13 of the Best Clinic Duty Episodes in House M.D.

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    00:00 Role Model
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    05:00 Sex Kills
    09:41 Three Stones
    11:29 Love Hurts
    16:16 Damed If You Do
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    21:50 Informed Consent
    24:22 Lines In The Sand
    28:03 Deception
    29:35 Posion
    35:56 Fidelity
    37:14 Resignation
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  • @higgydufrane
    @higgydufrane 8 місяців тому +12923

    We are privileged to have experienced this show in our lifetime.

    • @nikiathomas5462
      @nikiathomas5462 8 місяців тому +44

      Yesss

    • @maimaibiri9045
      @maimaibiri9045 8 місяців тому +54

      Yup, he has a different show, hard to watch without his House persona XD.

    • @hollyb6885
      @hollyb6885 8 місяців тому +40

      I absolutely agree. This show is PERFECTION from the writing and acting to the music and set design. We are so privileged.

    • @darlenefraser3022
      @darlenefraser3022 8 місяців тому

      @@maimaibiri9045Really? What show? Actually, you should look at his older stuff. Awesome!

    • @RimWulf
      @RimWulf 8 місяців тому +9

      Well, it's NBC that posted this one

  • @sethv5273
    @sethv5273 8 місяців тому +7166

    House went from a 17 year old with brain damage wanting to sleep with him to a 97 year old with brain damage wanting to sleep with him

    • @nighteyeswolf
      @nighteyeswolf 8 місяців тому +150

      talk about whiplash!

    • @williampearce5757
      @williampearce5757 8 місяців тому +301

      I mean let's be honest, wouldn't you want to sleep with Hugh Laurie?

    • @TheHadesShade
      @TheHadesShade 8 місяців тому +68

      Why did the 17 year old want House so badly? Doesn't make much sense.

    • @williampearce5757
      @williampearce5757 8 місяців тому +496

      @@TheHadesShade Because she had a disease in her brain that was making her judgement faulty. And because Hugh Laurie is a very handsome man.

    • @erikjrn4080
      @erikjrn4080 8 місяців тому +222

      @@TheHadesShade House has that bad boy vibe that women go nuts for...

  • @one4ale955
    @one4ale955 7 місяців тому +5265

    the way House instantly reaches for Vicodin when the guy says "I love cows." will always get me

    • @sorrytodisappoint
      @sorrytodisappoint 6 місяців тому +181

      It's a preemptive strike against the headache that's about to ensue. 😂

    • @pwuk
      @pwuk 6 місяців тому +132

      "make love, not belts" what a line 😂

    • @perrycarters3113
      @perrycarters3113 5 місяців тому +76

      I just imagine in his head he goes
      "Oh. So THIS is what I'm dealing with today...."

    • @tiley996
      @tiley996 3 місяці тому +16

      I think he probably would have had Vicodin even if the patient had an ingrown toenail...

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 2 місяці тому +42

      @AIuzky I hope that’s a joke, but… this is the internet.

  • @rock-bottom2023
    @rock-bottom2023 7 місяців тому +3964

    Hugh Laurie has mastered this role perfectly. House M.D. is a masterpiece of sarcasm, humor, and medical intrigue.

    • @joeleboeuf
      @joeleboeuf 7 місяців тому +13

      The good doctor never fails to impress us.

    • @masansr
      @masansr 7 місяців тому +59

      He was strictly comedy actor before this, and after, he had earned enough money to be a blues singer/songwriter. There is nothing in his whole CV to suggest he would be a brilliant drama medical show actor. Yet he was.

    • @itoibo4208
      @itoibo4208 7 місяців тому +21

      I often forget he has a british accent in real life.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 7 місяців тому +11

      ​@@itoibo4208first time I heard his real accent I almost sh*t a brick. 🤣

    • @lorcis1
      @lorcis1 5 місяців тому +6

      hugh is brilliant, i dont think the show would have succeeded without him

  • @scorpiongod101
    @scorpiongod101 5 місяців тому +621

    The woman thinking strawberry jam will act as protection just kills me every time

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue Місяць тому +2

      what is it?
      it's a carpet burn!!!!🤣

    • @gbrown932
      @gbrown932 25 днів тому +3

      ​@@SaraMorgan-ym6uewrong case lol

    • @drew2303
      @drew2303 8 днів тому +1

      “Smell this…” Lmaoo

  • @daviskane7904
    @daviskane7904 8 місяців тому +6285

    "We have a neurological problem" gets me every time lol

    • @vivianatieno-th6xs
      @vivianatieno-th6xs 8 місяців тому +6

      Hahaha

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn 8 місяців тому +53

      one hell of a smucker's commercial

    • @Jon6429
      @Jon6429 8 місяців тому +85

      You can see the nurse trying not to laugh

    • @xbleepxbloopx3411
      @xbleepxbloopx3411 8 місяців тому +116

      I love that scene. That line and the ending are my favorites
      "On an evolutionary basis I'd recommend.. never"

    • @arevolvingdoor3836
      @arevolvingdoor3836 8 місяців тому +28

      me too, like how does she know what neurological means and also thinks jelly is a contrceptive

  • @Big_Island_Boi
    @Big_Island_Boi 8 місяців тому +3543

    "Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous." What a line. And delivered with such nonchalance.

    • @OldGreyMulletTest
      @OldGreyMulletTest 7 місяців тому +8

      Prescribe, surely?

    • @pipp972
      @pipp972 7 місяців тому +36

      And bizarrely, the info is true! Smoking does seem to help control ulcerative colitis.

    • @ctvxl
      @ctvxl 7 місяців тому +49

      @@pipp972 cigarettes specifically are actually very good for the digestive system in general. I'm not sure if it is understood why exactly. And, of course, the benefits are very heavily outweighed by the negatives

    • @socks2441
      @socks2441 7 місяців тому +6

      @@ctvxl just like real medicine then ;p

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 6 місяців тому

      That's why some call it Big pHarma. Didn't anyone ever wonder why it's the Food AND Drug Administration? It sure af doesn't stand for Fine n Dandy Agriculture!

  • @chandniku1770
    @chandniku1770 7 місяців тому +426

    "You have little people inside you"
    I died!

  • @misterz5908
    @misterz5908 7 місяців тому +410

    Patient: SHE IS MY MOM!!
    House: Step.
    😂😂😂

    • @cronykil74
      @cronykil74 7 місяців тому

      She probably gets stuck under tables and in washers all the time 😂

    • @TChalla616
      @TChalla616 Місяць тому +18

      That's a whole genre now.

  • @Incommensurableme
    @Incommensurableme 8 місяців тому +5377

    The old lady as an actor killed it, she played her parts flawlessly and out of all the other patient actors, felt truly genuine.

    • @PapaVanTwee5
      @PapaVanTwee5 8 місяців тому +72

      There were two old ladies. Which one? The one having an affair, or the later one with her son in tow?

    • @thomasfholland
      @thomasfholland 8 місяців тому +59

      I personally preferred the teenage stalker. Sooooo much better to look at!

    • @PapaVanTwee5
      @PapaVanTwee5 8 місяців тому +101

      @@thomasfholland That to me was cringe. While the actress (Leighton Meester) was more than of age in season 3 (born in 1986, makes her about 20 at the time) it made me, a grown man of 53, uncomfortable. I just don't want to think about going to jail.

    • @joolz-hearall1p126
      @joolz-hearall1p126 8 місяців тому +20

      The old ladies husband - Peter graves
      The earlier serialised version of Mission Impossible
      I have an idea the Leonard Nimmoy ( the original Spock)
      Was also in it

    • @alestane2
      @alestane2 8 місяців тому +12

      @@joolz-hearall1p126 Yes, that's Peter Graves indeed (not the husband, the lover, they're not married together, they're having an affair). And yes, Leonard Nimoy did play in Mission Impossible too. You can check both on their wikipedia pages.

  • @jxhleel818
    @jxhleel818 8 місяців тому +9023

    I have lots of respect for whoever is still uploading these

    • @tenmilltimes6
      @tenmilltimes6 8 місяців тому +37

      Me too

    • @jeepxj
      @jeepxj 8 місяців тому +47

      Im told its cuttie

    • @Gumbocinno
      @Gumbocinno 8 місяців тому +40

      Can a single video go without this generic comment?

    • @ItGirlCaliiopx
      @ItGirlCaliiopx 8 місяців тому +45

      "whoever" my brother in Christ that's a company

    • @jxhleel818
      @jxhleel818 8 місяців тому +18

      @@Gumbocinno not on my watch

  • @Son0fFalse
    @Son0fFalse 7 місяців тому +377

    House treating the lady with syphilis was the sweetest thing in the world. Such a Gentleman.haha

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue Місяць тому +2

      did you get some box cutters and sterilize them?🤣

    • @maryqualls5086
      @maryqualls5086 8 днів тому +6

      It was!! And Iove how he talked her into filling the prescription. And it totally worked. The look on his face was so sweet. You could tell he liked her and felt compassion for her.

  • @TheStratocaster1977
    @TheStratocaster1977 7 місяців тому +143

    - What do I do?
    - Well, it's obvious.... start a religion!
    Legendary line!

  • @ClaimedMinotaur
    @ClaimedMinotaur 7 місяців тому +2187

    I love when the nurses are in the room for these moments. The way House looks at them like, "Are you seeing this?" And they just look at him like, "I wish I wasn't."

    • @morningivy
      @morningivy 7 місяців тому +12

      When he pulled out the Tic Tacs around 16:00, what did he realize?

    • @ClaimedMinotaur
      @ClaimedMinotaur 7 місяців тому +30

      @@morningivy I'm assuming he had a breakthrough about the patient in that episode. He often gets them at random times, so I figured that's what that was.

    • @PhO3NiX96
      @PhO3NiX96 7 місяців тому +12

      I believe he realized that the main patient he was treating actually ate pills from outside the hospital that was brought by his girlfriend and didn't eat the correct medication he was prescribed by House @@morningivy
      I rewatched season 1 recently and if I recall correctly it's what happened

    • @maxg5140
      @maxg5140 7 місяців тому +18

      @@PhO3NiX96 That’s a different episode. This one’s later on, the tictacs belong to a patient who was going through them like crazy. House seeing the old guy freshen his breath made him realize the patient is using mints to cover up bad breath caused by an infection in the patient’s jaw

    • @PhO3NiX96
      @PhO3NiX96 7 місяців тому +3

      @@maxg5140 Oh yeah i think you're right

  • @user-lh3gp2gm1p
    @user-lh3gp2gm1p 7 місяців тому +257

    High Laurie is a brilliant actor. He did a particularly great job in this serial. I've watched the reruns over and over again, but I'm always amused and never bored.

    • @SaraMorgan-ym6ue
      @SaraMorgan-ym6ue Місяць тому

      which are the black and white ones?🤣🤣🤣

  • @NoobAmerican
    @NoobAmerican 7 місяців тому +133

    5:51 This part is definitely one of the funniest scenes in House. The way he just freezes and immediately reaches for vicodine just kills me.

  • @MdnightWnd
    @MdnightWnd 8 місяців тому +1293

    "Just like Abraham did it." That always cracks me up. The clinic patients were much more funny in earlier seasons.

    • @charmnGUY
      @charmnGUY 7 місяців тому +16

      Haha Randall Park is gold

    • @formerevolutionist
      @formerevolutionist 3 місяці тому +7

      I don't even like poking myself with a needle, let alone circumcising myself with a box cutter. If he wanted one that bad he could have gone to the doctor instead of doing it himself. There are definitely cases where it's better to spend a little extra rather than save a few bucks.

    • @kornaros96
      @kornaros96 Місяць тому +2

      ​​@@formerevolutionistthis being set in USA, I severely doubt that the whole thing would have costed him few bucks...

    • @harringt100
      @harringt100 Місяць тому +3

      ​@kornaros96 Hard to say what it would cost, but it probably would have been cheaper to get a standard circumcision than to get a plastic surgeon to restore his foreskin.
      Who the heck would think of circumcising himself?

    • @angelr194
      @angelr194 22 дні тому

      ​@@harringt100 the same idiot who thought he could sterilize a box cutter and not use any anesthesia...

  • @NH-tb2sm
    @NH-tb2sm 8 місяців тому +3810

    Interesting how when House does clinic hours he gets all the crazies.

    • @ArchknightAlpha
      @ArchknightAlpha 8 місяців тому +170

      Murphy's law in action.

    • @kmarasin
      @kmarasin 8 місяців тому +206

      I think you're underestimating the crazies

    • @sunwukong1333
      @sunwukong1333 8 місяців тому +175

      Every ER/ED attending and nurse has dozens of crazy stories.

    • @ArchknightAlpha
      @ArchknightAlpha 8 місяців тому +64

      @@sunwukong1333 Only dozens? Must be newbies.

    • @heathercontois4501
      @heathercontois4501 8 місяців тому +86

      I like to think Cuddy saves them for him. But the sleep walking divorcee wasn't crazy.

  • @willietaylor5869
    @willietaylor5869 7 місяців тому +84

    The woman with the jelly you saw the nurse in the background. Smirking because she was about to laugh.😂😂😂😂

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal6742 4 місяці тому +43

    35:28 Might be my favorite interaction with a patient. "Doomed to feel good for the rest of your life" with that look & attitude. So sweet w the lady who puts up so well w her cranky son

  • @dough1158
    @dough1158 8 місяців тому +2203

    Feels unnaturally refreshing to see all the clinic clips together, indescribable

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday 8 місяців тому +22

      Now you know how House felt

    • @owie4070
      @owie4070 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@smurfyday😂😂

    • @jeffreycole2816
      @jeffreycole2816 8 місяців тому +23

      They need to make a spinoff with new episodes. House: Clinic Duty

    • @morningivy
      @morningivy 7 місяців тому

      And with all the context too!

    • @Icetastesgood
      @Icetastesgood 7 місяців тому

      1000 likes

  • @kyalautner8685
    @kyalautner8685 8 місяців тому +1920

    The sleep sexer was funny she just kept coming back like see im not lying 😂😂

    • @derrickdinwiddie8759
      @derrickdinwiddie8759 8 місяців тому +138

      "I'm not lying!"
      And yet your body says otherwise. 😜

    • @Googleistheantichrist
      @Googleistheantichrist 8 місяців тому +68

      Gotta say, the ex did nothing wrong. He wasn’t dead for pity’s sake

    • @denniscotey8182
      @denniscotey8182 8 місяців тому +32

      Funny and smokin hot!

    • @sassbrat
      @sassbrat 8 місяців тому +147

      She wasn't actually lying per say. She just didn't remember doing everything due to her own body betraying her

    • @Silencer796
      @Silencer796 7 місяців тому +63

      @@sassbratyeah, I feel bad for her. :(

  • @IshaSoul
    @IshaSoul 7 місяців тому +188

    Patient: “I love cows”
    House: pops a handful of Vicodin
    😂

  • @Agnarian
    @Agnarian 7 місяців тому +172

    This was one of the greatest shows on television. Dark, funny and emotional. Hugh Laurie was the perfect actor to play House!

  • @jasonbowser5754
    @jasonbowser5754 8 місяців тому +3528

    I always loved the old lady with syphilis. She is one of the few patients, or people for that matter, that legit made house smile. He legit liked her 😂

    • @pescaruraduvlad
      @pescaruraduvlad 8 місяців тому +100

      Same vibe given to me. Also, thinking about her story made me a bit sad. We all get to the point where, let's face it, we ain't on the market anymore, if you know what I mean. You don't need the world to tell you this. You close "the business" all by yourself.
      Well, she suddenly got a fresh new space to lay her goods on from destiny. That really feels wholesome to see.
      Also, please don't cringe at the eufemism.

    • @Oroberus
      @Oroberus 8 місяців тому +39

      @@pescaruraduvlad You'e only closing shop if you want to close shop, it's the 21. century ;)
      Sure, 30 years ago, at some point your libido would have been gone and that's it but these days? As long as you want it back, you can get it back :)

    • @anabltc
      @anabltc 8 місяців тому +16

      Shirley Knight was so great ✨

    • @ottokarl5427
      @ottokarl5427 8 місяців тому +50

      She noticed a change as a symptom, while other people disregard it. She basically did what House always does.

    • @josephinekautuka4051
      @josephinekautuka4051 8 місяців тому +12

      She'll come by for a check-UP 😉

  • @poopshitcrapwaste
    @poopshitcrapwaste 8 місяців тому +1681

    that old lady with neurosyphilis brain damage was the coolest patient of them all and with the right attitude towards life "well, you have to go sometime".

    • @SunshyneA
      @SunshyneA 8 місяців тому +67

      While i dont want it to be due brain damage i truly wanna be that spunky at that age! Going out zesty and with a bang!

    • @RaptorFromWeegee
      @RaptorFromWeegee 8 місяців тому +58

      Actually, Tertiary syphilis is incurable. Thats when its gotten into the brain. She'll experience syphilitic insanity and have to be committed. That son of hers ought to get tested for hereditary syphilis as she probably passed down to him as he was born. Eventually her brain'll get totally fried and she'll die. Not a great way to go, either.

    • @CristiNeagu
      @CristiNeagu 8 місяців тому +28

      "And I am not afraid of dying. Any time will do, I don’t mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? There’s no reason for it. You’ve got to go sometime." - Gerry O’Driscoll

    • @luciusvorenus9445
      @luciusvorenus9445 8 місяців тому +11

      @@RaptorFromWeegee Yep. That's what caused Al Capone to be released from Alcatraz early and was the cause of his death. He was afraid of needles

    • @Andrew-og7li
      @Andrew-og7li 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@RaptorFromWeegee😢 buzz officially killed from that wholesome section of the video. But still good to know so thank ye for the info.

  • @jessicamacdowell1587
    @jessicamacdowell1587 7 місяців тому +49

    The lady playing the I don’t want my tumor removed part because she will look different is insane

  • @55Quirll
    @55Quirll 7 місяців тому +93

    You didn't finish the teen crush on House. Her problem was that she had spores in her brain that gave her false feelings for House, similar to the old woman with Syphilis. These are some of House's greats. Thanks for uploading them.

    • @daviduzo
      @daviduzo 7 місяців тому +23

      I don't think she had spores. House just lied to her to get her to stop, kind of a reverse psychology thing.

    • @jimnorthland2903
      @jimnorthland2903 7 місяців тому +2

      Valley fever I seem to remember.

    • @55Quirll
      @55Quirll 7 місяців тому +7

      @@jimnorthland2903 Thanks, It was a good ending, House was disappointed that she was attracted to him due to spores in the brain. Too bad.

    • @margomoore4527
      @margomoore4527 2 місяці тому

      “When I stop being contagious, I’ll stop by for a check-up” (wink). Gag me with a spoon.

    • @wd3185
      @wd3185 Місяць тому +1

      @@daviduzoNo, she did. He noted the milky tears and told her what to get to fix it.

  • @dylantech
    @dylantech 8 місяців тому +871

    “My OBGYN died recently. He was a nice man, warm hands.”
    -“Not anymore.”
    💀

    • @potkettle
      @potkettle 7 місяців тому +8

      It's the best line in this compilation!

    • @bredanback
      @bredanback 5 місяців тому +3

      💀 fr

    • @aceatnight
      @aceatnight 5 місяців тому +2

      Oh I always thought he said wears pants

  • @heathercontois4501
    @heathercontois4501 8 місяців тому +3212

    I actually like how House acknowledges the circumcision guys desperation, doesn't completely mock him for it, just they way he did it. Outside of Lagertha's episode I think that was his most compassionate.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 8 місяців тому +174

      he was horrified

    • @Scnottaken
      @Scnottaken 8 місяців тому +152

      ​@@toomanyaccountsfelt sympathy pains for sure

    • @Phoenix-ft9qj
      @Phoenix-ft9qj 8 місяців тому +21

      She did an amazing job in her episode

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran 8 місяців тому +146

      Never mock a man who has intentionally taken a knife to his own pee-pee.

    • @KushiLungs
      @KushiLungs 8 місяців тому +1

      W

  • @franciscodanconia4324
    @franciscodanconia4324 7 місяців тому +77

    Amazing how many times they violate patient privacy on this show. Like when House is examining the strawberry jelly girl and the other doctor just blurts out another patient's cancer scan results.

    • @vincenzoditrolio6985
      @vincenzoditrolio6985 12 днів тому +3

      You can talk about results as long as you don’t also give identifying information.

    • @toe_grips
      @toe_grips 6 днів тому +2

      @@vincenzoditrolio6985 He said the Patient's name out loud

  • @hyrule5975
    @hyrule5975 7 місяців тому +51

    The “well it’s not lupus” always get me

  • @pauldavis9387
    @pauldavis9387 7 місяців тому +1630

    I love how the last woman seems fine when she thinks her man is cheating with another woman but gets angry when she finds out he ate a cheeseburger. Priorities.

    • @calebm9000
      @calebm9000 7 місяців тому +12

      Welcome to being old

    • @wes6244
      @wes6244 7 місяців тому +100

      😂 Just the way she said, "you're eating FLESH?!" with such disdain. It killed me.

    • @ToddKing
      @ToddKing 7 місяців тому +22

      Piper Perabo, she's a cutie. She was on Covert Affairs. Oh, and it was a great show.

    • @wes6244
      @wes6244 7 місяців тому +4

      @@ToddKing and You.

    • @ramalshebl60
      @ramalshebl60 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@wes6244most wholesome comment ive read this year

  • @ItGirlCaliiopx
    @ItGirlCaliiopx 8 місяців тому +750

    house having to pop a vicodin to deal with the cow lover 😭😭😭

    • @jimhanty8149
      @jimhanty8149 8 місяців тому +31

      It’s never “A “ Vicodin…..it’s a handful…… he’s resistive at this point.

    • @ItGirlCaliiopx
      @ItGirlCaliiopx 8 місяців тому +8

      @@jimhanty8149 thanks to you and your PhD in pharmacology for correcting some random queer on the internet!! ☺️

    • @jimhanty8149
      @jimhanty8149 8 місяців тому +6

      @@ItGirlCaliiopx thanks… I have been there…I know…

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 2 місяці тому

      @ItGirlCaliiopx It’s nice that it’s not a bad word anymore, I like it

    • @Farhan_049
      @Farhan_049 2 місяці тому

      I'd need them too if I were his apprentice!

  • @one_bad_mofo8658
    @one_bad_mofo8658 29 днів тому +9

    "Im sorry."
    "I should have told you how I felt!"
    *sprays mouth*
    "Oh...welcome to hell."
    Lmao that reaction.

  • @TH3C001
    @TH3C001 7 місяців тому +55

    Having seen this show during its run as a kid I couldn’t truly appreciate it. This show is comedy gold and Hugh Laurie is an absolute legend. Couldn’t have cast a better actor. I’m going to have to find this show in its entirety one day, maybe on DVD or Blu-ray.

    • @trudiesulal8742
      @trudiesulal8742 7 місяців тому +2

      All seasons are on Amazon Prime😊❤❤

  • @user-pm3bx2ee4q
    @user-pm3bx2ee4q 8 місяців тому +1663

    As a physician, I can not tell you how much we in medecine all think what House says but can’t say in real life.

    • @dars5229
      @dars5229 8 місяців тому +54

      Just the snarky stuff, or also being able to say how hot a patient looks?

    • @yspegel
      @yspegel 8 місяців тому +36

      And that's exactly what's wrong in this world, we can't say what's often is needed to say. Still, I laughed at your comment hehe.

    • @reneesjewelerydesign
      @reneesjewelerydesign 7 місяців тому +1

      You are a physician who cant spell medicine?

    • @swetashetty941
      @swetashetty941 7 місяців тому +38

      Im a Physical therapist..and was asked by a patient with back pain if it was ok to do dope ...
      I had no answer ...my head was screaming DONT DO DRUGS EVER....my answer to her was..no issues with dope and backache ! 😂

    • @Freedom2FlyDrones
      @Freedom2FlyDrones 7 місяців тому +27

      A physician (@b10000) who can not spell medicine? Seriously?
      How many times do you think in college and med school would a physician write "medicine" to know how it is spelt?
      i and e are not even neighbours to be a typo like 'gave' and 'have'.
      I call BS on the physician claim.

  • @jmcsquared18
    @jmcsquared18 8 місяців тому +913

    These are basically Gregory House's slice of life skits.
    Call me crazy, but these were the best parts of the entire show.

    • @HerrHoppenstedt
      @HerrHoppenstedt 7 місяців тому +20

      Yeah this back and forth with the "main" patient gets on my nerves sooner or later. They used some tropes to break this up, but it's the main schtick afterall.

    • @katscratchfever3506
      @katscratchfever3506 4 місяці тому +4

      Yes!! I LOVED clinic duty!! lol.

  • @ThatBlackGirlMagic
    @ThatBlackGirlMagic 7 місяців тому +86

    😂😂😂 Randall Park cutting his foreskin off is still the most hilarious, nonsense moment in House.

  • @dionysuskapeleia
    @dionysuskapeleia 4 місяці тому +18

    24:57
    -"It's on my chest,too"
    -"Of course it is" 😂😂😂

  • @jazzyboswell768
    @jazzyboswell768 8 місяців тому +207

    House had the original "She's not your mom....She's your STEPmom" lol

  • @Jackaboy1476
    @Jackaboy1476 8 місяців тому +914

    I love the last one “it’s fine, you’re accomplished, funny, attractive, woman are gonna want you”
    “he’s cheating with another food group, probably burgers”
    “OMG YOU’RE DISGUSTING!” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 8 місяців тому +6

      Huge Laurie made this show , phenomenal actor , so many times actually , brilliant. So sorry it’s not on anymore , it was so unique.

    • @PapaVanTwee5
      @PapaVanTwee5 8 місяців тому

      @@DaleGribble-ng5gu It's NBC/Peacock now.

    • @tomwhone9804
      @tomwhone9804 7 місяців тому +6

      Yip, funny as hell, willing to accept he was cheating but not willing to accept he wasn't vegan.

    • @enlightendbel
      @enlightendbel 7 місяців тому +18

      Pretty on point for Vegans tho.

    • @magster6022
      @magster6022 7 місяців тому +1

      People never seem to get tired of making fun of vegans. If it were just the self-righteousness that got to people, wouldn't they be mocking Evangelical Christians? Oh, maybe they are...

  • @illegitimate0
    @illegitimate0 7 місяців тому +31

    This is from that alternate universe where you can see a doctor 4 times within a month with no scheduling issues.

    • @jessicaolson490
      @jessicaolson490 18 днів тому +3

      I think it's a walk-in clinic, so you don't actually need an appointment you just have to wait in line. :P

  • @TheTexican05
    @TheTexican05 7 місяців тому +11

    Our man with the cane is legendary!
    Thank you to whoever took the time to put these compilations together.

  • @yerossyle
    @yerossyle 8 місяців тому +184

    “You have restored my faith in the human race. You’re lying!” 😂

  • @ajuicejemas
    @ajuicejemas 8 місяців тому +175

    To whatever employee keeps uploading House clips, please know that you have our undying gratitude

  • @v0LkEN88
    @v0LkEN88 7 місяців тому +20

    I love it when it House make the 'breakthrough' face for his patient case after those clinic duty interactions, he immediately when to do another clinic duties 😂😂

  • @svenno9951
    @svenno9951 7 місяців тому +45

    I completely missed the show when it was new but I'm binge watching every episode on prime now. What a great show in every way. I'm on season 6 now.

  • @prettyevil6662000
    @prettyevil6662000 7 місяців тому +793

    I remember loving the episodes with the teenage girl, Ali, when they first came out. She appeared over a couple episodes indicating how long her stalking behavior was going on for. I just really liked that while House was flattered and didn't want to get her in trouble, he also didn't take advantage. This skipped the scene where he finally tells her he's not interested and she has a fungal infection that's lowering her inhibitions (though it's unclear if she really did have a fungal infection or not).

    • @KatJustice97
      @KatJustice97 7 місяців тому +102

      I think she did, he diagnosed her because she had milky tears which were indicative of the fungal infection

    • @ahmetsaidalkur50
      @ahmetsaidalkur50 7 місяців тому +45

      @@KatJustice97 nah i am pretty sure house made it all up if not her being sick but definitely the part where it made her feel attracted to house

    • @cmen6895
      @cmen6895 7 місяців тому +96

      @@ahmetsaidalkur50No, if you watched the show you’d actually know what happened. When she was treated, the insane attraction towards house went away because the infection was causing problems in her brain.

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 7 місяців тому +35

      Interesting how she justifies it by stating the age of consent in Iceland. We're not in Iceland.

    • @55Quirll
      @55Quirll 7 місяців тому +27

      @@cmen6895 Yes, reminded me of the old woman who was getting attracted to younger men due to her Syphilis flair-up. He was kind and gentle with her too.

  • @kaylahorton7083
    @kaylahorton7083 7 місяців тому +325

    I love how people are pulling their pants down with the blinds open wide 😂

    • @starlingswallow
      @starlingswallow 7 місяців тому +2

      Right?!?! Bahahahaha!!!

    • @DanielGreen0
      @DanielGreen0 7 місяців тому +11

      Or the other docs barging in and staring, that's rude

    • @katie7748
      @katie7748 6 місяців тому +9

      And opening the door when a lady is up in stirrups 😳🫣

    • @paulofelipebbraga9634
      @paulofelipebbraga9634 16 днів тому

      Happens all the time.

  • @lolan9180
    @lolan9180 6 місяців тому +26

    0:39 “start a religion.” I burst out laughing. He’s referencing the Virgin Mary.

  • @willienelsongonzalez4609
    @willienelsongonzalez4609 7 місяців тому +85

    Loved it when they had Carmen Electra made a guest appearance as an one of House’s imaginary patients. Loved House’s rationale for doing so!

  • @xbleepxbloopx3411
    @xbleepxbloopx3411 8 місяців тому +165

    That vegan lady scene will always get me because of the ending
    "I'm accomplished. I'm funny. Can I... have whatever I want?" with the look she gives him lmfao

    • @briansmith8967
      @briansmith8967 8 місяців тому +3

      She went on to star in Covert, Affairs. Piper Perabo.

  • @RJSTEVENS89
    @RJSTEVENS89 8 місяців тому +128

    "It's actually a personal record for this clinic" haha the way he said it was prefect!

  • @ronakkothari5687
    @ronakkothari5687 7 місяців тому +22

    28:55 that "oh yeah" had me on the floor

  • @pplattee
    @pplattee 7 місяців тому +29

    15:45 House reacting to people being emotional is GOLD!!!

  • @MizMima
    @MizMima 8 місяців тому +237

    19:38
    Woman : I’ll have a huge scar, I won’t be able to wear a bikini!
    House : You wear a bikini now??
    Woman : yes! You got a problem with that?
    House : Nope but I’ve never gone swimming with you 💀😂😂

    • @Bozbaby103
      @Bozbaby103 7 місяців тому +14

      I love her confidence.

    • @5Li0n50fGod7
      @5Li0n50fGod7 5 місяців тому +17

      ​ @Bozbaby103 Believe me I have come across a number of not so attractive weirdos that are very confident in themselves in fact a little too much to the point of vanity or arroagnce even, albeit misplaced, either that, or they don't have self awareness or any at all lol. I cringe hard at them LOL.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 2 місяці тому +11

      @Bozbaby103 Confidence isn’t always a good thing, let’s be honest

  • @ditzydoo04
    @ditzydoo04 8 місяців тому +554

    This is a testimony to why House most likely has very little sanity 😂

    • @factperson179
      @factperson179 6 місяців тому +6

      Personally I think he ain't insane, just too smart to have much compassion for anyone

  • @mr.dr.prof.patrick7284
    @mr.dr.prof.patrick7284 7 місяців тому +2

    dear uploader: thank you for posting these and getting house back on my recommended. i love going to deep character studies for everyone… such well written and complex people

  • @tracypouncy1178
    @tracypouncy1178 7 місяців тому +7

    Thanks for these clips. I had a rough day, and really needed this!

  • @jamescole6846
    @jamescole6846 8 місяців тому +705

    For years people kept telling me to watch this show but I was always too busy working. Then COVID happened. I watched the 1st episode, followed by all 175 for the next 3 weeks. Yep, about 8 a day. Binged the whole thing back to back. Best show EVER.

    • @pokemagetech
      @pokemagetech 8 місяців тому +11

      No it isn’t.
      But it’s certainly excellent.

    • @buttnutt
      @buttnutt 8 місяців тому +4

      Based.

    • @jamescole6846
      @jamescole6846 8 місяців тому

      I say that about a lot of shows. How about one of the best shows ever or best show for category MD/hospital @@pokemagetech

    • @samuelwoods164
      @samuelwoods164 8 місяців тому +39

      ​@@pokemagetechperfectly entitled to their own opinion, if that's their favourite show that's their deal.... Would you tell someone their favourite meal is incorrect?

    • @TheJunedale
      @TheJunedale 8 місяців тому +5

      I bought all the dvds in a charity shop, got a binge planned.

  • @blugreen123
    @blugreen123 8 місяців тому +676

    His reaction to the circumcision guy always makes me laugh so hard. 😆

    • @p5ychojoe138
      @p5ychojoe138 8 місяців тому +50

      It takes a lot to make House make a run for it. He was completely horrified. Especially once he saw it, he wanted to be gone yesterday more than any other clinic duty.

    • @florianmaschke269
      @florianmaschke269 8 місяців тому +16

      A self-circumcision... come on mate.. that must be horrible to watch. Give Greg a rest...

    • @dash-x
      @dash-x 7 місяців тому +14

      I remember my baby brother as a young child was goofing off after a bath and tore his testicle open. He didn’t cry, and fell asleep in the ambulance . I do recalls both the paramedics wincing and my Ma talking about it in the waiting room and all the grown men cross their legs 😹 poor thing. He doesn’t remember though thankfully.

    • @jonyao76
      @jonyao76 7 місяців тому

      HEHEHEH Randall Park

    • @Spartan1912tam
      @Spartan1912tam 7 місяців тому +4

      @@jonyao76 asian Jim FTFY

  • @ShatnerLover
    @ShatnerLover 5 місяців тому +14

    I’ve watched every episode so many times and I still enjoy these compilation videos. I like to believe Wilson actually got better and he and House do private practice under assumed identities now.

  • @dykevader01
    @dykevader01 7 місяців тому +16

    Tbh House with the old lady by the end... shows why he's a great doctor

  • @Voidelle
    @Voidelle 8 місяців тому +200

    I swear I always forget the final twist of the cow guy, Every. Single. Time.

    • @ideologybot4592
      @ideologybot4592 2 місяці тому +6

      Adult entertainment producers certainly didn't.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 7 днів тому +1

      Literally never could possibly see it coming

  • @christophersanchez2658
    @christophersanchez2658 8 місяців тому +115

    19:12 "It's actually a personal record for this clinic" With a straight face kills me

  • @kevinl6231
    @kevinl6231 Місяць тому +8

    I watch this compilation over and over and don’t realize 39 minutes have passed.

  • @aatish4697
    @aatish4697 7 місяців тому +21

    Mad Mad respect for the Guy who was ready to be medicated just to maintain sanctity of Mother Son relationship

  • @mgc235
    @mgc235 8 місяців тому +176

    Did House really Moo at the Cowdephile😂😂😂

    • @MizMima
      @MizMima 8 місяців тому +16

      Actually Momphile lol

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 3 місяці тому +1

      Step mom

    • @Smalls2007
      @Smalls2007 Місяць тому

      No fucking way bro 😂😂

  • @desaturated-firefox
    @desaturated-firefox 8 місяців тому +155

    Something I always like about House is his curiosity and delight about his fellow weirdos.

  • @Jiraius
    @Jiraius Місяць тому +1

    Thank you for posting this show, I really did miss it from my teenage years. The last clip in this vid about the vegan being way more upset about her boyfriend eating meat than being told he is cheating is fricking hilarious

  • @csabaidonat
    @csabaidonat 7 місяців тому +20

    The old lady with syphilis beats them all. Loved this show! I watched season 1 for like hundreds of times, and I watched the other seasons a lot too!

  • @justsomekazakh
    @justsomekazakh 8 місяців тому +585

    Almost 40 minutes of House's clinic duties, neat!

    • @slayerdwarfify
      @slayerdwarfify 8 місяців тому +6

      Didn't even realize how long it was. Just like watching a full episode now, hell yeah

    • @heidikickhouse-
      @heidikickhouse- 8 місяців тому +11

      Well, technically, the farmer and the model with the leg pain weren't Clinic Duty, just House getting his class to diagnose his own leg.
      (Fun to have them included though.)

    • @zacharygreenwald4561
      @zacharygreenwald4561 8 місяців тому

      Can we get more of these, to whomever uploads

    • @OreoFresa
      @OreoFresa 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@heidikickhouse-They were, but he was only treated those 2, he was treated by Cuddy. There were 3 cases, not just 1

    • @kresimirbozic1976
      @kresimirbozic1976 8 місяців тому +1

      📸

  • @OopsOlliePopp
    @OopsOlliePopp 8 місяців тому +207

    GOD YES 40 straight minutes of house MD clips i need this. I have rewatched the series too many times i need something more

  • @XandriaRavenheart
    @XandriaRavenheart 7 місяців тому +15

    That old lady with syphilis brought tears to my eyes.

  • @Timeward76
    @Timeward76 Місяць тому +6

    I love how House usually breaks up.marriages with his clinic work, but he basically points out to that first woman "youre fucking your ex every time you sleep, you two should talk" lmao

  • @starlingswallow
    @starlingswallow 7 місяців тому +83

    4:41 😂😂😂😂 House's reaction to the box cutter circumcise job!!!
    "Just like Abraham did it."
    🤪😂😂😂

  • @chipsthedog1
    @chipsthedog1 8 місяців тому +313

    I could easily watch a whole spin off show just about the clinic. Same writers, same cast it would be awesome

  • @nightgardheal
    @nightgardheal 3 місяці тому

    Those were the best parts... thank you for uploading this !

  • @taiming71
    @taiming71 7 місяців тому +10

    One of the best shows ever made. Great characters and good stories.

  • @kayleebrasseaux4736
    @kayleebrasseaux4736 8 місяців тому +221

    House’s face when the guy who used box cutters on his area is hilarious. For anyone wondering it around the 5:00 marker

    • @martymartin5302
      @martymartin5302 8 місяців тому +18

      4:41 for a more accurate time marker

    • @johnschmid7785
      @johnschmid7785 8 місяців тому +6

      Getting the twinkie back in the wrapper.

    • @williamwchuang
      @williamwchuang 7 місяців тому +3

      Randall Park

    • @starlingswallow
      @starlingswallow 7 місяців тому +2

      I busted out laughing!! 😂😂😂

    • @mikevignola4213
      @mikevignola4213 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@starlingswallow9406 well you're not a man I felt something retract.

  • @mikeottersole
    @mikeottersole 8 місяців тому +231

    House is one of the all time greatest characters on any show. Brilliantly played by a superior actor, Hugh Laurie. He was even good in the talking mouse movie.

    • @andys8482
      @andys8482 8 місяців тому +2

      Even better in the movie with all the puppies.

    • @pradeep_amaresan
      @pradeep_amaresan 7 місяців тому +3

      You shud watch him in Blackadder season 3 & 4.

    • @joeleboeuf
      @joeleboeuf 7 місяців тому

      Do you mean, Stuart Little?

    • @mikeottersole
      @mikeottersole 7 місяців тому +1

      @@pradeep_amaresan Thanks for the reminder. Blackadder was a gem of British humour. Made me laugh out loud every show.

    • @frglee
      @frglee 4 місяці тому +1

      His Bertie Wooster in Jeeves and Wooster was by far the best version ever. Though he did other stuff with Stephen Fry, and they made a superb combination together in comedy sketch shows, both on tv and radio in the UK. What always surprised me was to see how many Americans thought Hugh Laurie was an American actor!

  • @zentropoetic
    @zentropoetic 7 місяців тому +2

    This compilation makes it feel like this is a single day for him

  • @manuelestrada797
    @manuelestrada797 7 місяців тому +42

    This was definitely one of the most entertaining shows ever. The actor who played Dr. House nailed it!

  • @Xiphos0311
    @Xiphos0311 8 місяців тому +137

    The Syphilis lady has the best attitude. Good job lady.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 8 місяців тому

      that was due to irreversible brain damage. usually syphilis eating the brain results in insanity

    • @excrono
      @excrono 8 місяців тому

      There are WAY worse STDs to get, worse that even HIV, Syphilis is dodging a bullet.

  • @JasonON
    @JasonON 8 місяців тому +97

    House in the clinic are some of the best times on television.

  • @frglee
    @frglee 4 місяці тому

    🙂Thanks for this selection! On a cold grey Winter's day, Mr Laurie has cheered me up immeasurably.

  • @ASavageEye
    @ASavageEye 7 місяців тому +19

    I always have to remind myself that this show ended but left itself wide open to come back whenever it wanted

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 7 днів тому +1

      No Wilson no Cuddy? House faked his death? No Cameron? Kutner and Amber are both dead, Big Love isn't coming back, 13 is probably dead, Masters isn't coming back, Park might so that'd be fun. This show needs a good balance of male and female fellows.

  • @gatesraby6744
    @gatesraby6744 8 місяців тому +68

    That old woman with Syphilis, was epic asf lol

  • @beauxtibideaux9919
    @beauxtibideaux9919 7 місяців тому +1

    I love these clips in this format without having to watch all the filler that went along with this show.

  • @Dr.GOWTHAM_EM
    @Dr.GOWTHAM_EM 7 місяців тому +17

    One of my fav line , House : you have restored my faith in human race , you lied “😂😂😂😂1:31 to 1:40

  • @Hedning1390
    @Hedning1390 7 місяців тому +64

    One way to stop your step mom from sexually harassing you as a minor is to go to the police. They may say "nicccce" but they still have to arrest her.

    • @sauter1
      @sauter1 7 місяців тому +6

      Niiiiccee South Park reference there ;)

  • @SAMEntalhealth
    @SAMEntalhealth 8 місяців тому +219

    Sad this show needs a comeback. This was legit one of if not the best show ive ever seen

    • @Goatknyght
      @Goatknyght 8 місяців тому +7

      Chase M. D.

    • @CristiNeagu
      @CristiNeagu 8 місяців тому +12

      Well, maybe not a comeback. But they should have done one short follow-up.
      Cut to a hospital room. Thirteen is wracked with involuntary spasms from her Huntington's which has now a complete hold on her. The doctor is telling her that unfortunately the experimental treatment she was on is showing no signs of improvement. There's nothing more they can do for her other than making her as comfortable as possible and simply wait for the end. The full realisation of this hits her. There is no one and nothing to help her. She begs him to help her. He says there's nothing he can do. She tells him there is one thing he could do. She doesn't say it outright, but you can see on his face that he knows what she means. He considers it, but no. He cannot. It's his duty of care. He couldn't possibly do such a thing. He reiterates that they'll take good care of her, make her life more comfortable, and storms out of the room. Thirteen is left alone to contemplate the infinitely short time she still has to live.
      It's night now. Rain is falling, driving rivers of water on the windows to match the dried up tears on Thirteen's face. As she's looking out the window, she hears the door to her ward slide open. It's probably a nurse, here to make sure the pain can be extended for as long as possible. All we see is two feet wearing sports shoes with cheesy heel shock absorbers, along with a flaming cane stepping into the room. A voice says: "Is it time?" Thirteen turns around, eyes wide, brimming with tears again. As she breaks down she can say only one thing: "Yes. It's time."
      Fade to black.

    • @sansthedrummer
      @sansthedrummer 8 місяців тому +8

      Just imagine a House prequel series when he's in med school

    • @_mark_3814
      @_mark_3814 8 місяців тому

      @@CristiNeaguI don’t think house should let her get that far

    • @CristiNeagu
      @CristiNeagu 8 місяців тому +2

      @@_mark_3814 House isn't know for being there for you every step of the way. He does comes through, eventually.

  • @franktorres3081
    @franktorres3081 7 місяців тому +14

    We need another season on this show ❤❤❤ House forever

  • @kleenbeats
    @kleenbeats 7 місяців тому +37

    As wild as the scenarios in this show seem, any real world clinician will attest to its accuracy when it comes to its nuance. Just ask any doctor or nurse about their craziest patient stories and you’ll understand where I’m coming from.

    • @natescode
      @natescode 4 місяці тому

      Correct. My Highschool girlfriend was on some weird meds that required eating fat before taking. She didn't consume enough fat and literally would sleep walk and eat fatty foods without knowing it.

  • @luvliigirl
    @luvliigirl 8 місяців тому +81

    Best line from House “ your doomed for the rest of your life to feel good.”

  • @CleoHarperReturns
    @CleoHarperReturns 8 місяців тому +102

    Occasional dose of House whenever I'm out of my old lady meds? Never gets old.

  • @RodgerRamjet
    @RodgerRamjet 7 місяців тому +8

    i knew nothing of this actor, prior to his role on House....
    i cant THINK of "House M.D." and not have him in mind.. he IS that Dr.. he IS that role... irreplaceable.. spot on timing, remarkable chemistry with a huge cast..
    one of the all time best shows, imho, on tv.. of any genre...

    • @yvonneburns2786
      @yvonneburns2786 7 місяців тому +2

      Try Blackadder he's in that 😅

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 7 місяців тому +1

      He also the father of Stewart little and the borrower as a cop he done alot of British shows and movies

    • @johnkeilloh2682
      @johnkeilloh2682 4 місяці тому +1

      Bertie Wooster ftw

  • @stevewisniewski5860
    @stevewisniewski5860 6 місяців тому +5

    The woman actress played a very difficult roll and did with such a beautiful and non-offensive style. It was nice to see this show as to be diagnosed with "doomed to live a happy life" forever was to me one of the greatest lines written ever. Thank you.

  • @2centschange
    @2centschange 8 місяців тому +38

    The first one, house actually started having fun with as it was the only clinic one that had enough twists to almost be an actual case. I have a feeling that's why he gave her that hint at the end.