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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, modern medicine has brought Bert and Tom back together and they want to chat about some changes in-store for the podcast. They try to make right by the fans by reducing ads at the top and being more mindful about Bert's interruptions. Speaking of interruptions, doesn't it suck when Uber drivers interrupt your chill ride with unwanted conversation? Bert and Tom talk get into some bad Uber driver experiences, before getting into ex-Presidents they've been alive for, plus some wild thoughts on Biggie, Tupac, and Diddy. Plus the 2 Bears 5K is just around the corner and there's still time to sign-up! Other topics covered in this one include: OJ Simpson's passing, Jerrod Carmichael, boys trips, amusement park rides, 5K predictions, the "new" Bert, comas, running shoes, the Netflix series "Ripley", and more.
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 234
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:12 - Uber Drivers
00:05:20 - Presidents
00:09:33 - OJ Simpson/Biggie/Tupac
00:14:44 - Diddy
00:18:54 - Not All Guys /Jerrod Carmichael
00:22:45 - Defined By Your Algorithm
00:27:03 - Being Honest Online
00:33:52 - Sailing To Hawaii/katpaws777
00:40:17 - Amusement Park Rides
00:43:30 - 2 Bears 5K
00:47:44 - New Bert
00:52:54 - Running Shoes
00:56:32 - Pulling The Plug
01:00:11 - Ripley/The Guest - Комедії
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No previews?? The poors have won!
No previews, YT ads cut by 50%, and no host ad reads pre-show. They must be losing a phuq ton of revenue to admit to reading the comments 😂
There playing in with the trolls, you really think there losing money haha what a 🤡🤡🤡
Bro has 36 comments on this Channel all hating on Bert, man you have a sad life and bert is in your head 24/7 😂 someone is jealous and your most likely on welfare in your state payed apartment sitting in your chair being a troll on UA-cam all day … 🤡🤡🤡
This is a real victory for the poors. I hope they use that motivation to get a job
LMAO
Tom trying to convince us he took an Uber instead of driving his maclaren or whatever 😂
He made a guy piggy back him to the studio 😪
He drives a helicopter lol
Maybe it was in the shop
Porsche GT3 RS
He didn't even know what it was called for a second
Don't worry about the ads, guys. I fast forward through them anyway.
UA-cam vanced babyyy
So does everyone else. You want a cookie?
@@bigchrizillavanced is still working for you?
@@123buttnut you read any of these? obviously not. Earn your cookie.
It’s just annoying when you got this playing in the background on the tv. And they’d line up the yt ads with the ad reads
It went from tom making fun of the poors straight to tom not even wanting to talk to the poors.
Tom knows where the bodies are buried.
@@TonyMarselle he for sure knows what's up
Overtime people’s real character comes out that’s always the case
Charging people to watch a 5K run is psychopathic
"the Celebrity list is huge! Jelly Roll.... Whitney Cummings..." that list dropped off a cliff FAST
“We’re making changes!” … podcast where Bert talks about himself the whole time.
It takes time.
Did you listen to what he was saying though? He was being vulnerable and honest about himself
@@pissedpajamas5718he wasn’t
It’s incredible how many people hate watch this show…. Just watch literally anything else, kiddo.
I’m a leftist and even I don’t hate on this show as much as the diehard viewers.
"We will pretend we're not assholes, please come back"
Exactly. You can't turn it back, no matter how nice Tom's pretending to be. Everyone saw the true colors, even the dumb poors.
Saw what true colors? 😂😂😂 you clowns are so low and loose
@@johnnykicks7706 oooh you really got offended? Which jokes in particular made you cry the most? I always find it funny how “comedy-fans” answer this one? I just think you have no sense of humour so you got offended, have no money so can’t stand to see the success and no social circle so you find a community by bonding with other cry babies in the comments?
@@marlonjennings2093 Yes, the people criticizing must be poor and have no social circles, that must be it. Thanks for taking the time to comb through the comments and share the insights 😂
@@johnnykicks7706 that comment was actually so funny. Definitely deserved the laughing emoji
It’s so funny they think our main problem with the show is ads haha.
Clueless they’ll be like Brenda in a few years. I’m sure the numbers are down considering how many people have started YT channels shitting on them and the popularity they have
@@Gixsir Hopefully these 2 annoying goofs just quit and go away.
@@Gixsir “Brenda” I knew all these recent comments had the stench of homeless cats on them! Enjoy this win Redditor poor…. But wait for next weeks comments…
I think they’re actually making that the joke. I don’t care if there’s advertisements I care when it’s all they fucking talk about or if I wanted to just hear Bert talk I was just gonna listen to his podcast. But I’m not here for Bert or Tom, I’m here for the chemistry between the two of them.
@@_siegemcsheen_9401
Why are you whining and moaning in the comments every week though. It’s pathetic behaviour for a grown man. Just leave
Bert says he’s going to get fat again, as if he isn’t still fat.😂😂
🎯
Bert IS phat. And Fs dogs
@@Dane_B_Reillylol 😂. Legend has it there was a donkey in his backyard the other day.
And it wasn't female
He's not fat right now. I swear if someone isn't stage ready at .5 percent of body fat, basically near death, you guys scream fatty. 😂
@@Steve-ev6vxyou’re crazy.
You know your out of touch with common folk when you charge for spectator spots for a 5k
I’ll buy you a ticket? I’m very charitable to the poors
@@marlonjennings2093 duda duda, Duda, Duda, Bot Man.
Bot man.
(To the tune of 60s era Batman theme)
@@TonyMarselle See! This is the level of comedy you “fans” are at. Botman?! Cmon bro that’s not even slightly funny.. It’s literally almost redacted level of intelligence when you guys start thinking you’re being funny… why are they even paying any attention. A pod gets big, you get an army of hangers on that don’t get comedy.
184k views, 12 genuine remaining fans and 183,988 hate watchers 😂
Explain it to me Redditor? Less than 1% commenting negatively but they are all hate watching? I think this episode is the first time most fans are even aware of the poors. I know it is for me
Literally bro all I see in the comments are people hating on them lol wonder why they just don’t watch? Lol
@@marlonjennings2093we found one of the twelve 😂
@@Steve-ev6vx do you need financial assistance?
Hate from Tucson lol
Bert can’t even finish a sentence let alone a 5k
If "5K" was a vodka brand, Bart could finish them all.
In all fairness he did run the la marathon with no training
The dude went further while fatter.
@@WholeWhiteBabythats a good idea.. why do you look so beat up? Just finished a 5k last night
You mean Tom can't finish a sentence. 😂
COMEDY! I love Bert though, the negativity towards him has gotten pretty ridiculous. I have been a fan of both for over a decade and appreciate the constant free content and entertainment they provide.
Burt actually doesn’t exaggerate Leanne’s southern accent at all 😂💀
Welp, you've all killed their spirits, finally.
It took them like 6 months to respond to criticism lmao
@@squeezeslemons did your net worth increase at all over those 6 months?
I think Tom doesnt care at all cause he doesnt care if people "like" him since it's business but Bert does seem to care a bit what people think of him
@@rogaruTimmy should care. If we don’t like him we don’t give him money.
I guess that's why they started a vodka brand, they needed a spirit.
Bert to me it sounds like it's not being inauthentic but more that you don't get enough validation from yourself that you're doing enough. So the videos allow you to validate yourself. Be proud of yourself. What you've done is incredible. You're awesome too Tommy 😁😂
Burp said the word "I" 472 times in this podcast😢
When Bert says, "You'll never see me cry." I re-watch Flagrant with clowns and just come ropes all over the place.
Weird kink!?
Me too-then I realized it was another "fake prank" - 1. Bert doesn't even have the clown in his eyesight when he reacts 2. Worst acting ever with the IS THIS NON ALCOHOLIC BEER? I don't know who trampled on whose line but man it's just as staged as everything else
Bert cries a lot
@@PutzcoGaming Since they were filming they probably have monitors so they can see themselves in the video, so he probably saw the clown in the monitor. Plus he claims he's hyper sensitive to the smell of balloons so he smelled it before he saw it.
@@TheCobruhAlienat0r the cue was when Akaash uncrosses his legs. - fake panic attacks are SO COOL !!! Love the clown shit too - I mean he dressed like a rodeo clown for one of his shows and didn't have an issue being around clowns - just low effort BS at this point.
still a therapy session for bert. so over these guys.
“We’re cutting down on the ads”
AKA the advertising company only wants half the ads now. So they’re gonna pretend they are purposefully selling less ads. Thats 100% wrong the ad market is in the toilet right now they didn’t ask for 50% less that’s all they can get now 😂
My guy, you have over 100 comments complaining about this show and come back every week to cry about how tired you are of it. At some point you just gotta stop watching 😂
Bert doesn't realize nobody cares what he's doing 24/7
A guy that is always drinking also hates to drive. Good on you Blob.
I predict brent hurts his toe the first block and limps his way into the nearesr bar.
Who TF is "Brent"?! Brett is an athlete and will destroy the 5K!
Burnt ran the la marathon with no advanced training! Don't doubt the Mantle gene because it's 17:57 100% real
@@WKRP187 i know he did, but just because he can do it doesnt mean he wants to do it
Bert: I’m listening to you guys, toning down my laugh.
Also Bert 20 min later: I don’t read comments
It's probably the booth boys telling them, that's kind of their job..
He pays a poor to do it for him
Only took Bert until 2024 to realize OJ did it.. good pace Bert. You really are learning at an incredible rate.
Hes evolving
@@user-xi6lk1ot8u hopefully into someone funnier
OJ Did it?... then why would he say he was looking for the real killer?
Ya can you believe Bert lied again for more attention
It’s crazy every podcast without Bert has been recommended to me by UA-cam. I got used to it…may God give me patience to adapt toward Bert.
Thanks Bert for giving me the insight to stop drinking.
Much disgust from Portland, OR.
This reminded me why I like Bert. Dude has wisdom when he’s all honest and vulnerable.
Another episode of Bert saying the same thing as if it's a new revelation.
I like how toms nightmare Uber story would be told by Bert as meeting the raddest guy ever. "he told me about this awesome little town with all these bars and live music! Im going this weekend! Then like he was so educated on the JFK assassination, it was sooooo awesome!"
They're the polar opposite and it's what makes their tandem work so well
@@damontussing4333 yes. One is very mildly funny and is sort of insufferable, and the other is painfully unfunny and overwhelmingly annoying. Polar opposites.
@andy2069 and then there is you. A loser who likes to waste his time hating in another man's YT comments.
Tom saying "anavar" is all i need to hear.
He officially knows something about AAS now most likely.
Bert is SO MAD that Tom corrected him being SEVEN YEARS older than him. He's so mad, lmfao
I love how every change is tied to Bert, and Tom’s like “And I even took my watch off, Poors!😃😒” 🤣🙈
I only just discovered the poors. I think they might get a little pushback next episode. Why they paying any attention to these broke b*tches?
Tom's gaunt cheeks joke needs more recognition 😂😂😂
I thought they had mr brooks on ad a guest.
Could we get a thing that dings every time Bert takes over and takes about himself
I want a ding for every time he says “I” or “me”
Can we get a ding every time a poor person whines in the comments?
It’ll sound like Morse code
Thing that dings
Tom " i wonder why she blocked me"?..maybe because she predicted you would sit trying not to laugh with a fake interested smile while being shown through her home?...just a guess.
Going to rewatch the first 40 episodes those were the good old days of fat Bert and Tom
Yes I'm sure you haven't changed a bit as you've aged! If you truly haven't that's pretty f..n sad
@@WKRP187 I’ve changed but I didn’t turn gay and cringe and unfunny like these fuckwits
The fact that Bert thinks he's on the same level as Anthony Bourdain is absolutely hilarious to me. Made my week
You think anyone under 40 knows Anthony whatshisname?
Dude....lololol that's a great comment
@@RoyAlWhicheez you’re over 40 tho. You do get that nobody under 40 knows that old chef guy right?
@@marlonjennings2093 you think anyone under 40 is listening to this boomer ass podcast kekw
Not the same level, at least six feet higher.
Very refreshing to see y'all looking inward and challenging what might be more/real... 👍to the intent on less advertising... and Bert's new 'Celebrity Vegetable Makeover' business idea is brilliant!🤣
Running my first ever 5K next Saturday 🙌
Break a leg!
👏👏👏
If Leeann ever leaves Bart, he is on the first plane to Nashville to shack up with kattpaws…….100%
Am I the only one that died when Bert showed katpaws 😂 Tom is thinking “I make fun of these people on YMH once a week” and Bert is being a genuine fan of the marginalized community’s 🤣
I died when he said this female runner looked like an effing idi0t, and his daughter had to explain that she was blind 😂😅
It’s called narcissism Bart. Thats what it is.
Someone has been watching Redbar or some shit...
Bert just realizing OJ actually did it is hilarious lol
Bert telling lies about his friend that lied is classic Bert !!!
Finally!!!!! No more built-in ad's
When bort said "you wont be seeing me..." I got really excited until he finished that sentence
Bert struggling with narcissism at 33 mins in... 😂
bro the amount of time Bert spent talking about himself made me mentally exhausted
These two jumped the shark when bert embarrassed himself on superbowl weekend doin drunk half pushups
they’re so close to cracking, i love it
Hopefully these 2 annoying goofs just quit and go away.
This is a great direction. This is the best episode since Attell was on. Please continue with this.
The main problem wasn't the ads guys......
I love that I pay for UA-cam premium to not get adds, but every major podcast puts them directly into the show now
2 best friends. Forever.
actually watchable
nah
2 Hacks 1 Podcast. Hate from Australia
It’s the mystery lawyer!!!
That Instagram girl definitely blocked Tom because she didn’t wanna end up like the coffee girl they brought on
Really wanted the birthday bit to continue. Wanted to see how ridiculous things would get.
Right? Like what would you and your bro do if you guys made it? People are so salty that they made it doing their thing and are getting paid for it. Such a poor mentality.
@@levilebo1856 so glad some people agree. Their success is *because* of us as fans, I wanna see them ball out now they made it. These poors need to pipe down
It's kinda sad too like it feels like they are less buddies and now more like business partners which granted they are but idk it feels less fun in a way
@@dariusmichalakes7468 that part too. That’s gonna be all Tom tho, you can tell he’s all money which is fine that’s the name of the game in this life but yes it definitely is starting to feel a lot more like an obligation than something they’re making money on while enjoying it. But that’s kind of all podcast at this point. Do what you love til it pays you, then become a slave too it I supposez
You cant convince me anyone has ever used uber pool especially Tom 😂
I have. And it was absolutely weird af. Somedays it was cheaper and nobody was picked up. Other days you're 20 minutes late. And the other guy upset the driver. Don't recommend.
I ended up in the projects in Philly. Never again 😂
I used to use it all the time. Used to be way cheaper. I lost my license for 6 months so it was my only way to get it work 😂. Never had that bad of an experience
"tell us how you want us to be!"
I genuinely enjoy Bert’s enthusiasm for life. As someone also with anxiety, he kind of inspires me that every day CAN be your best day.
That's sad. He hates life unless it's about him. That's not enthusiasm. That's imposter syndrome
This was the most enjoyable 2 Bears with Bert and Tom in quite a while!
Bert’s opinion on breaking bad is literally an always sunny episode where they see Bryan Cranston as the dad from Malcom in the middle and Aaron Paul as Malcom lmaooo
I've been watching for a long time, I just signed up for the event I'm excited!
We did it guys! We finally broke Bart.
He sucks so bad.
in your basement, alone at 30. "we did it guys, we hurt feelings!" i cant imagine being like that, its insanely pathetic 🤣
you're happy about breaking the best part of the podcast?
It sucks that Bert gets attacked more because people can see his low self esteem and he won't fight back like Tom calling people the poors 😂
Poor comment
I'm actually just really happy to hear Bert listening to his inner problems and addressing them professionally. This is a whole ofher side i didn't really expect to see this way ❤
Bert has serious issues. Tom is realizing it.
Tom knows Bert’s therapy sessions are going to blow up. Alcoholic, who doesn’t think he an alcoholic, some narcissistic behaviors, Tom knows it’s gold in todays age. Thanks to our sponsors Better Health
it’s not about the weight or the ads or the previews, it’s about the humbleness and actually being funny
If you need financial help you have many schemes available to you. Have you reached out to your local church?
They can't tell someone on the payroll do it for them so I can almost guarantee those things aren't going to change.
@@Tsureiki do you need money?
Everyone hating on Bart clearly has nothing better to do with their life than complain about a multi millionaires personality, and continue to listen to him every week 😂😂😂
Bert should still get fired. Sending hate from California 💕
Only because I like Segura.
It’s every week, it’s all for attention cause these poor lonely men have nothing else to do but to cry about other grown men being successful and they will never be that and they can’t handle it cause there low T men and cry about everything 😊
Ever notice the huge drop in view count? Lol..
@@squeezeslemons I think it’s funny, the poors reacted to the jokes by not viewing, so they made a good financial move by pandering to them… now they are back to return that missing revenue. The whole time they still think you’re poor 😂 and so do i
Please document the Hawaii trip Bert
Ok Tim saying he took Uber pool is kinda hilarious. Imagine you’re fuckin Uber-pool broke & Tom fucking Segura walks in.
I bet he does it just to shame the poors
Equivalent of Herc walking into a fed/security
Oh no!!! Bart read the comments!!
I'd love to see at least a GoPro on Bert's boat to Hawaii
Thanks for the changes😂
“JellyRoll… Whitney Cummings…”
In my opinion Bert isn't so much trying to show off his experiences as much as he's attempting to share them with his fans. It's all good big guy!!!
Too bad he’s disliked now and it’s literally killing him most of his fans have left but you’re still here for him! He’ll never be poor but he’ll never be liked that way again either and that kills Bert
@@Gixsir right... Lol. You a damn lie. Haters
Thank you guys for uploading another hour of ads.
I miss your IG stories Bert. Especially the PO box unboxing of all the stuff people send you, and you thanking the people and companies for the gifts. It turned me onto some cool products.
I’m at 1:55. This is the longest I’ve watched an ep with Bert on it in 6 months.
You know you don't have to, right?
@@erwannkermanach6090 he is like the toxic ex that I just keep coming back to.
Bert is so subdued here, like he's medicated.
Xanax
hes not drunk...i said tht a year ago just one ep and what the numbers sky rocket
Ayahuascas. I think bert did what Tom did, finally.
Idk if they're trolling or not but it's hilarious
You guys do whatever you want, I don't give a shit because I just like hearing you guys talk about shit. I did enjoy Bert not interrupting and actually finishing stories and not drifting off into 2 other stories before coming back to the original story, so keep that up.
These guys are fascinated by the struggle. They've officially lost touch 😂.
I think Bert had a real moment in this one. Some profound introspection - even I learned a lesson or two :))
Oh so you’re the one guy who doesn’t think his self-therapy sessions are gay and cringe.
Remember how you got your producer to quit over this trash idea. The internet remembers
Nadav quit because he felt like he should get a bigger share of the pod revenue after it blew. The team pressuring him to do the marathon was the final straw for him. I guess his pod about pods will be successful? Hope so for his sake
@@marlonjennings2093it's pretty...mediocre. It's not something I'd stake my career on when there's a stable job guaranteed.
If he quit over them trying to get him healthier he's a crybaby b..h anyways
Remember when the podcast was, ya know, enjoyable?
That was long ago.
@@marlonjennings2093 I imagine trying to negotiate a raise with a dude who calls his fans poor wouldn’t turn out very well.
Bert don’t ever compare yourself to Anthony Bourdain. You are not even in the same league
This was the best 2 bears ep we’ve had in a while 😂
I saw Tim in Nashville like the day after O.J. died, and he just opened with like 5 minutes of O.J. material. Had me ROLLING! I hope it makes the next special
We've done it guys. We're making them better
the ads weren’t the problem it’s the informercial podcast about whatever bert likes
No one can over do a 5k like these 2 😂 love to see it. Enjoy everyone thwt goes 🤙
You guys straight up bullied Nadav off the channel over this fuckin nonsensical 5k. Was it worth it?
We just need 1 bear … and it’s not Bert’s annoying ass. 😂
Thanks for listening
Why would they kill off the birthday gift bit? Those are some of the best episodes
Brent gets too much hate.
One man's "too much" is another man's "not enough"...
This one ^
@@WholeWhiteBaby you’re outvoted at the minute. The poors will not win!
He's still fat and annoying so no clearly he's not getting enough hate
He sucks almost as much as Tim.
I love how Tommy and Berta were dismissive and patronizing regarding some real issues, good job the views will definitely stop going down
You mean the poor jokes? Honest question were you offended because you are poor?
The poor jokes are my favorite, mostly because only the poors get offended by them. The sarcastic ones are good, but I love when Tommy just goes in hard. They're not worried about offending the leeches.
@@marlonjennings2093 If it is an honest question you wouldn't end it with "because you are poor".. anyway I am not rich but definitely not poor. I am talking about the awful state of the podcast. Bert stories about him better than anyone else listening and that he knows better and isolating himself from the people who used to listen for the comedic part. Plus other things that were stated
@@commentetiquettestudent1788
You get how funny it is to pile on about the “quality of a podcast” instead of just going elsewhere. And then acting like you won because they responded to your whining…. The people crying are anti-comedy, acting like your feelings matter stfu I beg you
@@marlonjennings2093 Do you get how funny it is to dismiss completely what someone says (as they did) and make up something else to just try to argue online ? Its ok man, you'll be fine :)
P.S. you can't cancel the message after being called out, c'mon 🤣
Heard you guys are starting to UA-cam strike the Critics, (or claim the add revenue of their commentary Vids) great move guys! No adds at the beginning and silencing the poors, that’s the two bears I enjoyed.