I still love the implications of "It's you" Like... Gobby had that moment of "There is only ONE person capable of roasting me THAT completely and off-the-cuff..."
@@1nonlycxtr More like I was making a joke about how Harry was dead and that the Harry we knew, the one who helped him right before his death was a clone
What i love the most in it is that the Green Goblin has been fighting OG Spiderman for such a long time he knows for a fact that Otto would never joke in such a non-chalant way upon seeing a man holding someone hostage. So it HAS to be Peter himself.
You know for a world that usually has heroes get cloned, mind controlled, brain washed, body swap and whatever, they sure are skeptical whenever that type of thing happens.
Funnily enough, I just read through the Superior Spider-Man run a week or two ago. It was pretty decent, and the origins of Alchemax happening right in the story was pretty cool, but you have to wonder just how much in denial everybody was (outside of a few) to not realize that there was clearly something wrong with Spider-Man.
In this last thing with Paul. Spider-Man came back and fought everyone in place of telling them what was going on. He let Ms. Marvel get killed. So Otto wasn't that far off.
@@joeytheredkangaroo wrong. The problem is that he was going against the clock so he couldn't just wait until his friends verified his story. Miss Marvel dying is. 1: not s big loss anyway 2: undone almost immediately anyway.
It's always been a running motif in these comics that Spider-Man typically fights below his abilities. He's always horsing around and cracking wise, and villains think they have an accurate idea of what he can do. Then he gets pushed too far, and busts out his real strength and speed, easily wiping the floor with his opponent. It's his snarky jokes that let the Goblin know it was really him.
@@sdoriginal18 It's not even about damage done to him, its going after people close to him or innocent people, that's when Peter HAS to drop the restraints and fight with everything.
That and the writer made it so doc oct could go 5 pages without the universe trying to ruin every aspect of his life. peter could do half the stuff doc oct did if not more if the writer aloud him to grow.
Yeah, that was honestly one of the comic's highlights: how due to his experiences he manages to save Otto's "Gwen", put in danger by none other than Goblin himself.
@@JRGProjects Kraven failed in the end. He hit Peter with a poison to specifically kill him. Used tricks to eliminate his spider sense. Yet the man was still KILLED by Spider-Man. He actually stayed dead too until they rebooted everything. You can tell the Spider-Man fans that paid attention with what happened near the final end of the Madam Web arc. Peter created a fighting style called 'The Way of the Spider' and it allowed him to use his Spider Sense to the fullest...including offensively. When he was using that fighting style NO ONE could hit him, and NO ONE could dodge him. Absolutely, positively, no one. Yes the major retcon that destroyed literally 20+ years of unending continuity and character growth happened shortly after they gave Peter that fighting style because they wrote themselves into a corner the hacks couldn't get out of. The retconned happened when they brought in all new writers and artists. Yes, when Peter was able to contact the Spider Totem, Venom and Carnage could no longer go invisible to his Spider Sense after that. As this is the thing, Peter holds himself back so much that he legit is afraid to allow his own Spider Sense to fully open up.
As much Canon there is for Spiderman going rogue over the years this storyline was inevitable and honestly what makes it so great cause they never know
This comic has made Otto my favorite Spider-Man villain, I love stories about villains "coming back to humanity" or changing their ways. It can be difficult to portray that and not make it corny or rly cheesy, this comic was awesome. Green Goblin's a close second no doubt
Unfortunately, anything that features Superior Spider-Man hurts quite a bit. Peter Parker should have remained Spider-Man. (I know about the current comics, I’m just saying throughout).
@bigplanner yea time has been unkind to powerlevels. But green goblin was always depicted and stated to be stronger physically than captain america but weaker than spiderman. The reason is the goblin formula is a better version (strength wise) than the super soldier formula. Spiderman how ever had the properties of the super soldier mixed with arachnid(arthropod) strength.
They did sorta ‘fix’ that by giving Otto/Superior a peter clone body for a while. During that time, Superior and Anna Maria were together, but i dunno what happened after that event.
This made me feel even worse for Peter. The last thing he thinks as everything gets wrapped up is that he failed to find an option that saved the man that hijacked his body for so long. I get that Otto wasn't totally a bad guy anymore, but...I wish Peter could be just a LITTLE selfish sometimes and not take EVERY life he can't save to heart so much, even when they do things like this
Actually Miguel’s suit is supposed to be black with blue shadowing, if u look at a lot of old designs u can see it as with old black suit Spider-Man, just a fun little detail
To us, Latinos, there's only ONE Spider-Man, we know him as El Asombroso/Sorprendente Hombre-Araña and his name is Peter Parker... We don't care about any "miguel" or Fake Latino "miles". We like El Hombre-Araña, white, redheaded and without brownie points spidermen along side.
I just remembered I used to have this Spider-Man comic back in the 90's where there was a red and blue Spidey too, can't remember anything from the comic expect that, the suit also had this urban look, might've been like jeans and a hoodie with mask or something, not sure... If someone knows what I mean please tell wtf was it! 😭😂
I mean....there could be a little bit of murder maybe? Goblin straight up destroyed half the city, billions in damages, likely lots of injuries or deaths from the fires and glass..... but spidey stiiillll wont just put the guy into a dirt nap? Then escapes....AGAIN!? Just seems they are actively allowing more people to get hurt and possibly die by not killing the 1 guy doing all this.
Look, we're not doing this all over again for yet another superhero with a nemesis with a maniacal laugh. If the law fails on keeping supervillains locked up or executing them, that's the law's problem. Public heroes just going around and executing villains it's problematic.
"Why'd I save you? Because I'm Spider-Man. And when I'm around, no one dies....even you." - This is why Spidey deserves better. He's the hero who really does want to be the ideal. Save lives, protect the innocent, and stop criminals, try to change them, not just savagely beat them and put them away on repeat. Is it the reality of the world, or the Marvel universe? No. But it's worth fighting for.
If Spider-Man turned evil, he’d be extremely scary. He can move and react fast enough to dodge bullets. I’m sure he’s dodging where the gun is pointing rather than bullets in flight, but it amounts to the same either way. He’s far stronger than most heroes and his moves are bizarre and difficult to predict. He’d be a total beast if he went rogue.
It will always depend on the writers and what they want to do. If Spider-Man were so OP, Gwen Stacey would be alive. Spider-Man is more like a soap opera, they hate the Peter persona. He is brilliant and can achieve anything, but they always keep him broke and with emotional issues. Spider-Man comics imploded during maximum clonage, downhill from there.
Took me a minute to recast the voice, needed Otto to be German. Kept coming out Russian. Hmmmm, I need a reference. "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to do die". Gert Frobe to the rescue! Now to get J.K. Simmons for the mayor - perfect JJJ.
My favorite JJJ comes from an old X-Factor, where Jamie Madrox (Multiple Man) is running a detective agency. A leprechaun is working as the receptionist (don't ask). Guido is sitting beside him. J. Jonah comes in demanding answers. "Do you know who I am?!!!" (turns to Guido) "Hmmmm, sounds like a missing persons case" Guido:"That's J. Jonah Jameson, Mayor of New York" "Ah. Well, that was easy." (looks to Jonah) "Will that be cash or check?"
So many people dumped on Slotts run and hated the idea for this comic when it was first announced, and now, everyone looks on it fondly. Im glad to see it. Loved these stories when they were new.
They "look on it fondly" in the same way that people treat the Star Wars prequels after the Disney trilogy. They didn't understand just how bad things could actually get. LOL
@@khiryhelmsok thats a stretch, dan slott has written some bad stories but superior spiderman is one of if not his best, its one of the freshest spiderman comic book stories of the 2010s imo
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11:25
I love how Miguel immediately accept Spider-Man’s story of being brain swapped like “yea that sounds like something that would happen to you”
I mean, so many things have happened to him, getting his brain swapped is just another Monday thing
I mean to be fair, All the crazy shit happens to the Spider Totems. That's the only reason Miguel believed him XD
Must be that special bond between spider men?
However yeah, i felt that was weird also.
For the average person, it's the most important moment of their life. For a Superhero, that's just Tuesday.
I still love the implications of "It's you" Like... Gobby had that moment of "There is only ONE person capable of roasting me THAT completely and off-the-cuff..."
"Why do I smell burning Goblin?"
Gtg spiderman mb cya lateeeeeer
I really love how with just one quip, Norman realized Peter was back
They know each other almost as well as Peter knew Har…
Um…
@@TieflingKumasibro cut himself off in text 💀
@@1nonlycxtr More like I was making a joke about how Harry was dead and that the Harry we knew, the one who helped him right before his death was a clone
@@1nonlycxtr for emphasis. look it up sometime!
" Except the dignity of knowing I never carried a man purse".
"It's you."
Spider man has the best comebacks and insults, he's just savage😂😂😂.
That panel was amazing
@Karthig1987 I thought the panel was.... Superior 😎
@@mdotbeedot lolz
"The one and only"
What i love the most in it is that the Green Goblin has been fighting OG Spiderman for such a long time he knows for a fact that Otto would never joke in such a non-chalant way upon seeing a man holding someone hostage. So it HAS to be Peter himself.
Spider man: Seriously did NO ONE figure out I wasn't me all these months? Come on guys I thought you knew me.
Glares at Wolverine deeply.
Wolverine did knew Something was wrong with Spiderman but no one believe him and he got his ass kick
@@johnpetre9523 man they really should trust the guy who can smell this stuff
Superior Spider-Man was good at acting
You know for a world that usually has heroes get cloned, mind controlled, brain washed, body swap and whatever, they sure are skeptical whenever that type of thing happens.
Funnily enough, I just read through the Superior Spider-Man run a week or two ago. It was pretty decent, and the origins of Alchemax happening right in the story was pretty cool, but you have to wonder just how much in denial everybody was (outside of a few) to not realize that there was clearly something wrong with Spider-Man.
I'm currently reading it and I'm honestly loving it kinda shows you how brutal/strong spider-man really is if he wasn't so friendly
In this last thing with Paul. Spider-Man came back and fought everyone in place of telling them what was going on. He let Ms. Marvel get killed. So Otto wasn't that far off.
If I remember correctly, some people did realize that Peter wasn’t Peter
@@joeytheredkangaroo wrong. The problem is that he was going against the clock so he couldn't just wait until his friends verified his story.
Miss Marvel dying is.
1: not s big loss anyway
2: undone almost immediately anyway.
its goated
It's always been a running motif in these comics that Spider-Man typically fights below his abilities. He's always horsing around and cracking wise, and villains think they have an accurate idea of what he can do. Then he gets pushed too far, and busts out his real strength and speed, easily wiping the floor with his opponent. It's his snarky jokes that let the Goblin know it was really him.
Petes gotta be a Goku fan with how much of an ass beating he'll take before "powering up" lol
@@sdoriginal18 It's not even about damage done to him, its going after people close to him or innocent people, that's when Peter HAS to drop the restraints and fight with everything.
"Yeah, that sounds just stupid enough to be right... Let's go!" XD
The fact that Goblin dipped after realizing that was Peter was AMAZING
If it's any consolation to Otto. He wasn't THE WORST Spider-Man in the entire multiverse
Wait.... So who is the worst spiderman? Japanese spider man the emissary from hell? Or Spooderman? Or someone else.
@@Become-EggplantHonestly, I’d say, Patton Parnell. If you know, you know.
@@Become-Eggplant Bruh, Japanese Spiderman is the BEST one
@@Become-Eggplant
You got a black belt in stupid if you think the emissary from Hell, Supaidaman's the worst.
@wesleygriffiths8748 is that the Peter who became a human spider or something and ate his abusive uncle who would punch him in anger?
That face after the purse quip. Absolutely priceless.
It’s all fun and games until the jokes stop then the villains know they’re in trouble.
the jokes start*
IN that situation he knew he was fucked when the jokes started
A spiderman that stops Joking is scary
@@ahwayzcool4630
Yeah pretty much 😱👍
@@ahwayzcool4630As is a maniacally laughing Batman.
Superior Spider-Man is basically Spider-Man if he lacked the "With Great Power, Comes Great Responsibility" value.
That’s Kaine.
@@MSKS-jl2qk Who's Kaine?
@@maxxgunner5573 Kaine Parker, the second Scarlet Spider. Peter’s first clone. He’s kinda like the Jason Todd of Spider-Man .
@@MSKS-jl2qk whoa. 🤯
That and the writer made it so doc oct could go 5 pages without the universe trying to ruin every aspect of his life. peter could do half the stuff doc oct did if not more if the writer aloud him to grow.
14:51
Green Goblin: Oh no!😨
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Oh yeah!😈
For some reason: I thought of the Family Guy Kool Aid guy gag
I missed when they had Otto be his own Spider-Man off to the side in a clone body instead of being regressed back into being Doc Ock.
Goblin vs Otto: you poor fool
Goblin vs Peter: oh fudge, gotta go!
SPIDERMAN: 'THAT'S ALL I CAN STAND .. AND I CAN'T STAND NO MORE' ..
Nice Popeye reference.
He is spider the swinging man he battles his villains when he eats his 🕸 so we can believe in he stands for Heros man .
.Sits down
the moment you know peter isnt holdig back is when he stops talking
'Because I was determined not to relive old nightmares'.... 😢
Yeah, that was honestly one of the comic's highlights: how due to his experiences he manages to save Otto's "Gwen", put in danger by none other than Goblin himself.
@@drakegrandx5914 Ah acceleration, you cruel mistress.
I love the realization and that instant FEAR that Norman had.
Oh my God, I need to read Superior Spider-Man!!!! I can't get enough of the Amazing Spider-Man comics.
Your not so friendly Neighborhood Spider-man.
If he weren’t so friendly, why’d he save the villian 😁
Only when you cross one of his lines.
Norman got the most diabolical waves ever.
This is why I like Spidey 2099, he is just about on par with Peter without a Spider-Sense. Which honestly would get annoying after a while.
A psudeo-magical power to always be aware of immanent danger would never get annoying.
@@NottherealLucifer Spider-Sense has a mind of it's own and can be exploited by enemies. Venom does it all the time and so does Kraven.
@@JRGProjects Kraven failed in the end. He hit Peter with a poison to specifically kill him. Used tricks to eliminate his spider sense. Yet the man was still KILLED by Spider-Man. He actually stayed dead too until they rebooted everything.
You can tell the Spider-Man fans that paid attention with what happened near the final end of the Madam Web arc. Peter created a fighting style called 'The Way of the Spider' and it allowed him to use his Spider Sense to the fullest...including offensively. When he was using that fighting style NO ONE could hit him, and NO ONE could dodge him. Absolutely, positively, no one. Yes the major retcon that destroyed literally 20+ years of unending continuity and character growth happened shortly after they gave Peter that fighting style because they wrote themselves into a corner the hacks couldn't get out of. The retconned happened when they brought in all new writers and artists.
Yes, when Peter was able to contact the Spider Totem, Venom and Carnage could no longer go invisible to his Spider Sense after that. As this is the thing, Peter holds himself back so much that he legit is afraid to allow his own Spider Sense to fully open up.
Green Goblin really goes the extra mile to prove he's Spider Man's biggest opp.
The old good days of Spidy comics. Now they all live in our memories
Thank goodness. I don’t like body swapping stories between people with one unwilling. So, I’m glad Peter got his body back. 🤗🙂
As much Canon there is for Spiderman going rogue over the years this storyline was inevitable and honestly what makes it so great cause they never know
14:47 "Oh shit, that's *Peter Parker* "
7:47 “Mr. Parker… I don’t feel so good.”
This comic has made Otto my favorite Spider-Man villain, I love stories about villains "coming back to humanity" or changing their ways. It can be difficult to portray that and not make it corny or rly cheesy, this comic was awesome.
Green Goblin's a close second no doubt
Peter's the type of person to feel sad even after he's been wronged
Peter's seriously suffers saviors complex
"Yeah, that sounds about stupid enough to be right" is possibly my favorite response I've ever had a superhero have to some big plot twist
Spider-Man is like early Invincible Mark, he's ALWAYS holding back as not to accidentally kill the bad guys he's fighting.
Unfortunately, anything that features Superior Spider-Man hurts quite a bit. Peter Parker should have remained Spider-Man. (I know about the current comics, I’m just saying throughout).
Honestly, things should have ended after Superior Spider-Man. And someone who *WASN'T* Dan Slott or even Nick Spencer should have taken over
That JJJ impression was immaculate!
16:04 Spider-Man is actually stronger than Goblin. Goblin’s tech makes him more formidable.
Isn’t Norman basically just a normal human?
@@bigplannernah he’s got some decent super strength and durability but no where near spider man level
@@theonlyratman1105 oh I didn’t realize that.
@@bigplanner yeah its thanks to the goblin serum
@bigplanner yea time has been unkind to powerlevels. But green goblin was always depicted and stated to be stronger physically than captain america but weaker than spiderman. The reason is the goblin formula is a better version (strength wise) than the super soldier formula. Spiderman how ever had the properties of the super soldier mixed with arachnid(arthropod) strength.
Spider-Man’s enemies don’t realize how screwed they are if Peter snaps. They are lucky enough to even have a peaceful Spider-Man
We all saw what happened to kingpin during back in black lol..
When Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man becomes Hood Spider-Man
The ending is kinda messed up because Anna Maria is in love with Peter Parker but Pete has (?) Mary Jane ,this is Felicia Hardy all over again.
They did sorta ‘fix’ that by giving Otto/Superior a peter clone body for a while. During that time, Superior and Anna Maria were together, but i dunno what happened after that event.
Nice, perfect vid to finish my walk home!
Spider-Man is just the best period❤
This made me feel even worse for Peter. The last thing he thinks as everything gets wrapped up is that he failed to find an option that saved the man that hijacked his body for so long. I get that Otto wasn't totally a bad guy anymore, but...I wish Peter could be just a LITTLE selfish sometimes and not take EVERY life he can't save to heart so much, even when they do things like this
Actually Miguel’s suit is supposed to be black with blue shadowing, if u look at a lot of old designs u can see it as with old black suit Spider-Man, just a fun little detail
Yeah, blue ink was just cheaper than black ink so all those old comics used blue in place of black.
Venom is often depicted as blue, for instance, even though we all know the symbiote is black.
"that sounds stupid enough to be right"
Could've just made another peter clone and transferred his mind into that one... would've made a powerful ally...
"Its me, your Vengful Dark Alley Arachnid Male"
The Seethe Norman had upon realizing that Otto is no Longer Spider-Man
I'm your unfriendly neighborhood Spiderman
18:05 This is why he is the goat. The most heroic superhero. He doesn't need to do it, but he still does it.
I would not be surprised if superior spiderman ends up playing into the plot of the next insomniac spiderman game
Funny quip while in a life or death situation? Oh shit it's gotta be Peter 😂
the unfriendly neighborhood spider-man
Give Doc Ock credit. I was genuinely trying. and in the end, when he realized he couldn't do it, he calmly exited the scene.
I like the spider slayers from spider island. It's the one where everyone got turned into mutant spider humans.
even after every things otto did to peter, when he see the girl crying, he wish he did not come back... nobody like peter has a heros.
I miss this amazing spider man. Hopefully they can bring him back 😢
To us, Latinos, there's only ONE Spider-Man, we know him as El Asombroso/Sorprendente Hombre-Araña and his name is Peter Parker...
We don't care about any "miguel" or Fake Latino "miles".
We like El Hombre-Araña, white, redheaded and without brownie points spidermen along side.
Always good to have Peter Parker back man! 😄
8:00 wooof. What a gut punch ending.
I clicked on this at a whim. Worth it. Nicely done!
oh man that ending i dont know how to feel about it its so awkward, sweet, and wierd
Superior Spiderman was an underrated Spiderman! (like batman with Spidey's powers)
New York has fallen.
Millions must Gob.
I just remembered I used to have this Spider-Man comic back in the 90's where there was a red and blue Spidey too, can't remember anything from the comic expect that, the suit also had this urban look, might've been like jeans and a hoodie with mask or something, not sure... If someone knows what I mean please tell wtf was it! 😭😂
Probably Ben Reilly aka The Scarlet Spider. He's a clone of Peter Parker and has some weird sleeveless hoodie thing over his costume.
i like how near the end of ASM, Peter's suit resembles Edge Of Time's suit
More we demand MORE
I hope I’m not the only one who thinks Norman’s new face kinda looks like John DiMaggio
He's tired of editorial cucking him over.
would love a what if of a Jeckyll and Hyde situation, where Peter is Spiderman whenever needed, and Otto could continue his life as "Peter Parker"
the epitomy of let the writter cook
"Spider-Man Stops Being Friendly"
Is he still neighborhood though?
Always
I mean....there could be a little bit of murder maybe? Goblin straight up destroyed half the city, billions in damages, likely lots of injuries or deaths from the fires and glass..... but spidey stiiillll wont just put the guy into a dirt nap? Then escapes....AGAIN!? Just seems they are actively allowing more people to get hurt and possibly die by not killing the 1 guy doing all this.
Look, we're not doing this all over again for yet another superhero with a nemesis with a maniacal laugh. If the law fails on keeping supervillains locked up or executing them, that's the law's problem. Public heroes just going around and executing villains it's problematic.
@@drakegrandx5914How is it problematic for a hero to just kill 1 person.
One of my favorite costumes
"Neighborhood spider-man" 💀
Love the narration!
Man this would be dope, it they ever make it into a movies
No matter what version of him, people sleep on spider man’s strength.
If you ever get the chance to read it the whole Superior Spiderman run is fantastic.
i love how everyone's Miguel impression is just Keanu Reeves
Gotten I need this in spiderman 3
now this was entertaining .. Beautiful voice work . alterations SFX and I'm in Awe ..
"I'm ruined," J Jonah Jameson said calmly.
"Why'd I save you? Because I'm Spider-Man. And when I'm around, no one dies....even you." - This is why Spidey deserves better. He's the hero who really does want to be the ideal. Save lives, protect the innocent, and stop criminals, try to change them, not just savagely beat them and put them away on repeat. Is it the reality of the world, or the Marvel universe? No. But it's worth fighting for.
14:36 a good arch nemesis can always tell when it's the real one
If Spider-Man turned evil, he’d be extremely scary. He can move and react fast enough to dodge bullets. I’m sure he’s dodging where the gun is pointing rather than bullets in flight, but it amounts to the same either way. He’s far stronger than most heroes and his moves are bizarre and difficult to predict. He’d be a total beast if he went rogue.
It will always depend on the writers and what they want to do. If Spider-Man were so OP, Gwen Stacey would be alive.
Spider-Man is more like a soap opera, they hate the Peter persona. He is brilliant and can achieve anything, but they always keep him broke and with emotional issues.
Spider-Man comics imploded during maximum clonage, downhill from there.
Took me a minute to recast the voice, needed Otto to be German. Kept coming out Russian. Hmmmm, I need a reference. "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to do die". Gert Frobe to the rescue! Now to get J.K. Simmons for the mayor - perfect JJJ.
My favorite JJJ comes from an old X-Factor, where Jamie Madrox (Multiple Man) is running a detective agency. A leprechaun is working as the receptionist (don't ask). Guido is sitting beside him. J. Jonah comes in demanding answers.
"Do you know who I am?!!!"
(turns to Guido) "Hmmmm, sounds like a missing persons case"
Guido:"That's J. Jonah Jameson, Mayor of New York"
"Ah. Well, that was easy." (looks to Jonah) "Will that be cash or check?"
When the jokes and quips stopped it means he's not playing that goes for both Deadpool and Spidernan
Batman without no killing rule, Spiderman without holding back and Superman without any morals are seriously dangerous characters 👺
Otto just fucked everything up and said "Aite I'm out"
I actually never would guess that Otto would give up Peters body like that, I thought Peter would've just taken over once again.
I like how Otto comes back from the dead in a clone of Peter’s body and is still the superior spider/man
Losing your grip on reality, feeling your sanity slip further and further away indeed is not fun in the slightest. Don’t do drugs kids.
So many people dumped on Slotts run and hated the idea for this comic when it was first announced, and now, everyone looks on it fondly. Im glad to see it. Loved these stories when they were new.
It’s because Zeb Wells ruined Spider-Man
They "look on it fondly" in the same way that people treat the Star Wars prequels after the Disney trilogy. They didn't understand just how bad things could actually get. LOL
@@khiryhelmsok thats a stretch, dan slott has written some bad stories but superior spiderman is one of if not his best, its one of the freshest spiderman comic book stories of the 2010s imo
U know u had messed up when Spiderman stops joking
About dam Fcking time, Spidey needs to just hurt them villains like the batman!!!
You should see when Kraven’s wife killed Kaine
Spiderman Spiderman -friendly- neighborhood Spiderman....
16:48 “Well too known” 😂
Honestly if I was Spider Man I'd be giving out broken wrists like I was Oprah.