I did a gig where Buzz Aldrin showed up and spoke. After it was over when we were preparing to strike (take it down) two blasted drunk models came stumbling out and one of them said "I can't believe that was the REAL Buzz Lightyear!" The other replied, "Oh is that who that was?! I didn't know he was sooo OLD!"
My wife is starting to do that with me. I don't feel comfortable saying "I love you" as much as she does, but now, because shes willing to work with my malfunction, we say it more.
I've never seen a single episode of "Home Improvement" however the impression this video has left, is that it's about a severely disabled man trying to integrate into society.
This is one of the most dedicated compilations I've ever seen, this deserves at least a million views. The fact that it hasn't reached that yet is a fucking disgrace.
this video is still as satisfying as the day I first found it several years ago. It is a testamate to the work you put into it that its been watched almost 2 million times
Jeez! Just got my first home and this is exactly the feeling I have after each successful project. This show needs to be rebooted and brought back. I would DEFINITELY watch it!! Arrrgggghhh!!!
"I did it, I supercharged my riding mower!" *grunt grunt grunt* *CRASH!* "Oh no, I killed Wilson, I guess it's back to jail for me!" *grunt grunt grunt*
What a truly poignant and illuminating depiction of masculinity. The subject has been attempted by poets and scholars since time immemorial, but never has it been so nakedly, so forcefully examined as in Home Improvement. The violence and savagery is clearly present in the grunts we see throughout the show. But there is a softness there as well. An acknowledgement of ignorance and quest for hidden knowledge. There is love in the grunts as well. The love of a man for his family, a man for his friends, and a man for his trade. The work he puts himself toward day in, day out. No matter how many times it may endanger him, how many times the blade he hoists may cut him, he is called to this work and a single understated grunt confirms this. The man is not unaware of this danger, however, and this fear of death is also present in a grunt. The knowledge that all he loves may be taken away from him with a single false step, or a riding lawnmower that the man, in his hubris, has enhanced until it has a power that exceeds his control. Even Icarus, the misguided son of Daedalus, may, after realizing he had flown to close to the sun, have uttered a tragic "HoouOh Nohhh...." All of the complexities of man are here laid bare by Tim Allen... it is beautiful.
I've never seen an episode of Home Improvement and barely know anything about the show, but after watching this video I assume TV producers found a Caveman, named him Tim Allen and put him in a silly sitcom where he lives with his family in a suburban home and tries to play around with dangerous tools in front of a live studio audience.
Weirdest thing, I remember this show from when it started to ended, I was a kid, and I watched it, and I have zero memory of this being any part of the show, catchphrase or noise or thing or whatever, not at all.
If we continue this trend for an infinite amount of Home Improvement episodes, the average value will approach the value of pi (3.14159265...). This indicates to me that Home Improvement has a physical basis in reality, the EEEUAGH Paradigm.
After watching this video it's hard to imagine Home Improvements with actual dialogue. Come to think of it, the dialogue in Home Improvements probably is just grunting.
I like to think that a finale to the show would involve the Taylor family waking up one morning to find a large, ominous monolith sitting in their back garden. Frightened but intrigued, the Taylors gather around this foreboding obelisk and, when Tim timidly places his hand on the cold, featureless surface of this strange object, self-awareness surges through his small, undeveloped brain like a lightning bolt. Then, with the world becoming larger and more defined as his sapience grows, Tim takes a ball-peen hammer from his garage, sensing its true power for the first time, and is able to wield it without fear of accident. Later, on the set of Tool Time, the familiar and welcoming jingle is instead replaced by _In Hoc Signo Vinces_ as Tim lumbers onto the set and brings the hammer down sqarely on Al Borland's head. With his rival struck down and his lineage secure, Tim, in the final moment of the episode, throws the hammer into the air. The last few seconds of Home Improvement are of the hammer spinning through the air, with the scene ending with a fade to the end credits, this time shown in complete silence, which is rumoured to be allegorical.
I feel like i've wasted 15 minutes of my life, but at the same time i feel like it was worth it. Also, someone, please show this to a gorilla and record the response you get.
I want to send this into space on a satellite so that the first thing an alien species finds of humans would be this odd display of our speech patterns
It's even funnier that he got the kids to do it. Seeing Mark and tha tone kid from the snake episode grunting was just so precious and I loved it. I unintentionally let out my own grunts when doing stuff sometimes. xD
There is a crossover fanfiction of Stargate SG-1 and Tim Taylor, called MORE POWER. In it both Colonel O'Neil and Tim do the grunting. And many things explode. It is greatness.
Home Improvement, a touching story about a group of cavemen attempting to make do in modern society.
that sitcom named cavemen sucks btw
And here I thought it was about your mom...
@@themacocko6311 i don't know if that was ironic or if you actually thought that was funny
Omg your profile pic lol
That’s literally what I’m getting from this video
Can't believe he's the voice of Buzz Lightyear.
"To infinity and EEUUUUUHH??!!"
Would you believe Luke Skywalker is the voice of the Joker?
I did a gig where Buzz Aldrin showed up and spoke. After it was over when we were preparing to strike (take it down) two blasted drunk models came stumbling out and one of them said "I can't believe that was the REAL Buzz Lightyear!"
The other replied, "Oh is that who that was?! I didn't know he was sooo OLD!"
To infinity and beyond!!
*snorts a line of coke*
The Spit Dragon oh shut up you party pooper
@Spit Dragon You're the worst kind of person.
okay now sort them by alphabetical order
Alpha beauughhhh? tical order
I laughed out loud at this for a solid fifteen seconds
You jack ass
from eughh to zeughh
Im crying at this rn 😂
Toy Story but all of Buzz's lines are replaced with Tim Allen's grunts
"BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!"
"EEAAUGH??!"
lol
@@maxalain9948 *_B A H_*
Yes
I hope someone makes that a video one day
2:05 Keep in mind, Tim Allen is also the real Santa Claus.
I have The Santa Clause on VHS
He actually did that on the film.
“We did it, Comet!! (in grunts) HO HO HO!!”
And a sheepdog
"AUUUGH-EHH!?" XD
"Makes caveman noise"
You can understand the show from this alone
It's like Joey in Blossom. One word or noise from him, and everyone understood what he was saying lol.
teddy mills situational context. you can gather an idea of what his grunts are meaning by watching what he's doing and his body language
I'm 1,000
Holy fuck how right you are! That should be all TV now, just primal guttural grunts
At 3:59, I'm assuming this is the first time he sees Jill with her horrible new haircut......I laughed so hard
Let us honor the brave soul who compiled every single grunt from Home Improvement for future generations to witness
godspeed
KinglyRed Reruns are on CMT
born in the right generation
IN ORDER
@@janethockey9070 and a channel called laff
*Salutes* 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸
The Flintstones looks like such a great show
right?
But the third Flintstones movie looks dank as usual. :)
Delicious Hot Schmoes Theyre called SMORES, Buzz
FLEENT STOANS????!!!
Grand
I love when Tim and Jill grunt back and forth as if it’s a sorta loving communication method
it was
My wife is starting to do that with me. I don't feel comfortable saying "I love you" as much as she does, but now, because shes willing to work with my malfunction, we say it more.
Tim saying "EAUUGHH?" when the cops bust him with all that coke and "EUGH EUGH EUGH EUGH" when he gets out of the joint early for snitchin
Yawn.
Eauggggh? That is really funny!
Yeah he got snitched on his damn self lol at that point it’s fuck em lol
Really thought you did something with this stupid comment. Pathetic loser
@@budweiserbundy1525 why are you so mad man?
Imagine if there where no dialogs in the show. just grunting lmao
I'd still watch it.
apartje. Would it have subtitles? ;)
apartje. "Home improvement: the Tim Allen cut"
apartje. Just grunting and nonstop audience laughter
I just had the same thought. That John Denver's full of shit, man.
EAUUGH?
Literally my favorite noise ever
EAUUGH!
It's more like EaaUUGHhh
Minus Bros. WOOMY
hhhoooooyyaaaa that spelt correctly!
I feel like I'm watching a group of anthropomorphic seals dress up like humans and attempt to talk.
that was a tv show once, it was called home improvement
Navy Seals? :o
That’s Tim Allen’s whole career.
Holy shit that literally made me laugh until I couldnt breathe because I imagine it way too vividly
Ugh?
*Me: *Thinks I've watched this video for over 10mins**
*Also me: *Sees that I'm only 2 minutes through**
Same
lolll Same.
How dare you be me like this.
That was me after 30 seconds.
I read this as I was exactly 2 minutes in
Tim Allen should voice a character in banjo kazooie.
I didnt disconnect from the Bluetooth speaker
Ifunny
+BootyJenkins ICancer
lmao
So YOUR the meme
You're a brave soul
I love how he is able to speak more and more coherently as the series progresses,it really shows improvement.
Even at home
If all we had was this video, it'd be like he was a caveman slowly learning human speech and modern living, like in 'Encino Man.'
Truly, the real Tim Allen was the homes we improved along the way.
@@SlumpDrunko i fuckin love you
Would you say its a definite home improvement?
That's why I call my car " The Tim Allen"
lmfaaoo
Toolman
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀
Ponyoooo
Cora was about to say
I give the person who made the compilation so much respect. Imagine the time and effort to create this masterpiece from every episode
Word.
I come back to this video every year to remind me of the laughs I've shared with my Dad bonding over this show.
R.i.p pops❤❤❤
Somebody make a TF2 sound replacement pack that replaces all of pyro's lines with an assortment of these.
holy shit you're a genius
I would get it lol
Reaper Wow that would be epic :D
Better idea: *all lines not just pyro.*
Porkins Yeah :D
09:27 Still think it's amazing that they did the grunt in space for them
I thought I was near the end but only three minutes had passed.
Me too. But I finish what I start
same
The sheer amount of grunting is unsettling.
This man instills fear in me.
I like how you can see the resolution go up with every 1000 grunts
And this is what being a man is about, incoherent sounding grunts that can actually be translated by another man and make perfect sense.
I allways talk with my buddy in this language - manly
whoop whoop
Hamana hamana hamana RUFF RUFF RUFF OW OW AAAHHHHWWWOOOOOOO
I've never seen a single episode of "Home Improvement" however the impression this video has left, is that it's about a severely disabled man trying to integrate into society.
Who apparently has access to buzz saws.
SCP-2979 after reading both these comments,it made the viewing experience of this video glorious
SCP-2979 If a severely disabled man has access to power tools, imagine what could happen.
Actually it is a modern adaptation of a series of twenty-four adventure novels written by Edgar Rice Burroughs, entitled Tarzan.
Eric S. Czernecki dale, no power tools!
This is one of the most dedicated compilations I've ever seen, this deserves at least a million views. The fact that it hasn't reached that yet is a fucking disgrace.
Good news, it has surpassed a million views.
TWO MILLION NOW
I can now die at peace.
Does it go huaeh? Or hueeh?
2 million
I imagine this became so ingrained into his character he could never stop this mannerism, even off set...
obviously he stopped, but who'd want him to, honestly?
This is all I’ve actually seen of this show and I could easily be convinced that this is the only way this man communicates
Eeeeugghh?
Kids these days don't know real music like this
You're awesome
I totally agree. I feel like I was born in the wrong generation
I’m your 900th like 🎉
Stone age now that was it!
THAT'S IT. THAT WAS THE ENTIRE SHOW.
+Sam Johnson AUUUUUAH?
+Sam Johnson No, the mystery was always Wilson's face and you know it.
+Sam Johnson * *laugh track plays* *
@@Wolfsbane909 except you could pretty much see the whole darn thing through the fence anyway.
Nah, the real show was Al telling Tim not to soup up the power tools
yo pass the aux
Zippy Ragu you better not play trash
HIGH IMPACT INSTENSE DABBING
You better not play every grunt from Home Improvement.
@@Silverwind87 You BETTER play every grunt from Home Improvement or I'm taking the Aux back.
It saddens me greatly that this was so enthralling that I couldn’t leave until it was finished
this video is still as satisfying as the day I first found it several years ago. It is a testamate to the work you put into it that its been watched almost 2 million times
i'm three minutes in and i already forget how real words work
LOL
ARROOOOUGH!?
That's it, folks.....that's the entire show!
Also, turn on closed captions for the full experience.
By not turning on the closed captions, you are missing an essential part of the beauty. Open your eyes people...
Kole Woody
best to put them on at 5:32
Kole Woody ua-cam.com/video/YQwYNca4iog/v-deo.htmlm57s
This always cracks me up, especially when I'm high.
Fuck and I'm already half way through
I watched the whole video twice and now I want to build a damn hotrod in my garage.
... I don't have a garage.
Build one
My flat is on the third floor.
That wouldn't stop Tim "The tool man" Tayler
+Tim Timsen you could build a garage, then build a hotrod. and grunt your way to victory
jonathan morey
I live on the 3rd floor.
Jeez! Just got my first home and this is exactly the feeling I have after each successful project.
This show needs to be rebooted and brought back. I would DEFINITELY watch it!!
Arrrgggghhh!!!
“You only have fifteen minutes left to live. How do you intend to spend these final few moments?”
*this video*
so i don't need to watch the show after this right? This is the peak of what it has to offer, correct?
correct.
+Aidan Sim Well, except the flying barbecue.
+DGneoseeker1 Or th I-beam falling on Jill's Nomad.
u dont need to watch the show now?? buddy... u just did! this is all the show is.
This video pretty much covers all the lore, and leaves out the filler. So yeah, you're good.
"I did it, I supercharged my riding mower!" *grunt grunt grunt* *CRASH!* "Oh no, I killed Wilson, I guess it's back to jail for me!" *grunt grunt grunt*
+sirstrongbad haha the Simpsons =P
+Stephen R back in the good ol' days.
Yesssssss
+sirstrongbad hi
+Strong Bad greetings, my modern day counterpart!
Was everyone high during the filming of this show? Specifically Allen?
+Liz Pimentel probably buzzfeed
Well you read some stupid uninformed shit. Not surprising.
+Bernie Lomax Cpt. Litteral reporting for duty
Cocaine is a Hell of a drug.
+Liz Pimentel iron clad defense. "It was on the internet, so it must be true"
What a truly poignant and illuminating depiction of masculinity. The subject has been attempted by poets and scholars since time immemorial, but never has it been so nakedly, so forcefully examined as in Home Improvement. The violence and savagery is clearly present in the grunts we see throughout the show. But there is a softness there as well. An acknowledgement of ignorance and quest for hidden knowledge. There is love in the grunts as well. The love of a man for his family, a man for his friends, and a man for his trade. The work he puts himself toward day in, day out. No matter how many times it may endanger him, how many times the blade he hoists may cut him, he is called to this work and a single understated grunt confirms this. The man is not unaware of this danger, however, and this fear of death is also present in a grunt. The knowledge that all he loves may be taken away from him with a single false step, or a riding lawnmower that the man, in his hubris, has enhanced until it has a power that exceeds his control. Even Icarus, the misguided son of Daedalus, may, after realizing he had flown to close to the sun, have uttered a tragic "HoouOh Nohhh...." All of the complexities of man are here laid bare by Tim Allen... it is beautiful.
“I watch Home Improvement for the plot”
The plot:
Pamela Anderson is the plot.
3:34
Tim is banished to the diamond zone for his crimes
Underrated part of the video!!!
(3:33)
Zod going to the phantom realm
Don't ever say you listen to good music unless you've heard every second of this
Michael Miller 1/2 Through!
*edit: done.*
I've never seen an episode of Home Improvement and barely know anything about the show, but after watching this video I assume TV producers found a Caveman, named him Tim Allen and put him in a silly sitcom where he lives with his family in a suburban home and tries to play around with dangerous tools in front of a live studio audience.
You're not far off XD
So you HAVE seen the show… lol
That is, by far, the most apt description a person could ever give this show
0:24 Home Improvement predicted the movie Wild Hogs that long ago? Impressive
Doctor: you only have 15 minutes to live
Me: watches this video
A far as I know, all of this show's dialogue consists of grunts.
Then you don't know much.
Bernie Lomax
UWAAUUUUUUUUUUGH?
Aaaaaagggghhhh
Weirdest thing, I remember this show from when it started to ended, I was a kid, and I watched it, and I have zero memory of this being any part of the show, catchphrase or noise or thing or whatever, not at all.
I wonder what the script looked like. Did it explain the grunt using adjectives or just spell it out phonetically?
*Tim Allen shit here*
The same could be asked for the script for the star wars holiday special
How terrible of you to talk about Tim's speech impediment like that.
He improvised on a lot of it I think.
Tim: *grunts*
The 90's were such a magical time. Someday, someone will look at this and think that its footage of cavemen.
Euuuuuugh
Sometimes I'll sit back and watch a minute or two of this at a time. One day I hope to be strong enough to watch the whole thing in one sitting.
This made me cry, laugh and grunt, and when am in a bad mood I will watch
Wait, so you're telling me he grunts at an average of 3.26108374384 times each episode?
If we continue this trend for an infinite amount of Home Improvement episodes, the average value will approach the value of pi (3.14159265...). This indicates to me that Home Improvement has a physical basis in reality, the EEEUAGH Paradigm.
Waaaaayyy more than that
No this is merely the "unique" grunts, leaving out the many repeated ones. So the actual average grunts per episode is higher.
Okay. But where’s the circle in this?
Major props for this compilation, IN ORDER TOO.
This is bizarre. Thank you for making this compilation. You are the hero we deserve, but not the one we need. Thanks for your sacrifice
😭
I don't care what people says about tim allen. He's such an amazing person and every grunts he does is legendary.
the amount of work that went into this is insane
i just listened to 15 minutes of nothing but grunts
what the fuck is wrong with me
Your life is meaningless. Unless you're a celebrity, a financier or a tech billionaire, your life means absolutely nothing.
+Jonathan Alpart can't say I disagree
This is some real underground caveman shit.
nothing.
what's wrong with you is that you ran out of grunts to listen to
Tim Allen as Batman
discuss.
rah, hoho hoo, hUah? rrrarrararrrr...
vs Batmetal xD
I never noticed this as a kid. I thought the grunt at the end of the opening titles was just a weird sound lol
I’m weirdly surprised Tim Allen hasn’t been called upon to voice Scooby-Doo even once.
With Frank Weller doing it, nobody else is necessary
I have reached the peak of my existence. Bless u Tim the toolman Allen.
After watching this video it's hard to imagine Home Improvements with actual dialogue.
Come to think of it, the dialogue in Home Improvements probably is just grunting.
I like to think that a finale to the show would involve the Taylor family waking up one morning to find a large, ominous monolith sitting in their back garden. Frightened but intrigued, the Taylors gather around this foreboding obelisk and, when Tim timidly places his hand on the cold, featureless surface of this strange object, self-awareness surges through his small, undeveloped brain like a lightning bolt. Then, with the world becoming larger and more defined as his sapience grows, Tim takes a ball-peen hammer from his garage, sensing its true power for the first time, and is able to wield it without fear of accident. Later, on the set of Tool Time, the familiar and welcoming jingle is instead replaced by _In Hoc Signo Vinces_ as Tim lumbers onto the set and brings the hammer down sqarely on Al Borland's head. With his rival struck down and his lineage secure, Tim, in the final moment of the episode, throws the hammer into the air. The last few seconds of Home Improvement are of the hammer spinning through the air, with the scene ending with a fade to the end credits, this time shown in complete silence, which is rumoured to be allegorical.
This is a masterpiece
CLAP....CLAP.....CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
Introducing the 2001 Binford Odyssey. The perfect supplement to the HAL BORLAND 9000
And like that.... *grunt*... he’s gone
With his increased intelligence, he decides to use Tool Time as a brainwashing device, enslaving most of the known male population.
Watching this is probably going to give me tics and obsessive compulsive grunting but it's worth it
When Jill did the grunt, everyone agreed she's a keeper.
1:08
Tim Allen’s reaction to finding a glory hole in a wall.
I never thought I'd see someone I know commenting on these kinds of videos! :D (ArcticSnowPup)
Mr Wilson awaits on the other side.
I have a god damn paper due tomorrow. What am I even doing with my life?
Cosmic Sheep Would you kindly not use God's Name in vain? It's sinful and offensive. Thank you.
Watching Tim Allen grunt that's what
2 years later
Did you submit the paper on time and what was the score?
Deadlock239 It was finished 2 hours before class started and the grade was probably right on the cusp of mediocrity. Speaking from experience.
why couldn't he grunt as buzz lightyear?
john johnson spaceman
I thought he did as Mrs. Nezzbit!
He wasn't high as fuck on cocaine.
"Too Infinity and Be--EEEUUGH!!"
I know he did in pretty much everything else
Most people listen to soothing music or complete silence while meditating. I listened to this one time and achieved enlightenment within 10 minutes.
Darth Vader has his deep breathing, the Chamberlain from the Dark Crystal has his whimpering, and Tim Taylor has his grunts.
This video is really thought provoking.
I feel like i've wasted 15 minutes of my life, but at the same time i feel like it was worth it. Also, someone, please show this to a gorilla and record the response you get.
I want to send this into space on a satellite so that the first thing an alien species finds of humans would be this odd display of our speech patterns
Lol Tim Allen... Galaxy quest
I second that proposition
You trying to get us blown up lol
I’m 6 minutes in and I feel like I have to commit to the end, now
Thank you SO much for this. I'm crying with laughter right now. Literally tear on the keyboard!
from what i understand, this show is about cavemen
I guess you are right
jon butler cavemen with access to power tools 😂
jon butler old Tim "The Caveman" Taylor.
Well, you're not too far off
Same
I nominate this video as an official "Gem of the Internet." May it be time-capsuled as a meme that was never a meme.
maanerud hi fellow brony/pegisister
Midget relay race against camel:
Hold my beer!
Any time I'm sad I'll just watch this.
It's even funnier that he got the kids to do it. Seeing Mark and tha tone kid from the snake episode grunting was just so precious and I loved it.
I unintentionally let out my own grunts when doing stuff sometimes. xD
I’ve never seen this show but I’ve now seen this whole video and I’m convinced this is all I need to see
Tim Alien
In Space, Nobody Will Hear Your Grunt
Unless you're a space ranger.
Remember the part where he grunted? Yah that's my favourite one.
GarfieldGaming I like the part where he grunted more honestly
And here we see the wild Tool Man performing his traditional mating call
Thanks for making this compilation of some of Tim Allen's best ever acting
“You care if I put on some white noise to help me sleep?”
“No go ahead”
I can't tell you how many times I smashed the replay button.
Tim admitted in a radio interview that he is only able to make those grunt noises while under the influence of cocaine :-)
***** It was a Howard Stern interview in '99 or '00
wow really>??? so he was hi all this time
Damn that's disappointing
There is a crossover fanfiction of Stargate SG-1 and Tim Taylor, called MORE POWER. In it both Colonel O'Neil and Tim do the grunting. And many things explode.
It is greatness.
The plot in this video is amazing. The characters and the dialogue is perfection
Now I think the only form of communication on this show and in Tim Allen's life is his grunting
girls, in case you've ever wondered, this is what its like to be male.
You spelled "jock" wrong.
Nick C
mgtow alert
It's pretty accurate, I must say.
Julian Campbell I'm a lesbian now
wow, this is real music, screw the modern crap, i only listen to good, real music
It feels like I'm watching the Discovery channel on a segment of the wild Tim Allen in his natural habitat xD
This compilation is truly a testament to human perseverance.
0:03 When Buzz Lightyear switched bodies with Scooby-Doo.
0:03 That one was enough to cement Tim Allen in history of popular culture.
Before Buzz Lightyear joined Star Command, he spent time on Earth learning our language. This video details his progress.