John Cena Opening Monologue at ESPYS 2016

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  • @aybanpali
    @aybanpali 8 років тому +4447

    Yall mad about a wrestler hosting the ESPYs, I'm still figuring out how the hell that microphone can float.

    • @sergiochavez1386
      @sergiochavez1386 8 років тому +51

      this comment needs more love

    • @aybanpali
      @aybanpali 8 років тому +13

      +1AndyOnly You're mad about me stealing comments, but that floating mic!? 😱

    • @JavierArochoVega
      @JavierArochoVega 8 років тому +1

      😂 hahahahahahahahahahaaha

    • @esenorteno
      @esenorteno 8 років тому +2

      you already killed the joke

    • @aybanpali
      @aybanpali 8 років тому +4

      +1AndyOnly Ok. So this conversation should be over now, right? Right. 😁

  • @Hudcrudder
    @Hudcrudder 8 років тому +3234

    Bit rude of them to have a floating suit and a microphone doing the Espys

    • @elpaco25
      @elpaco25 8 років тому +76

      i heard jokes from somewhere but i just really couldn't see anyone...

    • @greatnesspersonified4273
      @greatnesspersonified4273 8 років тому +12

      +elpaco25 HAHAHA

    • @atfabdi6322
      @atfabdi6322 8 років тому +4

      Ifwu 😂😂😂😂

    • @alydrem2190
      @alydrem2190 6 років тому +4

      Pretty nice stage shots if you ask me though :D

    • @hesham28x
      @hesham28x 6 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @paulblart4384
    @paulblart4384 8 років тому +4247

    Man, that microphone killed it!

    • @XZeeBeat
      @XZeeBeat 8 років тому +157

      Cause you cant see him

    • @NovaToga
      @NovaToga 8 років тому +22

      Lmao

    • @mannyismood8187
      @mannyismood8187 8 років тому +16

      John cena

    • @MrCleanPapi
      @MrCleanPapi 8 років тому +25

      YA TIME IS UP M Y TIME IS NOWWWWWW

    • @AfroNinja89
      @AfroNinja89 8 років тому +14

      Damn it you beat me to the punch

  • @ST-kr7hz
    @ST-kr7hz 6 років тому +2537

    Fun fact: John Cena holds the record for most Make a Wish wishes fulfilled

    • @InfamousJr
      @InfamousJr 3 роки тому +79

      GOAT

    • @timm7071
      @timm7071 3 роки тому +27

      I want to like this comment, but it's at 666 and I can't on principle.

    • @GoldMegamind
      @GoldMegamind 3 роки тому +13

      Wrong fact. He was the most requested. Fulfilled is a different story

    • @TheCrimsonTruthYouCantHandle
      @TheCrimsonTruthYouCantHandle 3 роки тому +50

      @@GoldMegamind No he has fulfilled more than anyone.

    • @chevellecommander6620
      @chevellecommander6620 3 роки тому +54

      @@GoldMegamind no he’s fulfilled the most wishes with over 650. Love him or hate him, you can’t discredit someone’s charity work.

  • @TRNFL19
    @TRNFL19 4 роки тому +1280

    Seeing Kobe there brings a tear to my eye

    • @griffinaytes3007
      @griffinaytes3007 4 роки тому +18

      Same he was just living life

    • @emilygriffin9601
      @emilygriffin9601 4 роки тому +7

      Fun fact: John Cena holds the record for most Make a Wish wishes fulfilled

    • @kvng_eric294
      @kvng_eric294 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah

    • @M76-h9q
      @M76-h9q 3 роки тому +4

      Weird how the NBA scripted the nba finals to end on father daughter day after they killed kobe the father and his daughter. Also kobe bryant died on the same day as bear bryant.

    • @CRMdrifter
      @CRMdrifter 3 роки тому +5

      @@M76-h9q please respect the dead.

  • @Logical281
    @Logical281 8 років тому +4059

    crowd was too sensitive and dead, he was hilarious

    • @Spideymrw
      @Spideymrw 8 років тому +169

      It's because of how it opened before he came out with the athletes talking about the deaths of the victims

    • @timh.2145
      @timh.2145 8 років тому +17

      +Spideymrw "victims"

    • @meenballa999
      @meenballa999 8 років тому +3

      stfu nows not the time u Nazi

    • @emmanuelenyinwa1443
      @emmanuelenyinwa1443 8 років тому +45

      90% of the crowd had no idea who he WAS.

    • @JuanTurks27
      @JuanTurks27 8 років тому +304

      +Emmanuel Enyinwa 100% of the crowd couldn't see him

  • @NorthernTemplar
    @NorthernTemplar 8 років тому +2740

    Holy shit. John Cena KILLED this.

    • @joeorler4097
      @joeorler4097 8 років тому +122

      I have nothing but respect for Cena, he was the perfect choice!!! One of the best mic workers ever & NOTHING phases him.

    • @stopthecenagarbage1154
      @stopthecenagarbage1154 8 років тому +10

      I didn't find him funny. He just told the truth about sport being all rigged just like sport entertainment. As if we could be immoral enough to laugh about that.

    • @keondretraylor3311
      @keondretraylor3311 8 років тому +1

      +Stop the Cena garbage But peoole still going to think its real

    • @stopthecenagarbage1154
      @stopthecenagarbage1154 8 років тому

      + Nate McGraw Whatever you say. Insulting people for no reason is for sissies.

    • @stopthecenagarbage1154
      @stopthecenagarbage1154 8 років тому

      God, even when he made some jokes about Cleveland, most people were shaking their head.

  • @Kookie-qn9fy
    @Kookie-qn9fy 8 років тому +3827

    People forget John Cena use to master in thuganomics 😂😂 I'm not even surprised he killed this monologue 🔥🔥

    • @MichaelDeLaRosa
      @MichaelDeLaRosa 8 років тому +93

      Thugonomics 😂😂😂. He would rap the shit out of everyone

    • @aavenzor
      @aavenzor 8 років тому +100

      I thought it was a Doctorate of Thuganomics?

    • @kevinwilson3296
      @kevinwilson3296 8 років тому +45

      +aavenzor doctor of thuganomics

    • @andysavage4991
      @andysavage4991 8 років тому +21

      +aavenzor he was a doctor so he got his Doctorate

    • @PalmdalesAdonis
      @PalmdalesAdonis 8 років тому +22

      he was holding back, it could tell

  • @scyorkshire2496
    @scyorkshire2496 4 роки тому +583

    This was prob the first time the Espy awards had a host that was the physically strongest person in the room.

    • @jacksonnewman3838
      @jacksonnewman3838 3 роки тому +9

      Lol facts

    • @animeanime7849
      @animeanime7849 3 роки тому +2

      Probably not but close to

    • @mr8883
      @mr8883 3 роки тому +19

      So true. For those in the crowd was too sensitive to laugh but also didn't roll their eyes or sigh is because they know John is stronger & can beat their ass if they got caught doing it.
      One vs One or One vs All; they know Cena will still win. LOL

    • @hazzzkayyy9026
      @hazzzkayyy9026 3 роки тому +3

      For real, this guys lifting numbers are insane

    • @horsekfobster7823
      @horsekfobster7823 3 роки тому +1

      What? NFL Linemen are in the room. John is also juiced, stick to the WWE kid

  • @Musco.
    @Musco. 3 роки тому +188

    Cena is one of the most skilled person in live microphone.

  • @chemicalpoisons
    @chemicalpoisons 8 років тому +4332

    _The Cavs parade had 1.3 million people. 1.3 million people in Cleveland, and somehow not one good quarterback?_
    Slay, Cena, slay.

    • @adk2423
      @adk2423 8 років тому +38

      savage af
      lmao

    • @blackson01
      @blackson01 8 років тому +31

      he's on point though! lol!

    • @hotman718
      @hotman718 8 років тому

      he has writers

    • @ricksanchez6510
      @ricksanchez6510 8 років тому +13

      then they showed Jim Brown i was like cmon man.

    • @NicholasFishel
      @NicholasFishel 8 років тому +7

      Manzel that cena killed it now it time for the Browns to get off that Tim couch .

  • @BasketballPlease
    @BasketballPlease 8 років тому +1833

    The Kevin Durant joke got me! hahahaha

  • @paulchoi7125
    @paulchoi7125 8 років тому +1050

    The one host in the history of the show that can say any damn thing he wants and every athlete in the room has to think twice before trying to knuckle up. Way to go Cena.

    • @dhakadhaka3155
      @dhakadhaka3155 8 років тому +13

      Brock Lesnar? Lol

    • @josephganata9617
      @josephganata9617 8 років тому +74

      Guess you didn't read the part "host in the history of the show." Lesnar was never a host of the ESPYs

    • @maddawg8164
      @maddawg8164 8 років тому +40

      Paul Heyman can host and if anybody wants to Knuckle up. Hell just CALLLL BROOOOOOOOCK LESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNARRRRRRRRRRR..

    • @dhakadhaka3155
      @dhakadhaka3155 8 років тому +2

      +Joseph Ganata I meant Brock wouldn't hesitate to knuckle up with Cena. Remember Summer Slam?

    • @zakusman1287
      @zakusman1287 8 років тому +2

      +Krismelo Porthony wwe is fake they can't fight

  • @torresthemonster
    @torresthemonster 3 роки тому +116

    The way he blended WWE and NBA is GOLDEN

    • @Rationalist101
      @Rationalist101 2 роки тому +10

      Well you see, they're all one in the same...

    • @Gmoney-yo2ly
      @Gmoney-yo2ly Рік тому +14

      Sports are rigged asf he broke it down with jokes

  • @jazzyfour
    @jazzyfour 8 років тому +313

    Man, that KD jab was off-da-chain. shit was too funny. lol

    • @25-8
      @25-8 8 років тому +1

      hell yeah

  • @Cubsmanallday
    @Cubsmanallday 8 років тому +1338

    Gotta give it to Cena, this was actually good.
    Now, about that heel turn...
    😊

    • @charlesssf.4644
      @charlesssf.4644 5 років тому +9

      Still no heel turn😒

    • @boodyjacob9322
      @boodyjacob9322 4 роки тому +7

      You might get your wish when he returns after the pandemic.

    • @trewilliams8411
      @trewilliams8411 4 роки тому +5

      Boody Jacob it will never happen John cena is a legendary pure baby face he will not turn heel 💯

    • @nachogonzaga603
      @nachogonzaga603 4 роки тому

      @@trewilliams8411 they said the same about Hogan

    • @malaxhiii
      @malaxhiii 4 роки тому +1

      @@nachogonzaga603 even doc of thugonoics which was a heel became his best character

  • @lrezistancel5751
    @lrezistancel5751 8 років тому +4572

    I don't get it, I couldn't see the host.

    • @NeonKC
      @NeonKC 8 років тому +18

      what a dumb fucking meme

    • @jasonvo2615
      @jasonvo2615 8 років тому +93

      +chaja95 Dumb? It was pure genius my friend.

    • @mannyismood8187
      @mannyismood8187 8 років тому +41

      so you watch a 10:00 minute video of a stage OK that's dumb

    • @airbatsenoj
      @airbatsenoj 8 років тому +8

      +BombShell 2.0 2 He said that because of John Cenas "You can't see me" motto

    • @mannyismood8187
      @mannyismood8187 8 років тому +1

      +T - Breezy Jones duh

  • @jcvelez915
    @jcvelez915 8 років тому +476

    Always said cena was right next to the rock for cutting the best promos ever. All us wwe fans will miss this guy when he is long gone. Respect

    • @HyperSole
      @HyperSole 8 років тому +1

      He still wrestles...

    • @cam10allday
      @cam10allday 8 років тому +2

      +HyperSole he said when he is long gone

    • @drawdengod
      @drawdengod 8 років тому

      There's still Jericho.. Personally, i found that Jericho and Rock is a tad better than Cena

    • @jjcool1194
      @jjcool1194 8 років тому

      his jokes are scripted and written out for him moron.

    • @markmata6641
      @markmata6641 8 років тому +7

      +Jj Cool it's all about delivery. His mic skills are top notch!

  • @BuckyBarnesNC
    @BuckyBarnesNC 2 роки тому +78

    John Cena is truly the best at most things he does. He’s so good.

  • @danielshamu8890
    @danielshamu8890 5 років тому +139

    RIP Kobe, legend

  • @noahda3877
    @noahda3877 8 років тому +558

    This is actually a GREAT opening monologue! Loved the "real" sports is fixed too idea haha!

    • @richyman5146
      @richyman5146 8 років тому +30

      that's what they like to do. They like to tell the truth while joking around. Pro Sports are scripted. Rivalries are scripted. No one is really a free agent. Championship winners are scripted. Everyone should see how Stephen Curry purposely missed shots and make bad plays in game 7.

    • @NoRRes97
      @NoRRes97 8 років тому

      What? is that you're excuse that steph choked in the finals huh? what about the series against okc huh? where okc was 3-1 up too? that wasn't rigged right? I'm not sure but u seem to me like salty warriors fan, just give the cavs and Lebron credit.

    • @richyman5146
      @richyman5146 8 років тому +3

      NoRRes97​ I'm not even a Steph fan. I was a Lebron fan until this finals I find out that the NBA was Scripted. Not just rigged but scripted. It's not about being a fan. I was excited when Cleveland won actually.

    • @NoRRes97
      @NoRRes97 8 років тому

      Richy Man
      what? just because some fools say the finals are scripted u believe them? and I don't believe u that, if you were a Lebron fan you would've been even more of a fan of him after these finals, cuz he maybe played the best finals a player ever played in the history of basketball, the cavs made history and just because no team ever did what they did, it's rigged?

    • @WCepheii
      @WCepheii 8 років тому +6

      The rest of the world doesn't like American Sports because, in part, they are blatantly scripted, teams can't lose, they will always gain money no matter what the hell they do, if a team sucks the other 31 teams have to share its revenue with it... I mean teams share revenue WHAT THE FUCK, if your team sucks is helped by the others, WHAT?... If a team sucks it doesn't get relegated into oblivion... WHAT?
      In True Football the system doesn't allow a script, if your team sucks it loses money, if your team sucks is relegated to minor divisions and it could eventually disappear.
      Really the American Communist Sporting System is a joke, you should change it.

  • @Twan2kool
    @Twan2kool 8 років тому +2056

    John cena should do stand-up after he retires haha

    • @jvdoles1127
      @jvdoles1127 8 років тому +4

      Ahahaha I agree xD

    • @walanho
      @walanho 8 років тому +8

      Its not his jokes he had writers

    • @RVNT9OE
      @RVNT9OE 8 років тому +69

      +MoAB you mean like most comedians...

    • @kingkong714
      @kingkong714 8 років тому +81

      Then why didn't his writers deliver those jokes? Oh, it's because John Cena is BRILLIANT on the mic!

    • @eli_0214
      @eli_0214 8 років тому +3

      +Revenant Plague most comedians write their own content

  • @conduitofthegospeldarrellb9154
    @conduitofthegospeldarrellb9154 8 років тому +298

    Nobody should be surprised by this. Cena is amongst the WWE's greatest MC's lol. His mic control while not exactly on par with The Rock or Hogan is whoever comparable. He knows how to create moments

    • @jasonalba4004
      @jasonalba4004 8 років тому +1

      lol that had to be biggest bs ever

    • @Fangirlbleach
      @Fangirlbleach 8 років тому +3

      don't forget punk and austin.

    • @micahgriffin7932
      @micahgriffin7932 8 років тому +14

      HOGAN....HOGAN....I can see u sayin the Rock but HOGAN...Fuck a Hogan CM Punk was better then Hogan Cena is toob

    • @nikocollazo
      @nikocollazo 8 років тому +2

      Hogan huh?

    • @doublea3800
      @doublea3800 8 років тому +13

      HOGAN ??? HOGAN !!!!

  • @Danish10xHD
    @Danish10xHD 8 років тому +427

    I bet in Cena's mind he was going over and over trying not to say "welcome to Monday night raw"

    • @mike8pow
      @mike8pow 8 років тому +1

      He'll yeah

    • @timetotalk1071
      @timetotalk1071 8 років тому

      😂😂

    • @kolbyslife3795
      @kolbyslife3795 8 років тому +9

      But he is on Smackdown.

    • @HTXLemarc
      @HTXLemarc 8 років тому +4

      He wasn't at the time, and plus he was on Raw for 10 plus years

  • @bakurawthesupersaiyanhair937
    @bakurawthesupersaiyanhair937 8 років тому +70

    made me proud to be a John Cena fan

  • @Rariix22
    @Rariix22 8 років тому +49

    Cena on the mic is always gold.

  • @roaches23
    @roaches23 8 років тому +132

    He can wrestle, rap and be a stand up comedian. is there anything he can't do?

  • @Markus6012
    @Markus6012 8 років тому +23

    a polite, charming, clever, freestyler. He entertained millions for years. Ofc he killed it.

  • @nickcodair1531
    @nickcodair1531 8 років тому +50

    "Which is surprising cause the Irish aren't really known for pulling out" Cena killed it

  • @JosephHaija
    @JosephHaija 3 роки тому +61

    John Cena needs his own Netflix Special. The man is a gem indeed!
    P.S.: Seeing Kobe laughing makes my heart ache. We miss you and love you :(

    • @likeaphoenix6
      @likeaphoenix6 3 роки тому +1

      He is indeed a gem

    • @bagtea
      @bagtea 2 роки тому +1

      he needs to be at Comedy central roast

  • @MIYAGIDEW
    @MIYAGIDEW 8 років тому +920

    I was hoping they would play his theme song......

  • @maxmeyerson1838
    @maxmeyerson1838 8 років тому +156

    jim brown after that cleveland joke had the look of, "if i was 40 years younger id walk up there and lay him out"

    • @mattthaxx9736
      @mattthaxx9736 8 років тому +4

      Jim Brown always looks like that lmaoo But his wife was shaking her head 😂😂

    • @mauriciocortez8640
      @mauriciocortez8640 8 років тому +46

      Cena would kick out before one though

    • @jaimeh8246
      @jaimeh8246 8 років тому +1

      +mauricio cortez 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jessygarci
      @jessygarci 8 років тому +5

      +mthaxx 20 That's his wife ? I thought that was his daughter ! Money talks and bullsh*t walks" .😶

    • @jidward
      @jidward 8 років тому

      Lol

  • @mikep8782
    @mikep8782 8 років тому +316

    John Cena: where am I?
    Doctor: ICU
    Cena: you can't

  • @davenorth8922
    @davenorth8922 5 років тому +90

    I was worried that the audience wouldn't accept a "fake" athlete but he knocked it out of the park. Good stuff.

    • @GarryG
      @GarryG 3 роки тому +14

      What do u mean by fake athlete??? Dude is physically way stronger than most of the athletes presnet in espys

    • @davenorth8922
      @davenorth8922 3 роки тому +4

      @@GarryG - The ill-informed people who watch are are the only people who know they really do get hurt. Others see them as the Three Stooges and think it is only a joke. It's athletic entertainment according to the New Jersey Athletic Commission.

    • @GarryG
      @GarryG 3 роки тому +5

      @@davenorth8922 well people can say what they want ... literally no body cares...John Cena can lift big show and edge at the same time..dude has tremendous strength . ...well fake is just a stupid word .. they are professional athletes..by fake it simply means everyone can be WWE superstar which is just a lil odd...

    • @GarryG
      @GarryG 3 роки тому +2

      @@davenorth8922 we have seen Owen hart dyin in the ring ...🤷🤷🤷edge havin a neck injury n took him 10 yrs to recover from it....

    • @davenorth8922
      @davenorth8922 3 роки тому +1

      @@GarryG - I remember back in my day watching a wrestler take a blow to the chest that injure his heart. He died in the ring. I used to watch my sons play Little League Baseball with Nature Boy's kids. They went to school together. . He is a good man and a wonderful Father You're preaching to the choir.

  • @ChipJohnson
    @ChipJohnson 3 роки тому +41

    I hadn't seen this until now. Cena absolutely killed it. The dude is legit hilarious.

  • @soggybottom
    @soggybottom 8 років тому +47

    He killed it! He reaaaaaaaaaaaaly killed it!

  • @milothaloser1443
    @milothaloser1443 8 років тому +104

    Damn... Like him or not Johns a great speaker and a great entertainer I feel like he might go into comedy after his career

  • @andnintyfour
    @andnintyfour 8 років тому +149

    This deserves an Oscar he nailed it!

  • @robertbisbal6252
    @robertbisbal6252 8 років тому +82

    Man he killed it. The Doctor of thuganomics and leader of the Cenation.

  • @seekillumination4109
    @seekillumination4109 8 років тому +44

    Cena is a savage.

  • @jaythevibe7130
    @jaythevibe7130 8 років тому +138

    Man he just summed it up 1.3 mill and not a good qb Aaron Rodgers face nailed it

    • @akilbrazier1421
      @akilbrazier1421 8 років тому +11

      Rodgers made that face like "Oooh that was a low blow" lol

    • @johnnybravo8129
      @johnnybravo8129 8 років тому +3

      Lmao his face was priceless

  • @brianhoward5507
    @brianhoward5507 8 років тому +171

    Lmao mannnnnn he really had me rolling the entire time bruh

  • @jbizz80
    @jbizz80 8 років тому +676

    Jim Brown probably hasn't smiled since the 70s.

    • @emassop
      @emassop 8 років тому +1

      lol

    • @JackNapierhahaha
      @JackNapierhahaha 8 років тому +4

      truuu

    • @StoicLoneWolf380
      @StoicLoneWolf380 8 років тому +4

      bruh

    • @user-sz6kp1tn6c
      @user-sz6kp1tn6c 8 років тому +4

      he's lebrons hometown hero😂😂😂😂 back when the Cleveland browns used to dominate the NFL

    • @matthewricard7045
      @matthewricard7045 6 років тому +1

      JBiz80 why would he smile? He played in Cleveland lol I would be depressed also

  • @IblewuponyourfaceIII
    @IblewuponyourfaceIII 8 років тому +122

    John Cena brought back the Doctor of Thuganomics, back!!

    • @lazeruslaz8199
      @lazeruslaz8199 6 років тому +1

      No, this is actually still a little tame compared to his days as the Doctor

  • @brookemendoza7561
    @brookemendoza7561 7 років тому +18

    "What a diva right?" Lol has/had me joked!!!!😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @MrAlisted619
    @MrAlisted619 8 років тому +153

    Man I wanted him to come in with" your host for tonight....
    And his name is John Cenaaaaaaaaa

    • @juniorcarmelomeoli1309
      @juniorcarmelomeoli1309 8 років тому

      lmfao that would have been epic dudeee...

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan 8 років тому

      Dundundundun.....

    • @waynedorsey8885
      @waynedorsey8885 8 років тому +2

      He's gonna get in the ring and put boots to asses......at the WWE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERSLAMMMM!!!!!

  • @HereBrandonis
    @HereBrandonis 8 років тому +348

    Didn't expect Cena to do that well with the jokes lol.
    WWE has there chain around his neck.
    they would NEVER let him say the WWE is scripted on RAW.

    • @greatnesspersonified4273
      @greatnesspersonified4273 8 років тому +15

      Better mic skills than Roman Reigns

    • @jonnyOysters
      @jonnyOysters 8 років тому +16

      Why would he need to... You don't see people on TV shows saying hey this isn't really real?

    • @anissamichelle23
      @anissamichelle23 8 років тому +7

      +Keefe Keefe john cena always had better mic skills then anyone in the last decade. (: besides Edge tho lol

    • @KingOfOmashu
      @KingOfOmashu 8 років тому +1

      I don't think he was being serious when he said it was rigged. I'm almost certain it was a shot at Ayesha Curry for her tweet during the NBA Finals.

    • @imsteezy1
      @imsteezy1 8 років тому +18

      Everyone knows the Wwe is rigged, it's sorta like you gotta make fun of yourself before making fun of others. I know personally I was wondering why John Cena is hosting but then I remembered that WWE stars careers is basically working a mic & controlling a room.

  • @abdmanable
    @abdmanable 8 років тому +4

    one of the best on the mic.. rap,act,entertain,make a live performing and speaks languages .. respect

  • @rickhaun
    @rickhaun 6 років тому +22

    John Cena was the Best Host ever!!!

  • @toro4781
    @toro4781 6 років тому +2

    still watching this on 2019. this monologue was great!

  • @westsideisdabest7825
    @westsideisdabest7825 8 років тому +615

    He didn't come out to his theme music..

    • @kadeshia.a.2764
      @kadeshia.a.2764 8 років тому +38

      ikr. wished they played it

    • @MegaLlamalord
      @MegaLlamalord 8 років тому +4

      I doubt the WWE allowed them to do it.

    • @MegaLlamalord
      @MegaLlamalord 8 років тому

      Yankee Fan yes I know, but I don't know how many rights WWE holds to it. Since the song was created for the WWE

    • @jpt9488
      @jpt9488 8 років тому

      Thank god

    • @listentopomo3287
      @listentopomo3287 8 років тому +1

      lmao!!! "lay that ass down for a three second tan"

  • @a.w.b.9971
    @a.w.b.9971 8 років тому +55

    "Pretty good Seat Kev, I expected to see you ahhhh... off in the Corner." - *I DIED*

  • @turner9324
    @turner9324 8 років тому +242

    When KD's pic show on, I'm actually can image how embarrass on Curry's face.

  • @kevwiz369
    @kevwiz369 6 років тому +9

    Cena is good at everything. Born performer. Good human being.

  • @kirbysir675
    @kirbysir675 7 років тому +16

    john cena has great stage presence!

  • @xdagreat-_-6acc445
    @xdagreat-_-6acc445 8 років тому +402

    john cena secretly. just exposed the nbA

    • @kabagemayannick5097
      @kabagemayannick5097 5 років тому +5

      xdagreat -_-6aCC *clears throat* finals suspensions

    • @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821
      @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821 4 роки тому +12

      tbf at this rate the NBA might as well be Basketball WWE

    • @chris_sales8909
      @chris_sales8909 3 роки тому

      @@somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821 it’s stupid they don’t tell us it’s entertainment

  • @dmoney1148
    @dmoney1148 2 роки тому +40

    That Lebron and KD joke was definitely top tier 😂😂😂

    • @brettulmer5300
      @brettulmer5300 2 роки тому

      Nooo the terriable 12th hole joke on Dwight Howard went over so many peoples heads 😂😂😂😂

    • @Gmoney-yo2ly
      @Gmoney-yo2ly Рік тому +2

      That Peyton and papa John joke was hilarious

  • @dwaynebolden4941
    @dwaynebolden4941 8 років тому +24

    John Cena was savage🔥🔥🔥💯

  • @elhefe6029
    @elhefe6029 3 роки тому +2

    I love you Kobe. You literally brought basketball to a kid who hated it. You made me love the sport, you give me the strength and confidence knowing if I work hard I can accomplish nearly ANYTHING I set my mind to. And I hope many other people had the same experience as I. In a weird way, I truly believe it was your time to go.

    • @CraigMcGuinn
      @CraigMcGuinn 2 роки тому

      You mean go as in retire, right?

  • @shaun1364
    @shaun1364 7 років тому +527

    😂😂 KD always getting roasted at these awards

    • @kabagemayannick5097
      @kabagemayannick5097 5 років тому +8

      AT 01 He got titles tho

    • @quinnk6327
      @quinnk6327 4 роки тому +7

      the peyton manning one was the best lol

    • @brownhead31
      @brownhead31 3 роки тому

      @@quinnk6327 funny that peyton roasted him the following

  • @aphiwematyolo3004
    @aphiwematyolo3004 5 років тому +6

    The guy is wonderful, the best promo-talker ever.

  • @raylopez7544
    @raylopez7544 4 роки тому +38

    R.I.P. Kobe💛💜

  • @KStylez1998
    @KStylez1998 8 років тому +169

    honestly when cena cpmpared obj to Koko B Ware i thought he was going to use enzo amore

  • @drakeashtonmontefalco6603
    @drakeashtonmontefalco6603 2 роки тому +4

    John Cena got me rolling damn he's great at giving promos

  • @annechristine4260
    @annechristine4260 8 років тому +19

    "most stupendous way possible...in the middle of the night in the off season...what a diva right?"😂😂Thas Timmy fa you😂😂

  • @haroldz21
    @haroldz21 8 років тому +5

    thx for quick uplod

  • @Gonzooooooo44
    @Gonzooooooo44 4 роки тому +79

    When he said to Kobe “he’s gonna be fine he’ll be alright” 😢

    • @trayhops6967
      @trayhops6967 4 роки тому

      @@tyheemchristian3815 Watch This ua-cam.com/video/9boIGNt16ew/v-deo.html

    • @primedemarr
      @primedemarr 3 роки тому +1

      @@tyheemchristian3815 kobe most likely isn’t in heaven

    • @actionjackson8642
      @actionjackson8642 3 роки тому +1

      @@primedemarr Unfortunately, most people won't be 😥, but I don't know if Kobe was spiritual,, he could have been in his downtime 🤷‍♂️. Praise God Almighty. He is good all the time. 👍

  • @heights163
    @heights163 8 років тому +1220

    Who tf is the host? I can't see him.

  • @1closer
    @1closer 3 роки тому +1

    I love to come back to espy monologues while I’m smoking . This is now the best espy opening

  • @cflo1386
    @cflo1386 8 років тому +17

    The Manning and Papa Johns joke was great.

  • @thebigson8721
    @thebigson8721 8 років тому +247

    I want to see Paul heyman hosting next year

    • @thirdworldrenegade
      @thirdworldrenegade 8 років тому +79

      One of two things would happen. 1. Paul Heyman would knock it out of the park... Or 2. Paul Heyman would promote Brock Lesnar shamelessly. Either way, I'm sold.

    • @keezus6727
      @keezus6727 8 років тому +1

      +Mohammed Islam lmao

    • @angeldudefilmz
      @angeldudefilmz 8 років тому

      +Mohammed Islam Me too. I nevetr watched the ESPY's, but Heyman hosting, I am with it.

    • @aaronmatthew1672
      @aaronmatthew1672 8 років тому

      +Mohammed Islam lmao same thing I thought promote the beast I'm with it or destroy the crowd with a barrage of jokes I'm still with it it's a win win. book it espn jerks.

    • @driv21
      @driv21 8 років тому +7

      Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman

  • @Islandsamoa1274
    @Islandsamoa1274 6 років тому +10

    Kobe and manning jokes about no passing got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂..that was good cena

  • @Marsh9090
    @Marsh9090 8 років тому +25

    John Cena is the fucking man

  • @alexthayne5209
    @alexthayne5209 3 роки тому +1

    This popped up on Kobe’s anniversary and I’ve never been so stumped that this still happened. RIP Kobe, Legend 💜

  • @collincorbean6357
    @collincorbean6357 8 років тому +308

    When he said the wwe was rigged he should have said " am I right Ayesha?! "

    • @coachhhhhhh
      @coachhhhhhh 8 років тому +30

      That wouldn't been funny af, Curry would've been pissed tho

    • @listentopomo3287
      @listentopomo3287 8 років тому +28

      lmao! I bet he had that in his script but they wouldn't let him say it

    • @NathanDinickle
      @NathanDinickle 8 років тому +7

      I don't think the writers would of done that. However if they did, I would of absolutely been dead lol.

    • @MrMuaythai84
      @MrMuaythai84 8 років тому +1

      wwe is script because cena the main guy and he sucks

    • @m1r__
      @m1r__ 8 років тому

      justhateme israel
      L of the year candidate #39

  • @amattchronism
    @amattchronism 8 років тому +10

    "pretty good seat Kev. I expected to see you off in the corner"
    this one got me. really good monologue, I love how uncomfortable it made all the shills in the room

  • @connorjohnson526
    @connorjohnson526 8 років тому +12

    the Irish people pullin out joke had me Rollin😂😂

  • @hersheygregana301
    @hersheygregana301 8 років тому +6

    I love you John Cena you rock!!! Cena and Bella! !perfect together! !

  • @jatanbhatt3792
    @jatanbhatt3792 4 роки тому +2

    I can't believe I didn't see this until today....John Cena is just an incredible speaker. Wish I could've seen him tho.

  • @tawakalahmed1401
    @tawakalahmed1401 5 років тому +19

    " luke Walton is their new head couch and their best player " 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HTXLemarc
    @HTXLemarc 8 років тому +95

    1.3 million people in Cleveland?
    Flip it
    3.1 million
    The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals

  • @jacobrklein7175
    @jacobrklein7175 5 років тому +3

    I remember this, and was laughing my butt off. Cena is a natural host.

  • @noeluhli9224
    @noeluhli9224 8 років тому +12

    wow, he's actually really good, nice delivery, great energy. Damn Cena!

  • @evelynsahoe8896
    @evelynsahoe8896 Рік тому

    Huge part of being a wrestler is building hype on the mic and connecting with the audience, not surprised at all he killed this.

  • @mkupoi
    @mkupoi 2 роки тому +2

    He nailed it. Underrated hero.

  • @jpgiles1725
    @jpgiles1725 3 роки тому +57

    John Cena's monologue about rigged sports is more real than people realize.

    • @Elthenar
      @Elthenar 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, a Tim Donaghy joke wouldn't have been amiss.

    • @gg6498
      @gg6498 2 роки тому +7

      Sport's are indeed scripted bruh it's entertainment business but it's 99% scripted and 1% is the real sh!t that is Because sometimes script fails

    • @reggie1000aire
      @reggie1000aire 2 роки тому +4

      Factsssss players are coming out saying what he said in plain sight now

  • @horacrux
    @horacrux 8 років тому +4

    Love this. For him. Keep it going cena

  • @mrlij6534
    @mrlij6534 5 місяців тому

    Cena did great. His delivery is really good. he could do standup with a gang of writers, he has great timing and delivery

  • @dvegalawrence9617
    @dvegalawrence9617 Рік тому +5

    5:34 Jim brown’s reaction never gets old 😭 RIP !

  • @Alkiel
    @Alkiel 8 років тому +19

    that vince McMann roger goodell roast was jokes

  • @cartercecy8254
    @cartercecy8254 8 років тому +17

    Speaking of finishing... 😂😂😂 cena is a fucking savage

  • @theone3241
    @theone3241 2 роки тому +5

    Cena was the best espy host by far

  • @Wangste002
    @Wangste002 6 років тому +2

    The best monologue I've ever heard

  • @hitdoctor24
    @hitdoctor24 8 років тому +2

    Legendary monologue. Cena killed it

  • @yetarlin
    @yetarlin 8 років тому +20

    That was a great intro, I was laughing the whole time A+++

  • @joykhan8998
    @joykhan8998 8 років тому +7

    great mic skills

  • @MrZahsome
    @MrZahsome 8 років тому +6

    John Cena joking about the Lakers had me dying lmao

  • @ccol009
    @ccol009 4 роки тому +34

    Damn. I was laughing, enjoying the video/ show, then hearing him just mention Kobe just brought me down to silence for a moment...
    Thank You Kobe... for all the memories. I remember playing with your character waaay back when I was a boy on the Play Station on that game NBA STREET Volume 2! ✊🏽Rest In Peace Mamba!

  • @MajedJHD
    @MajedJHD 4 роки тому +9

    oh god, the moment I saw Kobe in this video :((

  • @whitedevil2
    @whitedevil2 8 років тому +122

    i wasn't ready to have any fun until he asked if everyone was ready to have some fun. and then repeated it. then i was ready.