Crack Slaw - You Suck at Cooking (episode 169)
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- Опубліковано 19 кві 2024
- Crack slaw, also known as egg roll in a bowl, also known as hot slaw, is delicious on account of the fact that it's made of ingredients.
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can you just make crack next time
Yo
🤣😂😂🤣😂
Can you draw Philbert just smoking crack next time?
Almonds, walnuts, peanuts, pistachios, coconuts, eggs? 😋
Yes, I agree. He should make Crack next time
2:50 I like my chefs the way I like my cheese
Shredded
And here I thought he was pepper jacked.
@@Merennulli Good one, my friend🤝
that line goes quite hard
You mean American ....
@@AwninGod Cheese from anywhere in the world can be shredded, and so can any chef. I'm not fussy
This is the most classic YSAC video I’ve seen in a minute
Back to the good old days 😊
The egg boil instructional is a contender
Pimblokto is up there
@@ScottM-mds1hb pimbloktooooo
No song about crackslaw with a dog montage so we're not quite there.
@@ck9618 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo, I'll just say it as it is: This is one of your funniest and best videos as of lately. The cast iron jokes, the multiple cabbages, the crack jokes, the important documents... chefs kiss
Yup, I almost lost it at the ‘important documents “😂 and all the puns, just gold.❤
Not to mention the hacksaw bit!
Couldn't agree more. Just one hit after the next in this one.
Yap, peak vibes
My favorite bit was when he starts adding the ingredients to the pan, and you get to hear the first 1% off the word garlic before it's dubbed over with onion. A lot of good fake-outs in this video.
It's like a dumpling, but just the filling.
Or an egg roll without the wrapper or deep frying.
Or a.bierock, but flavorful and not all carbolicious and Deutch!
Yeah this is just straight up pork filling. Big ol’ bowl of filling lol.
It's a pig without a blanket.
@@hounddog4363is that a cognate to burek from the Balkans/Crimea?
as a cast iron guy, I feel personally attacked. Thankfully, like my cast iron, I'm also thick skinned and naturally non-stick.
Do you need to be reseasoned every now and again, too?
Oh yeah oil up bro
Wow that’s Heavy!
Do you also have my husband divorce me if I put you in the dishwasher?
i wanna squeeze my lemon juice on your non-sick coating
Bro, as a cast iron person, this is totally so true, cast iron really did change my life. It gave me an identity, a purpose, and sick biceps.
The best homemade pizza is made in a cast iron!
As another cast iron castson, I wholecastedly castcur. My castceps have never been buffer.
Ever since I got cast iron, I have the biceps of a Sasquatch. 💪🏼
When I play magic the gathering instead of casting spells I cast iron
You guys need help. I'd suggest crack.
Home Gardening Frosted Tip: Take those frosted tips and plant them in a windowsill planter or flower pot. They grow really well and you end up with an unlimited supply of green onion. Just peel off an outer stalk or two and they keep growing back. The ones in my bay window are well over a year old now.
Came to say the same. I have them all over my property from buying them over a couple years and planting the bottoms. I now can't eat them fast enough. Infinite food glitch, though. Once you get enough growing.
@@JohnBender1313shhhh you can't be telling people that stuff actually grows when you put it in the ground
@@muffinman3052 Big Farm-a Execs: "Didn't we sterilize those damn things?"
Middle Manager: "We... may have missed a few plant species in our bold, economically justifiable plant-neutering sweep..."
@@hazukichanx408am i supposed to neuter my onions?
@@RobertaReal7980 It can help if they get you acting unwise, for sure
0:07 Spotted Pimblokto's severed arm. You monster... 😰
Hahahaha i miss Pimblokto
dude i almost cried
If slaw wasn't slaw, what would the word slaw mean?
Slawful
Maybe Slav???
Sloth claw?
slacking off in the kitchen.
To slide slidily?
i miss Pimblokto so much....
He was HIM, the wangjangle king
This episode DESERVED a cameo.
episode 169 on 4/20...
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The audacity to make a bowl of sesame pork and call it a slaw
I was feeling self conscious about my bicep. Thanks for making me feel okay by editing the video. It was a thoughtful gesture
The lengths you went through to source a "vac claw" only the double down on the hack saw bit. A+
Holy sh*t he's jacked
right???
Buff, yet looks good in a dress... busting through _all_ those trifling gender norms!
@@hazukichanx408I watch the steam video just for the meme and then legs!
Slaw backwards is wals. And wals need slaw to justify their existence. Also you can fill the wal’s cracks with crack slaw
But WALS is very similar to WABS, and Weak-Ass Lettuce Syndrome is almost as bad as Weak-Ass Broth Syndrome.
The _reach under-round_ is an essential technique that all should aspire to master.
when you whispered about keeping the roots in a "special place" I hit subscribe and never looked back.
Smart move. Welcome to the ysac community!! 😂
Episode 169 on 4/20 2024
THIS WAS ABSOLUTELY ON PURPOSE.
Actually, if you cut those frosted white tips a little longer and just plant them in an inch of soil, it'll grow into a new green onion in like a week or two. They're a forever food.
After re-planting a couple times the soil is depleted of some essential nutrient (I'm gonna guess sulphur) so you're gonna want to add some fertiliser at some point, or replant in fresh soil each time.
You can also grow them in a cup of water, but only once (not a lot of nutrients in water) and the taste will be lessened.
“Known in the food industry as a reachunderound!” *Chef’s kiss*
Were the stray inappropriate thoughts I had when he used that phrase based on anything other than my mind being in the gutter? I don't want to google it. Google already thinks I have some kind of bodybuilding snake fetish 😅
@@P.M.P.181 lolol!
Cracks law sounds like something you would hear about in an electronics class, I guess it's shockingly good
I have a feeling that "special place" bowl is going to come back in a long running joke
I was just thinking of making Thai lettuce wraps, this looks good to go with it.
Yeah, the cabbage has a lot of fibre so it will help the lettuce go down
I prefer Sewn Cabbage Wraps (as depicted in this video), because as a cast iron guy, have been so preoccupied with pumping cast iron that I never learned to properly thai my lettuce nor my shoes.
I was just thinking the same thing, needs some crispy water surrounding it!
Right now ONE cabbage is $14 in Australia. This seemed like an appropriate video on which to voice my grievances about that.
In California it’s like $2 for a big boy, I’m so sorry for your cabbageflation
@adelitaflores-moss454 same here in texas. $.98/lb for red and $.89/lb for green. I think Napa cabbage is more expensive around here tho. @Mikaboba what vegetables and fruits are least expensive in your area? ETA: Napa is $3.97/lb and organic green cabbage is $1.56/lb
@@adelitaflores-moss454 thank you!
@@P.M.P.181 apparently cabbage moths have been an issue for us. All the other vegetables are fine. It just sucks, because I've really been into cabbage lately - and then this video just reminded me of how much I hate moths and miss cabbage
Say what now OP? I just bought a cabbage for $4 in Australia. You must be in Sydney
This felt so much like the YSAC I first fell in love with. Thank you
0:17 "but I'm not gonna go buy a hacksaw just for a bit"
Brings hacksaw into shot
crab sloth is the best. This is such a great video! Thank you for all your dog food avoidance techniques, and decastifying tips.
Thats just Lumpia. You wrap that "crack slaw" in wonton wrappers and deep fry and boom - Lumpia.
he basically made mushu pork too. just get some crepes and plum sauce.
If they start dancing and singing they're Umpa Lumpia
ב''ה, also similarity to the Thai dish usually transliterated as "larb," though that's usually served in a bring-your-side-salad way.
Yeah but Crack Slaw just sounds so much better.
I’ve made something like this before and it was called “egg roll in a bowl”.
The “do not burn” on the important documents page was just 👌🏻
I’ve missed seeing the special place where you keep things forever
So when you say "slaw," you mean pork stir fry with cabbage, got it.
Also that joke with the saws is the kind of blink-and-you-miss-it comedy I live for.
👍Lol, that one got my sub.
The documents alone were worth the price of admission.
Just got into cast iron here are some I traits picked up:
Insisting that any damage can fixed by “Just cooking with it” or “Cook some bacon on it”.
Refusing to use any kind of soap on it. Even though soap these days dont contain lye anymore.
Debating on which kind of oil to use for seasoning on. Even though regular cooking oil will do just fine.
Arguing whether to season it under or over the smoking point.
Thank you for keep posting man. I love your kinda humor. Please keep up the amazing job.
Omfg, how have I just found this channel….the commentary is amazing.
Came here to say the exact same thing! Glad it popped up in my feed! He’s brilliant. 😂
man you are on fire with the jokes in this one.
just like the documents :3
Whoa, need to put a trigger warning on this. I was not prepared for that gun show.
I love this. I add a few dashes of fish sauce.
Can't trick me with that phone number, you just want my cast iron pan for yourself.
For being about a dish called "crack slaw" this episode was surprisingly hinged
My cast iron and I really enjoyed this recipe
Now that's the classic YSAC kind of humour I subscribed for! Your recent videos weren't quite unhinged enough, but this one was great.
The internet is so lucky to have you.
I'm really impressed by the even cabbage stitches
One of your all time best videos!!
My garlic mincing trick is to lay it on the cutting board, place the flat of my knife on top of it, and smash down with my palm. It practically minces itself at that point.
The trick is to wrap cloves of garlic in wax or parchment paper and smash it with a heavy object. No cleanup.
@@gutturfthe real trick is to buy that jar or pre-minced garlic
only missing white rice on the side and holy fucking shit im in heaven
One of the best episodes in recent memory
3:00 Much appreciated.
This might be the funniest one yet
Is forgetting the hot sauce mandatory?
I literally just tried crack for the first time, and now this pops up on my feed!! The universe is amazing
(Im joking)
(Or am i?)
Cast iron bit is perfect
This was refreshingly hilarious! I really enjoyed it and subscribed!
So gooood,
classic content,
spoilers:
Wangjangling, weird appliances fetish, philosophical rants, awesome produce handling, food nicknames, and more.
You will love this❤❤❤❤
You forgot about the reappearance of a special place forever
@@MiniGunTurtle36 hence the”and more “😁 there is so much more.
This was a damn good one. Hacksaw got me.
Visual bits on point this episode 👌🏾
You're my new favorite UA-cam chef ❤ Thank you so much for the laughs in our troubling times
"... and now we're going to add the g/ONION..."
I didn't hear garlic. But I could feel it.
YOU'RE VERY FUNNY, AND AND INFORMATIVE ❤
I love your videos and your sense of humor. Been a fan a long time....keep the videos coming! 😊 High fives from Illinois.
You are hilarious and I subscribed within the first 5 seconds of the video! Thank you for the smart humor and laughs! 😆
1:59 I am obsestimee with youuuu
0:08 pimblocto????
Glad I'm not the only one 😄
Me my aunt and uncle have been watching your videos for around a year now and it’s just crazy to see after so long you still produce the quality videos you did years ago
Fantastic video! Thank you! Can’t wait to make this slaw.
Still waiting for your second career as a stand up comedian. You’d murder it. I laugh at all of your videos. Seriously! 🤟
I have a sneaking suspicion that being a youtuber is both easier and, somehow, more lucrative
Plot twist: He didn't photoshop the biceps
Funny thing is it looks like he already had the hacksaw and bought a new coping saw for the bit.
Definitely going to try this recipe thank you so much for that one looks freaking delicious
Sesame oil doesn't have the right smoke point for cooking. I'd recommend using a neutral oil and then adding like a teaspoon of toasted sesame oil at the end for flavor, like when you're adding the soy sauce and vinegar.
I second this, as you can tell by the colour of the meat he didn't cook it at a high heat, probably because of the pan/food size disparity, but could be because he knows his oils, or it is because he prefers the taste of grey pork. The last one is a sin.
This was what I thought - sesame oil is used for flavour, not for cooking. If you try to cook with sesame oil then it will just burn and taste bitter. Neutral oil to cook, sesame oil for flavour is the way to go.
OMG I love you so much
Brings me back to the good ol' days of wholesome UA-cam content.
This is my first time seeing one of your videos and I love your humor!! 😂
the dog food joke reminds me of when i was a kid, our dogs had to temporarily go on some kind of special diet and my mom started making it at home. my dad came home late from work one night and had some leftovers from dinner. except we hadn't made dinner that night, surprise dog food!
Holy crap, this is the first time I've been this early to a YSAC video, only 2 minutes after release.
congrats
Same!!
Clearly you don't use Internet Explorer like I do.
Tuck and Pull method saved me many times in Highschool...🤔🤣🍻
This fuggin’ guy. Brilliant.
Wow video dropped 15 seconds ago and less than 10 views, you fell off
I'm crying
The cast iron problem is FINALLY acknowledged!
You are doing God's work, bless you 🙏
This is one of my favorites
As a Carbon Steel guy, I can tell you this is exactly how Cast Iron guys are.
Shredded.
Amazing! I absolutely loved it! However the AI generated crab sloth rubbed me the wrong way. Next time it might be worth it to photobash something jank, though I know even google images is polluted with the stuff these days. I love your work!
Not a fan of the use of an ai-generated image :(
yeah :/ if it's not worth the effort of drawing, photoshopping, or getting an artist to make, it's probably not worth putting in
@@pallasproserpina4118 if it's not brand-worthy or a standard of business, it's worth posting unrefined AI images.
Garlic presses work better anyways. They crush the cell walls making the garlic more flavorful. Dicing leaves the cell walls intact so the flavor stays locked up inside. There are garlic presses that you use to press the garlic directly onto your countertop or cutting board and they clean a lot easier, though they are sometimes a bit more difficult to use because the garlic wants to shoot out from under the press instead of going through it.
Dude, that had me laughing out loud SO many times 👏 😂 this one’s an immediate classic!
Hahaha love it. Always makes my day when a new video drops
Special place forever is my favourite thing you've ever done
Omg, this is the first vid if yours that I've seen. I was CRACKing up the entire time!
Also, video 169? Nice.
Omg where have you been my whole life?! I’m so glad I found you!
OMG, I had to subscribe because the dish looks so good, but because you are super funny! In this f*****ed up world, who dosen't need a good laugh! Thanks.
The Hack saw bit was really great. Laughed out loud in my morning meeting.
🤣🤣🤣 you're on a roll!!! Every min of this video cracked me up!!!
He is funny. It is like a stand-up cooking expose and gallery of comedic gastronomy
This made me happy.
so happy to see he's provided continuous perfection
Ah so EggRoll in a bowl. Love it!
this is one of the funniest ones so far!