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  • Опубліковано 20 лис 2024

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  • @MandaloreGaming
    @MandaloreGaming  4 роки тому +1614

    Factorio on GOG - gog.la/TheFactoryMustExpand (Devs stated it will never go on sale, anywhere ever)
    THE LIST - docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_K3ziSxT9zcUUGCddS4sF1uNJTWHSbOwB1CQX2Rx4Uo
    I haven't actually stopped playing yet. Don't you dare link me any of the mods I've seen too much already.

  • @Chiefkid20
    @Chiefkid20 4 роки тому +8190

    "The developers are threatening to release more updates."
    This single line is the quintessential endorsement of a game.

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 4 роки тому +240

      I hope they really release dirty mining or space exploration updates.
      Not just graphical ones.

    • @Wladislav
      @Wladislav 4 роки тому +75

      Shortly after that: Virtual Crack

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 роки тому +8

      profile pic checks out

    • @Wladislav
      @Wladislav 4 роки тому +6

      @@Drekromancer 🥴

    • @silvertrimhill9844
      @silvertrimhill9844 4 роки тому +38

      hellatze More mobs?, Ooh ooh an under ground tunnel complex filled with new nasties?, Fusion reactors would also be cool, space exploration would be cool mabey?

  • @ctographerm3285
    @ctographerm3285 4 роки тому +6450

    "... The developers are /threatening/ to release more updates."
    I can't think of any other game where this phrase is completely and unironically true.

    • @schmid1.079
      @schmid1.079 4 роки тому +541

      I cannot count the times I used the excuse of a new update to start another savegame.

    • @MandaloreGaming
      @MandaloreGaming  4 роки тому +1730

      I avoided the game for about two years straight in development because I knew what it would do to me if I picked it up again. I'm not sure my brain meta will ever truly catch up.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому +128

      @@MandaloreGaming don't worry Mandy, your friends are here to help you get out of the addiction, I hope

    • @5789Ranger
      @5789Ranger 4 роки тому +10

      ctographer Cookieclicker

    • @pnutz_2
      @pnutz_2 4 роки тому +7

      CDProjekt Red to the rescue

  • @tyguy6296
    @tyguy6296 4 роки тому +5795

    "yeah im really proud of my factory! stuff goes in over here, goes through several square kilometers of stuff I no longer understand, and good stuff comes out over there. It took me several real world days, and i missed the birth of my son, but I think it turned out pretty compact so its all good."

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 4 роки тому +14

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ dat username doe

    • @crumpledpaper8897
      @crumpledpaper8897 2 роки тому +26

      Yeah

    • @aleksapetrovic6519
      @aleksapetrovic6519 2 роки тому +184

      Praise the Omnissiah!

    • @Wazza555
      @Wazza555 2 роки тому +24

      Spoken like a true gamer

    • @olivetho
      @olivetho 2 роки тому +78

      I've started working as a programmer qnd to my horror i realised that my factorio habits have carried over:
      just last week i was planning on just maybe staying until 18:30 or so rather than the usual 17:30 to finish optimising and redoing some function - i went home at 23:00, and only after somebody came by to pull me out of my zone - because employees are literally not allowed to stay past that hour without being personally granted specific permission to do so from the branch manager themselves (or higher).

  • @Steplar98
    @Steplar98 4 роки тому +5185

    "Oh that's a cool factory; how does it work?"
    "I don't know."

    • @01100101011100100111
      @01100101011100100111 4 роки тому +554

      The horrifying nightmare game of turning into Todd Howard.
      "It just works."
      "Got a couple bugs here."

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому +359

      "Only the Omnissiah knows"

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому +89

      @The Xenomorphian it's close to that. If you know what the Rat underhive tribe is you can skip the next paragraph
      They are a tribe in the underhive from which I forgot the name, and worship the hive itself as a god, and entities they name "the spirits of the hive". They are normally pascifist (as pascifist as under-hive dwellers can be) and will not attack anyone, except if they go into specific sanctuary they consider as sacred. Those sanctuary are archeo-tech caches. They worship the ancien tech, and believe it is related to the spirits they also worship, those techs seem to give strange powers to their shamans too.
      So, basicly, the Mechanicum (the pre-Horus Heresy Mechanicus) was born this way if I recall. Peoples didn't have the science to understand the tech on mars anymore. For them, it was magic, holy magic. The scattered cults united into one religion, which became the cult of the Machine God that we know of.

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 роки тому +30

      Quintesential Mechanicus Moment

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 роки тому +72

      @@Sir_Bucket "THE FACTORIUM IS MINE REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT MAKES!!!" *ANGRY BINARY NOISES*

  • @Zeigabibblez
    @Zeigabibblez 4 роки тому +1133

    The factory must expand to meet the needs of the expanding factory.

    • @silvertrimhill9844
      @silvertrimhill9844 4 роки тому +74

      ENGAGE THE LINKAGE OMNISIAH!!!
      ENGAGE THE LINKAGE OMNISIAH!!!
      ENGAGE THE LINKAGE OMNISIAH!!!
      OUR TRUTH HATH COME ONLINE!!!

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 роки тому +29

      We.Need.More.CABLE!!!

    • @silvertrimhill9844
      @silvertrimhill9844 4 роки тому +28

      Masterzoroark666 CABLE FOR THE CABEL GOD!!!
      TOASTERS FOR THE TOASTER THONE!!!

  • @toothpasteman3400
    @toothpasteman3400 3 роки тому +1796

    "you might have a mechanicus moment where YOU don't even know how the factory works"
    I want to make a factory that spans the entire map that is like totally non understandable but by some miracle works

    • @danghostman2814
      @danghostman2814 3 роки тому +440

      "This factory spans three continents and consumes a mountain range every month. The smog clouds from its smokestacks have caused and then resolved global warming by dimming the sun worldwide. What does it produce?"
      Magos : "Paperclips."
      "...Paperclips. The $%^& ?"
      Magos : opens door to horde of rabid, screaming, Administratum adepts
      Magos : slams door
      Magos : "Paperclips."

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 3 роки тому +44

      @@danghostman2814 exactly

    • @YukonHexsun
      @YukonHexsun 3 роки тому +114

      @@danghostman2814 Oh no. No not the paperclip game. Someone call an inquisitor, he's going to destroy the galaxy.

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 2 роки тому +14

      @@danghostman2814 Y'all are surprised, but that's one of the small Forgeworld made for the Adeptus Ministorum.
      The beurocratic fuckers always have a delivery request for metric tons of papaerclips for some reason.

    • @EssaysInTheCommentsSection
      @EssaysInTheCommentsSection 2 роки тому +44

      Raw ore and oil goes in, rocket parts, artillery shells, and robots come out, what's so confusing about that?

  • @witchfynder_finder
    @witchfynder_finder 4 роки тому +7150

    "I have yet to see them breach the self-replicating minefield."
    That's a fucking terrifying sentence. I love this game.

    • @christuncks
      @christuncks 4 роки тому +487

      Have a look at recursive blueprints grey goo then, self replicating factory that seeks out and secures more materials.

    • @davidbonar5190
      @davidbonar5190 4 роки тому +147

      self-replicating and evolving would be like in the movie "screamers" :)

    • @DM0407
      @DM0407 4 роки тому +78

      @@christuncks Grey Goo should have been so much better received.

    • @dragonrabbit7410
      @dragonrabbit7410 4 роки тому +94

      Reminds me of DS9 :)

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 4 роки тому +91

      If its good against the Dominion, its good agaisnt everything else.

  • @TheKsenpai
    @TheKsenpai 4 роки тому +2869

    "But the Developers are threatening to release more updates"
    normally i would laugh at that statement... but i've played factorio, that's actually scary.

    • @epichaley1173
      @epichaley1173 3 роки тому +38

      only for wube are updates a threat

    • @welcometohell5798
      @welcometohell5798 3 роки тому +9

      I agree

    • @johngun4377
      @johngun4377 3 роки тому +120

      From other games, it’s a godsend, from the devs of Cracktorio, it’s a threat

    • @mixia7225
      @mixia7225 3 роки тому +42

      @@johngun4377 for tf2 it's a godsend, for any EA game it's a devil's advocate, and for any dead game it's usless

    • @jonaskonrad
      @jonaskonrad 3 роки тому +15

      I mean vanilla factorio needs a few QoL updates and bug fixes. For more content and especially a second playthrough you need mods. Makes it way more interesting and challenging.

  • @rogueishcharm
    @rogueishcharm Місяць тому +55

    It's funny how almost word for word the concerns section of the video is being addressed in Space Age

  • @jamesdobson4178
    @jamesdobson4178 4 роки тому +3190

    The muffled carameldansen from the labs had me in tears

    • @RDaneelOliwav
      @RDaneelOliwav 4 роки тому +181

      Apparently, there's a mod for just that

    • @iaminokami381
      @iaminokami381 3 роки тому +54

      @@RDaneelOliwav There is? Where can I find it? I FOOOOKIN NEED THIS!!!! :*

    • @delta4phoenix4
      @delta4phoenix4 3 роки тому +98

      @@iaminokami381 its called labdansen. Discoscience recommended

    • @iaminokami381
      @iaminokami381 3 роки тому +18

      @@delta4phoenix4 Nice, thank you bro!
      Only problem is now that it doesn't work rn bcs of Factorio 1.1 and the mod only works on 1.0, so I guess we gotta start bugging the creator of the mod to update it... :)

    • @delta4phoenix4
      @delta4phoenix4 3 роки тому +6

      @@iaminokami381 yep, or you can edit the configuration file in the mod to make it run in 1.1

  • @hiddenshadow2105
    @hiddenshadow2105 4 роки тому +840

    "...may even have a magical Mechanicus moment..."
    It makes sense, there are so many Tyranids around.

    • @thundersoul6795
      @thundersoul6795 4 роки тому +32

      Nah, these things are zerg-level. Just throw endless hydraling into the fray until the line of defense runs out of ammo or forgets that they're a potential issue and gets too lax. Rampant-NE biters are significantly closer yet still far off.

    • @hiddenshadow2105
      @hiddenshadow2105 4 роки тому +30

      @@thundersoul6795 Lost 'nid strain then? Trying desperately to eat some brains (of the protagonist) to get better chances in life?

    • @jimskywaker4345
      @jimskywaker4345 4 роки тому +4

      @@thundersoul6795 exactly their attacks are literally zerg rushes. I am almost inclined to believe that this is literally in the starcraft universe

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 4 роки тому +10

      Don't tell the biters that they are Tyranids! The last thing my factory needs is a pack of Carnifexs smashing my walls, Zonethropes releasing warp fire into my turrets and winged warriors just doing whatever the hell they please.

    • @hiddenshadow2105
      @hiddenshadow2105 4 роки тому +4

      @@seanpeacock4290 Pray to the Omnissiah and all will be fine.

  • @heikkiaho6605
    @heikkiaho6605 4 роки тому +695

    The crack part is quite true. I remember one time playing Factorio so much, that after I stopped playing and tried to read some text on a paper nearby, the letters started to move sideways, turning into conveyor belts and forges, and I started to wonder... Why is there so little copper ore on the copper belt?
    True story, but I guess I was a bit tired as well.

    • @Krilorytheweirdo
      @Krilorytheweirdo Рік тому +52

      tetris effect

    • @dramazing1698
      @dramazing1698 Рік тому +39

      I did genuinely have a "belts moving on the web page I was reading" moment, and it horrified and intrigued me. I took a break after that.

  • @TheJolle
    @TheJolle 4 роки тому +1493

    A single techpriest crashlands on an alien planet...

    • @IPFreelly604
      @IPFreelly604 4 роки тому +125

      Ah, a challenge worthy of my skills.

    • @mehmedmaloparic
      @mehmedmaloparic 4 роки тому +77

      That would be a kickas mod... 40k overhaul!

    • @jimskywaker4345
      @jimskywaker4345 4 роки тому +8

      infested with zerg?

    • @Shrike200
      @Shrike200 4 роки тому +57

      @@jimskywaker4345 Well, 'nids in that case.

    • @Daveonimus
      @Daveonimus 3 роки тому +42

      @@IPFreelly604 I am honoured that you require my skill.
      Initiating construction!
      *when finally make the rocket*
      Thank you machine spirit for our safe arrival.

  • @aunoum
    @aunoum 4 роки тому +3006

    "Why is this belt such a mess? Did I fix it or was there a reason and I broke something?"
    Welcome to enterprise software development!

    • @MrC0MPUT3R
      @MrC0MPUT3R 4 роки тому +293

      Factorio is very analogous to enterprise software development. Though the lack of nukes is frustrating.

    • @aunoum
      @aunoum 4 роки тому +123

      @@MrC0MPUT3R what about dropping the production database?

    • @Mish844
      @Mish844 4 роки тому +171

      @@aunoum we call it "radical query optimization"

    • @riyanafrizal4188
      @riyanafrizal4188 4 роки тому +61

      @@Mish844 well gotta chase that "performance optimization" so we could put it in the change log

    • @duramirez
      @duramirez 4 роки тому +6

      I only know about that, too god damn well.
      Whelp :(

  • @Spacialvekter
    @Spacialvekter 4 роки тому +1008

    Two constants in Factorio: The bugs must die, and the factory must grow.

    • @deisk2707
      @deisk2707 3 роки тому +17

      or irl: conquer bugs, enslave bugs, to produce weapons, to conquer more bugs, to enslave more bugs, to produce more weapons!
      Profit: ???
      Repeat!

    • @Dhips.
      @Dhips. 2 роки тому +15

      "The only good bug is a dead bug!"

    • @nikolassomething3729
      @nikolassomething3729 2 роки тому +7

      That's not death, that's diplomacy 🙄

    • @hueghh3775
      @hueghh3775 2 роки тому +1

      The sheet metal must flow.

    • @ArcDemon74096
      @ArcDemon74096 2 роки тому +1

      Trees are the true enemy

  • @sempitraum5541
    @sempitraum5541 4 роки тому +313

    "What a fun looking factory maker game"
    -last words heard from many missing persons cases.

  • @Jimbo55151
    @Jimbo55151 4 роки тому +629

    This game is the ultimate “blink and it’s been a day, blink again and it’s been 2 months”
    Watching this review for me is like being a recovering alcoholic and seeing people go to the bar in a show you love IE it’s hitting neurons I don’t want it to

    • @provalone
      @provalone 4 роки тому +37

      I'm jonesing so hard right now man.... I was down to just the soft stuff, the browser games on Kongregate that are like if you clip one feature from it and only do that..... But it looks so goooooooood now.... its been years..... just one day, I can just play a little, set an alarm, it will be fine.....

    • @Jimbo55151
      @Jimbo55151 4 роки тому +23

      Anthony Provenzano Dont give in man...stay strong. For the sake of your REM cycle and sanity

    • @mitchellhorton9382
      @mitchellhorton9382 4 роки тому +2

      Rimworld is just better in my opinion so Factorio never really grabbed me

    • @DragonHalo99
      @DragonHalo99 4 роки тому +8

      @@mitchellhorton9382 The only thing wrong with rimworld is their is not enough warcrimes.

    • @mitchellhorton9382
      @mitchellhorton9382 4 роки тому +2

      @@DragonHalo99 lol I don't think that's ever been a complaint about Rimworld so I assume that's sarcasm
      *for people who don't know you can take the corpses of your enemies/friends and process them for
      -spare organs
      -food
      -"leather" to make hats out of

  • @KageMinowara
    @KageMinowara 3 роки тому +219

    I like the fact that you're fighting bugs and your ultimate robot is in the shape of a spider.

  • @poggerskekw5903
    @poggerskekw5903 4 роки тому +1218

    I have lost several close friends to the clutches of this monster.

  • @Sleelan
    @Sleelan 4 роки тому +1047

    Note about the lack of discount - it's actually always been a part of developers' policy, they never do that. Their reasoning is that they priced their game according to what they believe it's honestly worth and would rather see that than raising the price only to then discount it regularly.

    • @Volpethrope
      @Volpethrope 4 роки тому +242

      And they don't want anyone to ever potentially hit buyer's regret from buying it right before a sale they didn't know about. It has a pretty in-depth demo and you know what the price will always be.

    • @Pawn2e4
      @Pawn2e4 4 роки тому +81

      And at £21 the game is a steal considering the 100s of hours you'll put into it

    • @Herodegon
      @Herodegon 4 роки тому +94

      Let's be honest here: the game is worth *WAY MORE* than $30, even when looking at the older versions

    • @nalykazule1582
      @nalykazule1582 4 роки тому +32

      500 hours in at $20 during alpha was a steal, and it's still a steal now at $30 at 1.0 release.

    • @p_serdiuk
      @p_serdiuk 4 роки тому +53

      Add to this the fact that it's easy to pirate anyway, but you need to buy it to get mods. So people who can't afford to spend much money on games still have both the opportunity to get fully addicted to it and a reason to buy it anyway.

  • @musclesglasses5790
    @musclesglasses5790 3 роки тому +320

    The idea that there is a constant "Caramelladansen" rave in the blue labs is pure genius.

    • @reviewreaper8508
      @reviewreaper8508 3 роки тому +2

      Not necessarily the source, but a well known reference from a few years prior.
      ua-cam.com/video/cWz5uYWnI5k/v-deo.html

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 4 роки тому +1308

    Is this game essentially “How to make a Mechanicus forge world in a nutshell”?

    • @leobracken2316
      @leobracken2316 4 роки тому +75

      01011001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00101110

    • @Makon0006
      @Makon0006 4 роки тому +49

      @@leobracken2316 01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110000 01110010 01100001 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100001

    • @JohnJohnson-dc9yv
      @JohnJohnson-dc9yv 4 роки тому +63

      I don't know what you just said, but yes.

    • @doodah8370
      @doodah8370 4 роки тому +168

      Lone Martian Tech priest crash-lands on a tyranid-infested world.

    • @234ne14
      @234ne14 4 роки тому +98

      Your time is not of importance
      Your health is not of importance
      Your relationship is not of importance
      Discard your rotting human cage
      Embrace the cold efficiency and logic of the great machine
      Embrace Omnissiah!

  • @wusashicat1
    @wusashicat1 4 роки тому +1308

    "can't breach the self-replicating minefield" - The Dominion had that same problem

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 4 роки тому +57

      Then Damar solved that problem and the Prophets just ate a couple hundred ships, making the entire thing pointless to begin with...

    • @Shedovv
      @Shedovv 4 роки тому +10

      @@floppydisksareop Can you please, kindly, tell me what the hell are you two on about?

    • @enterprise9001
      @enterprise9001 4 роки тому +30

      @@Shedovv Watch DS9

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 4 роки тому +84

      @@Shedovv In Star Trek: Deep Space Nine there is a war between the Federation and the Dominion. To prevent the Dominion of reinforcing, they plant a minefield on the end of the wormhole that makes them able to get to Federation space that can't be brought down because every time they detonate or disarm a mine, the one next to it simply creates a new one. In the end, the Cardassians who are allies with the Dominon find a way to bring down the minefield, however because of some weird Deus Ex Machina the aliens that happen to live in the wormhole practically eat the entire Dominion invasion fleet.

    • @bogdanbogdanoff5164
      @bogdanbogdanoff5164 4 роки тому +32

      @@floppydisksareop brilliant star trek writing of course, as always

  • @sethappleton7628
    @sethappleton7628 4 роки тому +179

    My absolute favorite part of this game is when you've gone so far and been building a huge factory for so long that after a while It seems like something completely alien to you. Like it's become it's own entity completely independent of you

    • @lobsterfork
      @lobsterfork 2 роки тому +27

      It is the best and worst feeling in the world.

  • @leramar
    @leramar 4 роки тому +286

    2:17 "I know not how the divine factory works, only that the machine spirit and The Omnissiah have blessed me!"

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k 4 роки тому +2

      Amen

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 4 роки тому +3

      The Machine Spirit and the Omnissiah must be appeased with the sacrifice of many filty mutant bugs!

  • @sportakus3
    @sportakus3 4 роки тому +250

    The fact that at 5:55 how he made the music less loud just that moment when those 3 research buildings dimmed made the scene worth it.

    • @arthuredwards1433
      @arthuredwards1433 4 роки тому +8

      What song is playing at 5:55?

    • @Bishop5466
      @Bishop5466 4 роки тому +23

      @@arthuredwards1433 caramelldansen

    • @BrotherSurplice
      @BrotherSurplice 4 роки тому +5

      King-tier attention to detail

    • @RustyDroid
      @RustyDroid 4 роки тому +13

      Even better, I think he -only- did it in the left channel.

    • @nekoimouto4639
      @nekoimouto4639 4 роки тому +14

      I definitely need a mod that makes the research buildings blast muffled caramelldansen now

  • @ShootingStar1313
    @ShootingStar1313 4 роки тому +283

    (2:16) "Mechanicus moment... not entirely sure how your factory works anymore."
    Yeah, I know the feeling. Happens to me often enough. Great line though!

  • @alvintollah
    @alvintollah 4 роки тому +774

    The more I learn about this game, the less it's about escaping a planet and more about creating a self-sufficient planet harvesting factory.

    • @krisztiannemeth6875
      @krisztiannemeth6875 4 роки тому +56

      I've seen a video years ago, where the player made a self expanding factory. It had problems but im sure he or she figured it out since.

    • @AlphaNumericKey
      @AlphaNumericKey 4 роки тому +40

      As Krisztian Nemeth states, people have made self-replicating factories. It would likely be much easier once the Robot Spiders gain the ability to self replicate.

    • @ciCCapROSTi
      @ciCCapROSTi 4 роки тому +6

      That requires the Recursive Blueprints mod, but it's doable.

    • @mageofvoid4282
      @mageofvoid4282 4 роки тому +2

      Reminds me of rimworld

    • @silvertrimhill9844
      @silvertrimhill9844 4 роки тому

      Jin Bin Ong
      My tactic for early game:
      Bring 3+ turrets, 100 ammo for me, 100 for turrets, ~10 grenades per bug spawner.
      Build and load turrets gradually getting closer to nests then carpet bomb the nest in relative peace

  • @magosexploratoradeon6409
    @magosexploratoradeon6409 4 роки тому +452

    Ah yes, the only game where the phrases "More Efficiency is necessary" and "fuck this whatever works" are the duality of a game.

    • @zacgarcia9082
      @zacgarcia9082 4 роки тому +5

      Me and my brother are at both ends of this mentality. Needless to say we argue a lot about our factory setups

    • @DamnDaimen
      @DamnDaimen 4 роки тому +13

      @@zacgarcia9082 At the end, what matters is production. Get the beakers into the testicles so we can learn to be less stupid and get off this rock.

    • @tommygunmitvierm724
      @tommygunmitvierm724 4 роки тому +3

      I switch between these like every hour or so, depending on how long I am already trying to set something up

    • @cabellones
      @cabellones 4 роки тому +10

      as someone who had work in heavy industry... this is true...

    • @SneakyLittleHobbit
      @SneakyLittleHobbit 4 роки тому

      @@DamnDaimen
      I'm definitely going to refer to the research centers as testicles from now on. Thank you.

  • @akronred648
    @akronred648 3 роки тому +230

    I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but I like how at 6:01 the music momentarily quiets when some of the labs go offline. I'm glad I'm subscribed to this man.

    • @0krana333
      @0krana333 2 роки тому +29

      It is a mod called discolab

    • @AreaDenial
      @AreaDenial 2 роки тому +7

      Actual fucking madman

    • @yacabo111
      @yacabo111 Рік тому +6

      I just noticed the audio is mixed properly so it sounds like the left ones go offline

    • @ProjectXA3
      @ProjectXA3 6 місяців тому

      Oh my god that's great

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +130

    So, can we count it as an authentic experince of a person travelling through ranks of AdMech from a lowly human with a hammer, who does everything manually to horrifying monstrosity in a nuclear armed spider mech body that thinks in patterns impossible for normal human mind and controls a whole factory world?

  • @rickimaru915
    @rickimaru915 4 роки тому +440

    "The factory must grow"
    I'm pretty sure that there's an SCP that's a sentient factory that constantly tries to expand itself

    • @bryanwallace3307
      @bryanwallace3307 4 роки тому +74

      Factorio is just a SCP

    • @jackbright2125
      @jackbright2125 4 роки тому +70

      There is, it's a bunch of gears that have to be immersed in saltwater because if they un-rust they start projecting noise into your brain until you feed it more metal at an accelerating rate.

    • @01100101011100100111
      @01100101011100100111 4 роки тому +36

      TBF, there's a LOT of self-replicating SCPs, or ones that can "spread" themselves like infections.
      There's red water/ice that upon contact with normal water switches that water's phase changes.
      An organic motherboard that assimilates surrounding material if not kept in a forced hibernation.
      I think there was even "living" graffiti that could literally infect buildings and do...something (don't remember).

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 4 роки тому +6

      @@01100101011100100111 The grafitti may be the evil grafitti owl who takes people away and consumes them. It teleports when you try to destroy it.

    • @yourlocalbicronoverlord
      @yourlocalbicronoverlord 4 роки тому +2

      That SCP was also an SCP -001 proposal right? I think the Cult of the Broken God, or at least some of it’s members, tried to force the reunification of the Broken God by creating it from scratch.

  • @linkh5375
    @linkh5375 4 роки тому +619

    My base, always:
    "I swear there was initially a method behind this madness."
    (Hello fellow spaghetti base builders)

    • @gemmasterian4496
      @gemmasterian4496 3 роки тому +18

      My bases are hell. They are massive sparling over the map and with all the Bob's mods... I am unsure where the oil goes, I am unsure how many titanium plates I have and as if I know where those are going either. The only thing I know is the nuclear and that's just because, I happened to have unlocked that recently...

    • @lunakoala5053
      @lunakoala5053 3 роки тому +5

      Call yourselves lucky. I'm too much of an optimization neat freat that I'm constantly tearing shit apart and rebuilding.

    • @TechyBen
      @TechyBen 3 роки тому +3

      "I'll make sure I use up 100% of the space"...
      [Needs 1 more belt line to split off...]
      "Oh..."

    • @Raganui
      @Raganui 2 роки тому

      A method to the madness... a madness to the method!

    • @RimshotKiller
      @RimshotKiller 2 роки тому

      I mean, can you *really* say that you put your heart into it if it isn't a bloody mess?

  • @CorwinTheOneAndOnly
    @CorwinTheOneAndOnly 4 роки тому +340

    "The developers are *threatening* to add more updates"
    Apt word to use. I love negatively connotated words used positively

    • @vaendryl
      @vaendryl 4 роки тому +14

      My wife bullies me into giving her hugs.

    • @mineteam0
      @mineteam0 4 роки тому +33

      it is not positive at all.
      every single factorio update is a source of PTSD.
      when I switched from 0.16 to 0.17, I had yellow and purple science ratio recalculation nightmares and had a 7-14-21 PTSD.

    • @RDaneelOliwav
      @RDaneelOliwav 4 роки тому +2

      @@mineteam0 simple, start a new map

    • @Delta-lb1ck
      @Delta-lb1ck 3 роки тому +1

      @@mineteam0 I wanted to die after that change god damn, you have given me the ptsd again.

  • @Neoblaster
    @Neoblaster 4 роки тому +339

    Mandalore: The game is not overwhelming
    Me: *gets overwhelmed by the tutorial*

    • @qbertgaming
      @qbertgaming 4 роки тому +22

      Dont play the tutorial.... just build..

    • @X39
      @X39 4 роки тому +13

      Avoid the tutorials
      Just run with the Flow (your first few factory are garbage anyways... But the good Kind of garbage)

    • @morgana4525
      @morgana4525 4 роки тому +3

      The 0.7 tutorial is much much better. Downgrade your version. Play the campaign. And then upgrade back when your done. The 0.7 campaign has a mix of guiding the player and letting the player just build.

    • @PaulSeoulOLD
      @PaulSeoulOLD 4 роки тому +3

      Just take your time and learn at your own pace. If you are getting rushed by bugs, you can turn them off. You play as you like!

    • @Dianbler
      @Dianbler 4 роки тому

      You watch ManglePork's videos, he's good

  • @phillipmele8533
    @phillipmele8533 4 роки тому +55

    Regarding why the bugs attack, the achievement you receive for triggering your first insect attack may offer us a clue. The achievement is named: “It stinks and they don’t like it.”

    • @jfarrar19
      @jfarrar19 9 місяців тому +5

      So what you're saying is the solution to bug attacks is bathing

  • @baerthe
    @baerthe 4 роки тому +54

    Ive always tell people when they ask "how addictive is the game"
    Well its the only indie game ive ever seen go UP in price and the fans cheered.

  • @TheVideoNerd
    @TheVideoNerd 4 роки тому +435

    "You can buy it but at no discount because they realize they're selling virtual crack" lol

  • @Joe-xq3zu
    @Joe-xq3zu 2 роки тому +24

    That 'Magical Mechanicus Moment' was why I transitioned to using single product specialized modular sub-factories connected by rail rather than a single mega base. It's a bit more work and probably loses a lot of efficiency, but it is SOooo much easier to track where everything is coming from and going to.

  • @IronicallyAlive
    @IronicallyAlive 4 роки тому +54

    3:47 "lofi industrial radio - beats to build a factory/Extract resources to"

  • @Volenzar
    @Volenzar 4 роки тому +1952

    "Oh, it's a girl!" As someone who lives in California, I laughed hard and cried a little at the same time.

    • @notanm6616
      @notanm6616 4 роки тому +32

      As a fellow Californian, I felt that too.

    • @buttersstotch172
      @buttersstotch172 4 роки тому +12

      Because there are a lot of forest fires ?

    • @CourierSiix
      @CourierSiix 4 роки тому +86

      You live in cali? Damn, im so sorry. Much love from ohio

    • @buttersstotch172
      @buttersstotch172 4 роки тому +8

      @Hammer Go Bonk! We have neither here in Germany.

    • @buttersstotch172
      @buttersstotch172 4 роки тому +66

      @Hammer Go Bonk! Hmm. The stuff going on in the states is something you would expect from a South Park episode. But for the last 20 years it was real life. But us europeans are actually not in the position, to make fun of you. Pretty soon we will have the same problems here. We copy all the bad stuff going on in the states.

  • @UncleFester84
    @UncleFester84 4 роки тому +457

    They should remake this in a 40k theme and call it Manufactorum

    • @lordfriedrick7911
      @lordfriedrick7911 3 роки тому +52

      Only if you can build in series titans

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 3 роки тому +92

      40k mod would be huge. A single lone Magos crash lands on an alien world and creates a forge world.

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 3 роки тому +5

      @@SomeKindaSpy he doesnt crash land

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson 3 роки тому +13

      @@SomeKindaSpy If that thing ever comes out I'm buying this game automatically, no questions asked!

    • @voin5371
      @voin5371 3 роки тому +12

      Would be dope if you could build tanks, astartes equipment, void ships, etc and trade it off for like diplomacy and stuff.

  • @crashcoptr
    @crashcoptr 4 роки тому +88

    Holy shit the detail in the edit at 6:01 is so subtle with the lowering of left audio when the labs go dark for a moment.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +4

      Holy shit.

    • @archbishophavel5050
      @archbishophavel5050 4 роки тому +7

      Also the little "AH!" the worm makes at 4:28

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 роки тому

      He just replaced a sound-file with the music.

    • @crashcoptr
      @crashcoptr 4 роки тому +3

      @@R3GARnator Then wouldn't there be at least some audio on the left side if he just replaced the sound file with music? That lab north of him would produce at least *some* left-sided audio, wouldn't you think?

  • @Walkingdog1000
    @Walkingdog1000 4 роки тому +1016

    7:35 “as a wise man once said, Ritalin really helps”
    More lore for the Mand/Sseth extended universe

    • @DeriDraws
      @DeriDraws 4 роки тому +178

      The strange case of Dr Mandalore & Mr Sseth

    • @silvertrimhill9844
      @silvertrimhill9844 4 роки тому +29

      I want to see an SS13 station populated/governed by their brand of game reviews the question is which roll is ross scot?🤔

    • @haydentravis3348
      @haydentravis3348 4 роки тому +11

      How's the fanfiction?

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 3 роки тому +32

      @@DeriDraws Sseth is the Doctor, not only he has the Jewish African Warlord black magic juju, he treated Mandalore and prescribed him with eggs.

    • @beageler
      @beageler 2 роки тому +2

      Have you seen 6:52?

  • @captainforrix956
    @captainforrix956 3 роки тому +78

    Playing Barotrauma with Sseth? That sounds like a one-way ticket to PTSD and stress issues

  • @CoolioMaister
    @CoolioMaister 4 роки тому +206

    5:58
    not only did you used caramelldansen, but the quarantine version.

    • @yeetusdelitus1650
      @yeetusdelitus1650 4 роки тому +6

      The Swedish glory of a song

    • @jeremiahcstranslations2306
      @jeremiahcstranslations2306 4 роки тому +6

      Thank you! Now I can stop trawling the UA-cam comments section. I'm not sure if I've heard this on other UA-cam videos. Phineas and Ferb referenced the dance but didn't use the music.

    • @HadoukenHero
      @HadoukenHero 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha I came to comment, I was like hold up... Is that...?

  • @nathanielleguizamo409
    @nathanielleguizamo409 4 роки тому +2131

    "I recommend Eggs."
    -Dr. SsethTzeentach

    • @johndoe5432
      @johndoe5432 4 роки тому +182

      Mandalore must have been poisoned with the psychotropic drug, he was threatening himself with eggs.

    • @freaknr1
      @freaknr1 4 роки тому +109

      He's a medical professional. He knows what he's doing. XD

    • @Seal-ion
      @Seal-ion 4 роки тому +76

      You have to eat all the eggs.

    • @alecetym6246
      @alecetym6246 4 роки тому +12

      Do you know what game that was from?

    • @markoerakovic9899
      @markoerakovic9899 4 роки тому +55

      @@alecetym6246 Barotrauma.

  • @carek65
    @carek65 4 роки тому +275

    Mandalore’s character development is weird. He goes from thinking anime is weird in Shogo, now there’s like 5 anime references in 5 minutes in this video.

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 3 роки тому +45

      What's way more amusing is that he did watch anime, but it's the manime genre(mechs) and how he didnt get the point of moe. Now he calls a space bug cute because of its anime eyes while the SFX used is some cringy con video that's nearly 2 decades old.

    • @raw1175
      @raw1175 2 роки тому +6

      What are these

    • @carlosfred8673
      @carlosfred8673 Рік тому +2

      "Nyaaa~! OwO" - Alien Bug

  • @DARKREAPER8117
    @DARKREAPER8117 4 роки тому +282

    "THE FACTORY MUST GROW THE OMNISSIAH DOMANDS IT" - Magos Theta Drone 8117

  • @senza4591
    @senza4591 4 роки тому +138

    Dude, i cannot stress how accurate "where's the light oil go?" "Iunno" is
    Also "threaten to release updates" is 100% true

    • @toddkes5890
      @toddkes5890 3 роки тому +3

      Light Oil should go to your Rocket Fuel production, and if the Rocket Fuel is full then crack the Light Oil into Petroleum Gas to keep up the Plastic production, so you can keep the Red Circuit production going, so you can keep the Blue Circuit production, so you can make more Productivity and Speed Mk 3 modules

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 2 роки тому +1

      Just turn on alt-mode and it should become apparent where each stuff is and goes... [ And for people that hate that it's being toggled off during alt+tabs, like me, we can change the key-bind. :-) ]

  • @darkspire91
    @darkspire91 4 роки тому +140

    "Why's it doing that?"
    *Maniacal laughter*
    Yeah, that's about right.

  • @feralsquirrel711
    @feralsquirrel711 4 роки тому +173

    I didn't need convincing to get something I've had for ages, but Mandalore entices me to get it for someone else. A fine review.
    Now send help, I still can't stop playing it.

    • @ctographerm3285
      @ctographerm3285 4 роки тому +11

      The user has become the dealer.

    • @delgado290690
      @delgado290690 4 роки тому +2

      Sure, ill help....here, have 10 resource trains

    • @yahkimicki236
      @yahkimicki236 4 роки тому

      Hey, if you're looking for someone to get it for, I don't own/can't afford it, but I've been watching vids for the past week. It looks awesome.

    • @ctographerm3285
      @ctographerm3285 4 роки тому +1

      @@yahkimicki236 That's hell you're walking into.

    • @yahkimicki236
      @yahkimicki236 4 роки тому

      @@ctographerm3285 So I've heard.

  • @icipher6730
    @icipher6730 4 роки тому +96

    "think of it like study music"
    BEATS TO GROW FACTORY/MURDER ALIEN BUGS TO

  • @finnrock5558
    @finnrock5558 3 роки тому +205

    As an engineer with a minor undiagnosed case of OCD, I find Factorio incredibly enjoyable.
    Also, I spent several real world days wandering around my factory in a panic because I had an odd number of underground belts in my inventory.
    I did eventually find the issue, but it was really eating at me.

    • @throwawayjuri4560
      @throwawayjuri4560 3 роки тому +13

      Extremely relatable.

    • @femimark5021
      @femimark5021 2 роки тому +15

      I hate when I see that but unlike you, I am not a man of action.

    • @braydonfisher9273
      @braydonfisher9273 2 роки тому +1

      I can understand this so much take the like dude

    • @yourlocalengineer
      @yourlocalengineer 2 роки тому +4

      In such cases I sometimes commit the sin of placing the odd underground belt down and shooting it
      That also means the other one suffers the same fate when found

    • @trycilicbee0398
      @trycilicbee0398 2 роки тому +3

      I just realized it is 3 in the morning for me, i sat down when it was light outside. for the last god knows how many hours, i’ve had ONE extra underground belt and i’ve looked everywhere for it. i feel your pain

  • @InsectSpray
    @InsectSpray 4 роки тому +1168

    "oh it's a girl" got me real good.

    • @Kenshiro3rd
      @Kenshiro3rd 4 роки тому +5

      Same here. XD

    • @Cryten0
      @Cryten0 4 роки тому +38

      Pardon me for being dense. But can you explain that last quip?

    • @Kenshiro3rd
      @Kenshiro3rd 4 роки тому +180

      Cryten0 wildfires burning up the west coast of the USA were started by a gender reveal party.

    • @ardenorcrush649
      @ardenorcrush649 4 роки тому +125

      @@Cryten0 There was a "gender reveal party" for a baby that caused massive forest fires in California. It's a recurrent joke that gender reveal parties always cause terrible catastrophes.

    • @jeremiahcstranslations2306
      @jeremiahcstranslations2306 4 роки тому +18

      ​@@Kenshiro3rd Thank you for the explanation. I apparently didn't get the joke before. :-)

  • @marvelouschester4104
    @marvelouschester4104 4 роки тому +256

    No no Mandalore, you've done this one before

  • @daanstrik4293
    @daanstrik4293 28 днів тому +17

    “The developers are threatening to release new updates”
    They have since released the DLC.
    God help us all

  • @TalkingRaven_
    @TalkingRaven_ 4 роки тому +365

    6:50 Seems like a Barotrauma review's coming out from either of yourself.

    • @MrBatboss
      @MrBatboss 4 роки тому +39

      Hey, hey, hey people Sseth is there.

    • @isaacchapman7628
      @isaacchapman7628 4 роки тому +2

      Re:2D made one

    • @kanabis134
      @kanabis134 4 роки тому

      Dunno, the game is so empty and shite at this point there's nothing to review

    • @MrBatboss
      @MrBatboss 4 роки тому +5

      @@kanabis134 Kinda agree. Cooperation is very boring, because veterans always take captain or guardsman and make other players roam as technician/electrician/mechanic so they only fix stuff on boat. If you dont do your boring ass, fixing wires and shit job, you get banned. If you pick guardsman or captain you get banned. So if you are into serious game only 2 guys are going to have fun. Traitor mode is one big mess. Basicly this game is only playable with freinds.

    • @squashyhex9818
      @squashyhex9818 4 роки тому +1

      @@kanabis134 it's getting there. Outposts really make it feel more alive already

  • @marloh5453
    @marloh5453 4 роки тому +74

    I highly recommend the "bobs" mods and "realistic nuclear reactor" they go in depth and add much much more content. its a bit overwhelming with how much you have to do but it also adds more enemy variants like titan bugs and exploding ones. The nuclear reactor mod makes the thing go Chernobyl and throw radiation everywhere if you mismanage it.

    • @Hungabrigoo
      @Hungabrigoo 4 роки тому +21

      That... sounds absolutely horrible and strangely compelling at the same time.

    • @deadrixhanon1776
      @deadrixhanon1776 4 роки тому +7

      I don't want to fall into hell or Brazil called modded factorio again please

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 4 роки тому +3

      You have not suffered untill you tried to make fully optimized Angels+bob factory

    • @Xylos144
      @Xylos144 4 роки тому

      That doesn't sound like a realistic reactor at all.

    • @kederaji
      @kederaji 4 роки тому +12

      @@Xylos144 There are an unfortunate number of people that don't understand that reactors are NOT nuclear bombs.

  • @RevolverRez
    @RevolverRez 18 днів тому +6

    I'm enjoying the Space Age expansion a lot, I wonder if you'll cover it someday. And I mean someday, because we've now got four more planets to explore and build on, plus getting our heads around building space stations and ships. It'll probably take just that little bit longer to finish.

  • @ProfesserLuigi
    @ProfesserLuigi 4 роки тому +125

    5:59 is there a mod that replaces the dome sounds with low volume caramelldansen? If so, I want it.

    • @Kishmond
      @Kishmond 4 роки тому +17

      Me too, that was hilarious

    • @poika22
      @poika22 4 роки тому +7

      Not on the official site at least so I think it was done in editing, but someone needs to make this a mod.

    • @Cumehtar
      @Cumehtar 4 роки тому +5

      Yes, it's called LabDansen.

  • @Nuts1984
    @Nuts1984 4 роки тому +15

    Ty mandalore, I was feeling depressed after I got some bad news, and you made me feel a lot better with this video. I know you probably won't read this, but I'm really grateful for that

  • @scoop_wang
    @scoop_wang 3 роки тому +12

    At 5:58, the muffled Carameldansen music's volume actually matches how many labs are powered.
    Amazing.

    • @TheRealSantaGaming
      @TheRealSantaGaming Рік тому

      Nice I was trying to find the name of that song for literal minutes

  • @incognitotail3062
    @incognitotail3062 4 роки тому +65

    6:52 We had Mandalore and Sseth both in a same room at the same time!

  • @Herodegon
    @Herodegon 4 роки тому +343

    Me: "Factorio is crack cocaine."
    My Friends: "Don't you mean 'Factoio is *like*..."
    Me: "No, no. I know what I said."

    • @TheoreticalString
      @TheoreticalString 4 роки тому +48

      "Are there any differences?"
      "Well one of them cost me my job, my friends, and my life, leaving me a shivering wreck begging for another hit. But the other is illegal."

    • @TY-km8hj
      @TY-km8hj 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheoreticalString 😂😂😂😂

  • @thatgreenfur6584
    @thatgreenfur6584 Місяць тому +8

    It's time to come home, Mandalore

  • @user-us6lw2dv5h
    @user-us6lw2dv5h 4 роки тому +328

    "Back to the lab"
    Shows labs having a caramelldansen party
    Oh, I love you

    • @Mecha_Hitler
      @Mecha_Hitler 4 роки тому +5

      Someone may have hanged themself in one of those labs

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 4 роки тому +1

      @@Mecha_Hitler someone probably did next door

    • @Ukulisti
      @Ukulisti 4 роки тому +27

      The music actually gets briefly quieter when the left labs run out of resources, but gets back to the normal volume once they start working again. And the volume they make is panned to the left. This is why Mandalore videos are always worth the wait, the amount of attention to detail is on another level.

    • @user-us6lw2dv5h
      @user-us6lw2dv5h 4 роки тому

      @@Ukulisti Oh my

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 4 роки тому +14

      @@Ukulisti what made me a believer was something similar. It was his Dark Messiah review and when it gets to the part where he compares 2 of the leading ladies(a succubus and a human lady), he plays Its A Golden Show, from Catherine. That segment had multiple layers of ingenuity considering the plot of Catherine is also about choosing between a Succubus and your actual girlfriend.

  • @misterscienceguy
    @misterscienceguy 4 роки тому +121

    Despite having friends with +300 hours in this game, I've literally never seen how it plays or even looks. The prospect of making my own dystopian Forge World is pretty intriguing.
    I'd like to hope that Starship Troopers clip is a subtle clue towards covering the game adaptations but that's reading way too much into things haha.
    And ayyy my question made it in, thanks!

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 4 роки тому +7

      I'd assume Sseth finally got invited into Mandy's circle of friends and they probably streamed Starship Troopers, since Sseth had 2 references of it as well.

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 4 роки тому +1

      @@StrikeWarlock sseth has been friends with mandy for ages.

    • @misterscienceguy
      @misterscienceguy 4 роки тому

      @@StrikeWarlock Ah makes sense, Sseth's style of humour isn't really my thing so I don't really watch his stuff.

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 4 роки тому

      @@notoriousgoblin83 they are, but from what I see Sseth finally got to connect well enough to actually even get to join a session with Mandy's iRL friend, Dmitry.

  • @olookslike0
    @olookslike0 4 роки тому +47

    6:53 I see that we have a minor appearance of everyone's favorite african warlord in his natural state. I'd totally watch you two do a Factorio playthrough even if it was just the first 45 minutes of the game. Sseth mentioned in his review of the game that most of his early factories were more like abstract works of art (cue video clip of a train accelerating on a circular path before suddenly cutting off on a seperate path and exploding) so I'd love to see what you two would accomplish together.

    • @microwavegommmm916
      @microwavegommmm916 2 роки тому

      What's the game at 6:53?

    • @olookslike0
      @olookslike0 2 роки тому +1

      @@microwavegommmm916 I believe it's Barotrauma

    • @microwavegommmm916
      @microwavegommmm916 2 роки тому +1

      @@olookslike0 Aw you champion, thank you, I wasn't even expecting a reply.
      I've been trying to find this video in particular but I can't find it on eithers channels

    • @olookslike0
      @olookslike0 2 роки тому +1

      @@microwavegommmm916 Glad to help! It was probably during a livestream but I don't know if Mandelore has a VOD channel. There's a lot of other people who have posted Barotrauma vids tho, like Criken2 and the like.

    • @microwavegommmm916
      @microwavegommmm916 2 роки тому

      @@olookslike0 I'll give them a watch, cheers

  • @reirei_tk
    @reirei_tk 4 роки тому +33

    6:17 the Linus Tech Tip train is going to the LTT Store station? nice one.

  • @Pawn2e4
    @Pawn2e4 4 роки тому +112

    "burn the witch" -Tristan from Yugioh Abridged.

    • @zeon9041
      @zeon9041 4 роки тому +4

      So glad I wasn't the only one who did notice this

  • @kurushimee
    @kurushimee 2 роки тому +10

    I've bought this game today at 8 AM and started playing it
    ..it's 7 PM now and I haven't exited the game once, this is indeed a drug!

  • @radioactiveriver6718
    @radioactiveriver6718 4 роки тому +272

    Hey hey people, Sseth made another Factorio review

  • @gruntysskim4145
    @gruntysskim4145 4 роки тому +26

    "I have yet to see them breach the self replicating minefield." Only in factorio

  • @pengmaeda9908
    @pengmaeda9908 3 роки тому +17

    My first game's factory was surprisingly small, simple, and very spread out. This was an absolutely horrible mistake as it was also incredibly inefficient. Finally got to playing a 2nd game after a couple years, my first base was ok, but I was having issues mass producing piercing rounds as I was going for the Raining Bullets achievement, so wanted to make sure I had a dependable supply for a long time. Made a new base a bit to the west, with its own source of Iron and Copper, first dedicated that factory to bullets and other weaponry foremost. Then 10 hours later it was my new home, and my old base was made completely obsolete in producing anything except bullets and mall type items. For my new base I tried to start it with a main bus system, 5 mintues later the buses had at least 5 different turns and the whole place became spaghetti central. And thats how I know I am a true Factorio player now.

  • @mrbigglezworth42
    @mrbigglezworth42 4 роки тому +122

    "You have minor blunt force trauma, I recommend eggs"
    Does he...does he have to eat all the eggs?

    • @LordMoku
      @LordMoku 4 роки тому +22

      Eat? No. Accomodate? Yes.

    • @michimatsch5862
      @michimatsch5862 4 роки тому +1

      Delicious egg.

    • @emirfurkanklc204
      @emirfurkanklc204 4 роки тому +7

      Thought of the exact same meme and now I feel old.

    • @ALC0LITE
      @ALC0LITE 4 роки тому +1

      Seth is How to Basic confirmed

    • @emirfurkanklc204
      @emirfurkanklc204 4 роки тому +2

      @@ALC0LITE Thought it was the 4chan thing, not how to basic.

  • @curry117brine6
    @curry117brine6 4 роки тому +21

    "oh cool, angels and bobs mods. I remember those mentioned before. It can't be *that* bad right?"
    These were the last words of someone who we may not hear from... Probably for the next century

  • @independentconfederate6604
    @independentconfederate6604 3 роки тому +21

    I had one of those Mechanicus moments while playing bobs mod I had a working system as inefficient as it was then I wanted to improve it so I tore it all down then I realized I didn’t have enough stuff to make it better and I’d already forgotten how it was. Quite the mess let me tell you.

  • @Strawberry_ZA
    @Strawberry_ZA 4 роки тому +12

    your bromance with Sseth is simultaneously the most unexpected and most obvious bromance of all time

    • @DeriDraws
      @DeriDraws 4 роки тому +5

      he learned to love himself.

  • @arburo
    @arburo 4 роки тому +47

    This game is essentially a time machine. Start playing and you'll suddenly realise it's midnight and you have to sleep because of the job tomorrow.

    • @josephstahl9119
      @josephstahl9119 4 роки тому +14

      *Then you realize that you had to go to work yesterday.*

    • @henrlima87
      @henrlima87 2 роки тому +2

      Yes... every time you boot it up, 6 to 7 hours go by instantly 🤣

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 2 роки тому +3

      "Midnight"
      Try 4am you filthy casual.
      I'm so tired...

  • @akunekochan
    @akunekochan 2 місяці тому +11

    "But the Developers are threatening to release more updates"
    they did it again 😨

  • @ivarent3784
    @ivarent3784 4 роки тому +275

    Finally, the cocaine review

  • @nasenbein6924
    @nasenbein6924 4 роки тому +147

    "there are some shortcomings" . . . there is "a" mod for that

    • @jujuteuxOfficial
      @jujuteuxOfficial 4 роки тому +4

      thing is, a game shouldn't depend on mods to be good, it should stand by itself

    • @jamestaylor7637
      @jamestaylor7637 4 роки тому +6

      @@jujuteuxOfficialI'm not sure what shortcoming he is talking about as no mass mass produced items require destroying

    • @nasenbein6924
      @nasenbein6924 4 роки тому +1

      @@jujuteuxOfficial certainly. It wasn´t meant as a critique of his critique. I merely wanted to express that the game has a amazing moder-community which created many ways to adapt the game to one´s liking, both in quality-of-life-features and the expansion of content.

    • @zacharychandler8399
      @zacharychandler8399 4 роки тому

      @@jujuteuxOfficial The game is fucking amazing. While I agree with your point generally I want to educate you on this game specifically. The vanilla experience is fantastic, its got plenty to do, but still feels 'tight' and accomplishable by mere mortals. Where mods come in is adding content for people that have already played for hundreds of hours and want higher difficulty as represented by more realistic smelting or chemical processes (among other things).
      In short the base game is amazing. The modded game can keep the experience fresh and engaging for more experienced players.

    • @leumgui
      @leumgui 4 роки тому +1

      @@jujuteuxOfficial the game very well stands by itself, but if there is something that bugs you in the game (pun intended), there is probably a mod for that

  • @Twisted_Code
    @Twisted_Code 4 роки тому +53

    me a month or so ago before I managed a clean break from cractorio: "okay it's 4 AM, I should probably get some sleep... in an hour or two. I'll sleep later."
    me, right now: *double clicks the small orange gear on my desktop*
    look what you've done to me

  • @Vladutz.19
    @Vladutz.19 4 роки тому +20

    It's so nice to hear Sseth's voice, even in Mandalore's videos.

  • @estebanrodriguez5409
    @estebanrodriguez5409 4 роки тому +75

    Sseth: "You have a minor blunt force trauma, I recomend eggs"
    I didn't know Sseth had a PhD in Medicine.

    • @johnb.calhoun8538
      @johnb.calhoun8538 4 роки тому +28

      He actually have cancer researcher and immunology degree.

    • @DeriDraws
      @DeriDraws 4 роки тому +27

      @@itarH It's not. He just decided playing videogames for patreonbux was a better career choice

    • @01100101011100100111
      @01100101011100100111 4 роки тому +19

      @@itarH On one of his streams he talks about becoming disillusioned with the modern pharma industry. It sounded legit.

    • @Rise65487
      @Rise65487 4 роки тому +17

      No-cap he's a actual-expert in medecine, especially cancer and immunology
      He even made hours longs streams in which he only talked about medecine, cancer, sicknesses, treatments, and the pharmatical-industry

  • @Oguh608
    @Oguh608 2 роки тому +9

    Barely played this game but this is what you call a near perfect game with little to no major flaws. It has a 98% positive rate for a reason. It's insane how well this game is made.

  • @XevianLight
    @XevianLight 4 роки тому +82

    Air raid siren: does air raid siren things.
    “Why’s it doing that?”

  • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
    @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 4 роки тому +121

    Doctor Sseth: You have a Minor Blunt Force Trauma, *I recommend E G G S*

    • @234ne14
      @234ne14 4 роки тому +6

      He grew up in a harsh combat zone, I'm sure the warlord is an expert at these sort of things!

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 роки тому +14

      What makes this doubly funny is that Sseth is an IRL former cancer researcher.

    • @henriquefinger935
      @henriquefinger935 4 роки тому +1

      I can hear him saying it.

    • @bluecaptainIT
      @bluecaptainIT 3 роки тому

      @@R3GARnator WHAT?!

    • @princerupertoftherhine5275
      @princerupertoftherhine5275 3 роки тому

      What game is that?

  • @drachenrecke5090
    @drachenrecke5090 4 роки тому +89

    For everybody thats new to Factorio: Press alt

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson 3 роки тому +3

      Why. what does it do?

    • @drachenrecke5090
      @drachenrecke5090 3 роки тому +11

      @@AntonAdelson Open factorio and find it out. It will change the way you play the game forever

    • @Ghost11235813
      @Ghost11235813 3 роки тому +33

      @@AntonAdelson It labels everything so you know what it manufactures filters etc. I find it strange it isn't default in all honesty.

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 роки тому +385

    “Hey hey people, Mandalore here...”

    • @ilerien
      @ilerien 4 роки тому +2

      XD expected in video

    • @TrueCarthaginian
      @TrueCarthaginian 4 роки тому +3

      So hilarious and original.

    • @zillasaul
      @zillasaul 4 роки тому +4

      @@TrueCarthaginian yes.

    • @10011110011
      @10011110011 4 роки тому +3

      @@TrueCarthaginian yes

    • @kyne2692
      @kyne2692 4 роки тому +2

      That moment when he's slipping off his meds then slips into Sseth mode and starts reccomending eggs for recovery

  • @stevenbean9731
    @stevenbean9731 4 роки тому +8

    6:52 mandalore is so dedicated to reviewing games he switches between personalities rapidly and plays two copies of the same game simultaneously
    what a legend

  • @jherquintiz1
    @jherquintiz1 3 роки тому +15

    The Factory must grow...
    The Factory must grow...
    The Factory must grow...

  • @aketius123
    @aketius123 4 роки тому +39

    I see conveyor belts when I close my eyes

  • @SuaveMongrel1
    @SuaveMongrel1 4 роки тому +40

    Good Lord, I thought I had buried that “nyaa~” in the deep recesses of my mind. Thank you for undoing years of therapy, Mandalore.

  • @jinkskidjk6331
    @jinkskidjk6331 2 роки тому +5

    5:58 subbed just for that. Plus that attention to detail when some of the labs shut down the music got a-little quiet for a second

  • @Sledgeofhand
    @Sledgeofhand 4 роки тому +144

    "Ritalin Really Helps"
    - offmedsmandaloreprobably

    • @woldemunster9244
      @woldemunster9244 4 роки тому +7

      SsethTzeentach.

    • @jeremiahcstranslations2306
      @jeremiahcstranslations2306 4 роки тому +6

      @@woldemunster9244 Yeah...I figured it was him. :-) Sseth and Mandalore are friends and that definitely seems like Sseth's sense of humor.

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 4 роки тому +50

    Finally, Mandalore and Sseth both have their own reviews on their favorite space-imperialism simulator. Today is a good day.

    • @aryabratsahoo7474
      @aryabratsahoo7474 4 роки тому +2

      Aren't both the same person?

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 4 роки тому +2

      Iirc Mandy also had a review of Endless Space 2 pending.

    • @TrueCarthaginian
      @TrueCarthaginian 4 роки тому

      I don't believe you know what the term "imperialism" means.

  • @krisfahrenheit3303
    @krisfahrenheit3303 3 роки тому +7

    I like how you said "threatening new updates" rather than "promising new updates"