Better McMuffins - You Suck at Cooking (episode 109)
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- Опубліковано 8 чер 2024
- The McDonald's Egg McMuffin, also known as the HackBonalds Jeg NickRuffin, is a fun sandwich to add things to. Also to take things away from. Also to hold while spinning around in a circle while yelling "hey look at me I'm a McMuffin!"
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I’m never doing drugs in a McDonald’s bathroom again.
We both know that isn't true, Bob.
Don’t lie to yourself
I'm never doing McDonald's in a drugs bathroom again.
I'm never doing bathroom in a McDonald's drugs again
I think you mean McDrugs™️
I’m still adjusting to the lack of intro. So I really do not suck anymore at cooking?
Lol I didn't even notice!!
No, no no, you do suck, just so much it doesnt even deserve an intro
Water you suck you just don’t totally suck
You suck at cooking, yeah u totally suck!
I don't need a song to tell me I'm the suckiest at cooking.
This man really brought a container full of ballpit balls into a public elevator and got into it with his camera just to shoot a three second shot. The dedication. I love it.
Lol imagine if someone walked in there
While the elevator was moving 😳
What do you mean? He was clearly teleported into another dimension.
you understand he didnt go into it, he just put his camera...
Also, all the bread sacrificed for his English bog and French garden LMAO-
The man walked in the middle of a bog with a box full of color balls, planted a few english muffins around him, then took a shot of him popping out of said box, grabbing a knife, and going back in.
Just imagine standing-by, watching it all happen.
Lol
it was awsome
Imagine waiting for the elevator, and a dude with a spilled basket of plastic balls is fumbling around with a camera when it gets to your floor.
i mean, how did he even fit inside that basket? I think there is more to it.
It's some kind of magic bottomless basket.
Just think about it
normal day in Russia
I just wanted an egg mcmuffin not a cinematic masterpiece
LMAOOO
Lol. But if you want a good facsimile, just do his egg cooking thingie, no pepper required, barely toast your English muffin, get a slice of cheese, doesn’t have to be a slice, shredded, anything will do, and a slice of ham, or turkey, or basically anything mild, wrap in a paper towel, zap for 20 seconds, voila lol. I made these for my kids for breakfast for YEARS. Takes 3 minutes 😉. If you want to get fancy you can get Canadian bacon. But the cheap shit works just as well.
I know, was That supposed to be extra?
A fellow man of culture
All hail Jim Pickens
The part when he grabbed the knife and went back into the ball pit was something straight out of the final mission of a call of duty game.
I got strong Doom 2016 vibes from it.
You need to play better games if it made you think of COD lol
@@TheRealDVHollow you're right, he shouldn't play CoD
@@TheRealDVHollow i mean, Ghosts and the future warfare games were trash but otherwise the rest are great games
I wanted to like he comment but I saw there were 303 likes... Only true Minecraft fans will understand:/
I was not expecting the sudden existential horror, and I loved it.
the mcbastard
I just want to make sure that EVERYONE is aware that at no stage did you see a whole egg in this video. They were all oranges. Look again if you don't believe me.
The levels of comedy are vast. I love you YSAC xx
😂😂 oh my God
Didn't notice it and watched again at 1/4 speed to confirm. The dedication to goofiness is real.
What are you talking about? Those are perfectly round eggs 😂
@@coolbionicle 😂😂😂😂
yeah i thought i was seeing oranges but then an egg came out soo
This took a sharp left turn into Don't Hug Me I'm Scared territory.
THAT'S what it reminded me of! Thank you. :)
Shhhhhhh spoilers
Imagine walking into an elevator, and see a full grown man shoving a camera in a ball pit while acting delusional
cat on water I’ve seen this comment before it’s reference and I’m looking forward to this moment.
"I'll take the stairs today."
"acting"
He's Canadian. Between saying "sorry", and putting maple syrup on everything, this is normal Canadian behaviour.
And there is a girl with panty hose on her head for sons reason... I'm calling the cops. @🤣
the surreal horror in this episode is on the level of 'Don't Hug Me I'm Scared' and I fucking love it
I was thinking of MeatCanyon, but it certainly is reminiscent of 'Don't Hug Me I'm Scared' as well.
That was scarier than 80% of Horror Movies, Good Job
For the record I think the accordion is a beautiful instrument. It sounds like a chorus of angels. A chorus of angels who may or may not need a decongestant, but angels nonetheless.
You Suck At Cooking THANK YOU. And also bagpipes sound magnificent, by the way. Everyone who disagrees is either an idiot or deserves to be drowned out by bagpipes every time they talk.
ruuuude
Hello
@@ashfreywar9862 Actually bagpipes also sound like angels who need a decongestant. Angels you wouldn't want to f with, mind you.
Wuz zat
When you accidentally open up a portal to McHell
You’ve probably forgotten about this comment. Here’s a reminder that you posted a comment that got 700+ likes!
And the devil McBurns you.
He should have tried the Big Mac
Lol
The ball pit
Wasn’t expecting to feel existential horror while watching a cooking video
That escalated from me being hungry to me locking my doors 😂😂👍good vid
Everybody gangsta until a song doesn't play at the end of a YSAC video.
Something is wrong, I can feel it
The intro is gone too
And the end suggested the.....egg series.......
Holy crap we onto smth here
*Because you didn't see the dragonball fights I do on my Channel* 😂 it is a good idea put something scary. I will try
Cooking My Way stop just stop
@@Watchdog-vf8ug 🖕🏻 why shoud for you and a bunch of haters? 😂 no, thank you!
and there's no intro :c
The amount of work put in this is insane, I'm terrified.
Like a "good student film" level of quality
420
boredom really be that gateway for creativity tho
You're new to his videos aren't you
Get used to it-
I legitimately got goosebumps when you went back through the ball-pit-portal to save Duck Lady.
In this episode, YSAC travels through the subdimension of Ballpit Space, an underlying continuum that connects all ballpits across all of space and time.
Ballpit Space is created anew each moment by the wang-jangling of orientation & perspective in ball pits. The usual rules of time & space hide in the corner alternatively sobbing & giggling in this sub-dimension which unifies ball pits everywhere across all space & time, forever.
Imagine going for a walk to the pond and you just see a guy with a camera, ball pit, knife, and some weird doll talking to himself.
not to mention those ripe muffins that grow out on reeds, i'd totally feel like Alice in some fucked up wonderland
Imagine waiting for the lift and when it opens there is some random guy in a ball pit, yeah definitely taking the stairs.
Imagine your watching tv, and you hear a noice in your basement. You check it out and there is a grown man sitting in a laundry basket filled with plastic balls, holding a camera, and freaking out. Then he just slithers away in the basket.
@@babungaCTR I thought you meant Lyft the ride company. I was wondering if I'd missed something
@@notakebaks apparently in many countries they use the word lift instead of elevator to describe the device in question, which isn't really wrong. hell, i am from russia, and we call elevators "lifts" (лифт) too, as we stole this word foreign languages and didn't come up with our own =)
I wonder if his girlfriend knew before dating that sometime in the future she'd have to wear a pantyhose over her head to be in her boyfriend's skit about dolls in McDonald's happy meals.
Well she was the body/head of the mannequin as well, she has a career now as the best supporting actress
Not only did she know, it was a condition for the relationship. Hers.
That was his mom.
@@adde9506 nah it's his gf, i'm guessing you're new here as he's mentioned it before
@@shadelightss way to miss the joke
"It's like an accordion but it sounds good"
*Weird Al Yankovic wants to know your location*
*Sad accordion player noises*
that was the most intense mcblandles hoppy meal i have ever seen!
In Italy, we usually call mayo + pesto a "blasphemy"
In Germany, we call it ‘a reason to go to the gas chamber.’
@@BWxEclipse the hiragana in your name bothers me
@@woolco "e ku ri pu su"? Yeah it bothers me too...
An abomination to god
In Scotland we deep fry your pizzas
He’s really feeding the “theory” that he’s how to basics sane brother
"Sane"
more like slightly less of a sociopath but sane works too.
Yeah, the one with the original content that makes perfectly no sense but actually still entertaining and not repetitive I might add
He's more like I did a thing
@@spamsingles5948 Yeah, he can talk.
No one gonna talk about how he stuck English muffins onto the marsh things at 4:53
He also did it in the start
Believe me when I was genuinely scared of the doll in the elevator, but it took a wholesome turn and now I'm un-traumatized
He legally has to say "pepper pepper pepper" every time he uses pepper.
Once.
Yes by law.
What os this "pepper" you speak of?
Just as the founding fathers intended.
I feel like he just does it subconsciously by now
You should make another UA-cam channel called “you suck at horror movies” because that doll scene was really creepy yet awesome.
Its called Dead Meat
Yes that was great
What do you mean *yet* awesome? I think creepy and awesome go together in a horror movie
Is this a prequel or a sequel to the egg series?
Pretty sure this is already a horror channel
"a whisper of salt" - that made my ears go tingly
O h
I love how his videos are full cinematic masterpieces!
“...and now we’re gonna fry up a slice of ham until it starts *breathing like a l u n g”*
can’t say i’ll ever look at ham the same way again
ｌｕｎｇ
L U N G
my older brother used to say that the heat is making it come alive and now it's feeling the pain of being fried.
that was when I was 5, and that sparked my interest in cooking.
yep, a well rounded person, I am.
lenainabox ok
A bit thick, but that’s fine.
Is this guy kronk?
This man literally lives all over the world.
He travels by ball pit.
@@eliasmsv3156 😂👍🏾
Zimou DZ Man?
I love the little smile the lady doll person gave as she was rescued. Creepy af and wholesome at the same time.
I'm watching this on the bus and everyone is staring at me because I'm laughing too hard
See, this is why I don't use Truffle Oil. Too much creates interdimensional rifts and also the poops. But mostly interdimensional rifts.
turns out the poops are caused by the synthesized stuff, or so I've heard
@@yousuckatcooking You just wanted to use the word "synthesized"
@@yousuckatcooking k serious question then where can i get real truffle oil?
Are you sure the two aren't actually the same thing?
@@yousuckatcooking which oil did you use and how much was it if you don't mind? Can't see the brand
"Honey, why is that guy in a box full of balls in the elevator?"
"You see Timmy, every ball pit at McDonalds is an interdimensional portal that curses the jumper with a decade of suffering after use. You know, the usual stuff"
"Cool. Hey dad, what are you doin- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"
*dad throws Timmy into the ball pit portal*
"
@@redmirrow8913 Why is the kid calling his parent “honey”
@@hamzerpanzer lol
@@hamzerpanzer Family relations
@@hamzerpanzer maybe the dad's name is honey?
I often don't have time to make breakfast in the mornings before work, but after watching this I've been meal prepping like 8 of these on Sundays, then popping them in the microwave. Thank you for making my mornings infinitely better!
That was hilarious. First video I’ve seen on this guy and I cracked up
Tfw you’re just trying to make a sandwich and you end up time-traveling to dashcon
*oH MY GOD*
*JESUS FUCK I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT SHITSHOW*
FNAF
He went to Tanacon
@@111ohno yeah my thoughts exactly
someone pissed in the ballpit 😔
I'm so happy this is the first video I've seen on this channel. I was expecting a proper recipe, but got a lifelong trauma :)
you're welcome
Right. This is my second video. And I'm now subscribed.
Lol you made me think that he was gonna throw ingredients aggressively, but actually it was enjoyable. I learnt how to cook a round egg :)
@I like Multiplayer games HowToBasic be like: eggs go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
First video for me too, not disappointed.
The combination of low calories and a great price makes the mcoxygen a great sandwich for anyone on a budget or diet.
The lore so far:
Part I: Story of Keith
Keith Mccarlson is a middle aged man, who owned the channel named How to Basic. One day, he went insane due to an unknown cause and started to create strange videos involving eggs, until he accidentally split the universe. One where he stayed with the HtB channel, and one where he started a new channel named You suck at cooking.
He was no longer completely insane, but still didn't have all his sanity. He created a box that contained a doll. He also got in a ballpit that was snuck in as a test made by the government as a test of teleportation. Little did the government know that the teleporter progressively made the user go insane. Keith teleports until he reaches a cardboard room with a doll, identical to the box he made. After getting a knife from the English muffin bog, he attempts to save the doll that he confirmed to be alive. Keith cut through the box and goes through, only to fall several inches. Being tiny from another government device, he is fine. The effects wear off an hour later and he wakes up next to the doll, now not moving.
Part II: John Amerdian
John was a standard man in the USA. Goes to work in the morning, goes home, eats, then cries himself to sleep. All of that changed when he went to his local Saint Ronald's and won a prize from the egg saint muffin. He was led into a backroom and down a secret hatch into a room where he blacks out. He wakes up in a factory that recycles stuff. He is forced to work for many days, until he gets in severe trouble for writing run on cardboard plastic and stuff. He is brought to a room, where he blacks out a second time, and wakes up as a literal dummy in a government experiment. John sees a man open his box. Desperately, John calls for help, but to no avail. The box closes and John sees a makeshift ballpit appear in a corner. The same man who opened the box appears in the ballpit. John could only move a bit before the man went back into the ballpit. The man comes back shortly with a knife. John thinks that it was the end, but the man cuts through the cardboard, and asks John to come. John agrees and jumps out with him, before waking up in his apartment on the soft couch. It was all a dream, he tells himself. But if it was a dream, why did it feel like he was on a floor.
OMG
Bro wrote a masterpiece out of an elaborate shitpost, i love it please give us more
He didn’t let the eggs say goodbye to each other, that’s why he is now trapped in the pits of despair. (And colorful balls)
He probably let the eggs say goodbye before he prepped them into the oranges.
The gibster Presents Why would he? He’s reuniting them, closer than ever before in his stomach
Those were mandarins idiot
(Joke)
That doll is haunted by the spirit of pimblokto
Oh damn I never thought of that but now I wish I didn't
Who’s pimblokto?
Someone save this poor soul
Livid *glares at you angrily and offended*
Livid *gasp* Heretic!
I used to be intimidated by cooking, but this video was like a gateway drug to me starting. This man is a real inspiration. Even if he writes video scripts while on a drug trip...
That ending was pure perfection
Me, a fool: gee this video is so normal, so unlike ysac’s usual style
Three mcguffins later:
Me: ah
A fool I am..
Ur not only a fool ur a weeb i.e ur anime profile pic
Me: Can we buy toy story 4?
Mom: we already have toy story 4 at home
Toy story 4 at home: 5:07
Chris Lee 5/7 would be better than Toy Story 4 😂
Lol
I have learned lot things from this channel..and create a new channel please support and subscribe for see my progress...😍
Joke's on you this is better
The bits where he's diving through the ball pit cracked open some ancient vaults of memory for me and for that I am grateful. Take my like, I'm already subscribed.
I cannot believe I put this in my watch later for two months!
The amount of shade that was thrown at accordions was insane
The only time I've heard an accordion that sounded good was in the song 'Echo' by Talisk
@@mordekaihorowitzor any Weird Al song
Correct! I love Weird Al
This man just keeps random SCPs in his kitchen.
He is SCP himself, actually
SCP 001 proposal
*the foundation wants to know your location*
I mean, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a chef or something for the Foundation
the fact that this wasn't even a halloween episode just makes me love this channel so much
we didn't knew it at the time but cinema peaked here!
Because I know everyone has needed this:
-McDonalds Egg McMuffin
-McBlonalds Beg McDuffin
-McMuffler
-Keg McNothing
-McKnucklin
-McCronalds Leg McBuffin
-McZondals Beg McLuffin
-McBlandles Zeg McGuffin
Mcoxygen
Also known as the McBesto
Isn't that the name of the guy who played Dr. Strange?
Did you just have a stroke
@@peterpeterson4800 McBlandes Zeg Mcguffin? yeah i think thats him!
This video gave me some real “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” vibes
Duuude, exactly what i was thinking right now.
I’m honestly living for it
How?It's just a normal YSAC vide- oh.. ok
Dont hug me im scared and how to basic in one video
I'm blown away by the amazing storytelling. Woah! That was one of the best and the absolute best cooking video I've ever seen
Probably one of the best episodes of this show I've ever seen, and the reason I am now subscribing.
How is it you’ve managed to teach me to cook and fear in 6 minutes
Cook with 😱
We're gonna get another series guys, just wait until he reveals that it's all connected to the Egg series and Pimblockto
Shh spoilers
I was on the edge of my seat throughout that whole end sequence omg. The story was so intense. Like I literally held my breath. Does not help that no one else is home. The filming was fantastic, though.
The way you do videos is ahead of the curve, amazing work.
This berserker grabbed a coffee mug out of a microwave with his barehands
He's immortal, unkillable, unmatched
do yew wan tew suk mai cok
BRE ZERRR KERR
do yew wan tew may king fuk
BRE ZERRR KERRRRrrr
B. Jr. Noooohhh dooouuu nawt wahnt tou may king fuwk
bear hands* fixed it
Wait people don't usually do that?
SCP-5079 - Begg McDuffin
69th like nice. Also underrated comment
Eli Kirkwood ayy this got a love by ysac. My man loves fiction!
Class: Euclid // Description: SCP-5079 is a bald plastic doll wearing a pink shirt and skirt both accented with black stripes. SCP-5079 face consists of a pair of googly eyes and a glued-on yellow pipe cleaner resembling a mouth. Upon further research, SCP-5079’s build appeared to be identical to that of the brand, [REDACTED]. When approached by any adult human being, SCP-5079 will anomalously whisper the phrase “Help me” and raise it’s arm towards the subject confronting it.
This one turned pretty quick into an abriged SCP story! 😂
You sir, just made my day and a new subscriber ! Love your originality and tour content dude !
Am the only one who misses the “You suck at cooking” in the beginning?
Yeah you totally suck.
Am I the only one who didn't see the "I" in the original comment?
@@GoulashJosh bruhhh
@@GoulashJosh my brain just played "fill in the blanks", plus I was eager to finish the rest of the song lyrics because I miss it too :'(
Why isn't it there?? I need the intro song!! :(
The ending was so wholesome i thought he was gonna stab the doll.
i didn't know what was gonna happen, but once he had an actual person be the doll i knew he couldn't stab her
@@samsontag That's when i thought he could probably stab her
But was it wholesome Keanu Chungus?
Didn't think so
This channel is consistently great and hilarious. Great work as usual!
This is where I end my internet experience. Nothing can ever top this. I have no desire to let it try.
I have been subbed for several months now, and I just wanted to say, this channels lore is bizarrely more extensive than I once thought
Explain
@@its_Vampyre Things such as cookie sharks, muffin plants, banana magnets
Understandable, have a good day
"this"
I'm still waiting for the next installment of the egg series
As a boy raised by a single mother, I'm curious how the Mcbastard is made?
@Dylan L Hmmm, yeah that makes sense!!!
With bastard sauce, of course.
@Draco Developer hmmm weird mine was made with abuse, so mom ran away.....with a side of unpaid child support, of course! I hope this doesnt effect the flavor to much!!!
I am calling the ultimate oof.
Yeah that's what is going to come after you eat the Mcbastard
@@yeabutna7309 find something to do other then this. Get a life dumb fucks
Cooking and humor is a great duo.
I just came across this. Channel and I'm so glad I did. One of the most interesting channels I've seen in a long time. Im here for all the weirdness .
This is the best YSAC episode in at least ten, probably more.
r/iamaredditor
Ten minutes? Days? Decades? Don't leaving us hangin', bro.
@Aarya Bet Dude, no one asked. Its his profile picture. Also, mentioning a subreddit makes you look more like one.
@kopytek36 Episodes
@@preachist8274 Episodes
*falls into ballpit*
"Hey. You're finally awake."
This shit right here is the sort of thing I forget about all the time and will inevitably show up to take me by surprise.
Whatever happened to the half life 2 intro
"You were trying to cross that border right? Walked straight into that imperial ambush"
This is now my favorite episode of this show!
never cease to amaze me with your creativity
Not gonna lie, I could really go for a McOxygen after watching this
That mcoxygen is gourmet cuisine
Same
Discontinued... McFreshair machine is broken too so don’t ask
i usually go for a mcbastard
yeah that is delicious,that air,my mouth is watering just from thinking about it
He linked the egg series at the end, is this gonna be another series? The Happy Meal/ Despair Meal series? I always love the creative drama flares he puts in these types of videos! That egg one was really fun to watch, so was the Pimblokto lore. Hope this gets developed more
Look at the doll head
ghostpeyton why
I miss Pimblokto :c
I was wondering when we went into that cut maybe we'd see like the silhouette of an egg or something.
what if,, what if they're all connected
The creativity on this one is astonishing
pfft love the humor.
I love how you bite it and then take a perfectly good muffin and cut it and add it to the one you bit
2:38 Italian here, and I only want to tell you that when you mixed pesto with mayonnaise my grandmother immediately vaporized.
Well at least it was painless
@@yousuckatcooking LMAO
r/comedyheaven
@@shadelightss no
She can be reconstituted by boiling a pot of fettuccini. For extra power, "forget" to set a timer.
Its about time someone made a sequel to inception, i could do without the advertising but this trailer looks soild
I was thinking about how this seemed very inception too... Er... I mean.. yes this sequel looks amazing can't wait to see it when the world is released from our homes 😂
What goes through that beautiful mind when you make crazy skits like this lol, either way it’s awsome!
this is slowly turning into a horror series and I love it
This guy has to make a whole movie, we need this kind of great independent production.... like seriously, I would watch 1 hour of this stuff! he literally puts easter eggs westworld style when he quickly fix the bitten toast or doesn't focus on the fact that eggs come out of oranges.... the egg series?? that's also raw diamonds
"Nothing against wild dogs, just don't undercook it"
- You Suck Athe Cooking, 2020
*at
a t h e
This is just perfect.
Cooking show plus drama plus mystery 😀
I just love you!
Excited for part 2
If the master himself decides no intro then there's a reason.
551 likes in 5hrs thx
He previously said he knew when to break the rule
I knew something was off
@@jabir5768 New series, maybe? I need a new one after the egg
Jesus Christ I’m about to go to bed and thought “yes, a YSAC to end the day!” Now it’s going to be nightmares.
Ik right. I realised something was off when i first saw e doll XD
same.
The amount of effort in his videos is not necessary but at the same time I love it
I came for the recipe and cooking tutorial but I stayed for the captivating story-telling. 10/10, would watch again.
imagine having a youtuber roomate and one day he like: ayy you want a role in a vid?
"ye sure why not"
ok...
4:42
it actually his gilfriend
@@lucasnicht3347
to make it less scary i like to imagine he wasnt able to find a female friend to play the role so it actually him cosplaying and he got a friend to reach a hand out to him lol
@@lucasnicht3347 yoooo
@@ldkmelon lol
Script extension:
"Are you okay?"
The doll replies, "I'm gloving it"
I love how it's so different and so much more funnier than regular cooking videos
BRAVO!!!👏 👏 👏 👏 😭
Best episode ever.