Try Not to Laugh 3 - Silly Memes and Pseudoscience
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Bro, you went "UM ACTUALLY 🤓" over a damn mirror. And it was a cool lesson.
Have you seen Salad Fingers? It reminds me of David Lynch, but it's a cartoon.
Another point on macro evolution is that nuclear research relies on evolution witnessed at macro scales between generations of animals like fruit flies and cockroaches.
The iguanas in Florida got cold during a particularly chilly winter, and began to fall from the trees.. our friend down south said they had.. " a reptile dysfunction".
What do you call someone without a fireplace? A flat hearther. What's the longest line that can't be identified? A queue anon. What do you call a Formicidae that can clean dishes? A Brillo ant. What's the most sacred food? A swiss cheese sandwich, because it's holy. Why was the bible so poorly written? They inbibed too much of the holy spirit. What clothes do everyone wear in heaven? Esprit. In Star wars, what kind of instrument do bounty hunters play? The Mandolin.
I do find it very telling that creationists always consider evolution as "laughable and made-up" because it's "just a religion" 🤔
here before the creationist replies trying to convert you
@@waywornerme too
They do try really hard to drag science down to their pathetic level...
Indeed, it's almost as if they disdain religion 😅
@@waywornerHave they successfully converted anyone by not gaslighting and being condescending?
My favorite low effort series from my favorite high effort youtuber
All hail the flying spaghetti monster
How your comment is 15hrs ago while the video is 1hour ago😢
Patreons get early access
@@bdariamihaelaRAMEN🎉
Here here!!😄
"I am a deeply deeply stupid person"
That is something stupid people never say
Cap i say that shit all the time im retarded
That's the Dunning-Kruger effect for you. I, however, am the outlier, I am fairly ignorant of a great many thing, but am JUST smart enough to KNOW that I know very little at all.
@@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith Yeah I remember about it, I knew there was an effect like that I just couldn't recall the name
@@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith My guy, you are not an outlier. Lack of confidence in your own knowledge is the other half of the Dunning-Kruger effect that people never talk about.
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter lack of confidence in your own knowledge?
Knowledgeable people know there is so much more that they don't know than that they do.
So it's not a lack of confidence, it's an accurate assessment most likely.
You would be absolutely screwed with a try not to teach challenge.
Hahahahaha
He wouldn't last 3 seconds on that challenge, and that's why we love him.
@@mirandarensberger6919 for sure
That sounds like it would be frustrating for us too, though.
@@andrewjenkins9965 Yeah that's a large part of the reason why i'm here
I don’t know how “$6 SRIMP SPECIAL!!!!” didn’t get you. It absolutely broke me. 🤣😂🤣😂
That's a pretty good price for shrimp. Praise the Lord!
Still funny Gianni did the Gabriel voice for it lol
It sure as hell got me. 🤣🤣🤣
"Jesus H Christ, did you steal the H from the srimp again?!"
Jhesus H Christ: "Soon I shall be complete"
@@ubesfamthe funny man is always a welcome sight
Its wild to me when people say "People just believe what science says" As if we dont have spiteful researchers who run these experiments over and over trying to disprove these established items. Cuz science is constantly evolving and if you refuse you will be left behind
Yep, just like I grew up and became a senior citizen being taught that an asteroid killed all the Dinos. And now new evidence comes along and that is no longer thought to be the case. It just means that they ARE DOING IT THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DONE. It's not really that hard to shift gears with new evidence. I mean really.
Dude the consensus is still an astrodide, like the world wide band of iridium and the big ass craters in the gulf of Mexico is fekking massive evidence
Smh, science isn't evolving, evolution is just a myth! /s
It's also ironic because those exact same people just believe whatever the religious leader/book says
If i went to my first day on a job with the same mentality of a flat, id sweep in, tell them they cant train me because they don’t know what they’re talking about and that i dont just believe what im told, where is my station, I know what to do. When you wake up and want to know how to do this job, let me know, sheeple.
What I learned is that if you send Forrest a video of a dad joke about puking, he will cease to exist
The girl in the back rolling her eyes at the flood "explanation" was the best part of that clip 😂
Line of sight weapons can shoot 100 miles easily if they're surface to air or air to surface. They can't do it from sea level to sea level without either being parabolic or guided.
So she was lying by omission.
Yeah, what Rusty said!
You posted my comment before I could 😢
I think she didn't lie, she was just stupid and tangled up in 2 dimensional thinking. The 100miles of course would be parabolic, the line of sight for the railgun is related to it's targeting system, which probably would be radar or via drone laser targeting and then computed for the distance and shot angle.
Thank you so much for explaining this. 💜
@@julianh9347 Or, in reality, railguns just . . . aren't inherently line of sight at all. The statement is simply false.
"Soaked up all the bad luck?" That's real sciency!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Needing to explain mirrors to a tiktoker is exactly what I expect of tiktok, and why I avoid tiktok.
18:56 military lady talking about how rifle shooting didn’t need to account for the curvature of the earth…granted she likely wasn’t a sniper where it’s not super important outside a couple hundred yards but any long range pew-pew enthusiast or nerds with a military fetish/phase will tell you that it’s a factor for bullets along with gravity, wind, humidity, bullet rotation etc.
Artillery crews from WW1: "I can barely wipe my ass or speak in an understandable dialect, but I have to take the curvature of the earth into my shots or I won't hit shit and Sarge will yell at me again."
@@nuclearsimian3281
Roman legionary with ballista-I don’t have a concept of a round earth but I know that the math of our engineers and strategists say if we point the ballista like this it will fly farther and hit the apposing enemy more effectively!!!
Finals week is killing me right now and being able to decompress while listening to you talk memes and pseudoscience is absolutely helping, never think that a video is bad just because it's stupid, because sometimes we all need a little stupid in our lives.
Same here lol, finals suck
Same here😭 good luck y’all
The absolute cosmic levels of irony of a christian denouncing evolution because he can't see it happen but also believes in an invisible sky daddy. I'm speechless frankly.
Yes, evolution is entirely speculative, whereas we have an actual, indisputable record of creation in genesis, from an eyewitness, obviously - how else? 😂
Anytime you tell them this they just resort to the old "god is everywhere, in all the details"
RIGHT? Meanwhile, we have to get updated flu-shots because the virus - guess what! - *keeps evolving* !
If ignorance is bliss, I'll stay torturously educated, thanks.
The lady with the mirror is a perfect example of why you need education, and why you need physics in there, yes even if you are never going to do a job that requires it. Because to anyone that has had classes about light, reflection and refraction that was a stupid ass question, but she probably never learned anything about that at all, and the average person ain't going to figure that shit out on their own... 's not her fault most likely, and I'm glad you actually explained it rather than just laughing.
Wait till she finds out her Australian mirror is doing all that trickery WHILE UPSIDE DOWN!!!
It is her fault.
Exactly! You can't know about photons bouncing off the mirror if you don't know how light works. I had the same question as her... when I was 6, lmao. Then my Dad sat me down and taught me about refraction.
@@ominous-omnipresent-theyNobody can know things it took humanity so long to discover if they haven't been taught. Was it the caveman's fault that he asked the same thing about light bouncing off pools? No, asking questions is how you learn, and she was just asking, because she hadn't been taught.
Your mindset is unscientific.
@@justseffstuff3308 You're right. People can't just know things, but that doesn't excuse their intellectual hubris.
Ugh, curse this unscientific mindset of mine.
You objectively should name this series something funny like you did with reacteria, it'd be amazing
Laugholution???
Relaughteria?
Laughochondria?
Laugh Nodes might be good.
Dioxyribonuclaiclaughids?
Memeology?
Humorophage
When he laughs he loses and has to play a clip of a dinosaur or something like that eating him.
What an utterly pointless and also incorrect use of 'objectively'...And a comma.
And you didn't even have the respect to refer to Reacteria as a title.
19:14
This "flashlight sun" theory is just my favourite. Because it is so easy to melt it away by asking to show how it accounts for a polar day in the south?
Like how can the "spotlight" shine on the entirety of the exterior of the plate and only part of the interior.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have an H2O” the second one says “I’ll have and H2O too.” The second one dies.
[20:52] That clip of the "Demon Witches of the Texan Void" is, without a doubt, the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. Pure, unadulterated nightmare fuel.
I achieved a goal of mine the other day, I bought a limousine. Unfortunately nobody told me they don't come with a driver...
All that money and nothing the chauffer it.
Considering how good of a tool humor is for teaching, having a series that is largely compilational memes but with some educational content sprinkled in is actually pretty valuable. Explaining things that are a part of a funny video or using them to lead into a story gives the twin benefits of positive reinforcement through humor and from visual stimulus. It's part of what makes more of the mainline series on this channel good, too. The only real difference is humor to educational content ratio, and it's not bad to have a ratio weighted with the former if it's more likely to catch the eye of someone looking for memes rather than longform content, or for someone with a gnat-like attention span (such as me; I love all the videos on the channel for different reasons, but it's a bit easier to focus on rapid-fire memetic stuff)
That flat earth woman and the coriolis effect: An M16 does not have the range for coriolis to matter. But I do know snipers with really long range weapons have to take it into account, but we're talking about hitting a target over 1000 meters away, which is well beyond the range of an M16.
Even in a civilian (very long-range) target shooting context, the Lapua Ballistic App -- which is _free to download,_ so anyone can check for themselves -- has an option to include the Coriolis and Eötvös effects.
There’s a line from They Might Be Giants that I think explains the scientific method really well
“A scientific theory isn’t just a hard-sure guess/It’s more like a question that’s been put through a lot of tests”
The series where Forrest turns funny memes into a teach 😂😂😂❤
You need to do an April fools day version of these videos. Where you explain everything wrong.
Lol. I can imagine "woah, it because that mirror IS magic "
I support this idea. Pleas do this guy idea
what gets me about the disney land star wars clip is how absolutely horrified that next kid up must have been. he just saw darth vader nail the challenger before with his lightsaber, and now youre his next victim xD
Exactly the mindless content I need to help me get through 6 shi**y months away from my wife and kids. I love it. And I will be returning periodically for rewatches 😂
Yep, sometimes it feels good to turn off the brain and just have fun watching a person who doesn't suddenly turn out to like be the worst person ever, doing deplorable sh*t!
@@viktorbirkeland6520yep!
Hug
Hugs and wellwishes
This is why I love Forrest. We all saw the mirror thing and thought "you silly arse bint!", but he goes into a full teacher mode and educates the crap out of it.
It just puts a smile on my face.
@18:39
OH OH OH ! LRSRs and artillery have to account for Coriolis. It's a well known effect causing up to a 1m drift for a 3km shot depending on the orientation of the earth's rotation and the direction of the shot. It's not something you get in just basic weapons training, you have to specialize in long range fire.
Also, even in a long-range rifle target shooting context, the Lapua Ballistic App -- which is free to download, so anyone can check this for themselves! -- has an option to include the Coriolis and Eötvös effects
Those damn smart ass patreons putting creationist videos in the playlist, knowing Forrest would impulsively give a free lession about the subject ... They're too smart to be stopped
Funding your opponents, so brilliant
6:55
thank you for this.
I am constantly amazed by mirrors, no matter how much people explain the real ways in which they work.
Lights just neat all around.
I chuckled when the flat earth lady said the military let her use weapons.
I lost it when she said it was an M16 and not something like rockets or tanks
12:00 funniest thing about this video is how he claims evolution is a religion, implying that following or believing in (a) religion is dumb, and then says "subscribe to bible explored"
I loved that! Like.... do you hear yourself, pal?! "There's no evidence for that stuff....it's practically religion." 😅
You will never fully appreciate how non-sensical, "when the fountains of the great deep broke open, the creatures at the bottom on the ocean would be the first to be buried" really is.
The McKinney one got me. The weather man noticed an error, and just rolled with it. "They're all dead."
i don't know what's funnier: the clips or forrest's incredible singing skills when replacing music
14:23 Anakin takes out one of the Younglings he missed.
Dude: I've never seen a dog produce a non dog. Me: I guess you have never had a dog with a tape worm.
16:46 To be fair, UA-cam Poops and similarly deranged editing content (I say this affectionately) actually started around that era of the “subversive knock knock joke” in the video. They’ve been around, but the style really caught the attention of the internet in recent years.
UA-cam poops are awesome. Who are your favorite poopers?
The reflection thing made me believe in magic as a child
All smoke and mirrors 😅
R☆ckstar is just a rockstar, bro. His videos are some of the funniest I've ever seen. That video there is the one that made me subscribe to his channel. I've watched it at least a dozen times and it still makes me laugh 😂
13:24 Even better: no one has ever seen the electrons that flow through a wire, connected to a battery, connected to a starter which then can start your car in the morning. Yet we still understand things about atoms.
The mirrot thing is the modern day equibalent of, "how does a thermos know whether to keep something hot or cold?"
commenting to say that I would absolutely love to see you do a "try not to teach" video. Would be the perfect intersection between these meme reactions and your other educational content
Thank you forrest you made me laugh so hard today and greatly improved my mood. Your an amazing person never stop helping us learn!
We enjoy your charisma Forrest. That's all.
OK, I held out till "I ain't tryin' to be like Boo-Boo."
With the mirror and paper thing, the mirror Does know what's there because it's smarter than the person asking how it knows.
I feel like this would be a lot harder if it was "Try Not to Teach", based on that mirror clip. Edit: FFS, this is what I get for commenting before watching the rest of the video, the man himself beat me to it in his own video.
Have a joke for ya. My science teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That's a salt. HA! Okay, it wasn't a dad joke, but what the hell, right? :D
"Yes, I see. Those fish and bottom dwelling marine creatures, they would be the most susceptible to flooding 🤔"
The absolute *SASS*
I love it!😂😂
The memes didn't make me crack a smile, but you, Forrest, what a treasure. The light and laughter we all need. Thank you 😊
27:13 two atoms were walking down the street and one stopped to say
"Oh no! I think I dropped an electron."
The other replied,
"Are you positive?"
I'm reading a book on antigravity... It is impossible to put down.
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
They would stop at nothing to avoid them.
I think people love these kinds of videos because they like to see their favorite creators be happy.
Damn, Forrest can sing. That's awesome!
Forrest commenting on the sound quality of the doggo clip is what earned my Like because the sound work was indeed exceptional and done by someone who worked out the scene ahead of time and didn't just ADR some ad lib and pan it left and right.
I'm a sucker for good video and sound editing, and the Rockstar animal video's get me every time and always have top notch editing. Good to see them get props for that in a laugh challenge video.
Yay more Forrest Valkai! I nearly cought your streams on the athiest experience and the line, but the time you upload is at 2am for me! If only the earth was flat! Anyway, do you only host on those two channels or are there any others?
It's usually just those two channels, but those channels have several shows that I occasionally appear on. Hopefully some new stuff coming next year though!
" I will not be bested by bird arms this day." Forrest Valkai 2023 you Forrest are a treasure
We love them because it's a nice lil break for you and it's good to laugh together!
That girl really thought mirrors were some kind of hightech camera monitor combo...
Mirror mirror on the wall who's the dumbest of them all?
Dumb videos keep me engaged. If you keep making dumb videos, I’ll at least keep watching. These are great!
“It’s such a hard time being human”, I can relate to this statement so well that I had to like the video and leave a comment 😂.
That moment with the mirror when it cut back to him, he looked so tired. Like the tired a teacher feels after the 1000th time they've seen this, but still answers it honestly. Just that flash of... *sigh* ok from the top.
I enjoyed this one better than the last Try Not to Laugh.
I'd be up for another one with patreon sent clips! Maybe make one with science questions, like the one with the mirror you explained :)
I feel like your'e most entertaining when you explain things.
Videos like these make it feel like you are chilling with the creator. You also learn things about them you wouldn't have known, compared to a well planned out video. Thus making it feel like you have a deeper connection to them
All that to say, the reason people want more of these videos is because they like you as a person not just the knowledge you bring to the table
Parasocial relationships are fun!
Thanks Forrest. I can't get enough of your content! ❤️🇨🇦
Forrest, your incessant dedication to the creative dissemination, instruction and clarification of science and reason is one of the best parts of UA-cam, and an exemplary demonstration of how an individual can offer an impact with value far and away beyond the normal scope of human effort. You are a tremendous asset to thinking people across the internet, and I am grateful you're here.
Also, moar Try Not to Laugh vids, plz. Kthxbai.
My favorite series of yours will always be Reacteria, but these videos have been fun light-hearted ways to get more Valkai!
It’s hilarious watching you react to these, Forrest. I especially love when you provide your professional insights. Would love to have links to the original videos or to the playlist, so we can check out the original creators, too. Thanks, and keep up the good work!
Former marine here: long range weapons, icbms and all those surface to surface missiles absolutely do take curvature of the earth into account
I dont think you need to he in the military to know that i mean its not obvious but its also not hard to understand
Wow, I am saving your dad joke for when my daughter is a teenager.
For the record, my daughter is 6 months old, she is my only child at the moment, but I am just going to wait for the day she complains about being cold. “Dad, it’s freezing in here!” And I’m going to say, “Go stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees over there…” and then I’m going to watch her react in one of two ways, she’s going to look at me like, “What? How is it freezing on the couch, but 90 degrees on the other side of the room?” Or she’s going to get up to test it out. And either way, the joke I’ll be waiting 15 years to pull out will have been worth it. So thank you for this
You totally laughed at the anakin bit before the dad joke 😂
Whats a pirates favorite letter? P. They get irate without it.
Keep ‘em coming Forrest!
I really liked the ones where you started educating us. But please don't show us vomit. I eat dinner while i watch 😂
Please more with evolutions,biology, flat earth stuff. It's too funny
Thanks for your videos
I cannot fathom how puking could be funny to some people. For me it's a phobia. I hate how almost every movie sticks it in either as cheap slapstick or just as a wholly unnecessary addition without warning. 😨
Forrest doesn't watch JOJO confirmed 1:23
Forrest you make my brain and heart happy. All of your videos are a sight to behold. Thanks for the laughs and knowledge.
That kid who got hit by Vaders lightsaber is gonna have a hell of a story for the rest of his life. "YEAH MAN! Darth Vader really did kill them Younglings Dude threw his lightsaber at me when I was 8! Smacked me right in the eye, see here's the scar!"
He should really make a try not to teach video.
And the submissions are only flerfs, or YECs - challenge level: impossible.
@@ivanpetrov5255 Yar har har, the flerf is in my own backyard. What do?
Hi Forrest, I love the series!
Freebooting is a major issue on UA-cam right now and a lot of creators aren't getting credit for their work. I think the next video could help with this issue by crediting the videos in the description and having you introduce each video and credit the creator before each clip.
Agreed, I enjoy reaction content when it's done like Forrest is doing it, but credit should really be given no matter what
This is a really good point! I just added the links to these videos in the description and will do so in the future. Thanks for the advice!
What is freebooting? People making content off of other people's content without giving them credit?
So like a Justin Bieber song? 😂
Fair use. Too bad.
@@larryscarr3897there’s a difference in the context. Fair use is just being able to use a clip without legal repercussions for violating copyright, that doesn’t mean it’s ok to steal and not credit content for personal financial gain. Even if it’s ’just a meme’ or not gonna make any money on its own someone else still made it and deserves credit for that and it’s not that hard to do
They say we can’t evolve into another Kind, which explains why we’re so Mean.
15:50 I know that feeling. I used to be in a medieval reenactment group, and since it was the early 2000s before all that historically accurate stuff had reached us, we naturally looked like 70s low fantasy movie versions of knights and dames and our "fights" were basically smashing swords into each other until one pretended to fall down and loose. We also used cheaply made, way too heavy stamped out sheet metal pieces for swords. And occasionally they broke. Like obviously they did. And one time a sword broke directly at the audience, flew right over the shoulder of a 5 year old girl and burried itself in the dirt. That was the day my mom, who had recently taken over the leading role decided, that this kind of "show fighting" had to stop for good. Even I felt that despite just being like 10 years old at the time.
18:17 "Gravity's still technically a theory."
And technically, in the context of science, a _theory_ is 'this is the most likely thing based on everything we actually know right now' so you technically have not made any point.
Y'all, if you think you made it all the way through without laughing, watch till the very end, after the sponsorship read. You'll laugh.
Indeed! But in all seriousness, how do you turn of auto-play when watching a playlist? I never found a way... 🤷♀
@simond.455 oh easy, you just wait until UA-cam asks you if you're still watching, as if you didn't have your phone sitting right there, and it stops!😊😊
Your take on these videos (as on many matters) is wonderful. Full of wonder at the absurdity. Thank you.
12:47 you know if a dog gave birth to a non-dog they’d just call it a miracle anyway.
what is the opposite of an exorcism?
the devil telling the priest to get out of the alter boy.
21:03 i did not undesrtand a single word they said.
I was a Radio Operator in the Army and we spent months learning Antenna theory, which is essentially physics, where part of it involved accounting for the curvature of the earth for long range communications
Let me guess, pre 2000?
You would be freaking appalled to of seen the hollow shell of a school 25U training was when I took it at Ft. Gordon. I am not being hyperbolic, I was prior service and it was outright shocking to me.
@whatabouttheearth 1998 - 2013 in the Royal Canadian Corp of Signals. I occasionally worked alongside U.S. Sigs and it WAS appalling.
I have nothing but love the U.S. Military and the people I've had the honor to work with from the US, but Canadian training vs. US training is like night and day.
Never thought I'd hear you say "Skibidi Toilet"
I've seen the corgi one loads of times and I still lost at that point it always makes me chuckle
Who else wants to see Forrest do the Try Not to Teach Challenge? 😁
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't cone back?
A stick
I absolute love these vids!
The most realistic part of the first evolution-denying video was the teacher's confused and concerned look at the end
18:11 To quote Professor Dave, "here's the crazy part: you so thoroughly don't understand conservation of momentum that when you presented this piece to me, it was supposed to have something to do with the Coriolis effect, but again, this basic fact of physics has nothing to do with the atmosphere".
Forrest: "I don't know why you're here"
Me: "I just like random facts and the amazing positive energy, and also the memes are kinda fun"
The creationist video was supposed to be funny because you could play creationist bingo with it!
✔️ Macro-evolution
✔️ Dogs don’t produce non-dogs
✔️ “All the textbooks say”
✔️ Primordial soup
✔️ Propaganda
✔️ Richard Dawkins
✔️ Evolution “can’t be observed”
✔️ Evolution is a religion
11:50
That's rich coming from him. Did he witness anything the bible claims happened?