How the Space Sharks Mentally Broke a Dark Eldar - Warhammer 40k

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  • @E100Omega123
    @E100Omega123 Рік тому +1004

    "Cousin, how did you manage to break a species dedicated to the art of torture?"
    "We were very boring."

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong 11 місяців тому +126

      Space marine: Go to time-out.
      Dark Eldar: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @josecoronadonieto6911
      @josecoronadonieto6911 4 місяці тому

      Deprival torture it exists, it's horrrifying, specially in a "white room"

    • @thisguy9733
      @thisguy9733 Місяць тому

      ​@@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlongthis is also ork punishment

    • @MONKEY_BEAM
      @MONKEY_BEAM Місяць тому

      "also we hosed him a few times"

    • @yawarapuyurak3271
      @yawarapuyurak3271 22 дні тому +2

      honestly? it makes sense.
      in a twisted sense of fate.

  • @MultiCommissar
    @MultiCommissar Рік тому +2270

    Really warms one's heart that the ancient Terran tradition of waterboarding has been preserved so earnestly.

    • @Ol_Bron
      @Ol_Bron Рік тому +177

      Can't beat the classics.

    • @dominusbalial835
      @dominusbalial835 Рік тому +84

      Truly Art and Culture at it's finest

    • @gutterpheonix
      @gutterpheonix Рік тому +95

      It's humanity's gift to the universe

    • @comradesam3382
      @comradesam3382 Рік тому +51

      Simplicity at its finest, waterboarding has been a technique used since fabric had been invented

    • @robertbeja5291
      @robertbeja5291 Рік тому +26

      It would have been hilarious if they paired music with it. I am thinking something like 'Sweet Home Alabama'.

  • @griffionwyvrus9063
    @griffionwyvrus9063 Рік тому +2793

    Space Shark using their Raven Guard ability for stealth and Night lord ability for pyschological warfare in its finest.

    • @grahaldmills5930
      @grahaldmills5930 Рік тому +57

      Psychological you mean?

    • @cnut7383
      @cnut7383 Рік тому +46

      @@grahaldmills5930 why not both

    • @griffionwyvrus9063
      @griffionwyvrus9063 Рік тому +21

      @@grahaldmills5930 I didn't notice the spelling. I just click the auto correct without reading. 😅😅

    • @grahaldmills5930
      @grahaldmills5930 Рік тому +4

      @@griffionwyvrus9063 it's cool

    • @mitchmitting102
      @mitchmitting102 Рік тому +54

      Uh...yes...their Raven Guard ability for stealth.....respected descendents of definitely Corvus....
      They totally Night Lord loyalists

  • @Firepup740
    @Firepup740 Рік тому +717

    Giving a dark elder a cold shower. The equivalent of throwing a bar of soap at a nurglite.

    • @ajcawley8104
      @ajcawley8104 Місяць тому +13

      Shock is what we humans do best. Hell we had shocksites accessible to middle schoolers in the year 2015😂😂😂😂

    • @beepbeep9967
      @beepbeep9967 22 дні тому +3

      That's just a hate crime 🤣

  • @cryptosporidium01
    @cryptosporidium01 Рік тому +1323

    Necron in the same context :
    "Aaaaaah ! Finally, a calm place to repose my circuits. Let it last a few centuries or more"

    • @dr.michaelmarx3085
      @dr.michaelmarx3085 Рік тому +136

      Glory to the Infinite Empire!

    • @lordgod9958
      @lordgod9958 Рік тому +59

      A necron would also probably go crazy if they were in an active state for that long with no sensory input. At least a higher necron would

    • @godemperorofmemekind4170
      @godemperorofmemekind4170 Рік тому +207

      @@lordgod9958they don’t mind it at all read infinite and the Divine they stand still for ages doing nothing all the time even the higher end ones

    • @scarafereastra
      @scarafereastra Рік тому +118

      @@lordgod9958 Nah fam, the period of time required to pass inb order for them to even feel a tinge of discomfort would be well beyond the capabilities of the space marines or even the facility/dungeon to withstand. it would literally wait for them to wither

    • @thedoomlord8618
      @thedoomlord8618 Рік тому +92

      @@godemperorofmemekind4170 That's not entirely true. In Hammer and Bolter, Trazyn talks to one of his captured Mechanicus members. Upon waking him, the Techpriest reacted slightly annoyed, requesting to be kept in a mentally wake state, if freezing him is really that necessary, to which Trazyn wonders if that would not make him go insane, to be presented with sheer nothingness and the inability to move for aeons, to which the Techpriest replied that he would enjoy the time to go through calculations and what not, surprising Trazyn. (which indicates, that Trazyn would probably prefer to not do that himself)

  • @lorenzdistruzzi6928
    @lorenzdistruzzi6928 Рік тому +1081

    Almost felt sorry for the poor guy, then I remember he's a dark Eldar

    • @censorduck
      @censorduck Рік тому +67

      I felt nothing but glea

    • @noneofyourfckingbusiness8302
      @noneofyourfckingbusiness8302 Рік тому +160

      Also the Space Marines captured him by baiting him with a mother and child he wanted to torture and kill. Xenos deserves no pity.

    • @censorduck
      @censorduck Рік тому +75

      @noneofyourfckingbusiness8302 the mother giving him a kick in the ribs gave me so much delight.

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 Рік тому +25

      It's hard to decide who is the most evil faction, chaos or dark eldar. Because arguments could be made for both.

    • @crim1188
      @crim1188 Рік тому +33

      @@carljohan9265 dark eldar
      they actively choose to be horrid goblins

  • @-Blackberry
    @-Blackberry Рік тому +2338

    They did the exact same thing to an Emperors Children marine in the latest episode of Hammer and Bolter, kept him in a sensory deprivation chamber to torture him. Be it Emperors Children or Dark Eldar, the worst torment for them is boredom.

    • @cmanmonkeydog
      @cmanmonkeydog Рік тому +201

      That’s the Exorcist chapter

    • @codycurtin2295
      @codycurtin2295 Рік тому +142

      different chapter but still perfect thing to do to them!

    • @pubefaceIV
      @pubefaceIV Рік тому +1

      “Aren’t you going to call me a traitor or …”
      “DIE TRAITOROUS SCUM!!”
      “Ah there it is”

    • @HowlFromBeyond
      @HowlFromBeyond Рік тому +36

      Worked out great for the Exorcists too. Totally no draw backs at all.

    • @Azorees-oj5zr
      @Azorees-oj5zr Рік тому +49

      @@HowlFromBeyond well yeah, they fucked up with Lucius not with their prisoner.

  • @The_Horned_King
    @The_Horned_King Рік тому +1624

    Refreshing to see a deldar get what he deserves. No glamorous death, no cacophony of suffering. Just the crushing silence of the Void. That, and the indifferent gaze of the Void's hunters as he breaks before them.

    • @jenniferlumiqued
      @jenniferlumiqued Рік тому +25

      Not really their fault for causing so much pain, mainly bc they have to or else they all get their souls sucked up, if my soul was being sucked up by a dark god, I would probably try to torture some things if it stops the soul drain, just me tho

    • @Cobrazay
      @Cobrazay Рік тому

      @@jenniferlumiqued well maybe if they felt guilty about it sure, but they sit there jacking off to it, taking pride and pleasure from the maximum agony and vileness they inflict on their victims. Not to mention they were responsible for creating Slaneesh in the first place because the dark eldar were doing those fucked up acts even BEFORE they were being thirsted by the dark god. And most of them still dont even regret it.

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 Рік тому

      ​@@jenniferlumiquedwell fuck em. They brought it on themselves.

    • @KaiserAfini
      @KaiserAfini Рік тому +198

      ​@@jenniferlumiquedThey have the option of stopping the soul drain by becoming craftworlders. Which means they choose being a blight upon the galaxy over embracing self discipline. They always had a way out, the fact they deliberately choose not to take it makes this karmic backlash well earned.

    • @angelusumbrae
      @angelusumbrae Рік тому +22

      ​@KaiserAfini
      I didn't know that becoming a Craftworlder ends that for them. Where did you find that out? I have only heard how Dark Eldar joining up with Yvraine get a break from it... Regardless, they DO choose to not just be monstrous, but to truly revel in it.

  • @SoilentBeef
    @SoilentBeef Рік тому +726

    The entire Imperium should use this as standard when handling Drukhari.

    • @mightykanohii
      @mightykanohii Рік тому +36

      Probably also effective against Ork

    • @Nudhul
      @Nudhul Рік тому +151

      ​@@mightykanohiithe ork would probably bash its own brains out against the wall trying to break through, in some manner of challenging its toughness.

    • @Brandon-ff1yo
      @Brandon-ff1yo Рік тому +86

      @@Nudhulor literally die from not fighting enough seeing as its a biological need.

    • @Minecrack1942
      @Minecrack1942 Рік тому +93

      @@Nudhul nope they locked one in a cell with no fighting, it degenerated over months into this sad depressed chubby green thing with a beer belly. also grew smaller

    • @vanconojl
      @vanconojl Рік тому +42

      @@Minecrack1942 that one was not orky enough to fight the walls xD

  • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
    @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit Рік тому +695

    If any of you wonder how bad this could possibly be. The hyper-sensitive mind of the Eldar perceives stimuli much more intensely than a normal human can, and the Dark Eldar's penchant for constant stimulation has upped this to an even higher degree.
    A few days of solitary confinement would feel anywhere between months or years of isolation to them. Add the withdrawal symptoms from whatever drugs they were taking, and you have enough true pain that Slaanesh themself probably noticed it.

    • @BobelPop
      @BobelPop Рік тому +59

      I suppose meditation is something they don't dabble in (at least the Dark Eldar).

    • @jaelee1996
      @jaelee1996 Рік тому +47

      ​@@BobelPopBut mediation is a regular act for marines.

    • @TexMeta
      @TexMeta Рік тому +23

      Did you just respectfully refer to a chaos god with their proper pronoun? You HERETIC! *_BLAM_*

    • @Ayookd293
      @Ayookd293 10 місяців тому +2

      Awesome story

    • @echothegecko2875
      @echothegecko2875 5 місяців тому +5

      And without any depravity going on around him, I imagine he's starting to feel Slaanesh getting a firmer grip on his soul

  • @aldrixlevy228
    @aldrixlevy228 Рік тому +454

    Basically how to kill Slaanesh: complete lack of stimulus.

    • @mightykanohii
      @mightykanohii Рік тому +27

      Slannesh and Nurgle hate each other

    • @roguefisher4637
      @roguefisher4637 Рік тому +39

      @@mightykanohiiall chaos gods hate each other but they hate specific ones most. Korne is slaanesh and nurgle is tzeentch

    • @Lastofthesigilites
      @Lastofthesigilites 11 місяців тому +6

      I imagine Slazzy would enjoy being tied up for a short while just to increase the enjoyment when they feel something again.

    • @Kerrigan-QOB
      @Kerrigan-QOB 10 місяців тому +1

      But that's just a theory, a game theory!

    • @quaranx1551
      @quaranx1551 29 днів тому

      Edgehammer 40k

  • @zarecht2968
    @zarecht2968 Рік тому +1167

    Man, imagine a Deathwatch Kill team made up of members from the Carcharodons, Black Dragons, Black Templars, Storm Giants, Mentors, Minotaurs, Flesh Tearers, Silver Skulls, Exorcists, and Marines Malevolent.
    That'd be a pretty wild bunch.

    • @grimreminder5038
      @grimreminder5038 Рік тому +209

      Charcharodons and Black Dragons, yes. The rest? I wanna see who survives that blood bath, especially hearing a Marine Malevolent talk for any amount of time

    • @HoboForTheRoad300
      @HoboForTheRoad300 Рік тому +114

      Honestly I’m surprised the Space Sharks and Black Dragons don’t work together because they are both extremely genetically modified

    • @Lazrael32
      @Lazrael32 Рік тому +112

      @@HoboForTheRoad300 because the sharks are extremely solitary. and a portion of the inquisition hates the black dragons.

    • @mitchmitting102
      @mitchmitting102 Рік тому

      That killteam is going to absolutely murder fuck anything that comes their way.
      Just, nothing is going to withstand the sheer murderfuckery of these marines combined

    • @TheEmperorsChampion964
      @TheEmperorsChampion964 Рік тому +13

      Oh man that sounds like fun!

  • @fangwu7576
    @fangwu7576 Рік тому +287

    The dark elder taunts the abyss to make it illicit a reaction.
    Today the abyss stares back.

    • @tdab3883
      @tdab3883 Рік тому +38

      Oh no, the abyss didn't stare back. Quite the opposite, the abyss didn't do anything at all

  • @00784865
    @00784865 Рік тому +418

    What people forget is that the sharks are also masters of psychological terror.

    • @My10thAccount
      @My10thAccount Рік тому +55

      There’s a good reason why people say they’re related to the Night Lords and Sevitar in particular. They’re absolute horrors of the void in the form of Astartes.

    • @VeryDeathlyShiny
      @VeryDeathlyShiny 10 місяців тому +6

      @@My10thAccount Yea, they are a chimera of Nightlord Loyalists and Ravenguard. Stealth and Fear... and they use it well.

    • @centric3125
      @centric3125 9 місяців тому +4

      It's like a small army of Arkhamverse Batmen who have perfect reasons as to why the 'no kill' rule no longer applies.

  • @luckylarry71
    @luckylarry71 Рік тому +621

    The Carcharodons Astra also managed to humble the CSMs of the Emperor's Children on occasion, when upon being fired at by a squad, surrounded by captive humans, the sharks responded with a couple of modest and controlled volleys aimed too high to cause any collateral damage, but also away from the CSM's vitals. This enraged the sons of Fulgrim, who viewed this as an insult.
    When the inevitable melee finally occurred, no amount of finesse and insatiable lust for violence could match the wild abandon in which the sharks ripped and tore their adversaries, while remaining utterly silent and almost distant throughout the entire combat. [Angels of Death: The Judges, In Their Hunger (Short Story) by David Annandale]

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 Рік тому +40

      No way the space sharks were careful enough to avoid civilians. That isn't their MO.

    • @luckylarry71
      @luckylarry71 Рік тому

      @@Tacoguy1000 Agreed, most of them were actually local administration/upper class who were collaborating with the CSM to save their asses, before the sharks showed up. The reason why they were spared in the shootout is because once the CSM were dealt with, the surviving humans were judged first and then summarily executed

    • @ReaperofValhalla
      @ReaperofValhalla Рік тому +94

      @@Tacoguy1000probably to mentally mess with the CE if they knew it was their brand of chaos. Feed off the suffering of them or mess with the loyalists. Win-win for them. If they were Khornite then it’s blood for the blood god. Undivided probably means their death would summon something. Idk about Nurgle but killing them or the CE would mean a loss in some way.
      This way it gets the traitor’s emotional and fuck up along the way

    • @vincentprime740
      @vincentprime740 Рік тому

      @@Tacoguy1000 they dont care about normal people, but they also dont care about killing normal people. its just dont stay in their way in any method then u will be fine. it happens that u are unlucky to be in the way of the shark, else nothing bad happen

    • @notusneo
      @notusneo Рік тому +48

      ​@@ReaperofValhallaahh so they are avoiding civies casualities not because of saving civies in the first place but to wage a psychological war, totally on brand tbh

  • @Garoslol
    @Garoslol Рік тому +1126

    Very normal loyalist chapter behaviour

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 Рік тому +100

      They're Night Lords, what do you expect?

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 Рік тому +43

      @@cousinzeke4888also World Eaters.

    • @Nonameisback999
      @Nonameisback999 Рік тому +109

      @@cousinzeke4888 more like the result of the Raven Guard, Night Lords, Space Wolves having a fucked up baby chapter

    • @eldonte7775
      @eldonte7775 Рік тому +73

      They decent from the terrain born Raven guard that Corax exiled. Their look like RG, and fight like RG but with more warcrimes, NL were just Warcrimes and nothing else

    • @codycurtin2295
      @codycurtin2295 Рік тому +19

      From the looks of it just Night Lords and Raven Guard but regardless they still as brutal if they were Wolves!
      @@Nonameisback999

  • @notare
    @notare Рік тому +156

    In one of the Salamanders books Vulkan He'Stan threatens a dark eldar with being buried alive and left alone for years to get them to talk.

    • @Shadowdrag00n
      @Shadowdrag00n Рік тому +37

      The black dragons in that book, kept a dark eldar in a box to torture it.

    • @justinokraski3796
      @justinokraski3796 5 місяців тому +10

      Imperial Fists reward DE with time in the Pain Glove for good behavior

  • @janbfiala
    @janbfiala Рік тому +652

    Reminds me of the old joke:
    One day, two parents come home early and hear some weird sounds coming from their son's room. When they quietly open the door, they see their son in a gimp suit, flogging his back with a leather knotted whip, the boy's moans muffled by a gag. They carefully close the door again, and look at each other. "What are we going to do?" asked the mother. The father replied "I don't know. Spanking him probably won't work."

    • @dr.stronk9857
      @dr.stronk9857 Рік тому +64

      Oh my god lol

    • @WallNutBreaker524
      @WallNutBreaker524 Рік тому +10

      @@janbfiala that's messed up 💀

    • @skevan6641
      @skevan6641 Рік тому +17

      I think he needs rehab, or a partner.

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 Рік тому +8

      This joke could go dark places very fast. Remove it!

    • @TexMeta
      @TexMeta Рік тому +17

      He’s been taken by chaos. Brother, get the flamer. The. Heavy. Flamer.

  • @TheSpicyLeg
    @TheSpicyLeg Рік тому +232

    Even worse, such sensations are the offerings that the Dark Eldar make to Slaanesh. Without them, Slaanesh will pull on their souls, eventually devouring them.

  • @drakeevans3066
    @drakeevans3066 Рік тому +322

    That's what i love so much about them the space shark's will always turn the tables on their foes. My favorite has to be when they trap a hunt some Night Lords in complete silence.

  • @BDL3035
    @BDL3035 Місяць тому +14

    Space Shark #1: “So how long did it take to break the xeno’s will?”
    Space Shark #2: “It was only in solitary for 15 minutes.”

  • @jamesnicholls7535
    @jamesnicholls7535 11 місяців тому +18

    This is how someone discribes eating diner without UA-cam

  • @secondarytrollaccount
    @secondarytrollaccount Рік тому +133

    Space sharks dont even have to brutalize you to be absolute menaces the most physical thing they did was hit him with the hose and while painful isnt the worst torture imaginable

    • @Foffer1337
      @Foffer1337 Рік тому +24

      For a Dark Eldar tho, this is absolutely brutal torture for them. Since Dark Eldars goes from a BDSM session on the daily, just as we drink a cup of coffee in the morning. The mental torture they put him through was far worse, than anything they could physically have done to him.

  • @doughnutboyo6922
    @doughnutboyo6922 Рік тому +325

    This is a real form of torture that is still in use today(also by the USA).
    People have been subjected to this for months and are incredibly traumatised.

    • @meidyot1672
      @meidyot1672 Рік тому +34

      White Room

    • @krieger8825
      @krieger8825 Рік тому +6

      I like quiet and lit places

    • @ajman66
      @ajman66 Рік тому +10

      Mostly by the USA*

    • @uhohjrama
      @uhohjrama Рік тому +17

      And are punished if noise is made.

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 Рік тому +1

      Sounds awesome. Peace and quiet with my own mind.

  • @Phoenix8492
    @Phoenix8492 7 місяців тому +15

    Utakk: “MAKE IT STOP!! MAKE IT STOP!!”
    Carcharodons: “It takes us to the dark within or else it gets the hose again”

  • @codycurtin2295
    @codycurtin2295 Рік тому +198

    This was such a fantastic book and such a humanizing look into one of the most inhumane and brutal chapters. As a fan of the previous space sharks books I loved a deeper look into Te Kuharangi. Also the twist about the "brothers" was heart wrenching.

    • @cheguevara19
      @cheguevara19 Рік тому +9

      The twist about them being brothers and him holding a grudge for 1,000 years was pure cringe, man. The cringiest of cringe that ever did cringe. He took Robbie MacNiven's consumate professionals and turned them in to squabbling siblings.

    • @codycurtin2295
      @codycurtin2295 Рік тому +1

      @@cheguevara19 i think it adds great depth. Stoic destroyers can only go so far, and even with the previous books there still was a lot of emotions. Akai trying to fill the shoes of his previous commander and the contempt the other officers had for him in his new role. Them being actual brothers brings another development in this direction.

    • @cheguevara19
      @cheguevara19 Рік тому +5

      @@codycurtin2295 I agree with a few things. Not all space marines should be stoic, they and the primarchs parallel ancient gods and heroes and, if there's one thing you can say about gods and heroes, it's that they were incredibly fiery and open with their emotions. They certainly weren't perfect, anything but.
      However, they're also well beyond mortal concerns. They live for battle and they battle for their chapter and the Imperium. Trying to tear down his brother, one of the greatest warriors in the chapter, 1,000 years after their mother died and totally irregardless of the damage it could do to the chapter is simply counter to the ideals of duty and honour space marines aspire to, especially high ranking space marines. They should be exemplars, not squabbling children. It's like the difference between the consumate professionals in Star Trek TNG/DS9 and the spoiled brats of Discovery.
      And that's before we even get on to hypno-indoctrination, them often remembering next to nothing about their lives and the other ridiculous decisions, like hiding their relics on the edge of space guarded by one guy instead of on their flagship. It's just daft through and through. Bodyboarding on to a yacht filled with Drukhari and fighting them hand to hand unarmoured? It's just silly.

  • @Mikazuchireborn
    @Mikazuchireborn Рік тому +112

    Utakk thought his confinement was a tragedy. But now we realize... it's a comedy.

  • @kaiju2296
    @kaiju2296 Рік тому +62

    A narcissist vs psychopaths. Poor bastard never stood a chance.

  • @danielguy9370
    @danielguy9370 Рік тому +34

    Am I the only one who chuckled when he "are you gonna--?" *WATER CANNON*

  • @skylerrutherford9870
    @skylerrutherford9870 Рік тому +91

    I think that was genius in the way they broke him. Idk why they did it but it was awesome the way they did it

    • @thedoomlord8618
      @thedoomlord8618 Рік тому +17

      Because Dark Eldar strive for and live off of excess. They desperately need stimuly for their senses to be healthy and to keep slaneesh away. By depriving them of all those things, it's basically as if you were torturing humans by waterboarding, slowly burning them etc, aka the worst things imaginable without directly killing them lol

  • @Doomseer
    @Doomseer Рік тому +134

    The space sharks are one hundred percent one of the most badass chapters in the galaxy and the fact they could be of nightlord stock makes them all the more interesting to me.. Also really well done narration, I can tell you have a knack for it!

    • @ThunderBirb
      @ThunderBirb Рік тому +6

      Interestinly enough, they are Terran Raven Guard Corax exiled to the edge of the galaxy. But I read somewhere that they might use Nightlord Gene seed instead of Raven guard, unsure though

    • @highmarshalbalian680
      @highmarshalbalian680 Рік тому +7

      @@ThunderBirbthey started as the RG exiled and picked up night lords and world eaters along the way and mixed the stock. They are the most successful Blackshield group

  • @hadesdogs4366
    @hadesdogs4366 Рік тому +60

    Agreed unlike most space marine chapters who values courage, glory and honor above all else, where even the pragmatic ultramarines tend to get blinded by honor and glory where it becomes a disadvantage rather than battlefield effectiveness where they value an honorable duel or a more direct and personal approach rather than say the raven guard or fire hawks who have little values in the ways of honor and unlike most other space marine chapters who cry out their glories out loud, the hidden blade is just as effective as a weapon that can be seen

  • @TheNightWatcher1385
    @TheNightWatcher1385 Рік тому +44

    The imperium needs to get in contact with the SCP Foundation and see if they can borrow SCP-2701 “True Solitary” to use on the dark eldar. The sensory deprivation chamber from hell.

  • @giominus7402
    @giominus7402 Рік тому +55

    Dark Eldar getting a small fraction of what they deserve.

  • @dannystuart-cummins4327
    @dannystuart-cummins4327 Рік тому +41

    Such a brutal chapter..... they break DE with the silent treatment and lack of entertainment.

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 7 місяців тому +7

    Took me a moment to realise what that black empty void was when they opened the window shutters.
    The sharks spend most of their time patrolling above or below the galactic plain. What Utakk was staring at was Dark Space. The void between galaxies. Empty nothing

  • @zanthimos
    @zanthimos Рік тому +86

    That was satisfying and a little funny listening to him go nuts with boredom. It reminds me of a very old piece of lore from the original Dungeons & Dragons. "Boredom is the archenemy of all Kender" or something like that. If I remember correctly, the old lore says that the cruelest thing you can do to a member of the Kender race is lock him in a room with literally nothing to do. It made this story all the more funny when I remembered that tidbit.
    Also I got a question, when they opened the shutters and he gazed out into nothing, what was that supposed to mean? Like literally no stars? Or a blank wall that was designed to make him think he was staring into real space but with a lack of stars? Or could it be that they had literally left the entire galaxy all together and made him face out into the literal void between galaxies?!

    • @wesleywood7749
      @wesleywood7749 Рік тому +17

      I think that maybe they were just facing the dome toward the dark side of a tidally locked planet/moon. If you're close enough there wouldn't be any light that the dark eldar could use to focus on being that you too are in the shadow of the planet/moon.

    • @JeffGreff
      @JeffGreff Рік тому +12

      The space sharks hunt in the void so it is very possible they took him to the edge of the galaxy

    • @JeffGreff
      @JeffGreff 11 місяців тому

      @@ImperfectVoid8479 I did not know that, that is very cool thank you. I guess this could just be an instance of a writer trying to do a cool thing but it not really fitting with how the world works. Or I could be wrong.

  • @inserisciunnome
    @inserisciunnome Рік тому +195

    To his Credit, this guy really did prove he had WAAY More mental fortitude than Humans.
    Most of us would be broken by just the initial four days, this guy resisted for Weeks, and most impressively of all, he did so as a DARK Eldar.
    The fact he was used to Slaaneshi-levels excess would make you think he'd be far quicker to crack, but no

    • @whiteeye3453
      @whiteeye3453 Рік тому +14

      Some people can windstan more

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome Рік тому +33

      @AshuMishraUA-cam that's solitary Confinement tho, Robert Maudsley AFAIK was still allowed time out in the open, phone calls, and visits from relatives, this guy was put in an actual sensory deprivation Room, wich Is much worse

    • @Ch-ew9tm
      @Ch-ew9tm Рік тому +3

      Didn’t prisons used to do this as punishment sometimes for months?

    • @shadowscall7758
      @shadowscall7758 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Ch-ew9tmno. Solitary confinement is not sensory deprivation.

    • @alanbeck9907
      @alanbeck9907 Рік тому +5

      @@shadowscall7758 many prisons just put you in a concrete box with nothing in it and only take you out once a week to shower so it might as well be.

  • @ninocuric5290
    @ninocuric5290 Рік тому +69

    Now tell me that Charcharadon Astra aren't loyalist Night Lords I dare you

    • @jalpat2272
      @jalpat2272 Рік тому +14

      More like chimeric between night Lord and original sadistic terran Raven guard before corrax took over

    • @GentlemanBystander
      @GentlemanBystander 9 місяців тому +3

      The original Terran intake of the XIXth legion were basically more Night Lord versions of the Night Lords.

  • @danmarusan2878
    @danmarusan2878 Рік тому +114

    Solitary confinement, a Rambo 1 style of shower, silence and boredom to break a Dark Eldar. Concidering that this is 40k this doesn't sound that cruel. At least when compared to what the Dark Eldar do to their victims.
    But since Dark Eldar are all about dark emotions and sadism to enhance their vitality it's like a drug withdrawal. Something some people concider a pretty hefty experience.

    • @natanaelsantos3924
      @natanaelsantos3924 8 місяців тому +4

      As someone struggling with a certain addiction, i assure you. It's something i would wish upon no one, that feeling of having a part of you desire more and more of what it shouldn't and when it doesn't get, that's when the agony starts. It's like the most hungry of beats scratching and scratching and scratching until it gets what it wants.

  • @Nonameisback999
    @Nonameisback999 Рік тому +411

    Unironically kinda feel bad for this Eldar. The way this is described is basically what it's like to suffer a withdrawl from addiction.

    • @secondarytrollaccount
      @secondarytrollaccount Рік тому +62

      As your soul gets consumed by a dark God it's like withdrawals that are so bad you die

    • @Azorees-oj5zr
      @Azorees-oj5zr Рік тому +175

      I don’t, the Dark Eldar deserves it.

    • @secondarytrollaccount
      @secondarytrollaccount Рік тому

      @@Azorees-oj5zr yea these sweat goblins do things to people that are literally unspeakable whatever they get they deserve

    • @Nonameisback999
      @Nonameisback999 Рік тому +75

      @@Azorees-oj5zr oh of course, he probably and most likely did way worse to others. But as someone who suffered from addiction it kinda hit me hard regardless.

    • @SalviHippo
      @SalviHippo Рік тому +8

      I’m glad i looked at the comment section before watching. As someone who has addiction as well and is currently still using with no intention of stopping, I wouldn’t be able to handle watching this rn. I’d need a rly good hit probably more than once while watching and I’m too low on material rn lol.
      Death? Doesn’t scare me one bit (other than the fact I’d be leaving my wife all alone and she can’t handle the world without me, just like I can’t without her.) withdrawal tho? That thing….that does scare me lol. I’d rather get shot in the head than go thru that.

  • @T0mN7
    @T0mN7 Місяць тому +8

    Dark Eldar: "We are _sociopaths_ "
    Space Marines: *Laughing in Psychopath* That's... _Cute_

  • @krel3358
    @krel3358 Рік тому +116

    I think they should have brought in a servitor or mechanicus adept to constantly talk to him about meaningless technical details and code scripts over and over again while at the same time feeding him lies that are as believable as truths so his entire reality is not only dropped to mundanity but also there is the aspect that within the boredom they created for him he could no longer process what was true or not. Constantly change the rules of his captors while making it seem like its his fault for breaking rules he was never told, ie changing the goal posts. Ie when he talks they blast him with the cold water, when he is silent they come in and talk to him and when he responds or complies with demands they blast him with the water. They should make it a point that they own him, he is not a superior being and they will do to him whatever they want while he will never be able to win or understand. The goal is total break down of the will and total submission by destroying the ego to the point he wouldnt even think of trying to escape, not even consider it was torture one way or the other. Its called learned helplessness where i believe the army put a dog in a box with 2 compartments and window in the middle it could jump through while both floors were electrified and could be activated to zap the dog promting it to jump through the window to the other side to avoid the zaps. Eventually the dog would break down and just accept the zaps without trying to escape. It works on humans too.

  • @WaaaghbossOrkamungus
    @WaaaghbossOrkamungus Рік тому +59

    So basically they bullied a nerd, got it.
    Jokes aside, the Space Sharks are pretty neat. I especially love that they have a giant aquarium filled with ancient giant monster sharks on the bridge of their flagship.
    And as for the story here: I got kind of hooked on the part where the DEldar was appalled by the fact that humans could live like this, in a monotone and sterile environment. It's a subtle reminder that while they Eldar may be incredibly advanced in many ways, humanity is still as alien to them as they are to humans.

    • @Azubrael
      @Azubrael 8 місяців тому +1

      Grimgor iz da best

  • @ImaginaryNumb3r
    @ImaginaryNumb3r Рік тому +48

    This is pure comedy gold. I love the Dark Eldar and this did justice to all parties involved.

  • @DragonsHoardOfPlastic
    @DragonsHoardOfPlastic Рік тому +17

    I love the mental image of a Space Shark casually blasting an Eldar with a firehose.

  • @ReinaSaurus
    @ReinaSaurus 11 місяців тому +19

    fun fact: the sharks actually enjoy staying in a silent cell (in cold salt water) or walking around endless corridors in a never changing environment

    • @DaSquareful
      @DaSquareful Місяць тому +3

      This feels Autism coded and I dont mean that in a derogatory intent.

  • @bunglewungle261
    @bunglewungle261 Рік тому +71

    Bros first strategy was to seduce the space marines. 😂

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 2 місяці тому +7

      Man he has NO IDEA who he was dealing with. Stupid elf probably didn't know jack about astartes.

  • @gideonhorwitz9434
    @gideonhorwitz9434 2 місяці тому +5

    2:56 sounds like Gen alpha not being able to access social media for 10 min

  • @elchurcho2704
    @elchurcho2704 Рік тому +8

    More than 40k years later and still nothing beats the padded white room and the daily session with a chair, rag and a water bucket

  • @steveo9284
    @steveo9284 Рік тому +11

    Only thing better would be the twist; that a sister of silence or a 'blank' was just sitting on the otherside of the door.

  • @ryandovaston2687
    @ryandovaston2687 Рік тому +13

    I never thought a warhammer story with a dark eldar would make me laugh but every time they fired the water cannon it was the best punchline.

  • @dracodarastrix4175
    @dracodarastrix4175 Рік тому +29

    You should read the Salamander Trilogy. Vulkan Hestan (not the primarch) was not only able to speak the Eldar tongue but with the combination of promise and a threat, he was able to get webway portal open to the dark city from a haemonculus.Though what the space sharks did was brutal and got the same result. Vulkan's method was way faster.

    • @michael3088
      @michael3088 Рік тому +9

      it was ruse by Vect, he let them in on purpose

    • @dracodarastrix4175
      @dracodarastrix4175 Рік тому +3

      @@michael3088 Really it has been a while since I read the book series, but I don't recall ever reading that Vect was involved.

    • @elliotyourarobot
      @elliotyourarobot Рік тому +1

      Wasn't really brutal.

    • @dracodarastrix4175
      @dracodarastrix4175 Рік тому +8

      @@elliotyourarobot From a Dark Eldar perspective it is. Considering stimulation is everything for them.

    • @alan0004
      @alan0004 Рік тому +1

      ​@@dracodarastrix4175even regular humans would go insane in less than a day, if you are kept without any kind of stimulation

  • @gigapuddi
    @gigapuddi Рік тому +11

    Boredom is a pretty common police interrogation tactic in real life. Lots of suspects are juet held in the interrogation room for hours and hours to be left alone with their thoughts and possible guilt

  • @starbound100
    @starbound100 Рік тому +21

    To quote the wise words of big E himself in TTS:
    *YOU KNOW, FOR ALL THE TERRIBLE ATROCIOUS SHIT THAT GOES ON IN THE GALAXY, IT IS SORT OF REFRESHING SEEING THEM HAPPEN TO SOMEONE WHO ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY FUCKING DESERVES IT.*

  • @TehCrushinatorz
    @TehCrushinatorz Рік тому +31

    Never thought the Carcharadons would such massive trolls.

    • @aleemsmith9507
      @aleemsmith9507 Місяць тому +1

      They are just being normal they literally take vows of silence the Eldar didn't know that and couldn't handle it

  • @thechameleos6334
    @thechameleos6334 Рік тому +33

    I fucking love the charcaradons, who the hell else would hose down a drukarii with a water hose.
    "I AM THOUSANDS YEARS OLD!! YOU CANT JU-"
    * High-powered water hose sounds *
    "I will forgive you for this slight, but only- "
    * High-pwered water hose sounds *
    "You will regret thi-"
    * SLAM *

  • @ricoanderson6626
    @ricoanderson6626 Рік тому +20

    Im sorry but i couldnt stop laughing imagine a skinNbones elf being flung into a wall by water and subsequently repeated everytime he wasnt expecting it.

  • @harlequinems
    @harlequinems Рік тому +9

    I would have shut the eldar in a soundproof clear cell with one way speakers for him to hear all the kids playing with puppies around him while baby shark plays on loop😂

  • @mobiusZero2
    @mobiusZero2 Рік тому +24

    Bruh, I read this book. Damn they really made the Space Sharks more scary than other factions

  • @doomguy9049
    @doomguy9049 Рік тому +49

    I always hated being grounded more than any other punishment as a kid so I can relate lol 😭

  • @Daimon-X
    @Daimon-X Рік тому +36

    Great story, from an excellent book. Borther Zartath from the Black Dragons Chapter also did something similar to the captured Dark Eldar, but that xenos changed into so called 'Husk' very quiclky.

  • @destyrian
    @destyrian Рік тому +5

    I think this is the funniest story in 40k. I'm not sure why. The brutality and sadism towards the brutal and sadistic... I don't know why it is so funny but it is.

  • @benedictduggan7232
    @benedictduggan7232 Рік тому +41

    Haven’t had this much fun since Leman Russ played a Mon Keigh baby game with some dark Eldar.
    The fact that this is canon and that this torture is done to a creature that deserve absolutely no pity makes this VERY enjoyable.
    Great video!

  • @gp-1542
    @gp-1542 Рік тому +17

    I’m fascinated how the idea of basically just literally ignoring them is torture for them
    I wonder if the same thing works with slaanesh followers

    • @Brandon-ff1yo
      @Brandon-ff1yo Рік тому +7

      they actually did that in hammer and bolter, stuck a emperors children marine in whats effectively a fully covering perfectly fiting metal body glove, providing 0 stimulation.

    • @porsche-sandoesnotundersta8184
      @porsche-sandoesnotundersta8184 Рік тому +5

      @@Brandon-ff1yo he got so deprived he looked like a pale bat.

    • @licensed_beheader
      @licensed_beheader Рік тому +1

      ​@@porsche-sandoesnotundersta8184he always looked like a pale bat. Blessings of slaanesh

  • @redfireeverstar2651
    @redfireeverstar2651 Рік тому +9

    In a universe where innocents needlessly suffer it's absolutely satisfying when it happens to someone who absolutely deserves it.

  • @jhetttiernan2623
    @jhetttiernan2623 Рік тому +18

    I know you don’t know me and I don’t know you but, you somehow knew EXACTLY what can get me to immediately click on a video: dark eldar getting impaled on the receiving end for once. Well played sir!

  • @chaplaingilgamesh2964
    @chaplaingilgamesh2964 Рік тому +97

    This actually made me feel bad for the poor guy. At the end of the video, even if he did escape, he would never be welcomed back to Commorragh. He would be an exile at best and murdered at worse

    • @andrewamann2821
      @andrewamann2821 Рік тому

      Murder would probably be the best outcome... The haemonuli are always looking for materials.

    • @natechi290
      @natechi290 Рік тому +52

      Murder, being the worse? Oh no no no no. You'd WISH you were murdered instead.
      Here at Commorragh, all warm bodies are appreciated. May they be an instrument or chair

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome Рік тому +8

      He's an Eldar, he can Just become a craftworlder, can he not?
      Its not like Dark Eldar and normal craftworlders have Obvius phisical differences between them, its the same specie

    • @natechi290
      @natechi290 Рік тому +15

      @@inserisciunnome from what I remember, dark eldar will wither and die if they don't do the slaneeshi stuff. Inversely, they will be rejuvenated and revived when they do the slaneeshi stuff. As in, revived from death, with nothing but a finger.
      So no, he can't be a craftworld elder, he is technically, biologically different.

    • @Tacoguy1000
      @Tacoguy1000 Рік тому +14

      ​@@natechi290Apparently, you can join the Ynnead bunch as a dark one if you repent hard enough.

  • @m0osefist
    @m0osefist Рік тому +3

    In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only the time-out chair.

  • @john236613
    @john236613 Місяць тому +2

    "And now, the blackest present for the most brütal of all bass players."
    "NOOTTTHHHIIINNG."

  • @TemplarBlonic
    @TemplarBlonic Рік тому +10

    A reminder that the Dark Eldar deserve every bit of suffering they get.
    Imagine the atrocities of Imperial Japan but magnified. That’s Dark Eldar. They deserve to suffer.

  • @TheRedMan77
    @TheRedMan77 Рік тому +9

    I saw the title and just thought: "Yep, totally something the Void Guppies would do."

  • @darrenrenna
    @darrenrenna Рік тому +13

    Great video! Love the Space Sharks and you really did the scene justice!

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash Рік тому +4

    dark eldar ''we zee masters of torture you think you can torture uss monkeg ha! we so 'superior' species.. wait.. why are you just locking the door doing nothing..wait..no..NO!''

  • @eldorado6770
    @eldorado6770 6 місяців тому +3

    I wish they had an Ogryn on board. As the door 🚪 opened, the dark elf heard a dimwitted voice yelling, "Purge the unclean." 🌊🚿

  • @gso619
    @gso619 Рік тому +10

    Were this happening to anything other than a dark eldar, it'd be such a dark and tragic story. As it stands, it's goddamn hilarious.

  • @Dragondan1987
    @Dragondan1987 4 місяці тому +2

    Man, this elf basically feels what I have felt for years at my job, so I don’t feel bad for Mr “a week was to much”

  • @carloreneeventura8714
    @carloreneeventura8714 Рік тому +7

    Awwww... The dark eldar begun to cry -
    For the Eldar to think they have mastered all kinds of torture is just natural to their Arrogance

  • @davewebster5120
    @davewebster5120 8 місяців тому +1

    I liked this breakdown! Always good to see more 40k voices and content creators.

  • @mrcenturies1820
    @mrcenturies1820 Місяць тому +3

    "We captured this homeless xeno so I'm spraying him with dirty brown wat-er" - Allenus, 2nd Company of the Carcharodons

  • @keltonsword3011
    @keltonsword3011 Рік тому +12

    The Codex Astartes had been edited to support this action

  • @necroarcan
    @necroarcan Рік тому +3

    this is why i love the sharks, no rituale crap, no theatriques, no speeches. just brutal efficiency

  • @MrJara1018
    @MrJara1018 2 місяці тому +2

    - “what’s your desire?”
    -“blast you with this hose….”

  • @ADK3333
    @ADK3333 3 місяці тому +1

    I love to imagine that carcharodons just giggling with each other silently through out

  • @aenarioncourts9516
    @aenarioncourts9516 Рік тому +12

    im beginning to believe that space sharks are.more of a night lords than a raven guard

  • @TheCorrodedMan
    @TheCorrodedMan 9 місяців тому +5

    “GET IN THE HORNY BOX!”
    _”REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-“_

  • @zeinfadel
    @zeinfadel Рік тому +14

    I mean... He is xenos. Usually that's a burn on meeting offense. He's lucky.

    • @carroboi2981
      @carroboi2981 Рік тому +4

      Considering if he doesn't do evil things to other people regularly he can feel his soul being slowly eaten by Slaanesh? No, this is much worse.

  • @Mamonar
    @Mamonar Рік тому +12

    The first torture method that came to my mind was "Baby shark dut-du-dut-dut-du-du!"

  • @sinjin8576
    @sinjin8576 2 місяці тому +1

    When you think about it Dark Eldar are the personification of that feeling you get when you look at your steam library and have nothing you want to play

  • @TheNuclearArcade
    @TheNuclearArcade Місяць тому +1

    While the Dark Eldar cries as his mind crushes into a thin paste of madness, the Space Sharks were probably playing UNO in the other room.

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin Місяць тому

      "Brother, the creepy, BDSM xeno twink is crying again. Hose him down and ignore him for another 24 hours."

  • @Artimata
    @Artimata Рік тому +44

    A loyalist nightlords doing good deeds 😊
    edit:
    after all they are the expert of psychological warfare and underhanded tactics to break their opponents spacesharks really got that from the night lords

    • @Brandon-ff1yo
      @Brandon-ff1yo Рік тому +5

      not only nightlords, but ravengaurd nightlord hybrids, but we definitely saw their nightlord come out here, and it was kind of funny.

    • @highmarshalbalian680
      @highmarshalbalian680 Рік тому

      @@Brandon-ff1yoif y’all think this terrible book was good you should check out the amazing books Red Tithe and Outer Dark along with the short story Reaping time. You’ll find out it’s 3 legions that make up Carcharodon gene stock and that was confirmed by the author in an interview

  • @Star_dragon8
    @Star_dragon8 Рік тому +3

    Space Sharks are Masters of Trolling

  • @dex6400
    @dex6400 8 місяців тому +2

    If you pay attention to the last artwork (18:00) you can clearly see that the space marine is actually Gura and the Servo-skull is Bloop 🤣

  • @younan5011
    @younan5011 Рік тому +5

    one of the chaos space marines in one of the novels broke a dark eldar he injected his hand with tims to numb it and make it usless he then said after breaking boath his legs the next lot will go in th back of your neck therefore paralysis from the neck down and unable to die the dark eldar went nuts as he did not want to turn into a husk paralysed from the neck down as dwrk eldar dont realy die he told him everything he wanted to know

  • @Kar4ever3
    @Kar4ever3 Рік тому +10

    Humans best weapon against Dark Eldar. The ability to think nothing. Just stare into the void and shut off the brain.

    • @Asura465
      @Asura465 2 місяці тому +1

      This works on humans too lol

    • @Nightmare-go7kf
      @Nightmare-go7kf Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Asura465not as effective tho I bet you could last a week an average dark Eldar would not be capable of that

    • @Asura465
      @Asura465 Місяць тому +1

      @@Nightmare-go7kf yep. Humans could last a little bit longer and that's about it. That's all I was saying lol

  • @Ghastly_Grinner
    @Ghastly_Grinner Рік тому +12

    So when dealing with s dak eldar just treat them like a bratty child 😂

  • @SebaztienHawke-ci5hm
    @SebaztienHawke-ci5hm Рік тому +5

    Hilarious how the supposedly superior alien can’t handle 3 days of nothing, when even an Imperial Guardsman would be completely mental/morally solid after that.

  • @Keilink
    @Keilink 2 місяці тому +1

    Reminds me of the short.
    Torturing an Emperor's Children marine by retraining him into a sens deprivation coffin lol

  • @EzraeL91
    @EzraeL91 Рік тому +5

    The most terrible thing is that this type of torture exists for real and it's incredibly effective. On a Dark Eldar, that litterally needs emotions to live it must be 1000 times worse!

  • @Fr33man
    @Fr33man Рік тому +2

    3 days in a cell to crack a dark eldar? I'm amazed this isn't done en masse