Bruiser - Inept Q

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  • @Koshiro2k3
    @Koshiro2k3 9 років тому +2163

    "Lights every time!" *Proceeds to show that it clearly doesn't.*
    It's little touches like this that make this series truly shine.

    • @SteinGauslaaStrindhaug
      @SteinGauslaaStrindhaug 5 років тому +55

      Also the compass in the heel has obviously fallen off during the kicking and stomping.

    • @bhollins3556
      @bhollins3556 5 років тому

      Ahh, you're so lucky.

    • @Rundvelt
      @Rundvelt 4 роки тому +5

      For sure, because it's not the main comedic premise or even the secondary one.

    • @VinnieFarsheds
      @VinnieFarsheds 3 роки тому

      Made in Britain, obviously

    • @ratcrib
      @ratcrib 3 роки тому +2

      3:48 "There's a compass in the heel..." Proceeds to show that it clearly doesn't.

  • @masterchain3335
    @masterchain3335 3 роки тому +905

    I like how there's an alarm that specifically goes off when Q beats the shit out of a mannequin.

    • @VorpalStorm
      @VorpalStorm 3 роки тому +7

      That was my favorite gag.

    • @TheCatBilbo
      @TheCatBilbo 3 роки тому +7

      That's a masterful touch

    • @capslockcapable1719
      @capslockcapable1719 2 роки тому +2

      There's a compass in the heel...

    • @ThomasCorfield
      @ThomasCorfield 2 роки тому +12

      Yes. It alerts MI6 that they need a new mannequin.

    • @squatchjosh1131
      @squatchjosh1131 Рік тому +2

      Someone once accidentally crossed Q on the warpath between him and the mannequin - they can't risk that happening again.

  • @DreamStepper
    @DreamStepper 7 років тому +1052

    I just love how his standards just gets lower and lower.

    • @quantumjourney1
      @quantumjourney1 4 роки тому +14

      Almost like us for reacting to the same joke over and over

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 4 роки тому +3

      @@quantumjourney1 whaat no

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 4 роки тому +2

      @@quantumjourney1 his stndards getting lower must bec the joke

    • @HankBukowski
      @HankBukowski 3 роки тому

      It did degenerate!

    • @Anon-qp3kt
      @Anon-qp3kt 2 роки тому +1

      His expectations kept getting lower.

  • @admthrawnuru
    @admthrawnuru 5 років тому +1607

    David Mitchell just did the exact same gag 6 times in a row and I laughed every time

    • @Rkiser0592
      @Rkiser0592 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah, was a good gag really.

    • @ryancnayr
      @ryancnayr 4 роки тому +20

      Michael Jones oh lighten up, it’s a sketch show it’s supposed to be wacky over the top humour. Pokes fun at a lot of genre conventions

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel 4 роки тому +25

      The real gag from the 2nd time onwards is the anticipation of how much of this nonsense the Bond is gonna put up with. The gag where the twist is he just goes ape on Kruvchek is more like the setup.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 4 роки тому +3

      Was it just me or did Martin Freeman seem to see the funny side at 3:30 as well?

    • @hcrun
      @hcrun 3 роки тому +1

      Ditto! :D

  • @jamespilcher5287
    @jamespilcher5287 4 роки тому +254

    I love the fact that there's a klaxon that sounds to warn everyone that Q is having another meltdown

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 8 років тому +1025

    I think he might have some anger issues towards the Russians.

    • @hainsay
      @hainsay 7 років тому +164

      Only russian spy bastards

    • @juliussneezer3122
      @juliussneezer3122 7 років тому +17

      doesn't everyone?

    • @pseudonymousbeing987
      @pseudonymousbeing987 7 років тому +21

      julius sneezer
      As I Russian I can confirm I have anger issues about Russians. I cut myself and wake up with nose bleeds all the time. I also have safe search on so I can't search how too tie a noose...

    • @xonxt
      @xonxt 6 років тому +17

      well, Britain's irrational hatred for Russians has been a thing for almost 3 and a half centuries already, so it's nothing new.

    • @theonemanclan3363
      @theonemanclan3363 6 років тому +7

      Well almost every Russian on the internet is an arsehole :)

  • @saraleona3430
    @saraleona3430 9 років тому +740

    Can I have a stick with a nail in it? X'D

    • @MasterGriefSr
      @MasterGriefSr 7 років тому +13

      Sara Leona or a poyn-ted stick!

    • @DanRudy
      @DanRudy 7 років тому +20

      MasterGriefSr Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh?

  • @dinsy512
    @dinsy512 5 років тому +70

    "... he is taken aback, his eyes glued to the deadly lustre!" Pure poetry.

  • @23madberty
    @23madberty 7 років тому +852

    Travel sweet, Puchek?

    • @dinsy512
      @dinsy512 6 років тому +37

      Yes, I love how he comes up with these little fantasy scenarios that have no basis in reality.

    • @joostvanrens
      @joostvanrens 6 років тому +28

      dinsy512 no basis in reality? I always have travel sweets in my car.

    • @dinsy512
      @dinsy512 6 років тому +39

      Well, be careful with the sherbet coating.

    • @turmuthoer
      @turmuthoer 6 років тому +10

      Creepy Muscovite bastard!

  • @lionchamp777
    @lionchamp777 10 років тому +671

    Had no idea that Martin Freeman and David Mitchell ever worked together. This is gold.

    • @RainAngel111
      @RainAngel111 7 років тому +219

      lionchamp777 everyone whose ever been on British television has worked together.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 6 років тому +15

      Has David Mitchell worked with Rowan Atkinson?

    • @erik95056
      @erik95056 6 років тому +14

      @@roguishpaladin
      Touchè

    • @danochy5522
      @danochy5522 6 років тому +64

      +roguishpaladin
      they were in a 2007 Comic Relief thing together.
      www.imdb.com/title/tt0988079/?ref_=fn_tt_tt_1

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 5 років тому +7

      @@danochy5522 It was a genuine question - I'd not heard of the two being in the same bit and am curious to see them work together. I'll have to go see that special.

  • @laurenjcoates
    @laurenjcoates 6 років тому +55

    I love that the one time it's actually a weapon he drops it in favor of beating the dummy

  • @lewisd5004
    @lewisd5004 4 роки тому +751

    If Martin Freeman ever auditioned for Bond, he'd have it in the baggins for shire.

  • @legoluvver
    @legoluvver 4 роки тому +69

    “Better put the goggles on” kills me every time

  • @newperve
    @newperve 4 роки тому +72

    Notice how none of his staff react to his screaming and attacking a manakin, he's obviously done it so often they're used o ttheir boss being insane

  • @J_Squatch
    @J_Squatch 6 років тому +314

    I love that the mounted machine gun gets more and more complicated as the "weapons" get more and more asinine.

    • @TWH442
      @TWH442 5 років тому +16

      The guns the same each time. Just a different person working on it

    • @TheCatBilbo
      @TheCatBilbo 3 роки тому +24

      @@TWH442 At some points it does get lots more added to it, extra big sight etc.

    • @imnimbusy2885
      @imnimbusy2885 Рік тому

      Ah yes, the mounted machine gun. It may appear to be a deadly force on the outside; but, on the inside, it is no more than just a simple plant pot holder and coat hanger. Take an unsuspecting Commie Garden Community. They will be none the wiser to your chic elegant choice of war-themed pottery and announce you the winner of any gardening competition may it be for your striking design or for fear of it. And, right under the Russian rug, you’ll have stolen both the dignity of the Russians and their precious communal gardening medallions. Better put the goggles on.

  • @itsjimmym8
    @itsjimmym8 3 роки тому +38

    I must've watched this about 10 times and only just realised that Puchek is basically just ketchup backwards

  • @reav3rtm
    @reav3rtm 9 років тому +189

    (Q extends umbrella)
    - Wow..
    - And that's not all..
    :DD

  • @sharcc2511
    @sharcc2511 3 роки тому +28

    I'm amazed they got an actual by the looks of it 1964 Aston Martin DB5 for a single gag on such a short lived show

    • @noyb7920
      @noyb7920 2 роки тому +13

      That rental was the entire budget for the episode.

    • @tengkualiff
      @tengkualiff 2 роки тому +1

      Q has been running down the budget with all his ideas

  • @TcheQ
    @TcheQ 3 роки тому +12

    There's something about the alarm going off in the background that is just
    😂😂

  • @sean3533
    @sean3533 4 роки тому +49

    I said on the third one “if he does it again I won’t laugh.” I laughed every time...

  • @boccs9925
    @boccs9925 2 роки тому +14

    "Take that with your locked room and your "I've got a gun but you've got shoes!" ya bastard!" is my favorite angry exclamation in the whole bit

  • @DocJamesH
    @DocJamesH 7 років тому +119

    "Can I have a stick with a nail in it?" OMG James Bond movie featuring the Pain Train

  • @АндрейМурадян-й2п
    @АндрейМурадян-й2п 4 роки тому +179

    As a Russian, I feel for comrade Пучик.

  • @MichaelCook84
    @MichaelCook84 5 років тому +24

    I lost my shit when he gets to "travel sweet puchek?" hahahaha

  • @levigerrardhades
    @levigerrardhades 3 роки тому +16

    Oh lord, cold calm 007 Martin with dark and slightly long hair, slicked back or to the side, with a dark suit, stand up straight with blank face. A marvelous visual that I thought I would never found in a comedy sketch.

  • @commanderwyro4204
    @commanderwyro4204 3 роки тому +15

    "lights everytime"
    *fails to light
    davids face is priceless lol

  • @georgescaria
    @georgescaria 7 років тому +21

    Take a moment to appreciate Martin Freeman's performance and timing. He really elevates the script.

    • @barry1902
      @barry1902 6 років тому

      wagtailVGA He's the only good thing IMO

  • @omogoshywoshy5194
    @omogoshywoshy5194 7 років тому +232

    now we know where mycroft got his umbrella sword

    • @hainsay
      @hainsay 7 років тому +4

      Earliest use of it that I know of was the avengers

    • @epiendless1128
      @epiendless1128 7 років тому +15

      Evolution of the 18th-19th century swordstick.
      Wikipedia says back then some ladies sometimes carried swords in their parasols, as it wasn't fashionable for a lady to carry a sword, or admit that she knew how to use one.

    • @camerontrivett3808
      @camerontrivett3808 7 років тому

      OMO goshywoshy and a gun in the handle

    • @ccassidy9090
      @ccassidy9090 7 років тому +11

      OMO goshywoshy Yeah swordsticks have existed for hundreds of years. Last week an eighty year old lady tried to take one on a plane and the TSA caught her. She had no idea it was even there.

    • @tristanchristiansen9054
      @tristanchristiansen9054 5 років тому

      @@ccassidy9090 watch ichi use it 400+years ago, and or think of assassins of the past needing to conceal weaponry.... prolly 4K or so years ago
      .=

  • @egilsandnes9637
    @egilsandnes9637 4 роки тому +14

    "I don't have to wear these, but I think they look rather smart." 😂

  • @mononoke721
    @mononoke721 4 роки тому +8

    It shouldn't be funny every time, but somehow it is. I blame David Mitchell for having such instinctual suppressed rage.

  • @jameshogge
    @jameshogge 3 роки тому +5

    Missed opportunity with the car. He should have pulled out a built in cigarette lighter, said "we bought the optional extras" then proceeded to touch it to the doll which immediately bursts into flames

    • @okok72277
      @okok72277 3 роки тому

      No because that's not the joke

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 4 роки тому +11

    You have to hand it to Q, he did take the target down every time.

  • @gozii8990
    @gozii8990 7 років тому +35

    The editing is funny because sometimes he beats up puchek, his hair is fine and then it cuts to him with a full mess of hair out of nowhere.

    • @beingishani
      @beingishani 5 років тому +5

      This is actually compilation of the 'inept Q' bits from different episodes, each comprising various sketches like this.

  • @danny355
    @danny355 4 роки тому +4

    This might be my favorite Bruiser sketch

  • @oliverholmes-gunning2400
    @oliverholmes-gunning2400 8 років тому +28

    Actually Bond did use an ordinary wristwatch as a weapon in On Her Majesty's Secret Service (the book). I liked the From Russia With Love cheesewire refernce during the watch one as well!

  • @theyellowlightsaber3193
    @theyellowlightsaber3193 3 роки тому +1

    I love the Morris Dancers in the background of the third one for no discernible reason

  • @no3namesalike
    @no3namesalike 8 місяців тому +2

    The Morris dancers fighting at the opening of the third bit never fails to make me laugh-snort inelegantly!

  • @whipsnchains7967
    @whipsnchains7967 6 років тому +9

    How have I not seen the 'Bruiser' series before? This is awesome.

  • @Schensue
    @Schensue 9 років тому +410

    Give him a few years and Martin Freeman is going to play Bond in an actual Bond movie.

    • @gasparagusproductions3563
      @gasparagusproductions3563 8 років тому +28

      Wouldn't Martin make a brilliant bond!

    • @davemarx7856
      @davemarx7856 7 років тому +55

      +Gasparagus Productions
      I think he'd make a wonderful Very Young, Not Actually Double-0 Yet, Nervous, Bumbling, Actually A Virgin, Still Hasn't Even Killed A Man Yet And Only Recently Obtained His Driver's License version of James.

    • @JonesCrimson
      @JonesCrimson 7 років тому +6

      I think it's been awhile since an actual Englishman played a Bond, I don't think he has much of a chance.
      (Edit: whoops, I didn't know Daniel Craig was English.)

    • @aidsdoh8286
      @aidsdoh8286 7 років тому +4

      but isnt the original bond scottish?

    • @ticklish1991
      @ticklish1991 7 років тому +22

      Only if Mitchell plays Q; appearing at the climax of the film to kick the shit out of Bond's nemesis.

  • @mr88jmr88
    @mr88jmr88 7 років тому +8

    Sounding the klaxton during every attack demo is a nice touch.

  • @theodiggers
    @theodiggers 8 років тому +127

    This is so stupid, but funny

  • @maevenfanebust2767
    @maevenfanebust2767 8 років тому +218

    Martin Freeman, with dark hair, in a sleek black suit........WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE

    • @lyricbot8513
      @lyricbot8513 7 років тому

      Maeven Fing'l *lick*

    • @DerrisDerrison
      @DerrisDerrison 3 роки тому

      Well now you have that in 2 or 3 marvel films, potentially more in the near future, off the top of my head I can think of 'Black Panther' (during which he has a pretty substantial role) and 'captain America: Civil war'

  • @Montis.
    @Montis. 4 роки тому +8

    "Now pay attention, this could save your life!"

  • @stileskuchiki7978
    @stileskuchiki7978 8 років тому +72

    "Can I have stick with a nail in it?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @SilverRaindrops86
    @SilverRaindrops86 12 років тому +11

    David and Martin together. God, how perfect...

  • @deathoftheundead
    @deathoftheundead 13 років тому +8

    LOL. Love the look on his face, the "why the hell am i still here" look.

  • @Vojife
    @Vojife 5 років тому +5

    I love how the alarm always goes off

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 8 років тому +39

    I'm sure the sherbet coating will make those sweets even more deadly.

  • @internetjimtem2000
    @internetjimtem2000 4 роки тому +2

    Martin Freeman makes a good bond

  • @alexjwebabou
    @alexjwebabou 13 років тому +24

    As an actor Martin has a perfect timing. Thank God he finally got a Bafta! He so deserves it!

  • @fluffycommander
    @fluffycommander 7 років тому +65

    This is why Watson never had any gadgets off Mycroft, they were all rubbish.

  • @JackT13
    @JackT13 8 років тому +64

    Better put the goggles on'

  • @Lucifronz
    @Lucifronz 7 років тому +8

    I'm dying laughing, here. This is my favorite of all the David Mitchell skits I've seen. Just as good as his rants, if not better.

  • @stevenhale2935
    @stevenhale2935 3 роки тому +4

    That's not a gadget Michael, that's just monstrous use of a biro

  • @GBart
    @GBart 5 років тому +2

    Every detail of this sketch is perfect

  • @billyandrew
    @billyandrew 4 роки тому +2

    David puts so much into the role I am fcuking crying with laughter so much it hurts!
    😜😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vulture_5212
    @vulture_5212 7 років тому +28

    Do you think that mannequin did something to Q as a child?

  • @Coops1985
    @Coops1985 12 років тому +69

    no one screams and rants like david mitchell... did anyone notice how his hair didn't move while punching the dummy but was all messed up afterwards talking to freeman?

  • @ASChambers
    @ASChambers 2 роки тому +5

    Couldn’t help but smile when David Mitchell said, “Time To Die.”

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 2 роки тому +1

      Yes! I've been scrolling through the comments, hoping someone else noticed it!

    • @HerrGerbrandt
      @HerrGerbrandt 10 місяців тому +1

      "Okay?"

  • @Gorvinhagen
    @Gorvinhagen 2 роки тому +2

    David's shit eating grin at 5:13 gets me every time.

  • @pressureworks
    @pressureworks 3 роки тому +1

    BRILLIANT ! Why only one series was done, is mind-boggling.

  • @ashliski
    @ashliski 3 роки тому +2

    I love how the sword was just a distraction tactic!

  • @stileskuchiki7978
    @stileskuchiki7978 8 років тому +20

    "Can I have a gun?" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @The482075
      @The482075 5 років тому

      I'm not kidding. In a recent Bond film that was the gadget. A gun that can only be used by Bond. If the wrong person used it...
      In another film a regular smart phone was the gadget.

  • @benjammin8184
    @benjammin8184 4 роки тому +1

    Pretty sure Alan Partridge got to the monstrous use of a pen gag before this.

    • @DerrisDerrison
      @DerrisDerrison 3 роки тому

      Yeah and it was executed Perfectly
      I do love my Alan, ooh his latest show for a second series which just started airing a few days ago on BBC lol x

    • @DerrisDerrison
      @DerrisDerrison 3 роки тому +1

      I wish so much that they would do at least one more 'I'm Alan Partridge' style show, as much as I like the new things they're doing I feel like we all need to see him in his off screen environment again.

    • @benjammin8184
      @benjammin8184 3 роки тому +1

      @@DerrisDerrison Definitely agree. The new stuff is hit and miss but the earlier stuff, especially "I'm Alan Partridge" is gold.

  • @gregtestagent
    @gregtestagent 2 роки тому +3

    This hits different now

  • @hippy282
    @hippy282 2 роки тому +2

    I bet these sketches were a great way for Mitchell to vent his anger

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 10 років тому +15

    In BBC Sherlock, John loves Bond.

  • @AmySavage6
    @AmySavage6 6 років тому +4

    This seems to also be a rather accurate depiction of British security services what with high profile defectors in Britain dropping dead at a steady pace. Puchek seems to keep himself busy.

  • @SkylerCrouse
    @SkylerCrouse 12 років тому +4

    I lol'd at the random morris dancers at 1:48

  • @stephaniecarr6984
    @stephaniecarr6984 4 роки тому +2

    "Yeah, can I have a knife?" lol!!!! LOVE Freeman's bemused expression and dead-pan delivery! Thank you! I've never seen this!!

    • @Colt45hatchback
      @Colt45hatchback 2 роки тому

      I liked the "can i have a stick with a nail in it" one the most 😂

  • @nicflay
    @nicflay 8 років тому +28

    Reminds me of the cheese shop sketch from Monty Python

  • @sulalee7413
    @sulalee7413 Рік тому

    2023 and I'm still laughing, and had to dash off to loo for a pee! 😊

  • @geoffreypiltz271
    @geoffreypiltz271 4 роки тому +2

    "Cough, cough, we're still working on the, cough, cough, sherbet coating". Best line in the sketch.

  • @JonesCrimson
    @JonesCrimson 7 років тому +2

    This was a very well done set for such a repetitive and obvious joke.

  • @guntherhermann2317
    @guntherhermann2317 7 років тому +154

    I wish they had filmed an ending where -Bond- the agent, unnamed for legal reasons, actually lashes at Puchek, Q-style. Such a wasted opportunity... Also, does anyone know - did they ever finish maintenance on that Browning?

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 5 років тому +7

      No. The morris dancers kept dropping bells into the barrel.

    • @RealityCheck6T9
      @RealityCheck6T9 5 років тому +7

      Good idea. This was funny but it lacked any direction or kind of punchline.

  • @MyHe4dIsInTheCl0ud5
    @MyHe4dIsInTheCl0ud5 12 років тому +2

    that hair.i don't think he'd need the shiny lustor of the sword at all.

  • @イシちゃん-d5u
    @イシちゃん-d5u 2 роки тому +2

    全部力技でゴリ押しするのめっちゃ好き笑

  • @StinkyCheese3000
    @StinkyCheese3000 11 років тому +5

    Laughter. So. Much. Laughter.

  • @mechalpuco
    @mechalpuco 3 роки тому +2

    sometimes repetition makes things funnier, don't know why exactly

  • @breslyn
    @breslyn 10 років тому +15

    I think he wants a gun, guys

  • @WannabeMarsanach
    @WannabeMarsanach 7 років тому +39

    What's with the aggression alarm?

    • @flyingrancidm00nfish7
      @flyingrancidm00nfish7 7 років тому +31

      So they know to give Q some space!

    • @adizmal
      @adizmal 7 років тому +16

      Dude that's the best part lmao!

    • @Ixarus6713
      @Ixarus6713 7 місяців тому

      Q gets angry sometimes. 😂

  • @kkadzielna
    @kkadzielna 9 років тому +6

    Oh God. It's Martin Fucking Freeman.

  • @ComicSansMcGee
    @ComicSansMcGee 4 роки тому +1

    Man, remember when you could upload full episodes of tv shows onto youtube and they wouldn't get taken down? Good times.

  • @raintalon6138
    @raintalon6138 3 роки тому +2

    When the head of your R'nD department is really the enemy spy.

  • @UncleHappy5
    @UncleHappy5 5 років тому +2

    _Better put the goggles on._

  • @quadrant2012
    @quadrant2012 3 роки тому

    David Mitchell shouting do you want some more you shit has made my day

  • @andrew_owens7680
    @andrew_owens7680 11 місяців тому

    The alarm sound effect is hilarious.

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 5 років тому +12

    David spassing out is the best thing on this earth. It happened a few times in peep show but not as good as this

  • @weckar
    @weckar 5 років тому +16

    Btw, ever notice that when you read 007 upside down it spells LOO?
    *giggle*

  • @off_mah_lawn2074
    @off_mah_lawn2074 4 роки тому

    Martin Freeman is gold in this

  • @Rushmore222
    @Rushmore222 7 років тому +2

    That is fucking hilarious.
    They keep going to the same tag.

  • @PinBoxLtd
    @PinBoxLtd 2 роки тому +1

    This has aged differently...

  • @cliocat200
    @cliocat200 12 років тому +15

    I don't understand how the punchline is always the same yet makes me laugh just as much every time. Genius :D

  • @stileskuchiki7978
    @stileskuchiki7978 8 років тому +11

    "Can I have a knife?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • @AlexandraLovesActing
    @AlexandraLovesActing 12 років тому +2

    I could not believe I laugh at this XD Thanks for sharing this (Martin was great and the look on his face was priceless).

  • @curiousgemini
    @curiousgemini 5 років тому +1

    They didn't really need the goggles....

  • @amyshaw893
    @amyshaw893 7 років тому +1

    i was going to make a joke about "hey, that's martin freeman", but no, it actually is

  • @shelbyvillerules9962
    @shelbyvillerules9962 4 роки тому +1

    Look at his cartoon face and his hair, he looks like a Fisher-Price man.

  • @weckar
    @weckar 5 років тому +4

    Is it wrong of me that I kind of wish they'd mix up the punchline a bit?

  • @strayjames8751
    @strayjames8751 6 років тому +1

    I was hoping that he would just give him a gun at one point. MIght of been pretty funny.