This is the mechanical version of those stairs and bridges that end up connecting to similar planes and dimensions. Congratulations on your new spacial anomaly
4 crankshafts, 8 camshafts, 2 feet of engine sticking out of the hood and a timing belt that runs like a mountain pass. Let's not even mention fuel lines and spark plug wiring...
@@mahuba2553 I mean, if you put the individual cylinders, crankshafts and camshafts on frames, the ones that intersect are next to eachother, and connect them with chains; it could work. Would probably take more work than it's worth but theoretically I'd say it's possible.
I'm starting to wonder if one of these random simulated designs will actually revolutionize engines in some way. Not this abomination of course, but one of them.
since each cylinder structure thing are on different cranks, they’re put on different layers so they can’t interact with each other kinda like no clipping
Audi and BMW would like to hear back from you. They sent you contract offers ten days ago. Both claim that this absurdly complex huge behemoth would fit their design philosophy quite well.
I engines V engines (and inverted Vs) W engines Radial engines Rotary engines (the old thing) Pistonless engines (including wankel) now, behold the ム engine
If this was a real engine with a timing belt, I'd hate to be the mechanic replacing the timing belt and trying to figure out how to time this thing.
i won't even do it lmao
It's just guess work at this point.
It's an i4 with a really bad birth defect
Guys where's top dead center?
EVERYWHERE
I'd just push rod this engine it'd be way easier 😂
Ah yes the Σ4 engine
Redpilled engine
It does grind, indeed.
Forget Mitsubishi Sigma, this is the real Sigma!
Nah bro thats a ζ
Nonono, it’s a Б
This here is the ௹ 4 engine,
one of the finest.
What in the finest fuck is that symbol?
@@abattlescar Tamil rupee sign
Ye
Ye
Ye
Finally, an engine that will only last 3 months, brought to you by GM.
I thought that was the 3.6 V6 and 1.5L Ecotec? 😂
Nah that’s Ford, it literally stand for found on road dead
@@DrMoo91 hey the 3.6 was good after 2012, and wasnt bad in the malibus. Ive you had anything else between the years 08 to 12, burn it
GM, the company that brought you the unkillable 5.3 v8 and the very Killable Northstar v8
We were so focused on if we could, we never stopped to ask if we should.
This is the mechanical version of those stairs and bridges that end up connecting to similar planes and dimensions.
Congratulations on your new spacial anomaly
Engine: meme
Acceleration: more flat spots than the desert.
That letoff: 10/10
4 crankshafts, 8 camshafts, 2 feet of engine sticking out of the hood and a timing belt that runs like a mountain pass. Let's not even mention fuel lines and spark plug wiring...
Cooling and lubrication is even worst
@@monobiteme6014try to figure out the exhaust on this
The engine started having Vietnam flashbacks half way through.
I genuinely wanna see this in real life
impossible, simply not possible, you cannot engineer anything like this
@@mahuba2553 I mean, if you put the individual cylinders, crankshafts and camshafts on frames, the ones that intersect are next to eachother, and connect them with chains; it could work. Would probably take more work than it's worth but theoretically I'd say it's possible.
@@RamenPoweredShitFactory i agree with this dude. Just makes sense
@@mahuba2553 bet
i dont think you folk understand how combustion processes work
Ah yes, the ß4 engine.
Ah yes, the ζ-4
Wtf it does look like a lowercase zeta.
Bro got the shape perfect how
guy who makes engines: so what type of engine do you want
this guy: yes
i will call this the "Cursive Z" engine layout
this is one of the engines of all time
Ahh yes, the rare ᨅ4 engine.
The only engine in the world with that other kind of stroke
goofy ahh engine
Ah yes sir, this car comes with a new engine
It’s a Z̸̡̢̢̨̳͚͖̹̙̘͍͚̰̼̰͔̱͉̠̪͚͉̥͔̫̼͚̓̀́̍̽̋͋̌́͊̐͋͒͊̓̈́̑̽́̕͜͝ͅ 4!
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God has abandoned us
Instead of a four into one exhaust it's a four into one crankshaft.
Better than a LS
I'm starting to wonder if one of these random simulated designs will actually revolutionize engines in some way. Not this abomination of course, but one of them.
Engine Simulator plus Machine Learning = Evolved Engine...? 🤔
Ahh yes, the classic ኘ4 engine.
swapping this into my miata immediately
Junkyard motor freshly rebuilt
why tf and how tf does it work
since each cylinder structure thing are on different cranks, they’re put on different layers so they can’t interact with each other
kinda like no clipping
@@ptg1717 it is weird anyway, good job
The literal 2JZ
"Nice BMW"
[checks out the engine]
"What the-"
Ah, yes, _quantum detonations._
you should make an engine where all the cylinders fire at the same time
@bruh 2JZerked
The first Out-Of-Line 4 engine
Lmao I can't
”It idles around 800-1000 RPM and constantly revs up and down”
This is one of the best cursed engines I've seen on here yet.
Sounds like a Briggs & Stratton trying to start with the choke on and blowing black smoke
The classic §-four engine.
The comments make this so much better I had to go to the bathroom I was dying lol
By just thinking how the lubrication system works on this monstrosity is really mind boggling
The part that got me is when you slowed it down. It sounds like someone banging on a trash can
Any more imbalanced and you would have a harley
0:17 that is what my car sounds like
I'm pretty sure i heard a Ural-375D make that exact sound.
Literally having a stroke lmao
I'd like to see somebody even attempt to make this monstrosity in real life
this masterpeice is the £4
made in 69420
one of the finest engines
I also like to prentend that i have an inline 4 with multiple single cylinder engine blocks that i have casually tossed on the ground
"it works": *sounds like it's explosing half-way in*
Completely missed that top cylinder because of the abomination in the middle.
This runs smoother than my 2002 diesel opel corsa. A shame ! Angel's engineering at it's finest
Ah, the four-cylinder chaos engine.
You found it! Harley Davidson's engine blueprint
I really wanna see a concept art of this monstrosity
That almost looks like when people write a 7 with the line through it.
This engine was designed with common core math.
a mechanics worst nightmare...
If you could write physics and mechanical engineering in cursive physically this is what youd get
Four separate crankshafts for maximum VROOOOOM
These funny engines are almost better than the real ones ppl emulate with Anges simulation lol
The §4 engine,the best of them all
0:23 The sounds got me 😂
i like to think the sound at 0:24 isnt slowed down but the engine just sometimes doing.... that
I think I have suffered from an aneurysm.
It almost sounds like the sound you make with your mouth when mimicking an engine
Dr Frankenstein builds an engine. And it's beautiful
0:10 scania V8 open pipe
It sounds like an old Briggs & Stratton
Someguy: Yea I got a four cyl
The 4 cyl:
I wonder what the crankshaft looks like...
I wonder if ATG looks down upon his creation with regret? Humans are such cruel creatures
You have angered the machine spirit
new service item: crankshaft chain
he even zooms in ..
So thats how harley davidson make their unique sound.
It's an Ork engine. They believed it could work and it worked!
This engine is commonly known as the "Pentastar V6" in North America.
I mean, it does what is says on the tin....
Audi and BMW would like to hear back from you. They sent you contract offers ten days ago. Both claim that this absurdly complex huge behemoth would fit their design philosophy quite well.
The famous zalgo engine...
ngl that sounds fucking beastly, I'd ride that.
The out-of-line 4
Idk about you guys, but in tryin to mod the crap out of my 2.5L §4 engine
this is the most cursed thing i have ever seen in my entire hecking life what on _earth_
i saw the thumbnail what the fuck
You can ever hear the rod knock
BMW huh, yeah I mean it looks complicated enough for a BMW-engine.
Engineer's stimulator
someone needs to do the engine with the "it just works" phrase sound
The §4 at it’s finest
Ah yes, the outline four
oh yeah, I love π4 engines, my dad's car had one
If free jazz were an engine...
The 丂4 engine.
The caption was my motto in highschool
Ah yes a BMW 570/3 W12 engine. Now make this in real life
I’m trying to understand what’s happening here but I can’t.
the thing is that you don’t lmaooo
Modeling a 4-banger mid-disintegration now, huh?
Ah yes, the engine designed by MC Escher
So much trouble for 2hp 😅
Any engine will work in this simulator, but not in real life xD
still better to work on than a first gen VW Phaeton
You're hired
I engines
V engines (and inverted Vs)
W engines
Radial engines
Rotary engines (the old thing)
Pistonless engines (including wankel)
now, behold
the ム engine