Classic Car Rally CHALLENGE - Buying Cars at the Auction | Top Gear - Day 1

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  • The boys have been entered into the Majorca Classic Car Rally but first they need a car! So with £3,000 burning a hole in their pockets, its off to a car auction.
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  • @smartalec2001
    @smartalec2001 4 роки тому +1594

    The three 'stages' of Jeremy laughing at James is great.
    1) the laugh of surprise at hearing it's the last lot.
    2) the laugh of amusement at James's panic.
    3) the laugh of hilarity when he sees the dire Citroen.

    • @matt_cummins28
      @matt_cummins28 Рік тому +17

      What cracks me up - in addition to these - is the auctioneer's laugh (never mind the other buyers/audience).

  • @norontboyz5949
    @norontboyz5949 5 років тому +6803

    They did everything you're not supposed to do at a car auction:
    1) Don't bid on the first thing you see (unless its a unicorn of course)
    2) Don't get into a bidding war and go above budget
    3) Never wait till the end thinking you're going to get exactly what you want

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 5 років тому +127

      That's why I don't take part in auctions. I would if I could just buy it outright and if necessary out bid anyone else for it.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 5 років тому +57

      Yeah with Top Gear's track record with equines a literal unicorn would be a bad idea

    • @annawilliams1095
      @annawilliams1095 4 роки тому +6

      SHUT UP

    • @buttery1toast
      @buttery1toast 4 роки тому +168

      To be fair, it was kind of a strategic move on Hammonds part by bidding on the very first car since the people there probably knew not to bid on the first car lol

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 4 роки тому +51

      You my dear friend are forgetting one tiny little thing that influenced their decisions. BBC Money.

  • @mogmason6920
    @mogmason6920 3 роки тому +794

    That Citroën was later bought off of the BBC by May because he grew to love it so much, making it May’s equivalent of Oliver!

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 роки тому +51

      I'm guessing he has fond memories of the "Love Boat".

    • @mikeshearer1250
      @mikeshearer1250 2 роки тому +11

      They all bought their cars here off the BBC

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 2 роки тому +45

      @@mikeshearer1250 Hammond certainly had a good reason to buy the old Lanchester.

    • @Cladcreeper
      @Cladcreeper 2 роки тому +1

      What type of Citroën was it?

    • @mogmason6920
      @mogmason6920 2 роки тому +4

      @@Cladcreeper Ami

  • @johnvito9581
    @johnvito9581 4 роки тому +1012

    3:39 never heard a more genuine laugh at the misfortune of others

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 3 роки тому +48

      And I love how Hammond feebly consoles him. 😆

    • @nomadben
      @nomadben 3 роки тому +25

      There's a word for it - schadenfreude 😉

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 3 роки тому +24

      "It's nice!" - Hammond's hilarious tone of voice

    • @karols432
      @karols432 2 роки тому +6

      It becomes 10x funnier when you remind yourself what James thinks of the French 🤣

  • @DefinitiveMedia22
    @DefinitiveMedia22 6 років тому +2451

    4:05 when the Auctioneer subtlety laughed at James 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thomasrupesinghe3834
      @thomasrupesinghe3834 5 років тому +173

      and at 4:14 when the people behind james laugh at him

    • @tafadzwasanya1616
      @tafadzwasanya1616 5 років тому +8

      Dean get your grammar right at least lol

    • @rickdubbink
      @rickdubbink 4 роки тому +23

      @@tafadzwasanya1616 yours isn't correct either

    • @peterbustin2683
      @peterbustin2683 4 роки тому +17

      I didn't not carining about grammar. Im in Norfuk

    • @THuang-lt1ob
      @THuang-lt1ob 3 роки тому +1

      @@rickdubbink yes it is

  • @striderx8255
    @striderx8255 8 років тому +3518

    "Still, at least my car wasn't Medieval."

    • @jackguest145
      @jackguest145 6 років тому +7

      Nightwing Caliber I thought that was what he said. Thank you for the clarification

    • @user-gn7wj2iw2z
      @user-gn7wj2iw2z 6 років тому +7

      I thought he said made in evil

    • @Steve-bo6ht
      @Steve-bo6ht 5 років тому +33

      What a dismal racket Lol

    • @averagecoloniser4586
      @averagecoloniser4586 5 років тому +1

      My dad got me a new Bugatti it’s got a staggering 1 horse power

    • @bigg221
      @bigg221 4 роки тому +1

      .

  • @drummertimmy100
    @drummertimmy100 9 років тому +8424

    I wonder if Richard met his wife that way.

  • @RamsesNiblickIII
    @RamsesNiblickIII 9 років тому +3505

    One of them should have gone for that Cortina

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol 6 років тому +21

      James Porter if my brother was a presenter with them , he will

    • @buba4267
      @buba4267 6 років тому

      I wouldn’t have

    • @vermilli1350
      @vermilli1350 6 років тому +2

      Charlotte Dunois I see you literally everywhere lmao

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol 6 років тому +1

      I like TG :)

    • @vermilli1350
      @vermilli1350 6 років тому

      Charlotte Dunois who doesn't

  • @jasepaul91
    @jasepaul91 3 роки тому +148

    I love how even the auctioneer was laughing at James having to bid on the Citroen😂

    • @FuuLLSpeeD
      @FuuLLSpeeD 10 місяців тому +4

      The voice crack he had at 1200 😂😂😂

  • @maggnify7844
    @maggnify7844 7 років тому +1254

    0-60 in 31.7 seconds! 😂😂😂

    • @kiyanmilad
      @kiyanmilad 5 років тому +14

      No joke, i guessed 32.

    • @Ersy90
      @Ersy90 4 роки тому +42

      i actually thought he just says no, he cant even get to 60mph

    • @ryanthomas8506
      @ryanthomas8506 4 роки тому +1

      I thought 6 minutes dam was i wrong

    • @Ben-xz3bo
      @Ben-xz3bo 4 роки тому +1

      At that point you might as well walk

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ersy90 That depends how high the cliff is.

  • @TraustiGeir
    @TraustiGeir 3 роки тому +247

    Pause at exactly 4:14 and you will perfectly capture the chemistry between these three and how it radiates around them.

    • @dorgeshuun
      @dorgeshuun 11 місяців тому +11

      You also capture the three blokes in the back laughing at James' misfortune so it is perfect.

  • @Retrofordguy
    @Retrofordguy 6 років тому +1047

    May should have taken that Cortina while he had the chance

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol 6 років тому +3

      Its too basic for him

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer 5 років тому +16

      oh you know him...

    • @Artix902
      @Artix902 4 роки тому +4

      It went up to 5000

  • @chidieberendukwu
    @chidieberendukwu 5 років тому +195

    4:14 The laughter from all the guys in this scene was priceless.

  • @Kal_El1994
    @Kal_El1994 3 роки тому +58

    3:32 always loved how the auctioneer glanced up at James when he said "the last lot!"

  • @Baskentli
    @Baskentli 7 років тому +2395

    That whole auction scene didn't include any driving or any information about any car, but it was way, way more entertaining than the new top gear series combined.
    If you laugh genuinely on a car show, that car show is the shit.

    • @WASIURPA
      @WASIURPA 5 років тому +5

      IKR

    • @chrisbeddows7099
      @chrisbeddows7099 5 років тому +34

      Chris Evans is terrible....full stop....and ginger

    • @vert3432
      @vert3432 4 роки тому +20

      Clarkson's top gear had me laughing all the time and was a pretty good car show imo

    • @agreen182
      @agreen182 4 роки тому +9

      Baskentli those were the golden years of top gear. Even the grand tour doesn’t compare. They were right in their stride and it was glorious

    • @justsomebody79
      @justsomebody79 4 роки тому +19

      @@agreen182 Yeah but the Grand Tour is still a million times better than the new Top Gear.

  • @shtupidmate
    @shtupidmate 3 роки тому +50

    4:36 i always found it fascinating how they can just eyeball how many cylinders the car is running on just by sound

  • @amandataebby
    @amandataebby 5 років тому +440

    Clarkson's laugh when that bright blue Citroen rolled out xD

    • @scalesandwich7923
      @scalesandwich7923 3 роки тому +5

      4:14 The laughter from all the guys in this scene was priceless.

    • @karols432
      @karols432 2 роки тому

      It becomes 10x funnier when you remind yourself of James' beliefs about the French 😂

  • @devgopalan1227
    @devgopalan1227 8 років тому +1484

    they should have bought the ford

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol 6 років тому +4

      Dev Gopalan a 4th presenter who wants to win then yes he/she will take that Cotina

    • @buba4267
      @buba4267 6 років тому +2

      Who would buy a cortina?!

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol 6 років тому +5

      Someone who loves rallying ?

    • @FoMoCo123
      @FoMoCo123 5 років тому +7

      Me. For that money a bargain

    • @wankilbananier8905
      @wankilbananier8905 5 років тому +2

      They should Bought the beetle type 1 !

  • @macblox6871
    @macblox6871 7 років тому +264

    "While Hammond was having a who do you think you are moment"😂😂😂😂

  • @rareblues78daddy
    @rareblues78daddy 6 років тому +535

    4:24 "It's like driving around in a radiogram!"
    ~interior of car looks *just like* a 1930's HMV radiogram~
    James May: Slow, but always 100% correct.

  • @superse7en702
    @superse7en702 5 років тому +119

    That guy in the back of May just enjoyed laughing at every decisions made by those three 😂😂😂

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 роки тому +9

      He got a front row seat to a live Top Gear show.

  • @aimfuldrifter
    @aimfuldrifter 6 років тому +565

    James should have got that purple Triumph Spitfire. It would work nicely in the warm weather of Mallorca.

    • @tomaszlosinski875
      @tomaszlosinski875 5 років тому +2

      LukeInside *Majorca

    • @guitarman813
      @guitarman813 5 років тому +44

      @@tomaszlosinski875 Mallorca is the Spanish spelling. Majorca is the English spelling. ;-)

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 4 роки тому +2

      @@tomaszlosinski875 mallorca

    • @AlienSensei
      @AlienSensei 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder if he knew he'd spend two days racing with a glamour model riding shotgun, he would do thus.

    • @fishfoodie
      @fishfoodie 3 роки тому +6

      It's a Triumph; they'll rust in the Sahara; & overheat in the Arctic.

  • @harveygibbons1113
    @harveygibbons1113 3 роки тому +62

    Richard was right about the night club thing because James didn’t bid and was left with a car he didn’t want 🤣

  • @archierix
    @archierix 6 років тому +188

    3:30 The best part by far.

  • @IgnoredAdviceProductions
    @IgnoredAdviceProductions 4 роки тому +46

    I get so happy when I watch Richard realize the car has heritage in his family

  • @tomoperesnik7354
    @tomoperesnik7354 5 років тому +176

    That laugh at 3:39 is priceless

  • @Matvo
    @Matvo 5 років тому +51

    The Spitfire looked gorgeous. I would have loved to see more of it.

  • @bensstuff1889
    @bensstuff1889 4 роки тому +70

    2:57 😂
    James: Why did u bid on that u halfwit
    Jeremy: it's with ur number
    James: oh I see... HA HA HA HA HA

  • @1marco7kamp
    @1marco7kamp 7 років тому +211

    Jeremy: "Oh my God, what have i done?"
    XD!!!

  • @jaywalkersunite
    @jaywalkersunite 3 роки тому +15

    "What a dismal racket"
    Still one of the sickest burns in TV history.

  • @DowzerWTP72
    @DowzerWTP72 5 років тому +69

    I love that the auction guy is laughing at James buying that POS!

  • @lifeinsidekyoto6553
    @lifeinsidekyoto6553 4 роки тому +27

    I love Jeremy’s laugh when the Citroen comes out, it’s so genuine 😂

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl 3 роки тому +9

    5:34 that face May makes 😂😂so happy/proud

  • @chadwilcox1077
    @chadwilcox1077 5 років тому +34

    3:40 the best you’re screwed laugh

    • @91myroc
      @91myroc 11 місяців тому

      Aw mate 😂😂😂

  • @stratfordbaby
    @stratfordbaby 11 місяців тому +2

    3:38 Bloke grabbing at his nads... BARF.

  • @zachlee7945
    @zachlee7945 7 років тому +146

    Should have gone for the courtina

  • @Firemarioflower
    @Firemarioflower 5 років тому +24

    2:45 "You like the color, bid" HAHAHAHAH

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 5 років тому +20

    4:05 - You know it's a dog when even the auctioneer is laughing.

  • @charlotteleates9375
    @charlotteleates9375 9 місяців тому +2

    “Seriously, what do I do cause I don’t want it! I DONT WANT IT!” 🤣🤣

  • @dennypiedra3058
    @dennypiedra3058 6 років тому +439

    I'm wondering if Hammond still having the taxi.

    • @dankenport2485
      @dankenport2485 6 років тому +163

      He cheated on it with Oliver.

    • @evinoc
      @evinoc 5 років тому +96

      He's the bloke off fake taxi

    • @WASIURPA
      @WASIURPA 5 років тому +2

      @@dankenport2485 OUCH

    • @servicarrider
      @servicarrider 5 років тому +16

      Remember when he brought that little thing (Oliver) back from Africa (Batswana, I looked it up) or south America or wherever the hell it was. Well, not only does he still have it he had it completely restored. But then again, Hamster is an American and we get attached.

    • @petershortland478
      @petershortland478 3 роки тому +1

      @@servicarrider hamster isn't American he was born in Birmingham

  • @Gnumanfan101
    @Gnumanfan101 5 років тому +24

    "1000 POUNDS!"
    "giveittome"
    "Thank you, Sir!"

  • @adelaideautowashes
    @adelaideautowashes 9 місяців тому +6

    If I was one of them I 100% would've gone for that Cortina.

  • @ethanrocket430
    @ethanrocket430 9 місяців тому +2

    The sear displeased sound of “I don’t want that 3:47

  • @thealislife2536
    @thealislife2536 9 місяців тому +3

    There will never be a TV show like this ever again in our life time. Still hilarious with the trio😂

  • @nebiyoudaniel8957
    @nebiyoudaniel8957 3 роки тому +11

    0:26
    "What is that? "
    "A London taxi." 😂😂😂

    • @91myroc
      @91myroc 11 місяців тому

      😂😂 I lost it when Jeremy said that

  • @XenoRacing
    @XenoRacing 14 років тому +11

    man that spitfire was sick

  • @sorcha425
    @sorcha425 13 років тому +5

    I happened on this show and decided to have it on in the background as I worked. I didn't get any work done!! These guys are so funny and I love how you don't need to know anything about cars in order to enjoy this show. This challenge is one of the best.

  • @herbertolegario1068
    @herbertolegario1068 3 роки тому +2

    2:29 "Oh my god. What have i done" I love that phrase, I'll take it with me for the rest of my life.

  • @wadedungan3172
    @wadedungan3172 4 роки тому +8

    Regardless of how many times I see this, I still cackle with Clarkson when that blue Citroen comes rolling in 😂

  • @blu581
    @blu581 7 років тому +733

    I said 30 seconds for 0-60

  • @SemoventeDa
    @SemoventeDa 4 роки тому +8

    "You'll see, my patience will be rewarded."
    Cit.James May

  • @picobyte
    @picobyte 5 років тому +12

    Top Gear was great! Still loving the charme of those elderly dudes.

  • @oboynothim
    @oboynothim 5 років тому +8

    I missed the old top gear. Superb show

  • @andrewtimothy9792
    @andrewtimothy9792 8 років тому +283

    when jeremy bids against that guy with the blue shirt
    what do you expect?
    you think you would win? he probably earn 3k in one week XD

    • @thefizipop
      @thefizipop 8 років тому +42

      +Andrew Timothy while on top gear he made 80k a month + expenses so thats 20k a week :)

    • @andrewtimothy9792
      @andrewtimothy9792 8 років тому +31

      not to mention all other stuff like magazine and advertising and stuff XD

    • @josephsummers2427
      @josephsummers2427 7 років тому +27

      I think he was making the equivalent to over $2,000,000 US per year just a few years ago.

    • @Chirpysemperboy
      @Chirpysemperboy 5 років тому +10

      It's a way some bid wars are made. Make the other guy burn through enough money to "knock him out" of the other items.

    • @ericnguyen7061
      @ericnguyen7061 5 років тому +1

      They make a hell of a lot more money now on the Grand Tou

  • @birdman3120
    @birdman3120 13 років тому +3

    Great programme, one of my favourites on TV. This episode was hilarious.

  • @mortenu.5606
    @mortenu.5606 11 років тому +2

    3.00 I love how James mellows when he sees its his sign

  • @bikramb1
    @bikramb1 7 років тому +51

    what a dismal racket 😂

  • @FakeJeep
    @FakeJeep 14 років тому +10

    "oh my god what have I done!" LMAO

  • @zermecment5781
    @zermecment5781 3 роки тому +2

    These 3 can be doing anything in the world and people will love watching it.

  • @lurkingfell
    @lurkingfell 4 роки тому +2

    "While Richard was having Who do you think you are? moment...."
    Haha.... So funny 😂😂😂

  • @Sirdiggar
    @Sirdiggar 4 роки тому +9

    3:39 his laugh gets me every time

  • @jamesdonnelly5794
    @jamesdonnelly5794 5 років тому +5

    This will always be top gear

  • @timurfattakhov1643
    @timurfattakhov1643 5 років тому +3

    Love that Jeremy's laughing

  • @vintagevinylvets1187
    @vintagevinylvets1187 4 роки тому +1

    We remember this one! This was one of our favorite episodes, absolutely hilarious!😂🎧

  • @patricksmyth9959
    @patricksmyth9959 4 роки тому +3

    That pause that Jeremy has of realisation after Richard called his car a midget is gold😂

  • @b2dmastersniper
    @b2dmastersniper 3 роки тому +5

    I will never get tired of these three laughing at each other

  • @instak9011
    @instak9011 Рік тому +1

    'Did you just bid on that you halfwit!?'
    'Yeah with your number'
    'Oh i see' 😂😂

  • @jonasmcrae2
    @jonasmcrae2 3 роки тому +2

    They should have done auctions more than once! This was brilliant

  • @TekkenBones
    @TekkenBones 5 років тому +5

    1:04 "Go Ugly early" lol

  • @jezzaus2124
    @jezzaus2124 6 років тому +30

    3:37 just has me in stitches.

  • @david05111
    @david05111 3 роки тому +1

    Jezza’s laugh when the Citroën pull out from the back 😂 @ 3:39

  • @YaHNoNYX
    @YaHNoNYX 11 років тому +3

    3:36 - 3:42 jeremys laugh of happiness, I LOLLED :D

  • @scarblade234
    @scarblade234 7 років тому +69

    1:33 - Guy in a HSV Shirt!!

    • @scarblade234
      @scarblade234 7 років тому

      Frostytf 3 cars are all Australian and a 4th is an Australian built Chevy

    • @scarblade234
      @scarblade234 7 років тому

      Frostytf
      Commodore, Ute & Caprice: Australian designed, engineering and manufactured.
      Up until this month the Holden Cruze sedan and hatch were manufactured in Australia. The rear of the hatch was designed in Australia.

    • @backtothegrid3531
      @backtothegrid3531 6 років тому +1

      who cares about who imported what, the point is, you can't get our cars anywhere else, and don't start talking about the American or europesn equivalent.

    • @FMC-ie3qn
      @FMC-ie3qn 6 років тому

      HoldenisAustralian that’s hilarious

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 5 років тому

      Taylor You can get them in New Zealand quite easily...

  • @Darwinpasta
    @Darwinpasta 14 років тому +75

    "What a dismal racket."

  • @jd3076
    @jd3076 4 роки тому +1

    One of the funniest Top Gear Moments for real

  • @SanityTheorist5
    @SanityTheorist5 11 років тому

    This is a truly great show; love it even though I'm not much of a car guy.

  • @carldavies9080
    @carldavies9080 5 років тому +8

    i like that purple spitfire

  • @yogirohmat6088
    @yogirohmat6088 8 років тому +9

    i like when they start the show with buy they car first

  • @myway6847
    @myway6847 4 роки тому +1

    Classic top gear! Never been the same without the trio

  • @rike889
    @rike889 14 років тому +2

    hahaha "no...31.7 seconds" honestly hes my favorite of the group

  • @alastairjones7766
    @alastairjones7766 4 роки тому +3

    1:52 OhCockPosting/BloodyShedManPosting have got that stuck in my head!

  • @ROTAR666
    @ROTAR666 11 років тому +14

    he was probably on holidays.
    but 31 seconds wow.

  • @michael6255
    @michael6255 3 роки тому

    3.39 - genuine sympathy in that laugh lol

  • @LaCorvette
    @LaCorvette 11 років тому +2

    I love how James and Jeremy are laughing at 1:01 :-D

  • @Aurora-nd1zs
    @Aurora-nd1zs 4 роки тому +3

    I love Hammond choice all the time.

  • @smilezor
    @smilezor 7 років тому +128

    james's car, do you need 2 people to start it?

    • @gameking4984
      @gameking4984 6 років тому +1

      McFigroll
      No but you do need to wind it up before using

    • @therickman1990
      @therickman1990 6 років тому +18

      Rubbish, the handcrank is there in case the battery goes flat. It will start on the electric starter no problem.

    • @emersonsitorus1136
      @emersonsitorus1136 3 роки тому

      @@therickman1990 maybe the electric starter WAS on problem.

  • @agreen182
    @agreen182 4 роки тому

    Worth every penny!

  • @ericnguyen7061
    @ericnguyen7061 5 років тому +1

    "Did you just bid on that you half whit" I just had an asthma attack on that part😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @federicobacuzzi2550
    @federicobacuzzi2550 4 роки тому +29

    1:25 R A P G O D
    go away Eminem!!

  • @chris928901
    @chris928901 4 роки тому +3

    I think it's awesome that Hamster ended up purchasing a car built in the same factory where his grandfather worked

  • @guitarforlif
    @guitarforlif 13 років тому +1

    i love jeremy's laugh hahahaha

  • @gen-x_vulcan8478
    @gen-x_vulcan8478 5 років тому +11

    James may: ill let you have a guess
    me: 31.7 seconds
    james may: no 31.7 seconds

  • @bartdegryse9345
    @bartdegryse9345 4 роки тому +5

    clarkson laugh 3:35 and 3:38 ;)

  • @David-ud9ju
    @David-ud9ju 6 років тому

    I would definitely have gone for the Triumph Spitfire; that thing looked awesome.

  • @turboeddude4849
    @turboeddude4849 Рік тому +2

    If I went to this auction now with the prices of then, I’d leave with the parking lot.

  • @ThatMSportGuy
    @ThatMSportGuy 3 роки тому +4

    4:19 "Adult Warehouse"

  • @No.Handle31
    @No.Handle31 6 років тому +5

    I would have had that Rover P6

  • @mikulitsi1819
    @mikulitsi1819 Рік тому +1

    3:35 will never forget this moment of Top Gear 🤣🤣🤣

  • @onydude
    @onydude 14 років тому

    TopGear, is the BEST!

  • @marekmasopust3998
    @marekmasopust3998 4 роки тому +3

    "It's a car, I'm after it."