House MD - Funny Moments: Season 5 (HD)

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  • Some of the funnier moments from House M.D. I believe I captured most of them although some were purposefully omitted.
    This content is not mine. All content is the property of NBC Universal.

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  • @RuralTowner
    @RuralTowner 5 років тому +890

    "I just went to my happy place."
    "We cannot let House anywhere near this woman."

    • @HK556
      @HK556 5 років тому +48

      That slow look upwards before the delivery really sells the line.

    • @deidaratsuchikage289
      @deidaratsuchikage289 4 роки тому +4

      RuralTowner
      What chapter is that one????

    • @yasharmj1717
      @yasharmj1717 4 роки тому +2

      I don't get it

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 4 роки тому +5

      @@deidaratsuchikage289 No idea. Only quoted lines from this clip.

    • @Aaronmajowskavitz
      @Aaronmajowskavitz 4 роки тому +15

      @@yasharmj1717 its because house could act reckless and get away with alot if the patient didnt care

  • @mackay10
    @mackay10 5 років тому +522

    I will never get sick of the “Fight the Power” scene...😂

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 2 роки тому +7

      It's so cleverly done with the background staff and passing people, just little reactions and move along with whatever doing.

    • @kathykirkland7079
      @kathykirkland7079 2 роки тому

      @@benwu7980 lpp0

    • @charlesharrison4077
      @charlesharrison4077 Рік тому

      I was over it 6 seconds in

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 5 років тому +389

    'She might be armed, I'd have her deliver it shirtless.' My god, I miss this show.

  • @petitebaje
    @petitebaje 7 років тому +650

    The inhaler scene gets me every time, House's face. :'D

    • @hollyb6885
      @hollyb6885 Рік тому +10

      I loved how, at the end of the scene, the lady leaves the exam room and says, “JERK”. Cuddy asks House what that was about and he says, “Jamaican chicken recipe “. 😂😂

  • @georgerogers2120
    @georgerogers2120 4 роки тому +314

    "Was it Taub?"
    "I'll never tell. But, yes."

  • @SomeoneElse-
    @SomeoneElse- 8 років тому +1228

    "Holding things in can give you cancer!"
    Yeah, about that.......

    • @beastmasterbg
      @beastmasterbg 6 років тому +3

      Appolo lel

    • @jmsg_PR
      @jmsg_PR 5 років тому +15

      Foreshadowing

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify 5 років тому +12

      What? I don't ge---OOOOOhh, dude.

    • @Volcanflame
      @Volcanflame 5 років тому +10

      and also, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"

    • @tylerv5413
      @tylerv5413 4 роки тому +1

      😩😭

  • @flickcentergaming680
    @flickcentergaming680 5 років тому +784

    "Bubbles." "Is that your new stripper name?" "Yes."

  • @KitsunenoHibi
    @KitsunenoHibi 4 роки тому +182

    XD Hey, at least the whole "fight the power" incident made the patient smile. House patients never have much to smile about, so giving that young man a grin is a good deed!

    • @alanwatts5823
      @alanwatts5823 3 роки тому +5

      Well the boombox gave new symptom (he wasn't feeling vibration in His hands)

  • @sariadrawzthingz4529
    @sariadrawzthingz4529 4 роки тому +873

    House: *realizes he's about to blow up*
    House: huh...

    • @vrass775
      @vrass775 4 роки тому +33

      That's what we call an oh crap moment.

    • @melosan5868
      @melosan5868 4 роки тому +10

      Which ep is that one?

    • @UnhingedJesterGaming
      @UnhingedJesterGaming 4 роки тому +30

      It's kind of a "welp!" moment considering he didn't anticipate it and when he did notice he was like "nothing I can really do at this point..."

    • @House_MAL
      @House_MAL 4 роки тому +3

      Did he die or no

    • @LuxiChara
      @LuxiChara 4 роки тому +11

      @@melosan5868 some random episode I believe, it's just a dream anyway so good luck finding it

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 6 років тому +343

    4:04
    We can't let house anywhere near this woman

    • @ytw101
      @ytw101 4 роки тому

      4 seconds off

  • @icybear1234
    @icybear1234 4 роки тому +104

    omg that guy with a broken finger, that scene is as funny as lady with an inhaler

    • @observer698
      @observer698 4 роки тому +11

      I didn't get the part until I read the broken finger comment :D

  • @jimcanterak7349
    @jimcanterak7349 7 років тому +532

    "Keeping things in can give you cancer!"
    3 seasons later...

    • @jmsg_PR
      @jmsg_PR 7 років тому +6

      Jim Canterak Oh the irony

    • @quoniam426
      @quoniam426 6 років тому +13

      I hope he regreted that joke...

    • @majinnemesis
      @majinnemesis 6 років тому +22

      Quo Niam no he probably went "see i was right holding things can give you cancer"

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 6 років тому

      Wrong quote

    • @nileman9907
      @nileman9907 5 років тому +4

      Too soon!

  • @joao94vieira
    @joao94vieira 7 років тому +42

    "Taub. Another graduate of the House school of being a dick"
    I just love that delivery

  • @imworm8695
    @imworm8695 4 роки тому +129

    "If I get drunk there's a chance I'll makeout with the strippers or become one"

  • @moreblack
    @moreblack 3 роки тому +30

    2:10 "Holding things in can give you cancer!"
    Ouch, poor Wilson.

  • @ToriEnglishArtsandPaws
    @ToriEnglishArtsandPaws 9 років тому +205

    "It´s always so sad, when sperm comes between two people" GOTCHA!

  • @Captn_Slow
    @Captn_Slow 5 років тому +85

    "Seizure, death or worse" "Double death?"

  • @venusmoondust
    @venusmoondust 5 років тому +80

    the lady and the inhaler. always a classic

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 4 роки тому +3

      She uses it like she's putting on perfume. :D

  • @jaynerobinson5721
    @jaynerobinson5721 5 років тому +215

    House: Just say you're a middle-aged Chinese woman.
    Wilson: Fine
    House: Say it.
    Wilson: I'm a middle-aged Chinese woman. lol

  • @jibblesq
    @jibblesq 5 років тому +41

    4:12 "Nobody can stop me from being premature." That little laugh shit after just about killed me.

  • @balalaika1233
    @balalaika1233 4 роки тому +18

    6:36 even Foreman winked when he heard that 😂
    Can't blame the guy, Olivia Wilde is a beauty

  • @sparkynicole3941
    @sparkynicole3941 5 років тому +25

    4:30 that moment when House actually looks sad and chastised
    Is... it’s, it’s beautiful

  • @EdsterIII
    @EdsterIII 5 років тому +60

    I love how Thirteen doesn't bother to play games. She just goes with it basically telling him shut up dumbass let's work. Olivia Wlide is just that Wild.

  • @wakeruncollapse
    @wakeruncollapse 3 роки тому +20

    5:38 is absolutely vicious and I love it.

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 4 роки тому +26

    3:00 will always be my favourite part of the whole season

  • @mattsmith235
    @mattsmith235 9 років тому +91

    6:04 best bit in all of houses funny moments

  • @sandcoffin2657
    @sandcoffin2657 8 років тому +247

    My only criticism of this video is that it needs more Kutner.

    • @warpspeedchic6932
      @warpspeedchic6932 7 років тому +36

      we all needed more Kutner

    • @gillianlefrancois9394
      @gillianlefrancois9394 7 років тому +4

      I just saw Kal Penn in a new series on Netflix, he's really good

    • @warpspeedchic6932
      @warpspeedchic6932 7 років тому +2

      Gillian Lefrancois what's he in?

    • @amun1040
      @amun1040 3 роки тому

      @FullmetalandtheFlame Yes, it was his decision to leave, he was offered a job in the white house. Really not a tv show, the real white house public relations' team.

  • @Sai4651
    @Sai4651 Рік тому +7

    5:52 - House's response always gets me 🤣
    He was ready to feed these cancer research mice to a cat.

  • @GRDwashere
    @GRDwashere 8 років тому +160

    'speculation makes a spec out of u and some guy named lation... which doesn't affect me at all' ...I'm sooo using that at work.

    • @ThatGuy_212
      @ThatGuy_212 5 років тому +4

      When you assume you make an ASS out of U and ME. Assume.

    • @observer698
      @observer698 4 роки тому +1

      @@ThatGuy_212 I think this was better than the speculation

    • @marcoliver7914
      @marcoliver7914 Рік тому

      7:00 "You see the problem with speculation is you make a spec out of you and some guy named lation, which really doesn't affect me at all"

  • @theeorangeofthyorangetree
    @theeorangeofthyorangetree 8 років тому +42

    3:52 oh my god his face suits my life...

  • @j.peterse8106
    @j.peterse8106 9 років тому +359

    people who don't know thirteen is a person are going to get do confused by this comment section

  • @ismok3dopelik3kidcudi
    @ismok3dopelik3kidcudi 7 років тому +81

    "In florida they said: Jesus is on my cheese sandwich."

  • @nasrinv
    @nasrinv 5 років тому +23

    Taub is so underrated and Olivia Wilde is a Goddess ❤️

  • @Duckaluckatape
    @Duckaluckatape 9 років тому +152

    I love thirteen

  • @serotonin9218
    @serotonin9218 4 роки тому +12

    “The struggle to resistance ones captures is never pointless. Vive la résistance!”
    😂

  • @saitamaonepuuunch6883
    @saitamaonepuuunch6883 4 роки тому +12

    That looks when she shows him how to inhaler works in priceless lmao! OMG i'm dying !!!
    03:50

  • @louff4tw746
    @louff4tw746 Рік тому +2

    “Holding things in can give you cancer”
    He predicted it

  • @falke_blade9341
    @falke_blade9341 5 років тому +24

    2:43 he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way love that quote from The untouchables by sean connery

  • @world.enterprises1225
    @world.enterprises1225 4 роки тому +5

    6:48 Tiny Wilson

  • @davidoncioiu3595
    @davidoncioiu3595 6 років тому +31

    6:37 Yes, please

  • @RedHall
    @RedHall 4 роки тому +8

    Woman: Do I look like an idiot?
    House: No. Would you show me how your inhaler works
    Woman uses her inhaler like perfume
    Me facepalms

  • @electronicsandroboticsclub750
    @electronicsandroboticsclub750 3 роки тому +4

    "If you're gonna kill me and rape me, please do it in that order" my sides hurt🤣

  • @evilmorty-tv1xs
    @evilmorty-tv1xs 6 років тому +11

    R.I.P Kutner

  • @picantchew2633
    @picantchew2633 7 років тому +16

    3:36-3:54 I've been searching that scene for soo longg

    • @wildcardedits
      @wildcardedits 5 років тому

      pi can't chew me too and army 💪 lmao

  • @gauravsherke4127
    @gauravsherke4127 8 місяців тому +1

    That comeback though 3:14😂😂
    His comeback

  • @tonycadenas7059
    @tonycadenas7059 5 років тому +12

    I love thirteen.❤️ she is one of the most beautiful Doctor's on the show.❤️ She's one of my favorite characters too.

    • @quoniam426
      @quoniam426 4 роки тому +3

      Not only beautiful but also witty enough to awnser a troll joke with another one without even giving a shit about what people might think of her.

    • @listrahtes
      @listrahtes 2 роки тому +2

      A stark contrast to the beauty prison doc in the last season which was basically a nice face with zero charisma.

  • @dxrebel
    @dxrebel Рік тому +1

    Love how 13 usually fires right back

  • @augusthawks6576
    @augusthawks6576 4 роки тому +5

    03:37 "Do I look like an idiot?" I laugh every time I see that. The one with the jelly cracks me up, too.

  • @gem_bob95
    @gem_bob95 Рік тому +4

    I can’t get over that inhaler woman! I’ve heard stories that actually happens 😂

  • @bigtub1101
    @bigtub1101 3 роки тому +2

    “She looks pretty good for someone on roofies”
    Brooooooo

  • @TrainHunter94YT
    @TrainHunter94YT Рік тому +3

    House: *turns stove on and gas hisses*
    House: "Huh."
    *BOOM*
    Edit: "Worst? Double death".
    Rumor has it 2 negatives equal 1 positive.

  • @TheKronos789
    @TheKronos789 4 роки тому +6

    You missed one good scene from The Social Contract where a patient couldn't stop himself from telling Cuddy how sexy he though she was.

  • @carlosconde6512
    @carlosconde6512 4 роки тому +3

    3:50 the look on his face says so much

  • @txominabel6353
    @txominabel6353 Рік тому +2

    I just went to my happy place
    We can not let house anywhere near this woman
    Kills me every time 😹😹😹😹

  • @Broski8137
    @Broski8137 2 роки тому +2

    2:10 Wow that line hurts

  • @hateefull1399
    @hateefull1399 5 років тому +6

    I love how House was like huh facing that he could almost die lmao

  • @investigate3_11
    @investigate3_11 9 років тому +29

    My feelings towards Thirteen are ambivalent.

  • @spikegilfer1997
    @spikegilfer1997 6 років тому +3

    6:43
    Foreman's fucking wink

  • @suhassubbanna
    @suhassubbanna 4 роки тому +7

    6:16, he looks like walmart version of Matt Damon

  • @yardbarr
    @yardbarr 9 років тому +335

    olivia wild is the most beautiful woman on earth mate.

    • @nightwolfjr.6184
      @nightwolfjr.6184 6 років тому +5

      Sold

    • @Scoreman7769
      @Scoreman7769 6 років тому +3

      I prefer what's her name from the prison during the last season

    •  5 років тому +2

      not without make up

    • @siemniak
      @siemniak 5 років тому +8

      @@Scoreman7769 Adams way hotter and Dominica too

    • @dylantruong897
      @dylantruong897 5 років тому

      @@siemniak yupp

  • @joempoem478
    @joempoem478 5 місяців тому +1

    "Bubbles"
    -"Is that your new stripper name?"
    "Yes."

  • @kiarialuna912
    @kiarialuna912 5 років тому +5

    My favorite was "Fight the Power"

  • @MegaChaos91
    @MegaChaos91 5 років тому +2

    It's honestly a shame that you stopped uploading House MD Funny Moments.
    I quite enjoyed watching them.

  • @kevinvillatoro6936
    @kevinvillatoro6936 3 роки тому +2

    We cannot let house anywhere near this woman

  • @BasicallyRANDOMYT
    @BasicallyRANDOMYT Рік тому +4

    2:13
    Oh my god.

  • @carolina.darling
    @carolina.darling 4 роки тому +6

    ‘was thinking about huge throbbing di...agnostic skills‘
    Laughed soooo hard

  • @yogeshlakshman8488
    @yogeshlakshman8488 Рік тому +2

    Say it “i am a middle aged Chinese women” 😂😂😂

  • @HerkulesRS
    @HerkulesRS 4 роки тому +2

    the Sean Connery imitation was spot on lol

  • @cheekers4445
    @cheekers4445 2 роки тому +1

    "why arent u taking vacation" and 13's look lol

  • @GMilkMan
    @GMilkMan 3 роки тому +3

    “Look Jesus is on my cheese sandwich”

  • @actionboy6934
    @actionboy6934 3 роки тому +2

    House: I kinda hit that last night so she's kinda all up in my jock.
    Thirteen: Wow, she looks good for someone on roofies.
    ROFL!

  • @julianbell5682
    @julianbell5682 7 місяців тому

    6:44 never caught that wink from Foreman before lol

  • @Crazy99923
    @Crazy99923 5 років тому +6

    House would be A Great Riddler

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 6 років тому +3

    Gas burner, sees the gas, huh
    The morge joke was my favorite

  • @colinbrown3170
    @colinbrown3170 4 роки тому +1

    13 is just cut throat bitch only with a disease and toub is a miniature penguin with snoopys personality and combined they produce a mass even foremen and Wilson feel compelled to scrutinize.

  • @shadowcude3944
    @shadowcude3944 Рік тому +2

    It's been 12 years and i still wonder if House has beaten the power

  • @inouskehashibira1045
    @inouskehashibira1045 5 років тому +8

    Fight the power! 🤣😂

  • @alfredonegrette6775
    @alfredonegrette6775 2 роки тому +1

    The look on they’re faces is fucking priceless

  • @jaidevnani2253
    @jaidevnani2253 6 років тому +2

    1:28 the co-executive producer is Leonard Dick. How fitting.

  • @galenmarek4117
    @galenmarek4117 11 місяців тому +1

    6:47 Bro I thought House was talking to a tiny Wilson

  • @captnorange8434
    @captnorange8434 4 роки тому +1

    4:00 Love that response

  • @senjikenkryomasa2361
    @senjikenkryomasa2361 4 роки тому +4

    There reaction to the actor coming back to life was the best part! Lol “sold”

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 4 роки тому +2

    3:00
    I forgot what planet I was as I was laughing so hard

  • @Archarrow520
    @Archarrow520 5 років тому +3

    6:35 SOLD

  • @lewimillionzYT
    @lewimillionzYT 4 роки тому +2

    Netflix needs to add this back

  • @thebookdoc.writing.and.editing
    @thebookdoc.writing.and.editing 2 роки тому

    I am admitting to excellence. It is really hard to pick the best moments. 1:42, the understated "hunh" before the apartment explodes. Delicious.

  • @laurapeter3857
    @laurapeter3857 Рік тому +1

    6:33 always makes me 😂

  • @theminorgent
    @theminorgent 2 роки тому +2

    Did they actually build in the broken finger joke?

  • @jaysanxx
    @jaysanxx 5 років тому +1

    I love all of your compilations! What about the rest of the house md seasons? Please do those too!

  • @TheNightshotBR
    @TheNightshotBR 4 роки тому

    2:42 That Sean Connery impression always cracks me up. =)

  • @kmckaspermoviecorp.2149
    @kmckaspermoviecorp.2149 6 років тому +6

    Imagine House and series 8 12th Doctor meet.

    • @whofuckingusesthese
      @whofuckingusesthese 5 років тому

      Then the line "Oh, you've redecorated, I don't like it" would quickly be forgotten as House roasts the shit out of TARDIS while Capaldi roasts the shit out of House.
      *D A M N.*

  • @MCPunk55
    @MCPunk55 7 місяців тому

    The inhaller one tears me apart...

  • @kaziknybosman4739
    @kaziknybosman4739 2 роки тому

    "You never learned this at home- none of us." K Bosman.

  • @tortolini47
    @tortolini47 7 років тому +10

    2:12 oefff... touche...

  • @danilo.castelli
    @danilo.castelli 3 роки тому

    That delivery of "I'm a middle age chinese woman" is golden.

  • @loriwalters1437
    @loriwalters1437 Рік тому +1

    Show me how your inhaler works 😂😂😂

  • @mr-rz1sj
    @mr-rz1sj 5 років тому +5

    that bond line turned out pretty dark afterwards huh?

  • @Darjaboo
    @Darjaboo 6 років тому +3

    @3:35 is the best one

  • @tokuchitou9193
    @tokuchitou9193 5 років тому +2

    6:42 sold

  • @jackwetwood2628
    @jackwetwood2628 5 років тому +1

    6:47 looks like house talking to a mini wilson