The Most Chaotic Patient Duty Moments | House M.D.

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  • @GeorgeKizzle93
    @GeorgeKizzle93 5 років тому +18374

    "Do I look like an idiot?" Is the riskiest question to ask this man.

    • @daveed2702
      @daveed2702 5 років тому +525

      Pretty sure when she saw her use the inhaler like that, he probably roasted the life outta her which is why she left saying,”jerk”

    • @Geniusignotus
      @Geniusignotus 4 роки тому +105

      @@daveed2702 Brilliant, Holmes

    • @Andrew-ls5ks
      @Andrew-ls5ks 4 роки тому +12

      Yup

    • @MrMr-ed2rg
      @MrMr-ed2rg 4 роки тому +21

      I would of said you look as smart as Jill from jack and Jill by Adam sandler

    • @cygnustsp
      @cygnustsp 4 роки тому +19

      I don't laugh out loud very often but that one did the trick

  • @FizzyFizze
    @FizzyFizze 4 роки тому +13876

    That little smirk when he saw the lady use her inhaler incorrectly. He knew he was going to have fun with this one

    • @toasterbath6997
      @toasterbath6997 3 роки тому +68

      Yupp

    • @emilydunnam1314
      @emilydunnam1314 2 роки тому +151

      Oh come on I have asthma and I know how to use an inhaler correctly

    • @indigothecat
      @indigothecat 2 роки тому +235

      One of my favorite scenes in the whole series honestly. I burst out laughing the first time I saw it. Was not expecting the perfume application.

    • @dmanlip
      @dmanlip 2 роки тому +66

      the man was handed a gift.

    • @Rockneda
      @Rockneda 2 роки тому +36

      🤣🤣🤣 using it like Perfume

  • @Timeward76
    @Timeward76 4 роки тому +21096

    House's reaction to the self-circumcision is one of his few genuine shock reactions in the show

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 4 роки тому +1456

      Can't blame him, that's definitely one of the dumbest things ever

    • @ezg8448
      @ezg8448 4 роки тому +684

      @@lizanna6390 - Keep on living and let the human race surprise you.

    • @EhCanadianGamer
      @EhCanadianGamer 4 роки тому +529

      I mean. It wasn’t that surprising for him to react like that. I have no problem with visible gore but relating to genitalia? Yeah that’s more likely to shock me.

    • @jadedaugherty6119
      @jadedaugherty6119 4 роки тому +297

      Not gonna lie, it's that exact expression in the thumb nail that made my click this video 😂

    • @IAmADragonHearMeRoar
      @IAmADragonHearMeRoar 4 роки тому +70

      I’m not surprised that someone would be stupid enough to try and circumcise themselves, but I am incredibly disappointed.

  • @diamondwhite3908
    @diamondwhite3908 2 роки тому +4536

    “You don’t like to swallow. Not surprised” I haven’t watched in a while but that one caught me off guard. These writers were in beast mode with this show

    • @Some_One_One
      @Some_One_One 2 роки тому +62

      I caught that too and immediately came to the comments searching for a reaction to that part.

    • @vladimirhorowitz
      @vladimirhorowitz 2 роки тому +109

      I know, and they wouldn't be allowed to make half these jokes today unfortunately. Especially the one about the "smartest chopstick in the drawer."

    • @keithstone8693
      @keithstone8693 2 роки тому +4

      @@Some_One_One Same lmao

    • @DarikZoster
      @DarikZoster 2 роки тому +3

      Can you explain?

    • @allenharper2928
      @allenharper2928 Рік тому +7

      @RAGAN How so? Censorship advocate?

  • @Tony-hv8wz
    @Tony-hv8wz 3 роки тому +9300

    I love House's reaction when the guy drops his pants. I believe that's like the only time he actually reacted in a frightened way about anything he saw.

    • @toasterbath6997
      @toasterbath6997 3 роки тому +63

      Lmao

    • @wickedwitchoftheeast88
      @wickedwitchoftheeast88 3 роки тому +482

      Lets be honest who wouldn't freak out seeing a DIY circumcision done with boxcutters? I'm a woman and that freaked me out so god only knows what a guy must think when confronted with that sight!! 😱😱🙈🙈🤣🤣

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 3 роки тому +45

      It makes me wonder if that was actually his first time seeing it?

    • @StealthMode3924
      @StealthMode3924 2 роки тому +173

      @@shioriryukaze I think he was also wondering how the man wasn’t on the floor in pain, with his eyes squeezed shut and clutching his junk. Sounds excruciating.
      Before anyone gets triggered by my comment and jumps down my throat to say “It’s just a TV show.” I am commenting on the storyline of a man who did a DIY circumcision.

    • @Brittaney1300
      @Brittaney1300 2 роки тому +62

      You should see the episode where the paitwnt was declared deceased but during an autopsy woke up. House and Forman was shocked and scared as heck.

  • @L3SSTH4NL33T
    @L3SSTH4NL33T 5 років тому +16438

    Patient: "Do I look like an idiot?"
    House: visible restraint

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 5 років тому +92

      well not everyone can handle a zipper

    • @JDMatthias
      @JDMatthias 5 років тому +2

      newman!

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 5 років тому +8

      @@JDMatthias a new man are you sure it wasn't a new woman you can go either way depending on how much damage was done and they don't show or say house could have been meaning a new woman you never know he might have been messing with the patient he does tend to do that a lot through out the series 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zacharyzerbe228
      @zacharyzerbe228 5 років тому +22

      I work as an emt the stupid is real

    • @mrspicolli
      @mrspicolli 4 роки тому +19

      He didn’t show restraint. He showed obvious ridicule and amusement. That’s the joke

  • @leslyfallen9833
    @leslyfallen9833 6 років тому +23860

    The lady using the inhaler like a perfume gets me every time XD

    • @maggoteater2290
      @maggoteater2290 6 років тому +439

      Lesly Cantu do i look stupid ?

    • @I_am16
      @I_am16 6 років тому +280

      That shit was hilarious..Got me weak at the knees xD

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 6 років тому +144

      I bet the clinic didn't explain how to use it as like a joke

    • @brendanbarry4802
      @brendanbarry4802 5 років тому +225

      I nearly had an asthma attack from laughing at her!

    • @mikemesser4326
      @mikemesser4326 5 років тому +102

      I nearly passed out laughing at her. I wonder what that says about MY health... Oh well, at least I have a healthy sense of humor.

  • @nl5828
    @nl5828 3 роки тому +2989

    Patient to House: "Jerk"
    Cuddy: "What was that all about?"
    House: "Jamaican chicken recipes"
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @iriegomez9711
      @iriegomez9711 3 роки тому +27

      I had to watch that part acouple times over it was so funny 😭

    • @quebrandomitos5910
      @quebrandomitos5910 3 роки тому +11

      Didn’t get it

    • @frozenvolf4327
      @frozenvolf4327 3 роки тому +48

      @@quebrandomitos5910 Because Chicken can made into Jerky, not just Beef.

    • @meatbot.404
      @meatbot.404 3 роки тому +119

      @@frozenvolf4327 think it’s actually referring to “jerk chicken”, a Jamaican dish

    • @leafruns7672
      @leafruns7672 3 роки тому +12

      Just had to let you know, that flew right over my head till you pointed out it was, in fact, all the same joke. Thanks, you made me laugh harder

  • @SirUntouchable
    @SirUntouchable 5 років тому +11053

    I love how they don't even show House insulting the lady with the inhaler. Just the aftermath. You just know it's a roast marathon waiting to happen.

    • @giantrobby5050
      @giantrobby5050 4 роки тому +484

      That three seconds between her showing him and the scene cut gave me all the relief I needed

    • @vimtocat1741
      @vimtocat1741 4 роки тому +307

      his smile said it all I kinda wish we saw what he said

    • @AlinaTowers
      @AlinaTowers 4 роки тому +122

      Insults would have been anticlimactic.

    • @resurrectionist1
      @resurrectionist1 4 роки тому +188

      I think he just laughed his ass off. I couldn't keep a straight face when she sprayed her inhaler

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 4 роки тому +88

      The obvious reply "well now you do". She did ask if she looked like an idiot.

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 4 роки тому +5502

    House has seen a man's eyeball spontaneously explode.
    He was absolutely horrified at the guy's self-circumcision.

    • @elladiangelo1277
      @elladiangelo1277 3 роки тому +231

      Well to be fair that was a fever dream, and I'm pretty sure it wasnt him that saw it but maybe chase?

    • @linkswords10
      @linkswords10 3 роки тому +102

      @@elladiangelo1277 i remember seeing that on tv as a kid and it traumatized me lmfao I wish I knew it was a fever dream I thought it was a real thing that could happen lmaoo

    • @detectivesnickers6176
      @detectivesnickers6176 3 роки тому +31

      I think it was actually Chase and Foreman that saw the dudes eye pop out

    • @mac1991seth
      @mac1991seth 3 роки тому +36

      @@detectivesnickers6176 It was House's fever dream so I guess he probably saw it happen 'godlike' narrator style. You know. Like a pair of eyes watching over the room.

    • @toasterbath6997
      @toasterbath6997 3 роки тому

      Ikr

  • @scottmatheson3346
    @scottmatheson3346 4 роки тому +5309

    "I got some boxcutters, and, um ..."
    Words you never want to hear.

    • @stetsonherrick8090
      @stetsonherrick8090 4 роки тому +76

      Given the context, it's a real good contender.
      That said, I might dare to say "Ben has control of Alien X." is still the top spot.

    • @alexsm3882
      @alexsm3882 4 роки тому +35

      Gus Fring in therapy

    • @thefalcon534
      @thefalcon534 4 роки тому +23

      @@stetsonherrick8090 this comment is underrated. i dont want ben being omnipotent.

    • @crackwitz
      @crackwitz 4 роки тому +12

      emergency rooms hear that phrase regularly. oh the giddy anticipation of what follows the phrase...

    • @abdulqadirsyed7828
      @abdulqadirsyed7828 3 роки тому +3

      So the guys who hijacked the plane on 911 2001 were going to circumcise the pilots 🤣

  • @Jayli0
    @Jayli0 3 роки тому +2083

    I’ve always loved when patients think they can withhold information and House deciphers them like a 1st grade puzzle.

    • @dethray1000
      @dethray1000 2 роки тому +8

      its a tv show,not real--the writers and actors make it happen

    • @persona3rulez
      @persona3rulez Рік тому +51

      @@dethray1000 you don't say

    • @doctornsilver3882
      @doctornsilver3882 Рік тому +28

      @@dethray1000 nooo. really? who knew? I thought it was real!

    • @LCFNTF
      @LCFNTF Рік тому +12

      ​@@dethray1000 dang, I never knew!

    • @nerfblaster-pe3oo
      @nerfblaster-pe3oo Рік тому +4

      @@dethray1000 r/wooosh

  • @magnusm4
    @magnusm4 4 роки тому +3481

    Love how he's the Sherlock Holmes of medicine. Deduces people from subtle clues on observation.

    • @toasterbath6997
      @toasterbath6997 3 роки тому +5

      Agreed :)

    • @51stcenturygirl
      @51stcenturygirl 3 роки тому +78

      Well, since Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes was based on the real doctor he knew, it just goes full circle 😎

    • @catsandalcohol99
      @catsandalcohol99 2 роки тому +57

      Holmes = House. Did it on purpose

    • @MattPuxty
      @MattPuxty 2 роки тому +43

      + his assistant James Wilson (John Watson)

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood 2 роки тому +27

      @@MattPuxty + the address they share, I believe it is a nod to 221B baker street.

  • @lawrencem6945
    @lawrencem6945 5 років тому +5757

    Bleeding crotch
    “Well it’s not lupus”

    • @magno172
      @magno172 5 років тому +121

      @Nate Macrae Except that one time it was lupus.

    • @bunniesanchez4965
      @bunniesanchez4965 5 років тому +8

      I don't get it

    • @magno172
      @magno172 5 років тому +27

      @@bunniesanchez4965 as long as you are aware that it's not lupus, you don't need to get it.
      any other concerns, go ask google for help.

    • @lhaviland8602
      @lhaviland8602 5 років тому +4

      But what if it is tho?

    • @bunniesanchez4965
      @bunniesanchez4965 4 роки тому +4

      @@magno172 jerk

  • @lionguy4107
    @lionguy4107 5 років тому +7971

    "I'm gonna... get a plastic surgeon. Get the twinkie back in the wrapper."
    laughing hysterically at this

    • @jkblohm9899
      @jkblohm9899 5 років тому +194

      House’s sheer shock is something rarely seen on this show.

    • @A9Shows
      @A9Shows 4 роки тому +11

      @MrWereverforever Must be a follower of Dwight Kurt Shrute

    • @paulcolburn3855
      @paulcolburn3855 4 роки тому +37

      Just like Abraham did it

    • @AnAmerican846
      @AnAmerican846 4 роки тому +44

      I loved how he gave $50 to anyone willing to leave, including an older dude who could have tuberculosis.

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 4 роки тому +17

      @MrWereverforever How he didn't pass out of sheer pain in the groin is still beyond me. Most of us want to die when we get kicked in the nuts, let alone making ourselves cuts in the dick...

  • @darthnovii
    @darthnovii 2 роки тому +2937

    As a cat owner and lover, I died laughing at the bag and river joke.

    • @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil
      @notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil 2 роки тому +51

      I didn’t get it until this comment lol

    • @shintaroozaro153
      @shintaroozaro153 2 роки тому +16

      Ahhh so thats what that means! Hahaha i know someone did that thing

    • @shintaroozaro153
      @shintaroozaro153 2 роки тому +5

      @@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil same

    • @mcwane1360
      @mcwane1360 2 роки тому +13

      Long time ago ,,Red Skelton said a joke ,, similar..
      His brother taught him to swim..
      The hard part was getting out of the burlap bag..!!

    • @johnbenfield2762
      @johnbenfield2762 2 роки тому +2

      GreT lol by

  • @Liversnap15
    @Liversnap15 5 років тому +6286

    “This is Vicodin, it’s mine, no you can’t have any it’s mine”

    • @marlonrando9272
      @marlonrando9272 5 років тому +42

      Liv Sander well you butchered the quote.

    • @EhCanadianGamer
      @EhCanadianGamer 5 років тому +4

      Would say the same thing. Same with cigarettes.

    • @reiddylans8895
      @reiddylans8895 5 років тому +4

      That line wouldn't go over well for me at the family gatherings. Share or say you're out.

    • @mztweety1374
      @mztweety1374 5 років тому +1

      I feel the same way about my Norco I don't use nearly as much though

    • @DemonsRun87
      @DemonsRun87 5 років тому

      Which episode is that line from?

  • @facelesss9921
    @facelesss9921 5 років тому +7889

    "you don't like to swallow, not surprised." house got no chills 😹😹

    • @kara_thewolf7518
      @kara_thewolf7518 5 років тому +25

      Faceless S99 now I get it.

    • @kara_thewolf7518
      @kara_thewolf7518 5 років тому +153

      Eric Miret it’s an adult joke. What she doesn’t swallow is a liquid in make and female genitalia, it’s opaque and starts with the letter S.

    • @facelesss9921
      @facelesss9921 5 років тому +86

      @@kara_thewolf7518 you went all in. 🖐😹😹

    • @TH3L3G3ND
      @TH3L3G3ND 4 роки тому +11

      Kara theWolf2 semen?

    • @MayurKoitiya
      @MayurKoitiya 4 роки тому +31

      @Uncle Crispy 😂😂 nope orange juice

  • @roxypoxymoxy2324
    @roxypoxymoxy2324 4 роки тому +4549

    When that asthma lady demonstrated the inhaler I could hear House saying "Not an idiot at all"
    😂😂

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 4 роки тому +48

      I imagined him saying "well now you do".

    • @ricksaburai
      @ricksaburai 3 роки тому +62

      "You might not look like an idiot, but then again I don't look like a doctor"

    • @toasterbath6997
      @toasterbath6997 3 роки тому +4

      Lmaoo

    • @jim2245
      @jim2245 3 роки тому +11

      also doubles as Armani perfume

    • @Blu_Brain0085
      @Blu_Brain0085 3 роки тому +15

      Being a lifelong asthma patient, I'd feel compelled to do my own line of insults as well.

  • @InsanityVirus
    @InsanityVirus 2 роки тому +616

    7:19 that smile 😆 I think he genuinely loved that someone was that stupid, just so he could go ALL out

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Рік тому +13

      you gotta love that about this world people that are that silly wondering why the meds don't work when used incorrectly🤣

    • @jefftraboulsy8631
      @jefftraboulsy8631 Рік тому +1

      To be fair, that lady is NEXT LEVEL STUPID. I refuse to believe anyone that idiotic actually exists.

  • @homahashime9137
    @homahashime9137 6 років тому +4699

    You know when you're honest to House he's actually really nice to you.

    • @rambo8863
      @rambo8863 6 років тому +22

      Homa Hashime House finger and stomp in bag, Saw Them off 10 minuts ago, can you fix it?

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 6 років тому +351

      Except he assumes you're never honest.

    • @ckeekyzekey
      @ckeekyzekey 6 років тому +86

      Yeah. I was surprised that he smiled at the inhaler lady like that. I thought he hated ignorance. I guess it was innocence in this case. I think he hates stupidity more than anything. Knowing what you're doing is wrong and still doing it as opposed to doing something wrong and not knowing what's wrong with it.

    • @netsuad
      @netsuad 6 років тому +123

      @@ckeekyzekey House didnt smile because the lady wasnt lying to him, he smiled because she just proved to him shes an idiot, giving him an excuse say some probably very blunt things to her about how to use that inhaler.

    • @MsValiG
      @MsValiG 5 років тому +37

      @@ckeekyzekey she called him a jerk..I guarantee he thought she is stupid and let her know it

  • @aarongamingmontages9206
    @aarongamingmontages9206 4 роки тому +8249

    Old lady: (In Chinese) "The cough medicine i took did not help "
    Teen girl: "She wants birth control pills"

    • @pepijn23
      @pepijn23 4 роки тому +601

      AaronGamingMontages I officialy diagnose her daughter with SAC. Stupid American Child.

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue 4 роки тому +947

      Later on they come back in the same episode and he gets annoyed, so he talks to the lady in chinese, which he understands, telling her the daughter is pregnant.

    • @danner253
      @danner253 4 роки тому +41

      Ouch

    • @Dirkoin
      @Dirkoin 4 роки тому +183

      @@Shenduefun fact, the language spoken is not actually called chinese, its called Mandarin

    • @tuquoque7322
      @tuquoque7322 4 роки тому +422

      @@Dirkoin Mandarin is referred to as Standard Chinese or just Chinese and it's the most common *dialect* of Chinese/Sinitic (Chinese is a language but Mandarin, Jin, Hakka, Yue and et cetera are dialects).

  • @noorussabah9179
    @noorussabah9179 4 роки тому +5239

    The inhaler lady has me losing my shit.
    My cousin has this nanny we are all super close to and she has asthma as well. It developed recently. And we got her the inhaler and sent her off for her holidays. When she came back, she said the inhaler didn't work for her and she threw it away. We did exactly what House and asked her to show us how she used it and you know what she did? Press the damn pump without taking off the damn cap. 🤧

    • @socobun
      @socobun 4 роки тому +117

      dis made my day 100% better

    • @DrTel
      @DrTel 4 роки тому +143

      i did the same thing, only difference i was 8 years old, and never saw an inhaler before

    • @smokinggun8418
      @smokinggun8418 4 роки тому +64

      Nanny. Who watches for a child. And acts that stupid. Don't you afraid?

    • @cezann1990
      @cezann1990 4 роки тому +18

      I'm screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @classicaldeb
      @classicaldeb 4 роки тому +9

      Hahahahahahaha!

  • @mira12825
    @mira12825 2 роки тому +387

    I love how House gives the last guy the medicine knowing full well he's covered if the guy is stupid enough to take them since the patient didn't mention he had diabetes once, so it's not logged in the files.

    • @dark_rit
      @dark_rit Рік тому +27

      If that guy picked up the drugs after being told they could kill him I think he deserves the darwin award for being monumentally stupid.

    • @jeanshortswag
      @jeanshortswag Рік тому +18

      ​@@dark_ritI think that was the goal for House. Contributing to natural selection 😂

  • @jeffbezos1639
    @jeffbezos1639 4 роки тому +882

    House grabbing the third glove will always be hilarious

    • @nameisnotimportant6219
      @nameisnotimportant6219 2 роки тому +7

      Why did he get a third one?

    • @darkrain2493
      @darkrain2493 2 роки тому +72

      @@nameisnotimportant6219 He had a handful of patients tested with STD. At this point he was starting to get worried he will get himself infected just by how many he had to test or because he had to check an old lady which he got grossed out.

    • @BraimosAI
      @BraimosAI 2 роки тому +7

      @@nameisnotimportant6219 For good luck

    • @everythingfamily5683
      @everythingfamily5683 2 роки тому +6

      I was waiting on him to grab a 4th. House was gloving up big time!!

    • @genxx2724
      @genxx2724 Рік тому

      He was going to use it as a condom.

  • @Elthenar
    @Elthenar 5 років тому +1673

    3:39 That's probably the only time House ever reacted with genuine shock and horror. I can only imagine what that guy did to his junk.

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle 5 років тому +140

      And he's so disturbed afterwards. He literally can't wait to get out of there.

    • @cebruthius
      @cebruthius 5 років тому +19

      @@GamerGrovyle Google for "penile degloving"

    • @starwarfan8342
      @starwarfan8342 5 років тому +130

      @@cebruthius I will not.

    • @MilesLougheed
      @MilesLougheed 5 років тому +83

      @@cebruthius I know what each of those words are. Putting them together in the manner you just did should come with a warning.

    • @phoenix20401
      @phoenix20401 5 років тому +30

      home job circumcision, couldnt pay me to go near my bits with a box cutter!

  • @geniusfollower
    @geniusfollower 6 років тому +2638

    "Baby elephant is actually a good answer. B is a "bear" of a letter."
    God, I miss this show.

    • @danterik9781
      @danterik9781 5 років тому +69

      Bee is a bear of a letter*

    • @cyphaborg6598
      @cyphaborg6598 5 років тому +1

      @@danterik9781 House would remind you he said animals lol

    • @Xeno455
      @Xeno455 5 років тому +30

      @@cyphaborg6598 Bees are animals.

    • @NicoUnken
      @NicoUnken 5 років тому +48

      Not gonna lie, I actually struggled to think of an animal, too.
      It's not a medical problem though, I'm just stupid.

    • @buneter
      @buneter 5 років тому +5

      Gamer Raichu immediately I thought of beaver, bear, And then barracuda. I guess my mind is weird

  • @InkAndPoet
    @InkAndPoet Рік тому +103

    6:14 I love how the father was quick to tell his kid something like "let's take the money and get some Dayquil."

  • @RetirededKat
    @RetirededKat 5 років тому +3467

    "Ugh! Steroids? Isn't there something else you can give me?"
    "Well, if you live by the river, I've got a bag..."

    • @scaredface347
      @scaredface347 5 років тому +36

      I don't get it

    • @RetirededKat
      @RetirededKat 5 років тому +228

      @@scaredface347 What do you think would happen if you put a cat in a bag, then threw the bag in a river?

    • @free2saywhatever
      @free2saywhatever 5 років тому +286

      He gave her two options to control her allergies. She said she didn’t like taking pills or steroids so she asked if there was anything else she could do to control her allergies. He offered her a bag if she lived by the river - as in the only other way to control her allergies was to get rid of the cat.

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 5 років тому +41

      *gives lady some shaving cream and a razor*

    • @mrsgamer9218
      @mrsgamer9218 5 років тому +28

      @@silverblade357 you do know not everyone is allergic to cat hair? some are sllergic to their saliva, skin flakes etc.
      so the cream and razor might not help

  • @flipflopsandcarswaps1237
    @flipflopsandcarswaps1237 6 років тому +8344

    "You don't like to swallow, not surprised."

    • @amandalopez666
      @amandalopez666 6 років тому +13

      Lance Vargas. U8

    • @karolinabobrik2633
      @karolinabobrik2633 6 років тому +139

      Just to confirm...was that a 100percebt a dirty joke?
      Have been wondering about this for ages. I mean,it’s savage even for House

    • @IMVUDressUp
      @IMVUDressUp 6 років тому +54

      Karolina Bobrik yea it is

    • @karolinabobrik2633
      @karolinabobrik2633 6 років тому +15

      IMVU Dress Up god damn ...

    • @jagr06
      @jagr06 6 років тому +59

      Yes Greg House is known to throw in some insulting subtle innuendos every now and then lol

  • @gregorythomas333
    @gregorythomas333 5 років тому +5130

    "You don't like to swallow...not surprised"
    "Get the Twinkee back in the wrapper"
    "Not the sharpest chopstick in the drawer"

    • @cemreefe
      @cemreefe 5 років тому +20

      哪里哪里

    • @shrekcucumber4115
      @shrekcucumber4115 5 років тому +56

      B is a bearable letter

    • @rocks.and.soup.
      @rocks.and.soup. 5 років тому +21

      Lol house is on a roll

    • @darrelljacobjr2120
      @darrelljacobjr2120 5 років тому +53

      I was waiting for him to rattle off something in Mandarin to the mother and Really shock the daughter...lol.

    • @alec-lewiswang5213
      @alec-lewiswang5213 5 років тому +10

      "You two have a fun weekend"

  • @lovepeace5845
    @lovepeace5845 2 роки тому +254

    Oh I love that ending. ‘If you lied to me and take the medication you’ll die.’ 😂House gets people to think pretty hard about simple issues, just be honest for a better life!

  • @sophiehoskins5642
    @sophiehoskins5642 4 роки тому +5920

    “Name an animal that begins with B”
    “Baby elephant”
    “Don’t worry, B is a BEAR of a letter”

    • @MrMr-ed2rg
      @MrMr-ed2rg 4 роки тому +217

      I BEARly understood that joke

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +79

      Bee?

    • @clo6178
      @clo6178 4 роки тому +113

      I mean the only one I could think of was baboon and litterally nothing else

    • @Loosehead
      @Loosehead 4 роки тому +37

      The Bollock-Brained Badger. Obvious.

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 4 роки тому +57

      Baboon would have been a good one. Also badger, bandicoot, barracuda, bat, beaver. I'm sure I'm forgetting some.

  • @diegoserrato4016
    @diegoserrato4016 4 роки тому +2517

    *"Not the sharpest chopstick in the drawer, is she?"*

    • @Kiwicat14
      @Kiwicat14 4 роки тому +107

      The best part about this one is that the "na li na li" phrase she says after is used when responding to a compliment, usually to deflect a compliment so as to appear humble.

    • @Yugiohfans11
      @Yugiohfans11 4 роки тому +44

      I love how the mom is smiling and laughing.

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 4 роки тому +23

      This was an episode I must have missed...cos for some reason I was expecting house to break out the foreign language and speak fluently with the mum...all while the daughter goes deathly pale...

    • @juanbuniva9841
      @juanbuniva9841 4 роки тому +3

      @@trayolphia5756 Me too man

    • @greypilgrim228
      @greypilgrim228 3 роки тому +19

      @@trayolphia5756 it's the same episode, the scene you're thinking of is later on when the two come back for a repeat prescription.

  • @Billy_Herrington1969
    @Billy_Herrington1969 4 роки тому +3451

    Grandpa: 'bout to die from tuberculosis
    House: 50$ to anyone who leaves right now
    Grandpa: It's free real estate

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 роки тому +47

      just use some box cutters you'll be fine

    • @thomaspurdy44
      @thomaspurdy44 3 роки тому +35

      Grandpa: *shrugs* Guess I’ll die

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 роки тому +4

      @@thomaspurdy44 you do that grandpa

    • @Ozzie143
      @Ozzie143 3 роки тому

      I wish house was real he could have saved billy… somehow.

    • @4sythdude549
      @4sythdude549 2 роки тому +7

      $50 dollars is a lot in 1899
      Dutch could use that money so that he can make a plan!
      Then Arthur and the gang can go to Tahiti!

  • @johnw8984
    @johnw8984 2 роки тому +80

    "You don't swallow? I could have guessed." the best line house has ever delivered

  • @LockedIn_Tra
    @LockedIn_Tra 5 років тому +3364

    Woman: “Jerk”
    Cuddy: “What was that all about?”
    House: “ Jamaican chicken recipe”
    😂😂😂

    • @karthikrox6310
      @karthikrox6310 5 років тому +18

      I love how witty he is, also likes at 420 xD

    • @rysmith9433
      @rysmith9433 5 років тому +2

      Sure Plausible Deniability

    • @acay5722
      @acay5722 5 років тому +13

      He said "Jamaican" instead of "She makin" ???? BRRRUHHHHHHH

    • @maplelu9514
      @maplelu9514 5 років тому +47

      He’s said that because Jamaicans have a chicken called Jerk Chicken 🐓

    • @erikad5823
      @erikad5823 5 років тому +1

      @@karthikrox6310 right he is funny. I really love watching this show wish their were real doctors like him .lol

  • @t33nspirit3d
    @t33nspirit3d 5 років тому +1521

    Guy: *pulls pants down*
    House:
    *terrified*

    • @jascrandom9855
      @jascrandom9855 5 років тому +99

      As far as i remember, that is the only time that House was visibly horrified.

    • @MrMr-ed2rg
      @MrMr-ed2rg 4 роки тому +70

      House has seen dead body's and insides of people and didn't flinch
      That's got to be serious
      Or the horror of seeing another dudes dick being chopped off scared him

    • @AnAmerican846
      @AnAmerican846 4 роки тому +7

      It was like it was cut clean off.

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 4 роки тому +23

      @@AnAmerican846 Not clean off I bet. A box cutter plus pain and blood probably results in whatever a half attached, partially dried up, dangling bit of sadness would look like.

    • @ijustwatchsomeyoutube2186
      @ijustwatchsomeyoutube2186 4 роки тому +5

      Randall Park did that scene perfectly.

  • @musical_mindshyunnie
    @musical_mindshyunnie 5 років тому +3443

    “50$ anyone?”
    Me sick but poor takes it comes back next day

    • @cearfarseer9725
      @cearfarseer9725 5 років тому +8

      Sanders 2020. Lol.

    • @mrbow50001
      @mrbow50001 5 років тому +62

      That actually happened in an episode, House made them give the money back

    • @syncringe1885
      @syncringe1885 5 років тому +4

      My cousin... Uses it as his copay the next day

    • @shutbadge663
      @shutbadge663 5 років тому +15

      It's $50. The $ before the number.
      Pet peeve sorry.

    • @syncringe1885
      @syncringe1885 5 років тому +12

      @@shutbadge663 400$ would probably change your mind.

  • @about47t-rexes12
    @about47t-rexes12 Рік тому +81

    The clinic duty segments are always my favorite, was a shame they became less common as the show went on

  • @anxiety_ridden_teen3249
    @anxiety_ridden_teen3249 5 років тому +1672

    "Sore throat?"
    *paitent pulls magazine away to show blood at his croth area*
    "Well its not lupus"

    • @cadanicade8739
      @cadanicade8739 5 років тому +2

      ASRGGHKJK

    • @swisschris6480
      @swisschris6480 5 років тому +20

      Its never Lupus

    • @Hexanitrobenzene
      @Hexanitrobenzene 4 роки тому +2

      Went over my head... Could you explain ?

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar 4 роки тому +9

      @@Hexanitrobenzene It's a running joke that half of his diagnosis will inevitably suggest lupus, and since it never is, there the phrase "it's not lupus", except for that one time it actually was lupus...

  • @firelion7749
    @firelion7749 5 років тому +2011

    2:50 house: “say as many animals as you can that begin with the letter B, go”
    Me: *2 seconds later* *”Banana”*

    • @free2saywhatever
      @free2saywhatever 5 років тому +57

      Fire lion all I could think of is Bermuda shark. I’m in med school. 😑

    • @OAKALLY
      @OAKALLY 5 років тому +40

      Does bee count?

    • @firelion7749
      @firelion7749 5 років тому +10

      OAKALLY 1401 maybe, it’s an insect tho

    • @donsolos
      @donsolos 5 років тому +12

      I went bee.... ughh... bat! then ummm... banana! Lmao

    • @takuma7812
      @takuma7812 5 років тому +54

      @@firelion7749 Insects are animals. Its just a word we use to narrow down what type of animal it is. Just like mammals, fish, and birds are different types of animals.

  • @calaie9112
    @calaie9112 5 років тому +5264

    I have Asthma. Seeing that lady spray her inhaler on her neck made me laugh. xD

    • @gbtm_reyhana7538
      @gbtm_reyhana7538 5 років тому +15

      Sameee 😂😂😂😂

    • @cooperknueven346
      @cooperknueven346 5 років тому +94

      It hurt me cuz I know how expensive those are.

    • @earnestwilliams2049
      @earnestwilliams2049 5 років тому +56

      If memory serves inhalers have instructions on them

    • @evilpunko-d2f
      @evilpunko-d2f 5 років тому +3

      spreading diseases from florida to cali

    • @DTux5249
      @DTux5249 5 років тому +9

      It made me cringe

  • @Gabu_
    @Gabu_ Рік тому +17

    One of my favorite House gags is how they play the Metroid teleport footage as if it was a game over.

  • @l0kaltpsykf4ll34
    @l0kaltpsykf4ll34 4 роки тому +1377

    house: why dont you show me how your inhaler works
    lady: uses it as a perfume bottle
    house: *visible frustration*

    • @brucedavis1803
      @brucedavis1803 4 роки тому +12

      Get out of my clinic!

    • @rooftopvoter3015
      @rooftopvoter3015 3 роки тому +12

      house: why don't you show me how your inhaler works
      lady: uses it as a perfume bottle
      house: visible frustration
      House does mental ''facepalm.''

    • @charadreemurr874
      @charadreemurr874 3 роки тому +7

      House: internal screaming

    • @Loken-dj7zw
      @Loken-dj7zw 3 роки тому +1

      Specially after "do you think I'm an idiot?" LOL

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 3 роки тому +3

      I paused the video. I've lived on this earth....a while.....there are moments of stupidity my face is like😶😶😶😐😐

  • @Ssylphie
    @Ssylphie 6 років тому +1842

    “Sore throat?”
    ...
    “Well it’s not Lupus.”
    GOD DAMMIT IT ISN’T LUPUS EVERYONE OFF THE LUPUS TRAIN.

    • @madhatter9995
      @madhatter9995 6 років тому +5

      Well that's what all the doctors told me... before they actually tested my ANA's.. yep they're sorry it's actually Lupus

    • @shrineguard2778
      @shrineguard2778 6 років тому +4

      That magician guy was a Lupus patient

    • @foljs5858
      @foljs5858 6 років тому +2

      Actually it was lupus on an episode

    • @chupetaparamahboy
      @chupetaparamahboy 6 років тому +1

      it's ligma

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 6 років тому +1

      It's never lupus. :D

  • @justkeepscrolling296
    @justkeepscrolling296 4 роки тому +632

    "baby elephant is actually a good awnser B is a *bear* of a letter"
    i cant breath

    • @gracieamazing2076
      @gracieamazing2076 3 роки тому +29

      'Bee 🐝 is a bear 🐻 of an answer.'

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 роки тому +4

      Bee*

    • @xbigdangofamileyx
      @xbigdangofamileyx 3 роки тому +22

      bruh i struggled to think of something too omg

    • @deepsleep7822
      @deepsleep7822 3 роки тому +3

      All I could think of was bull and buffalo.

    • @DonMofet
      @DonMofet 2 роки тому +1

      @@deepsleep7822 i got beaver

  • @brey1720
    @brey1720 2 роки тому +142

    I need more reactions from Hugh Laurie like when he turned around to see the horror the patient caused himself 🤣

  • @bobbimorse8460
    @bobbimorse8460 4 роки тому +890

    Patient: “Do i look like an idiot?”
    House’s mind: “I was doing SO WELL”

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 роки тому +12

      if you live by the river I got a bag!

  • @HunterXMoon
    @HunterXMoon 5 років тому +893

    "This is vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any." I miss this show XD XD XD XD

    • @toothyluna4042
      @toothyluna4042 4 роки тому +7

      Hunter's Moon dailymotion has some seasons to watch. im binging right now

    • @SnappingTurtle801
      @SnappingTurtle801 4 роки тому +1

      Reruns on H&I if you have that channel.

    • @ringringbananarchy
      @ringringbananarchy 3 роки тому +3

      And Hilariously he actually does give one of the clinic patients one of his Vicodin later. The Orange Skinned guy with the bad back (not shown in these clips)

  • @LunkovichTromofski
    @LunkovichTromofski 5 років тому +321

    House's reaction to the guy who to tried to circumcise himself is the best of all of these, purely because a shocked/horrified House is a rare sight indeed.

    • @utuber1752
      @utuber1752 2 роки тому +2

      This guy REALLY WANTED to get laid.

  • @abcde_ghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz2188
    @abcde_ghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz2188 2 роки тому +17

    The lady with the inhaler and "my pants tell you that I have diabetes?" Both got me 🤣

  • @Invalid571
    @Invalid571 6 років тому +5866

    The inhaler lady... 😂
    How can you manage to use an inhaler wrong?

    • @volrag
      @volrag 6 років тому +482

      You'd think the "Inhale" part of the name might give it away.

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 6 років тому +308

      Apparently, this isn't an uncommon incident.

    • @volrag
      @volrag 6 років тому +112

      I meant the "inhale" part of the name for the device called "inhaler". Similar to the function of a nebuliser, it creates a nebula, which is a cloud of gas.

    • @user-qz2ld3vt2d
      @user-qz2ld3vt2d 6 років тому +102

      2/3 of patients use it wrong...

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 6 років тому +24

      Wait, what? Do you have a source, or personal experience?

  • @arturs4024
    @arturs4024 5 років тому +1910

    As a guy who has asthma, I laughed my ass off at the inhaler scene XD

    • @NoobAmerican
      @NoobAmerican 5 років тому +32

      yes, because you need to have asthma to understand the joke.

    • @NoobAmerican
      @NoobAmerican 5 років тому +16

      Please don't hate me. I'm not a dick but when a nigga sees an opportunity, he ceases it. Hope you get better soon :)

    • @eyongation3824
      @eyongation3824 5 років тому +7

      i don't think we need an asthma to understand the joke

    • @SohiHien
      @SohiHien 5 років тому +21

      @@NoobAmerican Someone with the same issue as the joke would find it funnier then ones who don't. They can relate, where we can't. Also Asthma doesn't really have a cure, they won't get better lol.

    • @mynewaccount2361
      @mynewaccount2361 5 років тому +1

      @@NoobAmerican I appreciated your comment but
      *seize
      That was sad man

  • @edencrocc7220
    @edencrocc7220 5 років тому +2384

    7:00
    _do I look like an idiot_
    Nope ...
    *Show me how the inhaler works*
    _spray spray_
    **Visible confusion**

    • @Abbojnr
      @Abbojnr 5 років тому +174

      "I have waited my entire career for an idiot like this,"

    • @strlordx2198
      @strlordx2198 5 років тому +7

      Lmao

    • @SeeYaLove-lh3db
      @SeeYaLove-lh3db 5 років тому

      Omg solo funny

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 5 років тому +1

      😂😂 this show was awesome

    • @fatidiot8211
      @fatidiot8211 5 років тому +11

      *Visible restraint* *

  • @MysticPhoenix00
    @MysticPhoenix00 3 роки тому +12

    3:39 best moment EVER, the most genuine shock on House’s face you’ll ever see

  • @Zeithri
    @Zeithri 5 років тому +1407

    " _What are you doing?_ "
    " _Level 4_ "
    - Uuuh... No House, that's Metroid Zero Mission. It's one continuous world, no stages.

    • @papi9305
      @papi9305 5 років тому +40

      now i really want to know if they recorded that clip of the game themselves or found it somewhere

    • @Zer0Ab1lity
      @Zer0Ab1lity 5 років тому +33

      He's more than likely referring to the fourth area you get to.

    • @xartecmana
      @xartecmana 5 років тому +41

      @@Zer0Ab1lity that most deffinetly is not the fourth area of the game, and those aren't metroid sound effects either.

    • @TheNextDecade
      @TheNextDecade 5 років тому +52

      @@Zer0Ab1lity lmao hes in the very first area and no long beam. Only Stage 4 Im seeing is Stage 4 bullshit.

    • @TheAkumuKing
      @TheAkumuKing 5 років тому +11

      Neeeerrrd

  • @diptimadan1461
    @diptimadan1461 5 років тому +5786

    An actual conversation at the clinic I used to work at:
    Me: Sir, do you have any medical conditions, like diabetes or hypertension, for which you are on medications?
    Patient: No, absolutely not. I'm fit and fine. I eat only two small meals a day and walk 5 miles each day.
    Me: * looking at his chart which shows 15 years of poorly controlled diabetes and an old prescription for oral medicines from 5-7 years ago * Are you sure you don't have any medical condition? Take a minute and think about it, if you'd like.
    Patient: Yes, I don't have a condition. You doctors think you're so smart and you're condescending to the very people you're supposed to help!
    Me: Alright then. I'm going to start you on insulin-
    Patient: Oh, no need for that. I already take insulin; twice a day.
    Me: 😐 What do you take the insulin for?
    Patient: Weren't you listening? I have diabetes.
    Me: 😠

    • @diptimadan1461
      @diptimadan1461 5 років тому +380

      @Jozi X you are right. We did send him for a psych evaluation the very same day.

    • @ruzahel6287
      @ruzahel6287 5 років тому +161

      Or maybe he was so used to diabetes and insulin treatment as part of his lifestyle that he didn’t recall that it was a medical condition. I mean, I’ve made that mistake but I wasn’t as rude of course.

    • @diptimadan1461
      @diptimadan1461 5 років тому +81

      @me myself I'm sorry that you cannot see the comment. I don't know if there's a glitch on UA-cam's side because my friends and family can view my comment, I have been told.
      About your comment that Dipti Madan is a strange name; yes, I am from a country where English is not a first language. That being said, my entire schooling and medical education has been in the English language. The city where I live and work in is urban and has many people who are fluent in English. Although I admit that I have paraphrased the conversation to leave out the patient's name since patient confidentiality is of paramount importance.
      About

    • @diptimadan1461
      @diptimadan1461 5 років тому +47

      @me myself I live and work in the same country I was born in (not an immigrant). The English language isn't exclusive to countries where it is the first language. Neither is medical care.
      Can you please be specific as to what it is that's bothering you about my comment/s?

    • @diptimadan1461
      @diptimadan1461 5 років тому +90

      @me myself A. You have this wrong. I am not an immigrant. I'm an Indian, living in India. Born and educated in India. We speak English and we have many schools that teach their curriculum in English.
      B. Even if I were, I don't see why you should object to that. Does it offend you that I have a medical degree? Or do you feel that only English speaking countries are entitled to the language?

  • @betog.6229
    @betog.6229 4 роки тому +187

    This proves House actually treats you rather well when you don't lie to him.

  • @sirsir9665
    @sirsir9665 3 роки тому +56

    That smile that grew on Hous's face when he saw how the woman used the inhaler lol

  • @Alittlebitinteresting
    @Alittlebitinteresting 6 років тому +363

    That inhaler one reminded me of a story a relative of mine told me, after she got her medical degree she did government health clinic work for a while to cover the cost of her schooling. One time she had a patient come in with their son who was crying because of a painful ear infection so she gave the woman some antibiotics and told her to give her son 1 a day. Lady comes back a few days later with the son who's in even more pain so my relative takes a look inside the kids ear and finds a bunch of pills stuffed inside. Never doubt the ignorance a person can have

    • @asad9934
      @asad9934 5 років тому +41

      Wow, poor kid, guess doctors should always explain some things

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 5 років тому +38

      This is why voting should not be a right but a privilege.

    • @BL00DYR0S31
      @BL00DYR0S31 5 років тому +38

      Scott Velez From the way she stuffed the pills inside the kids ear I doubt she even knows where to go to vote In the first place. Heck I’m even questioning as to how shes lived this long with that level of stupidity.

    • @LaughingOwlKiller
      @LaughingOwlKiller 5 років тому +3

      @@scottvelez3154 yea..cause that would make everything better

    • @RayoAtra
      @RayoAtra 5 років тому +3

      @@scottvelez3154 no, this is why you should have an educated and not over stressed population, so their votes have quality.

  • @cctomcat321
    @cctomcat321 5 років тому +654

    *"You don't like to swallow? Not surprised..."*
    House burn

    • @VanLee00
      @VanLee00 4 роки тому +3

      Inquisitive Cameron what is he saying here? She doesn’t swallow which is why she is a lonely cat lady?

    • @MrMr-ed2rg
      @MrMr-ed2rg 4 роки тому +3

      TrevorNever
      It's a sex joke

  • @AdderTude
    @AdderTude 5 років тому +219

    3:39 That's probably the first time that House is legitimately horrified by what he's seeing.

    • @archive881
      @archive881 2 роки тому

      3:44 -Then directly after he is fascinated by the level of stupidity humans are capable of. 😄

    • @jameskarg3240
      @jameskarg3240 Рік тому +13

      Its an automatic reflex for ANY guy to have seeing that. Damage down there is...soul-destroying

  • @lilblondiebear
    @lilblondiebear 2 роки тому +31

    0:54 I would've raised my hand, I'd love a doctor like House.

  • @thelazywhitedog6147
    @thelazywhitedog6147 4 роки тому +193

    the look on house's face when he sees the patient's DIY circumcision is priceless

  • @alexislane7034
    @alexislane7034 5 років тому +781

    “Jerk”
    “What was that all about?”
    “Jamaican Chicken Recipes”
    Lol ok

  • @aaronbarlow4376
    @aaronbarlow4376 4 роки тому +342

    "Is there something else you can give me for my cat allergy?" "Well if you live by the river I have a bag" Lol

    • @superchuck3259
      @superchuck3259 3 роки тому +4

      Just get rid of the mothers cat, but in House's preferred manner.

    • @Camman010
      @Camman010 3 роки тому +2

      I pillowcase works just as well as a bag. Remember to put a few rocks in it as well. Don't use a microwave tho it leaves one hell of a mess.

    • @mercury2095
      @mercury2095 3 роки тому +4

      Does that mean he wanted her to throw the cat in the river ? Am l right ?

    • @zaeroses1096
      @zaeroses1096 3 роки тому +1

      @@mercury2095 yes

    • @zaeroses1096
      @zaeroses1096 3 роки тому +2

      that was definitely the funniest part I actually laughed out loud

  • @markquigley1614
    @markquigley1614 2 роки тому +13

    7:18
    Just love the expression he makes at the woman as if to say:
    “Oh, this is TOO good!”

  • @r4yv3n
    @r4yv3n 5 років тому +459

    “Well it’s not Lupus” *says House with disappointment

    • @SPHG425
      @SPHG425 4 роки тому +3

      raven beaulne It’s never Lupus.

    • @ruby8065
      @ruby8065 2 роки тому +1

      (paraphrased)
      Foreman: "You store pills in a lupus textbook?"
      House: "it's never lupus"
      This line was in universe consistent and house casually breaking the fourth wall

  • @abdulrahmanahmed2915
    @abdulrahmanahmed2915 4 роки тому +453

    I was so confused when she said she goes through 1 inhaler a week until I saw her use it which had me dying😂

  • @maniacmagge2568
    @maniacmagge2568 5 років тому +228

    3:39 I think that's the first time I've heard him make a genuine sound like that

  • @BigFlopper350
    @BigFlopper350 2 роки тому +15

    For the self circumcision, If House has that kind of reaction, then you know its bad.

  • @MrBraddles3128
    @MrBraddles3128 6 років тому +809

    That moment when you realise that the guy that gave himself a circumcision is the guy that impersonated Jim on ‘The Office’.

  • @JHSmithmusic
    @JHSmithmusic 4 роки тому +657

    Patient: "i got some box cutters and....."
    House: "Abraham did it?"
    I can't stop laughing

    • @saiken811
      @saiken811 3 роки тому +3

      I don't quite get that joke. Would you mind explaining?

    • @tylisirn
      @tylisirn 3 роки тому +92

      @@saiken811 House says "Just like Abraham did it." God told Abraham to circumcise himself as sign of the covenant. (Genesis 17:9 through 14)

    • @toasterbath6997
      @toasterbath6997 3 роки тому +3

      Lmaooo ohh

    • @shioriryukaze
      @shioriryukaze 3 роки тому +3

      What did house say in Hebrew?

    • @voyagerwitch
      @voyagerwitch 2 роки тому

      ​@@shioriryukazenothing. that was yiddish.

  • @koushikbiswas395
    @koushikbiswas395 5 років тому +2051

    he's like what would've happened if sherlock went to medical school.....😀

    • @Jayde419
      @Jayde419 5 років тому +127

      Well, House is based on Sherlock.

    • @oneleafaday348
      @oneleafaday348 5 років тому +121

      And Sherlock was based on a doctor who was very observant and had incredible deduction skills

    • @solomanyamin2876
      @solomanyamin2876 5 років тому +15

      @@oneleafaday348 do you know who?

    • @ZeroM80
      @ZeroM80 5 років тому +71

      Holmes=House
      Watson=Wilson

    • @donteprieto41
      @donteprieto41 5 років тому +3

      @@ZeroM80 🤔

  • @andrewrollout1657
    @andrewrollout1657 2 роки тому +15

    2:21 - when House pulled that THIRD glove I just about died 🤣

  • @mlgwolvesmeep
    @mlgwolvesmeep 6 років тому +551

    6:52
    *closes eyes*
    NaturalselectionwillfixitNaturalselectionwillfixitNaturalselectionwillfixitNaturalselectionwillfixitNaturalselectionwillfixitNaturalselectionwillfixitNaturalselectionwillfixitNaturalselectionwillfixit

    • @TheTriad001
      @TheTriad001 6 років тому +8

      mlg wolves
      ...no it won't.

    • @martalover17
      @martalover17 6 років тому +2

      Hell yeah, Charles Darwin!

    • @anjegoundar5614
      @anjegoundar5614 6 років тому

      mlg wolves 😻

    • @IAMHAPPY5290
      @IAMHAPPY5290 6 років тому +2

      natural selection is fucking dead

    •  6 років тому +4

      Natural selection ONLY works if you produce no offspring. A lot of "not so bright" people have had kids before they fulfilled that LAST stupid act.

  • @KoryFreak
    @KoryFreak 5 років тому +343

    Oh, God, the first lady and her “could you give me anything else?” is my daily life as a doctor!! God!!

    • @astro3878
      @astro3878 5 років тому +5

      Damn I feel bad for you. I use to be the same, I was to scared to take pills. So I was that type of person for a year or so.

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 4 роки тому +13

      Are you allowed to be as sassy as House?

    • @KoryFreak
      @KoryFreak 4 роки тому +9

      Fool Slayer As if hahaha nope, to begin with... “the patient is always right” and if he/she’s not... well, puts a complain to the director and I’m fired ❤️

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 4 роки тому +21

      @@KoryFreak I hate the "Patient is always right" idea. If that's the case, then what's the point of being their doctor in the first place?

    • @KoryFreak
      @KoryFreak 4 роки тому +14

      Fool Slayer I work in a public hospital, I like my job ‘cause generally I work in the hospitalized alley (my daily life was more like Scrubs than House). But now, that the system is “overflowing”, the order from the hospital director is: all the doctors go to the boxes and see ambulatory patients 💀
      I’m not gonna say all patients are like that, but there are more than a few that come to me thinking their illness is the most important thing in the ER and demand the treatments they googled just before coming.
      Or, like the lady in the video, they come in saying that the treatment sucks, that it doesn’t work, and you realize that is because they can’t follow instructions.
      Either way, the fault is always yours 🤷🏿‍♀️

  • @viktorsilva4017
    @viktorsilva4017 5 років тому +175

    "If you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this, this is vicodin, it's mine, you can't have any"
    *DUDE*

  • @whiteroseee10
    @whiteroseee10 2 роки тому +4

    The self-circumcision scene still makes me lol every time I see House's reaction.

  • @raquelsilva5999
    @raquelsilva5999 5 років тому +851

    “It was my mother’s, Shes dead”
    “You keep.. a dead cat..?”
    “No-“

    • @Nusentinsaino
      @Nusentinsaino 5 років тому +3

      Raquel Filipa love the play on the words

    • @Hero_of_Legend
      @Hero_of_Legend 4 роки тому +5

      Funny enough, I actually do. I have a stuffed bobcat in my den. He's a good boy who only made one mistake in life: Not looking both ways before crossing the road. 18 lb cat vs a 1/2 ton truck isn't exactly a fair fight...

    • @TheDeathLove
      @TheDeathLove 4 роки тому +7

      @@Hero_of_Legend Are you okay buddy?

    • @MrMr-ed2rg
      @MrMr-ed2rg 4 роки тому +1

      Huh poor cat

    • @sundaysundayy
      @sundaysundayy 4 роки тому

      @@Hero_of_Legend i preserve dead birds and mouses my cat gave me :)

  • @brennaseah8552
    @brennaseah8552 6 років тому +1092

    So I have a senior who is a pharmacist. One day, he received a call...
    Patient: My inhaler stop working.
    Pharmacist: How do you use the inhaler?
    Patient: I spray it at my dog because it is the cause of my asthma.

    • @imasinnerimasaint
      @imasinnerimasaint 5 років тому +35

      Oh God.

    • @Luubelaar
      @Luubelaar 5 років тому +85

      Frighteningly, this is actually common. People incorrectly using their inhalers is the most common reason for why "my asthma isn't getting any better". It's to the point that doctors I used to work for would get the patient to demonstrate using a sample inhaler before being sent off with the prescription.

    • @Luubelaar
      @Luubelaar 5 років тому +25

      @@_Ekaros - Never underestimate human stupidity.

    • @coralMITOCHONDRIA
      @coralMITOCHONDRIA 5 років тому +3

      Theant19 wait 70% of people don’t have a inner voice you mean?

    • @coralMITOCHONDRIA
      @coralMITOCHONDRIA 5 років тому +4

      Theant19 seriously? Wow that would suck..

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 6 років тому +483

    3:38 House has seen a lot, to the point that nothing surprised him anymore, and yet, we see him with that reaction...
    Yeah, Asian man, you f*cked up.

    • @malayfellaz
      @malayfellaz 6 років тому +17

      Michael Song his name is jim

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 6 років тому +5

      Who cares about his name?

    • @knocknockify
      @knocknockify 6 років тому +11

      Michael Song Joke went right over your head

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 6 років тому +2

      Is that some sort of American joke? If so, of course I won't get it, since I'm not American.

    • @malayfellaz
      @malayfellaz 6 років тому +9

      Michael Song look for the office on Asian jim.

  • @Heather-xm9ul
    @Heather-xm9ul 2 роки тому +22

    "Why don't you show me how your inhaler works." Some people really are that dumb, and it never fails to amaze me

  • @stephenking5852
    @stephenking5852 5 років тому +541

    Why does she think it’s called an “inhaler?”

    • @RMJ1984
      @RMJ1984 5 років тому +48

      I don't think he's too big on the whole "thinking" part.

    • @jovanleon7
      @jovanleon7 4 роки тому +7

      So she can inhale the scent? Like a perfume?

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 4 роки тому +1

      You're not Stephen King. Well not that one anyhow.

  • @kileyeileen
    @kileyeileen 6 років тому +670

    3:10 omg I can't believe john krasinski was on house

    • @antoniodacoolest3445
      @antoniodacoolest3445 5 років тому +18

      Hahahahahaha

    • @marialawson2328
      @marialawson2328 5 років тому +73

      Is that the same actor who played Asian Jim??

    • @This_is_Bambii
      @This_is_Bambii 5 років тому +24

      @@marialawson2328 yes, yes it is

    • @lianandujar482
      @lianandujar482 5 років тому +24

      Or Katheryn Winnick at 2:10

    • @car_lov3r
      @car_lov3r 5 років тому +17

      @@marialawson2328 he also played Kim Jong un in the interview

  • @rosenrot234
    @rosenrot234 4 роки тому +149

    I still love how almost all of these are based on real patients.

    • @crackwitz
      @crackwitz 4 роки тому +23

      I'm willing to bet they didn't have to invent a single one. that's probably not even a week's worth of one real clinic's patient files (most curious ones picked).
      in some bonus material they mentioned that they collected interesting medical cases to base episodes on. they had at least a handful of seasons worth of cases just waiting.

  • @rosson1983
    @rosson1983 Рік тому +17

    The on screen chemistry between Lisa Edelstein and Hugh Laurie was such a highlight for me in this series.

  • @madgamerboss2061
    @madgamerboss2061 5 років тому +467

    “Not the sharpest chop stick" bruh that's disrespectful and funny 😂😂

    • @anikiace2253
      @anikiace2253 5 років тому +4

      all respect's out the window when the girl was lying and using her grandma as a cover.

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 5 років тому +2

      Nice tree beta

  • @BrewersPackers
    @BrewersPackers 6 років тому +179

    I facepalmed so hard after the inhaler clip that there may still be a hand print on my face next Thursday...

    • @inDarknessiShine
      @inDarknessiShine 6 років тому +2

      Still there after 8 months

    • @vaandor1
      @vaandor1 5 років тому

      You should go have it checked... ;-)

  • @waaazzza93
    @waaazzza93 6 років тому +1868

    The clinic scenes were always my most favorite part about this series because of the amount of stupid he dealt with is an accurate representation depiction of what it's like to work in this line of work 😂#nojoke

    • @nintendo6462
      @nintendo6462 6 років тому +46

      Alyce Capek if our government would broadcast educational material on "symptoms" less people would go for a common cold.

    • @TheSteinbitt
      @TheSteinbitt 6 років тому +15

      And more people would come for everything else.

    • @masterchief1992HHQ
      @masterchief1992HHQ 6 років тому +8

      My favourite one was when House just got out of jail and the first guy he dealt with had the shoulder problem because he would lie on top of it all night

    • @ChrisPBacon-xn9up
      @ChrisPBacon-xn9up 6 років тому

      Im sorry :(

    • @WOGBOY
      @WOGBOY 6 років тому +2

      whats being an escort got to do with a doctors office ?

  • @o.5command
    @o.5command 2 роки тому +15

    7:34 that's not level 4 it's Metroid zero mission for the Gameboy advance

    • @HellNutcase
      @HellNutcase 9 місяців тому

      That's a commentary I was looking for. Thank you.

  • @silverloony1170
    @silverloony1170 5 років тому +80

    7:05 "Do I look like an idiot?" "YES."

  • @ithurtswhenip22
    @ithurtswhenip22 6 років тому +230

    The inhaler scene, lol.

    • @antuan9325
      @antuan9325 6 років тому

      2.12 Katherine Winnick

  • @BarEscm
    @BarEscm 3 роки тому +95

    The opening monologue is absolutely brilliant in writing and delivery. How many awards did the writers and Hugh Laurie win for this?

    • @johnnyavalos9109
      @johnnyavalos9109 2 роки тому +11

      Hugh Laurie, who portrays the title character, has been nominated for an award 38 times and won 14 awards.

  • @MrParag444
    @MrParag444 Рік тому +1

    07:30 what are you doing
    House: level 4 😂😂😂

  • @actualwakandangirl7121
    @actualwakandangirl7121 3 роки тому +176

    House: “You sure you’re using it right?”
    Anna: “Do I look like an idiot?”
    Also Anna: Proceeds to spray inhaler like a perfume.
    House: 💭 “My point!”

    • @ash_j_williams
      @ash_j_williams 2 роки тому +4

      House: "Man do you perhaps know what the word 'inhale' means?"

  • @BottledWitch
    @BottledWitch 4 роки тому +104

    "Get your twinkie back in the wrapper" DYING

  •  6 років тому +945

    The scenes where House is in a white doctors coat (which he never wears), he is purposely being nice so he can look good in front of a businessman that has bought the hospital.
    The real House would have destroyed that lady with the inhaler right when she asked him, "do i look like an idiot?". Lool

    • @Pankydoos
      @Pankydoos 6 років тому +23

      isn't he doing it to win a bet? or is that a different clinic scene

    • @mreminbayramov
      @mreminbayramov 6 років тому +35

      That's definitely not the first season which includes Vogler arc (businessman). I think he wanted to prove Wilson something about being nice to patients.

    • @Volnorinox
      @Volnorinox 6 років тому +1

      exactly

    • @Emily-ro5ch
      @Emily-ro5ch 6 років тому +2

      InfiniteSupremacy has

    • @Roxette2541
      @Roxette2541 6 років тому +3

      InfiniteSupremacy it is from a bet, but between him and wilson not cuddy, anyway he was trying to prove him that he was able to be nice with patients

  • @themidnightbanshee5927
    @themidnightbanshee5927 2 роки тому +5

    Dude is blunt as they get and a jerk and I love it