2024 Eclipse Shenanigans
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- Опубліковано 18 кві 2024
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dev please help why do my eyes hurt
Whatever you do, do not apply a fork to the eye. It just makes things worse.
Always put salt in your eyes
You definitely can instantly go blind. Normally when you look at the sun, the brightness causes a physiological reaction to protect your eyes. During an eclipse, the brightness is reduced, so that protection is gone. The UV light then burns out the rods and cones in your eyes, creating permanent blind spots.
You haven't brushed them enough
Because you touch yourself at night.
I can’t even begin to imagine the mind of the 9 y/o trying to comprehend what her mother did and what happened to her sibling
Not even just that, she’s an orphan now, the guy being dead too. What the hell do you even do at that point? Laugh? Cry? Break? Do that in concentric circles? I genuinely hope she finds a way to have a normal life after this.
This is the origin story of either a supervillain or a CIA super soldier.
Jaelin?
the best part is when shes old enough to understand, her mothers tik tok will always be there for her to discover
This story is just so sad, I can't even imagine what that kind of trauma must be like for that poor child.
Some people are already on the deep end, they just need a little push.
Yyyyuuuuuuup
All it takes is one bad day, Batman.
This happened in the 1800's too, I think.
Featherhoneybadger, there are no laws against pokémo- I mean, little pushes, Feathrthoneybadgers....
Fucked up pun 😂
The same people who would want to go on ad nauseam aboit respecting the Navajo’s “spiritual practices” are typically the same who would jump at the chance to shit all over Christianity.
If you read their literature (which James Lindsay has) you'd find out that they are just anti-"Western hegemony", they don't actually care about any religion other than their own (crypto-gnosticism) and they just use it as a way to shame others.
@@Planeet-Long
Sigh, of course it all leads back to Gnosticism. Every single time.
@@Andri474 Gnosticism has the ability to latch itself onto many other ideologies. Been watching Tik History’s videos on the subject and this compels me to read more about it.
@@Andri474 Division of groups into sub-groups based on their practices is 'Gramscianism'
@@t700e OMG Tik's videos about Gnosticism are so good.
Mercury in Gatorade is my new favorite line for dealing with astrology nuts.
I’m an asparagus is mine
I am spaghetti
I don't get it, could you explain please?
@@3eve0n the proper term is retrograde. It's a pun.
@@3eve0n it’s a common trope for people who do astrology to complain about or blame actions on such and such planet being in retrograde (whatever that means).
Something I found interesting, recently, was that St John of Damascus wrote a book in the 8th century where he distinguishes astronomy as a respectable and useful practice, and astrology as a pile of dangerous nonsense. This shit has been going on for a very long time.
Wise man. Too many didn’t listen.
“There’s an intersection between stupid spiritualism and leftist race realism”.
Now there’s a video topic
Stop trying to steal the moon, navajos
Despicable me
@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDISvector did nothing wrong
@@harrisonc985vector was a product of his environment
Hey man, when the sun dies because we stopped sacrificing people to it, you'll know who to blame.
Thanks a lot, SPAIN
During the last one in 2017, I was in the path of totality. My neighbor, bless her heart, was so scared because she was pregnant that she hid in a closet for the entire day-fearful that the devil would curse her baby. She never was very smart.
traveled a bit north with my extended family and we ended up just slightly too far and had the tiniest sliver of sun poking out. really loved that one, especially since we got to just stay in the middle of nowhere Idaho for a day or two and have a good time.
Too late, that child was already cursed to have an idiot mother.
Well is her baby cursed? NO!
With an eight month old, it makes me wonder that she wasn't experiencing a bit of post-pregnancy psychosis. Baby blues can happen even that much later, and can lead to thoughts of killing the children.
It's more common than you think, but most women do the right thing and call the doctor to get treatment for it.
why do they do that?
Hormone imbalance combined with sleep deprivation and a misfired parental instinct to be fearful of potential threats (becoming paranoia).
goverment: "dont stare at the sun please"
them: "YOUR NOT MY DAD" *combustion noise*
My favorite post regarding astrology girls was a text conversation between a son and his mother.
Son: "hey what time was I born?"
Mother: "you stay away from that girl"
I guess the guy who set himself on fire in Manhattan today was an aquarius ♒
Was that a reference to Hair(musical)
Another dude set himself on fire?
I'm going to blame this on the failure of Burning Man this last year.
@@americankid7782yeah, outside of the courthouse Trump was in. At this rate the Lefties are going to immolate themselves out of power.
Nah, It was Ares
@@americankid7782 Batshit antifascist guy (dude thinks both Trump AND Biden are fascists... yeah) set himself on fire outside Trump's trial.
Astrology chicks aren't suitable for serious relationships. Knowing her sign doesn't mean she is an astrology chick, but if she brings it up on the regular or talks about more than just her sign. If she uses it to explain relationships or life events get the hell out. I'd rather be with a hardcore Christian and I tend to avoid those too.
Woohoo, more hardcore Christians for me!
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 sure thing buddy. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
The only reason I mentioned hardcore Christian was that it almost surely wouldn’t work due to religious differences. If she was that serious about her religion it would likely cause serious disagreements both between us, plus in regards to children. Not that I’m better than them so get your knickers out of a twist loser.
My rigorous scientific studies have confirmed that astrology chicks are usually fun in bed, however.
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116Why? It's reasonable to not want to be in a relationship with someone "hardcore" in a religion if that's not your religion. Unless he edited it heavily
xtians mad in the replies lol, no hate like a Christian’s love as why say
So do I get this right? The collective left hurts others because of the eclipse, and the individualistic right hurts themselves because of it?
stupidity is universal.. it's what bring s us together ..so we can scratch each other's faces.
Dev, listen. The urge to look directly at the eclipse is sheer scientific curiosity. It's part of the ancient tale of man's struggle against nature, eternally retold.
Jordan Peterson is that you
It is absolutely astounding to me how many people can't (perhaps intentionally) distinguish between "looking" at the sun and "staring" at the sun. Anybody can (and most people have) looked at the sun, realized it was painful, then averted their eyes shortly after and didn't go blind. You go blind from STARING into the sun. Do not STARE at the sun.
That whole thing with the Navajos proves not only that the Horseshoe theory is not a theory but a fact of ideological mechanics, but also that progresivism is the epitome of "It hit itself in its confusion" with how easily it falls under the weight of its own contradictions.
It's not even a horseshoe, the mid century Krauts were just as left-wing as these chucklefucks, it's just a stick
It's more evidence that NatSocs were actually socialist.
This all hinges on the idea that national socialists really aren't socialists and - somehow - wanting the government to control everything and ranting about capitalism is just inherently right wing.
It all boils down to "no true -scotsman- socialist would be racist."
Consider how many defined the third reich as right wing were literal Marxists who say that even Trotskyist Communists are right wing just for not being the right sort of Communists.
It's no wonder lunacy and lunatic are derived from luna.
And menstruation and menopause are derived from men.
@@willow1698 They are derived from mensis, the Latin word for moon
Technically mensis is closer to "monthly", but it is clear how it all relates ("moon-thly")
@@willow1698 From Wiki about the term lunatic:
"Etymology
From Middle English lunatik, from Old French lunatique, from Late Latin lunaticus (“moonstruck”), derived from Latin luna (“moon”), the connection stemming from the belief that changes of the moon caused intermittent insanity. "
So, get out of your feels and try to think rationally.
@@Potacintvervsso thats why in fiction there so many ritual/curses to make The moon Red.
The most surprising thing in all this to me is that “people” is still an existing brand.
0:28 OMG What's your sign?
Me: Exit
Nice.
I always say Velociraptor.
"That's not a real sign."
None of it's real.
When I was a kid in the 90s, I remember that during the solar eclipse, our teacher had us make these weird paper things that allowed the light to come through a sheet of paper in different shapes based on the position of the eclipse. I remember being thoroughly bored. At no time did I think "I should look at the sun! that seems like a good idea!" No one had to explain it beyond "The sun is still there. Looking at it is still bad for you. Don't do it." Seriously. Is the entire world mental!?
See... I'm a Christian, and I'm not normally beholden to the Puritan mindset, but if allowing astrology to exist unimpeded leads to shit like this, maybe we should consider bringing back witch burnings.
All ideologies have their radicals that are willing to do insane shit they think will help them from a lie they've believed. This isn't a problem exclusive to astrology
As a Catholic, no. There's a reason the Church banned witch trials long before Protestants did, and it was as His Holiness said (paraphrasing here), "stop it, witches aren't real guys, you're just using it as an excuse to kill people you don't like." We figured this out all the way back in 785 AD, before even the East-West Schism happened. Protestants brought back that Dark Age practice.
Looking at the sun is not a right-left issue. Both sides have them.
Except blind people.
0:48 "Is she the most stable because she's dead?" DEAR LORD XD How are we just brushing past that one?!
> astrology
> influencer
I would've told you they're insane. Most people go "WYF SO JUDGEMENTYLL MEYYNNN UR MYSOGYNIST", but they're ticking timebombs.
Pattern recognition is istophobic
@@unimportantcommenter4356 the amount of cucks out there that blindly defend these obvious claymores...
Talk about the conspiracy theorist who set himself on fire outside of trumps trial
Another one? I think our society really is screwed if this keeps happening.
He was speaking some facts, but bro.....we already know crypto is a ponzi scheme, no need to light yourself on fire
lmao after reading about it that dude is just as pathetic as the airforce dude who did the same about Palestine.
Man the Navajos are going to be mad when they findout eggman pissed on moon 😢
Looking directly to the sun is based and redpilled. In fact, now I see all red.
Every astrology girl I've met is a Cancer
Some people have a mentally out of the bronze age.
That's an insult to people from the bronze age
This is the Rust Age, which is exactly what these people belong in.
Cavemen age
These are the same people who will use as an argument.
People don't understand how car crashes work; if you get thrown out of a car at 60 mph, you hit the pavement at 60 mph. This can easily be fatal to adults and usually is to young children.
Not relevant to this vid, but I can't leave a comment on the actually relevant video:
Of all the things to get a sequel of: did we really need 'Man sets himself on fire' 2?
Ironically, they’ll probably be all but forgotten in a few weeks until it happens again. There just too much constantly going on and at too extreme a level for it to actually hold people’s shock and horror.
@forsociopoliticalstuff2629i forgoten then in less then 2h
Kentucky Fried Movie - "As a Gemini, I never know what to expect." Then gets a arrow to the chest.
It wasn't explained very well that you can only safely look at the Sun when it's fully eclipsed. The reason they say to wear your glasses is that, for most of the event, enough of the Sun is exposed that it can damage your eyes. I put up a video of the eclipse where you can see how dramatic the difference is.
"Worked as an astrology influencer"
Send the meteor now please.
My star sign is a sad asparagus rising.
I wish I got to see the eclipse but my part of Texas got hit by a London tier set of rain and clouds so it was nothing but grey sky’s as far as I could see. Maybe next time I guess lol.
Same. In the path of totality too :v
Oof yeah rainy here in az too
"Chat, chat you cant fix her chat"
-Dev, literally every stream to the delusional chat
Someone's gotta tell them
I watched an eclipse as a kid and my grandpa gave me a piece of broken glass with soot burnt on it. Worked.
>10:00
The Great Spirit, Mata Nui.
Lego needs to bring back Bionicle.
"Neet, new SFO video"
*Starts*.
"Oof, and an demonetized one at that, this is gonna be interesting"
Dev laughs like a friendly merchant
Had the Weird Al horoscope song playing while watching this.
Was telling all my friends, since the 8th was also my birthday,
"If you see me kneeling in the Don River, *do not touch me* "
04:10 I noticed a trend that whenever someone is guilty of a crime that ends up in the news all of their social media history will be deleted. It's really weird and a disservice to future criminologists.
honestly, i find astrology interesting the same way i find doing online personality-type tests interesting. Not for any serious reason, but kind of entertaining.
Same with women.
SAME
SAMEEE are u an intp?
I live in Texas, I have met no one that thinks the eclipse is not real. When it reached it's zenith, it is okay to look at it like I did. The only downside is no matter how improbable the chances are, I did not get superpowers. Beautiful to behold.
When I was like 6 or 8 my mom saw on the news that to see the eclipse you should put a pin in a piece of paper. She thought you were supposed to look throughout it and the small hole would protect your eye from getting too much sun. My neighborhood friends and I all took turns looking through the pinhole to see the eclipse. When one of my friends said he started seeing two moons my mom caught on and told us to stop. Thankfully I don’t think any of us looked long enough to get permanent damage.
The moment i saw her picture my response was OF COURSE ITS ONE OF THEM
The eclipse! It brings madness into the hearts of mortals! The end times are upon us!
While I understand wanting to laugh at her, the fact her insanity got multiple other people killed (and likely those people on the road traumatized too) just adds way too much disgust to it imo
Least insane astrology enthusiasm.
Listen to the experts, safety, safety, safety experts, safety, experts
Seeing the totality for 3 minutes was pretty cool
its not just looking at the sun, but doing so with a dilated irid due to totality darkening abient light
I think this is a little beyond shenanigans
Not the Star Racists being out of pocket again.
I've heard you're dead is it true? -funniest thing iv heard all day and its only 6 am
cfcs aren't banned. the original ones are, but the industry immediately developed "new" ones that differ by having one or two additional innert groups.
it's like they'd ban red toyotas but left our all other colors.
No, I wasn't looking at the eclipse because I thought it was fake. Looking at the eclipse without glasses awakened my Agarthan superpowers. I now have limited prescience. I had a dream last night that I was going to have toast for breakfast, and then I woke up and had toast for breakfast!
I never remember anything about going blind looking at an eclipse years ago, and I looked at them when I was young and never had any issue with my sight.
Just like fire, touch for to long and You get burned
I have a tool so I can see an eclipse any time I want when the sun is out. It's a camera filter and telescope filter. Doesn't work as well as a real eclipse. the way people animals and the environment responds. The shadows look weird but you can do the same thing with a lightbulb just not on such a grand scope. I always have red green and blue bulbs in my bathroom to play with light.
"Just don't be overtly racist and you're fine"
Oops
No Dev, you made a mistake there in regards to the polygenic origin of humans. That theory was there way before the Nazis. In fact, I came across alot of viewpoints from the Third Reich, several straight up contradicting each other, but that one was not among them. It can be traced back to a german guy called Carl Vogt, but that was in 1864 and Polygenism was one of the things that Darwin refuted with his famous book. And at least as late as 1919, the Journal of the American Medical Association published articles that seriously engaged with the possibility that Black and White people might have had separate origins. So no, that did not start with the Nazis. And the most recent example that I have seen of polygenism was by some chinese scientists who believe that the chinese evolved from a seperate prior human species than did other humans.
>And the most recent example that I have seen of polygenism was by some chinese scientists who believe that the chinese evolved from a seperate prior human species than did other humans.
Ah yes, the stupid Peking Man shit. You wanna know the hilarious part? The presence of archaic homo erectus DNA in Sub-saharan Africans is used to imply that they are less evolved. And yet the Chinese, who also have that exact same archaic DNA from homo erectus, use this as evidence in a nationalistic way of their unique status among humans, claiming that they evolved independently, and that is why they stronger, braver, smarter, better at math, etc. It's literally used for racist purposes in both directions.
I saw the eclipse. I didn't get totality, but I saw it. The crescent sun, a thin sliver of sun, the disk of the sun with a big ol bite taken out it.
Damage from looking into Sun is proportional to time looking and how "full" it is. So if you just look at the fiery ring phase it will not harm you... noticeably. Same as glancing at Sun on a random day. Idiots who screwed themselves up looked for many seconds, so it was hitting directly the same spot over and over and damage accrued on that area.
Just hearing Naomi trying to keep dev on the straight and narrow is priceless
With the argument that the natives are a different species, wouldn't that mean they are accepting the fact they are inferior since they pretty much got wiped out? And basically still exist due to something close to conservation efforts? In not sure I would want to argue that point.
I like astrology. Really going into it is a whole cultural rabbit hole, stretching back thousands of years.
Of course you tend to lose the normal crowd of astrology enthusiats when you start talking about Gemini coming from ancient twin deities typically found as statues in door ways who may have been related to helping people pass in to the underworld.
In a sea of brainrot astrology enthusiasts, thank you for being sane and having the smarts to actually look up where these things came from. Have a like.
10:10 And how is that different than God breathing life into clay?
Not only does that disprove were different It's actually weirdly in line with Genesis despite being an entirely different culture
To be fair, I've been through plenty of eclipses and never seen roads or schools closed...
I was in the totality at my house, didn’t need any special glasses at the peak it was AMAZING. I wasn’t too excited about it in the lead up, but now I totally understand why people travel to see that.
9:10 To bring up a pertinent point, it is indeed true that several different human subspecies (Homo sapiens, homo erectus, neanderthals, etc.) did inhabit the world at the same time back then.
While I can't comment as to whether the different races evolved from different animals, it is true that there are distinct and identifiable genetic groupings within Homo sapiens which corresponds to the different interbreeding the species did with the various sub groups in ancient times. As these various subgroups inhabited different parts of the world, this is likely where we get the differing, distinct features of the face and body on a regional basis.
Food for thought.
Robert Sepehr argued something similar in his video "Out of Africa Theory Debunked". He argues that instead of humanity coming out of Africa and evolving into different racial groups, the races are the result of different mixtures of these early human species.
I'm like... what year is it? Someone thinking the eclipse is the end of the world... I mean, sure, we went back that many thinks the earth is flat and the center of the universe but still, wtf?
The 19th was a mistake
As someone
who is part Teepee american, I do not practice magic or Moon magic for that matter. Everyone knows that using melee attacks instead of magic is based. I love the Lord God Jesus Christ.
The real shocked is that an Astrology influencer can afford a Porche. Something is really broken in the economy when that is possible.
Poor lady read Berserk one time and did her own Eclipse
lol
If only these brainlets were cultured enough to go that far.
You're supposed to let the eclipse energize your butthole and you'll never need to eat or drink again!
#breathairian 4 life!
Tbf, this is the point of the story of the boy who cried wolf. Lie enough and people just stop believing you. Its the same as the kids who grew up with DARE being the most drugged out in History.
I can't find the video of stardust reacting to Dev's indigenous video
She wasn't even in the path of Totality, wtf
Anything, but no trucker video.
Dev could fix her by making a bridge.
Really makes me think of all the insanity of Y2K
I have limited experience in this but guys if she's into astrology just let her have it, man. Unless you're Christians or otherwise in some way morally obligated not to mess with that stuff, let her have her niche interests and be curious about it. There's no reason really to get worked up over it unless she's letting it completely govern her life or it's bleeding into your life. We guys have stupid interests too, it's ok.
That’s actually incorrect partly. You can look directly at an eclipse during totality where 99% of all sunlight is blocked out. This only lasts 1-3minutes.
Astrology chicks, not even once.
ok, so clearly there are a least two kinds of human eyes and once again i, as a member of the superior group between the two, have to tolerate the incessant, ignorantly totalitarian instructions for the other. just splendid.
So I guess the events of Berserk really did happen
If there is a sun dog in the sky, you can’t look away
Astrology is the ultimate way for women to avoid accountability.
> Believes the future is determined by the order of the planets and stars
>> “There is power in choice”
Most coherent white woman nonsense
I think she also committed spouse aside murdered her husband
Spousicide?
The eclipse will cause demons to enter the world and fantasia. I read Berserk.
EDIT: Damn, it already happened and no demons. *shrugs*
Praying to all that is holy that the 9 year old girl doesn’t get into astrology out of living such an F’d up life
I’d watch this video but I haven’t been able to see since I looked at the sub
Eclipse happen way more often. It's where they happen that makes them popular. When they happen over an ocean they don't make the news is all.
Astrology veganism why some people treat it like a RELIGION 💀💀💀