Peyton's got jokes at the ESPYS

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  • @captainstolsie9170
    @captainstolsie9170 4 роки тому +6037

    He shat on Kevin Durant so hard, OBJ got jealous

    • @Mycarisloose
      @Mycarisloose 4 роки тому +61

      And it was revealed he prefers his girls eating apple sauce and mashed potatoes before hooking up!!! Messy!!!

    • @danielmizrahi9629
      @danielmizrahi9629 4 роки тому +13

      it was planned but still funny

    • @mylesmoore3134
      @mylesmoore3134 4 роки тому +7

      bro?

    • @Zalivan564
      @Zalivan564 4 роки тому +38

      Holy shit im glad I came back to this video for this comment

    • @yuichinakasone1618
      @yuichinakasone1618 4 роки тому +4

      Holy fuck dude 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ericalbertson6621
    @ericalbertson6621 7 років тому +9922

    The kevin durant joke will alwags be legendary

    • @Swoll1231
      @Swoll1231 7 років тому +322

      Eric Albertson Durant was such a baby the way he handled it haha

    • @rwoosh6609
      @rwoosh6609 7 років тому +9

      Eric Albertson 666 likes oh

    • @loganjones236
      @loganjones236 6 років тому +56

      Eric Albertson KD was so salty

    • @Rahnsreality
      @Rahnsreality 6 років тому +148

      And the look on Durants face and westbrooks reaction added to the spice ...lol

    • @americanpride5637
      @americanpride5637 6 років тому +26

      Snap C1ty he was in on the joke

  • @paulcaballero5547
    @paulcaballero5547 6 років тому +2342

    The K.D joke was hilarious even his momma laughed 😂🤣

    • @papahims
      @papahims 6 років тому +49

      Paul Caballero And Westbrook face also 😂

    • @tonystretch5102
      @tonystretch5102 6 років тому +35

      @@papahims WESTBROOK face was classic

    • @jazzyfour
      @jazzyfour 6 років тому +3

      He played himself

    • @abc_u_hater
      @abc_u_hater 6 років тому +20

      *Kevin Durant has left the chat*

    • @T_M_E_8
      @T_M_E_8 5 років тому +1

      Paul Caballero yahh, he was in on it though

  • @derrickhamilton342
    @derrickhamilton342 4 роки тому +4410

    Peyton did way better than everyone EVER expected. All jokes were HILARIOUS n da KD joke was legendary

    • @rooscochran1003
      @rooscochran1003 4 роки тому +93

      That falcons joke hit hard.

    • @luisenriquez2379
      @luisenriquez2379 4 роки тому +13

      Peyton did way better than everyone EVER expected. All jokes were HILARIOUS n da KD joke was legendary

    • @orangefox1231
      @orangefox1231 4 роки тому +59

      It's legendary because of Durant's reaction more than anything. If he had laughed it off, it wouldn't be as memorable.

    • @jeriacevedo8819
      @jeriacevedo8819 4 роки тому +1

      didn't mention me once!

    • @wallacetrisler8560
      @wallacetrisler8560 4 роки тому +18

      5:35 Kevin Durant reaction priceless LOL

  • @elevation1985
    @elevation1985 6 років тому +3011

    Peyton manning looks like the ultimate grill man at a family bbq

    • @jakebailey9884
      @jakebailey9884 6 років тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelpryor78
      @michaelpryor78 6 років тому +2

      Doug Pederson would beg to disagree

    • @Asmov
      @Asmov 6 років тому +4

      I'm still thinking Vince Wilkford(did I type that right?) can top him on that. This guy is the ultimate smooth talker though, such a great example of how you want your kids to be.

    • @tonystretch5102
      @tonystretch5102 6 років тому +2

      @@Asmov it's tough not to like Peyton manning I tried for so many years

    • @cjtreasure4731
      @cjtreasure4731 5 років тому

      elevation LMAO literally

  • @Kayak56
    @Kayak56 6 років тому +9332

    Peyton roasts KD, KD gives him that look. Then Peyton's like fine I'll just roast you again

    • @natsudragneel4144
      @natsudragneel4144 5 років тому +292

      Manning would whoop KD's ass

    • @nalimlattarai2873
      @nalimlattarai2873 5 років тому +6

      milchuck how

    • @nalimlattarai2873
      @nalimlattarai2873 5 років тому +3

      Natsu Dragneel L

    • @natsudragneel4144
      @natsudragneel4144 5 років тому +175

      @@nalimlattarai2873 you think Manning is soft? He played football dummy

    • @TheGfdsahjk
      @TheGfdsahjk 5 років тому +2

      payton was a bum... hi is 100 years old and he is done.. he a bitch like kd

  • @davecronce3127
    @davecronce3127 3 роки тому +286

    Kevin Durant's own mom laughing at him is priceless.

  • @ccol009
    @ccol009 4 роки тому +3086

    John Cena had me rollin’ when he did the “You can’t see me.”

  • @taylorwatson7932
    @taylorwatson7932 6 років тому +5497

    Russel Westbrook was trying so hard not to laugh...

    • @HotAcidicDiarrhea
      @HotAcidicDiarrhea 4 роки тому +60

      @Daniel Cheng En Kee so fucking what

    • @jonathonloredo8026
      @jonathonloredo8026 4 роки тому +44

      Oh you could tell he didn’t want to piss off KD by showing his laughter 😂

    • @ennuiii
      @ennuiii 4 роки тому +2

      @@HotAcidicDiarrhea I do

    • @TheRafaelBond
      @TheRafaelBond 4 роки тому

      He wasn‘t though

    • @jonquiogue6755
      @jonquiogue6755 4 роки тому +18

      I KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 wtf was KD dressed like a 8 year boy hahahahaha 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • @bigbrain889
    @bigbrain889 4 роки тому +4759

    I like how everyone’s dressed up so classy and then there’s Kevin Durant who looks like his washing machine broke

    • @deebo2808
      @deebo2808 4 роки тому +196

      LMFAO dude you made me wake up my wife from laughing so hard from your comment

    • @vickicombs5133
      @vickicombs5133 4 роки тому +84

      Even the duck.

    • @J29-u8u
      @J29-u8u 4 роки тому +68

      @@timlukluk Good God, dude, are you always this lighthearted & fun? It was a joke. Nobody claimed it was "serious." But thanks for lumbering in to lecture us anyway.

    • @anthonyherrera8540
      @anthonyherrera8540 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @joeylucente8474
      @joeylucente8474 4 роки тому +23

      @@timlukluk KD that you?

  • @OddTimeMan
    @OddTimeMan 2 роки тому +316

    Peyton is a natural. He was hilarious on SNL.

    • @nosir1440
      @nosir1440 2 роки тому +1

      I’m a niners fan but I always loved his character. Such a humorous guy

    • @kevinwalsh4652
      @kevinwalsh4652 2 роки тому +2

      Teaching kids how to steal a car was priceless

    • @paulburns2239
      @paulburns2239 2 роки тому +4

      “I throw, you catch. It’s not that difficult. OK?” (Kid nods). “Now get the (bleep) out of here.” Priceless.

    • @traviswilkins1965
      @traviswilkins1965 2 роки тому

      Nice captain America logo you got there baby

    • @kevinwalsh4652
      @kevinwalsh4652 2 роки тому

      @Frank Lee haha, you have a great memory, SNL sucks now and has for a hot minute, Lorne Michaels is scared to death to roast Democrats, because they are all butthurt triggered pajama wearing snowflakes

  • @johntangel9488
    @johntangel9488 4 роки тому +3286

    "how did the duck get a better seat than deandre jordan"
    prolly a free throw contest

    • @StevenEatsAlone
      @StevenEatsAlone 4 роки тому +1

      Meh

    • @makskisovec
      @makskisovec 4 роки тому +10

      Oh cool you came from 2011 to comment

    • @gimmiedashasha
      @gimmiedashasha 4 роки тому +1

      Russell Westbrook?

    • @migellito
      @migellito 4 роки тому +2

      Hilariously true

    • @meganmartinez8241
      @meganmartinez8241 4 роки тому +8

      "I believe in the falcons... and I know in my heart the falcons will be back"
      Well this didn't age well 😂

  • @namekianpeppersauce9485
    @namekianpeppersauce9485 7 років тому +2713

    Lol KD looked like they took his toy car away XD

    • @mandmwhitney
      @mandmwhitney 6 років тому +2

      Haha

    • @whatsup806
      @whatsup806 6 років тому +34

      Lmao that fucking cupcake was salty

    • @saintchris567
      @saintchris567 6 років тому +3

      KD is a cupcake.

    • @dennisjr77
      @dennisjr77 6 років тому +6

      “What’d ya think Russell?” Lmao..... that was pure gold!!!!!

    • @doubleotee7515
      @doubleotee7515 6 років тому

      they both had the hand in their mouth like shit i wanna laugh but im still salty lol

  • @soccerselect5873
    @soccerselect5873 6 років тому +1597

    You know Westbrook is just smiling in the back of his head when he made the KD joke

    • @YungFrenchToasty
      @YungFrenchToasty 6 років тому +126

      Bro he was doing everything to hold back from laughing lol

    • @micahjaynes7505
      @micahjaynes7505 6 років тому +1

      ikr

    • @Samuelfish2k
      @Samuelfish2k 6 років тому +27

      He’s lucky basketball players got big hands cuz I think he was covering up a smile. Lol

    • @thenotsopro893
      @thenotsopro893 6 років тому +2

      1 thousandth like

  • @jamesperry513
    @jamesperry513 2 роки тому +197

    Peyton has crazy good comedic timing. His SNL skits are hilarious. He should get a series.

  • @robertjensen1048
    @robertjensen1048 7 років тому +7525

    Wow, Peyton is almost a natural at this kind of work. He's a funny guy.

    • @jay1jayf
      @jay1jayf 7 років тому +135

      Robert Jensen funny how? Does he amuse you? Like a clown?

    • @ieik8065
      @ieik8065 7 років тому +46

      Ur mom hav a big gay.

    • @christiananguiano1073
      @christiananguiano1073 7 років тому +31

      All these jokes were written by writers

    • @brickman291
      @brickman291 7 років тому +248

      +christian anguiano it doesn't matter who wrote them
      If your delivery sucks, and he nailed it.

    • @skelutated3640
      @skelutated3640 7 років тому +9

      Robert Jensen he is related to cooper manning

  • @Jerry8yomomma
    @Jerry8yomomma 7 років тому +1358

    Even KD mom laughed at the joke lol

    • @kabinrai3026
      @kabinrai3026 6 років тому +68

      Jerry8yomomma She knew her son was a snake

    • @Rmon_34
      @Rmon_34 6 років тому +10

      WhySo Serious lol

    • @kellz1703
      @kellz1703 6 років тому +12

      WhySo Serious 😂😂😂

    • @dennisjr77
      @dennisjr77 6 років тому +4

      Lmao, KD looked like a little kid being scolded and about to go to time out!! 🤦‍♂️

    • @T_M_E_8
      @T_M_E_8 5 років тому +2

      Dennis Leavitt he was in on it

  • @enriquemoranmartinez6706
    @enriquemoranmartinez6706 4 роки тому +742

    Peyton is a legend. He has the talent and charm to Cross the line and still keep a straight face. The guy is Made for the Spotlight.

    • @PJErvin
      @PJErvin 4 роки тому +2

      Enrique Moran Martinez Not since Norm MacDonald (1998 or 99 I think) have I enjoyed watching athletes get butt hurt so much.

    • @billycrabbe8413
      @billycrabbe8413 4 роки тому

      😍😍😍good luck fave a beauryvfc to

    • @nicolettetrupia1125
      @nicolettetrupia1125 4 роки тому

      "I want the Falcons to hear that from me now because they'll stop paying attention 3 quarters of the way in."
      OOF

    • @rehanaiden3528
      @rehanaiden3528 4 роки тому

      “How did the duck get a better seat than Deandre Jordan”

    • @lennyhardoldson4093
      @lennyhardoldson4093 4 роки тому

      Russel Westbrook was trying so hard not to laugh...

  • @RyuujinLetum
    @RyuujinLetum 4 роки тому +225

    "These jokes are horrible and disgusting. No one should know about them. But I'm gonna tell you either way." 🤣🤣🤣 this is why he was one of the best hosts of SNL lol

  • @rodneywhite7545
    @rodneywhite7545 6 років тому +537

    That Atlanta Falcons joke was cold. "They'll stop paying attention 3/4 of the way through." That was cold, Peyton.

    • @dudedude7998
      @dudedude7998 6 років тому +10

      T.O joke was cold that man really broke

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 6 років тому

      He was inside his head hard.

    • @brandonjoyner9279
      @brandonjoyner9279 6 років тому +3

      He’s not wrong

    • @pennywisealfie
      @pennywisealfie 6 років тому

      You're so right. I don't think I've ever called anything or anyone "cold" before, but when Peyton told that joke, I said out loud with nobody around, "damn Peyton, that was cold".

  • @Abdul-nk4dy
    @Abdul-nk4dy 6 років тому +487

    That KD joke was the fire Westbrook expression was priceless

    • @rexraptor1297
      @rexraptor1297 6 років тому +19

      Westbrook gave Peyton a look of "don't be dragging me into this."

    • @sami.4777
      @sami.4777 6 років тому +1

      Rex Raptor I think he was laughing but trying to look serious

    • @tinytim7065
      @tinytim7065 6 років тому

      He was laughing?
      I missed, I thought he wanted to slaughter him

    • @NukeHead
      @NukeHead 6 років тому

      @@tinytim7065 If you look through his hand, you can see a large grin

    • @twinesniper8247
      @twinesniper8247 6 років тому

      @@NukeHead i was thinkin he might be doing that too

  • @jordanlaird3752
    @jordanlaird3752 4 роки тому +415

    The russ and KD bit was elite level awkward humour. Loved it hahahaha

  • @vyx6005
    @vyx6005 6 років тому +3051

    Wait why is KD dressed like he's going to practice 😂 bold guy

  • @Jansen33
    @Jansen33 6 років тому +249

    The KD, Russell Westbrook part actually made me laugh... real hard.

  • @gabriel.hongkong
    @gabriel.hongkong 7 років тому +805

    That Falcons roast was brutal. Even more savage than the KD one.

    • @artpowers319
      @artpowers319 7 років тому +20

      Gabriel Leung my face froze when I heard that

    • @noahstevens2003
      @noahstevens2003 6 років тому +3

      That one hurt

    • @ATL1995
      @ATL1995 6 років тому +1

      Oh I disagree, KD one was a burn

    • @CanucksWontWin
      @CanucksWontWin 5 років тому

      Gabriel Leung facts!!

  • @tuketuke73tf9
    @tuketuke73tf9 4 роки тому +933

    "I believe in the falcons... and I know in my heart the falcons will be back"
    Well this didn't age well 😂

    • @JoeLRod91
      @JoeLRod91 4 роки тому +35

      That was part of the joke 😂

    • @jacobryans7000
      @jacobryans7000 4 роки тому +12

      It aged perfectly because that was the joke u idiot

    • @Soullesshero
      @Soullesshero 4 роки тому +2

      @@jacobryans7000 I don't think that was part of the joke at all. How was it a joke, he was clapping afterwards and no one was laughing.

    • @ryanboyle6688
      @ryanboyle6688 4 роки тому +20

      @@Soullesshero cause he said they give up after 3 quarters...

    • @yenh1144
      @yenh1144 4 роки тому +4

      It went as far as 3 quarter of the way in 😂

  • @athanagames
    @athanagames 6 років тому +1975

    "Serena carrying a baby and winning the Australian Open was even more impressive than the 2015 Denver Broncos Defense carrying me to the Super Bowl." Peyton knows what's up.

    • @velmawilliams589
      @velmawilliams589 6 років тому

      Gau

    • @johnp.6568
      @johnp.6568 5 років тому +78

      @@joeyparm9887 Yeah but he still won. Win by a mile, win by an inch, a win is a win.

    • @medhatalberta
      @medhatalberta 5 років тому +52

      Joey Parm He won his first super bowl and was the MVP. Overrated because he has the most MVP seasons? He has the highest passing yards for a single season and most touchdowns in a season. Didn’t Drew Brees just pass him for most yards passing (career)? I won’t bother looking it up but he also has the most seasons passing over 4,000 yards.

    • @HomemadeFlick
      @HomemadeFlick 5 років тому +19

      Joey Parm 5 MVP’s is nothing apparently I guess I forgot.

    • @zeef6946
      @zeef6946 5 років тому +5

      @@joeyparm9887 lol. Blah, Blah . Dumb ass comment

  • @TampaTec
    @TampaTec 6 років тому +2741

    5:35 Kevin Durant reaction priceless LOL

  • @Ken-xv4sb
    @Ken-xv4sb 7 років тому +1320

    This is just classic Manning. The KD joke was good.. but honestly, I think my favorite was the joke on the Falcons about "not paying attention 3 quarters of the way in".. so brutal. He should have a permanent job for the foreseeable future as the ESPY's host.

    • @michaeloverton2437
      @michaeloverton2437 7 років тому +12

      Ken M that alone he should host next year

    • @alejandroorozco1373
      @alejandroorozco1373 7 років тому +2

      Exactly like he said he dosent make the jokes they write them for him but some are from him

    • @thebige3974
      @thebige3974 7 років тому

      Ken M fsz

    • @MrJking065
      @MrJking065 6 років тому

      I was sooo offenend by

    • @ashtona3635
      @ashtona3635 6 років тому

      Ayyyyy I just gave u the 1000th like

  • @DaddyTre65
    @DaddyTre65 4 роки тому +72

    "Gatorade Fierce: It's the Papa John's of sport drinks!" Way to land a funny double product placement, Peyton Manning!

  • @anantdhiman1400
    @anantdhiman1400 7 років тому +389

    The funny thing is KD’s mom was laughing at the joke

  • @reqvire
    @reqvire 6 років тому +494

    They need to just make Peyton the host every year 😂😂

  • @209brandonb
    @209brandonb 4 роки тому +555

    5:40 that Kevin Durant joke will live forever but the two guys behind Kevin busting up laughing makes it the best ever!!!

    • @marwenplukol9235
      @marwenplukol9235 2 роки тому +27

      His mom was cracking up, too.

    • @timwormus
      @timwormus 2 роки тому +3

      I love that he and Steph recycled it this year.

    • @bigdaddyroy5382
      @bigdaddyroy5382 2 роки тому +24

      Is it just me or does the majority of this generation NBA players have no sense of humor and get butt hurt over everything

    • @packers256
      @packers256 Рік тому +8

      @@bigdaddyroy5382 You're mistaking KD getting butthurt for A+ acting. His reaction was perfect.

    • @tewaewae
      @tewaewae Рік тому +1

      @@bigdaddyroy5382 just you

  • @petecartwright5211
    @petecartwright5211 2 роки тому +27

    This guy is going right to show biz. I don't know of any former player so adept and talented. His door is wide open. He's done one of the funniest skits ever on SNL. He's one of the best hosts they've ever had on the show.
    The dude is just getting started...

  • @R.E._Peony
    @R.E._Peony 6 років тому +323

    Everyone talks about his KD roast, but I think the Falcons roast about 3 quarters is even more savage.

    • @benmontero36
      @benmontero36 6 років тому +9

      I think they're both on par with each other! I'm a Falcons fan, but that joke was hilarious!

  • @rainman7992
    @rainman7992 7 років тому +1219

    kevin durant is such a classy guy, he wore a t-shirt to the ESPYS. way to represent.

    • @xg4qx683
      @xg4qx683 7 років тому +131

      Snakes can wear shirts?

    • @CodeRedWolf
      @CodeRedWolf 7 років тому +7

      Odell wore supreme Lv

    • @jasonyamaguchi5705
      @jasonyamaguchi5705 7 років тому +9

      And then he can't take a joke lmao

    • @drewpit7936
      @drewpit7936 7 років тому +7

      he wore it to soak up the tears.. he knew the bandwagon jokes were on the way

    • @chandlerlewis3309
      @chandlerlewis3309 7 років тому +1

      Riding Mower who fucking cares it’s a piece of cloth on your body either way

  • @ruowangjian8718
    @ruowangjian8718 7 років тому +510

    The one on KD was savage

    • @DansbyPugh
      @DansbyPugh 7 років тому +2

      Way too serious kd

    • @bigpapiz1754
      @bigpapiz1754 6 років тому

      Y'all see how trash kd dressed to the espys a tshirt really

  • @VolvagiasBlaze
    @VolvagiasBlaze Рік тому +16

    im not too shocked by him being this funny after he did so well with SNL, but god this really was a great prelude to his post NFL career. Love Payton, so charismatic

  • @TheDarthXeno
    @TheDarthXeno 6 років тому +7368

    he talks about John Cena yet they zoom in on an empty chair wtf
    Edit: 3 years later and over 7k likes, The fuck yall like about empty chairs?

  • @vanhaul5351
    @vanhaul5351 4 роки тому +549

    "I want the Falcons to hear that from me now because they'll stop paying attention 3 quarters of the way in."
    OOF

    • @kingwiggle
      @kingwiggle 4 роки тому +14

      I felt that and I'm not even a falcons fan

    • @met_life0435
      @met_life0435 4 роки тому +3

      They blew another one today 😂😂

    • @rjtavares1480
      @rjtavares1480 4 роки тому +14

      That joke has aged brilliantly

    • @BeerMe831
      @BeerMe831 4 роки тому +2

      Peyton's jokes age surprisingly well.

    • @Keirnoth
      @Keirnoth 4 роки тому +2

      @@met_life0435 And another one lmao

  • @grownsimba8120
    @grownsimba8120 7 років тому +169

    KD getting roasted and his mama laughing at his expense 😂😂
    Peyton leaving everyone scathed

    • @brendenstyves842
      @brendenstyves842 6 років тому +2

      Westbrook when he asked for his opinion 😂😂😂

  • @samuelbush8734
    @samuelbush8734 Рік тому +8

    Still the best monologue ever. I laugh at this like it's the first time every time.

  • @Izzylearning
    @Izzylearning 6 років тому +368

    Peyton Lowkey killed that 😂

  • @Michael-pu2mv
    @Michael-pu2mv 7 років тому +172

    The kd and Westbrook part was fuckin wild

  • @danagorham2083
    @danagorham2083 7 років тому +130

    That falcons roast was savage

  • @gerrigatlin7098
    @gerrigatlin7098 3 роки тому +27

    Peyton is great and his jokes are hilarious😂

  • @conquistadorito
    @conquistadorito 6 років тому +444

    3:03 “HOF next year I’m calling it!” He called it!

    • @randyrandalman8234
      @randyrandalman8234 6 років тому +18

      6:21 his Falcons prediction not so much

    • @tigera6
      @tigera6 6 років тому +6

      he didnt really mean it about the Falcons. Just kinda rubbing it in on how the lost in the SB

    • @plzfixwolves955
      @plzfixwolves955 6 років тому +4

      Randy Randalman He said the Falcons will be back, didn’t say when. They made the playoffs last year at least and didn’t fall for the slump.

    • @TheGameThrower
      @TheGameThrower 6 років тому

      Randy Randalman Yeah, and how about the Rams? 😂

    • @philiptucker6119
      @philiptucker6119 6 років тому

      Cypriano Way they went back to the super bowl last year. Tickets were on sale so they got em pretty cheap 😂

  • @xmaxfactorx
    @xmaxfactorx 6 років тому +1318

    Durant dressed like he was at mcdonalds-

    • @sals79
      @sals79 6 років тому +6

      you're at an award show on tv. hotties are everywhere. you're making around 30 million a year. and THAT is what you wear???????????????
      i don't get it. is he really this stupid?

    • @aricgoss
      @aricgoss 6 років тому +6

      I got a joke. Durant’s legacy.

    • @Samuelfish2k
      @Samuelfish2k 6 років тому +3

      Sal S
      Plus he brought his mom with him.

    • @philiptucker6119
      @philiptucker6119 6 років тому +7

      merio Actually KD had just shed his skin, that's why he looked like that. You know how snakes are 🐍

    • @kaywya96
      @kaywya96 6 років тому +3

      Lol fr but it's crazy he has stupid millions

  • @SportsFan88aa2sdf13
    @SportsFan88aa2sdf13 4 роки тому +403

    Peyton is a straight leader, can't imagine how happy people were to have him in the locker room

    • @coyoteken1000
      @coyoteken1000 4 роки тому +19

      Almost as happy as his opponents were to see him retire. If you cant beat them, outlast them.

    • @DeezNutz-lm2el
      @DeezNutz-lm2el 4 роки тому +1

      Hes a field general

    • @CrYpTiK_Kaiser
      @CrYpTiK_Kaiser 4 роки тому +2

      Peyton is a leader everywhere he goes, even in a casino. Pat McAfee won a lot of money one night because Peyton told him to bet everything on a certain number, and that number won. Pat goes to tell him the next day, and Peyton just goes "I know."

  • @mr.classic3360
    @mr.classic3360 7 місяців тому +4

    Idk why, but this is definitely top 10 most wholesome original funny video I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching
    Shout out Peyton Manning 💯👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @RushFanatic87
    @RushFanatic87 7 років тому +490

    That joke on KD was nasty! KD was sitting there thinking “This big foreheaded white dude...” 😂😂😂

    • @thehappysmiler6752
      @thehappysmiler6752 6 років тому +34

      You know you've been flamed really hard when your own Mama dissolves into fits of laughter. Damn!

    • @garrettoaks6509
      @garrettoaks6509 6 років тому +5

      No KD was thinking 43 to 8 (when Seattle kicked his ass in the super bowl)

    • @sriramrajaram3069
      @sriramrajaram3069 6 років тому +1

      Garrett Oaks true, but Peyton isn’t a snake like KD

    • @garrettoaks6509
      @garrettoaks6509 6 років тому

      Sriram Rajaram no doubt KD is a joke

    • @Samuelfish2k
      @Samuelfish2k 6 років тому +1

      Garrett Oaks
      Yea but Peyton still won 2 rings.

  • @cranjismcbasketball1638
    @cranjismcbasketball1638 7 років тому +192

    5:51 Russell is trying so hard to not laugh 😂😂😂

  • @newbowler_7669
    @newbowler_7669 7 років тому +289

    Peyton's a natural lmao!

  • @pts5217
    @pts5217 4 роки тому +16

    5:40 letting that laugh breathe was a very skilled comedy move.

  • @RUGGEDBREED
    @RUGGEDBREED 7 років тому +752

    Peyton is a great comedian, the guy can crack funny jokes

    • @rickeyryan303
      @rickeyryan303 7 років тому +13

      Writers write the jokes..

    • @josephcoleman57
      @josephcoleman57 7 років тому +7

      Have to give credit where it's due. l'm a TB12 Guy but Payton kills it in comedy

    • @andohish27
      @andohish27 6 років тому +12

      Rickey Ryan but they don't write his delivery

    • @marcusmauldin2766
      @marcusmauldin2766 6 років тому

      Tr32rf Zaza frxusawe

    • @SefniAsheforr
      @SefniAsheforr 6 років тому +3

      Rickey Ryan True for sure, but Peyton definitely has a natural comedic beat and cadence that many others don't, even when delivering good jokes written by other people.

  • @chronicautumn45
    @chronicautumn45 7 років тому +6152

    Peyton’s done more for football than KD will ever do for the NBA. he needs to lighten up. 😂

    • @jaypatel7426
      @jaypatel7426 6 років тому +276

      Natron AW i heard it was discussed between the two before hand so kd was just acting

    • @justinspirito4919
      @justinspirito4919 6 років тому +38

      Peytons career is irrelevant to that, he went rite at KDs neck there.

    • @alexmroz4077
      @alexmroz4077 6 років тому +7

      Natron AW I totally agree

    • @iancalvert417
      @iancalvert417 6 років тому +13

      Whooosh

    • @rocknroll7316
      @rocknroll7316 6 років тому +30

      Justin Spirito that doesn't mean if has to be such a pussy.. Manning insults himself worse than that

  • @coreywatkins5202
    @coreywatkins5202 6 років тому +145

    gotta give credit to whoever wrote these jokes for Peyton and credit to peyton his delivery is on point

  • @jacksock5418
    @jacksock5418 5 років тому +365

    KD joke was the best ever. The Ryan Lochte/John Cena one was hilarious too. The GOAT

    • @nordicblood8470
      @nordicblood8470 4 роки тому

      Ah... it was great but did you forget the OJ joke

    • @bigsassyster
      @bigsassyster 4 роки тому +4

      What made it even funnier was how hard Phelps was laughing at the joke.

    • @bird_gang_az9598
      @bird_gang_az9598 4 роки тому

      When he mentioned Russel Westbrook after that 😬

  • @Petey44
    @Petey44 7 років тому +388

    I think Russ was trying not to die laughing

  • @Nbjk01
    @Nbjk01 7 років тому +2253

    this is classic peyton and we thank him for being him , sorry kd it was funny

    • @wnnr3294
      @wnnr3294 7 років тому +84

      Nbjk01 even his mom started laughing lmao

    • @melvinsmith8444
      @melvinsmith8444 7 років тому +74

      Kd took that joke like a complete bitch

    • @Ken-xv4sb
      @Ken-xv4sb 7 років тому +46

      Honestly, I thought his reaction looked rehearsed (same with Westbrook's).. maybe he was in on the joke. If not, I'd agree he didn't take that joke well.

    • @Murphyj102
      @Murphyj102 7 років тому +35

      He was in on it, y'all needa chill

    • @mobamba6898
      @mobamba6898 7 років тому +34

      Are we gonna ignore the joke about the falcons not paying attention 3 quarters in

  • @tomsdralis3166
    @tomsdralis3166 4 роки тому +14

    “Unfortunately my brother, Eli can’t be here tonight because that’s what I told the folks at the door” had me crying 😂

  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist 6 років тому +5077

    didn't mention me once!

    • @jaylienparks8909
      @jaylienparks8909 6 років тому +10

      I know

    • @CardinalFanSince
      @CardinalFanSince 6 років тому +88

      Nobody gives a shit.

    • @Tee-OhBee
      @Tee-OhBee 6 років тому +203

      Winston Zack You gave enough of a shit to comment.

    • @CardinalFanSince
      @CardinalFanSince 6 років тому +28

      @@Tee-OhBee True. I personally wish religious morons would realize how damn immoral the bible is.

    • @bradenkyzar2459
      @bradenkyzar2459 6 років тому +5

      🙏 ma brotha

  • @thebenster4202
    @thebenster4202 7 років тому +845

    Wow seems like the duck was more dressed up than kd.

    • @justincarlos5704
      @justincarlos5704 7 років тому

      Thebenster 😂😂😂😂😂true

    • @blaisea.3820
      @blaisea.3820 6 років тому +8

      Thebenster
      Peyton should've said that too. lol

    • @panman3526
      @panman3526 6 років тому +2

      He could've dress a little better with all that money he makes!! Lol...

    • @GermanCruzTorres
      @GermanCruzTorres 6 років тому

      Yo , relax you're not starting in that team 😂

  • @jasonoh8403
    @jasonoh8403 6 років тому +3897

    I wonder how much time it took KD to make 446 UA-cam accounts

  • @pts5217
    @pts5217 4 роки тому +18

    Peyton is really funny. He was great on SNL. His sketch where he played super aggressive sandlot football against a bunch of disadvantaged kids was hilarious.

  • @timcarroll5644
    @timcarroll5644 7 років тому +115

    The KD swipe was savagely funny. And the duck having better seats than Jordan was a good one too.

  • @GeorgeVreelandHill
    @GeorgeVreelandHill 6 років тому +325

    Peyton is a natural talent in everything. The guy is brilliant.

    • @macey7600
      @macey7600 6 років тому +6

      Obsession > talent
      And he has both.

    • @msanne23
      @msanne23 5 років тому +4

      Watched him breakdown game film. He was awesome

  • @michaelmargono
    @michaelmargono 7 років тому +1218

    How tf did westbrook hold in his laughter lol

    • @guyontheinternet9447
      @guyontheinternet9447 7 років тому +206

      He didn't. The reason he's covering his mouth is because he's cracking up lol.

    • @michaeloverton2437
      @michaeloverton2437 7 років тому +12

      I agree man I have to rewind it all the time just so funny

    • @Murphyj102
      @Murphyj102 7 років тому +19

      It was planned

    • @Linconjo
      @Linconjo 7 років тому +26

      he's mocking Durant. low key dissing him lol

    • @meanstreak110
      @meanstreak110 7 років тому +3

      Michael Margono
      put a time stamp next time

  • @billybongthornton777
    @billybongthornton777 2 роки тому +10

    I’m glad to have watched Payton in his prime and his comedy.

  • @hi00118
    @hi00118 6 років тому +63

    John Cena’s super embarrassed “you can’t see me” was so perfect

  • @robobbyfraire
    @robobbyfraire 6 років тому +838

    KD and the Duck has the same reaction.

    • @predat0r178
      @predat0r178 6 років тому +53

      Bobby Fraire nah the duck handled it better

    • @lordsozehcp5362
      @lordsozehcp5362 6 років тому +2

      Best comment lmao

    • @leolundbruning6994
      @leolundbruning6994 6 років тому +1

      I thought you meant Westbrook by the duck lmao

    • @lgl8690
      @lgl8690 5 років тому

      OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arln1966
      @arln1966 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aj1359
    @aj1359 6 років тому +400

    Rodgers looked like he was about to fight somebody if he got roasted lol

    • @Samuelfish2k
      @Samuelfish2k 6 років тому +22

      He was afraid Peyton might expose him being gay. Lol

    • @himotheejenkins
      @himotheejenkins 6 років тому

      But he’s not though

    • @moosedrummer1
      @moosedrummer1 6 років тому +4

      AJ who? Hell he’d get stomped the fuck out by the Aflac duck.

    • @normanmoser5765
      @normanmoser5765 6 років тому +1

      more like he'd make the o line fight someone

    • @Burnemall69420
      @Burnemall69420 6 років тому +2

      Y'all think rodgers low key a real nigga?

  • @mikespalaceofdowntime4773
    @mikespalaceofdowntime4773 4 роки тому +28

    I miss Peyton being the quarter back to the Indianapolis Colts. So happy I tried to watch every game while growing up

  • @nishtrel3706
    @nishtrel3706 7 років тому +395

    Peyton Should host....EVERYTHING.

    • @waqqodonkey
      @waqqodonkey 7 років тому +6

      and become president

    • @charliefrens3744
      @charliefrens3744 6 років тому +2

      waqqodonkey i would kill to see those campaign speeches.

  • @unleashthebeastbrook2953
    @unleashthebeastbrook2953 6 років тому +190

    This man is a pro host

  • @HeartlessTank
    @HeartlessTank 6 років тому +231

    Kevin Durant stays salty from the jokes lol. Lighten tf up!

  • @Aldawg35
    @Aldawg35 2 роки тому +3

    The Gatorade Fierce it is the Papa John’s of sports drinks with the Ca-Ching sound was perfect

  • @aarongothmann7247
    @aarongothmann7247 6 років тому +595

    "How did the duck get a better seat than Deandre Jordan?"

  • @respectableman6360
    @respectableman6360 7 років тому +1822

    damn john cena got roasted

    • @respectableman6360
      @respectableman6360 7 років тому +118

      kd just got ass blasted as well

    • @thechamp8685
      @thechamp8685 7 років тому +9

      My Park Mixes he roasted himself last year.

    • @joedorben3504
      @joedorben3504 7 років тому +33

      John Cena is an actor/bodybuilder not an athlete

    • @alexchavez2067
      @alexchavez2067 7 років тому +16

      Joe Dorben ok u go do what he does in the ring and not call yourself an athlete

    • @joedorben3504
      @joedorben3504 7 років тому +8

      Alex Chavez Wrestling (at least "pro" wrestling) is scripted dumbass. Any jacked buffoon could do it.

  • @daniele7621
    @daniele7621 6 років тому +200

    The duck's reaction was perfect

  • @Liamflynnphoto
    @Liamflynnphoto 7 років тому +417

    “Eli can’t be here because... that’s what I told the guys at the door.”

    • @FunnyVideoMaker77
      @FunnyVideoMaker77 7 років тому +2

      sccrdude22
      I didn’t get that one..can you explain lol

    • @Liamflynnphoto
      @Liamflynnphoto 7 років тому +10

      NEW YORK SPORTS FAN Eli and Peyton are brothers.

    • @TheGhostofMrArthurs
      @TheGhostofMrArthurs 6 років тому +5

      and in all of that, thats the funniest fucking thing he said in the whole intro. That shit was hilarious

    • @jasmineramos7618
      @jasmineramos7618 6 років тому +8

      NEW YORK SPORTS FAN they're brothers and sibling rivals they have been competing their whole lives.. they even compete for super bowl rings🤣🤣

    • @ManiacClear
      @ManiacClear 6 років тому +7

      @@FunnyVideoMaker77 it means he told security that eli couldn't come in.

  • @richardmourdock2719
    @richardmourdock2719 6 років тому +863

    This is why the NFL viewership is dropping like a stone. Missing guys like Peyton who people naturally want to support.

    • @codkue5142
      @codkue5142 6 років тому +20

      Richard Mourdock or people are more open minded and want to explore different things/sports. And illegally streaming lol

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- 6 років тому +4

      Cod Kue yeah and the nfl channel here on UA-cam constantly has games on the Trending list every week

    • @jswish8786
      @jswish8786 6 років тому

      that or people are tired of watching guys get paid millions of dollars for playing a game that hasnt changed in decades

    • @TheMjmcdaniel
      @TheMjmcdaniel 6 років тому +1

      @@jswish8786 and other sports do?

    • @jswish8786
      @jswish8786 6 років тому

      never said they did but since you can't read i can understand why you would ask

  • @manuel2296ableify1
    @manuel2296ableify1 7 років тому +1621

    Damn This man can easily make a talk show better than falllon some peoples just talented

  • @stevenhinojosa3189
    @stevenhinojosa3189 2 роки тому +29

    An absolutely legendary performance .. imagine the confidence it takes to pull this shit off like he did ..give the man his flowers

  • @jamesstafford6920
    @jamesstafford6920 6 років тому +2062

    People need to learn how to take a damn joke man. Peyton even ragged on himself and Kevin Durant is acting like a baby.

    • @Andrew-hp1yj
      @Andrew-hp1yj 6 років тому +295

      Kevin Durant was asked to act like that. It was part of the joke.

    • @dimez3702
      @dimez3702 6 років тому +5

      Andrew source?

    • @dimez3702
      @dimez3702 6 років тому +2

      Andrew ah

    • @cimanimrolls
      @cimanimrolls 6 років тому +30

      John Weflen sureeeee

    • @HueyPPLong
      @HueyPPLong 5 років тому +9

      One person saying "I'm told he was in on it" isn't proof. He looked awkward af to everybody so if it was planned it wasn't good. Also he could've known about the joke before hand and still been mad about it.

  • @ignitebridgeiii5425
    @ignitebridgeiii5425 4 роки тому +562

    Cupcake got so offended and Westbrook was trying so hard to cover his laugh

    • @kx4998
      @kx4998 4 роки тому +10

      He was told to act like that though.

    • @weneedhim526
      @weneedhim526 4 роки тому

      @@kx4998 I mean, to this day he still gets offended kd as not beaten steph in a series in the playoffs yet, crazy

    • @Sayhannn
      @Sayhannn 4 роки тому +4

      He was in on the joke

    • @nuftis
      @nuftis 4 роки тому

      It was staged. He pulled it off very well. You bought it

    • @xXxALeXFuTexBaLxXx
      @xXxALeXFuTexBaLxXx 2 роки тому +1

      @@nuftis where did you hear this

  • @madden18boi86
    @madden18boi86 7 років тому +226

    Roasted the falcons and KD mans fire

  • @mudr.kelkar
    @mudr.kelkar 2 роки тому +25

    1:10 John Cena was such a good sport, the way he does the you can't see me, shows his personality. Must be a great guy

  • @DJAndyWhitby
    @DJAndyWhitby 7 років тому +1731

    How is everyone missing the KD. Too sharp.

    • @Luke-hf1io
      @Luke-hf1io 7 років тому +100

      ANDY WHITBY that joke literally made me die

    • @ballaspect2514
      @ballaspect2514 7 років тому +3

      ANDY WHITBY pj

    • @jesusthroughmary
      @jesusthroughmary 7 років тому +38

      Savage af

    • @scubasterve5999
      @scubasterve5999 6 років тому +9

      Big Daddy Lois oh it did? You’re literally dead?

    • @davedavidson2904
      @davedavidson2904 6 років тому +16

      Kameron Baylor Kevin Durant was a former teammate of Russell westbrook and is often called a snake because he left and joined the Warriors after They lost to them in the Playoffs. Classic KD Snake joke

  • @cainpoe
    @cainpoe 7 років тому +79

    Payton is just one those people you can't hate.

  • @triangle2367
    @triangle2367 6 років тому +97

    The KD and Russel part made me laugh really hard.

  • @irvsaguilar894
    @irvsaguilar894 7 років тому +1084

    memes we're created 😂

  • @TheJFS123
    @TheJFS123 7 років тому +119

    Best ESPY monologue of all time

  • @briantcruz3120
    @briantcruz3120 7 років тому +981

    damm 🔥 he is a goat in so many levels 🔥

    • @Dejusticed
      @Dejusticed 7 років тому +3

      Goat? Hmm, isn't top 5 tbh. He isn't even gonna be the stat king for much longer. Brees is definitely better, brady better, montana better, Marino better, Unitas better. I mean I could go for days. I live in Indiana, saw peyton every week his entire career. Great regular season quarterback. Even great under pressure during the regular season. But, when it came to the playoffs, he sure knew how to throw a dud.

    • @formeraxe117
      @formeraxe117 7 років тому +17

      If you don't even consider him top 3, then you have no idea what you're talking about. Peyton was one of the greatest QBs to ever live. Only person I put above him is Brady.

    • @Dejusticed
      @Dejusticed 7 років тому +2

      You say that because you are a peyton homer. He only won 2 titles. Dude if he was a goat status wins 4 with what he had. If you think he is better than montana/brady/brees/marino/unitas, you are a casual fan or nuthugger. If you think he is 3 than you think he is better than brees. That makes you a moron. Brees has better everything stat wise and won a super bowl head to head vs peyton. Brees has never had a pro bowl WR btw.

    • @formeraxe117
      @formeraxe117 7 років тому +9

      Well, I was hoping for honorable discourse, but I can see that you are already insulting me. You are now not worth my time. Good day.

    • @formeraxe117
      @formeraxe117 7 років тому +6

      Coming from the guy whose picture is Conor McGregor, along with your name being "King Conor." I could say the same to you.

  • @kerloz2589
    @kerloz2589 4 роки тому +1

    Dude is just naturally funny. Doesn't take himself too seriously and it's very refreshing.

  • @Kngdrah
    @Kngdrah 6 років тому +1453

    I had to come here after watching Danica Patrick's monologue. I feel better now

  • @Sumdumfilipino
    @Sumdumfilipino 7 років тому +1889

    Russell trying so hard to not laugh

    • @jamescompas2329
      @jamescompas2329 6 років тому +3

      Captain Dingleberry Wilson or Westbrook ? Lol

    • @joshloach9016
      @joshloach9016 6 років тому +9

      Captain Dingleberry if I were him I would be laughing too hard

    • @Samuelfish2k
      @Samuelfish2k 6 років тому

      Seriously... Fuckers gonna die and never get that tryhard expression off his face. As if he’s got it so hard.

    • @TheRafaelBond
      @TheRafaelBond 4 роки тому

      Not really though

  • @omarquintanilla696
    @omarquintanilla696 6 років тому +29

    - 8:00 "Gatorade fierce, It's the Papa John's of sports drinks" LMFAO

  • @Fostermoving54
    @Fostermoving54 6 років тому +355

    “The Falcons will come back!”
    2018 *Falcons lose to Browns*
    Me: “Oh no we won a game against the Falcons what will Peyton think”
    Peyton: “nationwide is not on there side”

  • @edermecinas1399
    @edermecinas1399 7 років тому +39

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