“You didn’t soup up a tv counter, did you?”
“It’ll just come up quicker.”
😂
The Man's Wedding Cake was one of the few times Tim made Al smile with a joke.
8:55 Tim took off Al's coveralls and Al ended up in his boxers
Tim Taylor always seems to add "more power" to some things that don't even need more power.
Al: Please tell me you didn't soup up the electric toothbrush.
Tim: It just cleans your teeth faster. *smiles with a holes in his teeth*
That's what conservatives think being a man is about. More power, efficiency and cost be dammed. Nobody said they were smart.
I never noticed before, but at 5:19 the ski Tim shoots through the window ends up stuck in that water tower in the background and is leaking water. Hahaa😅😅😅😅
But the "ski" (or whatever it really is) was sticking out of the water tower at the wrong angle, it looked like it came from another direction. (FWIW)
Love that fan scene
8:03 I believe i can fly🤣🤣🤣
I swear "Top Gear" with Jeremy Clarkson was totally inspired by "Tool Time" in some sort of way... Tim and Jeremy both love "speed and power". Lol.
I don't think so Tim that will live on forever
1:20 "You don't wanna be in the way when my laser goes off."
We need this kind of comedy again. But nowadays to many people get butt hurt to easy.
Yea we need clever comedy like this again, no gays, no trans, no political agendas.
The only buthurt people are the crybaby conservatives who bitch about anything that isn't demeaning women and showing men as oversexed Neanderthals.
he shoulda put the one where his BBQ flies away from the jet fuel, i love that one.
That chainsaw gets me every time.
LMAO 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I ❤ the part, where Tim plugs in the fan,🔌 and then, trying to hold the man's toupee, on top of his head. 🦰 🤣
I wish there really was a show like this :D
I know this comment's super late, but if you've still got nostalgia for this sort of thing, there's always the Red Green Show!!!😁
0:45
Tim (thinking): Time to retract that statement.
Using a chainsaw to cut a turkey-LOVE IT!! I'D FORGOTTEN about that one
These are hysterical....especially the one where the guy's wig is being blown off
when the ski gets shot out of the window, you can see it stuck in a water tower in the background.
The exhaust pipe on that souped-up strimmer would get red hot in real life.
We’ll be right back after these messages from Binford
Man I miss this show.
Well, u can now see it every day nights and weekends on LAFF tv network.
That scene in 5:17 really cracked me up. That green machine was accidentally used like an artillery cannon. LOL
He thought he said nine but it was really nein, German for no lol. Hilarious!!
Oh how i miss this show. It was one of my favorite shows! !!!#tooltime
Sure love watching Tim and Richard together and man do I miss Home Improvement and the simpler 90's. That fan blowing skit made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed with that guys toupee flying off and Tim putting it back on! About as funny as it gets and let's face it, with Corn Pop destroying the country here in 2022, we need all the laughs we can get!
Considering how many times Tim messed up , it's amazing that he still kept his job. :)
I often wondered if that was part of the fictional Tool Time, Tim playing the comedic over zealous host.
5:57 - Tim almost impales Heidi
Nein! Nein!
You put it on nine?
Imagine if home improvement and red green did a show together. Tool time and handyman corner. That would’ve been so funny.
3:09 AUNTIE EM AUNTIE EM IT'S A TWISTERRRRR
5:00 That funky-looking green machine that Tim's standing next to (and eventually "shoots" a ski through at high speed)--what's that machine REALLY supposed to do, or is the machine completely fake?
it's a ski waxer. it helps to keep the bottom of skis smooth so they glide through the snow better.
More power
the reason why Al was naked underneath his coveralls because he really likes his coveralls a lot and the plaid cloth on his neck was supposed to look like his flannel shirt
i can see tims stunt double
Tim:Nobody cares about those popsicle sticks
German Guy:Never talk that way about wooden skis
Tim:(Mimicking german accent) I won't
i love home improvement and its funny show and i wish it was on tv again but what can you do so i am fan of tim allen and this show makes me laugh all time & i love tool time it was awsome any way this makes me wanna watch the show again thank you for showing the show any tim allen fans
0:48😂
Don't you love it when the stunt double looks nothing like the actor
00:09:11 **(TIM TAYLOR LAUGHS)** 😂😂😂
3:08-3:38 this part made me laugh so hard and it feels like blown away by a tornado from the movie Twister 😂😂
"You put it at nine."
First 4 seasons are the best
8:56 LOL
any man loves power
I like the episode where they prank Tim where they all prank Tim about killing Wilson
Imagine pitching this show to Disney these days? Even tho it's the most wholesome show...Disney most likely would have called him a male pig for being positive about manly stuff lol
lol, imagined problems much?
especially disney, the lord protectorate of 'ye good ol' days'
They literally just cancelled one of their best running shows on disney+ for 'speaking to the wrong target audience' and 'not being in line with company policy', i.e. treating gay couples like a normal thing.
If anything, people like you should be kissing their feet xD
@@SeleenShadowpaw lol I'm having trouble understanding the point you're trying to make?
So I should kiss Disney feet because they canceled one of their terrible shows (that I never watched to begin with) on Disney+?
2) People like you should cancel Disney+ and read a book (no "feet kissing" required xD)
yes, because they are staunch defenders of your frail masculinity and will protect you from everything different and even remotely challenging so you can keep the carefully cultivated image of reality you so proudly wanna defend
@@SeleenShadowpaw lol So basically you're making two points
1) u dislike "masculinity" because you're unattractive (I suspect you just hate men in general 😁)
And
2) You're mad at Disney (and people like me) because we're not doing enough to boost your self esteem?
P.s The good news is Disney is trying to pander to your views...the bad news is that it's very low level (garbage) entertainment. Tough break but I'm sure you'll be fine. God speed my friend 🙏
8:14 Been There lol!
Bring home improvement back
Tim Taylor should've said "Did I Do That?" to Al and everybody on "Tool Time" after all of his accidents on the show.
Sweet mother of Venus. I just can't stop laughing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man Heidi was hot!
Her real name is really Debbe Dunning. Do u like her, and her thicker body?
Skillsaw blade on the wacker!
NICE Mini!
me n my pops use to watch this all the time. One of few shows that made him laugh. 😂 memories
i remember watchin these in the 90s damn hedi an honey were hot wonder what they look like these days memories
3:40, why wasn't the tree part of the accident video I had seen before.
😨Nein! Nein!
😀Oh you put it at nine!
2 dislikers work for someone other than Binford.
Brendan Richards Millennials thar are mad they weren't around in the 90s
flaming pumpkin!!!!
5:39…is that the stuff Gerrit Cole uses?
lol the tv
What episode is the weed hacker clip from?
0:46, THEY WILL THINK TWICE BEFORE COPEATING WITH A GUY WHO HAS A CHAIN SAW AGAIN.....LOL : D
5:16 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao the next bob the builder
god I loved Heidi
9:12 😂😂😂😂
4:08 Rotary!!! ;)
6:54 is it me or is that Jim Carrey putting out the fire?
6:30 clearly a stunt guy. Still funny though.
I noticed that too! I would have never caught that back as a kid when I watched it! lol
whats the one with the wet tape banjo and tim singing lol
what episode is that at 8:16?
if I was al, id be seeking compensation lol
Heidi > Lisa
Does anyone know this episode 2:37-3:40?
Update it's Family Un-ties from season 6
***** Uhh, I'm actually a man, who's a fanboy of female characters, I just want the ski hitting the Binfort water tower.
What are those Tool Time segments taken from?🙂
8:02 YIKES
What was the episode where they wore the yellow outfits at the end?
AOTVProductions Trouble-a-Bruin in Season 8, when Binford wanted Tim to be a company man.
The First one. That is it how to make it.
If anybody asks what this show is about, show them the thumbnail. 😂
What did he say 8:53
They really shoulda listed the seasons and episode numbers at the bottom of the screen so everyone would know which ones they came from.
I was kinda hoping it'd be every tool time bit/segment in chronological order. I'm sure these 4 parts only scratched the surface, with some 200 shows aired.
VERY COOL SHOW.
NEIN! NEIN!
Tim: You put it on nine!"
No No!