Garrus ascends to godhood
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Instructions:
Pick Garrus and choose armor/skin that gives boost for weapon damage.
Level him up and pick every skill that gives boost for assault rifles.
Then give him N7 Typhoon LMG and slap an extended barrel (for extra DMG) and a Magazine upgrade (for maximum amount of DAKKA) to that bitch. Remember to upgrade the weapon itself on Normandy!
Finally, just apply AP rounds on his gun and let him ascend past the gates of Valhalla and take his place among the kings of Asgard.
Note: You'll need the Groundside Resistance Pack DLC to acquire the N7 Typhoon in singleplayer.
Song used: "Giuseppe Verdi: Messa da Requiem - Dies iraes"
He didn't spend all of that time calibrating for shits and giggles.
Piccolo Junior I wish I could like a comment more than once
Your comment made this video worth it.
Can we push this comment to over 9000 please?
I couldn't stop laughing!
The internet is yours for the taking.
Red ending - destroy all synthetics
Blue ending - control the reapers
Green ending - unify organics and synthetics
Yellow ending - give Garrus another 50% assault rifle damage, let him solo the reapers
Give him the M920-Cain and he can take on harbinger without batting an eye
@@dr.science_0177 There is a Mod for that. Or at least there is for ME2.
@@dr.science_0177 that thing is a literal nuke, is there a way to equip squad mates with it
Tbh that's a dlc ending I would pay to see
garrus, god of war and calibrations, "calibrating" the reapers
I dont care what Mass Effect 2 cutscenes show: the Normandy cannon upgrade is actually Garrus being lowered on a rope in an EVA suit and firing at the collector base.
Lmao this is my head canon now
Best mental image. XD
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL... OF THIS HEADCANON
This was awesome. +1 internet points
This is Canon now
Thane prayed to the God of death & he said unto Thane "Could we talk later? I'm a little busy with these calibrations".
"Could it wait for a bit?"
*He. We must give the God of War and Death His proper respect
not right now
"I may not *cough* ...have a later, O God of Death."
"Sorry Thane, should have thought of that before I got these guns to calibrate."
@@thegreyeyedcat9142 caps lock is for the weak... and those not missing their caps lock on their keyboards.
i definitely have caps lock. i'm just not using it, because i can.
I'd pay more attention to build videos if they were made like this.
Absolutely 🎉
"You exist because I allow it, and you will end because I demand it."
- Garrus Vakarian
'I am the vanguard of your destruction'
Half the Quarian fleet unloading their weapons on the reaper...
Garrus:" they were the vanguard. I am the main force"
Garrus giveth and Garrus taketh
"Beat me if you can. Survive if I let you."
- Garrus "Taz" Vakarian
But first, let me finish these calibrations.
If you play this way, you essentially end up playing as a sidekick to Garrus. You become a side character in your own game.
LMAO!
Damn right!
That...actually doesn't sound to bad, lol.
ThatBoringOne ROFL!!!!
Commander Garru--- I mean Shepard
Shepard: >_____>
I guess the name "Archangel" is well deserved.
Angel of Death, I say.
Reaper of Reapers I guess?
His mortal name is Garrus, but his heavenly name is Azrael: Archangel of Death.
Oh god. For some reason the angels from the ringed city dlc from DS3 came to mind after reading this.
Ted2of25 babayaga
Admiral Hackett: "We cannot win this war by conventional means!"
Garrus: "And I took that personally."
Garrus be like: "that a challenge?"
I mean Turians already took down few Sovereign size of ship , it means theyve destroyed few cycles dominant species. No matter what Krogans claim, Turians are badass. Wrex was telling Garrus that theyve never tested themselves on a real struggle. This shows Turians can stay vigilant. I didnt hear any other species who took down a big reaper other than human and turians.
🤣😭
A Turian ex cop undergoing apotheosis under the guidance of a cyborg zombie _is_ pretty unconventional to be quite frank...
Why did I read that in his voice!? 😂
Here's how we beat the reapers, we give Garrus a large ship and we tell him that the reapers are dangerous criminals but we don't have the damming evidence that is needed to convict them
You, sir, desevere a cookie.
I still giggle at this comment.
Unhacker, The Laziest Bastard on the Internet
He will get it done
I mean that's technically ME1
Tell him they need calibrating
You play on Insanity. Garrus plays on Narrative.
No, it's not Garrus playing on Insanity. It's the Reapers playing on Insanity.
We need that animated ASAP
If we consider that Harbinger is an AI i guess he's throwing...himself out?
Assuming direct hissy-fit
FistKitso When Harbinger plays against Garrus, Dark Souls appeals him as an easy an encouraging game a lot more.
Garrus's Dossier: "Unlikely to fully develop under Shepard's command"
Also Garrus:
I always thought that was just the Shadow Broker thinking apathetically and far too analytically; he didn't understand there weren't any competitions on the Normandy. It was a group of friends, each highly skilled and talented in their own way, working together to save the galaxy from immense dangers. Garrus became a neigh unstoppable soldier, leader, and tactical advisor BECAUSE of Shepard's leadership and the hardships they faced. I'd say he developed his skills quite fully.
@@robertstaples3256 my mental image...
The kill happy Gang in their Tour bus
I think the Shadow Broker believed that since Garry’s struggled working with C-Sec, he would struggle working on the Normandy
@@robertstaples3256 Like Shepard's leadership made him from vigilantie on Omega to one of highest ranking turians
Wasn't that specifically talking about Garrus' leadership skills? He's probably right. Under Shepard, Garrus doesn't develop fully as a leader. He just turned that leadership potential into another Assault Rifle Damage +50%.
**Kills off a reaper by mowing it down with an assault rifle**
"Scoped and dropped!"
Jake Branthe "I love this rifle"
shepard says: still counts as only one
You only need to press the trigger once, fool.
scratch one
"It's a machine gun!"
I did this build, and he killed an Atlas on Sur'Kesh before he even finished the voiceline to warn me that there was an Atlas... this build is fucking stupid and I love it
Garrus: Kills Atlas
Also Garrus: There’s an Atlas, Shepard. Well, there WAS.
"Watch out, Shepard, there's pieces of Atlas everywhere!"
"One less now, though"
"Indeed"
@@mick-ericboettge8683 More like "Watch out, Shepard, Atlas shrapnel!"
Did this build, got the achievement for killing the Brute, the Atlas and the Harvester BEFORE they even came close to me.
On Palaven they named a bridge after Garrus, but Garrus requested they change the name, saying "No one crosses Garrus Vakarian and lives"
Underrated comment.
@@AlleluiaElizabeth Would this comment be "Mass Effect: The ABRIDGED version?"
@@antonyduhamel1166 *Krillin, from off camera:* HA.
Did you know that Palaven has such as weak magnetic field that the sun can actually give people radiation poisoning? They call this phenomenon Vakarian Syndrome, because Garrus is the only known turian that can kill people so efficiently.
I just had a tough day at work and this comment has put me in a great mood
Garrus Vakarian: Hero of the Citadel, Saviour of the Galaxy
Oh and his sidekick Commander Shepard too.
U mean his girlfriend
Internet fam Julia, I like the way you think
Theres no Sheperd without Vakarian.
Or is it the other way around?
@@JuneShepardN7 are you ready to be a woman?
Y'all should have seen him on Palavan before shepard came.
We played BFG division in our helmets and turned it into Killing Floor 2 in a few minutes.
The Banshee melting under his hail of fire satisfied me. Hate those things.
I hate too her boyfriend, the Brute.
Arthas Nerzhul Brutes are easier to down IMO.
As a vanguard you kill brutes with two shots.
as a infiltrator you kill it with one shot. banshee is quite a different story tho.
I'm more for using the SMG + incendiary ammo and then charging at it one or two times. That 175 damage bonus every other shot + tech burst is much more enjoyable to me.
I tried this in the Remaster with the difficulty on Veteran; for a challenge but not too hard. Garrus killed the Atlas at the Tuchanka Bomb Site so fast the game glitched and didn't even show the explosion animation.
Garrus literally broke the game he's in with this build.
garrus beyond calibrations even bioware let garrus calibrating himself
You can leave the game on Insanity for the entirety of the remaster. You won't die much if at all, unless you are reckless.
Just beat ME3 without Garrus as Infiltrator, fairly easy when you can take out most enemies with a couple of shots.
For added fun run James as a secondary backup with the same setup, all bonuses in weapon damage where you can with Incendiary ammo. Hilarious room clearing
@@tywinlannister8015 engineer is OP as hell. Just spam incinerate and overload all day long
@@Whiteythereaper James is supposed to remain back on the ship packing our sack lunches.
We're reaching levels of calibration that shouldn't be possible.
Yeah I know, according to my meter....
ITS OVER 9000!!!! ;)
Legion must be almost shutting down with shock
Garrus: Now I'm a little calibrated!
Read it in Doc Browns voice from back to the future. It's so much better.
These comments are so good I'm gonna drop an l and keep scrolling 🤣
*Gets made fun of for spending all of ME2 calibrating, destroys Collector ship in 2 shots*
He actually only needed one shot. The second was just to make the ship feel better about itself.
Syler Fleck I’m confused when did the badass destroy a ship
@@coletalbot4007 in the game if you max the ship upgrades (or in this case specifically the cannon) then when you invade the collector base it two shots the collector ship that destroys the first Normandy at the beginning of the game. Garrus will spend the game calibrating the gun as his default dialogue (when you try to talk to again him after hearing new dialogue, he will say he needs to get back to calibrating). The meme in the community is that he just doesn't want to talk, but the joke here is he was being completely serious with the calibrating and the gun was his magnus opus.
@@ThrawnFett123 Isn't it magnum opus?
@@faarsight It should be magnus opus. Latin adjectives get the same end as the noun they are describing. Although I don't exactly remember my lessons, and there was something weird going on with male-female conjugation of nouns and adjectives, so take it with grain of salt.
The tips menu more or less says "Pick two teammates of your choice, as long as one of them is Garrus".
I mean I do that anyway so no big deal
same him and tali or liara always
And the other is Tali;)
Why use primatives when Javik is there to tell you about the good old days of his cycle?
@@unholywolf1945 And if you combine him and Garrus....
I am starting to feel sorry for the reapers!
- We’ve come to take you.
- Let me ask Garrus.
*2 seconds later*
- He said no.
It's not a choice-
*gun_reload.mp3*
- Leave.
@@ИванКлименко-ъ6п Woah okay cool your jets, I'm going-
i understand this reference and i love it
Goddammit that was clever.
The hardest decision in all of Mass Effect is picking which companion to bring with Garrus and I.
Tali
Liara to group them together or pull them out of cover when they get scared.
Tali
For the awkward love triangle.
Works for both male and femshep.
In Mass Effect 2 I used to bring either Thane or Legion so we'd be a sniper squad.
James with a similar build, turn your squad into a living Apache convoy and unleash hell
Ah, yes, “Garrus.” An immortal Turian allegedly calibrating on the Normandy. We have dismissed that claim.
*Air quote with 3 fingers*
Shepard: *points gun* Tf you say about my husband you councilor bitch?
So this is why he was always busy calibrating
He gives the normandy 1% of his power
Reaper council lol
Fun fact from TVTropes: The official strategy guide's advice for Insanity difficulty starts with, in essence, "Never take Garrus out of your team. Ever."
This 100% works in the remaster, for anyone curious lmao
@@idonthavh1n166 you mean for the turian rebel skill tree or the armor?
Glad to hear, I just hit ME3 and I'm ready to make my boyfriend the killing machine he deserves to be
Though in the Remaster, they make the typhoon a spectre requisition. I just got mine and got enoufh just after sur kesh and probing world's.
Right now I have Garrus using that sniper rifle that fires explosive rounds, is it better to have him use the Typhoon?
@@gregdunn965 I've had him shred through bosses before the dialog announcing the boss was there had ended with the typhoon
"Firing concussive shot!"
*Entire planet disintegrates*
"Got him."
Equip him with a few M-920 Cains and watch him solo Reaper Dreadnoughts!! Who needs the Crucible?
No Prothean super weapon can even dream of hoping to match the all mighty destructive power of Garrus!
God I laughed so hard at this comment lmao
"SCOPED AND DROPPED!"
Behold the power of our Lord!
Harbinger: we have a army
Shepard: we have Garrus.
Garrus: I have calibrations to do.
Jon Ericson that's my secret, Shepard. *I'm always calibrating.*
Levi Brennan
"oh yeah? you and what army?"
"i don't need an army. i've got a Garrus."
Dricin Lafrey
Sheppard: and, Garrus?
Garrus: hm?
Shepard: fire high impact shots.
+Dricin Lafrey demn, i expected this one!
What’s horrifying about this that I just noticed was that he was only using the magazine upgrade IV, not V. Garrus has the potential to unleash even more death
........😨 good god......
How about New Game+, he could upgrade the N7 Typhoon to level X then. Probably take out Harbinger in a single shot.
@@Dilandau3000 I hadn't thought about this when I started a New Game+ Guess I'm not going to have to do anything in the game now
@@flykintoun no, no, you still have to do the dialogues lol
@@FerunaLutelou
Khalisah al-Jilani: * tries to speak *
* gunshot from behind Shepard *
* Shepard looks behind them at Garrus *
Garrus: Thought I'd try shooting our way out. Mix things up a little.
Garrus in ME3: Wanna see me break the game?
Garrus in MERem: Wanna see me do it again?
MERem?
@@ASlickNamedPimpback Mass Effect Remastered
Garrus in me1 snips reaper ships from citadel just for fun
LMAO ive died from laugh
uh its called legendary edition
The whole game would be Shepard saying "Thank you, Garrus."
lol 'the garrus effect'- when Garrus has enough of Shepards shit and decides "fuck this I AM GOD!" and proceeds to single handedly kill EVERYTHING... in the end the only thing left alive in the universe is Garrus... ALL HAIL GARRUS!
Garrus, God-Emperor of Turiankind.
Shepard should go. Garrus welcomed.
=][= The Emperor Garrus Protects =][=
@@MyVanir This needs to be a thing, and each turian is assigned a human sidekick to press buttons for them, ESPECIALLY the big red ones
It just cracks me when Kai Leng immediately changes his mind and runs away from Garrus' punishment
"Shepard is MINE!" *instantly hosed down in a torrent of bullets*
I didn't even fire a shot during the boss fight, it happened so quickly I didnt know it was a meant to be a boss fight.
i just remembered this coment from joker: "seems like Garrus took out his stick out of his butt, but now he is beating people with it."
^beating people *to death* with it. Normally I don't bug ppl about misquoting, but its a VERY important detail. lol
@@AlleluiaElizabeth *Sidonis starts sweating*
"Garrus finally worked that stick out of his ass but now he's beating people to death with it"
@@AlleluiaElizabeth I'm starting to like these games but sh*thead fans like you really ruins it.
@@matguimond92 Chill, bruh.
I guess he is now called... Garrus Va-carry-an.
No.
GO TO THE CORNER!
AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!
Aww shiiiiiiiit!
Good job. :D
*sunglasses* Yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh!!!!!
Dimitrije Antić don't take him on a Southwest or Delta flight. . .
Miranda: You'll need someone who commands loyalty through experience.
Me: Looks at Garrus.
We all did.
I'm ashamed to admit I thought he'd be in danger if I chose him and thta it'd end up like on Virmire. Didn't want him to run any risk, so instead I sent Miranda because I didn't care if she died
@@sazechs_451 Well luckily Miranda, Garrus and Jacob are the right choices for that team
Garrus didn't need a team. He could've handled that alone
This is correct in-universe. Garrus' team died not through any action he himself took, but simply because he was betrayed and not around to help the rest of them. In virtually every instance before and after the betrayal, he's an extremely capable fighter who was (justly) promoted to a leadership role by the Turians.
Thanos: “I am inevitable... Wait what’s that?”
*This should punch through their armour!*
My lord? It seems you have a severe case of perforations...
Scoped and dropped!
@@evanpmc i brought garrus with me on LotSB and he said that after every single kill😅 and i think he killed more than i did
*gun shot, reloads* Scratch One!
@@michellegriffin1749 i switch him to a Sniper and hes sayin something after every other shot its ridiculous
Behold:the end result of all that calibrating.
VolticSurge you beat me to it, 8 months ago
Funny thing is that's only 0.01% of his full potential!
@@l3g10n_exe
The only thing scarier than this is the title of the video.
What does 100% of his potential look like?
@@starlightmoone Making andromeda good.
@@l3g10n_exe
H o l y s t a r s
That’s powerful
Just tried this. There's that part during the Tuchanka mission where all of the brutes drop down as a way for the game to make you progress to the maw hammers, but Garrus actually just killed them all. He melted them as soon as they dropped lmao this build is ridiculous.
I played on normal and didn't have to fight those brutes. Ran past them, dodged reaper's claws, activated both hammers.
@@TheAntsh That's how you do it on insanity too. Using dominate as quick crowd control is a big boon.
@@BrianMcKee Yeah, you're not supposed to 'fight' them since at that stage, you're still a little underpowered...but with Garrus there? I didn't even /sprint/, just casually walked and admired the Reaper legs punching holes into the ground while Garrus brought death and destruction lol
Wait, you're not supposed to kill them? I just instantly melted them with infiltrator Krysae on insanity lmao.
@@cainyourkids wait, you weren't supposed to kill them?
Implying Garrus wasn't already a god
Yeah, but that was only in bed.
@@GrassPokeKing Let's get this two year old comment to 69 likes, people.
@@inspiteofshame I has done the funny
Harbinger: "I have an army."
Shepard: "We have a Garrus."
LMFAO
Reaper: "Understandable, have a nice day."
Garrus: "And I have....CALIBRATIONS."
Harbinger: Ope, lemme just sneak back through Dark Space and just leave? Have a good day, Warlord Vakarian
Hahaha
It's not a exploit, he just calibrated his guns really well.
fr, what do you think he was working on all that time? he turned us down for calibrations for a reason lmao
Lmao facts
Scumbag Shepard: You play Garrus this way then don't intentionally miss the bottle shoot.
LoomisTook You bet your ass I didn't miss that shot. I'M the Commander.
Shepard takes the shot.
Garrus shoots his bullet out of the air.
Jackofspades Garrus has by far the best character arc in the trilogy. I barely gave him two thoughts in ME 1, by 3 we were inseparable.
LoomisTook Pretty much all bonds between characters were built in ME2
I always rocked with Garrus and Wrex in ME1. Barely took anyone else unless I absolutely had to for story purposes. Just the three of us fighting through the same copy-paste mines and bases for half the game, but it was still damn fun.
the reaper : "we will erase all organic life"
garrus : "no you're not"
the reaper : "no we're not"
damn didn’t know garrus was a Jedi too
Harbinger: "Understandable have a nice day"
@Darkstar Reapers: *go back to their homeworlds and return to their organic forms*
@@Eight1Eight187 He didn't wave his hand: he waved his assault rifle. =)
When Grunt said he hated Turians, I told him to stay away from Garrus.
Little did Grunt know, I was watching out for his safety 😅
True parent moment
I am Garrus, harbinger of your destruction
"I have become Garrus; Archangel of Death."
Damn right
OWWWW
Damn right
OWWWW
That's nasty! XD
no he is Garrus savior of the last checkpoint reload
Assuming direct control, of harbinger.
Garrus: Best soldier
Garrus: Best boyfriend
Garrus: Gets overlooked for SPECTRE twice, while Ashley gets in, who has to be rescued by Shepard every 45 minutes and dies instantly from a single gutshot.
Yeah, did you see how Garrus got shot 3-4 times by that gunships cannon even before he got hit by the rockets? And then he just shrugged it off a couple hours later ^^
I swear he has Krogan regeneration ^^
@@RoballTV to be fair, I think that would break the game. XD
@@RoballTV his armor deflected those. The fact that he's awake and walking around a few hours later is proof. And he just mentions his face hurting when he laughs, not his entire torso.
To be fair he also had Mordin Destoryer of Worlds Solus there to fix him up 👍🏻
It is a matter of politics. Garrus says he's not a good Turrian, and the Turrians themselves are very order loving people. They were still trying to live down embarrassment of Saren going rogue, they wouldn't put a loose cannon like Garrus. He left military for C-sec, left C-sec to follow a human, then worked a vigilante, then worked for Cerberus. He's got enough red flags for a May day parade. The fact he'd be great as a Spectre makes it worse.
Kai Leng: Sheperd's mine!
Garrus: *gunshots covering the sound of laughter*
More like his laughter covers the sound of gunshots. That way they are too stupid to dodge.
Kai Leng: Sheperd's mine!
Garrus: She's already spoken for.
Kai Leng: Dead.
I think he's laughting at muzzle velocity
Guides: You need to be very cautious and strategic while playing on Insanity.
You: Haha, Garrus go brrrrr
Even though I haven't done this build for Garrus, I usually just plough through Insanity without worrying too much about strategy at all.
@@Novarcharesk Honestly its worth doing it at least once just because its so fucking fun.
really just prioritizing combo detonations will get ya through Insanity easy enough
but with this Garrus, it’s more of a steamroll. i can actually play a suicidal Vanguard like it’s Veteran or less, trying desperately to keep up with Garrus’s killcount
@@nickshaffer80 I'm playing Vanguard on 3 now and there's been more that once that he'll kill my target fucking midcharge. He's tryi to kill me! Lmao
@@nickshaffer80 As an Adept I’m very familiar with combo detonations, All I bring is my paladin, Garrus and EDI, and everything dies to either throw or warp
You spend around 30 hours of Mass Effect 3 gathering the forces of the galaxy to deliver a weapon of mass destruction that will whipe out the Reapers. What the Crucible?!.. nah man, Garrus Vakarian.
Shephard: Kai Leng got away with the prothean data!
Garrus: "...Guess it's time for me to use more than 1% of my power then."
@@Darkmage1293 Nah, he only needs around 0.3 percent of his power for that little bitch. lol
There really is no Shepard without Vakarian. Garrus is one-shotting Banshees like it's nothing and Shepard gets the credit.
Shepard is the charm, Vakarian is the guns
I feel like this is why Andromeda doesn't let you customize squad gear.
I feel like this is why Andromeda sucks
FTFY
Andromeda sucks because they nerfed Mattock
Andromeda. Does. Not. Suck.
It's a good game. It's just not as good as ME2 or ME3.
@@kutlumzrak2689 Well, people have differing opinions
Kutlu Mızrak Beg to differ... Strongly.
Garrus: “I want a challenge.”
Also Garrus on Insanity mode: “I said a challenge.”
Reapers: "The cycle cannot be broken"
Garrus: "Omae wa mou shindeiru"
@@mikek9297
Reapers: “Nani?”
@@anthonyworstell3768 Reapers "we will destroy you all and harvest you"
Garrus" haha Typhoon go brrrrrrrr"
Reapers "explode"
Shepard watching this: “Jesus Christ why am I even here? Just turn me into a war asset, Garrus is new Main Character
garrus needs someone to point hes weapons at like the krogan say a "battlemaster"
Garrus Effect 3: Garrus Edition
If you're a soldier class, you can make your dps just as high or even higher with that self-cooling assault rifle, forgot it's name.
@@Askhat08 The Lancer?
That would really save Shep from a lot of heartbreak and trauma. XD
Harbinger: WE ARE THE HARB...
Garrus: Firing an impact shot!
Harbinger: Wait, why do I hear boss music?
Rip and Tear, until... oh, wrong game.
Kinda conflicted on the "boss music" that I imagine would go with this image of Garrus. JoJo (Y'all know which theme) or One Winged Angel from FF7
JoJo because well it still works
One Winged Angel because... Archangel. And Garrus's Loyalty mission depending on which route you decided to go.
@@vladromanenko18 imagine a fusion of garrus and doom guy
@@Ubu90 Nah, garrus prefers sniper and doomguy prefers shotgun. Totally conflicting
@@proxy12356 I could imagine Ardyn's theme "Conditioned to Hate" from FF15 being played.
Build Ashley this same way, team her with Garrus, both with N7 Typhoons, and you essentially can walk through the game half asleep. Garrus AP ammo for armor, and Ashley Disruptor Ammo for barriers.
Yeah, but Ashley's dead.
Ashley is racist
Spartan101 whatever, I've heard enough bullshit political crap on the internet to last a lifetime, so kindly keep your distance, and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest you.
Ashley view Tali like a little sister.
That doesn't help her enough for me to keep her around, Kaiden's a tank at least.
I can't be the only one who actually used this video as a reference to make sure my turian husband can properly annihilate every living creature in the universe if they dare oppose him.
No one puts Baby in the corner.
I Will do that now
nope 🤣 turian husband only gets the best
Oh I very much have done it. And will keep doing it. Over and over and over again.
Because there is no greater satisfaction...then watching all the supposedly superior Reaper and Cerberus forces be deleted in such rapid succession they might as well be targets at a carnival shooting game.
Garrus: And I did all that without a single calibration.
this might the best fucking thing I ever seen
"get em' Garrus, i'll hide over here!"- Commander Shepherd, Hero of the galaxy
Shep is just there to catalog and film everything.
@@Clasteau And talk to people, sparing Garrus from the boring stuff.
I mean, honestly this is how I usually play. I let Garrus do all the dirty work while I sit back and spam Warp and Shockwave from behind cover. Works like a charm.
@@Clasteau Shepard is just there to record the miracles of Garrus
Shepard: "You used me as bait?"
Joker: "Not so funny, is it?"
Shepard: you see that reaper over there?
Garrus: yeah, what of it?
Shepard: I don't want to.
Garrus: Anything for a lady/for u my brother! Firing concussive Shot!
Reaper: *Fucking Desintegrates*
Shepard; Enemy reaper incoming
Noise on the battlefield: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Garrus: It's done
ylli mehmeti A Garrus mini gun.
Garrus is A-10. Confirmed.
@@LecherousLizard If we are talking meat cuts it's A-1
"Scoped and dropped!"
if the game wasn't rigged for Kai leng to win Garrus would've owned him 3 times over.
if garrus had a gunship he can summon at will that space weeaboo would have been erasesed from existence the first time he showed his ugly mug.
If it hadn't been scripted for Kai to win, Garrus would've shredded Kai Leng to the land of Narnia and avenged Thane five times over.
Still I suppose an Omni-Blade to the dick was still a very satisfying end to that asshole.
Kai Leng is the worst. Not a fit for the ME universe at all. "nO NoW iTs fUn" ok anime bad guy. They turned Illusive Man into a Bond villain too. So disappointing.
Mass Effect 1: Turian sniper
Mass Effect 2: Turian marksman
Mass Effect 3: TURIAN RAMBO
LMAO
Sooooo you're telling me that every time I died, it was primarily because I didn't let garrus do his job....
Yes
Pretty much.
Correct
"THIS HURTS YOU."
-Garrus Vakarian
“My attacks will tear you apart”!
- Garrus
Garrus is a god, for he is the only one to make Commander Shepard feel true fear...
*hint: it involves a dance floor*
Garrus... Am I your dirty little secret?
Brandon Keener voiced Jesus in Walking Dead so technically he did become god 😂
@@miranolastname2366 I'm not familiar with christianity (I'm an atheist) but isn't God and Jesus are 2 different people or beings or something ?
Tried it to believe it. Can't believe it actually works. NOTHING is left alive. Garrus just needs to point, shoot three bullets, and everything dies.
Hot. Damn.
I'm pretty certain if you installed certain mods, Garrus would kill the enemies behind their hiding spots. Maybe also obliterate said hiding spots.
Just point and shoot
How do you get past the AI sucking so bad? When he decides to attack, it works great, most of the time the squad just hangs out in cover or dies, specially when enemies show up a little far. The AI for the squadmates was so good on ME:2.
@@Oakshield2 The AI does suck, but that's why you have buttons to move them. Literally all you have to do is put Garrus between yourself and the enemies and he'll do the rest.
No wonder the official guides for Both ME 2 and 3 always recommend having Garrus ALWAYS in your party if you run insanity
archangel doesn't fuck around...
Garrus Vakarian destroyed the Periodic Table of Elements, because Garrus Vakarian only acknowledges the element of surprise.
No, he only acknowledges the element of calibrations!
And Thulium, but only at parties
@@toe_sucker_4165Nerrrrrd~!
@@toe_sucker_4165 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that scene was hilarious.. nerrrrrrrrrrrrrd
This is all well and good but could we speed this along...
...I was in the middle of some calibrations
The single best thing about Mass Effect Andromeda is that one of the salvage items you can find and sell is a turian calibrator.
Yes! (He must never know)
Jonathan Nathan haha I didn't know that I quit play andromada. That's pretty cool
It’s been so long since I heard this joke and it took me by surprise. Laughed out loud for real my dude props
Jonathan Nathan That, and Liams Loyalty mission. Its pretty damn funny.
You know, every now and then i come back to this to remind myself why mass effect 3 is an absolute gem and masterpiece of modern gaming
No one’s laughing about his calibrations now.
Garrus, today we officially declare you a god of war and d --
Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
XD
Harbinger:You can’t defeat me!
Shepard: Oh I know….But he can.
Garrus: *Just finished calibrations*
I saw. I came. I came.
Juan Paolo Datu ....
yyyyyup I think I'll steal this one
this joke is mine now
Juan Paolo Datu I guess you could say they assumed direct control of you joke
i will be assuming direct controll of both of those jokes now
Juan Paolo Datu You fired a high impact shot with concussive rounds
Garrus: Say hello to my little friend
Murray Quartermain
... *Scarface*
And his victims say "Hello darkness my old friend"
The fact that this never got nerfed for Legendary Edition proves our boy truly ascended long ago
I mean there is not rason to nerf a 10 year old game repackaged into a pack, beside its fucking hilarious
@@yoga5631 nah, they would do it if they wanted to. Cause in ME2 LE, they capped the amount of credits you get from importing an ME1 save to only 100k. In the original version, you were able to gain 10% of the amount of credits you had in your ME1 file. So in ME1, if you had maxed credits, you could have around 9 million credits at the start of ME2.
@@yoga5631 They nerfed Immunity pretty heavily in ME1. I understand why, so the AI wouldn't be able to abuse it, but it made playing Solider Shepard as an invincible tank a lot harder.
This should unlock an extra ending: The ending where Garrus just kills every Reaper himself
This reminds me of good ol' days in ME1 when I would give Garrus a spectre sniper rifle with high explosive rounds
He would only shoot 3-4 times a minute, but the satisfaction of seeing a korgan warlord charging at you only to suddenly burst in flames and fly away is unmatched
Me too. I think it was around Feros I truly began appreciating him. I was really bad at sniping. I was trying to shoot those jumping geth or something from a distance, and failing spectacularly. Next think I knew, they dropped one by one. Thats one of the reasons he came with me on nearly every single ME1 mission. I depended on him, and trusted him to get enemies out of my range. Just like Shepard, I always trusted him to have my back.
3 x scram rail X. HMWSR Master Sniper Rifle X. Hi ex ammo. It's a cannon, not a rifle.
Did this as soon as I could in the legendary edition.
So damn satisfying
@@rojaws1183 IKR
@Shademourn the pegasi the most fun i had was, me 3 me, garrus and legion with tricked out sniper rifles, truly one shot kills from all of us
Instructions unclear, Garrus is now ruling my entire galaxy. We all bow to him willingly.
ALL HAIL, LORD GARRUS!
No. They bow to Shepard. Cause Garrus go brrrr if you piss off his girl.
There's a Shadow Broker file on Garrus that says that being under Shepard is killing his potential or something, and watching this I have to DISRESPECTFULLY DISAGREE.
Well, technically the file says his *leadership* potential won't develop cause Shepard is a powerful leader... He still did good with his Omega squad though.
@@lethallan3270 2nd team leader garrus. no wonder he's so OP in 3. after takeing that bulet he must have accended to godhood.
The Shadow Broker is dyslexic. He meant to write that Garrus under Shepard has potential for killing.
*War Asset: Turian > Advisor Garrus Vakarian has been increased by [ERROR: Value cannot exceed 9000 TMS points]*
It's over 9000
Ok, best one so far rofl
I just gave him a javelin instead... since Garrus always manages to get headshots, everything just seemed to vanish.
General Maul Well he is the second best marksman in the galaxy, second to Shepard
played with javelin myself
satisfying af
I liked the widow and (boring I know) actually liked playing as Soldier
kristal Taylor Even tho less damage, but 3 bullets, the Black Widow turned my ME into a point and click adventure
Drenix believe it or not it was the single shot magazine that I like most about the widow, the added damage is nice too but the single shot magazine is why I prefer the widow to the three shot magazine black widow
Shepard: "You never were a sidekick. You do know that, right?"
Garrus: "I always thought that *you* were the sidekick."
Garrus, a label given to him by the Reapers to give voice to their destruction.
Fem Shep dates Garrus..
gets pregnant.
Shep:" What the.. How even..."
Garrus:" My shots always hit their marks" ヽ(▼ｰ▼ｷ)
And we all know what he thinks about shots before popping the heat sink...
just a philosophic question... have not turians evolved from birds? I mean I doubt if Garrus has right "tools" for it :D
@@repak05 We do know it can work somehow from ME2...
I had reach, but she had flexibility...
@@x808drifter Best quote from the whole series.
Change my mind
They all laughed at his none stop weapon calibrating.
Whos laughing now?
Yes I was in the chess club.
Garrus, the God-Primarch of Turiankind.
Venerate the Immortal Primarch.
We fight guided by his divine calibrations!
ALL HAIL THE GOD-PRIMARCH OF TURIANKIND!
Don't forget the Vice-Primarch Typhoon
I wonder who would be the Magnus equivalent in this scenario
@@eduardob6981 Sidonis is Horus
I guess that gun is perfectly calibrated.
They laughed at my calibrations
I mowed them down
-Garrus Vakarian
As all things should be.
Shepard: Okay Tali you need to hit them first with an overload to bring down the shields, I'll follow up with incinerate to strip the armor, and Liara then finishes them off with singularity.
Garrus: haha bullets go brrr
Hacket : We need as much people to help build the Crucible!
Shepard : HAHAHAHAHA!
Shepard: We don't need the Crucible, Hackett..
Hackett: Why don't we?
Shepard: Well,
*Shows a video of Garrus one-shotting a planet*
Hackett: Fair point.
Wrex = Conquest
Shepard = War
Tali = Famine
Garrus = Death
The Four Horsemen of Space.
i guess shepard is satan and hacket and anderson are 666 the beast of the land and beast of the sea?
Shepard is still War. Hackett isn't a Horseman, though - he is an Avatar of Sin. Specifically, he is Wrath, as it is he who directs the fury of the galaxy against the Reapers. Anderson is the Avatar of Pride. He's proud that Shepard takes command of the Normandy, becomes the first human Spectre (which actually would have originally been Anderson if Saren hadn't screwed around) and generally does everything that Anderson couldn't (or wasn't allowed to) do himself.
change Wrex to Mordin (Plague)
@@Blutteufel This extra old, but isn't Nihilus the one who fucks Anderson over?
@@davidrosensin7985 No. Saren is the one who fucks Anderson over. Nihlus was the one assigned to watch over Shepard.
Can confirm, this build still shreds in the Legendary Edition. Garrus basically doesn't leave my side.
The N7 Typhoon is expensive now, was their band-aid. But I mean even think of Mars and how fucking insanely powerful Liara is against Cerberus without shields, all this stuff was already in the game (OP everything.)
@@gibberconfirm166 Yep. Liara is back to being the best CC in the game, just as she was in ME1 (when biotics broke everything). Meanwhile Garrus is the king of killing everything. Together? Shepard is just along for the ride.
Every Mass Effect game should be one conversation:
"Garrus, do the thing."
"Do the thing?"
"Do the thing."
"Doing the thing..."
More like CoD Ramirez thing, where you replace Ramirez with a Garrus
RAMIREZ USE THE SMOKE TO COVER US
RAMIREZ WE GOT HOSTILES GET THEM OFF
RAMIREZ USE THE ROCKET LAUNCHER
RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT TANK
RAMIREZ COVER US
RAMIREZ DO EVERYTHING
Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive spider and became Spiderman.
Garrus Vakarian was shot in the face with a missile, and became Death incarnate, the God of war, Master of chaos, Lord of Destruction, Mastermind of calibrations, bow before his reverent might!
"I am become, Death, the destroyer of worlds."
- Oppenheimer
- Vakarian
James Hope
Garrus: "Oh you made a big bomb? I AM A BIG BOMB."
Epic comment though man, props!
When Oppenheimer said it, it was a lamentation.
When Vakarian says it, it’s just a fact.
Put a line through Oppenheimer so it looks crossed out.
*and become the god of weapons.
Bioware: "Nooo! You can't just cheese every combat section in the game with one overpowered squad-mate!"
Garrus: "Haha! N7 Typhoon go BRRR!"
ALL HAIL GARRUS THE SPIRIT-EMPEROR OF THE TURIAN HIERARCHY!
ALL SHALL TAKE PART IN DAILY CALIBRATION RITUALS OR BE CONVICTED OF HERESY!
Dan Perry HERESY IS TO BE PUNISHED VIA AIRLOCK EJECTION!
++THOUGHT FOR THE DAY++ “a moment of lax Talibration spawns a lifetime of heresy”
Black Templar AND FOR THE MOST VILE AND BLASPHEMOUS ACTIONS OF HERESY THEY SHALL BE JUDGED BY THE DIVINE JUDGEMENT OF THANIXICUS EXTERMINATUS!!
Black Templar he is the SLY MARBO of the mass effect universe.
"Go play with your Catalyst, Shepard, i'll snipe the rest of the Reapers from here"
Sovereign - "You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it"
Garrus - "Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations"
Shepard: "I couldn't have done this without you."
Garrus: "Sure you could....Not as stylishly, of course."
And then you do the Omega DLC and crash and burn because you can't bring him with you XD
Shoulda at least let us take 1 person
Maybe give us that turian as another squad member
*shrug* personally I enjoyed the time away from the gang and working exclusively with Aria and Nyreen, just felt right to me.
As for having Nyreen as a permanent squadmate at the end... would have been nice, but she kinda ends up ten feet under so... yeah.Then again, even if she did survive she probably would have stayed on Omega to help with the recovery effort.
Yeah, but you have Aria. I just liked her in ME2, mostly because of Carrie Anne Moss's voice acting, but after seeing her wreck shit solo in Omega DLC, I realize why she had no problem keeping everyone in check at Omega.
So you just let Aria flare everything into oblivion
@@raff_spriggles_tfn5910 Meh why not. After realizing the power of a fully kitted out Vanguard Shepherd and a Turian God it seemed unsporting to kill them myself.