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  • Опубліковано 29 сер 2024
  • thank. youfor altrive who joined us play donkey kong
    #EliteSmash #SmashBrosUltimate #Episode3
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 816

  • @paulthemailman9915
    @paulthemailman9915 3 роки тому +1928

    Bro the Yoshi shit is hilarious. I used to get mad about you guys making fun of yoshi players but I also used to be 12 so whatever

    • @CalaCrisp88
      @CalaCrisp88 3 роки тому +79

      My one complaint is that's literally the only joke altrive knows how to tell, it's a good thing those 5 year olds can't understand that he's making fun of them :P

    • @randomderp8457
      @randomderp8457 3 роки тому +129

      Making fun of any main is always funny unless you main it lol

    • @paulthemailman9915
      @paulthemailman9915 3 роки тому +14

      Lol I used to main Yoshi

    • @jonathanblazer3942
      @jonathanblazer3942 3 роки тому +37

      REFORMED

    • @SwingRipper
      @SwingRipper 3 роки тому +27

      Character Development

  • @KJ-zi9el
    @KJ-zi9el 3 роки тому +1484

    “We’re going to ruin a small child’s day”
    A normal day at Alpharad Deluxe

    • @wonkeycodeye9416
      @wonkeycodeye9416 3 роки тому +2

      Ngl bro you stole my joke

    • @seninshi
      @seninshi 3 роки тому +6

      @about you no thanks

    • @wonkeycodeye9416
      @wonkeycodeye9416 3 роки тому +4

      Man not only did you steal my joke you did it better ; ) oh well improve upon the classics

    • @seninshi
      @seninshi 3 роки тому +3

      @@wonkeycodeye9416 you should support him and not say he stole your joke, nobody does that here

    • @wonkeycodeye9416
      @wonkeycodeye9416 3 роки тому +2

      Meh I did

  • @beaverronald4046
    @beaverronald4046 3 роки тому +1073

    Jo calling Robin Byleth repeatedly is the most Jo thing I’ve heard.

    • @Elegiast
      @Elegiast 3 роки тому +7

      I was waiting for someone to mention that.

    • @Aercoh
      @Aercoh 3 роки тому +26

      but it is byleth

    • @nickm4406
      @nickm4406 3 роки тому +6

      @@Aercoh NO
      YOU'RE WRONG
      YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WRONG
      STOP TRYING

    • @Aercoh
      @Aercoh 3 роки тому +46

      @@nickm4406 marth

    • @JakeFish5058
      @JakeFish5058 3 роки тому +13

      @@nickm4406 marth

  • @matthijscalje4143
    @matthijscalje4143 3 роки тому +397

    Having Altrive here is such a good addition. He and Jo play of each other really well

  • @ariajacobs5719
    @ariajacobs5719 3 роки тому +543

    Having Altrive here gives them just a little bit more to riff off of and I'm fucking living for it

    • @icarusmarioFAN
      @icarusmarioFAN 3 роки тому +25

      I wish he could be a permanent addition

    • @duelmasteryuya1205
      @duelmasteryuya1205 3 роки тому +19

      @@icarusmarioFAN Is the world really ready for the trio to bless every non-4 year olds?

    • @duelmasteryuya1205
      @duelmasteryuya1205 3 роки тому +12

      @@icarusmarioFAN Besides, if Travis wasn't addicted to alcohol and was mean to Twitter for a year, he would've been here in Deluxe as a permanent addition. I'm sure of it.

    • @stf29
      @stf29 3 роки тому +6

      @@duelmasteryuya1205 ootl, what happened with travis?

    • @thepoopman7876
      @thepoopman7876 3 роки тому +2

      @@stf29 he was addicted to alcohol and mean to Twitter for a year

  • @leiothrix6845
    @leiothrix6845 3 роки тому +485

    Pointing out in the incineroar video “salty incineroar” alpha is playing incin and is matched up against a ton of projectile users and a lot of yoshi. Alpha has now become the yoshi

  • @mythmage8231
    @mythmage8231 3 роки тому +321

    "They're actually teaming"
    *2x Lucina flashbacks*

    • @mrkitloin
      @mrkitloin 2 роки тому +2

      Sigma's pain face looks like hes not sure if he likes the pain or not

    • @liamwelsh4665
      @liamwelsh4665 2 роки тому

      Except this time it was a good ending

  • @DaDMonDCB
    @DaDMonDCB 3 роки тому +701

    "I don't care about other people's fun." - Pikmin 4.
    Honestly, that should be the catchphrase of this elite smash series. Slap that on an stock animation and you have an intro.

  • @REAL.T0AD
    @REAL.T0AD 3 роки тому +1242

    Altrive becoming a more permanent member of the channel would be poggers

    • @rando2117
      @rando2117 3 роки тому +98

      I agree, toad from Mario party 6

    • @nathangould9549
      @nathangould9549 3 роки тому +18

      @@rando2117 I also agree, Randana Waddledee

    • @jackd2170
      @jackd2170 3 роки тому +9

      Thank you Toad from Mario Party 6

    • @ewhiteman27
      @ewhiteman27 3 роки тому +10

      i agree todd mario 6

    • @captinblue3889
      @captinblue3889 3 роки тому +25

      I disagree Toad from Mario Party 6 but I respect your opinion

  • @threes_leaves
    @threes_leaves 3 роки тому +160

    My new favorite thing in Elite Smash is saying "I can keep going" and immediately declining the rematch.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 3 роки тому +6

      I can keep going....
      But not with you

    • @DaDMonDCB
      @DaDMonDCB 3 роки тому +10

      That is evil and I am going to use it.

    • @isaackaumeyer6847
      @isaackaumeyer6847 3 роки тому +10

      I like using "I'll win this time!" on someone I've never met in my life

    • @DaDMonDCB
      @DaDMonDCB 3 роки тому +3

      @@isaackaumeyer6847 that one isn't quite as good; they might think you just wanted a rematch on someone and didn't know they left.
      The post match message is far more disrespectful. XP

    • @Abonkit
      @Abonkit 3 роки тому

      I have accidentally fat fingered my "Last match for me button" before I was ready to quit so many times

  • @neo122333
    @neo122333 3 роки тому +144

    Dude when you jumped over Robin's lightning to kill Cloud that felt like a scene from an anime

    • @skabs._.1
      @skabs._.1 3 роки тому +9

      You mean byleth

    • @xXthevenomousXx
      @xXthevenomousXx 3 роки тому +2

      Reminds me of whenever Raditz manages to jump out of the way in any What-If or Xenoverse scenarios.

  • @momol2l285
    @momol2l285 3 роки тому +133

    "Im feeling cloud"
    "Tayk rematch?"
    Gets an incinaroar with a sephiroth pfp

  • @JustKeener
    @JustKeener 3 роки тому +83

    23:21 the silence after that joke was heavier than the silence after someone trips and falls and doesn't move for a bit
    Thank you Dash

    • @liamwelsh4665
      @liamwelsh4665 2 роки тому

      I don’t understand is his name Dash or Dakota?

  • @raphael_tremblay
    @raphael_tremblay 3 роки тому +162

    "Anyways, here's Bayonetta"
    That's so fitting as a phrase since it's kinda how they introduced her in smash.
    Also, that Yoshi was really Wow!

  • @wonkeycodeye9416
    @wonkeycodeye9416 3 роки тому +153

    Hmm yes ruining a child’s day, I’m glad we’re returning to the source material

  • @RprSonic
    @RprSonic 3 роки тому +81

    27:58 - 28:08 that was the funniest turn of events ever

    • @ethanford2466
      @ethanford2466 3 роки тому +11

      YES thank you for the timestamp

  • @Fish-rr3qn
    @Fish-rr3qn 3 роки тому +36

    As a Yoshi main, I’ve never been more attacked. However, I was laughing the whole video because the roasts were fucking great. 🤣

    • @kingbooyah7806
      @kingbooyah7806 3 роки тому

      I can confirm that I am also 3.6 years of age

  • @kestrel7493
    @kestrel7493 3 роки тому +68

    "Did you know that young Link actually has robot legs. It's parts of the ocarina of time lore but it's not actually covered in game,"

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser11170 3 роки тому +23

    If you spell Alpharad Deluxe and take away the "Alpharad eluxe" and put "ash" at the end; that spells Dash, and that's Pogchamp

  • @liamgreen1982
    @liamgreen1982 3 роки тому +13

    that last fight, when samus had the hammer, and you got the star was the epitome of "unstoppable force meets unmovable object"

  • @Elegiast
    @Elegiast 3 роки тому +31

    I always play with preferred ruleset off. This had led me to such joys as four stock 300HP stamina against game and watch with fs meter and smash ball. Aaah, how wonderful.

  • @wyattmason8838
    @wyattmason8838 3 роки тому +64

    Having Mr. Pickman 3 Deluxe on the podcast is really what dreams are made of

  • @jonathanyaney6110
    @jonathanyaney6110 2 роки тому +4

    That Robin beam that killed Cloud broke me as a person. Funniest set I've ever seen watching a three for all where two guys explicitly team up and still look hopelessly outmatched. 10/10

  • @broski7792
    @broski7792 3 роки тому +60

    lol remember when this game came out and people were saying the CPUs you had to fight to unlock characters were too hard to fight

    • @spiffy2502
      @spiffy2502 3 роки тому +32

      They had to nerf them which is even funnier to me

    • @blakedavis3400
      @blakedavis3400 3 роки тому +23

      Tbf the pre-patch CPUs were kinda nutty

    • @_-Dante-_
      @_-Dante-_ 3 роки тому +12

      Those CPUs were awesome they would just read and react to your input on frame 1 every time

    • @ColgatetheTogekiss
      @ColgatetheTogekiss 3 роки тому +2

      I got 0 to deathed by the luigi one. Worst day of my life.

  • @iradon188
    @iradon188 3 роки тому +42

    i wonder if they’re gonna unlock bowser

  • @NekoTalks
    @NekoTalks 3 роки тому +13

    The roast of Yoshi players. I just could not stop laughing "You want anything?" "YOSHI! ...poptart."

    • @ucheehQ
      @ucheehQ 3 роки тому

      I actually heard a very different word, but now that I read this and listened back, I definitely misheard.

    • @ef2803
      @ef2803 2 роки тому

      @@ucheehQ I cant hear it as anything else even after thinking about it for like 30 seconds, what did you hear?

  • @ectogrey
    @ectogrey 3 роки тому +40

    imagine being ironwill and getting replaced by an incineroar player

  • @nahrikkon
    @nahrikkon 3 роки тому +153

    Yes I am, why thank you for noticing.

  • @MateCo19
    @MateCo19 3 роки тому +13

    Alpharad Deluxe is definitely the channel to question Henny’s age when we all know this is his time out of Play Pen

  • @lvl5dino749
    @lvl5dino749 3 роки тому +31

    As a yoshi player, I feel insulted
    I am only mentally 5

  • @merzzost5555
    @merzzost5555 3 роки тому +65

    Oh how I’ve missed the bullying of children

    • @lawrdawg7954
      @lawrdawg7954 3 роки тому +4

      Average leafy fan

    • @youtubeisstupid1952
      @youtubeisstupid1952 3 роки тому

      @@lawrdawg7954 have you watched the video or?

    • @Username12168
      @Username12168 3 роки тому

      "Video game's are bad, it's cyber bullying!"

    • @KingOfElectricNinjas
      @KingOfElectricNinjas 3 роки тому

      And occasionally being bullied by children

    • @merzzost5555
      @merzzost5555 3 роки тому

      @@KingOfElectricNinjas that’s why I stopped playing smash online lol

  • @Emiturbina
    @Emiturbina 3 роки тому +4

    Super Smash Bros Ultimate

  • @lazerman3686
    @lazerman3686 3 роки тому +17

    im so happy altrive is here, so much so i will say, awesome

  • @kevinr.9733
    @kevinr.9733 3 роки тому +4

    "I don't think Young Link players are the thinking type."
    As a former Young Link main, I can confirm.

  • @daddyswaggums3578
    @daddyswaggums3578 3 роки тому +21

    Most relatable video yet.

  • @anivibes2968
    @anivibes2968 3 роки тому +12

    I remember Elite incineroar where Alpharad Had to Fight a sea of yoshis. How the turned Tables have turned

  • @jupitars7506
    @jupitars7506 3 роки тому +8

    i’m a yoshi player and i can confirm i do love chuckecheese

  • @systematicbarometer4853
    @systematicbarometer4853 3 роки тому +7

    "LOL ur bad" most aggravating tag I've run into and lost. And yes, absolute bastard of a teabagger and no rematch

  • @waniel2962
    @waniel2962 3 роки тому +5

    I remember playing Yoshi back in brawl when I was 6 and I think that's where all my problems today came from.

    • @liamwelsh4665
      @liamwelsh4665 2 роки тому

      That’s when your life started going downhill

  • @interndoug3513
    @interndoug3513 3 роки тому +22

    my dad never misses a chance to tell me this i dont need you to do it as well

  • @flockstep
    @flockstep 3 роки тому +27

    After watching these videos it makes me want to play smash online, but then I remembered my switch online has been expired for 5 months and I don’t feel like renewing it

  • @jonsnow9541
    @jonsnow9541 3 роки тому +2

    nothing quite like my phone notifying me that i am trash.

  • @calishere3984
    @calishere3984 3 роки тому +32

    I’m living in your walls jo

  • @breadmann9702
    @breadmann9702 3 роки тому +9

    The truest king doesn't even need to play against the opponent to know that they're trash.

  • @vault342
    @vault342 3 роки тому +17

    "Do you think Cloud will go after that Byleth?"
    Robin: Am I a joke to you?

  • @manakmishra
    @manakmishra 3 роки тому +18

    I love having Altrive here, but Dashie seems a bit quiet, might take some time for them to get accustomed to 3 other people.

    • @Kavycks
      @Kavycks 3 роки тому

      ????

    • @Kavycks
      @Kavycks 3 роки тому +1

      Altrives real name is Dashell

    • @manakmishra
      @manakmishra 3 роки тому +7

      @@Kavycks oh that's cool, I'm talking about Dashie, the 4th member 😃

    • @juliandamen9804
      @juliandamen9804 3 роки тому +5

      @@Kavyckswow that's a coincidence! So there is a Dashie and Dashell in this recording?

    • @benebsbiagtan3357
      @benebsbiagtan3357 3 роки тому +3

      I wish Pikmin 4 got on the mic too but he was absent today

  • @moke23
    @moke23 3 роки тому +6

    DON'T call me that again Alpharad Deluxe

  • @SnufflySpy
    @SnufflySpy 3 роки тому +6

    I'm glad Altrive is here for more

  • @Skyeshadow3408
    @Skyeshadow3408 2 роки тому +1

    I remember a yoshi once brought me (incineroar) to battlefield with time. The yoshi just camped ledge with eggs and when I approached they just went to the other ledge. So as all self respecting human beings should, I got a stock lead and teabagged while camping them back for the remaining 2 minutes of the game.

  • @redgerran
    @redgerran 3 роки тому +3

    I like how you insult the guy's intelligence after he gets a goldeen from his pokeball. Hopefully he learns from this and grows.

  • @sollmoll
    @sollmoll 3 роки тому +3

    I feel called out

  • @OkamiSykan
    @OkamiSykan 3 роки тому +2

    Out of sheer coincidence, at 29:20, the Dark Samus' spirit broke just as Yoshi hit 66.6%. Truly a beast of evil.

  • @AboveAverageJoshua
    @AboveAverageJoshua 3 роки тому +9

    I can’t believe Alpharad Deluxe really told me straight facts about my Super Smash Bros. Ultimate ability.

    • @tyler9039
      @tyler9039 3 роки тому +3

      @Not RickRoll 👇 2 wow! What an unassuming link; I'm going to check it out :)

  • @thejollyrancher4614
    @thejollyrancher4614 3 роки тому +2

    Yoshi alts be like:
    Pink, red, blue, other bright colors
    Then there’s mold

  • @nintenerd4070
    @nintenerd4070 3 роки тому +2

    As a Kirby main, I have decided to give into peer pressure. Screw Yoshi

  • @Swagmeister69
    @Swagmeister69 3 роки тому +1

    Having altrive here makes it feel like a different timeline where he was always part of alpharad deluxe and i live for it

  • @kecleonfan7495
    @kecleonfan7495 3 роки тому +2

    20:47 That bait was just a thing of beauty.
    I salute you.

  • @denjiix7347
    @denjiix7347 3 роки тому +4

    I’ve never played smash but these videos always find a way to entertain me

  • @lewis6932
    @lewis6932 3 роки тому +1

    Reminder that because of how GSP works, there IS someone out there with 1 GSP

  • @Smokin_Snowman
    @Smokin_Snowman 3 роки тому +2

    I haven't watched your channel in like a year, I forgot how much fun it was watching you troll and roll over a bunch of arrogant gamers 😂

  • @ChaliceReal
    @ChaliceReal 3 роки тому +10

    Epic gaming!

  • @MasterHand4444
    @MasterHand4444 3 роки тому +2

    yall should have altrive more often; he gels so well with the vibe of this channel
    edit: i clapped at the end of the video

  • @cadelijoren
    @cadelijoren 5 місяців тому

    This is the content from alpharad I live for, insulting the crap out of people who uses whatever main but no one likes, and being an absolute sigma. Alpharad is literally him.

  • @wirchy6051
    @wirchy6051 3 роки тому +1

    "We are one game away from never playing Yoshi again."
    Well that didn't last very long.

  • @bluestormpony
    @bluestormpony 3 роки тому +2

    "my favorite thing is ruining peoples day." same here thats why i main isabelle

  • @HerpDerpTheTank
    @HerpDerpTheTank 3 роки тому

    I don't think there's a better feeling than trashing two people who team up on you in a three-for-all. Not only do they deserve everything they get, but you get to enjoy that sheer salt tsunami you know for a fact they are riding.

  • @BigTWilsonD1
    @BigTWilsonD1 3 роки тому +1

    "Ah, that'd be sick" - Pro Melee player JoSniffy

  • @diamondstorm8081
    @diamondstorm8081 3 роки тому +2

    Cries in trash can

  • @ajalchem4219
    @ajalchem4219 3 роки тому +1

    I can't believe I got last place from a fancy finisher from the internet funny man.

  • @RoyGuyManDude
    @RoyGuyManDude 3 роки тому +1

    As a (former) yoshi main, I can safely say that while we are not literal 4 year olds, whe for sure might as well be.
    Side note: we also do actually have blood, with one exception, the crafted yoshi mains specifically, truly, nobody likes those guys.

  • @benjaminwirey6280
    @benjaminwirey6280 3 роки тому +1

    The fact you guys called Tayk “Take” instead of Tay K is the funniest shit 😂

  • @ejomon_27
    @ejomon_27 3 роки тому

    Alpharad got into elite smash at 66.6%, proving once and for all that Yoshi is the devil

  • @metalapplesus
    @metalapplesus 3 роки тому +1

    I don't think I've heard Jacob laugh harder than after Altrive said "Poptart!" at 19:07

  • @goldenwolf5651
    @goldenwolf5651 3 роки тому +2

    I read the title and went, “yeah, i guess”

  • @QuantumCharger
    @QuantumCharger 3 роки тому

    It's funny. I looked away and when I looked back and asked myself why they were playing Incineroar. I just hadn't registered that they could play yoshi.

  • @Salem-qb9iv
    @Salem-qb9iv 3 роки тому +1

    I legit know a Yoshi player at my high school and they have unfortunately won all of the tournaments that have been hosted since I’ve been there. They have also failed the same grade twice, so…

  • @Sophiaprobably
    @Sophiaprobably 3 роки тому +23

    Altrive making fun of yoshi mains is really funny, even though I can actually play yoshi. BTW am a kirby main :)

  • @DylanMatthewTurner
    @DylanMatthewTurner 3 роки тому

    This is a fantastic series

  • @mr.krustykrust
    @mr.krustykrust 3 роки тому +15

    I can’t believe you’d talk to us like that Mr Alpharadical Deluxer

  • @Wild_D
    @Wild_D 3 роки тому +2

    "Yoshi! Pop Tart!"
    I just finished eating S'mores Pop Tarts! #snackgame

  • @VGA247
    @VGA247 3 роки тому +2

    What a good episode.
    Didn't like the part where they had to play Yoshi tho

  • @SpLajroy101
    @SpLajroy101 3 роки тому

    the best part of this is the round of imp cackles every time a funny happens

  • @pottedplant37_
    @pottedplant37_ 3 роки тому +2

    Contains bullying, 10/10

  • @Trickbot7000
    @Trickbot7000 3 роки тому

    Robin becomes Byleth in Jo’s mind so quick

  • @stormRed
    @stormRed 3 роки тому +1

    Altrive's laugh is so contagious 😂

  • @thepungod
    @thepungod 3 роки тому

    Altrive is so recognizable and I love when he joins. I love his channel aswell, but him with yall is an amazing kind of funny to me

  • @tomcraig7033
    @tomcraig7033 3 роки тому +1

    Can confirm, my 3.5 year old absolutely loves yoshi.

  • @khaliber
    @khaliber 3 роки тому

    I have come from Marss’ fan base to wish you a happy Monke Monday!

  • @TKNinja37
    @TKNinja37 3 роки тому

    Altrive: 5:05
    Me: *thinks about Pikmin 4*
    Me: "...Yeah that's about right"

  • @KapnOlimar
    @KapnOlimar 3 роки тому

    Kirby radiates black air force energy.

  • @bengoodwin2141
    @bengoodwin2141 3 роки тому +1

    I haven't played smash for like 3 years and somehow I still love watching these. I was a Kirby main that never played online. I just spammed B moves and sometimes grabs and pummels. No shields, but air dodge sometimes. I also played K rool and Dedede sometimes.
    Considering this, if I ever get back in to smash, what character should I learn?

  • @KR_Kosmik
    @KR_Kosmik 3 роки тому +9

    I'm at lower than 400k because I tanked when the game released and hasn't played online since

  • @splatopher
    @splatopher 3 роки тому +1

    the fact that some of the only words i could say when i was 4 was yoshi and mario

  • @infernaflame
    @infernaflame Рік тому

    Dash is literally the highlight of my life sometimes man

  • @keffee9853
    @keffee9853 3 роки тому +1

    I like the part the grass dinosaur beat the red cat

  • @rockyjmoon3
    @rockyjmoon3 3 роки тому

    I had a couple people team on me online too. I was Pichu. One guy was Chrom and the other was Yoshi. It was brutal

  • @tookerys6244
    @tookerys6244 3 роки тому

    The shitting in ypshi is probably the funniest bit.

  • @RealBono
    @RealBono 3 роки тому +1

    Love you Alpharad, one of the greatest content creators out there

  • @kingofredlions7709
    @kingofredlions7709 3 роки тому

    Died when they said "Yay the sandbox is open"

  • @Zigzorark
    @Zigzorark 3 роки тому

    As a yoshi player I say that your opinion of the average age of Yoshi players is absolutely true