Your dealer that’s always paranoid:

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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2024

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  • @melihcan7577
    @melihcan7577 2 роки тому +1628

    ApnaJ is really one of the few sketchmakers who got the camera views on point

    • @mittam1119
      @mittam1119 2 роки тому

      @Ricarlo copy and paste on all these comments ur a propper weirdo

    • @h.b1908
      @h.b1908 2 роки тому +6

      And the acting

    • @Astrothunder_
      @Astrothunder_ 2 роки тому +2

      Lou Ratchett too 😂

    • @dsqjaffa
      @dsqjaffa 2 роки тому +5

      @@Astrothunder_ Yeah he’s been doing it real good for years

    • @raynardhymen2139
      @raynardhymen2139 2 роки тому +1

      @Ricarlo your "skits" are nothing like this.

  • @ewomaeguye5338
    @ewomaeguye5338 2 роки тому +1259

    the way he appeared to the passenger seat so fast was cracking 😂😂

    • @BandsGiddy
      @BandsGiddy 2 роки тому

      Passenger sit

    • @kasim5037
      @kasim5037 2 роки тому +3

      @@BandsGiddy seat*

    • @reuben8648
      @reuben8648 2 роки тому +6

      The editing was smooth on that.

    • @JustinLT212
      @JustinLT212 2 роки тому

      *Change seat* 😂😂😂

    • @gdotace
      @gdotace 2 роки тому

      @@BandsGiddy check your shit before correcting others. Sit is a verb.

  • @BobbyDeeLuctav
    @BobbyDeeLuctav 2 роки тому +385

    "There's a dark energy here I can feel it.., Did someone get Bagged here!?.. I can still here the sirens" lmao 💀💀💀🤣

    • @BobbyDeeLuctav
      @BobbyDeeLuctav 2 роки тому

      Yh for sure bro its fine. If you've got any content I will check it out👍. Its always good to get as much support when starting out.

  • @chyaboi11
    @chyaboi11 2 роки тому +902

    At least he has that respect to marry her as well

    • @Isaiah_McIntosh
      @Isaiah_McIntosh 2 роки тому +26

      Man respect her but got no respect for you.

    • @asdfghjkl-oo7lv
      @asdfghjkl-oo7lv 2 роки тому +23

      A gentleman indeed. He didn't call her a bitch either 😌 Respect!

    • @Kissiehyudo
      @Kissiehyudo 2 роки тому +2

      Wht? Did u comment on the wrong video by mistake fam?

    • @asdfghjkl-oo7lv
      @asdfghjkl-oo7lv 2 роки тому +13

      @@Kissiehyudo Bruv I think you missed the first 10 seconds. Lol.

    • @Kissiehyudo
      @Kissiehyudo 2 роки тому +2

      @@asdfghjkl-oo7lv lmao yeah

  • @kng_kevn
    @kng_kevn 2 роки тому +995

    Man is sacrificing petrol to keep us entertained, respect the hustle

    • @THICCTHICCTHICC
      @THICCTHICCTHICC 2 роки тому +62

      This sketch cost £208 to make gotta love the dedication

    • @Adam-yu5zj
      @Adam-yu5zj 2 роки тому +1

      Wait the price is high in the UK as well. I thought it was just America

    • @FALslayer
      @FALslayer 2 роки тому +8

      @@Adam-yu5zj 😆 guess world news is a phrase you're scared of

    • @Adam-yu5zj
      @Adam-yu5zj 2 роки тому +8

      @@FALslayer world news? I don’t watch the news. Just heard the prices are up in America from watching “ThatWasEpic”

    • @Adam-yu5zj
      @Adam-yu5zj 2 роки тому +1

      @@FALslayer thought it would be Bidens doing

  • @animeonpluto5075
    @animeonpluto5075 2 роки тому +412

    LOOL "I feel like a crackhead" that was jokes!! 😂😂

    • @asadrazzle1859
      @asadrazzle1859 2 роки тому +12

      LMAO that was the funniest line, we all know waitin for a shotta standin on a corner for ages makes u feel like a crackhead 🤣🤣

    • @animeonpluto5075
      @animeonpluto5075 2 роки тому

      @@asadrazzle1859 Literally bro, that was so elite

  • @arimakosai9621
    @arimakosai9621 2 роки тому +472

    This guy is actually the funniest on UA-cam right now 😂😂

    • @arimakosai9621
      @arimakosai9621 2 роки тому

      @Ricarlo yooo you are talented keep it up bro

    • @3-Kashmir
      @3-Kashmir 2 роки тому

      How long he took he would of got landed on lmao 🤣

  • @SCriBBledUpMinD
    @SCriBBledUpMinD 2 роки тому +128

    when the ice cream van sounds started playing Brudda got vivid flashbacks of when his friendly neighbourhood ice cream van turned out to be a fed-mobile and succed his elders back in 2016 😂😂

  • @Gaming_content469
    @Gaming_content469 2 роки тому +206

    “Imma move to his sister!” 😂😂

    • @nathanw9770
      @nathanw9770 2 роки тому

      "Not even on a one night ting imma marry that bitch yh"

    • @Crvw22
      @Crvw22 2 роки тому +20

      Not even a one time thing💀

    • @asdfghjkl-oo7lv
      @asdfghjkl-oo7lv 2 роки тому +1

      He's gonna marry the bitch. 😂

    • @asdfghjkl-oo7lv
      @asdfghjkl-oo7lv 2 роки тому

      Cold

  • @Ben-tt6bh
    @Ben-tt6bh 2 роки тому +114

    “I can sense theres a dark energy” 💀

    • @usainbolt5153
      @usainbolt5153 2 роки тому +2

      Whats was he on 😁😁😁😁

    • @jionmionskwisgaar1476
      @jionmionskwisgaar1476 2 роки тому +1

      @Ricarlo are you even human at this point? Or are you so deprived of subs that you've lost what it means?

  • @umarnawaz6350
    @umarnawaz6350 2 роки тому +36

    You got that gelato 45 🤣

  • @hassan.hadier
    @hassan.hadier 2 роки тому +68

    "Mr Bubble, Mr Bubble" that ending was jokes bro

  • @SahirAhmed1
    @SahirAhmed1 2 роки тому +53

    Those 2 fingers in the air was too much 😂

  • @RetroRanter
    @RetroRanter 2 роки тому +174

    "It's kinda hot"
    Heard that too many times. 😂
    Why the dealers with the best stuff gotta be the most para?
    They must be blazing their own strain all day. 😂

    • @InnyBoss
      @InnyBoss 2 роки тому +14

      100%🤣

    • @octoslut
      @octoslut 2 роки тому +14

      lol real talk it comes with taking that career path..

    • @SaintIC
      @SaintIC 2 роки тому +1

      Buggin

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 2 роки тому +3

      For sure man sometimes they forget who I am even after a week.

    • @kingbbeats2316
      @kingbbeats2316 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @S16-t6x
    @S16-t6x 2 роки тому +23

    When he asked the ice cream van driver if he got that gelato 45😂😂

  • @GospelBearer
    @GospelBearer 2 роки тому +31

    Ice cream is the better move for sure

  • @dhruvpuri6728
    @dhruvpuri6728 2 роки тому +6

    Lmfao “You got gelato 45”🤣🤣 should’ve seen that coming

  • @MBBANTSTV
    @MBBANTSTV 2 роки тому +478

    😂😂😂😂

  • @HM-ng6vj
    @HM-ng6vj 2 роки тому +13

    Man said ‘dark energy around here’ 😂😂😂

  • @daniyalahmed547
    @daniyalahmed547 2 роки тому +14

    that passenger seat transition was clean af

  • @shyberrry
    @shyberrry 2 роки тому +5

    he so good at acting I keep forgetting it’s only him in the video 😩

  • @rohethan11
    @rohethan11 2 роки тому +35

    My guy teleported between seats 😂

  • @Manlikebenj
    @Manlikebenj 2 роки тому +21

    the little hand gesture when he went forward got me 😂

  • @aisharehman7721
    @aisharehman7721 2 роки тому +27

    His face when he hears the ice cream truck 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @04dram04
    @04dram04 2 роки тому +17

    When you are a dealer of illegal substances, this isnt paranoid. It's cautious.

  • @hollied6286
    @hollied6286 2 роки тому +17

    So accurate 😂
    This man is the best uk comedian

  • @hritikkable
    @hritikkable 2 роки тому +8

    "That I feel like a crackhead" got me 😂😂😂🔥

  • @meh4466
    @meh4466 2 роки тому +4

    I love how his skits are relatable

  • @samjohn7501
    @samjohn7501 2 роки тому +1

    Lol the ice cream van 🤣

  • @sith1431
    @sith1431 2 роки тому +442

    You should do a skit about a dealer giving you a lesser amount than what you asked for 😂😂😂
    Each time you give it back to him to ask for the proper amount, it becomes less and less, until it is only crumbs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrSkillfish
      @MrSkillfish 2 роки тому +13

      ah yes the good old i pay you for 50 but i only get 30 from you

    • @igee1605
      @igee1605 2 роки тому +15

      @Ricarlo no

    • @mazcappo
      @mazcappo 2 роки тому +1

      Frrr that’s a pain in da arse that have to tell da dealer waagwaan wen that shit happens 😂😂

    • @MiroMayne
      @MiroMayne 2 роки тому +1

      @Ricarlo ur half decent my guy. Subbed

    • @kgotsomokomane3113
      @kgotsomokomane3113 2 роки тому

      @apnaj

  • @ozzy1280
    @ozzy1280 2 роки тому +2

    Bro YOU DON'T MISS LOOOOL. I appreciate the attention to detail with the subtle sirens coming in at 1:07.

  • @JustinLT212
    @JustinLT212 2 роки тому +43

    Bro my guy you are honestly quickly becoming my favourite youtuber, keep this up bro wish you the most success love these vids. Always coming so true and funny as shit 👏🏼💯😂😂

  • @K1ng_ib
    @K1ng_ib 2 роки тому +3

    Nigga said he can sense the dark energy😂 this bull and that mbantz nigga be funny asf. The only uk niggas I’m subbed to

  • @px2387
    @px2387 2 роки тому +1

    The icecream van..feds feds feds knew u set me up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Darth_Haider
    @Darth_Haider 2 роки тому +1

    Love how the time of day kept changing every 15 seconds.

  • @tropicalslav931
    @tropicalslav931 2 роки тому +9

    the amount of knowledge about drug dealers apnaj has is kind of suspicious at this point

    • @kingbbeats2316
      @kingbbeats2316 2 роки тому +1

      Lol, day to day living my bro, it’s actually common knowledge.

    • @roronoalaw7772
      @roronoalaw7772 Рік тому +2

      I know people that don’t do drugs who have this knowledge from just hanging with people who do it

  • @apprenticetv5182
    @apprenticetv5182 2 роки тому +1

    “Did someone get bagged here? I still hear the sirens” 😂😂

  • @DejiDigital
    @DejiDigital 2 роки тому +15

    Bruh I can only imagine how many times he had to move his camera for this video

    • @DejiDigital
      @DejiDigital 2 роки тому

      @Ricarlo I’ll say this… apna never came commenting under my comments to try and get me to sub. He just did his thing, and here we all are. So if you really, REALLY make skits like apna, then you don’t need to be messaging people like this. You’re not getting a view from me dawg

  • @vjm5216
    @vjm5216 2 роки тому +2

    this is ON POINT! There literally too many many trappers moving like exactly like this

  • @GrapheneOxideIsInCVVax
    @GrapheneOxideIsInCVVax 10 місяців тому

    The "come forward come forward coe forward" 15 feet for really not much reason😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @silasaptle
    @silasaptle 2 роки тому +7

    The icecream truck 💀

  • @Thetiaz5
    @Thetiaz5 2 роки тому +5

    I feel like a crack head , that got me🤣

  • @coldsnotes3465
    @coldsnotes3465 2 роки тому +1

    the only dark energy is the drug dealer in the car park loolllll

  • @danielrobinson5178
    @danielrobinson5178 2 роки тому +8

    Yo this skit was nuts 😂😂 you’re living legend! Just know that haha

  • @lybanrivera213
    @lybanrivera213 2 роки тому +8

    in reality his paranoia is well-founded lol

    • @lybanrivera213
      @lybanrivera213 2 роки тому

      @Ricarlo you got talent bro. your material is really good (the porn star video is very dark funny!!!), just work on the acting skills...keep grinding & you'll achieve big things!!!

  • @TheLambSauce659
    @TheLambSauce659 Рік тому

    Man took off like it’s Formula 1

  • @kenosentity6455
    @kenosentity6455 Рік тому

    The way he bugs out wen the ice cream van starts playing 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @premjeetsingh2385
    @premjeetsingh2385 2 роки тому +3

    “Gelato 45”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GRAGH57
    @GRAGH57 2 роки тому +4

    This man is hilarious the first thing he says fucking cracked me up 😂

  • @thedirtychips8556
    @thedirtychips8556 2 роки тому

    You done a Gary "fack" at the end 😂

  • @ichigoshiba-kurosaki2681
    @ichigoshiba-kurosaki2681 2 роки тому +1

    "i feel like a crackhead bro please" ngl this shit ad me at the first Time 😂😂💪💪

  • @alexanderthomas5589
    @alexanderthomas5589 2 роки тому +30

    Man said he can sense a dark energy 😂😂but still fantastic video apna j keep up the great work 👍 👍 😂 😂 🔥 🔥

  • @FloridaTesfay
    @FloridaTesfay 2 роки тому +6

    When he escaped, that made me laugh 😂😂😂

  • @raynardhymen2139
    @raynardhymen2139 2 роки тому +1

    I expected the same lazy ish as MBants but this is comedy gold 🤣

    • @sxmori
      @sxmori 2 роки тому

      shots fired

  • @MSPardesi1
    @MSPardesi1 2 роки тому +3

    Bros got some short term memory loss

  • @usainbolt5153
    @usainbolt5153 2 роки тому +1

    ApnaJ definately picks up this is so accurate😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @Realhuman111
    @Realhuman111 2 роки тому +2

    Bro look like Yeat with that hat on 😂

  • @Tiznado
    @Tiznado 2 роки тому +1

    video angles are killin it, felt like i was watching a movie

  • @user-dy9el5vz5l
    @user-dy9el5vz5l 2 роки тому +2

    If you never got a Mr bubble from an ice cream van you’ve not lived life

  • @mabzonthescope0015
    @mabzonthescope0015 2 роки тому

    Bro you’re too good I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mstar_1
    @Mstar_1 2 роки тому

    Mr Bubbles is goated tho😂

  • @paulcathcart7896
    @paulcathcart7896 2 роки тому

    That one is the best one yet.

  • @NoMoneyAfterTipping
    @NoMoneyAfterTipping 2 роки тому +2

    “come forward! come forward! come forward! i fucking died!”

  • @shanethrelfall416
    @shanethrelfall416 2 роки тому +6

    Or the dealer that tells you to get in, drives 10 yards and lets you out
    Yeah that doesn’t look weird at all 😂😂

  • @tharealjao4036
    @tharealjao4036 2 роки тому +3

    yeoooo lmao wht's good dawg LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE from New York brother stay blessed

  • @rashadwilliams2629
    @rashadwilliams2629 2 роки тому

    Man just carried on with his day😂😂

  • @Sam-wk3qq
    @Sam-wk3qq 2 роки тому

    I’m just watching a few videos I haven’t watched and this one had me creasing bro😂

  • @gutzz1519
    @gutzz1519 2 роки тому

    Mans got the cinematography now as well

  • @energywiz
    @energywiz 2 роки тому +1

    They’re always so paranoid but they be fitting every drug dealers stereotype you can see them from a mile away 😂 they’re snitching on themselves.

  • @mickjunglist1163
    @mickjunglist1163 2 роки тому

    "What do you want" 😆😆😆

  • @bradderzj4568
    @bradderzj4568 Рік тому

    Mr Bubble bangs though 🤣

  • @alwaysanotherday1421
    @alwaysanotherday1421 2 роки тому +1

    Never misses.

  • @ZeeTyna-yl4ck
    @ZeeTyna-yl4ck Рік тому

    Brooo u kill it 😂 respect bro this video put mine stress of 😂😂 😂 keep going g

  • @tuplamakke4930
    @tuplamakke4930 2 роки тому

    Dark energy round here💀

  • @SupplanterBeatsTv
    @SupplanterBeatsTv 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂 the new generation shottaz 😂😂😂

  • @taniachara77
    @taniachara77 2 роки тому +3

    “Not even a one night thing, I’m gonna marry that b#%ch!” 😂😂😂

  • @Kayumba7
    @Kayumba7 2 роки тому +1

    Man just wants his food😑😂

  • @zed3063
    @zed3063 2 роки тому

    What’s up?
    Keep it down, keep it down bro 😂😂😂

  • @HaroonKhan-jk3fh
    @HaroonKhan-jk3fh 2 роки тому

    When the MOTD music ice cream truck came on I died hahahahaha

  • @Dylanshandle
    @Dylanshandle 2 роки тому

    He's the London version of long beach griffy

  • @leavedrakealone1801
    @leavedrakealone1801 2 роки тому +13

    THIS IS GOLD 😂❤️

    • @briton3851
      @briton3851 2 роки тому

      @Ricarlo bro why u puttin this under every comment?

  • @Dalgri
    @Dalgri 2 роки тому

    I can hear the sirens had me death

  • @minhaally477
    @minhaally477 Рік тому +1

    The fact that he switched sides just to talk to him💀

  • @antidemman847
    @antidemman847 2 роки тому

    Anything Road my man does i like first! Sealed & Proper 🙌

  • @countrysidet9015
    @countrysidet9015 6 місяців тому

    nah 'pay me or im marrying your sister' is insane bro🤣

  • @stevenrust3373
    @stevenrust3373 2 роки тому +7

    Big ups G!!!

  • @apiniti
    @apiniti 2 роки тому

    man really said you got gelato45 to the icecream man, stress🤣

  • @lonesigma6102
    @lonesigma6102 Рік тому

    Feds Feds Feds feds my boy took OFF🏎💨

  • @JustinLT212
    @JustinLT212 2 роки тому +1

    0:44 onwards was too funny 😭😭😂😂😂🤣

  • @luk3896
    @luk3896 2 роки тому

    Best skit yet

  • @zunerazaib4496
    @zunerazaib4496 2 роки тому

    OMG the ice cream man 😂😂😂😂 can’t stop laughing hahaha

  • @MeesterGgaming
    @MeesterGgaming 2 роки тому +4

    that few meters forward with the car mate me laugh hahahha

  • @googletranslate6726
    @googletranslate6726 2 роки тому

    These r always the guys that don’t get bagged tho

  • @notprosperBEATS
    @notprosperBEATS 2 роки тому

    bro took OFF💀💀💀

  • @aaronbloor5611
    @aaronbloor5611 2 роки тому

    Absolute class M8 😭😭

  • @captain-jvirus4687
    @captain-jvirus4687 2 роки тому +4

    Please make more boss man ones there jokes😂😂🤣

    • @captain-jvirus4687
      @captain-jvirus4687 2 роки тому

      @Ricarlo i watch some tommorrow its late where i am so ye

  • @1OnlyOneOnlyOne1
    @1OnlyOneOnlyOne1 Рік тому

    ''I feel like a crackhead, please''.
    I felt that.

  • @keenandj1
    @keenandj1 2 роки тому

    Man these are funny. New to this genius. 👍.. keep up the good work. 🤣🤣

  • @Kwakzino
    @Kwakzino 2 роки тому +2

    Lol this one banged bro 😂💯

    • @Kwakzino
      @Kwakzino 2 роки тому

      @Ricarlo respect bro il check out ur channel. Check out my latest single too g HP Sauce let me know your thoughts my bro love

  • @king_piratezzz4581
    @king_piratezzz4581 Рік тому

    I feel like a crackhead😂😂😂😂