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  • Опубліковано 14 сер 2008
  • The Top Gear boys are all given £1500 to buy a second hand Porsche. As the Top Gear production team provide a variety of challenges to put their purchases to the test, who will come out victorious as the best bargain buyer, and who will be shown to be the worst at selecting a vintage (and cheap!) Porsche? Subscribe: bit.ly/SubscribeToTopGear
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  • @appelpower1
    @appelpower1 8 років тому +15209

    According to what Andy Wilman wrote in Top Gear Magazine, this was the very beginning of the cheap car challenge tradition. It was supposed to be a film on how good a cheap Porsche can be, but when Jeremy's car broke down so quickly, Jezza decided that old rubbish breaking down was more fun than new cars working perfectly. Thus, the cheap car challenge was born.

    • @appelpower1
      @appelpower1 8 років тому +130

      eddie90 Did they do that first? I remember seeing it (although I can't find it anymore), and I rather liked it. Though it perhaps wasn't really a classic cheap car challenge. The cars worked quite well, didn't break down and weren't modified in any way. It was more journalistic and less pure entertainment than this Porsche challenge and all the ones after it...

    • @appelpower1
      @appelpower1 8 років тому +5

      eddie90 I guess it did, yes.

    • @RWoody1995
      @RWoody1995 7 років тому +119

      If you ask me the £100 challenge was as entertaining as all the others, especially the ending with the surprise of clarkson having spent only £1 on the car xD

    • @appelpower1
      @appelpower1 7 років тому +54

      megaspeed2v2 I do stand by the fact that the 100 quid car challenge was mostly intended to show how good a 100 pound car can be. Maybe that's the difference: the 100 quid challenge was ambitious, but not really rubbish. The cars were really surprisingly good, by some stretch it counts as useful consumer advice.. This one was the first of many to genuinely go by that motto.

    • @RWoody1995
      @RWoody1995 7 років тому +13

      appelpower1 I agree it was a good factual segment, but I think having a factual element also helps make these things more entertaining, when its pure jokes it wears thin fast.

  • @1996mrconanedogawa
    @1996mrconanedogawa 3 роки тому +8173

    After the story about his dad, I just realized that every Jeremy's porsche for challenge or special episodes are always 928

    • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
      @user-ns3vs3bp3e 3 роки тому +1638

      Honestly don’t blame him, if a car they built and lent me to review was the reason I got to say goodbye to my dad it would probably be my favourite car ever made.

    • @ajemajh
      @ajemajh 3 роки тому +27

      egged

    • @Shakes-Off-Fear
      @Shakes-Off-Fear 3 роки тому +249

      He had a 944 in the RWD coupe challenge in France

    • @Josh_Wright
      @Josh_Wright 3 роки тому +131

      All? It's only been twice lmao

    • @dydanz
      @dydanz 3 роки тому +210

      he had special memory with this car as he drove this to met his father moments before passed away.

  • @thfreakinacage
    @thfreakinacage 3 роки тому +8240

    Sometimes Clarkson's genius, truly is quite frightening.

    • @adils786
      @adils786 3 роки тому +182

      it generates gravity!

    • @n4n1damn
      @n4n1damn 3 роки тому +45

      Yeah I'm sure that wasn't in the script or anything. His own idea for sure.

    • @adils786
      @adils786 3 роки тому +75

      @@n4n1damn it's a reference, you dunce

    • @n4n1damn
      @n4n1damn 3 роки тому +10

      @@adils786 yeah I'm a dunce cos I don't know some obscure fucking reference that all the fanboys in the circle jerk know. Sure.

    • @adils786
      @adils786 3 роки тому +75

      @@n4n1damn keep crying lmao. 2 comments and already the world can see how miserable your life is. Impressive.

  • @kr63
    @kr63 3 роки тому +11950

    To be honest Jeremy’s Porsche furniture was pretty dope. Porsche Design would charge you like £10k for something similar 😂

  • @NeedForSpeed.2004
    @NeedForSpeed.2004 3 роки тому +3763

    The actual reason Jeremy chose a 928 is actually very heartwarming

    • @BaxterCash
      @BaxterCash 3 роки тому +8

      Mh

    • @grymbathym635
      @grymbathym635 2 роки тому +6

      True

    • @GranTruismo4head
      @GranTruismo4head 2 роки тому +566

      He chose it twice, he talked about the reason he loved the 928 in the Patagonia special how he was able to because he was testing it for the 1977-2000 top gear rendition, and he found out his dad was in the hospital and he only had one chance to say goodbye to him, he got himself down to the hospital and was able to say goodbye to him because of that 928.

    • @NeedForSpeed.2004
      @NeedForSpeed.2004 2 роки тому +25

      @@GranTruismo4head exactly right

    • @togafly.
      @togafly. 2 роки тому +25

      @@GranTruismo4head extremely heartwarming

  • @Zapp3012
    @Zapp3012 7 років тому +10362

    I hope they do more of these on Amazon. I much prefer these old car challenges than watching a new Ferrari or whatever.

  • @computertools
    @computertools 3 роки тому +1094

    This is honestly the golden age of Top Gear

    • @L_back
      @L_back 2 роки тому +46

      The entire period of these three starring as the hosts of this show was the golden age of Top Gear

    • @maxhaughton1964
      @maxhaughton1964 2 роки тому +41

      @@L_back yeah but a lot of the best moments are from roughly this period. Basically before they got too rich / old.

    • @Zaksporebrainiac
      @Zaksporebrainiac Рік тому +12

      @@maxhaughton1964 Yeah, the humour started feeling rather forced towards the end when the production exaggerated a lot of awkward moments.

    • @kdpwt
      @kdpwt 11 місяців тому +4

      Agree. Pre 2010 topgear was special

  • @gandurk
    @gandurk 3 роки тому +3207

    5:14:
    Jeremy: Its the flames!
    Richard: I did those, with the help of an art college friend
    James: *baby dinosaur noises*

  • @flynnparish9833
    @flynnparish9833 4 роки тому +1397

    The 928 was always special in Jeremy''s heart. Recalling Clarkson explaining the event regarding the visit to see his dad for the last time.

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 2 роки тому +43

      If I recall that's where he gained his appreciation for fast cars, cuz without a really fast car he might never have got to say goodbye. I think when he got there his dad passed away only 30 minutes later. I bet the chicken he brought for his ma was still warm

    • @jordanp7927
      @jordanp7927 Рік тому +3

      Jesus Christ loves you

  • @jackmcdonald8355
    @jackmcdonald8355 7 років тому +5405

    "How did you clean it? With...a man. He's just spent his money on a man."

    • @masterkashif8978
      @masterkashif8978 7 років тому +24

      In apocarian cliffs

    • @aimfuldrifter
      @aimfuldrifter 6 років тому +88

      I bet James did it himself, he loves tweaking.

    • @benbyronn
      @benbyronn 5 років тому +4

      😂

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 4 роки тому +42

      Porsche manual: call a man.

    • @bsfoxo3329
      @bsfoxo3329 4 роки тому +4

      Omg that's crazy you're not gona believe it but this conversation appeared on my screen as well

  • @matthewhopkins666
    @matthewhopkins666 3 роки тому +504

    I like how Clarkson knew his car would be a disaster before even starting the first challenge.
    He just bought a 928 because it's his favourite Porsche for very sentimental reasons.

  • @harrysutton3765
    @harrysutton3765 3 роки тому +1167

    "ORR SOMEONE RITE ERREVEN"
    Times sure were different back in 2004.

    • @cccpkingu
      @cccpkingu 3 роки тому +206

      You wrote "better" wrong.

    • @everybodylieshm
      @everybodylieshm 3 роки тому +104

      Yeah people didnt go out of their way to get offended yet. Good times.

    • @thegearknob7161
      @thegearknob7161 3 роки тому +9

      There's a reason they probably don't care. Beyond any other reasons, It doesn't even make sense. Chinese, from what little I know of it, has distinct L and R sounds. So they can say eleven just fine. Written, it's 十一 which doesn't look like a burnout either.

    • @Shakes-Off-Fear
      @Shakes-Off-Fear 3 роки тому +46

      Openly racist, yes

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 3 роки тому +19

      Mmmm, no.
      That was still *massively* racist then. But also ironic, so perfectry acceptable.

  • @CountryHouseGent
    @CountryHouseGent 7 років тому +7186

    So that's where the Top Gear V8 Table came from.

    • @chrindo8237
      @chrindo8237 7 років тому +446

      CountryHouseGent For the news and the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car interview table it's a V12

    • @yo-no9879
      @yo-no9879 7 років тому +275

      if you look closely, its actually a v12

    • @asomedeadmou5
      @asomedeadmou5 7 років тому +103

      also i think its from a jag

    • @petrolhead982
      @petrolhead982 6 років тому +280

      CountryHouseGent their table was Jaguar V12 from series 3 when they killed Black Stig with the aircarrier catapulte

    • @Karlywoo_Plays
      @Karlywoo_Plays 6 років тому +7

      CountryHouseGent 3

  • @AnimilesYT
    @AnimilesYT 8 років тому +4190

    I'd love that table though

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 7 років тому +2

      What about the anime?

    • @AnimilesYT
      @AnimilesYT 7 років тому +3

      Alex The Kaiser Not going to watch that. I'm aware of what it is xD

    • @AnimilesYT
      @AnimilesYT 7 років тому +5

      Alex The Kaiser Well, he is a furry. He'll probably like it :p

    • @purmanundvykass4364
      @purmanundvykass4364 7 років тому

      Animiles and the new law enforcement officers are not a man who is the man tong
      Top gear

    • @alexander_richter
      @alexander_richter 6 років тому

      Animiles I was waiting almost 10 minutes for your comment to make sense. Next time please mention that the table appeared in the last 2s of the video

  • @attacheli9591
    @attacheli9591 3 роки тому +369

    "A classic Porshe!" *Comes in an Elefant with busted transmission and engine on fire*

    • @MoonBoyClips
      @MoonBoyClips 3 роки тому +9

      I much prefer the Maus over the Ferdinand

    • @attacheli9591
      @attacheli9591 3 роки тому +18

      @@MoonBoyClips *Ahhh* the allied CAS training program

    • @MoonBoyClips
      @MoonBoyClips 3 роки тому +5

      More like soviet tank capture training

    • @attacheli9591
      @attacheli9591 3 роки тому +4

      @@MoonBoyClips Imagine declaring war with a nation that can outproduce in every way while at war with 2 superpowers

    • @attacheli9591
      @attacheli9591 3 роки тому +3

      This post was made by Soviet gang

  • @claytonwomack3771
    @claytonwomack3771 4 роки тому +124

    I might be crazy but I love the way a 944 looks especially James’s white one

    • @PAC-MANN
      @PAC-MANN 4 роки тому +4

      why be crazy those cars are 10k at least crappy ones and goes up 15k to 30k . the ones on the show is a bad condition from junk yard thats why. these cars are only going up in prices.

    • @tbone2416
      @tbone2416 Рік тому

      They look really cool

    • @miguelfagan8537
      @miguelfagan8537 10 місяців тому

      Nah dude. You are right. It looks very sporty...

    • @Demiglitch
      @Demiglitch 7 місяців тому

      Budget cocaine dealer's car.

    • @jack.9235
      @jack.9235 3 місяці тому

      @@PAC-MANNthey’re like 3 grand here

  • @tijmen131
    @tijmen131 6 років тому +607

    so May has -73, Hammond has -1471 and Clarkson has 178. That means Jeremy has won.

    • @TheSpotify95
      @TheSpotify95 3 роки тому +53

      Hammond should have done what Clarkson did, which was to sell his car for the spare parts only. That way, he'd at least recoup some money back.

    • @Cascroft-lp6ir
      @Cascroft-lp6ir 3 роки тому +31

      @@TheSpotify95 But then the car wouldn't still be around today. Was sold at auction for £1000 in 2017.

    • @FatGouf
      @FatGouf 3 роки тому +2

      Hammond: "Mine's got more number in it, so I win!"

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 2 роки тому +21

      @@Cascroft-lp6ir So Hammo’s still down 500 quid😂

    • @bartdegryse9345
      @bartdegryse9345 2 роки тому +4

      "Then there's a bit of a gap"

  • @SmileyLegoGuy
    @SmileyLegoGuy 10 років тому +2656

    They either drive incredibly crappy cars, or supercars worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. There is no in between.

    • @vvn933
      @vvn933 10 років тому +260

      false, there is an in between. you obviously dont watch top gear enough

    • @RUFuggingKidding
      @RUFuggingKidding 10 років тому +114

      really need to watch more episodes

    • @SmileyLegoGuy
      @SmileyLegoGuy 10 років тому +166

      Vince Van nes It's a joke, man. I am addicted to this show

    • @SheetFiber
      @SheetFiber 7 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @thewanderer5506
      @thewanderer5506 7 років тому +11

      SmileyLegoGuy they have done an episode, where they tested cars that people like me and you would buy, its actually quite interesting

  • @amyshaw893
    @amyshaw893 2 роки тому +22

    5:52 i enjoy how just for a second you can see theyve been playing naughts and crosses on the blackboard paint of Jeremy's car

  • @Optical_slay3r
    @Optical_slay3r Рік тому +66

    I love how they ended up using the porsche furniture on the show

  • @Mellow39
    @Mellow39 8 років тому +1927

    ''SOMEONE WROTE ERREVEN'' - I laughed my ass off :D

    • @x007russian
      @x007russian 8 років тому

      loll

    • @jakekrynock8270
      @jakekrynock8270 8 років тому +10

      I'm still laughing while typing this hahahahahahaha

    • @greybeard29
      @greybeard29 8 років тому +87

      I'm surprised people never kicked off about that

    • @thecarguy1450
      @thecarguy1450 7 років тому +68

      imagine if he said that today of Top Gear was still here. Soo many people would get offended.

    • @Maghanashi
      @Maghanashi 6 років тому +26

      Orr! SOMEONE OFFENRED?

  • @CEO100able
    @CEO100able 5 років тому +2902

    £1,500 = $1,970.68 (USD)

    • @TheXenonPhoenix
      @TheXenonPhoenix 3 роки тому +629

      This episode came out in 2004, so adjusted for inflation it would be about $2,689.44 today

    • @alfredbright5923
      @alfredbright5923 3 роки тому +66

      Science boi

    • @garvchaudhary2993
      @garvchaudhary2993 3 роки тому

      ​@@somebody700

    • @garvchaudhary2993
      @garvchaudhary2993 3 роки тому +5

      $1,947 in 2008 is worth $2,350.46 today

    • @taekwondotime
      @taekwondotime 3 роки тому +9

      ​@Ezra Redgwell My thoughts exactly! :) And they wouldn't be able to find a Porsche of any kind that still runs (in Canada) for less than $4,000 Cdn. Best they could do is get a set of four tires (maybe). The prices in Canada for everything are of another world. Everything is more expensive here. There's no such thing as a "cheap" car in Canada. A Hyundai Accent starts at $15,000 in Canada.

  • @ANGELOFDARKification
    @ANGELOFDARKification 4 роки тому +579

    They cut out the part where James engine started spitting oil and ruined all his cleaning😂😂

  • @Wankshaftsbury
    @Wankshaftsbury 3 роки тому +75

    For me, this was the episode when Top Gear crossed over from car-bore show to mainstream entertainment. It was what Hammond did to fix up his car. I actually laughed out loud.

    • @adrielsebastian5216
      @adrielsebastian5216 2 роки тому +9

      We all know that Top Gear wasn't about cars (well, apart from some early episodes), it was about these three middle-aged guys who just happened to like cars.

  • @matchboxcody
    @matchboxcody 4 роки тому +253

    Hammond always scores amazing deals. Definitely the most level headed and frugal of the group

    • @VigilanteAgumon
      @VigilanteAgumon Рік тому +22

      He probably learned from Jason Dawe during his brief time on the show. He was a former used car salesman after all.

    • @rep100Luxio
      @rep100Luxio Рік тому +2

      Yeah sure, most of those cheap cars he chose were are all undrivable

    • @Fantastika
      @Fantastika 3 місяці тому

      Well he grew up in Birmingham

  • @Jesseboy1610
    @Jesseboy1610 9 років тому +2585

    So i just found out jeremy has a big sentimental reason for choosing the 928..sad story

    • @jacobbegley1722
      @jacobbegley1722 9 років тому +92

      well... what is it?

    • @captaincrumpet5558
      @captaincrumpet5558 9 років тому +1221

      Jacob Begley if you watch the Patagonia special, he says that he needed a reliable car to get to the hospital where his dad would eventually die, and at the time he chose the 928 because he was testing it :(

    • @tissot233
      @tissot233 9 років тому +1304

      Phoenix Intergrale Also he got the hospital 30 minutes before his dad died, and said that he can thank the 170 mile top speed of 928 that he made it there before his dad died.

    • @Hachiae
      @Hachiae 9 років тому +706

      ***** after just watching the moms episode where they get all 3 of their moms to test cars and reading the comments, i also found out that Clarkson lost his mom last year too.
      dam i feel for Clarkson considering he also just lost his job.

    • @shubobtv
      @shubobtv 5 років тому +321

      Thats what makes cars special...when they hold a special sentimental place in your heart for one reason or another. Although it might not be the latest and greatest but to you it is the greatest.

  • @alfa_guy09
    @alfa_guy09 3 роки тому +52

    2:26 I love this part. They are actually acting like true friends and it’s aMaZiNg!

    • @MirrorMonolith
      @MirrorMonolith 2 роки тому +11

      That was above all else the true genius of Top Gear. They really were just three average blokes that never grew past grade school lavatory humor. They reminded us of the simpler times with the friends we grew up with.

  • @deano4233
    @deano4233 3 роки тому +345

    When Jeremy did the Chinese 11 and imitated the voice I was crying with laughter

    • @legioner9
      @legioner9 3 роки тому +12

      Same here, best part of the video 😂😂😂

    • @chippsdubbo89
      @chippsdubbo89 2 роки тому +10

      Woke culture is coming for that you and laughter you experienced.

    • @notoriousedits101
      @notoriousedits101 2 роки тому +8

      Ha that’s hilarious it’s at 7:19 btw

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому +17

      @@chippsdubbo89 stop fearmongering, it does no help to anyone including yourself.

    • @chippsdubbo89
      @chippsdubbo89 2 роки тому +1

      @@Alex-cw3rz Ignoring problems does nobody any good.

  • @nasanasa3
    @nasanasa3 10 років тому +375

    So THAT'S where that damn engine table came from.

  • @judahchadwick6577
    @judahchadwick6577 8 років тому +228

    That bucket seat and V8 block table combo is actually a really good idea. Hmm....

  • @camy205
    @camy205 3 роки тому +63

    5:10 is one of my favourite moments in the show, they are genuinely laughing their asses off 🤣

  • @Jimmy-ng4wy
    @Jimmy-ng4wy 2 роки тому +13

    4:52
    "he just spent his money on a man"
    Lol im dead

  • @marvinheemeyer6660
    @marvinheemeyer6660 5 років тому +32

    8:45 I LOVE Hammonds reaction!!!

  • @samwain5073
    @samwain5073 7 років тому +2097

    Oooo sumon write ereven!

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 6 років тому +10

      XD ahaha

    • @Bammer2001
      @Bammer2001 6 років тому +31

      "This is all just rubbish. That's not an eleven, is it?!"

    • @TheSpanielXD
      @TheSpanielXD 5 років тому +3

      I still can't work out that joke!! 10 years on and I still don't know what he means!

    • @joshkirkham4281
      @joshkirkham4281 5 років тому +46

      Spaniel what’s not to get? His 11s looked like it could pass as a stereotypical Chinese symbol of 11

    • @TheSpanielXD
      @TheSpanielXD 5 років тому +30

      Josh Kirkham Alas I need to brush up on my stereotypical Chinese symbols!

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 3 роки тому +34

    6:30 - love how Clarkson distracts Hammond from the fact that Hammond beat him, by putting him on the defensive about being slower than James.

  • @s1lm4r1l6
    @s1lm4r1l6 Рік тому +16

    1:21 That little smirk by Hammond as he sees where James is going. Hilarious.

  • @brickhead48
    @brickhead48 9 років тому +241

    This is one of the best challenges they did, just epic

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 9 років тому +31

      it is, it's also remind me of NFS Porsche Unleashed

    • @aimfuldrifter
      @aimfuldrifter 6 років тому

      Well, it was pretty basic. They did better stuff later on.

    • @lordgustav6227
      @lordgustav6227 6 років тому

      JB95 Congrats I'm your 90th like have a nice day.

  • @erikhelkimo
    @erikhelkimo 8 років тому +106

    James' laugh at 5:18 is hilarious!!

    • @KHAAAAAAAANNN
      @KHAAAAAAAANNN 8 років тому +5

      +Erik Helkimo Its like a goose!

    • @erikhelkimo
      @erikhelkimo 8 років тому

      KHAAAAAAAANNN I know, haha!

    • @haydenbush
      @haydenbush 4 роки тому +4

      Nobody:
      James May: WHEEZE

  • @AndroidSunner
    @AndroidSunner 3 роки тому +111

    After watching the Patagonia Special a few years ago, now I Know why Jeremy wanted the 928 not only for this challenge but also for every chance he got to get one.

  • @sickcxnt9444
    @sickcxnt9444 3 роки тому +12

    9:31 that right there is proper creative problem solving

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 8 років тому +446

    So they just skipped the entire trip to Brighton... Thanks BBC...

    • @eruc4828
      @eruc4828 4 роки тому +5

      I live ur pfp tho very democratic

    • @alibekir6043
      @alibekir6043 4 роки тому +3

      that was the cheap supercar challenge, not this one

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 4 роки тому

      Finland

    • @Dotman-mn8rb
      @Dotman-mn8rb 3 роки тому

      I think back when this was uploaded back in 2008 UA-cam had a maximum video length of about ten minutes, therefore the BBC had to cut a fair bit out of the challenges

  • @GorillaProduction38
    @GorillaProduction38 8 років тому +343

    Please don't ruin the 928! Please don't ruin the 928! Please don't ruin the...oh, shit!

    • @HazewinDog
      @HazewinDog 8 років тому +6

      +GorillaProduction38 yeah, I don't mind them messing up new/common cars, but don't ruin classics TT

    • @appelpower1
      @appelpower1 8 років тому +18

      It's not like this one was any good anymore...

    • @GorillaProduction38
      @GorillaProduction38 8 років тому +2

      appelpower1 I wish you saw the shape my VW Type 2 was into when I've bought it two years ago. Comparing to my van this 928 was almost factory new.

    • @alip82
      @alip82 8 років тому

      +HazewinDog why do you type don't like that

    • @appelpower1
      @appelpower1 8 років тому +1

      GorillaProduction38 I doubt that. This car was mechanically ruined, I doubt restoring it would be worth it, even if the 928 is normally a magnificant and rather rare car.

  • @pedrosilvamusician
    @pedrosilvamusician 2 роки тому +51

    Am I the only crazy guy who has seen these challenges multiple times and still enjoys them?

  • @neilcarey
    @neilcarey 3 роки тому +7

    07:39 The guy in the white jacket is Alex Renton (who at the time, Series 5, was a researcher on the show) and is now executive producer on the current Top Gear.

  • @Proff0ak
    @Proff0ak 9 років тому +1419

    The 928 was my dream car when I was a kid.
    Why, you may ask.
    One word.
    Scarface.

    • @EvoPower2010
      @EvoPower2010 8 років тому +21

      ***** YES! That showroom standing silver 928

    • @Proff0ak
      @Proff0ak 8 років тому +51

      DAZ605 "bulletproof this, and here ,and the windows, and get me one of them phones, ya know with a... with a scrambler. And a radio with scanners, to pick up flying saucers, stuff like that"

    • @itmcbhpbgf.6374
      @itmcbhpbgf.6374 8 років тому +21

      ***** another 928 allowed Clarkson to see his ill fated father before he passed away.

    • @phenomenologicalparadox5216
      @phenomenologicalparadox5216 8 років тому +1

      +Eggly Bagelface I see you everywhere on youtube :D

    • @Proff0ak
      @Proff0ak 8 років тому

      BluebirdFLYs where?

  • @thewanderer5506
    @thewanderer5506 7 років тому +8

    9:02 And on that bombshell,
    GOODNIGHT

  • @slihb
    @slihb 3 роки тому +24

    That wheeze at 5:18 is pure Clarkson brilliance

    • @SharpAsABricc
      @SharpAsABricc 2 роки тому +7

      That was James's wheeze. Still brilliant though

  • @tom3056
    @tom3056 4 роки тому +248

    "How did you clean it?"
    "With... a man"
    "He's just spent his money on a man"

    • @georgiaggett3007
      @georgiaggett3007 3 роки тому +1

      So that's where the Top Gear V8 Table came from.

  • @NoBoost1
    @NoBoost1 8 років тому +708

    for once I'm proud of may. I love the 944

    • @sylme.7272
      @sylme.7272 8 років тому +24

      my dad used to have a 944 when he was younger now hes got boxster which is very ugly in my opinion

    • @NoBoost1
      @NoBoost1 8 років тому +26

      +pokemon 4ever I'm personally a huge fan of the 944 and the 964. They look nice imo

    • @henningptr2400
      @henningptr2400 7 років тому +3

      which boxster does he own, if im allowed to ask ?

    • @chrindo8237
      @chrindo8237 7 років тому +3

      959 doe

    • @RM-qm6op
      @RM-qm6op 6 років тому +9

      Syl Me. 944's are just the best, my dad had a Porsche 944 and 924 business.
      Must have had a good 20-30 of them within 10 years and it was so nice to walk out the front door in the countryside seeing them.

  • @martinistse
    @martinistse 7 років тому +413

    the white hair judge's hair is so white, it looked as if he didn't have hair when he was walking in front of the clouds, it just blended in so well. hint hint 5:48

  • @spedups0ngs
    @spedups0ngs 3 роки тому +6

    3:19 for those who are wondering what is the name of the song,it is Zero 7-Look Up

  • @bigwhoopboy
    @bigwhoopboy 2 роки тому +60

    Top gear at it's peak.
    From the music to the story to the genuine laughter.. just amazing.
    I've watched this clip 100s of times and it cracks me up no matter what.

  • @eddypoopoo
    @eddypoopoo 9 років тому +547

    The region of China, just near Tibet; "Somebody write eleven"

  • @northernzeus768
    @northernzeus768 3 роки тому +47

    It’s good to see Porsches age just like people.
    Steam from the front, water underneath and smoke from the back.

  • @Seeker-wq8jc
    @Seeker-wq8jc 2 роки тому +7

    "I've seen one advertised for more than this as - spares"...man, the foreshadowing. You really have to admit it was genius what Clarkson did, though. I would never have thought to turn a junk beater Porsche nobody in their right mind would want into a practical art project that appeals to car (especially Porsche) enthusiasts. What car guy out there doesn't want a table in their living room that's the engine block of a 928 with glass on top? Just hope they never watched Top Gear. As cool as it is, that engine was a mechanic's nightmare.

  • @stuarts9521
    @stuarts9521 Рік тому +21

    The slightly muted wheeze of May’a laugh at 5:18 always kills me. Miss these guys.

  • @vulcanproject
    @vulcanproject 9 років тому +81

    Jeremy liked 928s before Argentina got angry. Do you know how hard it would have been to specifically find a 928 with that number plate? It's not as if Porsche sold a zillion of them in the U.K. There were very expensive when they were new, something like £150k in today's money

    • @AnimalZone-tv9id
      @AnimalZone-tv9id 5 років тому

      So a new 928 or a jaguar e type

    • @wizardrhyme9597
      @wizardrhyme9597 5 років тому +6

      The price for a high spec 1990 Porsche 928 in today's money were about 75-82k definitely not 150.

  • @murphy1845
    @murphy1845 3 роки тому +13

    7:20 Jeremys Chinese accent lmao
    “Ore somron write an ereven”

    • @mitchcash760
      @mitchcash760 Рік тому +1

      Another racist moment from Top Gear that they got away with back then.

  • @Goremize
    @Goremize 4 роки тому +56

    "laughing at each other is not a scientific measure" xD

  • @Christoff1996
    @Christoff1996 3 роки тому +20

    Loved these challenges when I was growing up, just so entertaining and also introduced me to the world of classic cars. 18 years later at the age of 25 I have finally bought my own 1982 Porsche 944 for £9000, to think 20 years ago they were so cheap! Even project cars are over £5000 so these really have shot up in value in the last few years

  • @jezzaus2124
    @jezzaus2124 6 років тому +23

    4:35 gets me everytime 😂

  • @Kevinduddo
    @Kevinduddo 9 років тому +521

    5:17 listen closely

    • @rovenzoo
      @rovenzoo 9 років тому +200

      *Quacking noises*

    • @Ozzpot
      @Ozzpot 9 років тому +88

      Rovenzoo Maybe it's James May laughing.* He is noted for his occasional quack laugh, such as when Hammond banged his head on the camera in the Panamera.
      *I don't really think it's James May laughing.

    • @soduno596
      @soduno596 9 років тому +16

      timmy3069 James' laugh is so awesome :D

    • @georgem7341
      @georgem7341 9 років тому

      timmy3069 DEAD LOL

    • @Proff0ak
      @Proff0ak 9 років тому

      timmy3069 I'm guessing Clarkson noises.

  • @CuriousPug12
    @CuriousPug12 3 роки тому +8

    2:18
    James may with the overshadow about the end result of that 928

  • @Doughboy-tt3tv
    @Doughboy-tt3tv 4 роки тому +8

    5:18 james laugh is so priceless 😂

  • @bearmouse1000
    @bearmouse1000 9 років тому +272

    Saddens me that this show is over (at least for the time being) after so many years. But now i have 22 seasons to go back and re-watch :))

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 9 років тому +5

      It's over because 30% of it got kicked off the show

    • @hanif12able
      @hanif12able 9 років тому +6

      Derik von Soltanjan they're back on the road.

    • @GhostEye31
      @GhostEye31 8 років тому +4

      Apparently Netflix has gotten them signed on to do a new show, all three of them presumably about cars.

    • @liamhorswell3350
      @liamhorswell3350 8 років тому +12

      GhostEye31 it been confirmed that prime tv are showing it

    • @hamirthapar6788
      @hamirthapar6788 8 років тому

      +Derik von Soltanjan And then what?

  • @astrotbz547
    @astrotbz547 7 років тому +340

    at 5:09 we can see the first form of ricer

    • @mediatrix.471
      @mediatrix.471 6 років тому +40

      tbz13 xo hey that sticker is 374 more horsepower

    • @savagesock3598
      @savagesock3598 5 років тому

      Yep

    • @user-si2cy7vn4k
      @user-si2cy7vn4k 4 роки тому

      its a richard gulf racing edition🥴

    • @baoquoc3710
      @baoquoc3710 4 роки тому

      Im died when i knew tg has invented the "ricer" form of work😂😂🤣🤣

    • @bananasstuff3344
      @bananasstuff3344 4 роки тому

      @@mediatrix.471 what you mean 374 times original power?

  • @DeathBringer769
    @DeathBringer769 3 роки тому +18

    This was one of the first episodes of Top Gear I saw back in the day. Instantly got me hooked.

  • @ramal5708
    @ramal5708 3 роки тому +54

    They cut the funny parts, where jeremy loses his water in the engine and the part where the porsche owners jury take exact look of the cars

  • @xeroxsos3659
    @xeroxsos3659 3 роки тому +109

    Can't stop laughing at the "Oh! Someone write a ereven!" xD

    • @legioner9
      @legioner9 3 роки тому

      Same here 😂. Funniest scene in the episode, and not only 😂

    • @honkhonk8009
      @honkhonk8009 2 роки тому +1

      I dont get it. Whats the joke?

    • @Price1985
      @Price1985 2 роки тому

      @@honkhonk8009 asian people cant pronounce l's properly

  • @dickievanleijen1545
    @dickievanleijen1545 8 років тому +129

    that furniture 😂. sick. I think I want something like that later in my home

  • @jonnygiblin4495
    @jonnygiblin4495 7 місяців тому +5

    watching this in late 2023 its absolutely INSANE that these cars were even close to 1500. let alone that 928

  • @CroCrux
    @CroCrux Рік тому +5

    Damn! TopGear has been on youtube longer than PewDiePie. And always better 🍻

  • @artybuttonusa9974
    @artybuttonusa9974 7 років тому +9

    im an American and this is so funny that you can which this over and over again and not get bored of it. :)

    • @TheUKFireFox
      @TheUKFireFox 7 років тому

      Jeremy Kamande Watch*

    • @yurei3714
      @yurei3714 7 років тому +1

      well its better then your version

  • @linuskristian
    @linuskristian 3 роки тому +6

    6:13 there's just something magical seeing Jeremy, Hammond and James run as a flock like that XD

  • @xxDrain
    @xxDrain 3 роки тому +13

    2:36 look how Clarkson raises his eyebrows at the end when it hits him that "remove the bonnet" is actually a good idea :D

  • @user-vf8eh9th5t
    @user-vf8eh9th5t 9 місяців тому +2

    How did you clean it. ? " with a man."😂😂😂 "He spent he's money on a man"😂😂😂😂

  • @_Peregrine_
    @_Peregrine_ 5 років тому +11

    Why does James say that so hilariously 😂 3:06

  • @factcheck101jones8
    @factcheck101jones8 5 років тому +8

    BEST SHOW EVER !!!
    Thank you Jeremy, James & Richard !!!!
    Love Top Gear! Every episode!

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 Рік тому +2

    7:22 “Ohhh, someone write erreven!” 😂😂

  • @ZemzyOseris
    @ZemzyOseris 8 місяців тому +1

    5:18 James' wheeze is everything

  • @cidertom5140
    @cidertom5140 3 роки тому +8

    Love the way jeremy says “look at the door handles” whilst not trying to laugh and then promptly laughs

  • @Laylow98lx
    @Laylow98lx 8 місяців тому +4

    James laugh at 5:18 gets me all the time 😂😂😂

  • @bradenb803
    @bradenb803 3 роки тому +15

    And thus, the iconic set pieces were created

  • @Alex-me9zg
    @Alex-me9zg 3 роки тому +47

    I might be crazy, but I do like the look of the 944

  • @pswitch9553
    @pswitch9553 8 років тому +28

    1:02 Music: Beat Me Till I'm Blue by Alan Hawkshaw

  • @thelatiosmaster
    @thelatiosmaster 4 роки тому +18

    if you are complaining about Jeremy 928, that car was doomed already: those engine damages and rust made a salvage basicaly impossible to be done.
    to have sell it as spares is really the best he could do, so other 928 can be salvaged

  • @simonsauter3229
    @simonsauter3229 2 роки тому +2

    This was my favourite era of top gear, I loved their cheap car challenges!

  • @Doughboy-tt3tv
    @Doughboy-tt3tv 4 роки тому +7

    5:17 that laugh doe 🤣

  • @whackyjinak4978
    @whackyjinak4978 6 років тому +12

    "Jeremy you clot, you're supposed to put the underseal on the bottom of the car!" XD

  • @noahelliott5458
    @noahelliott5458 8 років тому +12

    1:34 and who knew that that is the car Jeremy would use in the Patigonia Special.

    • @jeffreyberry4780
      @jeffreyberry4780 3 роки тому

      he had 2 944's one was int he Ambulance challenge in series 22 and the other was in the rear wheel drive one where he manages to mend a few things on his car from series 13

    • @mitchcash760
      @mitchcash760 Рік тому

      And it was a piece of shit in that too. He has sentimental value because it's the car he drove to see his dad half an hour before he died.

  • @Artofficial1986
    @Artofficial1986 3 роки тому +13

    I miss seeing them having such fun with cars. I've watched these three so long I feel like they're my mates lol. Thanks for all the laughs guys!

  • @alexiep2422
    @alexiep2422 4 роки тому +8

    Damn man. These guys aren’t the same. Top Gear/BBC really did get the best of them.

    • @sukhdevr3489
      @sukhdevr3489 4 роки тому +1

      Well obviously they were in their 30s and 40s here now they're in theirb50s and 60s

  • @riclee371
    @riclee371 4 роки тому +8

    " In fact, Hammond had given his 924 sporting credentials it didn't deserve." i died again

  • @Gunsmith2584
    @Gunsmith2584 10 років тому +16

    Thin Lizzy - Boys are back in town while Stig is driving Jeremy's Porsche!
    Awesome!

  • @chrisfloyd7316
    @chrisfloyd7316 3 роки тому +24

    Holy cow, they are so young here. May even has his original hair color

    • @jamie8037
      @jamie8037 3 роки тому +2

      Its so weird I'm used to his long grey hair

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 2 роки тому +2

      And Hammond hasn't got his Grand Tour era goatee.

  • @chrisloyd1019
    @chrisloyd1019 2 роки тому +13

    The smile on the tow truck drivers face, when they were cracking jokes about Jeremy's car. Made me smile almost as hard as he did lol.

  • @JonponMusic
    @JonponMusic 7 років тому +5

    5:18 - the legendary James May laughing duck impression.

  • @theodrht
    @theodrht 5 років тому +3

    5:18 James May's laugh is gold

  • @danial4752
    @danial4752 2 роки тому +7

    0:20 Look at Hammond's massive eye bags. Did he not sleep for 3 days or something?

  • @dr2stroke611
    @dr2stroke611 3 роки тому +2

    i used to do work on a customers Porche 924 back in the late 80' and early 90's , and as far as im aware he still owns it as ive seen him still driving around it in a couple of years ago. they run forever those 924's