We're egg guys, of course we rapidly paste +2 in the chat when the egg absolutely eviscerates a chatter using a combination of 90s references and Twitch lingo.
@@knowcreativitythen you have people who speak in such a way that slowing them down makes it go faster cause you understand them. Don't have to rewind to figure it out.
watching 2 videos at the same time is insane multitasking, speeding them up is easy enough, you start with x1.25 and work your way up to x2, subtitles help a lot
51:11 me when i'm taking a rather difficult math test and i finally realize what the answer to the question "what is the centerpoint of a graph?" and start to gain a bit of confidence as i repeat the words like a mantra
I would never watch a movie or tv show at 1.5 or 2x but I'll absolutely listen to certain youtube videos and such at 1.5-2x because the person talks slow and it helps my brain not want to just zone out. Honestly also sometimes I've found it funny how I'll react to stuff they don't see when it's a 2x video in a reflex based game or w/e
Finally got a good mime run, made it to ante 14 on the purple stake. 2 DNA, brainstorm and hologram, later on swapped one DNA for Yorik (it's super strong now) and got a blueprint. Both Yorik and hologram were at x20, and I had like 120 cards in my deck by the end of the run. Sadly I didn't get any base chips and mult to support it (I had like lvl7 high card and that's it), so my score was only e13. Still very fun though
When I discovered balatro a few months into NL playing it, I popped the videos up to 1.5x so I could get through your backlog and up to date (as the game was coming out) quicker. Just tried this video on 2X and it is horrendous though. Feels like you're watching a meme edit but just of normal balatro gameplay
The caffeine rant is so bad when you realize that caffeine is almost certainly a widespread contributor to hypertension. When you have no pre-existing risk factors, any increase in caffeine will still cause increase hypertension, when if you have no risk factors, an increase in sodium won't cause a marked increase. Now certain risk factors will still cause an increase, but Sodium is a vital mineral. Caffeine serves no useful function from the perspective of the body, it's actively harmful. But for some reason Sodium ended up the hypertension boogeyman.
if you hold down the screen on mobile it goes 2x until you let go and i use it to get passed boring parts or ads without having to skip it all the time
yknow just in case anyone is actually curious about why someone might watch something at 2x speed, i literally focus on the shit better at 2x speed and im sure im not the only one. Normally im not like "oh i gotta defend myself in chat" but im like yknow maybe he is actually curious about this shit he talked about it enough lol
i watch everything on 2x. it started with just occasional youtube vids where they were just casual vids that id watch on second monitor. but now i watch everything on 2x. like tv shows,movies, documentaries. The only time i dont is if im trying to learn/study. I can understand most things on 2x i find its annoying and too slow if i dont have stuff on 2x. Its not about the quality its just that people talk slow. Ive always talked faster than average irl too. Also for you - you are the perfect 2x, you say lots and lots and its all good stuff but i dont always have the focus to watch 1hr straight. so 30 mins is much better, and i still get to hear all of what u say. you also pause mid game to talk, and i want to see the gameplay as well so 2x makes the gaps shorter
hot take: hate watching on 2x speed has to be S tier you took two majorly toxic concepts and combined them into something that is more than the sum of their parts
I prefer to skip forward a bit on the parts I'm not interested in than watching it at anything higher than 1.25x, more than that it just sounds like a robot speaking and it throws me off.
As a 1.5x er, I liken it to Theme Parks. Imo, they kind of suck. The lines are too long. The rides are fundamentally fun but the time investment of waiting in the line isn’t worth the entertainment of riding the ride. But if you took me to a theme park, and made the lines 1.5x shorter so I can ride 50% more rides, suddenly they suck a lot less to me. Simply, not everything deserves it’s asking time investment and suddenly gets better when the investment is less.
2x is fun. I suppose it can take some getting used to for people who haven't tried it before but "learning to get used to it" is nice for when a bit or a particular section of gameplay drags on, some people would rather just skip through it but I find 2x to be simpler and also I still get to catch the funny parts if one does happen to come up. Sometimes I wish I could go past 2x but I know that if I look up the extension to do it I'll never stop trying to go faster. I never speed up movies or even more informative content that I actually care about, it's just for videos that I shouldn't really be watching in the first place. It makes wanting to watch "one more before bed" a little less degenerate when the video is an hour long
listening to streamers whine about people in chat is pretty hilarious, you see the unban request streams some streamers do and then you realize while some people are truly insane and deserve the bans the majority did basically nothing and just caught a stray when a mod or the streamer had a bad day.
Watching this in .5x so i can over analyze and fully transition to a Type A chatter
Real Type A’s watch it in 2x and take notes
+2
@@asmrbruhhhadvice from a type AA chatter: use a browser extension to watch on 3x. learn shorthand to take better notes
3:16 me when I've been contemplating Hinduism for a while
LM:AO Me when im laughing my ass off.
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I genuinely cannot fathom how much I enjoy watching this man play Balatro. It hits something deep in my fucking brain that I can't recreate otherwise.
so true brother
42:05 story about the verbal flub. He said he was with his daughter, maybe the student meant it was nice to meet "you guys" as in NL and Luna...
19:24 me when I skip forward to a random part of the vid 5 mins after its posted to make a joke
+2
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"I'm doing 5 hours of improv" what a great way to describe streaming
24:24 Me when the Doctor asks if I knew I had cancer.
+2
1:15:55 thats the correct one If you are the doctor
3000 seconds = 30 minutes confirmed
every 3000 seconds 30 minutes pass in africa
African +2
Every 50 minutes 3000 seconds pass in Africa :(
3000 seconds = 15 minutes at 2x speed *taps temple*
We're egg guys, of course we rapidly paste +2 in the chat when the egg absolutely eviscerates a chatter using a combination of 90s references and Twitch lingo.
27:09 me at the werewolf convention
29:15
1:05:38 me when my sibling asks me why I refuse to flush the toilet
28:42 works for this too lmao
We’re…. I… I don’t even know anymore
yeah i’ll +2 that
- J Biden, 2024
probably
People living a 1.5-2.5x plus life don't know what they enjoy, but are stuck trying to consume it all so they don't realize it.
nah some people just talk slow then you 1.5x them and it sounds normal
@@knowcreativityBut that’s for the few people on UA-cam that talk slow. We’re talking about people who watch at those video speeds for EVERYTHING
@@knowcreativitythen you have people who speak in such a way that slowing them down makes it go faster cause you understand them. Don't have to rewind to figure it out.
I can't help it that almost everyone talks incredibly slow. 🤷
@@DietArdeeyou’re cooked bro
27:09 POV you're the caribou in-front of the polar express
+2
You know you're about to be in for a good time when he ethers a chatter in the first minute.
1:04.... where is the second "thank you" ? I feel robbed
8:45 ahhh my shit hurts a bunch LMAO
I caught myself saying "HI TOMO" the other day, not because im hallucinating a cat, just because i find it fun to say
6:55 Me when I'm playing Dark Souls and I'm thinking which bosses I haven't fought yet (I'm in New Londo Ruins).
Evel Knievel before every big motorcycle jump:
46:12 Cat!
When the stuntman is King Dragon
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+2
2:30 we got Death Star, we got Death Star...
watching 2 videos at the same time is insane multitasking, speeding them up is easy enough, you start with x1.25 and work your way up to x2, subtitles help a lot
I'm all pogged up watching this on 2x
MFs watching 2x speed saying "they've got content to get through" like they have to hit a quota or something
Dennis, you raised a type A chatter, the fucking nerve
+2
As a 2x Andy, I fast forward so I can get to life faster (checking dating apps, trading shitcoins, etc.)
29:13 Hearing NL quote Discord mentally flashbanged me.
To those watching in 2x slow down and take in a joke
i hold at the top to 2x it when he starts talking about sports for about 5 minutes
@@nullptr5740 skipping the best parts
the guy who said that he watches movies at 1.5x speed made me irrationally angry
51:11 me when i'm taking a rather difficult math test and i finally realize what the answer to the question "what is the centerpoint of a graph?" and start to gain a bit of confidence as i repeat the words like a mantra
The video titled "I'm the worst to ever do it" coming straight after this was so perfect
10:50 whoa now that escalated quickly
A man noble to the cause watches NL at 4x speed and then simply comprehend at 0.25 speed thus getting all the content
😂😂😂
The 2x Andy's writing paragraphs that take longer to type than to watch the video
You're best at 1X speed. The 2x Andy's are insane people.
I would never watch a movie or tv show at 1.5 or 2x but I'll absolutely listen to certain youtube videos and such at 1.5-2x because the person talks slow and it helps my brain not want to just zone out.
Honestly also sometimes I've found it funny how I'll react to stuff they don't see when it's a 2x video in a reflex based game or w/e
Anybody ever get so high on caffeine that they burst thru the wall with like a huge frickin c-shot?
That tangent about becoming a character was wild 😂😂
We are balatro guys... We skip finals for this.
1:54 me when I'm at an art museum
Finally got a good mime run, made it to ante 14 on the purple stake. 2 DNA, brainstorm and hologram, later on swapped one DNA for Yorik (it's super strong now) and got a blueprint. Both Yorik and hologram were at x20, and I had like 120 cards in my deck by the end of the run. Sadly I didn't get any base chips and mult to support it (I had like lvl7 high card and that's it), so my score was only e13. Still very fun though
How do I get in on this 3.5x sounds great
There’s an extension on Chrome called Video Speed Controller that allows for speed modification by 0.1 increments up to 16x.
Me when i send a birthday card to jonny knoxvilles house
Plus two
We’re Northernlion guys, of course we watch at .5x to really soak it in
Egg trying to play balatro after the incident
I didn’t 2x when he took a call so I could appreciate his content
I watch stuff on 2x because I genuinely like the UA-camrs I watch and I want to watch more of it in the same amount of time
When I discovered balatro a few months into NL playing it, I popped the videos up to 1.5x so I could get through your backlog and up to date (as the game was coming out) quicker. Just tried this video on 2X and it is horrendous though. Feels like you're watching a meme edit but just of normal balatro gameplay
54:50 My inner monologue when I decide to try "switch hitting" tonight for the first time
34:17 post star trying out new plug
When a lightning rod gets mad for being hit!
Watching this on 1.75x
Why
@@avebave6550why not?
@@scottbourg8741 THAT is the most 90s maxxed answer
Thank you for your service
Gen X dropping in to say thanks for the roasting. Just happy to be included.
When you get used to 2x it sounds normal and it’s at about the same as your reading speed.
I had to try 2x because the rant, I might be a changed man.
Just really enjoy the way jerma sounds in 2x no one else
Dr. Horrible finishing off a good guy after he got Evil Knievel into the Legion of Doom but since then Evil Knievel has risen to the top of the ranks:
The caffeine rant is so bad when you realize that caffeine is almost certainly a widespread contributor to hypertension. When you have no pre-existing risk factors, any increase in caffeine will still cause increase hypertension, when if you have no risk factors, an increase in sodium won't cause a marked increase. Now certain risk factors will still cause an increase, but Sodium is a vital mineral. Caffeine serves no useful function from the perspective of the body, it's actively harmful. But for some reason Sodium ended up the hypertension boogeyman.
Me when I'm gassed up on gfuel typing a 1000 word essay on the dangers of caffeine
if you hold down the screen on mobile it goes 2x until you let go and i use it to get passed boring parts or ads without having to skip it all the time
I watch in 2x because from 14:25 to 18:31 I was watching a static balatro game.
What caffeine addiction looks like
We're 2x guys... of course we do male bonding!
This video is going in my watchmojo top 5 playback speed jokes list
He does ramble
yknow just in case anyone is actually curious about why someone might watch something at 2x speed, i literally focus on the shit better at 2x speed and im sure im not the only one. Normally im not like "oh i gotta defend myself in chat" but im like yknow maybe he is actually curious about this shit he talked about it enough lol
No one was curious. We know you do it because your attention span is completely fried.
i watch everything on 2x. it started with just occasional youtube vids where they were just casual vids that id watch on second monitor. but now i watch everything on 2x. like tv shows,movies, documentaries. The only time i dont is if im trying to learn/study. I can understand most things on 2x i find its annoying and too slow if i dont have stuff on 2x. Its not about the quality its just that people talk slow. Ive always talked faster than average irl too.
Also for you - you are the perfect 2x, you say lots and lots and its all good stuff but i dont always have the focus to watch 1hr straight. so 30 mins is much better, and i still get to hear all of what u say. you also pause mid game to talk, and i want to see the gameplay as well so 2x makes the gaps shorter
i have a deep feeling I won’t have much in common with people who watch things at 2x, those people just dont enjoy life lol
38:00 NL's opinion on berries is invalid because he lives in Canada. Strawberries taste way better near the equator, most fruits do actually.
Such a cute kitty 🥺
NL's voice at 2x is cursed. If any of you are listening to him at 2x, you will not see heaven.
I would never subject myself to that level of nihilism
I feel @'ed, I watch alot of youtubers and 2x means I spend half the time watching the content creators I like
I understand it the same, just uses half the time
This inspired me to watch in 2x oh god what have I become
I think that if you feel the need to watch content at 2x or even 3x speeds, you're probably engaging with too much content.
hot take:
hate watching on 2x speed has to be S tier
you took two majorly toxic concepts and combined them into something that is more than the sum of their parts
Watching NL on 2x speed so I also have time to watch Bits and Banter of the exact same content
Here early for egghead playing cards again
Watching this video made me start watching your videos in 1.5 😂 sometimes you talk to stream for a bit
people be like, eating my delicious 50$ steak takes too long, id rather just throw it in a blender and chug it
I prefer to skip forward a bit on the parts I'm not interested in than watching it at anything higher than 1.25x, more than that it just sounds like a robot speaking and it throws me off.
Does the ex put setup work with MLM2 Pro?
2X is so crazy. Why would you want the things you like to be over sooner?
damn i didnt know sheldon went that hard
I watch vids 2x twice through so I can really disgest the content
I've been AM sodamaxxing for 6 years.
Am i the only one who like NL on 1.25x? I find its the perfect talking speed cause he do talk a little slow
I like watching a lot of slower games videos on 2x speed.
I watch NL on 2x because I want to finish the video during my 40 minute lunch time but the videos are over an hour.
Exactly.
As a 1.5x er, I liken it to Theme Parks.
Imo, they kind of suck. The lines are too long. The rides are fundamentally fun but the time investment of waiting in the line isn’t worth the entertainment of riding the ride.
But if you took me to a theme park, and made the lines 1.5x shorter so I can ride 50% more rides, suddenly they suck a lot less to me.
Simply, not everything deserves it’s asking time investment and suddenly gets better when the investment is less.
42:56 me when I finish my hard workout
Die? I can't.
uhh, it's ten thirty-three
i usually watch NL play Balatro on 1.5x and muted.
but that's just me.
😂😂😂
2x is fun. I suppose it can take some getting used to for people who haven't tried it before but "learning to get used to it" is nice for when a bit or a particular section of gameplay drags on, some people would rather just skip through it but I find 2x to be simpler and also I still get to catch the funny parts if one does happen to come up. Sometimes I wish I could go past 2x but I know that if I look up the extension to do it I'll never stop trying to go faster.
I never speed up movies or even more informative content that I actually care about, it's just for videos that I shouldn't really be watching in the first place. It makes wanting to watch "one more before bed" a little less degenerate when the video is an hour long
I love hearing my streamer decry 2x speed at 2x speed ❤
I like it :)
me when i do my first flip on a tranpoline
me when balatro guys
Watching on anything less than 2x is a huge compliment… reserved only for Rumbleverse
Stuntman best High Card boi
listening to streamers whine about people in chat is pretty hilarious, you see the unban request streams some streamers do and then you realize while some people are truly insane and deserve the bans the majority did basically nothing and just caught a stray when a mod or the streamer had a bad day.