We saw "Music Man" when it was on Broadway, and that night they auctioned both Hugh's glove and the glove that Sutton Foster was wearing. To drive up the value and make it more interesting, Hugh took Sutton's gloved hand and stuck it inside of his shirt on his sweaty chest "to get a good load of Wolverine DNA." Sutton about died of embarrassed laughter, the audience went nuts, and the gloves went for around $9000. Yes, the show was great, but that was the highlight. And afterward, Hugh went out the stage door to greet the fans, who were piled up five-deep. He couldn't sign autographs because of COVID, but he posed for slightly distant selfies, stayed longer than anyone expected him to, and the picture of graciousness. So if Taylor's got a thing for Hugh, it's well deserved.
I was in NYC & I went to see a 2 man play called “A Steady Rain”. The stars were Daniel Craig & Hugh Jackman. The audience atmosphere was intense. Clearly people had come see those famous hunks in person. At the end of the play Jackman & Craig return to talk to the audience. That week every Broadway performance was auctioning off props to raise money for charity. Craig pointed out that their set only had 2 folding chairs. Jackman said that they would auction off the white T-shirts that they had each worn during the performance. There was a considerable intake of breath from the audience. As I recall the shirts each sold for $300! Then Jackman said he & Craig would sell personally autographed pictures for a small donation. They also agreed to pose for cell phone pictures all for the charity. It was an interesting experience. I truly enjoyed the play but the actions of the audience was almost as entertaining as the performance.
That's funny. I went to a play in which Hugh Jackman starred. I went to see it because a friend was in the play. After the show, I was invited back stage. I'm standing there and Hugh Jackman comes down and asks where is so and so. I managed to get out, Ah! That's me. I stood there like a dummy when he came over to shake my hand. To this day, I keep thinking, what a dork I was.
Straight man here: Hugh Jackman has always been the one guy I've ever considered making out with. I'd lose a game of gay chicken to him at the last second, but he's the only guy who has ever made me consider it
Ill bet that 7 grand would have dropped other things if Hugh had offered himself for an hour. Thank God he realized that even Wolverine wouldn't make it out of that alive..lol.
The fact that you think Hugh would sell himself for sex for a measly 7 grand is ridiculous, how about you leave the jokes to the professionals, alright buddy?? Also, that you think Taylor is some crazy sexual beast is also stupid as fuck, she’s mentioned literal.y the opposite in so many bits.
Did you have to add the reference to the Bible in there at the end. I'm Aussie and I didn't start laughing until then and I can't stop. As for Hugh, meh, Hugh Jackman is just the tip of a mountain of men just like him in Australia. Not me of course. There are always needs for the plain John's of the world. I'm just happy to be here.
She went to a community college. Tuition at those places is usually between $2500 and $4000 per semester, for most states (though I can't vouch for CA, NY, FL, or TX).
Yes , but even Hugh Jackman is getting a divorce from his OLDER WIFE. So not matter how pretty she is their is someone who is tired of her stuff and no matter how much a hunk he is there is also someone tired of his stuff. Anyway , his wife of 25 years is bailing on him after a long marriage.
Meh.... still hasn't got it back. I miss her first show; THAT was funny. When she got therapy she lost what made her special. Guess I just prefer broken toys.
We saw "Music Man" when it was on Broadway, and that night they auctioned both Hugh's glove and the glove that Sutton Foster was wearing. To drive up the value and make it more interesting, Hugh took Sutton's gloved hand and stuck it inside of his shirt on his sweaty chest "to get a good load of Wolverine DNA." Sutton about died of embarrassed laughter, the audience went nuts, and the gloves went for around $9000. Yes, the show was great, but that was the highlight. And afterward, Hugh went out the stage door to greet the fans, who were piled up five-deep. He couldn't sign autographs because of COVID, but he posed for slightly distant selfies, stayed longer than anyone expected him to, and the picture of graciousness. So if Taylor's got a thing for Hugh, it's well deserved.
It's rumoured that Jackman and Fraser are dating now.
Taylor: I dropped seven grand on eye contact with Hugh Jackman.
Ryan Reynolds: Totally get you.
“Can’t beat Tony, that’s old money” Cracked up at that.
The whole "sounded like a dream I once had" digression was just a chef's kiss showcase of why she's so brilliant.
"Hugh's fingers were inside you ... what was that like?" - that gag killed me!!
I was expecting a number far higher than 7 grand on WOLVERINE WORN GLOVES
She's so effortlessly fucking funny, it's infuriating 😂
I was in NYC & I went to see a 2 man play called “A Steady Rain”. The stars were Daniel Craig & Hugh Jackman. The audience atmosphere was intense. Clearly people had come see those famous hunks in person.
At the end of the play Jackman & Craig return to talk to the audience. That week every Broadway performance was auctioning off props to raise money for charity. Craig pointed out that their set only had 2 folding chairs. Jackman said that they would auction off the white T-shirts that they had each worn during the performance. There was a considerable intake of breath from the audience. As I recall the shirts each sold for $300!
Then Jackman said he & Craig would sell personally autographed pictures for a small donation. They also agreed to pose for cell phone pictures all for the charity.
It was an interesting experience. I truly enjoyed the play but the actions of the audience was almost as entertaining as the performance.
$300 is all? Fuck, I’m a straight man and I woulda paid that lol. Women are so cheap.
This was a stellar bit!
You can't have it all because god gave it to Hugh.
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LOL
Honestly, I feel this on every level.
very, very funny lady. love her comedy
That ending really cracked me up.
Now, that was fuckin' funny!😂
That was fuggin funny!😂
Taylor, you are so funny.
I'm glad Taylor can have nice things :)
_HIS FAMILY LIFE COULD IMPROVE_
Very good and complex bit!!!
That's funny. I went to a play in which Hugh Jackman starred. I went to see it because a friend was in the play. After the show, I was invited back stage. I'm standing there and Hugh Jackman comes down and asks where is so and so. I managed to get out, Ah! That's me. I stood there like a dummy when he came over to shake my hand. To this day, I keep thinking, what a dork I was.
I loveeeeee her
Ex-fundies are the best comics :)
What’s a fundie?
@@Magicalfluidprocess a christian fundamentalist.
@@Magicalfluidprocess religious fundamentalist
@@Magicalfluidprocess Fundamentalist. The super religious. She started out having to tell clean jokes in churches.
She’s also been doing it since she was 16. But you’re right, trying to get a laugh from a fund Christian crowd is some next level joke writing.
I was shocked it was only 7k
Taylor is the greatest comic of her generation IMO.
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(She IS much younger than Trevor Noah, right?)
yes, much
Oh no, Trevor Noah, you have Trevor Noah as a GOAT... Carlin is rolling in his grave
Straight man here: Hugh Jackman has always been the one guy I've ever considered making out with. I'd lose a game of gay chicken to him at the last second, but he's the only guy who has ever made me consider it
Does that makes you heterosexual plus Hugh? Perhaps that is the plus on the LGBTQAII+?
@TacticalCanner *buys the rainbow flag with Hugh Jackman's face on it*
@@kuno3336 I am not that into Hugh Jackman but I would certainly sell that flag to the Heterosexual plus Hugh Jackman community.
@@TacticalCanner make that bread, dawg
Ill bet that 7 grand would have dropped other things if Hugh had offered himself for an hour. Thank God he realized that even Wolverine wouldn't make it out of that alive..lol.
The fact that you think Hugh would sell himself for sex for a measly 7 grand is ridiculous, how about you leave the jokes to the professionals, alright buddy??
Also, that you think Taylor is some crazy sexual beast is also stupid as fuck, she’s mentioned literal.y the opposite in so many bits.
Did you have to add the reference to the Bible in there at the end. I'm Aussie and I didn't start laughing until then and I can't stop. As for Hugh, meh, Hugh Jackman is just the tip of a mountain of men just like him in Australia. Not me of course. There are always needs for the plain John's of the world. I'm just happy to be here.
"quote from her bit" - just to spoil it for you.
She only spent $7,000 on college?!
Probably a semester.
In State schools can be cheaper.
She went to a community college. Tuition at those places is usually between $2500 and $4000 per semester, for most states (though I can't vouch for CA, NY, FL, or TX).
....and that is the joke. 😐
@@mhuntprofessional thanks McBane.
Yes , but even Hugh Jackman is getting a divorce from his OLDER WIFE. So not matter how pretty she is their is someone who is tired of her stuff and no matter how much a hunk he is there is also someone tired of his stuff. Anyway , his wife of 25 years is bailing on him after a long marriage.
1:50 yep fame has officially gotten into her head 💀
U still so funny
Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha
Why does she sound like hercule from Dragonball?
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Haha leave it to me Yea But does he have a sister Is His Mother Single You dont know He has to have a Cousin Yea
Thesis again
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Original Jake from State Farm or DEI jake?
Original was actually a State Farm employee if i remember correctly.
Remember when she was funny?
Me neither.
Ah, so this is your first exposure? Welcome.
Meh.... still hasn't got it back. I miss her first show; THAT was funny.
When she got therapy she lost what made her special. Guess I just prefer broken toys.