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- Опубліковано 31 тра 2024
- Another hour of the top posts from r/Facepalm on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Damien ► / damienlee
Robin ► / xycronva
also Robin ► / @xycron
Jack ► / @jaymick
Damien | BIG BRAIN TIME: 0:00
Robin | TENTACULAR REVENGE: 13:28
Damien | h-how?: 30:20
Jack | THEY CRASHED: 43:43
Damien | WHERE'S THE "W"??: 57:25 - Комедії
literally love when people think vaccines are the only way to get autism, some Karen literally thought I was vaccinated because she overheard me saying I was autistic. after explaining how genes work she started screaming and acted like I was assaulting her
Damn people really be stupid
That person's brain: *wow, such empty*
Don’t forget about the eczema apparently
@S. T. what brain?
Karen: I am smart
Pretty much everybody with a brain (Including people with a brain the size of a atom): No, you arent.
fun fact: fish CAN drown. They breath oxygen just like us, but in the water, so if theres no excess oxygen in the water, they would drown.
Edit: To all who keep saying hydrogen, I meant excess oxygen in h2o, there is still oxygen in water, but there can be a lack of excess.
that's called suffocating
Yeah they dont drown from breathing in water. They suffocate as mentioned above.
actually bow tha makes sebse
R/wtfmoment
this is taking, "sorry i couldn't do homework my fish drowned" to a whole new level.
I like how at 54:54, Jack attempts and pronounces every word in the sentence but forgot to cut that take before re-recording and saying “I’m not even gonna attempt to say that”
17:25
Actually, fun fact, they can. If the water a fish is swimming in becomes devoid of oxygen, a fish can drown in water.
not devoid, just lacking in, and hypoxia dosent usually happen in that circumstance.
actually the fish would suffocate cause fish don't drown
Id it becomes devoid of oxygen, it just just be pure hydrogen, so…
@@TheWagonroast it wouldnt be pure but youre correct
@@TheWagonroastah yes, because goldfish are capable of performing electrolysis inside water
"I've been a lost cause since age 8, I don't give a crap."
Genuinely inspiring life quote.
agreed
Agreed
I've been a lost cause since I was born
I don't care
ive been a lost cause since 4 because i played minecraft creative in reception
Send help
One time, my aunt told my sister that she doesn't believe in medicine. That's not even the worst part. Her husband has cancer, so medicine is what's keeping him alive. That's still not even the worst part. My sister is a nursing major. My aunt told her niece who's learning how to work in a medical field that she doesn't believe in the thing that's keeping her husband alive.
Ah yes,
Something that’s clearly keeping her husband alive is obviously fake and not real. Yeah, great logic auntie, better get a Nobel prize!
Oh man, wishes for your poor uncle. Cancer sucks. Hope he makes it through
Get you'd aunt some mental help, and I hope your uncle is ok
Hope your uncle gets better.
Maybe your aunt means, she is disapointed that medicine doesnt CURE cancer but only treats it? not sure. maybe there was a mistake in translation. or maybe your Aunt is just weird.
Maybe she was devastated by the fact that her husband will probably die, and she started losing her sanity? I wish best to You and Your uncle.
i love how every single clip of damian ends in uncontrollable laughter. the best part is most of the t8me hes laughing about his own jokes and comments.
t8me?
@@tonidufrene5845 it's pronounced teightme
@@tonidufrene5845 t9me
time*
@@tonidufrene5845 Yes.
(9:39) for those who don't understand, look where the graph is and look at the number of subscribers. The top says 0, 100, 200, 500, 1,000, 2,000, and 3,000. The subscriber count is in the millions.
Also, because PewDiePie has 98 million subscribers and is right next to Markiplier who had 24 million subscribers
28:14 For those who don't know, he was holding a blue ringed octopus, one of the most deadly sea creatures
ikr
Eat it for a free trip to heaven
As a kid if we even saw one of these things our parents would drag us outta there like a bat outta hell because mom lost a sis cause of one.
Venom is 1000x more toxic than cyanide, blue rings become visible when it feels threatened 😳 (no recent deaths from it reported so poster survived encounter)
It intstantly kills anything
"Dinosaurs weren't killed by an asteroid, they died of overhunting by humans."
-My Stepmother
Well tbh if dinasours were still around we will be hunting them to extinction
@@yahelgamer32 Granados karanadalas!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡
many evolution-deniers actually believe that humans and dinosaurs coexisted at one point
@@Azide_zx How could caveman draw dinosours on the walls if the never saw one?? not like they had fotos or a coloring book, back then.
@@Speedfly1 no, but I'm sure they found remnants of those dinosaurs. Ask I scientist or something.
When I was in school, (elementary/primary and in 4th grade) a kid came up to me, who looked around 8, and said, “listen! I can count numbers! One, two, uh, four, six, I never mind.” And walked away. It was great.
Also! I was nine.
31:36 so In third grade there was this kid in my class and he kept arguing that all chicken eggs were already fertilized, but somehow they would just remove the embryo without breaking the egg I tried to explain it to him 100 times but he just not listen.
I wonder what he is doing today 😂
These are pretty funny, people should make a dedicated thread on a website or app for people to post this kind of stuff
Waiting for a wooosh
Reading is for losers. Lol
I know right? A subreddit of this sounds good too!
I bet it would be the best thing since sliced bread
Yeah that would be cool...
Wait a minute!
the surgery story was because that surgery was done before anesthesia was invented, so the quality of a surgery was determined not by how well it was performed, rather how fast it was done. As a quick surgery would mean less pain for the patient. Doctors would often throw care completely out the window in order to speedrun a surgery so the patient didn't have to lay there in agony sliced open on the operating table.
is it me or do i know this from somewhere
@@jidrawzstuff You certainly do now!~
Speedrunning other people's life(real)
@@sutirthjha4539 (i falied!)
surgeon simulator any%
31:30 well, as a german, someone told me that they were sorry for me having such an asshole president. They thought the mustache guy was still alive...
Once a few years age I was at school in math class we were talking about fractions and one of my friends said “you can’t divide 1/9 in half” I said “ yes you can its 1/18” she started arguing with me that you can’t divide 1/9 in half, I wonder if she learned anything from that argument
I was asked by my friend with a straight face "Is Africa a state?" In advanced social studies, I've never let her forget it to this day
Lol
answer: it is if you dont mind.
One time someone told me “one day I wanna go to the beautiful country of Paris😍”
@@seedrid oh
My friend said Russia is in Australia..
For people wondering how 36:17 happened.
this happened on a road in Canada, where the driver of the truck swerved off into a utility pole, which caused a sudden stop of the truck, which lifted the back end of the truck up into the air. The trailer then landed on the roof of the house. Luckily, the home owners were in their garage which was located at the back of the house. and I think the truck driver was also ok.
Here's a link to the video: ua-cam.com/video/Jc88JoHx-kY/v-deo.html
Thats for clarifying. It looks total crazy
@@Antthraxx lol, I was so confused on how it happened
@CreativeUnoriginals I’m assuming the trailer was almost empty, and it looks like they aren’t going more than 50mph
Isn't that small wooden support in front of the house meant to place a "for sale" board ?
If they just bought the house, that is a very bad welcome present !
It's actually funnier with the explanation due to how absurd this is.
I'm glad they're all okay but that's fucking mental mate
A friend of mine told me
"Trees are made in a hidden underground bunker in China."
THEY SAID THIS. WITH SUCH A STRAIGHT FACE.
19:46 according to google:
Goofy is an American cartoon character created by the Walt Disney Company. He is a tall, anthropomorphic dog who typically wears a turtle neck and vest, with pants, shoes, white gloves, and a tall hat originally designed as a rumpled fedora.
I once informed my dad that I (believe) he has ADHD. His response? "I got it from you!"
...this is the same man who once needed my help removing some squirrel poop from my mom's vehicle upholstery before she noticed.
suddenly ADHD is contagious
Wtf happened to the squirrel?
@@barneymiller7894 Dad had this bright idea that he could stop squirrels from coming into our yard and destroying stuff by trapping and releasing them in another town- kinda like trying to clear a beach one grain of sand at a time.
suddenly, idiocy
I think you meant: Suddenly! Squirrel feces!
It took me 19 minutes to realize this isn't just a normal r/facepalm video, this is top of all time
The title gave it away.
r/facepalm
@@trevor93939jhxgeyeuejnrnfjdise r/robuxmantakemebythehand
i honestly didnt see that until you pointed it out
@@henryhartin2733 r/amongushentai
(53:40) Jack: "I gaurentee both of them are under 17"
Literally their pfp being their wedding photo
17:00 i like how both articles say “if he dies” as of he’s some immortal being.
Damien sometimes radiates the same asshole energy as TF2's scout
P.S. jack, as an australian i can easily say that we speak differently enough for it to be its own language
never thought of it that way but now i cant get it out of my head
Same could be said about the Irish accent
L o l
As an australian i get the 2nd part
I'd call english a type of language and australian, US and english(those in england) etc. However, it would make only a slight convienience.
"That's the largest piece of wood I've ever seen in my life."
Trees:
"Am I a joke to you?"
elon proceeds to smite trishas account off of twitter for not knowing who he is
@@Just-water778 wood trees
@@Loaf_ve Tf is a wood tree?
@@paradoxinvader5051 a tree made out of wood
keyword: Piece not a whole tree
My youngest brother was talking to me about biology (or something about animals), and he said “birds are birds, not animals.” Let me tell you that would make me so angry for no good reason, I spent an hour arguing with him (I had some good points) but the only defense, or even reason he could come up with is repeating “birds are birds.” I don’t know why I even bothered at that point. It still annoys me to this day.
The fact that people think that video games cause violence is quite sad. Like, what video games did Hitler, Stalin, Putin, vlad the impaler, or satin himself play?
You know what I just had one of these moments earlier in the week with my sister. Our house has three floors (ground, second, and a basement) and the second floor tends to get really hot. Her room is on the second floor. It’s been unusually hot in her room compared to even the rest of the second floor for a while. She complained about it to our mother who then asked her to check if her (floor) vent is open. My sister said “I can’t check it because I have a bunch of stuff piled on top of it.” After watching my mother die inside for what felt like an eternity, I yelled in frustration “then get the shit off your vent!!” She did, found that her vent was also shut, opened it, and was absolutely amazed the next day by how well it cooled her room. She even said “maybe that was the problem!” as if she had a eureka moment.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
…wow
I am laughing my ass off right now
That's so sad. I send my regards and hope she will live to the age of 40
It was so long I almost lost interest
@Jace Lacey your attention span so short tiktok feels like a math lesson to you
Dumbest thing I've ever heard was a guy in high school who said, "Man, how did people get the news before TV was invented?" This was the 90s, when newspapers were still incredibly common, and this guy was 16 or 17.
im gonna miss this guy
Not to mention radio and, before that, those morse code machines transcribed onto newspapers for non-local news.
@Mateusz Abramczyk they'll also ask "what's a floppy disk" when you point to a save icon, or "what's a tree" when you point to paper.
I've always wondered: does the W on the tennis racet is just the M in m and n's?
If few decades (or even now), expect this to hear: "Man, hod did people get their news before the internet was invented?"
29:02 My french teacher once gave me a black and white exam paper and one of the questions was “What colour is this flower?” and she scolded us because we didn’t know that it was yellow
Back in first grade, I was talking with a couple of friends of mine and I told them about how I never ended up getting my 7th birthday party, and they told me that "I was still six." All because I didn't have a PARTY.
Sounds like pretty solid kid logic
I learn something new about EmKay every day. Two days ago I learned that Lexi is an IT engineer (because I kinda don't watch their videos in order), yesterday I learned that Robin took Japanese classes in high school, and today I learned that Damien used to work in the resteraunt buisness.
Peoxppp
@@SphereSquared Huh?
@@audreygo1828 I was running and I think somehow I pocket commented this I don’t know how, but It happened
yesterday i learned lexi was trans, i had not know that earlier.
At work some old woman in the baking aisle asked me to help her find the flour. So I pointed to the bag of flour in front of her face. She says "No! That's the WHEAT flour, I need regular flour!"
When I asked her what grain "regular" flour is made out of, she went silent.
Edit: Also, honorary mention to the old man who had to clarify whether rock sugar was sweet or not.
Humans☕...
i bet her brain was as smooth as a tiktokers brain XD
@@plague_doctor-scp-049 nahh she straight up had a TikTokers brain
@@sorathespiritwolf5905 true tho
ahh yes not wheat flour i dont want that no i need the meat flour
31:40, i had i classmate once and in class we were learning about mail, the teacher asked: “Can you give an example of a type of mail?” (postcard, sms etc) and my classmate, proudly stood up and said “FEMALE” the teacher looked him dead in the eye and said “ Are you sick?”
4:48
Jokes aside, can we all collectively acknowledge the fact that the meme isnt just a facepalm, but also technically the truth?
Cause the cosplayer was _literally_ dressed as a NCR Ranger from Fallout New Vegas
And also r/crappydesign
I live in grande Prairie Alberta, i have once seen a lady squat down and just scream in public
Im so used to hearing Lubalin sing the “attorney general” thing that I resorted to singing it myself 😂
Same lol can't unhear it
This was this horse isn't from England
@@fa1ry_du5t. k buddy
@@fa1ry_du5t. you sure don't know everything about a horse, hunny!
SLAAAYY ME TOOOOO
6:00 because we all know that being a doctor online makes you so very smart and _special..._
I go to an English and French immersion school in Canada. One of my classmates asked me “do all of you french student come from France?” And I had to tell him with a straight face that no almost all of us are born in Canada
"you cant just grab a fresh cup of oj and go yum right into the femoral artery". HELP i CANT STOP LAUGHING, the way he said it was perfect.
9:52
Not only are the intervals at the top scaled very very wrong but the distance between 22 mil and 24 mil is the same from 24 mil to 98 mil. Which is most def not how that works.
Ok I see that.
Here I thought the facepalm was about how pewdiepie has 98 mil in the first place. :p
Oh come on! We all know that 1.75m is really just the same as 74.25m. 😜
No kidding.
Any other amazing revelations that 7th graders could explain?
these bars are shown on a logarithmic scale, which means that +1 on this scale equals to 10x higher value. It mainly is used to show both very big and very small values at the same time.
Just look up
“A sinkhole roughly the size of six to seven washing machines-“
56:42
For those wondering, yes, cats **can** have mints as long as they dont experience diarrhea or vomiting. However, the leaves of the plant are toxic - including ones made for cooking and garnish.
Giving your cat a candy cane or mint life saver is fine. Keep it away from the plant leaves.
39:44 I don' think damien realised it but, they're just holding it upside down.
😊
So it’s supposed to say “Emoh”?
@@Mercury_From_Solarballsyou know that you can turn in more directions than 1 right?
@@Mercury_From_Solarballs …. I can’t tell if this is ironic or not
@@Mercury_From_Solarballs are you trolling? please tell me you're trolling. I will actually cry if you aren't
I love how Damien is always happy as a clown here, and then robin is just over here losing his shit.
I have never heard the phrase "happy as a clown" and quite frankly I hope I never have to again
@@I-am-moderately-stupid Oh really, would it make you...
HAPPY AS A CLOWN?
@@durpydino1074 I hope I never hear again after that.
Meanwhile jack: what a T R A D E G Y
@@NootandBoots Y E P
31:52
One of my old friends said that when the stop hand thing on the walk sign at stop lights flash, it means you have to stop and go repeatedly.
31:36 One time someone I know IRL was complaining about all the apps that phone makers and service providers cram into phones that take up massive amounts of space and can't actually be uninstalled. As a part of the conversation, I agreed, "Ugh, yeah, I *hate* bloatware-" and he IMMEDIATELY cut me off with "What? No, I'm not talking about whatever bloatware is, I'm talking about system apps you never want or need that take up way too much space and can't get deleted!"
Less than 60 seconds later, still on the topic of this particular type of app, he went, "it's like, oh, what's the word...? Ah, right! Bloatware!"
Absolutely nobody called him on it, and they looked at me like I was the weird one when I just glared at him.
i love how Damien cracks himself up. Makes these videos a thousand times better :)
He laughs at his own jokes. I mean it makes it better but it’s not right, I’m not telling him to stop though
@@touchofgrey5830 better than robin getting whooooshed in some other vids
It’s fake he have it in script
@@touchofgrey5830 still dont fully get what the problem is if you laugh at your own joke I mean arent you supposed to laugh at jokes. But eh just my opinion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I bet 4 Aussie bux that he didn't realize what the problem was at 13:10 oh hey look there's a hashtag.
100% positive most of these go over both of their heads. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if their own comments have been featured and they laughed at themselves without realizing it.
I enjoy both laughing with and at them.
I was about to have a fucking heart attack wondering if Goofy was actually supposed to be a cow and he is, in fact, an anthropomorphic dog. I can now rest easily.
Cows have lower teeth, but no uppers.
2:18
I like to think this is an attempt to ruin a shop’s reputation with the logic of,
“We put the S in comfort!”
“There’s… no S in comfort.”
*Exactly*
This mom and the milk post reminded me of a story from my sister’s high school from when we moved from WI to AZ. They told a student that in WI there were plants that grew cheese and that in WI there was a Great Cheese War: East v.s. West of who had the REAL cheese. They had him going for about four hours until he went to my sister asking who won the war. My sister had to explain that cheese came from cows not plants and he eventually Googled it. He came back looking at everyone and said “I Hate you all.”😂
9:31 this is the problem;
While Jack’s numbers are ~2,000,000 short of Mark’s, it shows a distance. That distance, however, is the exact same distance as between Mark’s and Pewdiepie’s, while Marks is ~54,000,000 as apposed to ~Jack’s 2,000,000 short of Mark. The other problem shown on this image is that the line Jack is barely crossing is the 1,000 line.
r/beatmetoit
@@CraftingTableMC r/ihavereddit
@@nightytime ...you're on a reddit video and are being snarky that people are making reddit references.
@@Yawyna124 r/shutup
@@nightytime r/ihavereddit
What I find really funny is neither EmKay nor the person holding the "home" sign realized that they were holding it upside down and backwards...all they had to do flip it over and around and it would have been correct. xDDD The H, O, and E in that type font have horizontal symmetry.
Or just flip it vertically to do that in one move.
THANK YOU! That oddly bothered me and I came to the comments to see if anyone else caught that.
@@apocalypstic I second that
I feel dumb cuz I needed to rewind the video and realize that 😂
Literally paused at 39:45 and went right to the comments, trying to see if sb else seen it too😂
after the support chat his australian accent got thicker and love it
Holy shit! XDDD 36:26 reminds me of that scene from Over The Hedge except the truck didn't go through the house. The insurance company will be remaining shitload of questions that will remain as a mystery for "a truck that crashed its rear first into a house".
"I want your car to blow up" that's the best thing I've heard today
Correct. 🗿🍷
That exact checkers thing happened to me and my sister when we were kids. They had one at our pediatricians office. My older sister insisted this was how it was set up, she would NOT believe me (pre-smart phones to google it and show her), so I eventually gave up was like, "yeah, let's play like this and see what happens." After a little while of not playing checkers, she realized she was doing it wrong.
I had to basically teach my entire family how to play checkers properly.
i dont even know whats wrong with the checkers board cause I've never played checkers and its really making me mad
@@zadynhopkins6920 To take pieces, you have to jump diagonally over your opponent's piece. You can't do that if they are on different colors. The pieces are all supposed to be on one color. Personally, I like chess a lot more, though I haven't played it in a while.
Literally nobody ever told me this isn’t how you set up a checkers board…I literally played with the board like that my whole life and nobody ever told me that’s not how you play lol
@@ragingfirefrog thanks
The one thing I can NEVER unhear from this vid is when Damien said " tell me thats not the right way? Everytime I go to the bathroom I drop troute and bend at a 90 degree angle and let it fly." Such a tradegy 😭
My cousin is a big animal crossing and Splatoon fan, when she was making an island on animal crossing new horizons, she accidentally called it "octolint" instead of octoling. I always remind her at unsuspecting times just to make he a tad angry
Fun fact: looking through binoculars backwards is a technique used for tracking animals in some places.
If this is true now I know
I think it is plausible. It makes sense to me.
Thank you
How?
@@painkillerjones6232 it gives them a focal point, kind of like tunnel vision. It blocks outside information from reaching their eyes.
2:09 I don't think this was a facepalm. I think this person is one of those people who like to wear white in weddings in an attempt to steal the attention from the bride. They knew what they were doing. And it's very disrespectful.
My thoughts exactly. I'm really hoping they just live under a rock and don't understand that's a very real concern since I know I often miss social cues and such if I'm not blatantly told them with a brick to the face.
Yeah it really is bad form to wear white to a wedding precisely because thats what the bride wears
@@babowasalwayshere maybe they haven't been to a wedding before
Actually if the event is “white tie” you wear white. I HAVE been to a white tie wedding. The bride wore a red dress. It was so she really popped against the sea of white.
@@cylo9540 Plausible. Or now that I think of it, it could also be cultural/social differences as well. For instance, in Japan white is considered a color synonymous with death (shiro is white, shi is death iirc). There's a variety of reasons they may not have known they couldn't wear white to the wedding.
Either way, I really wish people would quit acting like someone is stupid for not knowing something or for having different views.
So when I was in primary school, I would ask some of the kids in my class “what’s 1,000 times 1,000” and most of the kids said 1,000 or 2,000 😂😂😂
something stupid is that I had the boy in my 4th grade, and it was lunch time, and he was staring at my chest...I looked at him and said, "why the *beep* are you staring at me??" he dead eye, looked me in the eyes, stuck his tounge out and then said, "you don't have a bra..." and wiggles his tounge. I cried so hard when I got home.
I had a moron for a neighbor who would come up with gems like "he wanted to have his cake and ice cream too", she called stucco "stuckle". But the stupidest thing she said to me was this gem: "I was 21 before I realized that we live on top of the earth instead of inside it"
Supposedly, she actually went to college. I actually sold my house and moved to get away from her.
What the flippin heck man.
39:47 cant tell if Damien was laughing at how OP took the picture with the sign upside down or if he thought the M was attached upside down.
Yo same
Nah I was like is op serious rn, they got it upside down
I was about to comment the same thing
Fucking same, my guy
Same
31:37 "Oh look, it's the homeschool" -My 5th Grade Bully (I've never been homeschooled)
Person: "Are fire extinguishers flammable?"
Me: "Dude...what?"
Person: "like the thing inside, the foam, is it flammable?"
i wonder... truly makes me go
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
THONK
Yes, obviously, hence why it's a FIRE extinguisher. (Im joking don't kill me)
Bruh
They have probably heard of them exploding, which does happen on occasion.
0:37
“..and also those games which are in the age limit of your child”
Never knew Mario could cause irl violence /sarcasm
1st off I’m sorry about the sex bots. 2nd off. Turtles
Should I be concerned about the future of UA-cam?
@@ZanderStrom10 yes.
@@ZanderStrom10 You’re a bit late there, lol. YT has been doomed for a long time
@@Tw0Dots we all knew it would end like this.... and it always will.
31:45 the dumb thing I listened to was in this video at 9:45. The problem with the UA-camr bar graph was the number labels. It showed Pewdiepie with 98,452,724, but he is behind the 2,000 space, and Damien didn't even notice it.
Edit: Just listened to the rest of what you were saying at 31:45 I'm so sorry :'(
58:33 That reaction to the frickin' dishes!😂
3:36 when he said “hey honey, pop out a couple more” I imagined someone shooting babies out rapid fire like a machine gun
28:16
for anyone wondering, its called the blue ring octopus and its the deadliest octopus that lives today. it can kill you in a matter of minutes
thanks xD
Thank you, I was wondering about that.
Still one of the funniest Emkay vids. 👍
30:50 Stupidest thing Ive ever heard from any friend of mine was when my OLDER friend said "Isnt John Wick from Fortnite?" completely clueless to the fact that at the time, he had a trilogy of movies released and a 4th in production. I still tease that same friend about it to this day.
OCD isn't too bad. Now if you excuse me I'll go back to deep cleaning my cereal bowl and wondering if my door is locked.
Just get that Bleach cereal, and you can skip the cleaning.
@@christophersavignon4191 hahaha i guess im not the only one who likes murdering people
@@christophersavignon4191 That is very true
I was expecting this to be a 10-minute video never looking at the time index.
At 26 minutes is when I knew something was wrong.
Same but at 36 for me lol
Didn’t even realize
For me it was when I heard Damiens voice
32:27 i just wanted to comment until i noticed it
31:12 for me
@@bryanlemmens68 I’m actually at that exact bit right now
I have watched 5Hours of EmKay in a day
10:45 imagine telling a police officer you got high. oopsies
51:13 I can not stop laughing at how aggressive he gets only to announce Garfield has joined Reddit
1:02:05 fun fact, it can actually damage your bladder in a way if you hold your urine in too long
Okay.... So ... The post about Sony using dog noses to make their Play Station controllers was made by a friend of mine while he was at university with me! He made it and posted on Facebook and it went viral so fast! And he told me it did, but at the time I didn't believe anyone would share that... Several years later I'm here, seeing it here!!! My god lol
31:27 taco: obviously a soft taco
Damien: was it a hard taco or a soft taco
"what is that gonna solve?" "I want your car to blow up" Funniest sudden change ever. I love damien, best narrator ever
Here's an example of something stupid someone said:
Damien: (while looking at what is OBVIOUSLY a soft taco) was it a soft or hard taco
I wanted to say the same thing!!!
@@crystalspence7767 me too 🤣
😂😂😂 wait , he doesn't see the whole taco sitting there 😂😂
My thoughts exactly when he said that
@@dirty56ace Yeah, I just thought "You can see the taco man, it's not like cracked or SHATTERED like something crunchy slammed into a book normally is..... Not that you should be slamming anything crunchy into books, you monster.
"I've been a lost cause since i was 8" you didnt have to do that to yourself
29:33 OMG I KNOW THAT PLACE! THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD WATER PARK! I remember there was a lazy river there, and a huge slide too lol.
For the record, Guinness never gave anyone the world record for "darkest skin tone."
I think we all know what would happen
Wrong, it did happen and the winner wore it with pride
@@Draiocht012 then how tf did they get the photo?
Hol up I studied the thing your right Photoshop
Still doesn't make it racist. If they don't recognize it, people will call it racist, if you do recognize it, again, it will be called racist. You mention skin tone at all, and people freak out. I fucking hate society.
Damien´s laugh is so good. I have a friend who laughs in a similar manner, mostly over his own knowingly bad jokes or stupid random stuff and it´s heaven.
58:48 fun fact: the reason that herbivore apes started rapidly growing brain volume and developed into homo sapiens is eating a lot of meat. Of course it used to cause a lot of deaths due to not having the biology to properly digest meat, but our ancestors ended up adapting
21:19 Water they talking about?
Also 21:21 OH! OOHH!! SHAUT OUP!🤣
The "cat mint" question wasn't that stupid actually. Some cats (like mine) go CRAZY over peppermints and any minty smells so I've always wondered if they were harmful also.
I actually did some googling; a rare mint flavored thing is ok, just not in large doses. It’s the mint *flavoring* that may risk your cat getting sick. But do NOT let your cat eat any actual mint plants, it has chemical compounds in the plant itself that will harm your cat. Also, it’s because catnip and peppermint are in the same family of plants, so cats are attracted to the mint smell and go nuts.
omg I love your account name and prp
@@jace9318 idk what a prp is but i think u mean pfp
@@livie4lifeslayyas yeah, but she changed it, also thanks for catching my error
The mint is related to catnip!
13:15
He really said "forget about taxes" and not "its 4 dollars, not four million"
He also said "the population of Australia is 25 million DOLLARS"
He said “forgot about taxes” because $100 million dollars could actually just be used for taxes
@@FireFoxDestroyerwow ur so smart, can u read #damienmissedthejoke
@@kaidens5373 feel free to harass me but for some reason I do not know what the heck this comment thread is
I think he was joking
8:46
He caught the spider :D
Someone on an smp that I was watching said "chonblesome" and I couldn't stop laughing
2:31 i like how out of place eczema is with the other things they listed. (For those wondering, eczema is a skin disorder where your skin is extra-dry, while the others are mental disorders.)
i dunno it feels perfectly in-line with "medical problems that are not contagious" to me
Hello fellow bean
@@remyXsis yeah, I guess.
I have autism and I described it to someone and they said that saying that it was a 'mental disorder' was offensive and that I should call it a 'psychological disorder' like wtf?
obligatory correction: "out of place" not "put of place" if you wrote this on your phone, tell autocorrect to f**k off
"-Door open, cuz you can't see out your mirror..." - Damien, talking about a guy who can't see out of his windshield. Timestamp: 35:50
The way i stopped eating when the no trees in desert tweet bc i was actively looking at a tree out the window 💀
"Are siblings genetically closer than parents?" Aaaaand... Cue the banjo music! 🪕🎶
39:43
Not only did the person who took the photo not realise but somehow even Emkay didn't.
The sign is fine, flip it over stupid.
Emkay, come on now, how did you miss that?
That's a face palm for EmKay
Came Here for this comment.
Had to scroll way too far for it.
That isn't emkay that is one of the "narrators".
@@Conceptofcandid4043 Sure but if you go to McDonald's and they screw up your order, you don't say "Bradley out the back screwed up my order", you say McDonald's did. The narrator are still part of the business.
But then if you flip it it says “EmoH” because to make it an M you have to flip it upside down
@@Mercury_From_SolarballsIs this sarcastic? Please tell me this is sarcastic.
If you flip it lengthways it says "3WOH" not "EmoH", if you flip it over the horizontal it says "HOME".
If it's not sarcastic, I'm worried about your spatial reasoning.
As an Australian we technically have our own way of speaking English, just slang 😂