This Channel is DUMBER Than 5 Minute Crafts
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- Опубліковано 27 кві 2024
- Well I didn't think it was possible but I found a channel that's dumber than 5 minute crafts and room room combined. Hope you enjoyed the video! If you did please like and sub!
Appreciate you!
Social Media: linktr.ee/Kallmekris
Cut by Jason Christopher Mayer
IG: @jayjaymay - Розваги
Although her world was turned upside down when she attempted to walk on her hands, Kris surviving her leap out of that window on the eightieth floor was nothing short of miraculous.
Through all the drama she was hoping to divert our minds from the possibility of a net being setup beforehand
Simply the best, up to the test when things go wrong!
she, Kris just couldn't stand the stupidity of the ridiculous UA-cam channel, yhoo who. regretting her life choices kallmekris jumped out a window attempted to walk on her hands her family friends and fans wonder...
what's wrong with Kris?!?what is she on?!? where did I go wrong?!?why do I watch this person?!?(on UA-cam I mean 😈) remembering that all their questions answers are still because "✨she's just built like that✨" or "bro I do not know because I spend all my life watching her on you of the tube👁️👄👁️💅".
p.s. this was a Great video and I don't mean to insult ANYONE with this comment anyway possible ❤😅
LMAOOOO
not kris' eyes blending in with the blue green screen
she can't stop gaming to eat food for one second.
Also her: stops to do a ridiculously complicated and unnecessary hack
IKR LIKE BRING THE BOWL NEXT TO YOU AND EAT WITH YOUR OTHER HAND
@lulu abab lmaoo
@@WsInTheSchhattt depends what food
1k like
That's basically all "hack" videos lol
The way she was like “ arresting your brother,good hack” and her brother is a police officer 😂❤
Others: **use glue or other adhesives**
Kris: *"DUCT TAPE!"*
I love how dark Kris’ humor is😂 our thoughts are very similar, on many occasions she is thinking of scenarios like passing out due to a lack of blood circulation or people whipping hamsters for producing electricity or going to jail or jumping off a building
but she says it in such a pleasant fun way. that's a gift.
... btw, holy comment bots batman, the hell is wrong with kris's comment section?
@@petegeorgopoulos7708 exactly! i just blocked those comments
@@petegeorgopoulos7708 yeah whats wrong with ur kind making these comments
It physically hurts me how amazing Kris is. Thank you for enduring the pain these “hacks” for us ❤️✨
Why are there bots everywhere in this reply section
the amount of bots here tho-
Everyone no one click the links!! You will see some let’s say GROSS stuff and I’m sure most of us including me are under 18.
Yes thank you
@@ariaa101 yea
Lmao yeah at this point those “hack” channels are just skits on who can give the dumber advice 😂 I just wanna know how much they are paying their actors
it's a parody of 5 minutes channel. (I'm not sure of channels name but it's a parody for sure)
Probs 1p a year
@@annab.8414 5 minute crafts
Not enough
@@annab.8414no its another troom troom channel
7:40 Don’t have friends, Have depression instead!
@Cookie Gamer`s Channel I relate more I have like 5 ex-bff and 3ex-best friends
@Cookie Gamer`s Channel I can feel that but with 2 ex -bff
@Cookie Gamer`s Channel yeah same I’ve had some toxic ppl in my life but I cut them off
80% of depression is caused by friends shitting on u
it actually makes me feel amazing that Kris complemented everyone's skin because I've recently started using moisturizer and it's really boosted my confidence
Same lol
Same, I'm close to 1 week now and I can see my skin is getting better
yesss keep it up!! :D
which one are you guys using?
@@unfortunately_keya Sorry if I'm answering this, but I just wanted to help... I personally use rose water as a moisturizer, it can be used as a replacement for sun cream as it's more beneficial because it's natural, you can also use it before going to bed. Hope it helped and sorry again.
I didn’t think being dumber than five minute crafts was possible, but here we are.
Agreed, like what kind of hacks are these
Please help, I am losing brain cells fast watching these 💀
From the start I suspected it was meant as satire.
Come on, people, isn't it obvious? That video was a *parody* on 5 minute hacks. They were obviously taking a piss.
I mean Troom Troom / Woo Hoo is known for being worst
"We got turtles out here dieing with plastic straws in their... Eyesockets"
Got me wheezing and I don't know why 🤣
i don't understand how Kris is so smart and has so much logic but is so funny at the same time 👁👄👁
That is one of the secrets of the universe
Cause how funny you are depends a lot on you being smart?
ah yes the smarter you are the less funny you are and vise versa
Smart? Way far from it. She is always calling clear packaging tape Duct tape. 🙄
When KMK finds something that’s way more brain damaging yet suffers for us…she is a national treasure who must be protected!
more than a national treasure. an INTERNATIONAL treasure
Holy shit the bots are out of hand
@@manymanytacos8082 facts. tho, i don't know much about YT algorithm but do extra comments help? if so, more views for kris
Please report the bots!
@@demon-misery7 Nono, INTERSTELLAR treasure
I love how Kris gave this whole good explanation on how you don't have to worry about cleaning up after parties
Her: don't have friends
Me: have the party anywhere but your house
My solution is, that my friends allergic to cathair and I have 3 cats. I party in their homes :D
Omg is your profile flap jack from owl house?
RIP Flapjack/Evelyn
@@pineapplefamilytv9534 yep. because hes best bird.
"He's getting his brother arrested That's pretty smart actually" I love her videos!!!
I love that she comments it seriously while knowing it's comedy. Love you Kriss
One day, Kris needs to be sponsored by a tape company. Ideally Duck Tape.
Hey we’re open to Scotch too lol 😂
With ducks bc it is in that name
Tape is mankinds greatest invention.
Dude it's duct tape 😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@tanmaysbotarmy3092 Duct tape is a type of tape, Duck Tape is a tape company that makes duct tape. She can't be sponsored by a type of tape, but she can be sponsored by a company that makes tape.
I'm losing drain cells by watching this. Thanks Kris for the enjoyment you give us even when I am feeling down,I just watch some "Kallmekris"then I am better.
d r a i n c e l l s
you mean "brain cells"
@@captainniki8185 See? Brain cells have already been lost.
@@oliviadavis3638 OOOOOHHHHHH
@@oliviadavis3638 I GET IT LOL
Let's appreciate how Kris made extra videos for us beforehand when she knew she was going to jump out of the window
I hated when my mom would french braid my hair. She would pulling so hard it felt like my eyes were trying to be rearranged and pulled back.
The last one was literally to get EXPELLED so the man didn’t have to study. Out of all the hacks besides the “get your brother arrested”, I’m afraid kids are most likely to try the last hack.
@NathanTheAnimatingGamer my sister would do it
the worst part was that he was like 20, smoking a cigarette and playing with a monstertruck
@@bubbliepotato7174 I was playing acnh then I thought I heard a notification so I checked and I guess I was right
Kris never fails to make us happy.She gives us a compliment every time we watch and she is so funny.Thank you Kris we love you ❤️
I was picking my nose as she game me a compliment. 😂
Lol😶
She is the best😁🤗😂😥
“And your skin is looking Dewey and glory I just wanna-“
Me: proceeds to have VERY VERY dry skin on my face from not washing it
Kris: “Just hire a guy off Craigslist to spoon feed you.”
I didn’t think you were gonna get THAT real.
OK, let me make this CLEAR, we love Kris, she is obviously bestest human being ever, and all 5.89 MILLON of us love her, we all hope whatever is happening she is still able to love and take time for herself, and I'm gonna say it one more time, we love you Kris *gives a virtual hug*
Update:6.04 Million
Update:7.29
We really do!
I can just hear Kris’s russian character (I can’t spell her name *katrina?*) saying this to a hater lol
Bestest is only a word in this context
And only for Kris.
She is the best and she is funny 😁
❤
Watching these a lot of those hacks, my hope for humanity left for a bit...then again tape, preferably duct tape.
Glad to see you survived your 80 story plunge.
10:25 the kid danced on his teachers chair inappropriately to get expelled
Theory: this is Troom Troom. Their logo was featured on the laptop in one of the videos.
They already push the limits of stupid, and gain a LOT of views from reaction videos, so this channel is pushing that even further.
It’s secretly brilliant, and intensely annoying.
woo hoo is actualy owned by troom troom...
It's the kid/teenage branded troom troom..
Yeah, this is clearly Troom Troom becoming self aware. All of these "hacks" are obviously satire and they are making fun of their own content. For a content farm like Troom Troom this is actually a pretty funny move.
they also used an actor that troom troom has for the teacher
Yeah, I actually realized that as well.
Kris should get an award for making so many people feel comfortable, and happy
Kris: I'm not gonna try that because I like my life
Also Kris: attempts to walk on hands
“shes eating noodles with a spoon”
Kris: Thats a crime-
Me: gurl-
Your absolutely right!
4:52
Kallmekris: What is she doing with that tubing :>
Me: Fidget toy :D
7:53 looks like my whole entire jazz costume-
7:53 here’s what I did to get out of a chore. I’d go get a sock and hand it to my mom. Then when she gave me the sock back, I’d look at her and say:
*”Master has given Dobby a sock! Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!”*
1:35 that is such a mold farm
5:04 I think that would be called a "sharf"
3:53 Me every second of my life...
***
Everyone, including Kris: Losing brain cells watching every one of these hacks
A hack with tape shows up
Kris: sees the tape WAWAWAWAWAIT HOLD MY VODKA I STRONGLY APPROVE OF THIS!
Yes
People: pulling out nearly any kind of tape
Kris: DUCT TAPE! 😃
8:26
Wait- how does she have the handcuffs? 💀😏😏😏😏😏
I love how she always finds a way to make us feel good about ourselves
Exactly
05:09 “Oh, I thought there was trash in the laundry” no kris it’s just a dump truck
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Kris is always complementing us in every intro. Thank you you Kris
Can we just appreciate how she always compliments us at the biggining of her vids and is just so kind to her fans ❤️
I love how she doesn’t realize how she says certain things until after she said them 😂 also love the part where she was talking about the double tooth brushes and her hand movements 😂
9:30
KmK: Are you five?!?
me:.... guess I'm five now
Also me😂
Kris, I love your tiktoks and videos because they make me smile when in doubt or just when I need some confidence. Your tiktoks are funny and your usual video compliments are great and really brighten my day, thank you.
I feel like these channels are putting out these crazy videos, not because they think these things work, but because they're SO stupid that people just watch them for the laughs.
(2:41) relatable...😭😭
Same
4:14 yeah cuz someone's gonna go
"LET ME GET MY BROTHER ARRESTED CUZ THAT DEFINITELY DOESN'T SOUND F*CKED UP!"
Also Kris, honey, is your hand healing and are you okay? Mentally and physically
8:05 i actually know people who do that because the have OCD. One of my favorite teachers does that because she is always worried about leaving her coffee pot on!
Her:"don't have friends"
Me: I don't really get to decide that
6:30
That would be a whole new level of That Vegan Teacher
“That kind of works but it’s stupid” @2:30😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kris: “Your skin is dewy and glowy”
Me: ah, yes. I definitely diddnt badly burn myself in the sun last week and my skin Is definitely not peeling (:
"Hello Everybody-"
My inner thoughts:
"MY name is Markiplier
6:52 look at the girls face😂
“Your skin is do dewy and glowy”
Me with acne: “That’s the best compliment I’ve gotten 🥹”
3:25 I read "lets go to the party" as "lets go to therapy"
😂😂😂
Tbh they do need it 😂😂😂😂
"If you like gag and stuff you can't shove stuff to the back of your throat that is like girthy like that". I spat out my drink and burst into laughter.
I’m a delivery person for a local company that makes pre-made healthy meals. I’ve legitimately taken out someone’s trash for them and they still did not tip me. I did it because he mentioned to us about having back spasms a while back, so when he asked me to help him out, I obviously wanted to help. But like, damn. This man had me stock his fridge at one point when he wasn’t home, I’ve taken his garbage out, and he STILL refuses to give even an extra $1.
His name is Lester and he’s my least favorite.
I love when she gives us a compliment when must of us are sitting with a double chin and kicking pimples 🤣
🥲
Yes
YES
Yep.
*not me wearing a rainbow sweater with messy hair and bed acne*
For real tho its so nice of her to compliment her viewers and I'm sure she's helped some peoples self confidence.
New subbbb 😂😂😂😂 been watching you for weeks now , just realized the neon sign on the back wall says Kmk ,,,,Not "kink" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤ love your stuff
5:11 omg the new "trash bag pants" 😍😍
LMAOOO 😭
Not only is eating noodles with a spoon a crime but, her face when she put her head down to cool them is a crime as well. That smile was so damn creepy!
Kris: these hacks are stupid
*sees a hack with duct tape*
Kris:....
Kris: instant approval :)
kris sacrificing brain cells so we don't have to. love her
Duck tape best tape
Quack 🦆
kris: *sees duct tape*... hold my beer.
@@petegeorgopoulos7708 nah, more like "hold my vodka"
Im sure putting lipstick/nail polish on your tounge will just burn it and you might get poisoned
Nail polish and lipstick will not burn you, it’ll just taste bad. However with the poisoning aspect, lipstick is fairly non-toxic so eating it wont poison you as much as it will just might you diarrhea. Nail polish is okay to consume in small amounts, but due to the chemicals it is harmful to consume in larger amounts.
@@deadsoup12 nail polish WILL burn you because I put it on my tounge a few weeks ago and it was burning so hard.
1:13
Micheal Afton : OH HELL NAWWW NOT AGAIN NOT TODAY BYE
Here she is again. The most comedy filled UA-camr/tiktoker ever she’s also the nicest person ever
I laughed so hard I almost passed out. For all that these are "lazy ideas", they also take way more work to set up or do than the normal solution would be, like the party clean-up one. I don't know why I found that insanely funny.
did you ever see the baby romper commercial that had dry mop on the out side of the romper so that the baby cleaned the floor while it played? Same humor.
2:41 My dad would brush our hair like this. He called the brush he used “The Brush of 1000 Tears”.
“Party invite..Oh my god!what’s that like” - KallmeKris
4:19 Please have Katrina and Janet’s kids do this while Chad is babysitting lol
YES
That would be perfection
Hi Kris, how's the hand? I hope it is better! I know this isn't 5 minute crafts, but I absolutely love these kind of videos. I love your other videos too, and so do all of your other fans. Keep doing what you do with UA-cam and tik-tok because we all love your works of art. Next time you feel lonely, just remember that you have millions of fans that love what you do.
Have a great day. :)
THE BOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER 🤖
ikr! she is amazing!
@@elisabethkheir727 , they're back. I hate the pornography bots the most. Porn addiction is ruining romantic relationships, families, and people's lives in general. And the people behind these bots are predatory in their relentless quest to inundated every single comment section, of every video on UA-cam. I usually report them when I see them, simply because I enjoy it. I don't expect anything to come of it. In some odd way the repetitive movement of tapping on the bot ad, and then following the appropriate sequence to make the bot ad disappear, and then doing it exactly the same way to the next bot, and so on, is relaxing to me. It's like a typing fidget toy, lol. It was great when UA-cam was able to thwart the bots for awhile, and I'm sure that they have some pretty big brains working on thwarting them again.
It's not hot taping yourself up and sounding like you're walking on bubble wrap every time you move.🤣
"Hello, I want to tell you thank you for your work and funny videos. My mother has 5 children ( including me) and her morning isn't possible without your videos. She is fond of watching stories about Misha and his mother and brother from Russia.
And I tell you thank you again,
my family love you. We are waiting for your new works. 🙏🏻❤
9:15 kris in 8k ultra HD
5:30 sexy and passed out? Possibly the worst combination of attributes
When I hear the sentence “worst than 5 minute crafts, worse than troom troom” I immediately start listening.
2:50 - this is literally the most relatable thing EVER 😅
Nobody:
Kris: *Why don't you do what I do and hire a guy off of Craigslist to spoon feed me while I game?*
1:31 wait your not supposed to shower with hot sauce?
"Idk what's going on in the world, but I know it's not good."
Relatable 😂
it would be a miracle to have a friend like kris she is funny,smart and cool ❤
9:44 why dont they just.... use the plastic cup by itself.... it makes literally NO difference
Handle….
@@potato4439 are they that lazy 😐
@@dagamingbirb6557 yep
To avoid burning your hands. Not everyplace have a cup sleeve.
" the scooper only hurts for a moment.." 1:14
So that's what Micheal was doing before he died
Michael Afton?
@@NoNamerNe Yes, before sister location he was working with this channel for how ever many years this channel was out!
@@le_duo_life2099 maybe he commit the die on himself because if that-
really felt that man
@9:14 is “without context” GOLD!! 😂😂
“Don’t have friends which means you can’t throw a party which means you don’t have to clean up 👍🏻“ -kmk
Did anyone else notice the troom troom logo @ 6:01? It threw me off for a second. Much love and support to everyone here.
I think that woohoo and troom troom are the same channel just diff names
Kinda like 5 min crafts
They have 5 min crafts men, 5 min crafts kids, 5 min crafts kitchen...
And theyre all the same channel tehnicaly
@@onetwothree456 yes, thats how I knew it was troomtrooms' sister
Her beginning of the video where she compliments you in a weird but comfortable way make me smile every time
"just dont sleep!"
me:"good idea!"
me 1 week later: *insert gravestone*
“ We’ll spoon out your insides”
Me: THE SCOOPER?!
You know Kris is from Canada when she pronounces out like this😂 2:46 love Canadians tho🥰
You spell it like this ourt>:)(no offense I really like it!)
@@caroladelmyjimenez1066u sure u know how to spell u spell out like this out not ourt now before u correct someone know if u are right
Woohoo: Girl pulls her leather pants out of the washing machine. Kris: thinks she pulled trash out of the washing machine. Me: thinking it was a body bag... 😅
😂😂😂😂😂
I thought the picture of a body builder was a titan...
I thought they were wet and was like wth why ske put wet pants on
Only actually useable hacks in this video: if you have major anxiety or ocd, taking the small appliances with you to work/in your car as a way of preventing the "did I unplug my flat iron?" thoughts is a legit coping mechanism. And if you have executive disfunction/depression/lack of motivation, using disposable dishes can be really helpful in keeping your house/kitchen cleaner, because you dont have to wash them, you just have to throw the trash (which you have to do anyway).
7:35 EXACTLY! Well I probably would start losing my sanity without friends, but I definitely don't have the mental capacity to be a host or one of the hosts of a party anymore
OK OK let's take a moment to appreciate how she frees up her time just to make our day brighter, to make us laugh all day long! I just want to say ... thank you Kris for being in our life
She’s the best. Also yay yay for jay jay
LMFAO!! "Will spoon feed you.....And then spoon you..........And then spoon out your insides after that" and your delivery 🤣
🏆👏
She's tired of walking her: I DONT LIKE WALKING I SHALL SIT
5:45 Well people don't do this. In reality people threaten them by leaving a bad commentary about him/her or low stars if he/she doesn't do it, it's disgusting. People have to do it or else they loose their job.
"Hello, I want to tell you thank you for your work and funny videos. My mother has 5 children ( including me) and her morning isn't possible without your videos. She is fond of watching stories about Misha and his mother and brother from Russia.
And I tell you thank you again,
my family love you. We are waiting for your new works. 🙏🏻❤" - Vasilisa.S.S