Dave Allen - Statistics And Teenagers - 1993 - Part 2

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  • Statistics And Teenagers

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  • @Bluenose7
    @Bluenose7 3 роки тому +28

    Dave Allen, the best stand up comic EVER!!!.......

  • @MrMoggyman
    @MrMoggyman 5 років тому +67

    Truly an inventive, brilliant, comic genius. It takes a great deal of guts, and an incredible mind to be as funny as this in standup comedy in front of a live audience. No props (other than his drink, his stool, and the microphone), and the rest pure creative genius. Dave was so remarkably good at this, and I miss him and his superb comedy.

  • @stephenholmes1036
    @stephenholmes1036 11 місяців тому +6

    The best stand up comedian ive ever seen

  • @mongome9352
    @mongome9352 2 роки тому +27

    A legend from a forgotten time. A standup genius 🤣

  • @annalauraprictor7646
    @annalauraprictor7646 3 роки тому +17

    This never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @strutherhill
    @strutherhill 6 років тому +30

    The most brilliant dismantling of the lunacies and sadism of organised religion --- and with so many laughs too. Unique!

    • @jakefromspace4659
      @jakefromspace4659 4 роки тому +2

      If you don't like organized religion, you should try disorganized religion.

  • @marysepradet6515
    @marysepradet6515 5 років тому +17

    I watch at least one sketch of Dave everyday, it is my medecine, love him, he his a genius !

  • @bethfrankel2544
    @bethfrankel2544 8 років тому +56

    I don't know where the hell I've been? I never saw or heard him prior to tonite. I've been sitting here in hysterics for about 3 hours.
    Gonna share with a multitude of people. We all need his humor, especially in today's screwed-up world. THANX

    • @TheAardvaak
      @TheAardvaak 7 років тому +9

      Dave Allen is a legend comic genius. I'm glad you have found him!!!

    • @wardmccreery4692
      @wardmccreery4692 6 років тому +1

      Your education begins!!

    • @750count
      @750count 6 років тому +2

      When I was a kid in the 70s,my brother and I would watch and laugh to Dave Allen. I'm certain that my brother being much older got many more of the jokes.
      I never forgot about him but am only now revisiting his shows and laughing hysterically at his humor...........Thank you Dave.

    • @marysepradet6515
      @marysepradet6515 6 років тому

      I thought exactly the same the first time I saw him, a few months ago, now I can't spend a day without watching him, and I also try to share him with all my friends, but not so many French know English after all ... and you must have a little bit of English to understand, even if he his such a good comedian that you can understand many things from his gesture

    • @joandar1
      @joandar1 5 років тому +1

      @Slave2PaperWithInkOn Just had a look at this sketch. A very similar style to an extent.
      Thanks for the mention of George Calin. I will look further at his work.
      Chicken or the Egg first, I don't know, perhaps you do or they perhaps evolved at about the same time.
      George is entertaining in this only one I have seen!
      Cheers from John, Australia.
      ua-cam.com/video/vuEQixrBKCc/v-deo.html
      PS: Look up the Goons as well as the TWO Ronnies!!

  • @pmajudge
    @pmajudge 3 роки тому +5

    AAHH !! R.I.P. DAVE ALLEN . BRILLANT !! HILARIOUS!!! FROM U.K. (2021).

  • @GENFX303
    @GENFX303 4 роки тому +13

    No wonder me Ma never let me watch him in the 70's .... My Da used to piss himself laughing at him. - Classic, now I can catch-up. - Brilliant Post. 🇮🇪 👍

  • @soulglow123
    @soulglow123 10 років тому +25

    Still got this whole series on vhs, watched it with my family when I was young, this series was the 1st thing I remember making me cry with laughter

  • @derrickcunliffe8152
    @derrickcunliffe8152 4 роки тому +13

    used to watch him every sat night he was brill

  • @davebarratt6804
    @davebarratt6804 10 років тому +19

    genius ,great timing would loved to have seen one of his live shows back in the day

  • @peterwade4029
    @peterwade4029 4 місяці тому +3

    ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. AMAZING TALENT. - JUST A WONDERFUL COMIC. CONGRATULATIONS DAVE YOU WHERE THE BEST. IF I NEED A GOOD BELLY LAUGH YOU WERE THE MAN.

  • @jenniferwells9032
    @jenniferwells9032 Рік тому +9

    The greatest comedian ever😂😂😂❤️

  • @azeema74
    @azeema74 4 роки тому +20

    NEVER GETS OLD 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOVE THIS CLIP

  • @marysepradet6515
    @marysepradet6515 6 років тому +8

    in the name of the father , of the son and into the hole he goes" honestly, don't you have to be a genius to find this ? people like Dave Allen should never die !

  • @stevesomeone486
    @stevesomeone486 5 років тому +23

    Speaks from the heart from his life experiences just honest views which wouldn't see the light of day now because it would upset do gooders sad life in 2019 😢

    • @colleenjanehepburn3808
      @colleenjanehepburn3808 4 роки тому +2

      Don't worry, he was controversial enough in his time..

    • @231rft
      @231rft 3 роки тому

      People say a lot worse than that nowadays 😂 he doesn’t say anything offensive in this?

  • @margiewatson6081
    @margiewatson6081 4 роки тому +13

    Dave Allen ... a genre all on his own! A pity some of the interchange conversations were almost inaudible.

  • @gerardmcardle5691
    @gerardmcardle5691 3 роки тому +4

    Best ever, he worked for our local newspaper in Ireland as a journalist, he was a gifted comedian, it was natural.

  • @samanthafox2664
    @samanthafox2664 Місяць тому

    30 odd years ago and he is still an absolute GENIUS and makes me laugh out loud! Miss and love Dave Allen so very much. Bless you x

  • @i_am_ironman3380
    @i_am_ironman3380 Рік тому +6

    The Gestapo in drag🤣🤣🤣🤣. What an absolute legend

  • @MrComposerguy
    @MrComposerguy 6 місяців тому +2

    Dave was a Neighbour When l Lived in Kensington in the 1980s. l was Walking back from a Party through Holland Park one Sunday Morning still dressed in Evening wear. Dave was Walking towards me abour 20 feet away..he was going to his Car.. we just looked at each other Nothing was said... He knew...he was Grinning from ear to ear & so was l.We just nodded to Each other & That was that. Nice Guy.

  • @rjkral
    @rjkral 6 років тому +11

    And just like that, roughly half an hour goes by in the blink of a happy eye!
    (Full episode)

  • @schwiggys
    @schwiggys 11 років тому +15

    thank you for uploading this. priceless

  • @robertmaguder198
    @robertmaguder198 9 років тому +86

    In the name of Father,son and into the hole he goes. That's what I want on My grave stone.

  • @marysepradet6162
    @marysepradet6162 Рік тому +1

    OMG the subtitles ! better without definitely !

  • @jenniferwells9032
    @jenniferwells9032 Рік тому +2

    Sheer brilliance 😂😂😂❤️yep I’m addicted 😂😂😂

  • @sjohnson1216
    @sjohnson1216 8 років тому +7

    I love this man.

    • @marlenereiffel7201
      @marlenereiffel7201 4 роки тому

      I go 2 bed every night with Dave and laugh my head off he is the best I have ever heard May Your God Be With You David.

  • @ianharrison2490
    @ianharrison2490 5 років тому +21

    Todays comics cannot lace his boots

  • @AlGraces
    @AlGraces Рік тому +2

    real genius 😂❤, it shows how we all got screwed 😢😂😂

  • @andrewpoules9109
    @andrewpoules9109 2 місяці тому

    Just a really really special man ❤

  • @lyonzeelyonzee7554
    @lyonzeelyonzee7554 5 років тому +6

    THE BEST..R.I.P...

  • @eunicelynch3511
    @eunicelynch3511 3 роки тому +2

    Truly a man for all seasons and all reasons be they overbearing parents or mad priests..like so many of us just couldn't work out their mentality
    Miss him soooooo much...

  • @PhilipDouglas-wo1jd
    @PhilipDouglas-wo1jd 11 місяців тому +1

    Just made a comment on a stream absolutely fantastic 😂

  • @marysepradet6162
    @marysepradet6162 Рік тому +3

    I would have paid anything to see him on stage !

  • @davidav8orpflanz561
    @davidav8orpflanz561 4 місяці тому +3

    Jesus wasn't nailed to a boomerang, so he ain't coming back!😅

  • @taz11955
    @taz11955 5 місяців тому

    Laughed years ago at his show . Still laughing . Genius !

  • @EdgyNumber1
    @EdgyNumber1 7 років тому +17

    12:27 That bloody clock! 😂😂😂
    (Only a Dave Allen fan will get it..)

    • @lazardjordjevic577
      @lazardjordjevic577 7 років тому

      I just recently found about about Dave, would you mind explaining the joke? I watched the bit where he explained how to look at a clock, but I must have missed something

  • @kramnesnay
    @kramnesnay 9 років тому +11

    So true and sooo funny. My 16 year old son eats everything and leaves the empty packet or carton back in the fridge.

  • @lauraschneider1039
    @lauraschneider1039 4 роки тому +3

    Hope God appreciates Dave's humour ha ha 😇🤣 you can't blame me I'm only four .

  • @jenniferwells9032
    @jenniferwells9032 Рік тому +2

    Love him so much❤️❤️😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @morgangrey4020
    @morgangrey4020 7 років тому +21

    In the name of the Father the Son and into the hole he goes....ROTFLMAO!!!!!!...i'm a christian and i laughed for 3 hours on that 1.

  • @PhilipDouglas-wo1jd
    @PhilipDouglas-wo1jd 11 місяців тому +1

    My dad's ever best comedian rip dad

  • @AngryCanadian1971
    @AngryCanadian1971 11 років тому +6

    Brilliant.

  • @marysepradet6162
    @marysepradet6162 Рік тому

    when i listen to Dave, I feel clever !

  • @michaeleverest7631
    @michaeleverest7631 10 років тому +4

    Borrowing Money, so true, reminds me of my Mum x

  • @marysepradet6162
    @marysepradet6162 Рік тому

    love you for ever Dave !

  • @margymurphy702
    @margymurphy702 Рік тому +1

    Mam and Dad all my family loved him 😂😂😂

  • @donaldadamson2618
    @donaldadamson2618 Рік тому +5

    this man received death threats about his jokes on religion but it just goes to show you couldn’t put a good comedian down

  • @marysepradet6515
    @marysepradet6515 5 років тому +4

    "empty" put it back in the bloody fridge !"

  • @colinraines395
    @colinraines395 4 роки тому +2

    A REAL comedian

  • @jerrycrow66
    @jerrycrow66 3 роки тому +1

    An excellent observer of people politics ;-)

  • @shirleygirling8390
    @shirleygirling8390 6 років тому +2

    I agree with you Beth 😊🍀🍁😉👍

  • @marysepradet6515
    @marysepradet6515 4 роки тому +2

    i just realise one thing now :many people put their children in a religious college because they can rely on them to educate the children, instead of having to it themselves , but bad, very bad choice on my advice sorry for my approximate English, I just love Dave Allen, and I am sad to hear many Irish did not like him because of this bloody catholic religion, I mean he was such a genius !

  • @malcolmhoare4679
    @malcolmhoare4679 Рік тому

    One of the greats,

  • @JimGardner
    @JimGardner 8 років тому +29

    Censoring bad language from Dave Allen? Really? How do you sleep at night?

  • @California265
    @California265 3 роки тому +2

    Excellent. So funny after a shit day. Thank you Dave Allen. God bless you 😂

  • @barbaradyson6951
    @barbaradyson6951 6 років тому +4

    me as a teenager had a hobby so boys were always on the back burner, it wasn't till I was nearly 30 when i got married and I think nowadays there is too much pressure of teenagers to have boyfriends or girlfriends they are not allowed to grow up in their own time. Me I have had a fantastic life and won't change it for all the tea in china.

  • @benconway9010
    @benconway9010 3 роки тому +1

    Dave Allen was is still one of the best comedians that "God" created

  • @pata299
    @pata299 10 місяців тому

    "into the hole he goes..." Classic!

  • @Mayhemdog
    @Mayhemdog 10 років тому +14

    just like my house , my 17 year old daughter can only speak when asking for money!

  • @carlT1986
    @carlT1986 3 роки тому +1

    WonderFul. As good as it gets.

  • @darrylashton8428
    @darrylashton8428 3 місяці тому +1

    Sadly, I was actually banned from a Lidl store in Blackpool and my alleged crime was mimicking Dave Allen. The young checkout woman was not amused. She reported me to the assistant manager who then banned me from the store. Told me I was not welcome. The young bird on the checkout did not have any sense of humour. In 2024 woke UK and more-so in Blackpool hardly anyone has a sense of fun or a sense of laughter. But beware of trying to crack a joke in either Aldi or a Lidl store. You'll be in very serious trouble. The assistant manager at this particular Lidl store looks like Mr Bean. I did report this guy to the head office of Lidl but they sided with their Gestapo-style assistant (plonker) of a manager.

  • @rosemolenaar
    @rosemolenaar 7 років тому +4

    the best

  • @jenniferwells9032
    @jenniferwells9032 Рік тому +1

    Agreed🙏👍😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @sixtheprisoner
    @sixtheprisoner 4 роки тому +1

    Genius

  • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
    @gumunduringigumundsson9344 6 років тому +1

    First time :) rather nice indeed, mmn yes. WOFF"

  • @georgemoore7186
    @georgemoore7186 10 місяців тому +2

    When the Sisters said Christ died for Dave, now remember Dave had never heard of God before this day.....they said Christ died 2000 years ago.....now the Young Dave and I quote said, "you can't blame me for Christ sake, I am only 4".........He might not know about God or Jesus but he knew how to blaspheme, God bless his little heart!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @marysepradet6162
    @marysepradet6162 Рік тому +1

    "and into the hole he goes !"

  • @marlenereiffel7201
    @marlenereiffel7201 3 роки тому +1

    I go 2 bed every night with Dave Allen simply the best can relate 2 every thing he says So True.

  • @MichelleSirkett
    @MichelleSirkett 5 місяців тому

    Who is as good as him

  • @jenniferwells9032
    @jenniferwells9032 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @glen6945
    @glen6945 4 роки тому

    ooooohhhhhhyes

  • @anthonynewall4381
    @anthonynewall4381 3 місяці тому

    Yep 👍👍 o

  • @derrickcunliffe8152
    @derrickcunliffe8152 4 роки тому +2

    I used to play in a band doing the clubs concert sec used to come in before we go on ok lads no jesus jokes or youll be out

  • @marysepradet6162
    @marysepradet6162 Рік тому +1

    he died because of you .. omg !

  • @cl759
    @cl759 4 роки тому

    because there weren't any teenagers in part one

  • @ay77ful
    @ay77ful Рік тому

    here we go gair.

  • @erbiemurat2271
    @erbiemurat2271 4 роки тому +1

    Classic irreverence of the first order. 14 farts multiplied by 500 passengers on a jumbo jet - statistically very smelly. And his take on the father, the son and the holy ghost - remarkably incisive - and statistically likely to scare the shit out of most of us. But that's the way God planned it - apparently. .

  • @b1akn3ss93
    @b1akn3ss93 3 роки тому

    If god is everywhere why isn’t he in the cupboard and under the stairs too

  • @xaghrangelabarnes6217
    @xaghrangelabarnes6217 Рік тому +1

    Only a catholic knows the discourse in the religion ..Rip..

    • @stephanlazarz1921
      @stephanlazarz1921 3 місяці тому

      He was an Atheist because of his Catholic upbringing.

  • @marysepradet6162
    @marysepradet6162 Рік тому

    OMG ! religion is the plaigue for Ireland !

  • @elainescott3700
    @elainescott3700 4 роки тому

    B

  • @iagree5313
    @iagree5313 2 роки тому

    No

  • @alphaomega1089
    @alphaomega1089 4 роки тому +1

    I think this guy funny and non-offensive from as far back as I can remember even when religious. May your gods go with you was a nice to touch. Sadly, religion has been laughing at you fools for a long time. You lot need an invisible god more than police or government. Why hate something that doesn't exist. You don't hate Santa or others acting like him. Sadly, no one can act like this god you imagine. I think I know what your lots problem is: you can't outsmart this all-knowing and all-powerful being able to tell you are evil and reject you from a better life (suffer will be your reward). See why I like him: "Teach those fools what it feels like meeting them!"

  • @jenniferwells9032
    @jenniferwells9032 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂