@@Rakettivuori because considering hes an insider with premium knowledge, he knows both of them might have already been spit roasted many times. the way they look like now, they'd probably have a revolving door right about now. they got the kardashian soup in them.
@@JohnStockton7459 they have talked to comedians at roasts before and most celebrities come in with some jokes but they all get jokes and help from comedy writers. They said the whole reason guys like the situation and ann coulter were so bad is they didnt want the writers jokes and instead went with their own
@@rickDArula Every single person up there that isn’t a comedian have their jokes written by Comedy Central writers . I thought it was well known at this point. Seth Myers used to be one of those writers and I think Jeff Ross writes for the celebrities too .
@@jaygee5874 yeah you're 100 percent right, but all i said was Blake does stand up comedy in his free time , so if anything some of those jokes were probably his and if anything he got help with joke structure delivery and flow and yes , alot of the writers help non comedians . Either way Comedy Central roasts are funny and we need another one soon.
@@michaelv4871 I wasn’t asking for the time in the video when it happened genius. I was pointing out that he wrote “the only times” instead of “time”. If he hadn’t omitted “of” after “one” it would make sense, but he did so it’s a complete mess of a sentence.
Seeing how much the whole crowd respected Peyton almost brought tears to my eyes. Grew up in Indianapolis in the 90's and 2000's so Peyton was my QB. Love that guy.
“Five years ago, Soda Pop Curtis here tweeted I was done. Finished”. Peyton Manning was a little more than low-key pissed about that failed spoiler. Hahaha
@Jon Hesson haha I don’t think anyone likes james cordon, he’s pretty much universally hated. I believe people watch his content solely because americans are obsessed with the celebrities he has on.
He loves being made fun of. He jokes about everything in his life in his stand up and nothing is out of bounds. It is so healthy to be so ok with yourself. I don’t think I could handle how hard they came at him.
which is weird...sometimes these guys just have strange faces on roasts. I don't know if he was really upset...but he sure did a great job of looking like he was.
I thought Payton went hard, but Blake is the MAN. HE should have starred in Space Jam 2, not James, not Curry. Griffen is a good actor, and funny as hell.
99% sure All of these guys had multiple Writers to do their material, That being said, All 3 absolutely killed on the delivery.Even if you have good jokes if you can't deliver them It might suck anyway
Even with ghost writers, timing, tone & delivery are keys to jokes working, and Peyton Manning had all that...plus the dichotomy of mean jokes coming from a nice guy.
Peyton Manning to Pete Davison, “whatever disease you have, you can beat it.”🤣🤣🤣
Yea funny 😂 we might’ve seen the same video
That joke had me crying...
FF: pete actually has a cronic disease*
@@Chirridki haha did we ?
beiber roast that guy says to pete i dont know what race you are ,but youre weird n i dont like you :D
All 3 were amazing. But Blake's comment about half the NBA and Rappers loving Jenner's daughters was gold.
He knew what he was talking about
@@Rakettivuori because considering hes an insider with premium knowledge, he knows both of them might have already been spit roasted many times. the way they look like now, they'd probably have a revolving door right about now. they got the kardashian soup in them.
Blakes daddy issue joke killed me😂
The white dick joke was better.
@@donellmuniz590 prove it :)
@@haydengentry7399 I laughed harder 😂.
@@donellmuniz590 fair point mate😂
Such an ambiguous comment thread
I never would’ve expected Peyton Manning to be roasting people, but damn he’s good😂😂
watch his ESPYs intro... it's so good
He is not only good, unlike other roasters on this panel, he did not make a single rude or insensitive remark that others masqueraded as jokes...
@Bob Saget yeah he for sure had writers. I think blake wrote his own though or at least got help on some cause he actually pursues comedy
@@JohnStockton7459 they have talked to comedians at roasts before and most celebrities come in with some jokes but they all get jokes and help from comedy writers. They said the whole reason guys like the situation and ann coulter were so bad is they didnt want the writers jokes and instead went with their own
He’s like the nicest guy in sports ever so its great to see him cuttin it up……he was throwin some for real digs😂😂luv luv luv him❤️❤️
Talking about Peyton Manning, he roasted KD so hard that he turned into a Brooklyn Net.
Rob was so happy. How many of them before the show was talking about how big dumb head Peyton is gonna faulter. Man came out slaying spade.
Who is kd?
@@MrJinxandMissLucyKevin Durant the NBA player
Why is no one talking about Blake Griffin not missing any shots??!?!?! That is a one time thing people!!!
Blake went off 😭
@@16hundred Griffin didn't give af.
Hes actually a comedian during the off season
Chris Paul probably did enough of that when they played with each other lol
@@rickywilliams5895 oo
Blake just straight up slayed
Peyton's joke about Ann Coulter is the funniest roast I've ever heard.
I didnt get It
I thought it was a bit too on the horses nose.
@@mikeolgo5532 He’s implying Ann Coulter looks like a horse
@@mikeolgo5532 The Kentucky Derby is one of the biggest horse races in America. He called her a horse, as in she has a horsey face.
@lambdatau118ful only US and Canada knows him
Spade’s reaction to Peyton going after him is the highlight of this whole vid lmao
He was so mad 😂
He was not expecting to be handed like that lmao. Peyton manhandled him lol. After the 4th joke I was like ayo man Dave cant take much more lol
Nooooooo Peyton... 😂
Got violated n couldn’t take the smoke.
Holy fuck, Blake Griffin didn't miss a damn BEAT!!! Whoever wrote his jokes, goddamn you did good!!
He does stand up on the side so I'm sure alot of it was his.
He probably had some help with his set tho
@@rickDArula Every single person up there that isn’t a comedian have their jokes written by Comedy Central writers . I thought it was well known at this point. Seth Myers used to be one of those writers and I think Jeff Ross writes for the celebrities too .
@@jaygee5874 yeah you're 100 percent right, but all i said was Blake does stand up comedy in his free time , so if anything some of those jokes were probably his and if anything he got help with joke structure delivery and flow and yes , alot of the writers help non comedians . Either way Comedy Central roasts are funny and we need another one soon.
@@jaygee5874 Anthony Jesselnik and Whitney Cummings used to write for past roasts as well.
I think Jesselnik wrote for Fallon too.
@@rickDArula Jeselnik literally never got anything into the final program on Fallon because his jokes were too dark. Just a fun fact.
Peyton’s Jimmy Carr roast is one the only times I’ve ever seen someone come back at Jimmy
Greetings to a gunner in a random video..
Times? How many times?
@@fezzik7619 3:33
@@michaelv4871 I wasn’t asking for the time in the video when it happened genius. I was pointing out that he wrote “the only times” instead of “time”. If he hadn’t omitted “of” after “one” it would make sense, but he did so it’s a complete mess of a sentence.
@@fezzik7619You must be fun at parties…
Peyton Manning walking up to the mic like "its time to fuck up everyone's day"
"I'm sorry, you were so nice earlier" 😭
Peyton manning and David spade are such a random collection of people
Peyton is known as the funniest NFL player of all time. He belongs. Spade belongs. But Ann Coulter??
@@donellmuniz590 honestly thank god she was on there because the jokes about her were straight fire
@@michaelbrajkovich1999 for every other roast it was all in good fun. When talking abt her, you can tell everyone genuinely hated her lmao
@@Chimken_nunget why does everybody hate her? Who is she?
@@johnkim1351 she’s a conservative talking head who has some very problematic views
Let's be real: Shaq's set is legendary.
tbf it was written for him, Blake does his own comedy.
@@austinfull8941 how do you know
Let's not forget Shaq set up numerous roasts and they were pretty epic
Payton’s was to my god lmfao
He did CP3 DIRTY DIRTY lmfao
Seeing how much the whole crowd respected Peyton almost brought tears to my eyes. Grew up in Indianapolis in the 90's and 2000's so Peyton was my QB. Love that guy.
“Five years ago, Soda Pop Curtis here tweeted I was done. Finished”.
Peyton Manning was a little more than low-key pissed about that failed spoiler. Hahaha
“Here in America getting Jimmy Car means you couldn’t get Russell Brand” dead AF 💀
@Jon Hesson haha I don’t think anyone likes james cordon, he’s pretty much universally hated. I believe people watch his content solely because americans are obsessed with the celebrities he has on.
Peyton needs to be a regular on these dang Roasts... Seriously. He’s hilarious
Pete Davidson beat everyone in having fun tonight. He had more fun than the actual person getting roasted every single time
He loves being made fun of. He jokes about everything in his life in his stand up and nothing is out of bounds. It is so healthy to be so ok with yourself. I don’t think I could handle how hard they came at him.
Pete legit seems like the coolest dude ever. Like y'all could just smoke and roast each other all day long. He's a real one
“I’m gonna give it to you straight, witch I knew is new to you” oh my😂😂
Blake’s the best one on here simply because he wrote his own material and it was genuinely good. None of the others did that.
He did? That's pretty impressive!
There is no way he wrote his own stuff
@@dewalt4594 someone said Blake does stand up on the side so high chance he did wrote them by himself
None? Not even Jeff Ross or Nicky glasser
@@ShawnFX *write
Blake Griffin absolutely killed it! He was hilarious
Blake Griffin is a real comedian, So funny!
Blake griffin could take a career in comedy. He really hits the right points in the jokes and his timing was better than half the Hollywood folks.
Glazer trying so hard to contain her laugh after Peyton’s Ann Coulter joke is everything
"Dont give up kid! Whatever disease you have, you can beat it!" - I'm dead
Kevin Hart introduces Shaq saying "LET'S GET READY TO MUMBLE!!! that was a riot!! Peyton Manning definitely the man he can be very funny!!
David Spade seemed legitimately bothered by Peytons jokes 😂😂
He was mad that peyton was funnier than him
You could obviously tell he wasn’t very pleased to a point .
Probably more bothered by the fact he's still living in Chris Farley's shadow for 27 years.
especially towards the end. he was steaming inside 😂
which is weird...sometimes these guys just have strange faces on roasts. I don't know if he was really upset...but he sure did a great job of looking like he was.
"Whatever disease you have, you can beat it" 😂😂😂
I thought Payton went hard, but Blake is the MAN. HE should have starred in Space Jam 2, not James, not Curry. Griffen is a good actor, and funny as hell.
Blake Griffin: Who’d you expect, Elmer Fudd?
Bugs Bunny: That joke again?
Blake: Oh like you don’t say what’s up doc every day?
The one takeaway from this is, after Basketball, Blake Griffin needs to go on the road. Seriously. Good timing.
Blake Griffin .. whoaaaa that “Larry bird “ joke .. had me dying .. she looked devastated lol. … I know that hurt her feelings 😂😂😂😂😂.
I love Peyton Manning, but damn I forgot how much Blake killed his set!!🤣🤣🤣
No f*cking joke!! BLAKE GRIFFIN is my new hero!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peyton Manning was extremely hilarious. He handled himself like a champ.
Blake was amazingly funny. Wow. Had me rolling on the floor.
Damn Shaq and Kevin Hart... that height difference got me
You have to see the full roast where Hannibal looks at Shaq and Hart together and says "is this a roast? Or Tyler Perry's 'of mice and men'"? 😂
"Why you gotta bring jesus in your mess" got me rolling for 5 min
Blake just killed The Jenner
If shaq was a cop arresting me i would be shitting bricks.
That’s why I keep a free throw line costume in my car when I’m in Miami…
Shaq is naturally the first person I think of when somebody says "athlete"
The daddy issues joke was JUST SAVAGE 💀💀💀
Peyton Manning is on another level!!!! 😂 😂
When Kevin stood next to Shaq Kevin was probably thinking “Dad?” 😂
caitlyn jenner and sara silverman take roasts like no body else its so impressive
“Ya look like Nephew Jemimah” 💀💀💀
The Russell brand line was 🔥🔥🔥
Peyton still throwing heat 🔥
He threw more heat here than in SB50.
You can tell David spade was hurt by Peytons roast
Blake Griffin just straight up killed it man🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Kevin Hart said „ready to mumble“, I expected Mike Tyson to come on.
Jimmy Carr is literally the funniest comedian ive ever seen.
99% sure All of these guys had multiple Writers to do their material, That being said, All 3 absolutely killed on the delivery.Even if you have good jokes if you can't deliver them It might suck anyway
Blake actually wrote his own set
Shaq took a moment to shoot at the Lakers 😭😂🤣
Griffin out here committing war crimes 😂
Damn Peyton throwing shots at Brady from retirement
Peyton’s Brady line was legendary 😂
Who wrote peytons set? That dad joke was roast battle quality
Most likely Anthony Jeselnick, he's a writer for the show
Yep. Lol
Ba-la-ke killed it!
Blake Griffin chose violence that night
It’s impressive the way Comedy Central keeps inventing new ways to recycle old material for new add revenue.
There’s mostly stuff I’ve seen but there’s definitely new content if you haven’t seen the full roasts
Yeah but they didn’t put any ads in this video
If it's not broke, don't fix it
Ad*
“And Martha Stewart’s Baby Daddy” I died laughing
Shaq been funny but Blake and what how he went in was epic
Shaq absolutely annihilated. My guy! 😂
Peyton and Blake are damn good
Blake destroyed the Jenner's 🤣🤣🤣
Peytons Pete Davidson roast was top notch 😂☠️
The Caitlyn lines by Blake were phenomenal
That tomorrow Brady joke slayed
Of course Peyton gets a standing ovation.
What a legend
I have to say whoever wrote that for Blake Griffin did a phenomenal job ....I give Blake his credit he delivered it right and pulled it off
Given Blake has been known for comedy stuff for a while, he probably wrote a majority of his jokes.
Lol it's funny because at 10:45 I think blake griffin truly meant he was sorry 🤣🤣🤣
blake griffin took that personally
Pete Davidson has the absolutely best reactions when someone says something funny. Love that guy.
4:13 he was really happy with the joke! He genuinely is a very nice person
Blake Griffin is a menace and he must be stopped 💀😭
BRING these roasts BACK!! Classic Legendary RANTZZZ!!!
Alec Baldwin's hardest things in life list has a new addition, it has in fact shot up to the top of the list
I had to get it out sorry
Wherever Shaq goes, he mentions his rings.
“Thank you Webster” 😂😂😂
Pete taking jokes is actually my favorite thing 😂😂
You know they had to make a special helmet for manning 🥚 head😂😂😂
I now listen to Peyton Manning and want to hear about Peytonville...
😆
The nation wide pun was a gem
This is the best roast video ive seen! So funny!!!
Blake killed it
Best quote, Peyton Manning “Thank You, Thank You… thank you thank you thankyou, Thank you, thank you thank you thank you, thank you and Thank you
Blake really killed that!🤣🤣🤧
Bruh, Peyton CRUSHED it.
Between the Jimmy Carr and Pete Davidson jokes he absolutely slayed!!!
After this, I guess we can say Blake Griffin is in the GOAT conversation.
😂 😂
Interactions I've never thought would see: Peyton Manning joking about Jimmy Carr
Even with ghost writers, timing, tone & delivery are keys to jokes working, and Peyton Manning had all that...plus the dichotomy of mean jokes coming from a nice guy.
It was even more awesome seeing you do it backstage to a vending machine at ate your dollar!😂🤣
petyon was shooting RPG's 😂😂😂
Damn i can't help feeling bad for Nikki she really liked Blake and actually wanted to "hang out" with him after the show lol 😅🤣🤷🏽♂️
When Shaq got out of that chair GAAAAW DAAAAAM!
Blake Griffin broke charts with this 🤣🤣
“In England football means soccer and in America Jimmy Carr means we couldn’t get Russell Brand”
Geez 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
15:09 Dude look at Alec's face, you can tell that one devastated him XD
I wonder if Blake writes all his own jokes, he kills it in this roast.