9 Ways to Slice a Pineapple
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- There are many ways to cut a pineapple, but only 9 of these are officially supported by the Pineapple Slicers Association of The World. None of those methods are depicted here.
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I pre-like his videos.
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I pre-like your comment and the comment of your comment
I got confused and liked everything in post..
As if there was any other way to do it.
I post-liked your video. Sorry
I always use the punch method. Some say it's less effective than a knife, but if you hone your chi to a fine edge, you can deliver the perfect one-two that will also cut through space-time and destroy all your enemies-and leave you with a perfectly cut pine-apple.
How does it work on pineapples, I am not going to be cutting a normal and boring Pine-Apple.
When I'm cooking at home and don't have chi on hand, is there a substitution I can make in your recipe? Reiki perhaps, or maybe a combination of Feng Shui and vinegar?
@@fjordojustice I'd suggest using Yoga and malt vinegar.
@@notdemomantf2294 Sadly, all the pineapples around here were wiped out in the great fruitflu of '21.
@ConstantlyDamaged ROTFFLMAO 😂😂🤣🤣
Does this work with all apples or only pine?
Tried it with spruceapples. Doesn't work
@@yousuckatcookingit kinda worked with oakapples
Don't try it with road apples.
The crabapples got crabbier
I cant believe i genuinely thought pizzas were invented by the Italian. Thank you for showing us the truth
Personally I like to use my teeth to remove each one of those segments on the shell individually
chaotic neutral
As a Italian I agree
“A lot of overconfidence in tape” is one of my favorite bits of yours
This video came at the right time, I was going to make pina coladas, i am definitely going to use the pineiata method
This channel is the only thing keeping me sane
I always learn so much on this channel....
You just know he was at the store buying 12 pineapples making people think about math class...
Finally you upload. I love your videos
Finally! Someone brave enough to shine light on the origin of pizza!
Lets fac it: He just wanted to eat a Pizza and needed to come up with a video to list it as "working expenses"
Notice the removal of pineapple before consumption, good man
"but tastes exactly the same".
This made me "revenge of the nerds" laugh. Thank you
The centre is the best bit
I like to think he's continued to live in the same college house since he started these
I think it's the Folks basement in most .
I have a pineapple augur. It's nifty and cost 10 bucks. Use it once a week like clockwork.
the 0:49 method is actually taught in Server school of high end restaurants, that's how it's supposed to be cut (at least for french restaurants)
The core of a pineapple has a half-life of 700 million years which is when they start to ripen and get sweet.
Glad to see I'm early to a video for once.
You made that pineapple pizza look good to eat
You are funny Geeza lol Keep it going well done
What I end up doing: cut the skin off (compost 'em but not everyone can do that) then that outer "rivet" part + the core goes into a big jar. Boiling water over that, and you've got a really nice flavored water once it's cool. Add some bags of tea before the water and you've got a fruitier tea. And thennnn I compost those.
Honestly, when making "the pizza is made on pinapple crust" bit, I was expecting a "So yeah, pinnable on pizza IS wrong, always remember to place your pineapples at the bottom"
There's a bunch of old pine trees in my backyard but they never get any apples. Sucks, because we love pineapples.
Pizza style! Yes mate, about to have a pineapple 😁
Lmk if you wanna upgrade your whole set to cutco bro! 🤙 I saw you got the table knives but we got a nice 7” santoku that I see you using a lot.
Love how he didn't actually take a stance on the pineapple on pizza debate
Now I don't like beer. I'm more of a Jack & Coke man. Will the pineapple goblet work for that?
Agreed.
If you get specifically bred snack pineapples you can separate the segments with your hands once they are ripe (this only works with properly bred snack pineapples and is not a perfect method, most videos involve strategic uses of pairing knives)
Great video.
Yo I cut the core out the same way but I've never seen someone else do it my mom always gets the spiralizer that cuts the core out but I feel validated to see that you do what I do
Pine-ata for the win.
Im watching it at the sacred 9th hour since posting
Instructions very clear. Died anyway. 😂
You definitely notice when the jingle is gone.
The best pineapple (IMHO) is pineapple that is still green outside as it has more flavor and is not as sickly sweet as when the outside is yellow.
conspiracy theory: YSAC has long moved out of that apartment but still rents it so we can all see the counter top and range we are used to.
prove me wrong
Uses 😅for a studio I'm sure,yeah. Not a starving stu.
Pineapple-pizza ftw
Dude, how many pineapples did you go through to make this video 😂
You forgot about pulling the pin on the pineapple and letting it explode itself like a grenade..... 🍍😁👍
I should have to pay for this kind of education
you guys cut away the shell?! this whole time, i've been eating it WITH the outer shell
Ouch. Pointy.
R.I.P to the 9 year old kid who believed this
I'm just gonna buy it in a tin
I'm disapointed the "smash it against the wall" method wasn't mentioned
In support of this video, give this comment a "like" if you love (or are at least OK with) pineapple on pizza! Comment your vitriol instead if you dislike pineapple on pizza.
(Or comment whatever the hell you want, I don't control you, lol.)
pineñata
Thought this video was titled ‘how to silence a pineapple’…. so which method would you most recommend if that happened to be my goal?
My wife overheard the polynesian triangle bit and said "oh wow i didnt know that." I had to to tell her im like 95% sure that was all made up.
Please 9 ways to cut pineapple core
See, haters? Pineapple BELONGS on pizza!!!!!!!
That's just putting pineapple on top of pineapple.
Yum nomnomnom@@howiehall4622
Can you please do meatloaf
Let me know if I missed any
You forgot about Using the good ol "Little Nicky" method. Gotta stick the pineapple up hitl.....nvm. haha
Yeah you missed one
Talk it into slicing itself using a mix of it's own digestive enzymes and peer pressure
You didn't even smash it against the wall! That's how my family did it for generations until those fancy westerners showed up with their fancy knives
You forgot simply grabbing the spikes and pulling them out one by one which makes perfect pineapple bites. Hahahaha (when I was a tiny tot that is how I thought grocery stores got those pineapple squares for the fruit trays)
As an Italian I didn't know about the true story of Pizza, thanks for educating us!
In my mind now are voices saying "not approve" and "bring the bigger cross" in Italian accents 🙏🤣😅
@@estudiordl
Hey those are two different things, knowing the story vs approving pineapple on pizza! :D
i like your porfile picture
@@dazedam8397 Thanks!
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The "Overconfidence in tape" line got me good.
I'm beginning to think everything he does is fake🤔
@@flowk5 He stopped using as much technology after he kicked Pimblokto out. Since then he's gone back to the underlying forces of nature, ie. duct tape, and nature just isn't as powerful as chemical adhesives.
@@Merennulli poor Pimblokto. He was kicked out due to the fear that Pimblokto was going to take over his channel.
@@flowk5 Nooooooooooooo! Not ever. Arghhhhhhhhhh! Sob
I’ve said it many times before, but this channel has extraterrestrial editing talent. It’s like motion picture good in all honesty.
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To be fair, the pictures in fact are in motion.
@@qwiser123 To be fair, you’re a neophyte.
Even when his joke methods dont work (taping the pineapple to the wall) he still works it into the video and gets a laugh from me.
Just because you didn't get them to work doesn't mean that it doesn't work. This man is a master of his craft you know
@@uzun718 thats a pretty great quote. Gonna use that anytime I get the chance.
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@@EEEEEEEE thanks for your contribution, E.
if he makes you laugh, it works
I like to imagine a lonesome YSAC walking into a grocery store and ordering 10 pineapples and watching the poor cashier attempt to deduce why one man could possibly need this much pineapple. Great video cooking man
The trick is to buy a tube of personal lubricant at the same time so the cashier will purposefully avoid that question.
Honestly sounds like the beginning of a math word problem.
he just like pineapples and could be stocking up. despite their size because theyre insides are just as watery as a watermelon and you have to remove a big chunk of its mass and volume by removing the shell you can run thought them very quickly specially if youre making juice.
I made a sort of wine out of pineapples once. It involved a shopping trip similar to this.
Sane answer? He's got friends coming over, and pineapple is their go-to game day snack of choice. Quite healthy ngl.
YSAC answer? He boutta make a pineapple house and live in it.
Chinese street vendors always use a v shaped knife to do the spiral cut. Works really well. They clean up a pineapple in seconds
>*writes "become a chinese street vendor" on the list of ways to cut a pineapple*
Got it!
@@parul7117"Become a Chinese street vendor" sounds like an entry from the calendar that shows up in some the recent hellofresh ads on this channel. 😂
@@zibbitybibbitybopI was thinking the same thing 😆
@@parul7117 Also, if you don't quite have the time to be reincarnated as a chinese street vendor at this point in your life, you can always just follow one around until he politely asks you to stop, and then feel really awkward before going to the store and buying some form of already-prepared pineapple.
Fun fact: the reason your tongue will hurty when you eat pineapple because they have this thing called bromelian the breaks down protein(so becically when you eat pineapple, pineapple eats you)
I once ate an entire fresh pineapple cause 1 I felt like it, and 2 I hate to just let food go to waste.
When I finished the whole goddamn thing I could definitely tell it was trying to get back at me. Kind of funny tingling/burning sensation but at the same time not really funny tingling/burning sensation.
And not only the tongue, my whole mouth was being gnawed on by the ferocious pineapple.😂
@@Flaggytsame😔✊️
I love these educational cooking tips. Thanks my dude!
Hot take: The pineapple on Hawaiian pizza was never the problem. It's the huge slices of canadian bacon that are nasty and soggy.
Pineapple pepperoni pizza on the otherhand is delicious.
Finally, another person who understands the proper way to apply pineapple to pizza.
I not a big fan of pineapple, so I tried your "put it in a box and shake it" method, but I substituted the box with a bin (I used to compost variety) and left out the shaking and tipping out altogether. It worked very well, so I give this recipe five stars!
Don't compost pineapple or citrus.
Very funny comment though
So, you ate compost?
@@christopherarendt3531 I may have sampled some
@@AardvarkArchitecture Why not?
I always purposely save all his new videos to binge but this one seems worth it 😂
I did the exact same thing 😂
I borrowed his book from our local library as I am too cheap to buy a copy.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT DID THAT LMAO
Does smashing it against the wall work? And what about giving it a good scare after sneaking up on it?
I think scaring it just causes a lot of juice to run down its leg, lol.
As a Spanish speaker, in some countries we call the pineapple, piña, so a piña-ta made of pineapple is technically correct.
I can’t stop laughing at the “overconfidence in tape” part 😂
1:08 The core of the pineapple is actually really tasty. Usually, even if the pineapple itself is a bit sour, the core is actually sweet or apple texture like. You can also make dehydrated pineapple candy with them after you boil it in sugar.
You're a scary.
no
@@KoiYokanYes
Oh, just like avocados! Which makes total sense if you consider that avocados are the fruit growing inside the punker-hair of the pineapple tree
Yeah I was really shocked that he threw it away. It really helps balance out the soggy too sweet outer parts for me 😢
Trying to figure out which methods are real and which are editing is my favourite eating game. Which is like a drinking game, but you get fat much faster.
I prefer to just slice a regular apple and add the pine later, as apples are easier to slice
Now I know how to eat and drink beer from a pineapple. I have been looking forward to this my whole life
We appreciate your sacrifice of consuming that mockery of non-pineapple pizza at the end there, incredible what you put up with!
Really though, how did that slice covered in sauce and cheese taste?
If you don't love pineapple on pizza, you don't know how to live.
Me personally, I like to let the pineapple sit for a while, as it has enzymes that can break down fibres. After letting it sit the enzymes have broken down the outer layers and you will be left with a perfectly naked pineapple.
Ha!😮😮😊
My family uses those pineapple core-ers. They look like some "seen on TV" gimnick product that doesn't work, but they're actually surprising adept at their purpose! you just cut off the punk hair style, stick the thing onto the top and basically just screw it into the pineapple. when you reach the bottom, you pull out the pineapple, leaving the shell and the core, and you get a cool continuous spiral of pineapple that you can make rings from or cut further into chunks!
I love pineapple and support it’s use on pizza as well, lol. So funny, as always. 😂
Same. Pineapple and ham are delicious together. Putting them on pizza only adds pizza deliciousness to the mix.
the cut away at 1:07 got me so good
You missed the part where you mentally shame the pineapple to pieces.
unclear instructions, ate the knife.
I literally bought a pineapple for the first time this weekend and wanted to learn how to cut it. thank you!
I like how he took the pineapple off the pizza before he took a bite.
I've watched ysac for years now and I'm never not gonna be convinced he isn't a bitter culinary student unless he says he isn't to me directly lol
He sure has a burr under his saddle but is still funny .
Excellent video, that said....
WHY DID YOU NEED THAT MUCH PINEAPPLE?
Pineapples enzhiems break down proteins, so eating the (30?!) pineapples that it probably took to record this video could not have been easy on your mouth. That said, great video always loved your stuff.
Keep up the good work.
Your body can handle it
Don't worry, he's just preparing for torture via pineapple
What about canned-apples? How do I peel the metal?
Alot of over confidence in tape 😂
I seriously want pineapple pizza now.
If there's one thing i love about YSAC, it's how well the jokes subvert your expectations
Collab with futureCanoe.
2:17 my favorite thing about YSAC is that he will write a static electricity gag, decide the best way to achieve it is with one roll of duct tape, and then when it doesn’t work instead of thinking of a better way to achieve it or just cutting the 5 second clip from the video, the absolute legend decides to just keep it as is and play it off PERFECTLY
I'm definitely putting pizza toppings on a piece of pineapple now. Genius.
Finally pizza makes sense thanks.
If you like pineapple on pizza, you're gonna love pizza on pineapple
Your videos ALWAYS make my day. THANK YOU GENIUS.
For some reason every time i watch one of your videos i think ill learn to cook something
Y’know, I’ve seen so many people cutting pineapples but there’s this one question I have.
Do people not eat the center?
Like, I’m not judging or anything but is there a legit reason for this? Cuz every time my mom cuts open a pineapple, she leaves the center alone and we simply just eat with some salt. Of course, we mostly have the sweet variant so that could be the reason? Idk.