirm: he says that after Cersei has the tongues of some guys who say Joff's a incest baby at King's Landing. Or it's that she wants Stannis's tongue cut out for calling Joff an incest baby. I can't remember which.
Dan & Dave rushed the last season because they were promised to be at the head of the next Star Wars trilogy. That's why they screwed up the last season and rushed everything, destroying what was the maybe the best fantasy TV show ever. They could have taken all the time they wanted but crammed everything down into a few laughable episodes.
"Ohh a monster.. Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous, and just now kings are dying like flies." Tyrion has won the world
“I will *not* give my life for Joffrey's murder, and I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. *I demand a trial by combat.”*
Tyrion really has the same energy as Gregory House. Smarter than everyone, witty as all get-out, physically disabled. They even share a lot of facial features. And the funny part is, their actors are pretending to do each other’s real accents.
Fiona Simpson Not him though. His family should be happy they never managed to get him accepted as lord of Winterfell. He'd be a very dangerous opponent.
Correction: he does care for her. More as a father figure than a husband though. He...feels bad for her because her brother, father, mother, and (at the time of marriage, believed at least) her SISTER was dead. She was abused by that little fucknugget Joffrey, and when he died it was a god damn Comedy Central special. L O L T H E R E S N O T H I N G E L S E
Tyrion MADE the show. Every time he was on screen I couldn't WAIT to see what he'd say and/or do. I loved the relationship between him & Sansa. He was so kind to her & she showed him the respect he deserved.
They cut out one of the best jokes; "Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats" Tyrion "There are no goats half man" Hill tribe man "Well, make do" Tyrion
Everyone does that it seems, also the Beard scene I believe was before that one, It's indeed the best one if done fully, because just the first line is Meh
Tyrion's words in the first few seasons - “Those are brave men knocking at our door, let’s go kill them!” "I drink and I know things" "I'm not questioning your honor...I'm denying its existence." "I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things." "The world won't let you forget what you are. Armor yourself in it." "Monsters are dangerous, and just now, kings are dying like flies." "We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings..but i dont know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot" Tyrion's words in the last season - "VaRyS nO cOcK hAhAhA" "WhO hAs A bEtTer StOrY tHaN bRaN tHe BrOkEn?" Can't believe how D&D butchered Tyrion's IQ in half, as if his height wasn't enough of an impediment.
@@paeanblotch6396 Meaning obviously it's "one of, if not the best character in the show". It's the character with the most time in the books, so obviously.
When you go into a show, thinking that the dwarf is gonna be a conniving coward with more brains than balls. Then you keep watching and realize he's the best character in the show and is just straight up awesome. IMP SLAP!
@@Chalice1017 that's too true and accurate to our current.... leader. Man I seriously don't think of him as our leader. I feel like game of thrones "I'm not questioning your presidency but I'm denying it's existence"
"A monster... Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies..." is in my opinion the absolute perfection of lines xD. Threat, joke and truth all in one and it's amazing!
I love how, whenever Tyrion says things to Joffrey, you can actually see in Joffreys eyes that he is learning from Tyrion, or at least taking into account what he is saying. He's also shocked that someone is saying these things to him xD
Tyrion was one of the few with the balls to call him out when he was being excessively stupid and had a backhand strong enough to knock some sense into him. I bet if he had raised the twerp joffrey would have grown into a far less worthless monster of a king. He might have been another cruel tyrant, but at least he wouldnt have been a petty obvious one.
He was one of my reasons for watching this show. Great actor, great character, great writing and direction. What he may have lacked in size and athleticism he more than compensated for with mental acuity, focus, courage, humor and humanity. Truly the imp lol!
The slavers wanted to amputate Tyrion and sell his lucky charm to a merchant, They reckon they don't need to take the entire dwarf as proof of origin, Tyrion cries, "Guess again!" How Jorah and the slavers kept a straight face I'll never know.
They should've totally had the one from s1 e1 between him and Jon Snow. So many good ones to pick from. “My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind...and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That's why I read so much Jon Snow.”
Queen Justin Bieber:You're talking to a king! Tyrion:And now i struck a king! Did my hand fell from my wrist? *tyrion walks away while king's guard opens passage* most epic moment till the trial
what happened to "a day will come when you think your safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth and you will know the debt is paid" in the books that scene and the scene where he stares down jaime are the best
"ahh yes, dispensing the entire court because my Sister can't Stand me. I see this as an absolute win" (Not a quote, just feels like something he would say)
Tyrion - "Where are the Gods of tits and wine?" Varys - "In the summer isles... they worship a fertility goddess with sixteen teets." Tyrion - "We should sail there immediately!" lmao... absolutely brilliant!
Tyrion was my favorite character from both the books and the series. And, Peter Dinklage did a fabulous job of portraying him! I had seen him in other roles and liked him, too, but Tyrion is the run away best!
"My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and I have my mind. And a mind needs books, as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. That is why I read, Jon Snow."
"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say" This is one of the best Tyrion quotes, but I think it did not make it into the series. It is from the books.
Although not the most profound, “In the Summer Isles, they worship the fertility goddess with 16 teets.” “We should sail there immediately” is one of my favorite lines in the show😂
"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, and it can never be used to hurt you." Why is this not here!?!?!
ThePat1221 season 1 wouldn't load. So many quotes lost I know. That's why its 25 great not 25 best of. Its an imperfect world....sigh
Aah.
Another one from Season 1.
Jaime and Cersei are talking about Bran becoming a cripple. Jaime says something about he'd rather die than become a cripple (oh, the irony). Tyrion answers:
"I disagree, brother, death is so final. But life... life is full of possibilities."
season 1 wouldn't load. UA-cam is weird like that.
Don't worry, the video was great anyway, kudos for doing it. =)
"I'm not questioning your honor...I'm denying its existence." Haha Yes!
that line was so good
That cool
Best line😂😂😂
😍
FATALITY
"I'm not questioning season 8... I'm denying its existence"
We've had vicious seasons and we've had idiot seasons but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot of a season
Haven't even watched it! I too am denying it's existence!
Nice!
@@ashwinashu4825 *I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious season of two idiots
just 8?
season 5 was meh
6 was stupid
7 obnoxious
8 horrible
"i'm not questioning your honor, i'm denying it's existence" everything that get's out of his mouth is pure gold LOL
and then it just stopped after the first half of the show. Q_Q
“I’m entirely sure you’re entirely sure what I’m suggesting”. Definitely using this if the opportunity comes
Well, he IS a Lannister...
@@alterworlds1629 Martin said in an interview that Tyrion's lines were like the comebacks that he would think of too late to be able to say naturally in conversation. Makes sense that the good lines ended after the show began to stray from the books.
If Tywin shits gold then Tyrion barfs gold
"weve had vicious kings and weve had idiot kings..but i dont know if weve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot"
classic!
hainezyy bro we've*
Anas Rachidi ol
Aerys?
He smacked the shit out of him😂
lol I love Tyrion
"Monsters are dangerous, and just now, kings are dying like flies."
I made it 1k
varys trying his best not to laugh
I didn't get this line... can u explain? english isn't my first language, sorry >
@@kk-pb3du It was a threat, joffrey called tyrion a monster and tyrion proceeded to insinuate that a king like joffrey could as well be killed just as Robb stark was. That's why if you watch the whole clip, joffrey tells tyrion that he could be hanged for such a comment.
Probably my favourite line from him.
"I didnt kill your son Joffrey, but I wish to God I had..." That line had me on the floor...his whole trial speech was awesome.
Hell the whole trial scene should be on here
I know, it's dumb that it was left off
“I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had!” You misquoted the line
Watching your vicious son die gave me more relieves than a thousand lying hores.
This has to be the best scene of the entire show man.
@@oliviergimenez6156 “Watching your vicious bastard die, gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores” You misquoted it
"And now I've struck a king. Did my hand fall from my wrist?"
He has many amazing lines but this is definitely one of my top favs.
Basically anytime he makes a fool of Joff.
And when he does Jeffrey just ends up in complete and utter shock that his uncle of all people would dare insult the king infront of so many.
@@Khajiidaro Even the knight in the background just sort of watches as Tyrion walks away
@@mikeburner7406 at least in the romantic view of abosulte monarchy ;) hade more royal guards operated that way i suspect there would been more monarchies still around
He's cruel,but not sadistic like most of the rest
Honestly, he should have been fostered with tyrion as a boy. He would have grown up smarter, or permanently rosy cheeked and too timid to be crazy.
Lancel- I swear it!
Tyrion-Swear it on what?
Lancel-On my life!
Tyrion-But I don't care about your life!
Even torturing you is boring. Lol
Xander Sanders: Lol
Poor Lancel 😂
Lancel - a boy with girl's face
The only man with honor in House Lannister
SLOmotaro The man behind red wedding? Naaah
Kill twelve men at dinner or ten thousand in battle?
Red wedding was rational(a cruel rational truth though)
Davin Sweet They killed the rest of Robb Starks army at the red wedding to right? or did they just told them to go home ;)
Erik Antonsson
He spared many of the other armies.
Then again this is in tywins eyes not mine.
I think it was still horrific though lol.
Davin Sweet 12 at dinner was still a lie, the idea of betrayal had a fight that killed loads as a result. Tywin was a cruel puppeteer, but honor is not among the qualities he possessed.
“A toast, to the proud Lannister children. The dwarf, the cripple and the mother of madness” - Tyrion 🤣🤣
I'd forgotten that one, but all in all it is true.
Missing my fav quote:
Cersei: You're not half as clever as you think you are
Tyrion: That still makes me more clever than you
I love when Tyrion insults his sister, all the scenes I've with them in it, it's hysterical.
Such gigantic balls on such a small man, he's brilliant.
That's how he rolls
+The True Fizz Are you saying he rolls around on his balls?
+Evan Dempsey well they are gigantic.
yomaster12345 perhaps his big balls are the reason he's so lust filled.
yomaster12345 the grandest of balls
Let's be honest, every quote of Tyrion is the best of Tyrion.
Edit: alright guys this comment was made 7 years ago long before those last few shitty seasons came out and ruined tyrions character by making him make the same dick and ball jokes over and over. My comment was based on the excellent writing of the first few seasons.
You are right.
Travis Crowell I thought this video was just going to be all his lines in the show.
undead890 Might as well be a 10 hour loop of him slapping joffrey.
@Travis Crowell, id love to see that.
Travis Crowell you bloody genius
"I drink and I know things"
Once a great man said.... 😂
-Rick Sanchez
@Kenzo Jamari bots ... Bots everywhere.
That was his best
Sorry not cannon
"THAT was a threat! See the difference?"
Love this character! Peter Dinklage is a great actor in whatever role he is playing!
My own favorite line
"I'm not questioning you're honor, Lord Janice! I'm denying it's existence." Fucking beautiful.
+Toa Infernus +John Guzzi Little known fact - Lord Janos is a cross dresser - Lord Janice is his "Drag" name
John Guzzi He's gonna need some Ice for that burn.
Well there's plenty of ice at the wall
+Trek001 lol, janine, that made me picture him in a little gown varys style 😂😂
+John “Red” Guzzi dam, burned worse than the blackwater
the guy who plays joffrey is a fucking amazing actor
Violet Copper jack gleeson.... outstanding acting
"monster.... perhaps you should speak to me more softly then.... monsters are dangerous, and right now kings are dying like flys...."
Violet Copper What about Ramsay?
i think joffrey plays a better villain than ramsey...people just got 100% more triggered than they already were when he raped sansa...other than that joffrey is an overall better at being a villain
Abdo Lol no he isn't, Joffrey is a horrible villain, he does nothing but whine and order petty punishments. Ramsay on the other hand, is a great villain, he orchestrated the siege of winterfell by tricking Theon, and then tortured him and broke him down into a mere roach, he cunningly foiled stannis's plans to take winterfell (though they were already boiling down after he burned his daughter). Ramsay was a true terror, unlike Joffrey. The only reason Ramsay met his demise is because through insecurity and jealousy he killed his own father. Joffrey met his despise because he was an awful person with no value to anyone.
David Hughes No Joffrey was not horrible villian. He was just a normal useless whiner. He didn't have any character aspect. But he was lucky of his kind to be the crown prince. The only thing he got was that and that made him who likes to feel his strength since he had nothing else. He wasn't a villian he was just a vicious idiot just like tyrion said.
But yes, Ramsay was a real villian. Smart, strong, brave and evil.
For me, Tyrion was hands-down the best character of the series. Loved seeing his character develop into the man he became. He actually would have been the best King. If not him then Jon.
He'd make a much better king than Jon. Jon tended to do stupid things even when he was advised not to do them by people he knew had more experience and knowledge.
@@daverhoden445 Agreed, Tyrion would have been the best king of anyone in the show. Good enough to do the right thing, savvy enough to do the smart thing, and knew when to do which if he couldn't do both.
Him and the Queen of Thorns, Lady Olenna
@@daverhoden445 : True, although Jon would have been a good King because of his good heart, honesty, moral convictions, and bravery, he did have the same weaknesses that his Stark father and brother Rob had. That was to occasionally make ill advised decisions from the heart rather than from the head.
@@Death_of_the_Endless : Yes, Lady Oleena was an amazingly well done character too. Especially the way she went out…
"It must be hard for you ... to be the disappointing child." You go, Tyrion! :)
My favorite!
Oh. .his gloating smirk when he say it.
Well said. For Cersei she is a big screw up
She's gonna need milk of the poppy for that one
I have always pondered whether Tyrion said "It must be Odd for you" or "It must be Hard for you".........
"Killed a few puppies today?" I laughed so hard watching it the first time.
SaltyFreekay in a manner of speaking, that was precisely what happened
I love how Joffery always had that small fear of Tyrion. He might mouth at him, but he was always apprehensive of the discipline that followed, and that showed up beautifully in the acting too.
He knows that Tyrion has no problem putting hands on him. It’s easy to be a bully to people who are scared to touch you. Not so much to someone who has proven that they’re not afraid.
"Enough, even torturing you is boring" made me chuckle everytime 😂
"Death is so final, whereas life, life is full of possibilities"
-Tyrion
great quote
North and south, east and west, inward and outward, all the directions
"That would make me the quarter man, just doesn't have the same ring to it." LMAO!!
theman4130
2:59 i love that bit " im not ned stark i understand how the game is played"
Ned was truly a fool when it came to polotics he was a warrior thats it . Tyrion is no nool when it comes to polotics and he lets everyone know they can do him like they did ned.
He was far more than just a warrior.
He was honorable
The tragedy of Ned is that he knew he'd be no good at the politics but went anyways because it's what his friend and king wanted.
@@daverhoden445 Even then, it took _everything_ the court could throw at him to make Ned break. If Petyr Baelish had even a shred of honor, Ned would have won. Hell, if Ned accepted Renly's offer to secure the royal brats, he would have won.
@@andyknightwarden9746 Ned basically did win. In the show there's literally 1 Lannister left while the Starks rule the entire continent. In the books Cersei's reign is in the shitter with like 5 rebellions happening at once, meanwhile the only thing the Northern lords disagree on is whether to install Jon or Rickon on the throne once every last Bolton has been assassinated. Ruling with honour might get you killed but it has the benefit of your descendents' subjects not wanting to murder them.
He was the first character that really won my love on this show. So smart, funny, sarcastic, acid, brave and with a surprisingly kind heart.
I'll be eternally bitter about the writers ruining him too.
I do miss Tyrion and Sansa. They were such tortured beings that found a stillness with each other.
It was weird seeing that they both get along in the series
Yeah, it's a shame their relationship never had much of a chance to go anywhere.
I do too. I love how honorable he was with her and how he also defended her against everyone, especially Joffrey. I also love how Sansa was at first hesitant around him but then seemed to relax around him a little bit. I think they make a great match.
+Kalladorn but he is a lanister and she could never forget that enough to love him
angel whispers Thinking back on all the other actual or potential husbands she has known (the sadistic psychopath Joffrey, the homosexual Loras Tyrell, the worse sadistic psychopath Ramsay Bolton, the brain-addled Robin Arryn, the vicious Littlefinger), I'm sure she adores Tyrion, has nothing but love for him, and wishes she had never left his side... LOL
"I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things."
"The next time i have an idea like that....punch me in the face!"
"I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you are safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid." THAT'S the best Tyrion Lannister quote in the entire series.
"It's hard to put a leash on a dog when you've put a crown on it's head."
Number 26, "That's what I do. I Drink and I know things"
It was in Season 6, this videos was posted in 2014
Tyrion's mind is brilliant, he is brilliant.
Number 27: I am the God of tits and wine!
I love the part where Tryion responds "As has Jamie, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon." If you look at Tryion's face, you can see him trying not to say it. But he just has to. Great acting.
i dont get it, what was he talking about
@@majoshit732 Jaime "fell on" (fucked) Cersei. Repeateadly.
Lololol
@@majoshit732incest
"I am not questioning your honour, I am denying it's existence"
Best interaction with Janos Slynt
"YOU ARE TALKING TO A KIN.." *SLAP* "NOW I STRUCK A KING."xD
SuperNikhilg DID MY HAND FALL OF MY WRIST
"When you cut out a man's tongue you're not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world you fear what he might say"
Is that one in the series or only in the books?
lalle5000 no it's in the series
It had to be books...haven't read them and never heard such a quote.
lalle5000 I don't remember hearing it in the show. I also thought it was littlefinger who said it. Its been a while since I read the books so I may be wrong.
book
I've read the books and can confirm: he says that after Cersei has the tongues of some guys who say Joff's a incest baby at King's Landing. Or it's that she wants Stannis's tongue cut out for calling Joff an incest baby. I can't remember which.
I’m not questioning d&d’s ability to write a good story, I’m denying it’s existence.
What's dnd?
@@blipper04 the shorts for the shows writers
So you don't like the show?
Dan & Dave rushed the last season because they were promised to be at the head of the next Star Wars trilogy. That's why they screwed up the last season and rushed everything, destroying what was the maybe the best fantasy TV show ever. They could have taken all the time they wanted but crammed everything down into a few laughable episodes.
@@GarionDAdkins and it turned out the trilogy was just as bad. Poetry
That slap he gave Joffrey was so damn satisfying!
You mean slaps
"Ohh a monster.. Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous, and just now kings are dying like flies." Tyrion has won the world
I love Varis's face
Tyrion with beard and scars looks more badass!
Sexier too, of course.
Jon Snow lol, I thought you were more into wildlings
I know nothing.
Yes and wrinkles too tbh! Lol
@@jonsnow7928 finally someone said it
“I will *not* give my life for Joffrey's murder, and I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. *I demand a trial by combat.”*
Peter Dinklage, you are one beast of an actor. My god, I think you will forever be linked to the fantactic performance of Tyrion Lannister.
How many people can say they've bitch slapped a king? :)
+MisterTutor2010 None.
+MisterTutor2010 Yep... Tyrion is The Kingslapper :)
+MisterTutor2010 Half a man.
Cersei also slapped Joffrey.
+Jonathan Dennis She's his mother, it doesn't count.
who watch tyrion wreck jeoffrey over and over again XD
I love it !
I like the bitch slaps. XD
Horselord me i love it
Horselord here
This shit is gold!! I cant stop watching it!!
Tyrion really has the same energy as Gregory House. Smarter than everyone, witty as all get-out, physically disabled. They even share a lot of facial features. And the funny part is, their actors are pretending to do each other’s real accents.
Brilliant characters, both of them.
Don’t tell me!
Are they RELATED?!
@@judekanawati7467 🤫
2:02this line is so well put together,especially saying it with such a calm friendly tone,gives the quote power
The rest of that scene was amazing too. The other guy thinks he has power and leverage, and Tyrion is like "no, you don't."
"I am the Imp I have certain standards to maintain" absolute best response to being called a perv ever
Who thinks Tyrion and Sansa make a nice couple? Like a friendly couple? They seem to respect one another and he cares for her.
I ship them especially they share something in common when it comes to slapping spoiled brats!
yeah she loves him, especially with his family killing all her family
Fiona Simpson Not him though. His family should be happy they never managed to get him accepted as lord of Winterfell. He'd be a very dangerous opponent.
well his family are practially all dead now so that's a moot point
Correction: he does care for her. More as a father figure than a husband though. He...feels bad for her because her brother, father, mother, and (at the time of marriage, believed at least) her SISTER was dead. She was abused by that little fucknugget Joffrey, and when he died it was a god damn Comedy Central special.
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Tyrion MADE the show. Every time he was on screen I couldn't WAIT to see what he'd say and/or do.
I loved the relationship between him & Sansa. He was so kind to her & she showed him the respect he deserved.
"I drink and i know things." Best and missed quote. Still awesome compilation.
Do 25 best Hodor quotes.
Farting On Stuff Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor
fuck that was good
😂😂😂 Good one
@@ahmadumar918 You forgot Hodor, and Hodor
Hold the door
They cut out one of the best jokes;
"Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats" Tyrion
"There are no goats half man" Hill tribe man
"Well, make do" Tyrion
Pretty sure his name is shagga
@@zachbeezchicken1015 son of dolf
the best one is WHERE IS THE GOD OF TITS AND WINE~Tyrion
Everyone does that it seems, also the Beard scene I believe was before that one, It's indeed the best one if done fully, because just the first line is Meh
@@zachbeezchicken1015 he loves axes
Tyrion's words in the first few seasons - “Those are brave men knocking at our door, let’s go kill them!”
"I drink and I know things"
"I'm not questioning your honor...I'm denying its existence."
"I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things."
"The world won't let you forget what you are. Armor yourself in it."
"Monsters are dangerous, and just now, kings are dying like flies."
"We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings..but i dont know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot"
Tyrion's words in the last season - "VaRyS nO cOcK hAhAhA"
"WhO hAs A bEtTer StOrY tHaN bRaN tHe BrOkEn?"
Can't believe how D&D butchered Tyrion's IQ in half, as if his height wasn't enough of an impediment.
They ran out of source material and weren’t clever enough to fanfic it themselves.
1:59 "I'm not questioning your honour, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence."
Rarely was one man decimated so thoroughly.
Tyrion is hands down one of, if not the best characters in this show.
"THOSE ARE BRAVE MEN KNOCKING AT OUR DOORS...LET'S GO KILL THEM!"
Dinklage will NEVER have a better role. Ever.
Fun fact : All of them are of until season 4
Well yes, it's the favorite character of GRRM and has the most chapters in the books.
@@taserrr meaning?
@@paeanblotch6396 Meaning obviously it's "one of, if not the best character in the show". It's the character with the most time in the books, so obviously.
When you go into a show, thinking that the dwarf is gonna be a conniving coward with more brains than balls. Then you keep watching and realize he's the best character in the show and is just straight up awesome.
IMP SLAP!
Dinklage will NEVER have a better role.
Tyrion is the rare exception, he can be brave and has equal amounts of balls and brains
"It's hard to put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on its head" 😆😆
Great line. Now relevant to America’s great leader!!!
Savage 😂😆😈
*its
@@thedarkknight9153 corrected 👍
@@Chalice1017 that's too true and accurate to our current.... leader. Man I seriously don't think of him as our leader. I feel like game of thrones "I'm not questioning your presidency but I'm denying it's existence"
"A monster... Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies..." is in my opinion the absolute perfection of lines xD. Threat, joke and truth all in one and it's amazing!
Cersei: it's all fallen on me
Tyrion: as has Jamie according to Stanis Baratheon
SAVAGE! 😂 with that smile on his face 😂😂 LOVE HIM!!
I love how, whenever Tyrion says things to Joffrey, you can actually see in Joffreys eyes that he is learning from Tyrion, or at least taking into account what he is saying. He's also shocked that someone is saying these things to him xD
Tyrion was one of the few with the balls to call him out when he was being excessively stupid and had a backhand strong enough to knock some sense into him. I bet if he had raised the twerp joffrey would have grown into a far less worthless monster of a king. He might have been another cruel tyrant, but at least he wouldnt have been a petty obvious one.
Who knows? Given a few years, he might have made a proper man out of Joffrey.
@@MasterJediDude possibly, but a lot more people might’ve died before that, but who knows?
Tyrion is honestly and objectively the best character in the show by a long shot
He was one of my reasons for watching this show. Great actor, great character, great writing and direction. What he may have lacked in size and athleticism he more than compensated for with mental acuity, focus, courage, humor and humanity. Truly the imp lol!
"We should sail there immediately." HAHAH fuckin legend.
"You love your children. It's your one redeeming quality; that and your cheekbones."
Best quote and its not here. But its a nice compilation :)
Even the cersei's actress tried not to laugh..😂
Man those first four seasons were so so good! "I drink and I know things"
"I drink and I know things ... it's what I do." That quote always brings a smile to my face.
The slavers wanted to amputate Tyrion and sell his lucky charm to a merchant, They reckon they don't need to take the entire dwarf as proof of origin, Tyrion cries, "Guess again!" How Jorah and the slavers kept a straight face I'll never know.
+Poot Lovato Yes haha one of the funniest scenes from him.. That and the one where he was on trial talking about masturbating into the stew xD
+Kagamine Rin
The stew that he believes his sister may have ate.
Angryboy at least he hopes she did 😂
emeraldfire1314 and yet we still don't know what happened when he walked into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass 😂
Angryboy
She should have recognized the Lannister juice 😋
1:34
Cersie: "...its all fallen on me"
Tyrion: "As has Jamie repeatedly according to Stannis Baratheon"
LMAO. best part!
+edenwoodms i didnt get that part..
I love his little smirk before he says it
Shots fired
😱How did I miss that one?
That would be a good part ...
@0:46 varys doesn't even look for a seal to confirm the authenticity of the letter. Looks like his spies shared the news even before Tyrion reached 🤣🙌
I noticed that 😂😂
Of all the characters in "Game of Thrones," Tyrion Lassister is my favorite. He never fails with a great comeback.
They should've totally had the one from s1 e1 between him and Jon Snow. So many good ones to pick from. “My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind...and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That's why I read so much Jon Snow.”
Queen Justin Bieber:You're talking to a king!
Tyrion:And now i struck a king! Did my hand fell from my wrist?
*tyrion walks away while king's guard opens passage* most epic moment till the trial
Ahh the old days the music, the plot everything about the early seasons were perfect
He's witty, diplomatic, brave, Humane and what not?
One of the best character of GOT❤😍
"In summerisle there a god of fertility, which has 16 tits"
WE SHOULD SAIL THERE IMMIDIATELY
HAHAH
my favorite: when Joffery annouce rob starks death at the meeting.. Joffery ran in smiling ...
"just killed a few puppies?" Tyrion....LOL
Such a quick wit. Tyrion was one of my favorite characters!
What I love about him is how he somehow doesn't take orders from anyone he doesn't want to and still performs all his duties
what happened to "a day will come when you think your safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth and you will know the debt is paid" in the books that scene and the scene where he stares down jaime are the best
Naruto😍
if they kill him i'll stop watching
You're not going to want to watch Season Six then...
Puppeteer Pandas thanks for the spoiler
Barda, don't believe everything you read on the internet >.>
Puppeteer Pandas wut
Puppeteer Pandas
if they do it would piss off everyone and nobody will watch the show
"Always remember, whatever they'll pay you i ll pay you twice it's price"
0:52 I love how Tyrion immediately smirks when he sees Cersei’s reaction
"ahh yes, dispensing the entire court because my Sister can't Stand me. I see this as an absolute win"
(Not a quote, just feels like something he would say)
I'm not questioning your honor Lord Janos, I'm denying it's existence. Tyrion has the best lines
Tyrion - "Where are the Gods of tits and wine?"
Varys - "In the summer isles... they worship a fertility goddess with sixteen teets."
Tyrion - "We should sail there immediately!"
lmao... absolutely brilliant!
Imagine the story if Tyrion and Varys loaded up on gold, hopped a galley, and noped out to the Summer Isles for the rest of their lives.
"Its hard to put a leash on a dog once you´ve put a crown on its head" one of my fav. 05:28
Tyrion was my favorite character from both the books and the series. And, Peter Dinklage did a fabulous job of portraying him! I had seen him in other roles and liked him, too, but Tyrion is the run away best!
Anyone else notice how most of Tyrion's comments are directed towards Joffery and Cersei?
WondaGal1000 He does spend an unholy amount of time with them both...
It's because Joffry is a nasty little shit. And Cersei is nasty pile of shit.
He's the greatest Lannister-killer in the world today.
They’re his family, he does love them and for Tyrion that means talking to them a lot. I love him.
@@thexalon Lol, he hates, and he tries to be loved by Cersei but hates her at the same time, like for Tywin.
"That would make me the quarter man. Doesn't have the same ring to it." Pissed myself laughing.
Jeoffrey"You're talking to a King!"
Tyrion"And now I struck one!Did my hand fall off my wrist?!"
-Best punishment Jeoffrey ever got
the only punishment he ever got. he was coddled all his life
the best written, best performed character on a show with amazing characters , actors/actresses and writing
I love this character.
I'm entirely sure, you're entirely sure what I'm suggesting
“Kill me if anything should happen to Tyrion” - Lancil Lannister
I laughed uncontrollably for 5 minutes straight after hearing this
"My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and I have my mind. And a mind needs books, as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. That is why I read, Jon Snow."
6:32 - 6:51 for the most inspirational war speech of all time.
I don't know ,Theon is very good too.
Sergio Dias Nah.
Season 2 ep 10 , see
I know what scene you're referring to, but it wasn't that great in my opinion.
It's ok
"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say"
This is one of the best Tyrion quotes, but I think it did not make it into the series. It is from the books.
I remember it from the series but I don't remember when it was said
Although not the most profound,
“In the Summer Isles, they worship the fertility goddess with 16 teets.”
“We should sail there immediately” is one of my favorite lines in the show😂
“You chopped one’s head off, and let another escape. Father would be furious” damn I wish they gave us this scene with all 3 of them at the same time
"They worship the Fertility Goddess with 16 teets"
"WE SHOULD SAIL THERE IMMEDIATELY." :D