@@gbjanuary boris can't keep his promise because of the lefty remain traitors who have no idea of democracy and hopefully they will soon be queuing up at the job centre
i remember my english teacher projecting this on the board in the middle of our lesson in year 10, what an icon. if you ever see this mr fitch, you are amazing.
For us now seeing we've given him majority to do whatever he wants. I imagine as well Trump must today br over moon that his protegee has done so well.
Call me a chance, but I don't think he said he'd be dead in a ditch, I do believe he said he'd RATHER be dead in a ditch. So, he was committed, but traitors made progress impossible. Never mind, eh? We're all set now... Everything forward and stuff the EU. Good we're getting out before the whole corrupt project crashes and burns, count your blessings, folks 😁
‘It’s a GREAT deal!’ ‘But, isn’t it just Plan A that the EU offered first?’ ‘It’s a MAGNIFICENT deal!’ ‘Yeah, but is it really, though?’ ‘I got it, so of course it’s a GREAT deal!’ ‘But, isn’t it worse than the deal you voted against twice?’ ‘They said I couldn’t do it, but I did it, so there!’ ‘Didn’t you betray the DUP with it?’ ‘It’s the best of both worlds for Northern Ireland!’ ‘Hold on, if it’s the best of both worlds for them, aren’t the rest of the UK missing out?’ ‘It’s. A. Great. Fucking. Deal. Alright.’ ‘You haven’t really explained why, though?’ ‘Oven ready. Get Brexit Done. Bippity bop. System failure. Oh, just fuck off with your scrutiny!’
@@garyturner5748 Leave with no deal and France and Germany will be falling over themselves to give us a good one. What's the problem? Should have done that on day one. PS.... ARE YOU on😁
Can't believe how good these songs are, the amount of effort that must go into finding the right lyrics, to match what's been said, put it to music and a video to boot, these need a spot on Spitting Image or HIGNFY... truely wonderful to see as the bit of fun at the end of the news...
@@mredmond8393 The billion pounds was to cover their en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renewable_Heat_Incentive_scandal which is the reason why Northern Ireland doesn't have an executive at the moment
As apposed to having a hard border on the mainland?? Do you seriously not understand how much shit would be rocked? People don’t like having their cars searched and passports shown every time they go to work. They let off a fucking bomb because a deal was happening, nothing had even happened yet and they were happy to kill people. The DUP were probably quite happy with the outcome. Eire would likely be perfectly happy with the alternative so a civil war starts. Descent happens and they get to scoop up Northern Ireland. The EU would probably be quite happy to fund the problem too. Like they did with the Ukraine and are doing with the Baltic states. It’s pretty obvious this was the only solution that avoided troubles 2 electric boogaloo.
The sight of Ash Sarkar grinning at gammon-face Francois' bollocks fear mongering made me smile😂 It's the blood vessels in his head that are exploding!
Started doubting myself again. Is he indeed worse than fishy backstabbing "in the teeth of the opposition" (= every educator in Britain including me) educational reformer Michael Gove or tobacco industry lobbyist and death sentence apologist Priti Patel? And again, I end up with "Uncle Albert" Mark Francois sickening me most. Maybe I need to watch some cat videos or Nürburging Touristenfahrten crash reels to distract myself and calm my nerves.
Latest polls_ a ten point lead for the Tories. Yes, anything will do for some. If he pissed through their letter box and shot their cat,they'd still vote Tory.
No one wants to vote tory, but the alternatives feature: 1) some useless communists 2) social democrats whose policies are less democratic than the the third reich 3) crazy kilt wearing weirdos who want to end the UK 4) the Brexit party which is incapable of winning over single digit seats
The year is 2192. The Britis PM visits Brussels to ask for an extension of te Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.
Captain Coolz nobody attacks Scotland. There’s no logic behind it. We may be able to build one, but we don’t actually need one as much as other countries.
Hard to believe this was over a year ago. It seems more relevant now. Especially the “crash the pound and smash your rights” part. It’s almost Prophetic.
Watch more of JOE's political mashups - This is the ultimate Brexit playlist:
ua-cam.com/play/PLZyPqYz41qavAvZnwcfxvo2PAO8faOHuF.html
Oh shit that today
Who’s Joe?
When will you be doing Corbyn the musical??? Just you seem heavily biased
@@davidknight2104 Aren't that all
if those retards didn't block a no deal exit with that fucking Ben act we would be out by now
I love how Rees-Mogg always shows up as the backup singer in these sort of videos 🤣🤣
Boris Johnson's buddy
If it continues I'm writing a fanfiction
@@tabithathecat Please do
Tabitha The Cat remember to link it here I’d love to read it lol
Snoop Mogg time!
I want the whole thing - 'Brexit the Musical' 😂
Brexit the Musical: ua-cam.com/video/BxfL32VfABA/v-deo.html
Honestly there's been enough time to produce three theatrical releases
Funny 😉
Or perhaps a Shakespearean tragedy
Excellent
In the future this will be a history source question:
How was Boris Johnson presented during the Brexit Era of 2016-2026?
Vlad Puntusovs a twat
A big fat idiot .
A piece of sh1t.
might be being a bit ambitious there squire, imagining that something will settled by 2026...
dead in a ditch my answer lol
This is how I want to receive any news from Britain from now on.
Problem is fiction like this is becoming scarey reality.
Happy tea noises
@@itsquackinggood yEs
These videos are so biased please don’t get your news from them
biased against the tories what’s not to love
It’s when Rees mogg goes ahhhh that just kills me 🤣🤣🤣
Paige Halligan well said
AhHhHh
SAME
Me too! Literally crying 😂
I know it’s hysterical 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
This could be the xmas number 1
It cant be its a mash up only. Get the were moving to scotland to number 1
Nuh lad baby is
Jacob Rees-Mogg’s eyebrows have such musicality ^ ^
Love his involvement
Just having Moggy in anything makes it even funnier.
He is visual comedy gold.
He's a twat
Fleur White like Carlo Ancelotti’s
“If we don’t leave on the 31th of October the country will explode!”
*deals still not out and we still haven’t exploded.... yet*
Labour voters exploded on the 12th and 13th of December.
We are now leaving on the 31st of January
ellenkingsley yep
It's funnier every time I watch it
15 October..
I wonder what the next deadline is going to be
Videos like this is why the Internet was created 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
Boris "I'd rather be dead in a ditch" Johnson
comanchio1976 Boris can't keep his promises 😂
@@gbjanuary Blame parliament for that
Can anyone give me a shovel?
Time to dig that ditch
@@gbjanuary boris can't keep his promise because of the lefty remain traitors who have no idea of democracy and hopefully they will soon be queuing up at the job centre
i remember my english teacher projecting this on the board in the middle of our lesson in year 10, what an icon. if you ever see this mr fitch, you are amazing.
This is so underrated, the best Joe mashup ever
Who said this was underrated?
It’s come to the point that whenever these songs are played on the radio I sing the lyrics from the political mashups instead 😂
Same 🤣🤣
Boomers be vibing to this
Edit: Wait this actually goes hard
I like how you have a peeper for your profile pic
U calln me a boomer
Tragically hilarious
For us now seeing we've given him majority to do whatever he wants. I imagine as well Trump must today br over moon that his protegee has done so well.
Try the jimmy saville button
im glad you liked my song
So glad these fools are gone.
If this whole shit show never ends, I'll be happy as long as we keep getting these gems.
Well have I got news for you
*AaaaHhhhhHh*
Jacob Rees-Mogg ~2019
Auditory Cheesecake well said
I’ve watched this way too many times😂
Rose Lee same
Jack Uk it’s just too brilliant 😂
Rose Lee it is xd
Same here 😂
Rose Lee me too
The "ahhhhh" KILLS ME 😂
"Conned the DUP sold them down the water that's where I'll put the border" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Free replay button for that bit I know we all secretly want to replay. 0:11
“Dead in a ditch” huh? Clearly a man of his word.
Call me a chance, but I don't think he said he'd be dead in a ditch, I do believe he said he'd RATHER be dead in a ditch.
So, he was committed, but traitors made progress impossible.
Never mind, eh? We're all set now... Everything forward and stuff the EU. Good we're getting out before the whole corrupt project crashes and burns, count your blessings, folks 😁
'I've got a deal!'
'Is it a good deal?'
'No!'
If not any deal will do
‘It’s a GREAT deal!’
‘But, isn’t it just Plan A that the EU offered first?’
‘It’s a MAGNIFICENT deal!’
‘Yeah, but is it really, though?’
‘I got it, so of course it’s a GREAT deal!’
‘But, isn’t it worse than the deal you voted against twice?’
‘They said I couldn’t do it, but I did it, so there!’
‘Didn’t you betray the DUP with it?’
‘It’s the best of both worlds for Northern Ireland!’
‘Hold on, if it’s the best of both worlds for them, aren’t the rest of the UK missing out?’
‘It’s. A. Great. Fucking. Deal. Alright.’
‘You haven’t really explained why, though?’
‘Oven ready. Get Brexit Done. Bippity bop. System failure. Oh, just fuck off with your scrutiny!’
@@thriftyfreebies Brilliant!
'Any deal will do'
Youve been watching too much of noel edmans deal or no deal open yur box then
Amazing, simply magnificent
This aged like fine wine......
Brexit: The Amazing Technicolour Nightmare😂😂
Or "a remainers nightmare" depending on where you stand on this issue!!!!
Rees-Mogg taking an ever more prominent role on the backing vocals, here
Usual fantastic production - witty, funny & so well put together - Thanks Joe
this is day 14 of my existence as the sole survivor of the event I like to call the "Brexit Boom".
Life is tough.
It’s strange watching this after I died because the country exploded on the 31st October
I find this kind of music relaxing as it sounds like some tropical theme (from some place like Hawaii)
It actually does ngl
You single handedly managed to make Jacob Rees Mogg sound beautiful with two words…
Any deal
This sums up the complete tunnel vision of Brexit: 'any deal will do.'
Don't worry your socks off, we don't need a deal.
@@thisisnumber0 what festive sherry your on?
@@garyturner5748 Leave with no deal and France and Germany will be falling over themselves to give us a good one. What's the problem? Should have done that on day one.
PS.... ARE YOU on😁
@@thisisnumber0 Dream on mate!
@@garyturner5748 I am, it's great... 😁
A treat for the ears in turbulent times.
Can't believe how good these songs are, the amount of effort that must go into finding the right lyrics, to match what's been said, put it to music and a video to boot, these need a spot on Spitting Image or HIGNFY... truely wonderful to see as the bit of fun at the end of the news...
It’s beautiful
I'm not sure that's how I'd describe Boris...
Are you Carrie Symonds by any chance?
Three days until we explode - feels like it! Great piece of work - thank you.
""Conned the DUP", indeed he did. They must be wishing they never supported May in the last general election.
Yeah, well they did get a billion pound pay off. It's not like their victims, they're complicit.
Yeah well they did get a billion pound pay off. It's not like their victims, they're complicit.
@@mredmond8393 The billion pounds was to cover their en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renewable_Heat_Incentive_scandal which is the reason why Northern Ireland doesn't have an executive at the moment
The DUP are in no position to complain. They and Theresa May were both in a position where they could mutually assist each other (i.e. in the shit)
As apposed to having a hard border on the mainland?? Do you seriously not understand how much shit would be rocked? People don’t like having their cars searched and passports shown every time they go to work. They let off a fucking bomb because a deal was happening, nothing had even happened yet and they were happy to kill people. The DUP were probably quite happy with the outcome.
Eire would likely be perfectly happy with the alternative so a civil war starts. Descent happens and they get to scoop up Northern Ireland. The EU would probably be quite happy to fund the problem too. Like they did with the Ukraine and are doing with the Baltic states. It’s pretty obvious this was the only solution that avoided troubles 2 electric boogaloo.
I love how when the deal got a second reading the pound started to go back up
When you listen to this to many times and know the lyrics
why have i only just seen this, stuff like this needs an award
Aye biggest joke just like the snp
This has aged well!
well this aged well... did it?
Joe old chap you've done it again LoL. Kudos to you sir
Genius Editing, loved it, I bet Boris is smiling at it as well :-)
This is dangerously addictive to listen to...
**Edit: 243 likes! Never got so many before thank you all so much!
Also, vote Labour!!! 🌹🌹🌹
On my third listen in ten minutes already. It's got me chuckling so hard.
I think I've pretty much memorized it
Also vote Labour 🌹🌹🌹
Too true
Also vote Labour ✔️✔️✔️🌹🌹🌹
Vote brexit party
Kerry Hicks fuck labour
Why is this more relatable today than it was last year?! The pound has been crashed and our rights are disappearing quickly!
This is the greatest thing ever. I can't stop smiling.
next its gonna be brexit battle royale: a fight to the last tin of beans in the local tescos while the lorries sit at port
Well call it brexitnite
I wish Have I Got News for You could show your videos each week
I did this with school two years ago and I must say this version is far superior
JOE PUT THESE ON SPOTIFY I BEG U MAN I LOVE THESE GHEY ARE SO FUNNY
just download it ....
R.i.p I don't have enough moneyz for it premium so I can't (aye I'm not homeless , just broke , like really really broke)
@A K Thanks
@@a.r3139 youtube to mp3
One of the best so far Joe!
We'll finally Boris has signed a deal!
Who’d have thought that Brexit would come to be seen as the good old days?
This bangs
It shouldn’t
But it just does
The sight of Ash Sarkar grinning at gammon-face Francois' bollocks fear mongering made me smile😂
It's the blood vessels in his head that are exploding!
This song is becoming a reality. 50/50 right now, between a no deal and a compromise.
hah, ouch. Yeah this really did come true didn't it?
Can’t stop watching it! Ash’s face when Marc Francois says the country will explode!
I sometimes wonder which of the disgusting ERG clique I find most apalling. I'm always sure after a while that it is Mark Francois.
Kontrolleuchte On just a visceral level, yeah
@@briangronberg6507 😃 www.indy100.com/article/brexit-latest-mark-francois-britain-exploded-trending-leave-eu-october-31-twitter-9179246
Started doubting myself again. Is he indeed worse than fishy backstabbing "in the teeth of the opposition" (= every educator in Britain including me) educational reformer Michael Gove or tobacco industry lobbyist and death sentence apologist Priti Patel? And again, I end up with "Uncle Albert" Mark Francois sickening me most. Maybe I need to watch some cat videos or Nürburging Touristenfahrten crash reels to distract myself and calm my nerves.
I died when he said "this country will explode" xD xD xD
Chris Roberts it was trending on Twitter Britain has exploded
Latest polls_ a ten point lead for the Tories. Yes, anything will do for some. If he pissed through their letter box and shot their cat,they'd still vote Tory.
No one wants to vote tory, but the alternatives feature:
1) some useless communists
2) social democrats whose policies are less democratic than the the third reich
3) crazy kilt wearing weirdos who want to end the UK
4) the Brexit party which is incapable of winning over single digit seats
@@hansgruber788 so we just stick with the lying racist and his party of cold heartless robots then? I'd sooner drink bleach than vote Tory
@@petergreen2552 yup thats the plan. not me though, if i could id vote dup
@@hansgruber788 oh dear. Just stay at home
@@petergreen2552 how about no
0:46 He looks genuinely concerned for her safety.
Ash Sarkar
How does it feel to know that this is probably going to be used in a GCSE history exam as a source?
I think it would be great. History in the future will be much more interesting
The year is 2192. The Britis PM visits Brussels to ask for an extension of te Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.
Any deal will do. Very true, it’s evident he didn’t bother reading it too closely!
If I watch this a thousand times, I will still laugh out loud at Rees-Mogg's "Ahh ahh"
Sylvester Edwin Lambert well said
Can someone die of laughter? 😂 sorry to bring it down but idk if i can stop
Little did we know how much Trussy would crash the pound literally right after coming into power after Bojo
Everything’s “oven ready” when any deal will do. Love it.
Has Boris Johnson actually seen this song? Because he simply must
More entertaining than MSM, and definitely more Factual too!
I feel sorry for the person who made this. Must've sat through a lot of Johnson and rees-moggy spaffing out their mouths.
Hey ya
This is just outrageously brilliant.
Jacob Rees Mogg singing as well as Boris Johnson is quite hysterical
If I'm not wrong boris has his head stuck on Kramer from Seinfeld..brilliant
Boris then: any deal will do
Boris now: no deal will do
Boris then AND now: 'a good deal will do'
Did you support comrade Corbyn by any chance?
Captain Coolz no, didn’t support Corbyn, I support Nicola Sturgeon.
Zakian 3000 If Scotland leaves the U.K. what defence force will they have?
Captain Coolz nobody attacks Scotland. There’s no logic behind it. We may be able to build one, but we don’t actually need one as much as other countries.
Zakian 3000 so you’re agreeing with me that Scotland will have no defence if they leave the United Kingdom?
Brilliant! Wow its biting us right in the ass now
This video is so well made! I'm wheezing!!! 😂😂😂😂
How have I only just found this.... golden
Utterly amazing
I’m actually crying with laughter at this!!!!😂😂😂😂😂.
This is perfection.
This tune is more catchy than the original!! Can't get the bloody thing outta my head lol
Hard to believe this was over a year ago. It seems more relevant now.
Especially the “crash the pound and smash your rights” part. It’s almost Prophetic.
I got this on my feed just as we have left. It's brilliant
0:35 *"I'll slash your rights"*
*I guess he kept to his promise. He'll provide you with £30 fines as soon as you go on your second jog of the day*
Good thing
Brilliantly put together
Brilliant!
Absolutely superb, thanks for this, please upload the full video
Wow, you're one talented artist 🤩 I love it and it made me laugh 😂 Thank you 🙏
Amazing!
I'm diying of laughter!!!
"I'll slash your rights" 😂😂😂😂
Spoiler- We didn't leave on the 31st October.
And the country is still here.
Not for long.
We’re leaving on the 31st of January
@@UKTransportProduction I'll let you know then if the country is still here ;)
SPOTIFY WHERE YOU AT? I need this banger on this my playlist
Boris truly was a gift from Satire Heaven!
This is legendary hahahaha
THE GREAT DECLINE OF THE TORYS
You are aware of how ahead they are in the polls
Love these Jacob Rees mogg featurings XD
He gets featured in all the parody but he doesn’t get his own song
hayden3112 he has, check out common people lol
Ok but I learnt to play the backup to the original song on the piano so my family better get ready for me belting this
Even 2 years later it's still painfully funny
First class as always and bang on the nail.