@@hoesmad1456 maybe its because thats the type of girls that these type of men are attracting? because any decent woman sees how alot of men nowadays show their incel/degen ways of thinking and ANY decent woman just dodges them,so the only woman left are the shitty ones,doesnt that makes sense to you ? if you have nothing else to offer besides money,guess who you gonna attract? females who are after your money because thats the only thing you got goin for yourself considering your personality is vile af,and men dont hide that wich makes it easier for decent woman to just dodge em
This gave me a flashback to playing Test Drive Unlimited 2... There were "quests" where you would get notifications on your map that an NPC would like a ride to somewhere different on the map. Anyways, I roll up in a sick Volkswagen GTI, and it's a rich girl carry shopping bags that says "I'm not getting in that!"
@@solarislawson4152 Adenosine triphosphate (ATP) is an organic compound and hydrotrope that provides energy to drive many processes in living cells, such as muscle contraction, nerve impulse propagation, condensate dissolution, and chemical synthesis. Found in all known forms of life, ATP is often referred to as the "molecular unit of currency" of intracellular energy transfer.[2] When consumed in metabolic processes, it converts either to adenosine diphosphate (ADP) or to adenosine monophosphate (AMP). Other processes regenerate ATP so that the human body recycles its own body weight equivalent in ATP each day.[3] It is also a precursor to DNA and RNA, and is used as a coenzyme.
1:22 You don’t even need a costume, all you need is a vest and hold it closed instead of zipping/buttoning it up and you immediately switch to ‘female’ character! 😂 every girl does that!
Can confirm; some chicks are like this. I met a girl online and met up with her - she was 30mins late, so I shouldve left, but she was texting me during the time period so I decided not to. She saw my car (VW Jetta) and said, "Oh, THIS is your car?". I said yeah, she says, "Oh...It's.Nice." Took her out for dinner, which was in her area (I was traveling from outta state), and we went to the place she recommended: Which was a mom n' pop style burger joint. When we got there she said, "You're serious?" and I was like, "Yeah, you said this place was good.", and she replied, "Yeah, it is. It's just not really a first date kind of place - I was expecting you to take me to XYZ steakhouse." I was like, "I'm not from around here, which is why I asked you where you recommended." she then said, "Well I've never been to XYZ - and if I knew you weren't from around here I would've TOLD YOU." My profile said I wasn't from around, I talked about how I wasn't from around and would be travelling into her area that weekend. She picked out my Hotel that she, "Wouldn't mind waking up in." At the end of the meal; she called her GF to pick her up because "We just didn't have a spark." She's a mid-level pop singer - about 300k listens on soundcloud.
This is why I've been choosing to stay single for many years now. Women are nothing but a distraction, first, they make you feel like you're on top of the world and once they feel they've got you by the balls they push you off the edge of the world, making you feel less than what you are. And I'm not even hurt anymore, that was back in my high school years. I just been observing relationships fall apart just as fast as they fall together. The worst part is it's all these damaged females who are ruining good dudes. Just focus on yourself, no 😺 is worth your inner peace and your come up
I lmao when she laughed when he said whats wrong with a pizza place, because that's exactly what one of those kinds of girl would do. They are ragging on you for something and laugh like they are the ones that are right
See me being me, if someone would’ve told me “oh I normally get picked up in this this or this,” I would’ve passed my phone and said “call them and let them pick you up to go home”
"you not gonna drop me home?"
"Take the Lamborghini" 😂😭
I died🤣🤣
That was gold ! 😄
😂😂😂😂
LA LAMBORGINI BITCH YOU WAINT SEE ME~
😂
Fun fact: Volkswagen owns Lamborghini so, hypothetically, ApnaJ is driving an entry level Lamborghini
does that mean my skoda fabia is a bugatti chiron
@@aadi8568 or that my bmw 1 series is a rolls royce ghost
@@aadi8568 entry level haaaaa 😅😅😅😅 yooo
@@SupremeST25 lmao
Factsssss
0:36 this was one of the funniest laughs I've ever heard
Sounded like i got lost in a forest in Africa
lolololololol soooooooooo funny he heee he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeee im a booss ash bish
@@lanceryderwilson8618 man, I'm sleeping near my girl. And after this comment she woke up😂😂😂
@@lanceryderwilson8618 AHAHAHA thats funny as hell xD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
These girls want Dior but they sleeping on Di-floor 😭😭
Not mine btw, I got this from hoodville
she dont believe in shooting stars but she believe in shoes and cars
-American Philosopher, Kanye West
@@MudhaffarAdhwa a man of culture I see
@Tony Montana chill mr lyric lieutenant
@Tony Montana 😂😂
Sitting in the car but asks if this is the car you're taking her in. I'm dead💀
Alie I don’t get why people do that
@@jabril049 deluded my friend. Deluded.
“Nah this is the car I drive to the car I’m gonna take you in”
@@jabril049 😭😭
@@rorobear1940 LOL
"i must be broken" that got me 🤣
0:37 I lost it at the laugh😂😂😂😂😂
congrats
🤣
😂🤣
Mate, if this isn't the truest depiction of today's generation of self entitlement, I don't know what is, fucking top quality banter
Man, if you aren't over-generalising, I don't know what counts
@@anonymousceleb1148 ur mum is over generalising
@@LordSufiYT get off the internet bro and also which 4 idiots liked that comment tf
@@anonymousceleb1148 Doesn't matter if he's generalising, it's true tho, a lot of women really are like this.
@@hoesmad1456 maybe its because thats the type of girls that these type of men are attracting? because any decent woman sees how alot of men nowadays show their incel/degen ways of thinking and ANY decent woman just dodges them,so the only woman left are the shitty ones,doesnt that makes sense to you ? if you have nothing else to offer besides money,guess who you gonna attract? females who are after your money because thats the only thing you got goin for yourself considering your personality is vile af,and men dont hide that wich makes it easier for decent woman to just dodge em
1:37 THAT ZOOM ON THE VW LOGO 🤣🤣
"neesan mykra"
@@lanceryderwilson8618 it sounded to me like she said Nissan Minecraft 🤣🤣
The fact that you've made so many videos, and they only get funnier. Funniest guy on UA-cam No cap.
Not just funny 😂 but some are relatable too 😬
What's no cap , like no homo? Ahaha
It's alright I guess
Longbeachgriffy?
@@mebansutnga2566 He's trash try hard
this is a hood classic lol
Imagine his neighbours watching him filming all these skits 😂
S/O to the window opener too. Fire skit as always!!!
Most women like that feel like they're entitled to everything, man. ApnaJ be spitting indirect facts.
Direct fax
Not rlly
@@eeeyea9304 yes really
Men expect a huge amount from women too. If women expect money, men expect looks. Both sides are in the wrong.
@@saladfingers. Wrong. Women expect looks and money. Men expect looks
"Just say that" always gets me lol
“you not gonna take me home?”
“take the Lamborghini!”
Love it 😂
"Take the Lamborghini." 😒
You kill me brotha, keep up the good work! 🤣😂🤣
0:37 that laugh has me dead 🤣🤣🤣
Proper 🤣
Your girl definitely laughs like that
that voice she suddenly made when saying “I DON’T DRIVE!”
Ikr she started channeling Gary the geezer
0:36 got me dying sounds like a war cry ngl
😭😭😭war cry
This guys been doing bits lately🔥🔥
Your laugh be making my day 😂😂
Hello there, fellow takodachi
0:52 that sound effect always kills me😂
It’s annoying when the act like they are rich when they are bankrupt😒😒😒
Factss
*window goes down*
"aren't you gonna take me--"
*window goes up*
“Take the Lamborghini!” 😭😭🤣
The Birkin after the first date fucked me up🤣
This was for real the best comedy short I've seen... No joke!
If youre broke just say that😂😂
Never clicked on a video so fast keep it up man!! so underrated
Same bro
🤣😂 Facts!
As they say, men build stuff, women move in.
Her little hyena laugh kills me. 😂
1:29 man was so baffled he got amnesia
ApnaJ is like an elite special forces sniper, he doesn't miss
This gave me a flashback to playing Test Drive Unlimited 2... There were "quests" where you would get notifications on your map that an NPC would like a ride to somewhere different on the map. Anyways, I roll up in a sick Volkswagen GTI, and it's a rich girl carry shopping bags that says "I'm not getting in that!"
"...first you pick me up in a Nissan Micra..."
*zooms in on VW logo* 😂
Sad thing is that it’s not even an exaggeration.
Next video idea: when family comes over and start bragging about their succesful son, then your dad compares their son to you
Bro half of the skit youtubers have already done that. And also it doesn't fit his style of content
A video with longbeachgriffy is the crossover we need
Best channel in the world 💯
Oye sardar balle balle shawa shava burrhaaaaaa 😂 mauj krdi sardar aur video bna 👍
0:37 apnaj has officially unlocked siamang monke call
“Take the Lamborghini” 😂😂😂
2:02 👽⚰APNJA AIN'T NO SIMP! F*** U IS TALKIN ABOUT >.
Im a grown woman and I can say I hate when females be like dat LoL 🤣😜 u so on point
Your videos always crack me up, appnaj you are a legend to this world 😂
Shorty broke but got Ray-Bans😂
That zoom on the volkswagen logo after she said nissan micra haha
1:18 ApnaJ wid the I C E 👽🥶
The stone cold delivery of the female lines really gives you an idea of how they really are
These starting to sound personal atp
What does atp mean?
@@solarislawson4152 at this point
@@solarislawson4152 Adenosine triphosphate (ATP) is an organic compound and hydrotrope that provides energy to drive many processes in living cells, such as muscle contraction, nerve impulse propagation, condensate dissolution, and chemical synthesis. Found in all known forms of life, ATP is often referred to as the "molecular unit of currency" of intracellular energy transfer.[2] When consumed in metabolic processes, it converts either to adenosine diphosphate (ADP) or to adenosine monophosphate (AMP). Other processes regenerate ATP so that the human body recycles its own body weight equivalent in ATP each day.[3] It is also a precursor to DNA and RNA, and is used as a coenzyme.
*02:00** ”Take the Lamborghini”* 😆😆😆😆
Was here when he was on 10K subs, still underrated !
Man never misses
Lolll bro keep this shit up bro lol 😂
the ending with that song gives vibes from Taxi Driver movie
I love this guy hahaha he is very funny. Watching from Bhutan 🇧🇹
imo every date should be paid 50/50, can’t expect someone to provide everything for you
I must be broken 😂
lol! Highlight--- take the Lamborghini. 🤣
“see yea cause no”
Most underrated youtuber
Dude, just don't stop making this quality content. 🔥
Man filmed that restaurant scene in five minutes. Respect 👌
Women like that are "bluddy tugs"! 😂
Loved it.
Waiting for the bossman video!! 😀
The version of you on the right looks like that person who was on dr phil debating matt walsh lmao
Bro that laughter in the pizza shop was a 100% accurate
1:22 You don’t even need a costume, all you need is a vest and hold it closed instead of zipping/buttoning it up and you immediately switch to ‘female’ character! 😂 every girl does that!
Keep up the good content g love it 😍
Was having a stressful day till I saw this lmaoooo underrated
I'm so broke I had to look up what, Hakkasan was.
😥
I was waiting for that comment. I had no idea how to spell it
we live in a society where financially stable men have to provide for broke women
Bro keep up the good work, your funny af much love
Man's got that sick whip
We wouldn't even make it to the "pizza shop". She can take that first-class walk to home.
Call it a catwalk if you may. 😂
Can confirm; some chicks are like this.
I met a girl online and met up with her - she was 30mins late, so I shouldve left, but she was texting me during the time period so I decided not to. She saw my car (VW Jetta) and said, "Oh, THIS is your car?". I said yeah, she says, "Oh...It's.Nice." Took her out for dinner, which was in her area (I was traveling from outta state), and we went to the place she recommended: Which was a mom n' pop style burger joint. When we got there she said, "You're serious?" and I was like, "Yeah, you said this place was good.", and she replied, "Yeah, it is. It's just not really a first date kind of place - I was expecting you to take me to XYZ steakhouse." I was like, "I'm not from around here, which is why I asked you where you recommended." she then said, "Well I've never been to XYZ - and if I knew you weren't from around here I would've TOLD YOU." My profile said I wasn't from around, I talked about how I wasn't from around and would be travelling into her area that weekend. She picked out my Hotel that she, "Wouldn't mind waking up in."
At the end of the meal; she called her GF to pick her up because "We just didn't have a spark."
She's a mid-level pop singer - about 300k listens on soundcloud.
“BUT I’m a boss ass bitch” 😭😭
"Jus say dat, jusaydat" 💁🏿♀️
Wale Adeyemi tee...brought back memories
you not gonna drop me home??😂😂😂🤣
Bro if a girl actually said “is this the car you’re taking me in” idk how I’d act😭
just get back in the car and drive off
Why didn’t you just title it “when a broke girl calls you broke” 🤣
Because using broke in the same sentence sounds weird
Nah Original title sounds better
@0:03 Just ask : "Would you rather walk? "
"Birkin Bag" and "at least " being next to each other in the same sentence. 😂
This is why I've been choosing to stay single for many years now. Women are nothing but a distraction, first, they make you feel like you're on top of the world and once they feel they've got you by the balls they push you off the edge of the world, making you feel less than what you are. And I'm not even hurt anymore, that was back in my high school years. I just been observing relationships fall apart just as fast as they fall together. The worst part is it's all these damaged females who are ruining good dudes. Just focus on yourself, no 😺 is worth your inner peace and your come up
💯
Someone else can only ruin you if you're weak bro, if you're solid enough in yourself people can come and go and it won't bother you
He’s the provider lol
"Take the LAMBORGHINI" 😂
“Take the Lamborghini” 💀💀💀
ApnaJ: "If you're broke just say that" (a comedic skit)
Pokimaine: "If you a broke boy just say so" (unironically making a point)
“Take the Lamborghini??” 😂
Is bro spinning. He always got the durag
I spent a good 20 minutes scanning through the videos list to find the one with the funniest "EHIHIHI" and I finally remembered it was this one
I lmao when she laughed when he said whats wrong with a pizza place, because that's exactly what one of those kinds of girl would do. They are ragging on you for something and laugh like they are the ones that are right
Last bit was hilarious 🤣🤣
"My last bitch was evil, she ain't have no bands" -TwistyP
0:36 wtf was that hyena laugh lol
Gentleman, dinner dates are only for your wife. Unless she pays for her own, stick to basic dates
It’s the way he holds his cardigan 😂😂😂😂😂
See me being me, if someone would’ve told me “oh I normally get picked up in this this or this,” I would’ve passed my phone and said “call them and let them pick you up to go home”
ApnaJ always knows what's going on