First Date: "Do you like music?" Noise Marine: **Inhale** "Has the music ever been so good _that it makes you wear the bastard in front of you like a cloak_ and go on righteous blood orgy spree ?? I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I ENJOY MUSIC WHAT ABOUT YOU MORTAL DO YOU 'LIKE' MUSIC LIKE ME!?!?! NO??? I guess you don't like music then, go join the IW or something and be bland." **Flips table because awkward silence offends Slaanesh, storms away, date over**
I love when people use the picture I had commissioned. It was the first commission I had done. Noise marines are the only traitor Marine type that I like
I cannot stress this enough. I am so grateful you made this. I have listened to it beyond count I dont know why I just can't stop, it gives even more of a sense of being there than reading it. It was my favourite scene that got me into 40k and you have made it so much better. Fantastic work 11/10
I always imagined the music at the concert was basically dark warehouse rave made from an orchestra cortette which and was subsequently ended with nothing but wubs when Marius took the stage
They were never even close to the greatest. They were parading peacocks that showed off to hide how flawed they really were. They were arrogant. The actual good legions kept quiet.
@@TheCommissarGeneral I'm mostly speaking from a social standpoint. The Emperor's Children were originally used as a bodyguard/diplomatic detail for the Emperor himself hence their regal color scheme. Worlds that the III handled tended to have a high quality of life and even if they didn't before the Legionnaires themselves would be encouraged to raise basic mortals as high they could go. It has also been said that Fulgrim was one of the very few Primarchs that actually fully understood the Emperor's vision past the Great Crusade. Needless to say the Emperor's Children are one of the few legions that wasn't intended to be discarded. There was a plan for them and it was all thrown away because of a spooky/horny daemon sword and some idiots in high positions like Eidolon & Fabius.
Keep in mind this takes place after the Battle of Istvaan III but before the Dropsite Massacre at Istvaan V...the first real battle of the Horus Heresy. Imagine how much further the Emperor's Children fell between this moment and the Battle for Terra 7 years later.
By the time of the battle of Istvaan V, the emperor's children who fought there had absolutly spiraled off into absolute degeneracy. The noise marines especially had their mouths extended or replaced with vox speakers, removed their eyelids or just forced their eyes open with hooks, they wore the flesh and skin of the dead over their faces and screamed like maniacs for pain and suffering. The witness, Julius, from this scene was one and he even thanked the Iron Hand that killed him for making him feel so good.
I've read up to 20 of the first Horus herasy books by now, and so far this scene is still the most gorey and darkest description ive heard so far. It made me think this is a twisted way on how a metal band want their audience to enjoy their music
As twisted, auditorily evil, deranged and debauched as the infernal fops of Slaanesh well and truly, most certainly are... even the Noise Marines still would have nothing to do with Lars Ulrich beyond utilizing his skin(as is) to make a snare drum. By the Throne, they aren't _that_ disgustingly evil...
here is a sample of noise marine worthy music I found; ua-cam.com/video/KEpf_RvU3cI/v-deo.html E.M.M.P - This Quiet Offends Slaanesh. (Feel power of Noise Marine)
I always think about how the events in the theater are basically a microcosm for what happened to the ancient Eldar civilization.
First Date: "Do you like music?"
Noise Marine: **Inhale** "Has the music ever been so good _that it makes you wear the bastard in front of you like a cloak_ and go on righteous blood orgy spree ?? I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I ENJOY MUSIC WHAT ABOUT YOU MORTAL DO YOU 'LIKE' MUSIC LIKE ME!?!?! NO??? I guess you don't like music then, go join the IW or something and be bland." **Flips table because awkward silence offends Slaanesh, storms away, date over**
I love when people use the picture I had commissioned. It was the first commission I had done. Noise marines are the only traitor Marine type that I like
Who’s the artist?
Yeah I remember my first Pantera concert too.
I cannot stress this enough. I am so grateful you made this. I have listened to it beyond count I dont know why I just can't stop, it gives even more of a sense of being there than reading it. It was my favourite scene that got me into 40k and you have made it so much better.
Fantastic work 11/10
Listening to this while tipsy in the dark was a enrapturing experience
Another thing I love about Slaanesh. The writers get to be a bit creative, But yet still remain absolutely horrifying.
15:40 is so unintentionally hilarious and horrifying at the same time because of the music. Just 👌
I can just imagine the Astartes just frolicking about like this fucking Fantasia, spreading blood like goddamn flower petals.
@@TheCommissarGeneral 😂beautiful, just as slaanesh intended
I always imagined the music at the concert was basically dark warehouse rave made from an orchestra cortette which and was subsequently ended with nothing but wubs when Marius took the stage
It's "QUARTET" ya fkn cro-magnon
I assumed it was something so indescribable that it made people murderfuck uncontrollably and thankfully doesn’t exist.
Boy I bet a space marine could wreck a drum kit.
Oh yeah !
Lucius the Eternal"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED... EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"!!!!!
this chapter was what sold the emperors children for me. That and his entrance in front perturabo in angel exterminatus.
Ooooooo I may just post that excerpt sometime soon.
@@TheCommissarGeneral
Please do, that whole scene is incredible. Thanks for the video, keep up the perfect work.
And this is when the Emperor's Children went from possibly the greatest legion to the lowest of all.
They were never even close to the greatest. They were parading peacocks that showed off to hide how flawed they really were. They were arrogant. The actual good legions kept quiet.
@@TheCommissarGeneral I'm mostly speaking from a social standpoint. The Emperor's Children were originally used as a bodyguard/diplomatic detail for the Emperor himself hence their regal color scheme. Worlds that the III handled tended to have a high quality of life and even if they didn't before the Legionnaires themselves would be encouraged to raise basic mortals as high they could go. It has also been said that Fulgrim was one of the very few Primarchs that actually fully understood the Emperor's vision past the Great Crusade. Needless to say the Emperor's Children are one of the few legions that wasn't intended to be discarded. There was a plan for them and it was all thrown away because of a spooky/horny daemon sword and some idiots in high positions like Eidolon & Fabius.
@@TheCommissarGeneralno and no.
Um...I think you meant went from being the most perfect legion to being the even more perfectest legion.
Keep in mind this takes place after the Battle of Istvaan III but before the Dropsite Massacre at Istvaan V...the first real battle of the Horus Heresy. Imagine how much further the Emperor's Children fell between this moment and the Battle for Terra 7 years later.
By the time of the battle of Istvaan V, the emperor's children who fought there had absolutly spiraled off into absolute degeneracy. The noise marines especially had their mouths extended or replaced with vox speakers, removed their eyelids or just forced their eyes open with hooks, they wore the flesh and skin of the dead over their faces and screamed like maniacs for pain and suffering. The witness, Julius, from this scene was one and he even thanked the Iron Hand that killed him for making him feel so good.
Awesome and beautiful story
More like awesome and revolting
Oh damn I’m loving these edited audiobook sections!
I've read up to 20 of the first Horus herasy books by now, and so far this scene is still the most gorey and darkest description ive heard so far. It made me think this is a twisted way on how a metal band want their audience to enjoy their music
I always wonder, do their weapons work in the void of space.
Your doubt offends Slannesh
As twisted, auditorily evil, deranged and debauched as the infernal fops of Slaanesh well and truly, most certainly are... even the Noise Marines still would have nothing to do with Lars Ulrich beyond utilizing his skin(as is) to make a snare drum. By the Throne, they aren't _that_ disgustingly evil...
What did Lars Ulrich do?
Are people still mad that Lars would not sell out Metallica's music on Napster?
@@JakeSmith-em5shIIRC, he’s a openly self-described neo-Nazi
Tool be like:
Tool: *Shreds*
I love your videos
Monsterous contraptions?
DAU Zarbon approved.
3:50 the big man speaks
I need a list for the music in this video
here is a sample of noise marine worthy music I found; ua-cam.com/video/KEpf_RvU3cI/v-deo.html E.M.M.P - This Quiet Offends Slaanesh. (Feel power of Noise Marine)
10:39
14:00
Man you need a Conflagration Cannon for this heresy.
Music is too loud ....
THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH. THINGS WILL GET LOUD NOW.
It’s fine
Lmao the guys that wanted to leave but got kicked and stomped on LMAO
No such thing.
What is wrong with us ?
This is our dream future?
A Universe without Christ.
Actually the Emperor knew Jesus from way back in the day.
It's a nightmare realm Thankfully never to come to pass.
Many things.
This is a grimdark fiction.
The universe existed without Christ, and will continue when Christ is a forgotten idea on a dead world.