@karleybrown1664back then with us all really lacking communication it was probably a great idea to help with any bad situations that could’ve happened now that you mention it, but yeah I remember they did that too. Very much doubt it’s happening anymore
Wait I’m actually so proud of Bert, Tom goes a seven minute mile? You really think you can do that? And Bert said I DONT KNOW. I feel like usually it would be a “yeah!” This is growth, ladies and gentlemen.
This should be titled, "Brent's mental illness intensifies." In all seriousness, this was the funniest 2B1C in a LONG time. Felt like we went back in time to the origins of this pod!
@BasedGod-ey5ee All the comics they called didn’t have to check their schedules. They’re all available on the same date? This alone doesn’t seem suspicious to you?
@@shrutefarms4741same issue with jeselnik who I was also thinking about too 😢 tbh I’m 26 and already worried about my back. If these rich healthy white men are declining before our eye, surely my poor white ass is in trouble 😂
@@Bittaminthis legit keeps me up at night,me knowing if I was rich I would probably feel healthier and live longer. There have been countless time I don’t go to the doctors when I desperately should or I let a broken bone grow back crooked and now regret not spending the 10k for surgery🙃 being poor sucks sometimes.
I ran 5 miles in 35 minutes for years. Mid 20's to early 30's 6'1" 145-160 lbs. At 42 years old and 200 Lbs, I'd fucking die if I tried that right now😂
This is one of those moments where you actually get to see Bert's creativity take shape and actually materialize and honestly, it's super endearing. Keep it up!
I really enjoyed the teenager feel of the guys calling up buddies and actually putting this 5k in May together. Getting excited that the popular girl in class accepted their FaceTime request
This is what us fans have waited for, two barely in shape wealthy comics recording themselves doing a normal activity for their own self esteem. The Show is bleeding episode after episode towards its slow death
I started watching this Podcast in 2019 or 2020. I watched all of the back catalog within that first month. These 2 guys are valuable comedians in their own right. I am thankful they exist.
IDK how much time we had to get it done in HS.?! I remember walking fast, running, walking some more, and running to the end, lol. I think it takes me 15 minutes to walk a mile, but IDT I could run that far in half that time..?!🤔😄😄✌️
@@timturk1899 When I was in school my brothers and I were very competitive. When it came time for the presidential fitness challenge, we not only tried to get the award, but we tried to beat each other. My stepbrother, the football team's starting tailback, did a 5-and-a-half minute mile and I did 7.14.
I ran a 63 second quarter mile in high school. Key thing there "High school" Your name says 95 so im guessing your 28 3 years younger then me. there is no way in hell you ran a 4:13 mile. If you did congrats but i doubt it @@jakeriff95
I could see that, but since he knew he was on a podcast he likely wouldn't say something like that if he was trying to hide it. It was hopefully just a joke.
@@user-cc9vw4mo6g watch some old norm McDonald clips about him “joking” about cancer and his mortality. When ur a comedians there is nothing other to do then to make light of what your experiencing
@@meDaleLane I agree with this. This podcast is still a shell of its former self (like YMH is too) but this was a slight step up compared to the last year or so. Admittedly, I've only been checking out the Bert/Tom eps and that's about it.
The way all of these comics that came up together are genuinely friends is incredible even tho they are all doing great on there own there still there for eachother
This can be set up for Sunday, May 12th in beautiful Charleston, SC... and then everyone can go to the Wheeler Walker Jr. show that same night. What a day! See ya'll then!
I'm down to about 193 from 300 lbs last March, cardio basically every day. I'm just now at a point where I'm comfortable running a 10 minute mile on a treadmill. I have a route I run on trails that go up and down in elevation quite a bit, 1.75 miles, and I can run that in a little over 19 minutes. Guess I gotta keep pushing til May and see where my 5k is at lol
I hate running, I don't run, I have chronic neuropathy feet pain. With that said, if yall can organize this event in Wichita Kansas I will join in with yall. I genuinely want to loose weight and simply just do better and be better. I love you guys so much that I'm willing to push through and do it. I'm 40 yr old, 5ft 8in, 325lbs. My goal for this year is to be under 200lbs. I think I can do it, specifically if I have you with me motivating me. Much love brothers.
If you’re wondering who they’re calling that’s asleep it’s 100% Bobby Lee 🤣🤣🤣
lol fking accurate
nice catch,
he's the slept king for a reason
Thought that was pretty obvious based on time zone and sleep schedule lmaooo
Yup! That's 100% who it was 😂 who else would be sleeping at that time
Bert: “I love you”
Mark: “alright. Comedy!”
Felt that one Normand 😂
Normand ending the conversation with “alright.. comedy!” 😂😂😂
Emojis are gay
@@ETAisNOWcalling things gay is mega gay
Nah just poly and bi@@ekothesilent9456
@@ekothesilent9456
Totally agree with that one
@@Josh-ks4lxgay
Can’t wait to hear Bert and Tom talk about Katt Williams 3 months from now
You need to get Goggins to follow Stavros through the 5k and yell at him the whole time! 😂
thats gonna be the greatest footage of 2024
That video isn't real
I’d pay to see that😂😂
@matttriano yea but it's a HILARIOUS video
Something I would actually pay to see
Watching them talk about calling Chappelle and Rock is like being in 5th grade with your friends calling girls from the school phone roster
@karleybrown1664back then with us all really lacking communication it was probably a great idea to help with any bad situations that could’ve happened now that you mention it, but yeah I remember they did that too. Very much doubt it’s happening anymore
@karleybrown1664 Who cares, shit, the numbers were all in the yellow book anyways
Wait I’m actually so proud of Bert, Tom goes a seven minute mile? You really think you can do that? And Bert said I DONT KNOW. I feel like usually it would be a “yeah!” This is growth, ladies and gentlemen.
he then proceeded to say that shaving 3 mins off his 10 min mile is and i quote "easier then you think"
@@mrwetbuttBert would get smoked by those power-walkers
Hes actually right, the bigger time paces is easier to drop since theres a lot of time to improve compared to fast times
Yeah, it's amazing how he's found a way to convince himself that he is not a an alcoholic
It would be “a hundred percent”
I love when Bert says something crazy, Tom looks at the camera like Jim Halpert
I think the "pointless facetime" was Bobby Lee. Just went to sleep at 9am, "if you could turn it into a video game"...Definitely Bobby Lee lmao
Get Santino on board if they want bobby
uh-hundred percent
This feels like the Fyre Festival 5K and I'm here for it
Bert: My shoulders are awesome
Also Bert: My shoulders hurt from holding up this phone
Underrated comment 😂
Thought going on T solved all his problems.
😂😂😂😂
To give him the benefit of the doubt, holding one position is harder than lifting
I swear this podcast has become two guys with an eight-ball talking about opening up a restaurant
what do you mean become? 🤣🤣🤣
This was hard to watch
Oh shit. Youre right.
Damn. My man over here throwing truth bombs
This is like two middle school girls calling their crushes 😂😂
😂
You have no idea how much anger the concept of a 9 am facetime for a hard commitment to anything brings me. I cant believe tom let that happen😂
I like how Tom now refuses to acknowledge Bert's pronunciation of words like 'Tattoo"
Few things infuriate me as much as people alllowing him to say Affleck and Askren the way he does. If he had real friends they’d stop him.
I love that Bert knows god damn well how to pronounce tattoo lmaooo. It started as a bit and now he has to pronounce it that way lol.
@BasedGod-ey5eejokes are supposed to be funny though…
@@CrookDanny Nightmeer. lol!
Attention seeking bit.... Like the laugh.
So don't feed into it.
I'm just now realizing that Burnt Chrysler is like the Michael Scott of podcasting. "5k by May" sounded too close to "45 points in 45 days"
59:02 are we going to pretend they weren’t talking about Bobo Lee not being awake 😂
😂exactly who I thought too. Poor Bobo baggins
I feel like Santino would be a perfect candidate for this 5K thingy
I don’t think he runs anymore because of his bad back.
Things just aren’t the same without Nadav’s laugh in the background
Way to bring that up on the running episode. 😁
Anyway...
It’s missing the laugh track, over 20 minutes and no jokes just dudes talking about running
it really aint huh
It sucks and then you can tell that the booth boys are just bored and ain’t even resonding anymore
Shane hearing “running” and saying He’ll no! 😂😂😂
2 Bears presents the "Coming Up In May" 5k
💯
Yes!
Brilliant
It’s the Cumming in May
Add this episode to the Bert and Tom contemplate a marathon playlist.
This should be titled, "Brent's mental illness intensifies." In all seriousness, this was the funniest 2B1C in a LONG time. Felt like we went back in time to the origins of this pod!
All the genuinely funny comics they talked to on the phone, saved this episode.
It's hilarious how delusional Bert is! "When I was fat" was wild 😂😂😂😂
This is one of the best episodes. All of the people answering, everyone was on fire.
It’s faked and badly faked think about it in detail
@BasedGod-ey5ee All the comics they called didn’t have to check their schedules. They’re all available on the same date? This alone doesn’t seem suspicious to you?
@BasedGod-ey5ee yeah the beginning of the comedy season is nothing to a bunch of comics you’re right
@BasedGod-ey5ee okay mark
Bart finally realizing everyone hating him was actually everyone showing concern is the breakthrough this bear needed.
Couldn't get Nadav to run a marathon.... So let's try Bert 😂
bert already did it, that was part of the discussion back then
Did they ever talk about what. Happened to Nadav?
@@TypicalGuy84 they did a whole episode with him on ymh, he decided to do his own thing and quit.
Mark saying comedy before he hung up is hilarious
I know there's no chance Bobby would do it, but they should try to get Andrew atleast!
Andrews back is gonna be a deal breaker😢
That’s who Tom FaceTimed and there like there’s no way he does it. Then Bert said if you turn it into a video game he’ll do it
@@shrutefarms4741same issue with jeselnik who I was also thinking about too 😢 tbh I’m 26 and already worried about my back. If these rich healthy white men are declining before our eye, surely my poor white ass is in trouble 😂
@@Bittaminthis legit keeps me up at night,me knowing if I was rich I would probably feel healthier and live longer. There have been countless time I don’t go to the doctors when I desperately should or I let a broken bone grow back crooked and now regret not spending the 10k for surgery🙃 being poor sucks sometimes.
I’d rather have steebee weebee and Jeremiah Watkins ✂️✂️✂️
Bert saying I love you to everyone after every call is so genuine 😂
The audacity Bert has to imply skinny has anything to do with him 😂
Right? 😂
'when I was fat' ok big man 😂😂😂
Says the dude using his grindr pfp for youtube 😂
"I did a 5k everyday everyday I did a 5k in Australia " like yeah OK bud
@@DMTISME honestly, 5k is like 30 mins of slow jogging. Not that hard
Them working out what to text to Kevin was the cutest little school boy thing.
Why were they keeping Bobby Lee such a secret 😂
Mark kills me, hahahaha
"Alright...comedy!"
Do they call the AYG boys!?!? Because they are a MUST for this 5k
How many heaters can you smoke a mile?
Yeah seriously. If anybody could use it.
ummm yes - didn't you watch?
Kippy and Foley would be great! I was also thinking Joey Diaz.
Nice to see that some of these comedians are still relatable enough to take a phone call, great episode
I’m half Bert’s weight, make UA-cam videos about running, and even I can’t run a 7 minute mile 😂
Don't want it enough.
I bet you couldn't even run a quarter mile at 8.5 mph the whole time which is the pace you need for a 7 minute mile.@@djrt8179
Yeah he’s definitely bullshitting.
I want to see Bart do a 26m 5k. Prove it Bart!
I ran 5 miles in 35 minutes for years. Mid 20's to early 30's 6'1" 145-160 lbs. At 42 years old and 200 Lbs, I'd fucking die if I tried that right now😂
This is one of those moments where you actually get to see Bert's creativity take shape and actually materialize and honestly, it's super endearing. Keep it up!
I love it, 9:15am + not a video game = Bobby Lee.
Bert has to catch his breathe to make a phone call and he wants to run a 5k 😂😂😂
This might be the first FaceTime podcast 🤯
Definitely not. They've done that a few times.
I can hear Rogan laughing as Bert swears he can get a 7 min mile 😂
Bart "a lot of what a 7 minute mile is just maintaining that pace." That's literally what it is. I love how he states the obvious like we are R words😂
Do the 5k in May on Sunday, May 5th. Cinco De Mayo! We can all celebrate with tacos and beer 🌮🌮🍺
Invite nadarv to the event. See if he’s still training for that marathon 😂
Tom went from making jokes about mattresses that sit you up to advertising one himself 😂
About 16 mins in, Bert talking about The Pogues frontman, Shane MacGowan:
"i'm a huge fan of Sean McCallen!"
Them laughing about calling Bobby Lee was hilarious lol
Bert is the literal living definition of a caricature of a normal human being.
I really enjoyed the teenager feel of the guys calling up buddies and actually putting this 5k in May together. Getting excited that the popular girl in class accepted their FaceTime request
I'd like to see Brad Williams and Josh Blue in this 5k please!
This is what us fans have waited for, two barely in shape wealthy comics recording themselves doing a normal activity for their own self esteem.
The Show is bleeding episode after episode towards its slow death
Ik it's silly but when ber said "Rogan spends 3hrs on hair and makeup" I couldn't help but think what hair?
Imagining potter running cracks me up. Hed need a pack of cigs to finish.
And i love Tims energy, already in before knowing whats up👌🏽😂
If you guys do a comedy show after the race and party, you'll pull in people from all over the place for sure.
Well Bruce is gonna be getting a triple by-pass surgery after he gets scooped up during the race clean up afterwards so probably not a Good plan.
LOL @ Shane - "Hey Shane, we're starting a 5k in M-" "No, no, fuck no."
I feel like I’m going to have a panic attack watching this haha😂
I wish I had somebody who loves me like Bert loves his shoulders 😂😂
Bert was super likeable in this episode but when he kept getting Shane MacGowan's name wrong I wanted to punch my laptop screen
I started watching this Podcast in 2019 or 2020. I watched all of the back catalog within that first month.
These 2 guys are valuable comedians in their own right.
I am thankful they exist.
Running a 7 minute mile is a pace of 8.5 Mph the whole time. Good luck Bert
I haven't done that since high school. I doubt Bert can do it, but who knows.
IDK how much time we had to get it done in HS.?! I remember walking fast, running, walking some more, and running to the end, lol.
I think it takes me 15 minutes to walk a mile, but IDT I could run that far in half that time..?!🤔😄😄✌️
@@timturk1899 When I was in school my brothers and I were very competitive. When it came time for the presidential fitness challenge, we not only tried to get the award, but we tried to beat each other. My stepbrother, the football team's starting tailback, did a 5-and-a-half minute mile and I did 7.14.
I ran a 4:13 in HS.. 7 min mile is actually very doable. 5 mins is usually what a decent runner can do at Bert's age
I ran a 63 second quarter mile in high school. Key thing there "High school" Your name says 95 so im guessing your 28 3 years younger then me. there is no way in hell you ran a 4:13 mile. If you did congrats but i doubt it @@jakeriff95
I love interaction you guys have when face timing people. Stay aggressive Bert.
1:23:30 Louis seems like the kinda guy not to tell the world about an illness. I hope this was just a joke 🙏🏽
I could see that, but since he knew he was on a podcast he likely wouldn't say something like that if he was trying to hide it. It was hopefully just a joke.
New to comedy? Obviously a joke
@@user-cc9vw4mo6g watch some old norm McDonald clips about him “joking” about cancer and his mortality. When ur a comedians there is nothing other to do then to make light of what your experiencing
Yeah I thought that. It was a very strange thing to say.
Bert casually discussing increasing a 6mph pace to a 9mph pace to shave 3 minutes is hilarious.
The times when they that only answered berts calls were hilarious 🤣
Barry is so delusional😂
This is one of the best episodes of 2B1C in ages. Actually funny and charming for a change.
But still a shadow of the pre-barts-success episodes .
I dunno 15 minutes in and only talking about running and health
Yup since very got super famous the podcast has been nearly unwatchable. When’s the last episode like the Jennifer aniston one or kool aid episode?
@@meDaleLane I agree with this. This podcast is still a shell of its former self (like YMH is too) but this was a slight step up compared to the last year or so. Admittedly, I've only been checking out the Bert/Tom eps and that's about it.
The way all of these comics that came up together are genuinely friends is incredible even tho they are all doing great on there own there still there for eachother
Why not a 5K tour?
4 or 5 cities? Make us skinnier than Tom again!
YES!! Hattiesburg, MS!!
That’d be awesome! Don’t skip Toronto! Canadians would come from far and wide.
That's a great idea actually, surprised Brent didn't think of it!
When i first started this episode i NEVER thought it was gonna ENTIRELY consist of "who will answer our facetime's" 😂
This can be set up for Sunday, May 12th in beautiful Charleston, SC... and then everyone can go to the Wheeler Walker Jr. show that same night. What a day! See ya'll then!
I like how Bert thinks throwing a party at the end of the 5k will change their minds.
All day 5k sounds like a run for the fats... Marc and Shane are hilarious... I'd run just to meet them. 😂
Shane: yea im not doing that.
Bert: ok so shane is in.
I’m absolutely mindblown at Bert’s face time batting avg this episode. They never answer and he was 4/4 even over Tom with Tim Dillon…😂😂😂
5 months sober from alcohol today. Shout out to anyone going thru it
ME
I'm down to about 193 from 300 lbs last March, cardio basically every day. I'm just now at a point where I'm comfortable running a 10 minute mile on a treadmill. I have a route I run on trails that go up and down in elevation quite a bit, 1.75 miles, and I can run that in a little over 19 minutes. Guess I gotta keep pushing til May and see where my 5k is at lol
I love how Bert mouths the words Tom is saying to Louis 😂
The thing about Bert is he can put a legendary plan together in an hour 😂
Watching Tom and Bert try and assemble the Justice League of comedians for this event is comedy gold.
Bart i’m not a alcoholic, also Bart i have to jurnal about not having a bottle of wine 11:30
Shane is so great at saying what we are all thinking but making it hilarious
When they said who can we call that’s not ready for this that needs it… Shane Gillis was the 1st name that went through my head 😂😂😂
His immediate No 😂
The first name I thought of was Tim Dillion. I was freaking out when they didn’t call him first. I appreciated his reaction
Bert’s mental gymnastics are so difficult to watch
I hope Louis is okay🥺 his sentimental words reminded me of Norm
I was thinking the same thing.
@BasedGod-ey5ee I meant that he sounded like Norm. Nothing about Dave
I love that I knew Tom was trying to call Bobby right away from just context clues😂😂
Tom's look at the camera when he said it's so sad Perry is dead spoke volumes.
you can hear it in his voice too.
I hate running, I don't run, I have chronic neuropathy feet pain. With that said, if yall can organize this event in Wichita Kansas I will join in with yall. I genuinely want to loose weight and simply just do better and be better. I love you guys so much that I'm willing to push through and do it. I'm 40 yr old, 5ft 8in, 325lbs. My goal for this year is to be under 200lbs. I think I can do it, specifically if I have you with me motivating me. Much love brothers.
I nominate this ep as one of the greatest of all time.
If Bert can run a 7 minute mile, I can walk on water
Bert looks good! It looks like he might make it past 50 years old now.
Mickey Mantle died at 62 so Bert will still die young by today's standards
ya know he's 51 right?
"I bet you there's a lot that goes into this" Bert says 40 minutes into deciding to organize a 5K. 😂
The Pogues would like to know who TF is Shawn Mickcowan???
Unfucking forgivable
The fact that everyone answers Bert’s Ft Is such a sentiment 😂
The way Bert says tattoo 😂😅 thanks for the laugh
You’re the worst
Everything bagel deeply toasted, thick block cream cheese, bacon, lots, and tater tots smashed down. That's my king sandwitch.
Bert you cannot currently run a 7:00 mile, I promise
One of my happiest moments was doing 6:41 as an adult after only getting 10 min plus in high school
Bert’s face when the agent said yes to giving Kevin Hart’s number was absolute “I can’t believe we just pulled that off”
I’ll buy a house for Habitat if you can get Bobby Lee to run and complete the 5k