That is such a misconception of Dave, he was the first to swear on TV the first to say fuck the first to really challenge religion and this skit ( unlike the ultra trendy so called university alternative comedians of the time) to really talk about sex in this way. the man was a trail blazer.
Brilliant ! He had any audience in the palm of his hand ,interesting refreshing serious but in total command! His storeys were absolutely famous so was Dave Allen a top class bloke and artist thanx 4 giving me this reminder of how clever and talented he was😂😂😂
I'm an Aussie and this guy was way before my time, but my Aunty and Uncle loved him, so now I do. I'm kind of proud of the fact that he got his start in Australia, we've got our piece of the wonderful Dave Allen, we gave him his start...I reckon that's kind of cool xx oo
"the fart that you fart is a fart that you've taken in", that's absolutely correct. I've proved it. . I've written a python program that runs on a raspberry pi that sits there with me on the plane and sniffs farts and it calculated that 10% of my fart was recorded as a previously captured ambient airborne fart (on journeys over 5K miles and absorbed into the bloodstream and released from the blood through the walls of the small intestine to a gaseous state again) In other words, part of MY fart is another passengers fart. The fecal matter particulate is more than enough to infect you with, for example norovirus (the two bucket disease). An extensive (27 month, 347,000 mile airtrip) research confirmed for me that the safest way to fly and stay uncontanimated by your fellow passengers is to carry on with you your own oxygen tank and to sleep for as much of this journey as possible, prolonging your supply of oxygen with your lowered metabolic rate. A 25Kg tank should get you to NY, but ONLY if everyone stays calm and doesn't alter it's course as often happens when British flyers start demanding stuff....
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9:20 One of the RARE times I'm glad I live in the future.
Holy... Apologies for the double comment, but towards the end of this clip, that little black and white graphic showed up to signal a commercial break. I had completely forgot that even was a thing! O_O
@@breakabletape tame? Being wild doesn't make you better. You need skill and talent to be good. Being an overperforming, wild idiot doesn't make you funny. Dave Allen was a genius and not a idiot. He knew how to perform..
Dave Allen - Lifts And Telling The Time - Part 1 Dave Allen - Lifts And Telling The Time - Part 2 Dave Allen - Banks And Shopping - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen - Banks And Shopping - 1993 - Part 2 Dave Allen - Statistics and Teenagers - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen - Statistics And Teenagers - 1993 - Part 2 Dave Allen - Children - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen - Children - 1993 - Part 2 Dave Allen - Driving - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen Driving - 1993 - Part 2 Dave Allen - Sex - 1993 - Part 1 Dave Allen - Sex - 1993 - Part 2
Today’s political correctness has stifled some of the greatest comic genius there ever was. Curse them for that. Today’s so called comedians are pathetic in comparison.
Wow, I'm 63 and have just watched the first sketch and can't stop watching. 😊
My late Dad and I always watched Dave Allen and Benny Hill faithfully each Sunday night. Sure could use both of them now!
Same here buddy/ they were ahead of there time.. the best! Today's comics are mostly commercial an not honest like legend dave 🤝
Bunny Hill?
Always said the Irish and the English are THE best comedians in the world, but Dave Allen is definitely from another galaxy! Simply outstanding!
He had the best of both worlds, he was a fantastic comedian *_and_* an amazing storyteller.
@@Zerocopsruserrrmmm YEP!
Why not the welsh?think again about that please
Never forgetting maestro Billy Connolly too
I was a young child watching this back home . He is still one of the greatest.
The master at work!. Brilliant stuff. Never forgotten.
The Late, Great, Dave Allen - a Stand-up comedian who told his best jokes sitting down.
An absolute genius and doesnt resort to the use of foul language to get people to laugh. R I P Dave Allen. A legend gone but not forgotten
That is such a misconception of Dave, he was the first to swear on TV the first to say fuck the first to really challenge religion and this skit ( unlike the ultra trendy so called university alternative comedians of the time) to really talk about sex in this way. the man was a trail blazer.
One of a kind and sure missed !
He was a well known “blue” comedian he was the first person I ever heard swear on tv
im 3 mins in and he already said bastard and what the fuck. not complaining though I agree he's one of the masters
Remember me and my mom in tears, and my dad just looking at us. That's suppose to be funny his eyes said 😋
Brilliant ! He had any audience in the palm of his hand ,interesting refreshing serious but in total command! His storeys were absolutely famous so was Dave Allen a top class bloke and artist thanx 4 giving me this reminder of how clever and talented he was😂😂😂
The greatest stand up comedian of all time.
I remember hearing the theme tune when I was a kid in bed, and my father roaring with laughter.
Dave Allen and Ronnie Barker, two absolute comedy genius’s. Very clever, witty and not forgotten!
RIP Dave even though you did not believe in God hope your in heaven speaking to Elvis, and listening to him sing!!
The best of the 70s comedy ♥️
Dave Allen God Bless you were so funny watching you on UA-cam has been keeping me sane during a nasty respiratory tract illness
A true comic genius with class!
Legend genius- said it loads dave allen was way ahead of his clock-- amazing man!
I grew up with Dave Allen and loved him I did not how ahead of his time he was superb
I've now got jaw-ache and a headache from screaming with laughter for 10 minutes, nearly wetting myself, with tears streaming down my face.
Ok, but what do you think about this clip?!
@@deputyvanhalen6386 😆🤣😆😆😆
I ❤️ him so much. If I’m a bit down, I put him on and laugh so much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Simply the best👍
I'm an Aussie and this guy was way before my time, but my Aunty and Uncle loved him, so now I do.
I'm kind of proud of the fact that he got his start in Australia, we've got our piece of the wonderful Dave Allen, we gave him his start...I reckon that's kind of cool xx oo
Ditto 👍😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
A comic genius! I miss him. RIP, Dave Allen.
I would have loved to have Dave Allen as my dear father ☺️
@@shirleygirling8390
Are you stoned ?
*Father Son and Into the hole he goes.*
love this wonderful man heaps of laughter growing up thankyou
@MichaelKingsfordGray Why would a TV comedian teach anyone punctuation? (With the exception of his/her own kids, perhaps)
Clever guy with perfect comic timing!
Jonathan Wills and
yeah comic timing is spot on
Very clever man. Natural genius.
These are never long enough!
Sadly missed, thank God for video recordings
👍 indeed 😋
I don't think David would thank God but I appreciate the sentiment!
@@pushyred thank god I am an atheist 😂
Happiest days of my life.
I lived for his next show each week. Me and my mom in tears 😂 best of memories
OMG!! Thank you so much for these uploads!!
He was one of my favorites too still is
I will miss this man tremendously
God rest him
Funny that he made so much fun of the God you envoke.
The best stand up ive ever seen
So horrible that he is gone now.
Goodbye Dave. May my God go with you
God has created everyone and all creation out of love...so who am i not to love you/it all ?
miss him
An Oasis of comedy genius in the mad crazy world we live in
R.I.P dave allen
he was soooooo funny
Love Dave Allen
GENIUS!
so charming to hear the audience still embarrassed by some things he mentions...
He was a genuine ray of light which is why he is so missed now... I miss him and I didn't even know him 🤣
Genius! R.I.P💙
A complete genius
Dave Allen, actor, comedian, documentary filmmaker.
😂😂😂😂😂😂I’ve played this so much and still cracks me up ❤️❤️ love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Allen, Carlin and Connolly ...my favorites
Jon Jones nail on the head there
dave allen reading edgar allen poe would have been a sight to see
Genius!!! Just, Genius!!!
My dad loved Dave Allen and he saw him live when he toured new Zealand in the early 80s
Ifthkar ali in 70 s I naver miss his show he is best I cant stop LAUGHING
love dave rip
Brilliant
thank you mister you tube for bringing british genius to us the rest of the world ....
He was Irish
such a genius
Funniest man that ever lived 😂😂❤️
This man was so wicked!😅
When he starts talking about liposuction, the first person that came to mind was Adele! 😆😆
Rest In Everlasting Peace Dave Allen comedy genius 🇮🇪 🤣 ⭐ 🕊️ 🕯️ 🤍 🕊️🕊️🕊️
You were great Dave your jokes were so funny your missed
Brilliant comedian!
I admire more dead celebrities than living. Death won't be disappointing.
Absolutely amazing.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
he was the best,
He was controversial and GREAT
I adore him❤️😂😂😂😂😂
👍🎭❤️☘️🍀☘️🌏❤️🎭🙋♀️ A beautiful Irish man ☘️🍀☘️❤️
The original and the best
Ever heard of gearge Carlin
@@madbear3512 Carlin was too obnoxious to be honest.
great comedian
I wonder what word was cut out when he was talking about keeping smokers off the road.
A wonderful funny man sadly missed xxx
Best to ever do it
i miss this mn
I've literally only just realised Mr Allen was minus half a finger.
"the fart that you fart is a fart that you've taken in", that's absolutely correct. I've proved it. . I've written a python program that runs on a raspberry pi that sits there with me on the plane and sniffs farts and it calculated that 10% of my fart was recorded as a previously captured ambient airborne fart (on journeys over 5K miles and absorbed into the bloodstream and released from the blood through the walls of the small intestine to a gaseous state again) In other words, part of MY fart is another passengers fart. The fecal matter particulate is more than enough to infect you with, for example norovirus (the two bucket disease). An extensive (27 month, 347,000 mile airtrip) research confirmed for me that the safest way to fly and stay uncontanimated by your fellow passengers is to carry on with you your own oxygen tank and to sleep for as much of this journey as possible, prolonging your supply of oxygen with your lowered metabolic rate. A 25Kg tank should get you to NY, but ONLY if everyone stays calm and doesn't alter it's course as often happens when British flyers start demanding stuff....
9:20 One of the RARE times I'm glad I live in the future.
Holy... Apologies for the double comment, but towards the end of this clip, that little black and white graphic showed up to signal a commercial break. I had completely forgot that even was a thing! O_O
Watch old Dave, the god of comedy !!! But never forget Monty Python !!!
Or the Goon Show
I would say Pete & Dud.......
He was the best.
Awesome funny guy
I hear nothing about teens in the statistics routine, thank heavens.
Genius for me he’s very close to the legend that is Jim Davidson
the last one i was drinking milk and i think i just broke my monitor
The one and only comedian for me
It was coffee for me.
he has never failed to have me in the aisle and still does.
but he possibly wouldn't get past the PC mob today.
Sod the pc brigade
Dave Allen comic genius
@@ukovertkill Hear hear the greatest stand comedian ever
I love Allen but he’s tame compared to the current top shelf comics. The idea of “getting passed the ‘PC mob’” is nonsense.
@@breakabletape tame? Being wild doesn't make you better. You need skill and talent to be good. Being an overperforming, wild idiot doesn't make you funny. Dave Allen was a genius and not a idiot. He knew how to perform..
A decent 3-6% of my general interest in UA-cam should purely be based on watching old clips of Dave Allen. And yet it isn't. I'm such a twot! :(
"A HYPODERMIC SYRINGE?!"
the way he said it.
Very funny man..........
No canned laughter here
Someone please send it to the Kardashians
what's interesting is how much dave lost his irish accent over the years, a bit of english in it, but almost american sounding at this point.
Also gave up his traditional smoking too..
dave did 4 shows at this time...can anybody tell me where I can get these please
Dave Allen - Lifts And Telling The Time - Part 1
Dave Allen - Lifts And Telling The Time - Part 2
Dave Allen - Banks And Shopping - 1993 - Part 1
Dave Allen - Banks And Shopping - 1993 - Part 2
Dave Allen - Statistics and Teenagers - 1993 - Part 1
Dave Allen - Statistics And Teenagers - 1993 - Part 2
Dave Allen - Children - 1993 - Part 1
Dave Allen - Children - 1993 - Part 2
Dave Allen - Driving - 1993 - Part 1
Dave Allen Driving - 1993 - Part 2
Dave Allen - Sex - 1993 - Part 1
Dave Allen - Sex - 1993 - Part 2
84RobThe thank you so much :O)
boxingfit c
What happened to the teenagers?
Notice how on a risqué joke, the Woman laugh loudest 😂
OMG he is so funny.😂😂😂
Today’s political correctness has stifled some of the greatest comic genius there ever was. Curse them for that. Today’s so called comedians are pathetic in comparison.
CLASS👍
Legend
funny observations
One of the greatest . Rest easy sir .
Genius.......
Mein Gott! Dave Allen with gray hair. OH! Looking below it appears that he died.
Bril!. Nuff said!. 🤣
He is the best comedian ever one in a billion Jgd the yogi Raj