Good morning America how are you? Say, don't you know me? I'm your native son I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is doneGood morning America how are you? Say, don't you know me? I'm your native son I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is doneGood morning America how are you? Say, don't you know me? I'm your native son I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is doneGood morning America how are you? Say, don't you know me? I'm your native son I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done
My dad and his friends played speed golf when they were teenagers. A storm was coming so they decided to not take turns and run for their balls so they could finish before the rain started. When he saw the mode in this game he got super excited cuz it reminded him of his younger days
That's either an incredible coincidence on YT's part, or it was entirely intentional. Either way, it's one of the best cuts to a commercial a vid has ever had.
Don’t quote me on this, but I think you can place where you want the ads to be when the video lasts more then 10 minutes. So I really hope it was intentional.
Actually, the sheep in Mario Odyssey are actually aliens who invaded the mario universe from the moon kingdom. That is why they replaced the frogs and how the water turned the frogs gay in our timeline.
me, knowing nothing about golf: "wow that's a good shot" them: "what the fuck, you need to undershoot in this game you need to undershoot" me: what the fuck why didn't they undershoot
Reminds me of how I watch cooking shows. Me: oh that meal looks good Chef: The sauce really overpowers the flavour Me: You idiot, why did you add so much sauce?!
@@hoodiesticks reminds me of the meme where it describes a guy watching a cooking show and as the judges tear into the guy the half naked guy sitting on his couch eating ice cream say "amateur move" and the image of that haunts me to this day
@@Edgeperor i played a lot of mario party 7 with my brothers and i liked playing as her. i dont know why my little 4 year old brain didnt choose peach or daisy, but its far from the worse choice for a video game crush.
For those who don't want to listen to Toad: a is topspin a twice is super topspin and yeets thine ball b is backspin b twice is super backspin and stops your ball left stick after you commit to a shot gives spin equal to how many arrows you hold it until L is vibe check
Just the fact birdo called herself house mama and controls the lives of those living in her house to maintain their well being is really, really like a brothel and it’s scaring me.
Waluigi looks like he just came into money after being at the bottom of a criminal organization, went full Scarface and thinks that's how wealthy men dress to golf.
I love how you know that the placing of voyeur on the screen was a highly important and deliberate choice for them to actually remember to put an image on the screen, or expend the effort to even throw the footage into a video editor.
Toadette: And I'll make sure to get a full night's sleep. Do NOT disturb me. In what universe has a Mario character insisted to not disturb them at a night's sleep and made it a focus point? I think they are onto something here.
I absolutely love how everyone is talking about toadette getting railed but can we take a minute to realise the total mastery of his arts 1 brings to the team
I thought they were commentating over the intro for a sec, and that made me laugh. Then I realised they weren't, and I laughed even harder. God, I love this channel.
@@jasonkeith2832 If Toadette and Chuck have an exhibitionism kink, it could be consensual voyeurism. ...That is not something I thought I'd have to think about today.
Them: Levels up stamina and loses speed as a result Also them, immediately after: "I think they're going to be baby and remove losing stats for levelling others"
@@Edgeperor At some point, probably. At another point, Birdo was an enemy (in a dream, perhaps, which might say more about Mario than Birdo, but still). Time passes in the Marioverse and the lore is... loose to say the least. So it wouldn't be too farfetched to say they broke up and now Toadette is getting railed, by someone, possibly Chuck while Boo watches, or just by Boo while Chuck and Birdo have fun in a different room.
"When Toadette is getting _railed_ ..."
AD TIME
I fucking died. Comic genius.
Good morning America how are you?
Say, don't you know me? I'm your native son
I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans
I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is doneGood morning America how are you?
Say, don't you know me? I'm your native son
I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans
I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is doneGood morning America how are you?
Say, don't you know me? I'm your native son
I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans
I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is doneGood morning America how are you?
Say, don't you know me? I'm your native son
I'm the train they call the City of New Orleans
I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done
@@skitl330 weird flex but ok
@@davidhollowelljr949 2017 called they want their meme back
@@UA-camPizzer That's my secret, Cap. I'm always 4 years behind.
@@UA-camPizzer I love how you joke about an old meme.....by using an even older joke. XD
My dad and his friends played speed golf when they were teenagers. A storm was coming so they decided to not take turns and run for their balls so they could finish before the rain started. When he saw the mode in this game he got super excited cuz it reminded him of his younger days
Nice
That’s actually very wholesome
@@karabirb it really is
Rice
That's really sweet
“I’m not here for women, I’m just here for golf.” - Jo Sniffy, 2021
Gigachad
aren't we all?
Like any of us could get any.
what an absolute smegma male
*joe
Toadette x Chargin' Chuck feel like they have identical energy to that couple from the Bee Movie
You're so right yet I still want to dispute you
charging chuck is railing toadette
Except a lot better
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
Wtf💀😂
The moment Jacob exited the house and I saw the fence curve I legit thought “this looks like Pokémon sword and shield”
Yo?
Same
True
Lookin like some repeated map design
Same
Alpha: “when Toadette is getting railed” *cuts to commercial instantly*
After that moment I now fully believe that the timing of these ads is intentional, no one can convince me otherwise
That's either an incredible coincidence on YT's part, or it was entirely intentional. Either way, it's one of the best cuts to a commercial a vid has ever had.
Same
there’s so many bits where they cut to ads THERE’S NO WAY it isn’t intentional
Don’t quote me on this, but I think you can place where you want the ads to be when the video lasts more then 10 minutes. So I really hope it was intentional.
Some one who was working on this game really wanted to sneak in their weird ass toadette charging chuck ship with boo as a third wheel fan fic.
Personally I think that's a great idea. Great job Nintendo!
Boo NTR’s chuck
@@kazz4143 how to delete someone else's comment?
Nintendo
cant wait for the love triangle arc from the manga
“The J in JRPG stands for fucking awful”- Joe
Based Jo
Who the fuck is Joe
Fucking terrible*
@@GeoffronX joe mama
But joe also has j so does that mean he hates himself
“When toadette is getting railed…”
YO?
The pause followed by pure laughter is what sells this joke.
Timestamp??
4:40
“There has never been a sheep in the Mario universe”
Mario odyssey: Bruh
maybe he probably just forget or he wanted to make a joke for the laughs. idk but I think it's the former.
Dude there has never been a sheep in the real world universe why would there be one in Mario
Simple: Mario Odyssey wasn't canon in the series
Actually, the sheep in Mario Odyssey are actually aliens who invaded the mario universe from the moon kingdom. That is why they replaced the frogs and how the water turned the frogs gay in our timeline.
the sheep from mario party 6: Bah
I can’t believe we’re getting a Pokémon Sword and Shield golf dlc play tho!!!!
It would fit for being the UK. Scotland inventing Golf and all that.
Better than the Last of Us golf DLC tbh.
Now with the pop-ins fixed and you check on the Wooloo! 😛
Some expensive dlc tho
@@travssmith9228 still a better deal than tundra tho
Any sentence that starts with "When toadette is getting railed" is not a sentence I want to partake in
Same
can't relate
Out of context alpharad is having a field day right now
You are a person I would not like to partake in conversation with
You're missing out
me, knowing nothing about golf: "wow that's a good shot"
them: "what the fuck, you need to undershoot in this game you need to undershoot"
me: what the fuck why didn't they undershoot
Reminds me of how I watch cooking shows.
Me: oh that meal looks good
Chef: The sauce really overpowers the flavour
Me: You idiot, why did you add so much sauce?!
@@hoodiesticks IT'S RAW!
@@shadowscale799 WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE !
@@hoodiesticks reminds me of the meme where it describes a guy watching a cooking show and as the judges tear into the guy the half naked guy sitting on his couch eating ice cream say "amateur move" and the image of that haunts me to this day
This hits uncomfortably close
Aww, Birdo's just trying to get 1 to be her +1 in the Mario Golf 'Swing' House.
So would their couple name be B1rdo?
@@silenceyoufear7127 no, it would be Birnard
his*
@@Buagg her*
@@Buagg her*
"Boo is a Voyeur" is not the take I was expecting to accept so easily today, but Alpha's right, he totally is.
i was so afraid that i was the only one who knew that was the word he meant
@@habibibasket7672 same
Fun Fact: It costs an estimate of $289.66 in US Dollars to buy the same outfit Waluigi wears in this game.
waluigi got drip
Small price to pay for the peak of fashion
Waluigi has da d r i p 🔥
Oh man! Waluigi's got stocks!
Ah hem, *STONKS*
So you're saying Waluigi irl is needed... Where's my wallet?
“So ONE is just a PIECE of our crew” - Joe
Jo is big braining
6:40 I bet there will be some kids out there that call Birdo “mama” unironically. And I find that all the more hilarious.
i genuinely had a huge crush on birdo as a kid so i wouldnt be surprised
@@dogboyskull why?
@@Edgeperor i played a lot of mario party 7 with my brothers and i liked playing as her. i dont know why my little 4 year old brain didnt choose peach or daisy, but its far from the worse choice for a video game crush.
@@dogboyskull isn't Birdo a he??
@@dogboyskull : I did not mean it like that, but okay.
For those who don't want to listen to Toad:
a is topspin
a twice is super topspin and yeets thine ball
b is backspin
b twice is super backspin and stops your ball
left stick after you commit to a shot gives spin equal to how many arrows you hold it until
L is vibe check
"When Toadette is getting railed..."
*UberEats ad plays*
Here’s your order of steaming mushrooms
@@zayreaper5638 c r e a m o f m u s h r o o m s o u p
@@TheKitKatThe s t o p
I would pay so so so so much money to see a sitcom about Birdo, Boo, Toadette, and Charging Chuck being roommates
They radiate a strong chaotic energy
@@DDCDV010 and rail eachother
what about 1??
honestly? nintendo should 100% make that!
How much to see Toadette getting railed
Just the fact birdo called herself house mama and controls the lives of those living in her house to maintain their well being is really, really like a brothel and it’s scaring me.
I don't know whats a brothel and I don't want to know it's meaning
@@iseegreen5297 I’m shocked, they actually played a big role in us history particularly in the Wild West.
@@nedsummers9992 you say that as if half of the viewers aren’t 13 or under
@@Edgeperor they really shouldn’t be, but yeah
Same
The idea of Mushroom Kingdom characters being casual friends and roommates with Bowser’s minions is now canon and that confuses me a lot.
Maybe they’re defectors
@@samueld8413 that’d be a cool character to have in one of the games as a companion
I was not expecting them to talk about polyamorous relationships in a golf video
Toadette and charging chuck will be living in my head rent free for a while.
Can we PLEASE discuss that eagle chip-in? That was truly a nice on.
Waluigi looks like he just came into money after being at the bottom of a criminal organization, went full Scarface and thinks that's how wealthy men dress to golf.
The phrase "When Toadette is getting railed" actually made me forcibly stop, right as I was about to take a bite of my toast.
I feel like everyone is playing this game today. Like yeah it’s a major Nintendo release but I didn’t expect everyone to be playing it
Im over here hatching Monster Eggs
I only expected Deluxe to play it
@@ProjectEchoshadow Altrive too
There is really nothing else going on...
Seriously cuz all I'm seeing in my recommendation is pokemon unite🙁
Ok, im 10 minutes in and yes, the town DOES look like sword and shield, 1:1
Makes sense. The stereotypical description of any golf course is just Scotland without sheep.
@@jasonkeith2832 Because that's literally what a golf course is trying to emulate.
Well it looks nicer. Not that that's hard.
The similarities to Sword and shield out the gate are legitimately uncanny lol
“There’s never been a sheep in the Mario franchise” -Jo
Mario Odyssey crying softly in the distance
9:50
Mario’s out golfing with the friends he made along the way
Hi dada
Or the "more than friends" he made a long the way if you know what I mean ;))
Maybe the real toadette getting railed was the friends we made along the way
Broke: Skitty/Wailord
Woke: Toadette/Charging Chuck
Bespoke: Toadette/Charging Chuck, while Boo watches from the corner
I love how you know that the placing of voyeur on the screen was a highly important and deliberate choice for them to actually remember to put an image on the screen, or expend the effort to even throw the footage into a video editor.
Toadette: And I'll make sure to get a full night's sleep. Do NOT disturb me.
In what universe has a Mario character insisted to not disturb them at a night's sleep and made it a focus point? I think they are onto something here.
"When Toadette is getting railed" is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without hearing
I absolutely love how everyone is talking about toadette getting railed but can we take a minute to realise the total mastery of his arts 1 brings to the team
Your pfp pisses me off
@@alexantone5532 hey there
You two have just spawned some unholy art into existence.
Welcome back to Pokemon Sword, Today we'll be catching a Koopa Troopa to absolutely cheese Toadette.
I thought they were commentating over the intro for a sec, and that made me laugh. Then I realised they weren't, and I laughed even harder. God, I love this channel.
Honestly it really is a coin flip on this channel
Tails gang
Did they not commentate over the intro?
@@skysnow2495 I meant the 3D intros that have the big "Preview" watermark in the middle of the screen.
@@benkkuboii101lastname2 Oh hah, I thought you meant they weren't commentating over the Mario Golf intro and I felt like I was missing something lol.
My therapist is gonna hear about "when toadette is getting railed" omg🤣🤣
Keep me updated
Hope you gave them the context
Update: she told me "we should probably talk about something else, I don't see how this is relevant. That being said I understand your fear"
I hope they add Joel from the last of us in this game, he would be perfect for this type of game
Ironic
He would be a skin for a ball
My second time to hit a Joel in one
Iconic
I think they should add master chief. He's a great golfer
"this is an rpg we will actually finish"
[3 weeks later, still no part 2]
10:30 honestly why aren't miis in Mario Party yet
Imagine if they let you make a custom dice block for your mii
You really want people to destroy friendships with their 6-only dice blocks?
@@AW-hb5ip yes.
-1 -1 -1 -1 -1 30
You can use your miis in the bonus games in mario party 8.
Thank god they don't.
There'd be no reason to use anyone but a Mii
"When Toadette is getting railed..." -Jacob 'Alpharad' Rabon IV, 2021
Oh they’re actually playing what the thumbnail and title say neat
I got to admit boo being “ready as I’ll ever be” is the best punchline since “turtleneck”
I LOVE GOLF THAT HAS MARIO IN IT!!!1!!1 This makes me happy
I think by law Mario should be in every sport
based
@@deeraf3397 mario bowling
@@pokelordomega2414 Mario chess
@@deeraf3397 Mario shooting
There is something about this game that is so beautiful. Not sure what it is. But imagine if SwSh was that colorful.
“You got so many holes and we gotta fill em all”
Yes
So, is Toadette x Chargin' Chuck the official ship of Alpharad Deluxe
9:34 "Dude, I don't know what you're talking about, the trees look GREAT.'
Damn Jo, shots fired.
Im glad I got an ad directly after Alpha said “When Toadette is getting railed,”. Great comedic timing
Same but the ad started with a fucking ESRB I'm still laughing at it
This opening intro kinda makes me hopeful for the Mario movie
And the opening six minutes makes me want Jacob as a writer
“I don’t want Mario Golf to be sexualized BUT…”
-Jacob “Alpharad”, 2021
The downstairs of the starting house is literally the same as ORAS.
Is it bad I read this as JoJo ora instead of Pokémon?
So this whole game is just reused world parts from pokemon
Why is my favorite youtuber alpharad talking about toadette getting railed
Because they showed her very sequel relationship with Charging Chuck pretty much immediately.
it plays like a pokemon, it looks like pokemon, you send balls through the air, it must be pokemon.
Two things I learnt about Nintendo from this episode:
1. Toadette is in a relationship with Boo and Chuck.
2. Pokémon ripped off Mario Golf's map.
Does it count as a relationship if Boo is just a voyeur?
@@jasonkeith2832 If Toadette and Chuck have an exhibitionism kink, it could be consensual voyeurism.
...That is not something I thought I'd have to think about today.
"when toadette is getting railed"
-Alpharad
the ballad of 1, the greatest golfer of all time
"when Toadette is getting railed.." *ad break plays*
A switch game that uses miis? This really is game of the year.
Miitopia is quaking
Miitopia
@@membo_jpg miitopia won the battle, but mario golf that features miis in story mode will win the war.
@@kylerayisprettyneat I am in stroke
@@kylerayisprettyneat Miitopia is all Story buddy,
Alpharad out here showing the superiority of size difference pairings
i dont wanna watch this anymore but im doing it anyway
WAIT THAT"S LITERALLY THE SWORD/SHIELD MAP IM DYING
Jacob: "I don't want mario golf to be sexual"
Also Jacob: "when toadette is getting railed"
Now that Alpha's out as Bi, "I like balls" is a whole lot funnier
You say it like this is a year old video and he just came out
New alpharad deluxe??? Hold on let me get my lotion..
Don't forget to post your Charging Chuck and Toadette fanfiction in the comments below.
Finally, my years of work won’t be wasted
@@tylercoon1791 g i v e d r o p b o x , i n e e d t h i s .
“When Toadette is getting railed”-Commercial
Can't wait to see all the new ship pictures now because of "When Toadette is getting railed," now.
“When toadette is getting railed...”
ad plays
27:40 Boo and Chuck talking about todette probably
Jacob using the Wii sports "Whoooop" sound to describe zooming in emits an energy that I wasn't prepared to experience.
Them: Levels up stamina and loses speed as a result
Also them, immediately after: "I think they're going to be baby and remove losing stats for levelling others"
Me: _spacing out_
These Two Absolute Hooligans, Jacob in Particular: So... when Toadette is getting railed-
Me: GHH- WHAT-
I saw the graphics of the inside of the house and got poké vibes. Glad to see the rest of the game looks like that too
Yeah I was thinking it and now I’m afraid that more of my thoughts will just come true
@@damarihanson3876 I'm not against a mario version of Sonia. Everything else tho... Probably not
"The one RPG we will actually finish"
POV: Jo lies about a tennis tournament, saying it was golf for content
I literally watched the video the original story was is yesterday
This is the most genuinely funny Alpharad Deluxe episode I've seen in a while, lmao.
I feel like Boo's ace.
But they still peep on Chuck and Toadette for academic reasons.
"When Toadette is getting railed-"
"GET LOST IN THE SAUCE!"
Keep in mind, birdo is married, look at her hand, she has a ring
It's not necessarily a wedding ring, but I'd ship her with Chuck before I'd do Toaduck.
@@Devieus isn’t Birdo/Yoshi already a thing?
Idk
@@Edgeperor At some point, probably. At another point, Birdo was an enemy (in a dream, perhaps, which might say more about Mario than Birdo, but still). Time passes in the Marioverse and the lore is... loose to say the least. So it wouldn't be too farfetched to say they broke up and now Toadette is getting railed, by someone, possibly Chuck while Boo watches, or just by Boo while Chuck and Birdo have fun in a different room.
dont worry, im not jealous
This whole boo the peeping tom narrative just played itself out perfectly lol
I wonder if Toadette sounds like a squeaky toy in bed…
*what*
definitely
thx i h8 it
Stop.
Chuck’s into it
What if… you called the Mario golf series 1 Piece
"JRPG stands for F***ing Terrible" LMAO!
Poor Wario and Waluigi can't catch a break in these sports games.
"Press L to do a special dash"
Alpha and Jo: *doesnt press L*
I want to golf around hyrule
I want to golf around a golf course
I want to golf around
I want to golf
I want to
I want
“When Toadette is getting railed-“ I spat out my lemonade
If course Mario golf would be the game they talk about while playing it
This has taught us Jo's greatest weakness is reading as he apparently cannot do it
Man I can tell that this JRPG is going to be a great one. And I’m only 8 minutes in!
Everyone’s pointing out “When Toadette is getting railed” and just ignoring the “I love balls” at the start of the video
Never in my life have I been more interested in golf
I don’t even care about the gameplay now I more interested in plot
"There's never been a sheep in the Mario franchise before"
Odissey: Am I a joke to you?
1's actual name is Juan E Verde. The E stands for Eagle Master.