House MD - Funny Moments: Season 5 (HD)
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Some of the funnier moments from House M.D. I believe I captured most of them although some were purposefully omitted.
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"I just went to my happy place."
"We cannot let House anywhere near this woman."
That slow look upwards before the delivery really sells the line.
RuralTowner
What chapter is that one????
I don't get it
@@deidaratsuchikage289 No idea. Only quoted lines from this clip.
@@yasharmj1717 its because house could act reckless and get away with alot if the patient didnt care
I will never get sick of the “Fight the Power” scene...😂
It's so cleverly done with the background staff and passing people, just little reactions and move along with whatever doing.
@@benwu7980 lpp0
I was over it 6 seconds in
'She might be armed, I'd have her deliver it shirtless.' My god, I miss this show.
The inhaler scene gets me every time, House's face. :'D
I loved how, at the end of the scene, the lady leaves the exam room and says, “JERK”. Cuddy asks House what that was about and he says, “Jamaican chicken recipe “. 😂😂
"Was it Taub?"
"I'll never tell. But, yes."
Love Cuddy😂
"Holding things in can give you cancer!"
Yeah, about that.......
Appolo lel
Foreshadowing
What? I don't ge---OOOOOhh, dude.
and also, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"
😩😭
"Bubbles." "Is that your new stripper name?" "Yes."
XD Hey, at least the whole "fight the power" incident made the patient smile. House patients never have much to smile about, so giving that young man a grin is a good deed!
Well the boombox gave new symptom (he wasn't feeling vibration in His hands)
House: *realizes he's about to blow up*
House: huh...
That's what we call an oh crap moment.
Which ep is that one?
It's kind of a "welp!" moment considering he didn't anticipate it and when he did notice he was like "nothing I can really do at this point..."
Did he die or no
@@melosan5868 some random episode I believe, it's just a dream anyway so good luck finding it
4:04
We can't let house anywhere near this woman
4 seconds off
omg that guy with a broken finger, that scene is as funny as lady with an inhaler
I didn't get the part until I read the broken finger comment :D
"Keeping things in can give you cancer!"
3 seasons later...
Jim Canterak Oh the irony
I hope he regreted that joke...
Quo Niam no he probably went "see i was right holding things can give you cancer"
Wrong quote
Too soon!
"Taub. Another graduate of the House school of being a dick"
I just love that delivery
"If I get drunk there's a chance I'll makeout with the strippers or become one"
Sold!
@@Gulliolm Okay.
2:10 "Holding things in can give you cancer!"
Ouch, poor Wilson.
"It´s always so sad, when sperm comes between two people" GOTCHA!
"Seizure, death or worse" "Double death?"
Because you’re Batman?
Or worse! Expellllllllled!
the lady and the inhaler. always a classic
She uses it like she's putting on perfume. :D
House: Just say you're a middle-aged Chinese woman.
Wilson: Fine
House: Say it.
Wilson: I'm a middle-aged Chinese woman. lol
4:12 "Nobody can stop me from being premature." That little laugh shit after just about killed me.
6:36 even Foreman winked when he heard that 😂
Can't blame the guy, Olivia Wilde is a beauty
The wink was so subtle but perfectly timed.
4:30 that moment when House actually looks sad and chastised
Is... it’s, it’s beautiful
I love how Thirteen doesn't bother to play games. She just goes with it basically telling him shut up dumbass let's work. Olivia Wlide is just that Wild.
5:38 is absolutely vicious and I love it.
3:00 will always be my favourite part of the whole season
6:04 best bit in all of houses funny moments
matt smith dance moves🤣🤣🤣
My only criticism of this video is that it needs more Kutner.
we all needed more Kutner
I just saw Kal Penn in a new series on Netflix, he's really good
Gillian Lefrancois what's he in?
@FullmetalandtheFlame Yes, it was his decision to leave, he was offered a job in the white house. Really not a tv show, the real white house public relations' team.
5:52 - House's response always gets me 🤣
He was ready to feed these cancer research mice to a cat.
'speculation makes a spec out of u and some guy named lation... which doesn't affect me at all' ...I'm sooo using that at work.
When you assume you make an ASS out of U and ME. Assume.
@@ThatGuy_212 I think this was better than the speculation
7:00 "You see the problem with speculation is you make a spec out of you and some guy named lation, which really doesn't affect me at all"
3:52 oh my god his face suits my life...
people who don't know thirteen is a person are going to get do confused by this comment section
Peteto Chibs eleven's sister
She’s a person, a very VERY attractive person.
"In florida they said: Jesus is on my cheese sandwich."
Taub is so underrated and Olivia Wilde is a Goddess ❤️
I love thirteen
“The struggle to resistance ones captures is never pointless. Vive la résistance!”
😂
That looks when she shows him how to inhaler works in priceless lmao! OMG i'm dying !!!
03:50
“Holding things in can give you cancer”
He predicted it
2:43 he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way love that quote from The untouchables by sean connery
6:48 Tiny Wilson
6:37 Yes, please
David Oncioiu what episode
Woman: Do I look like an idiot?
House: No. Would you show me how your inhaler works
Woman uses her inhaler like perfume
Me facepalms
"If you're gonna kill me and rape me, please do it in that order" my sides hurt🤣
R.I.P Kutner
3:36-3:54 I've been searching that scene for soo longg
pi can't chew me too and army 💪 lmao
That comeback though 3:14😂😂
His comeback
I love thirteen.❤️ she is one of the most beautiful Doctor's on the show.❤️ She's one of my favorite characters too.
Not only beautiful but also witty enough to awnser a troll joke with another one without even giving a shit about what people might think of her.
A stark contrast to the beauty prison doc in the last season which was basically a nice face with zero charisma.
Love how 13 usually fires right back
03:37 "Do I look like an idiot?" I laugh every time I see that. The one with the jelly cracks me up, too.
I can’t get over that inhaler woman! I’ve heard stories that actually happens 😂
“She looks pretty good for someone on roofies”
Brooooooo
House: *turns stove on and gas hisses*
House: "Huh."
*BOOM*
Edit: "Worst? Double death".
Rumor has it 2 negatives equal 1 positive.
You missed one good scene from The Social Contract where a patient couldn't stop himself from telling Cuddy how sexy he though she was.
3:50 the look on his face says so much
I just went to my happy place
We can not let house anywhere near this woman
Kills me every time 😹😹😹😹
2:10 Wow that line hurts
I love how House was like huh facing that he could almost die lmao
My feelings towards Thirteen are ambivalent.
6:43
Foreman's fucking wink
6:16, he looks like walmart version of Matt Damon
olivia wild is the most beautiful woman on earth mate.
Sold
I prefer what's her name from the prison during the last season
not without make up
@@Scoreman7769 Adams way hotter and Dominica too
@@siemniak yupp
"Bubbles"
-"Is that your new stripper name?"
"Yes."
My favorite was "Fight the Power"
It's honestly a shame that you stopped uploading House MD Funny Moments.
I quite enjoyed watching them.
We cannot let house anywhere near this woman
2:13
Oh my god.
‘was thinking about huge throbbing di...agnostic skills‘
Laughed soooo hard
Say it “i am a middle aged Chinese women” 😂😂😂
the Sean Connery imitation was spot on lol
"why arent u taking vacation" and 13's look lol
“Look Jesus is on my cheese sandwich”
House: I kinda hit that last night so she's kinda all up in my jock.
Thirteen: Wow, she looks good for someone on roofies.
ROFL!
6:44 never caught that wink from Foreman before lol
House would be A Great Riddler
Gas burner, sees the gas, huh
The morge joke was my favorite
13 is just cut throat bitch only with a disease and toub is a miniature penguin with snoopys personality and combined they produce a mass even foremen and Wilson feel compelled to scrutinize.
It's been 12 years and i still wonder if House has beaten the power
Fight the power! 🤣😂
The look on they’re faces is fucking priceless
1:28 the co-executive producer is Leonard Dick. How fitting.
6:47 Bro I thought House was talking to a tiny Wilson
4:00 Love that response
There reaction to the actor coming back to life was the best part! Lol “sold”
3:00
I forgot what planet I was as I was laughing so hard
6:35 SOLD
Netflix needs to add this back
I am admitting to excellence. It is really hard to pick the best moments. 1:42, the understated "hunh" before the apartment explodes. Delicious.
6:33 always makes me 😂
Did they actually build in the broken finger joke?
I love all of your compilations! What about the rest of the house md seasons? Please do those too!
2:42 That Sean Connery impression always cracks me up. =)
Imagine House and series 8 12th Doctor meet.
Then the line "Oh, you've redecorated, I don't like it" would quickly be forgotten as House roasts the shit out of TARDIS while Capaldi roasts the shit out of House.
*D A M N.*
The inhaller one tears me apart...
"You never learned this at home- none of us." K Bosman.
2:12 oefff... touche...
That delivery of "I'm a middle age chinese woman" is golden.
Show me how your inhaler works 😂😂😂
that bond line turned out pretty dark afterwards huh?
@3:35 is the best one
6:42 sold
6:47 looks like house talking to a mini wilson