My conservative religious dad was nervous as hell to have The Talk with me (at age 8) at a local diner. When he finished explaining the basics and asked if I had any questions, I said, "Sure. Can I have a quarter for the jukebox?"
From a very early age, seriously, an early age, I knew kinda the way adult relationships worked. My mama was the "HOT" mom, the pretty mom, the mom who wore makeup, fingernails,short skirts and tight pants. Not to mention a rack that caught men's eyes. Fast forward to eighth grade and I'm 13. I came home after school, just a regular Friday at around 3:30. The front door wasn't locked and to my horror I walk in and my mom and her "boyfriend" were butt naked in the middle of the floor,screwing. Just a regular day. To her defense, she didn't really raise me, my aunt did. Do you know the only thing my mom said was, "Baby, you should've knocked." I said, "How about you lock the door, or better yet, go to your bedroom when it's time for your kid to come in from school." Wanna talk about traumatic experiences. My entire life, from the jump, would be a best selling autobiography. And, you're my Queer Awakening. I've never said that before.
I watched 9&1/2 weeks when I was 10 or 11. And when the adults say, "Cover your eyes", do you actually do it? I didn't. Hands down, one of my favorite movies and probably why I'm a somewhat borderline sexual deviant.
Well Kim was cute if skinny. But not even soft core. Except for language. Not really spanking. Maybe b&d. Not s&m by a looong shot. But she WAS a Nosy Parker.
I was the oldest of 3 so my parents waited until my younger sister was old enough and then gave us all the talk together. Needless to say there were no questions asked...especially since I'd already figured a lot of it out with a girl I was seeing at the time...
😂my sex talk was dad asking me if I knew about sex, when I affirmed that I did, he said "just know you're walking around with a loaded gun now". I was 13.
@LtPowers Regardless. I just want to hear the comedian and their material, not some schmuck in the crowd. When she asked if the person would talk to her... I'd be like-- No, pick someone else. 🤨
My conservative religious dad was nervous as hell to have The Talk with me (at age 8) at a local diner. When he finished explaining the basics and asked if I had any questions, I said, "Sure. Can I have a quarter for the jukebox?"
I always thought the safe phase to end all fights was, "I'm sorry you're right dear"
That sorry will be used against you
So not safe. Safe for now.
Risky game she might just turn up in the 2nd half on you
Never got the sex talk. We grew up on a farm so everything I learned about sex I learned from seeing animals breeding.😅
Sadly, you are 100% correct. I'm pretty sure there was 0 time on the farm for the talk.
My dad did the same thing. His response was so funny, "OK, that's rather accurate for a 5th grader."
She’s awesome
From a very early age, seriously, an early age, I knew kinda the way adult relationships worked. My mama was the "HOT" mom, the pretty mom, the mom who wore makeup, fingernails,short skirts and tight pants. Not to mention a rack that caught men's eyes. Fast forward to eighth grade and I'm 13. I came home after school, just a regular Friday at around 3:30. The front door wasn't locked and to my horror I walk in and my mom and her "boyfriend" were butt naked in the middle of the floor,screwing. Just a regular day. To her defense, she didn't really raise me, my aunt did. Do you know the only thing my mom said was, "Baby, you should've knocked." I said, "How about you lock the door, or better yet, go to your bedroom when it's time for your kid to come in from school." Wanna talk about traumatic experiences. My entire life, from the jump, would be a best selling autobiography. And, you're my Queer Awakening. I've never said that before.
I watched 9&1/2 weeks when I was 10 or 11. And when the adults say, "Cover your eyes", do you actually do it? I didn't. Hands down, one of my favorite movies and probably why I'm a somewhat borderline sexual deviant.
Well Kim was cute if skinny. But not even soft core. Except for language. Not really spanking. Maybe b&d. Not s&m by a looong shot. But she WAS a Nosy Parker.
Is Ashton a girl's name? I'm just curious...
@squeet6831 It's actually unisex. I know men & women, boys & girls, with this name. Why do you ask?
I am female if that's what you're asking
Taylor is fantastic
I was the oldest of 3 so my parents waited until my younger sister was old enough and then gave us all the talk together. Needless to say there were no questions asked...especially since I'd already figured a lot of it out with a girl I was seeing at the time...
My dad said when I was a teenager on the way out the door “keep that thing in your pants”. I learned from the pictures and poems on the stall walls.
😂my sex talk was dad asking me if I knew about sex, when I affirmed that I did, he said "just know you're walking around with a loaded gun now". I was 13.
Super sweet...
I never had one, no one told me anything. My mom showed me spring awakening at 13 and just talked like I already knew (I did)
A tangent of my own: Lorelei Gilmore was likeable, but she wasn't that good a mother.
Gotta admit. That would just stop everything. Skrrrrrrr klunk.
You have an odd way of pronouncing "Can't".
I tried this on an ex GF, she replied "Can - and DID".
Love Taylor but crowd work , to me, is the most annoying thing in standup comedy.
But she's so good at it.
@LtPowers Regardless. I just want to hear the comedian and their material, not some schmuck in the crowd. When she asked if the person would talk to her... I'd be like-- No, pick someone else. 🤨
@@bossfan49feel the same not a fan of crowd work
boo. its just a kind of transition. watch more comedy.
So... why watch this video?
I don't like her.
And yet here you are.
Then go TF away.
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A female comedian going on about sex and mental health. What a shocker
Legally they can’t graduate from standup school unless they sign a commitment to these 2 topics.
An uneducated UA-cam commenter whining about what they think "irony" is.
Her shit is pretty funny, not sure what your deal is
A male bitching about a female comedian's set. What a shocker.
@@heavymod9476it’s the biggest stereotype of female comedians and the worst part is that the stereotype is accurate