Bruiser - Do you do poison?
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- Опубліковано 4 бер 2011
- Rob as the uxoricidal (thank you, EwoktheMoid) man in sketches from the short-lived, one-series-only sketch show 'Bruiser' (2000) starring Olivia Colman, Martin Freeman, Matt Holness, Charlotte Hudson, David Mitchell and Robert Webb.
Martin in those glasses. ADORABLE. The hardware store set a precursor to 'Hardware'? I LIKE.
David in that vest. ADORABLE. Of course he'd be the librarian. Sweet, sexy librarian-man. =D
Clips are from episodes 1, 2, 3, 4 and 6 - Комедії
“Do they still shoot tourists in Florida”
“Mainly sir yes“
“Mega”
Damn im goin there next month
Regen Legion oof good luck and stay with that strap
@@Achooo0 yas
@@ink9426 enjoy your stay?
Maga
Shopping for the dark brotherhood
Campfire Douglas YESS
Campfire Douglas that's why I'm here 😂
Campfire Douglas how I came here XD
Same
Who else wants to use the wabbajack in the dark brotherhood questline
Plot twist: He's just an author, because that's exactly what their search history looks like
I love how true this is
I applaud both your accuracy and grammatical correctness
I love you.
Oh my God 😂 you're not wrong
@@appendixlessloser4806 the “h” after the “:” is capitalized and it doesn’t end with a period. Also there’s an unnecessary comma
I feel like the entirety of British comedy is like 5 or 6 actors.
the bbc has the same budget as a school pantomime what do you expect
It's three, actually
@@frogsfoot because all British humour comes from the BBC
@@frogsfoot your school had a yearly budget of 4 billion? Lucky you
And yet as with all areas of our popular culture, 70 million of us take credit for them. We're very efficient that way.
this is what it must be like to work in a shop in a game like fallout and the player walks in
+Alex Dawson Or the Witcher.
DO YOU DO GWENT?
*merchant looks at you like you just killed a puppy*
+Alex Dawson "I have thirty-one hatchets that I didn't take from people's corpses. Do you do hatchets?"
Here are several hundred daggers and a list of items that looks suspiciously like everything that was lying around your shop a minute ago. Do you sell cheese? Do you sell enough cheese to fill an entire jarls home? Could I drown his wife in cheese?
Hi, I know you mainly cater to the rustic people of your tiny hamlet but would you like the entire contents of a necromancer-infested fort ? Do you do gems? Do you do gems filled with the souls of dead innocents? Will you take this dust I harvested from their remains? What about this skull?
Skyriiiiiim
"Do they still shoot tourists in Florida?"
"Mainly, sir, yes."
"Mega."
Awkward...
Maffoo I know, right? Urk.
TaiChiKnees xD
I can confirm that this is true
"HOW HOTS THAT COFFEE"
"Piping sir"
"GOOD IDEA."
"I'll smash her bloody brains out"
Oh man I'm slow. I never got that piping -> smash her brains out with a pipe. I thought he just finally figured to do it simply.
I can't get over how cute Olivia Newton is slightly after that.
@@commentposted4528 Me 2, I've watched this several times and I've only just noticed the pun. I thought it was just a silly reaction.
@@superleipoman Who's that?
“Could a holiday HURT a person?”
This man’s asking the big questions
Edit: since putting this comment here I went to Lanzarote and on day 1 I got a call from the person looking after my dog saying she let her outside and she was hit by a car, then throughout the rest of the holiday I was bedridden sick and threw up all over. So yes, a holiday can definitely hurt a person.
These days, it very well might...
Well uhhh valentines day...
I once went to Rome with my gf and we broke up whle there. That holiday hurt this person for a while
@Bryce Plummer Hey now! I'm insulted by how true this is! Finally I have something to live for!
I’ve been to Tunisia and it most definitely can.
he does this so the fbi cant track him through google
How can the FBI track him if he's in the uk
@@MrNecryptic no its not
@@Bob-eh1cu indeed,google is the mossad
@@durinV the what
Boromir Thefreeman google is the cloud people
"That very deep noise that makes you do a shiiit"
Lmfao
I believe it sounds something like mmmhbhiuaahmeeeeee.
King Benzington I was dying
Brody Upton I was living.
King Benzington that’s the origin of the brown note
For that you need a bassoon that makes you shit yourself.
This is what owning a shop in Skyrim feels like.
“Do you have _Potent Poison of Damage Health?_ How much health damage per second can it inflict? Would it work on undead, who perhaps look like _this?”_
There's a couple animations about this
Do you do poison? Could it kill an essential NPC? One who looks like this *holds a picture of Maven Black Briar*
Saw the Skyrim animation first. Now I see where the original look like lol
@@sandywolfr26 same here
“But that’s an Argonian, sir, not a Dragur-“
“What are you trying to say? I’m just an adventurer, like you, without any arrows in my knees. By the way, how many arrows to the knee does it take to kill a person?”
The fact he is going back and forth to several stores indicates that he has attempted murder multiple times, failed, and got away with it
She is very forgiving
It's hard to arrest a guy for attempted murder because he bought someone a vacation to Florida. At most you get charged with reckless endangerment
Well not the last one
Plot twist, all of this was just 1 day of shopping, from London to skeggie
attempted murder
now honestly what is that
can you win a nobel prize for attempted chemistry
I work in retail and I can say, these are easily the fifth worst customer type ever
What’s one through four?
Don’t you have to report people like that?
@@TheDarkfrostElf are u mad they aren't trying to kill u, If u mess with them they might
@@nicholasavasthi9879 if you don't know, then you don't know.
Karen is the number one
"No sir just shit, this is Skegness" xD
Don't I know it!
“ Why do they die?” is strangely existential.
Rats die from rat poison because they don't have the ability to vomit. Most other mammals would just puke it back up, because it includes a powerful emetic. NB don't take poison ingesting advice from a youtube comment.
@Neil Bartlett If you take advice from a UA-cam comment telling you to not take advices from such comments it contradicts itself, so you can just swallow the poison whole
Rat poison is a powerful blood thinner.
Because if everything was immortal everything would be so sick of each other real fast
LoL everyone else said how they die
What a nice guy, he is really thinking about the health risks that is brought on by common items.
He's got pets at home, I mean rat's at home. He's just thinking about safety.
He's just trying to do a dark brotherhood mission
I just want to curl up with a good book! .... Do you have books that make people curl up? Permanently? In agony?
Gets me every time.
And yes- I'm an American.
Contrary to popular belief- we LOVE surreal humor. Especially those involving death!
lot24 A 10 month afterthought? I knew Americans were slow, but come on!
Willy Jock The internet is reeaaaalllly shitty out here in the boonies
lot24
Shouldn't you have told me to keep my voice down?
I don't but I'm pretty sure the UA-cam algorithm does
Hello lad
Look who it is!
kek
Wait
How does yt know I love this
"Could I borrow your stamp?"
"If you like..."
*B O N Z A H*
How has no one picked up on:
-Do you do poison?
-No sir, just shit, this is Skegness.
-Don't I know it.
I just figured it was a momentary bit of rationality in a manic skit that made the change of pace funnier.
maybe people enjoyed the times before we had to rewrite everything we found funny underneath a video
Not as bad as Blackpool at least
@@bboybeatle "maybe people enjoyed the times before we had to rewrite everything we found funny underneath a video"
LOL... best bit of the comment section...
...
... Ah, shit!
As an American, I figured that was a reference that went over my head, but was hilarious to people in the know.
Episode 1 was actually the test footage for the new series of "Sherlock".
Well maybe I'll watch it then
+Macleanium The first episode of Sherlock, coincidentally, was about poison.
+Watsonisawesome No, it was Martin's audition for the role of John Watson. Anyone who can withstand mile-a-minute Robert Webb and his unsettling close proximity can play the best friend of a high functioning sociopath with relative ease.
you know what I'd love to see David and Robert in some random roles in Sherlock. Would be a fucking explosion of brittishness!!
Aboubacar Amine They did a Holmes and Watson sketch. Pretty funny...
Do you do poison?
No sir, just shit, this is skegness
Don't I know it
I love how everyone tries to move away from him in visible discomfort
Not the Skegness worker
@@hoagielamp6543 The Skegness worker is by far the most calm compared to everyone else. He's not scared, just confused.
@@Thisguyisright yeah, that's what working at Skegness does to people
And then he aggressively pursues them through the shop.
'Do you do poison'?
'No Sir, just shit. This is Skegness'.
'Don't I know it'................
Absolutly Brilliant!!!!!
Fuck it's refreshing not being told when to laugh by obnoxious laughing tracks
Yeah plus it completely kills the flow, can you imagine how much of this comedy would have been lost if there was a 5 second delay between each line for the laugh track to die down?
Oh god good point, didn't even think of it in that way... I'm watching again and pausing to imagine it, fuck me it would be terrible lmao
Ha, this clip would be 20 minutes long if it had a laugh track.
The problem is that people often laugh so hard they can't keep up and have to pause anyway
if there's no laughing track, how are you supposed to know when to laugh?!..
"have you got any hammers that will smash bone"
"yeah over there in the tools department"
Hmm yeah... Lester would know
Rafterman Howard this is what people asking Ajit pie if he does poison and promptly inject him with a fuck ton of cyanide in his heart
" S P O T O N"
“Spot on *walks off*
*crashing comes from the tools department*
Fargo?
Watching this makes me feel like my Chaotic Neutral D&D character, Xundur The Confusing a wild mage with the urban bounty hunter background
Xundur = Wabbajack
Because of this I made a d&d character: an Aaracokra knowledge cleric having a midlife crisis at age 15 (they only live to 30) who decided to travel the world to write a book of terrible truths, truths so terrible you could age a person with the weight of the knowledge
That sounds like a good character what were their other traits?
*Hermaeous Mora would like to know your location*
don't mind me, just wanted to drop an Elder Scrolls joke real quick
A person? Any person? A person who looks like this?: 👩🏼
@@livirus3826for some reason it is stated in the elder scrolls lore that herma mora uses books of pornography as columns for his endless library because of the sheer amount humans write every year.
My Dark Brotherhood character entering an alchemists shop
Mine entering the Arcaneum
Mine entering Solitude, after hearing the guards talk about thier plan to assassinate Titus Mede ||
May I introduce you to Sorenova ?
Mine entering bethlor's shop in whiterun
@@Isigia_Official I just saw that video
- Do you do poison?
- No sir, this is UA-cam. We just do videos.
- What's the longest video you do? Do you do a video so long that you die of old age while watching it?
- Well it would depend on how old you were at the time.
- A 50-year-old woman.
- No sir.
- What about funny videos? Do you do videos so funny they hurt? Could a video make you laugh so much you can't breathe? What would it do to the face? Could you laugh so much you're permanently disfigured? What would laughing too much do to a 50-year-old woman WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS?
***** Lol XD
You deserve every like you get!
+Conway79 Brilliant! Utterly fantastic!
+Conway79 However long you put into this, it was worth it.
felixader
Take some points for that! Excellent.
"Is it safe to swim in the harbour?" "not at the moment" "you star" Haha
*here door break in the distance*
Could u understand the joke at the end cuz me brain small
I like to think this is just his coping mechanism.
Yes, fantasise about all the ways he could kill his wife without actually having to do it.
Probably so. I too often think things like this though I usually don't say it aloud
could you make a person so relaxed they forgot to live?
man i wish 😢
Could you make a person shit their whole selves?
I think of that one often.
Possibly my favourite part. XD
That's where some people seem to come from :^)
+Tomislav R Me too! I somehow find it hard to imagine what he means, or what it would look like :D
+Tomislav R You actually CAN make a person shit their whole selves by infecting them with Cholera.
No, no. That's not it. 'Their whole selves means their entire body. Only the anus remains, at first, but then that must go too.
The end result is a black hole.
[I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS COMMENT.]
"Could you make a person so relaxed that they forgot to live?"
How have I not seen this before.
I mean that's basically how heroin works.
"Could a holiday hurt a person?"
Welcome to Fyrefestival
“Do you do poison”
“No just shit, this is skegness”
“Don’t I know it”
"could you make a person so relaxed they forgot to live?" yes, that's heroin.
And weed.....
@@ognjenivanovic7871 except you can't overdose on weed, so, no.
@@thorjelly Of course you can.
@@FinneousPJ1 Well, technically, you can overdose on coffee and even water. But anyone comparing weed and heroin is pretty poorly informed.
@@thorjelly Sure, I was just correcting a factual error.
"no sir just poison, this is a poison shop sir"
"now i'm confused"
hello friends right after *”I WANT TO KILL MY WIFE”*
Sir Honeysuckle
No sir, just animals, this is a pet shop.
@@thesensur6214
Then get me one large enough to ride.
How'd these guys get into my damn shop
The guy in the poison shop, was he Martin Freeman the whole time, or did they just edit his face on when he turned to the camera?
This is how a DM’s search history looks like.
I wish every time he showed her photo she looked more battered and sick but somehow clung to life.
"do you do poison?"
"no we just do shit this is skegness"
"don't i know it"
😂
Cheesoid Skeggy’s nicer than Great Yarmouth, but not as nice as Clacton.
@@SvenTviking Fuck that, Yarmouth is better than Skeggy.
Stupid American here: I’m assuming Skegness is not exactly the best place?
@@andrewlevin6331 I assume they sell useless knick-knacks
@@andrewlevin6331 correct it's a shit stain of a town
okay but the skegness guy was very helpful
Esta Fortaleza Even though he only sells shit
Don't I know it
I don’t know what the problem is, he’s just very concerned for his wife’s health
She's been alive far too long! Its unhealthy!
I believe she could die at any moment from all sorts of... accidents.
"Do you have books that contain terrible truths? Truths so terrible they can age a person prematurely, with the weight of the knowledge?"
**Hermaeus Mora wants to know your location**
This guy would have a pretty crazy search history!
witch mostly contains poison.
That’s why he’s doing this in person rather than looking it up.
I fucking love this.
Especially the fact that people just keep answering his questions in confusion as if they kinda know what he's going for, but they're too afraid to show it or make him angry.
What are you saying? I love my wife.
Your comment is showing up as a comment from an Eric Andre clip for me, and I got so lost for a minute there.
“Is it safe to swim in the harbor?”
“Not at the moment sir.”
“You Star!”
I’m gonna start using that one.
"Is it safe to swim in the harbor?"
"Not at the moment. "
"You star!"
I'd don't know why but that's the line that got me.
- How long's the pier ?
- Err, hundred twenty meters exactly.
- Have you got a guidebook that says it's a hundred twenty-one meters that's so engrossing you don't know where you're going when you reading it ?
I love how his eyes widen when he thinks of that idea. Brilliant touch from Robert Webb.
take a long walk off a short pier
- How long's the pier ?
- Err, hundred twenty meters exactly.
- Have you got a guidebook that says it's a hundred twenty-one meters
that's so engrossing you don't know where you're going when you reading
it ?
*walks into McDonald's*
Do you do poison?
Yeah for 1 dollar.
This ^
It’s actually called McPoison
You can live on it for quite a while, probably the worst poison you could buy, just go big homie and buy cyonide.
that's an edgy boi...
How fast will it kill them?
It would take years to...
Is it painfull
Not really, you need to go to Chipotle for painfull.
2:13 ~ "Yes, in the Poison section, it's over there in between Pointing and Poitier."
3:06 ~ "How can you make the person _more_ sensitive? Is it with poetry? Could you read them Baudelaire until they cried to death?"
“Aren’t you going to tell me to keep my voice down?”
I was wondering that too, actually
the library part was genius "Shouldn't you have told me to keep my voice down!?" I enjoyed it thoroughly.
"Could a holiday hurt a person?" My sides have reached another galaxy and contacted alien life.
+Speedojesus Were the aliens unfriendly? So unfriendly they took a probe and stuck it in your bottom? So far up your bottom that it killed you?
What would the probe do to the face? The face of an old woman, specifically? One that LOOKS LIKE THIS?
Do they still shoot tourists in Florida?
@@firepuppies4086 Mmmainly sir, Yes.
Humor without laugh tracks? Impossible.
Add your own and reupload it
This is ENGLISH humour - designed for an ENGLISH audience.
What you _meant_ to ask, therefore was: "Humour without a LIVE audience?"
Spot the subtle distinction !
@@marvinc9994 twat
@@maxxxxxxy
You should be a comedy script-writer ! I don't believe unquestioned geniuses such as David Baddiel - or even Rod Hull - could have come up with a line like that. Magic, Sir !
@@marvinc9994 honestly I think you are a bit of a twat if you think English comedy doesn’t have laugh tracks, Blackadder, Only fools and horses, Faulty towers and so on, laugh tracks are or at least were pretty universal, there were exceptions like The Office.
-"Have you got books containing terrible truths? Truths so terrible you could age a person prematurely with the weight of the knowledge?"
-"Well, yes..."
"... right here in the Existentialism section, sir. Might I suggest that you set your affairs in order before you begin browsing, sir."
"MEGA."
Im going to start saying that now.
Sean O'Brien MEGA.
"Make England Great Again"
Chian Oof! Too soon!
And "bonzer."
So very 80's
"Have you got any books that make people curl up, permanently, in agony?"
Are you familiar with the works of Stephenie Meyer?
comradet0m Ha
Or, Treasure Island *Middle school flash backs*
"Fucking hell man. I want to be SOMEWHAT safe from suspicion."
Or "Dead Men Walking" by Steve Lyons.
Excellent book but it can be accurately be described as a unapologetic, ultra nihilistic kick to the balls that made me almost give up any and all hope.
*E.L. JAMES*
Could a cake hurt a person?
Marquis De Sade has entered the chat.
Try portal
Now this.. now this is an elite reference
I'll be honest. Realistically I'd be far more uncomfortable from all the questions that I wouldn't know the answer to that he's asking me than the obvious murder he's planning.
right?
Like if he just calm down we could really figure out this murder plot, but all of these questions got me flustered.
Working in retail before google... Nightmare.
It was the 2000’s so google did exist.
Working in retail even with google.
Adriel Andy the internet was around way before Google. (I do miss ask jeeves).
It's still a fucking nightmare.
I was sent here by a man who probably hasn't done any poison
***** Thats what they all say
Oh shit. Dan had this as his mystery video once?
Niall Carson Indeed he did, don't remember which one though.
Bram06 Damn. xD
You star.
Matt Holness is brilliant in this. Everyone in this show went on to achieve greatness but Holness' utter masterpiece Garth Marenghis Darkplace takes the biscuit for me.
That show was amazing! He’s the rare author who’s written more books than he’s read, hahaha.
I'm sorry I just love how he materializes out of nowhere.😂
And that's when John Watson decided to be a doctor.
WHAT WOULD IT DO TO THIS FACE
"No sir, this is the 90s. We only do grunge and punk rock."
This sounds like my Google search history
"Yes, right between pointing and Poitier."
that line is brilliant.
can someone explain that? i don't really get it
Sidney Poitier is a famous actor. Alphabetically, poison would be between pointing and Poitier. Hard to explain exactly why it's funny, I think it just kinda of a non sequitur.
oh i get it now ty
Though, admittedly, it could also be about the French city of Poitiers, given that biographies are usually in separate sections from my experience. Though Sydney Poitier is exactly as good a guess as mine.
"Shut up, Jez"
"I just want some poison, Mark."
Mark: (What’s he want poison for? We haven’t even got any rats in the flat. Either that or he’s planning to kill someone’s dog again.)
Mosk Roach jez is secretly South Korean after the murder of mummy the dog
It's not illegal..probably
"Have they got jellyfish that looks like jelly and then you eat it but you die of sting?"
I need Benedict to ask Martin “Do you do poison?” And watch him panic.
"I'm going to bury her in the sand"
Oh thats nice
"Have you got a digger?"
Gets me everytime.
American here. Things I learned:
Skegness = town in UK
Lilo = inflatable bed/device for the pool/beach
While looking up lilo, I learned
banter = playful activity or chat, AKA put downs, like dissing.
Aeroldoth3 Skegness also colloquial called skegvegas where I live, is a seaside town and resort with a beach, back when this country still had working coal mines the miners and their families used to head to the nearest costal town which in this case is Skegness.
p.s it's still shit.
It's a suicide town and resort with a beach
Banter is a common word that we also use in America...
Aeroldoth3 To be fair if you'd seen the people that go there you'd stab your eye's out with dirty chip forks 😂
Oh lord. Go back to Breitbart with your fear-mongering.
4:46 Do you do poison?
Poisson? Oui, ici! *Points to fish*
they dont sell fish at a patisserie
and this is why you weren't writing for this show
It's 3:30 am I need to sleep but I have one question
How much sleep can kill a person
Permanent sleep
Like they sleep for so long that their vital organs shut down and they curl up. Permanently.
@@alucard8464 First you'll need a hell of a lot of Ovaltine....
@@zacmumblethunder7466 Mega
Two or three days should be enough
Like that very loud noise that makes you have a shiiiiiit.
Do you have a book that makes a noise that makes someone SHIT THERE WHOLE SELVES
The brown note
Their*
😂😂😂 Lmao, that made me die of laughter.
Can you do that? Can you make someone laugh so hard they just die from laughing?
I’m _a_weeb__ lmao
-Do you do poison?
-Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Of course we do!
SPOT ON!
So, yes?
wendy's does NO POISON just delicious amazing burgers and fries! If you want poison go to McDonalds and 1/5th of all burger kings.
'Cept everywhere else but in America (and Britain), where McD's's are held to health standards at gunpoint, and and all of Wendy's business aspirations died in the womb.
"Do you do poison?"
"Yes, sir."
"What sort?"
"50 Shades of Grey, sir."
"Oh."
Toxic indeed.
You star!
Olivia Coleman looking like a dream, even in that very mundane outfit.
I agree, but I'm British, so I would. In a dystopian future where being British is punishable by death and the Brits try to sneak through borders, the police will sniff us out by showing us a photo of Olivia Coleman and asking how attractive she is.
My mouth:I just want to curl up with a good book.
My brain: can it make someone curl up....permanently....in agony?
NPC merchants be like...
Plot twist: he does this to overwhelm the person so they don't realize that he is stealing from them
Oh look, it's the bloke who designed the year 2020.
Happy new year, do you do poison?
I'm father time. I do years.
Could you fit a whole lot more years into one year so as to instantly age a person to death?
No.
Could you fit so many stressful events into a single year that it might kill a person?
...Probably. What did you have in mind?
Could you do a plague so virulent she can't move?
Like can't leave the house?
I was thinking paralysis, but that's fine. What about mean bees?
Is that a band?
It's like a wasp but more unpleasant.
Like a murder hornet or something? I could try.
Could you starve her? Do you do famine?
Those can take time. How would you feel about an economic crash?
Bonzer. Could the famine--I mean economic crash also affect the local animals so they become agitated and aggressive?
This seems like a lot for a single year.
What are you trying to sayIlovemywife. Now can you do it or not?
I guess.
And civil unrest? Do you do that? People murdered in the streets? People who look like this?
Well, it's going to be hard to target people who look like *that* but I could start somewhere and escalate until it's basically everyone who goes outside.
That's very ominous indeed, you star. How about fires?
I--
And make a mess of politics.
You--
And get the Olympics cancelled. And ballet. And Concerts. Maybe she'll get bored and just kill her self.
What?
My pet--my rat--she loves the Olympics. I have to go now.
XD
Underrated gem of a comment
Get this more likes
One of the most creative comments i ever read in a UA-cam comment section ❤️
Trash
It's always sort of funny to watch BBC stuff and see all the same actors...
RainAngel111 did you say big black cock ????
Skyrim Maniac yeah I love big black cock. But no, I was talking about the British Broadcasting Corporation
They need to make an updated sketch where the police are looking for the culprit of a murder that involves every single one of these shops and the stuff they described however when directed to this guy it turns out he had nothing to do with it
I've just got rats, haven't I! What're you saying?
Its been2 years but whatever
I must do it to em
“N I C E” 69 likes you’ve got there
"Could you strap them together in a droppable block?" "What about a single volume? Have you got anything wieldable?"
the "what are you saying" is delivered so well every time
Scaness one is the best.
-how long's the pier?
-120 meters
-...have you got a guidebook that says its 121 meters?
skegness
...that's so engrossing you don't look where you're going when you're reading it?
"Do you do poison?"
"No this is Skegness we only do shit"
+John Harding don't I know it
Damn Bilbo first you started in a general merchandise store, went to a poison store and now you found the one ring while helping dwarves slay a dragon
I might be 9 years late to the party, but the algorithm has exactly found what I never knew I was looking for
"do you do holidays to places where you can't breathe?" I would laugh but I live in California and I didn't choose to be here
Am I the only one who was under the impression that I was watching the whole thing slightly sped up?
"can you make a person so relaxed they forgot to live?" !!!!!!
1:02 use me as your replay button
"Do you do poison?"
"No sir, this is UA-cam."
"Have you got any horrible videos? Videos that could make a person feel existential pain and wither away?"
"Have you seen our rewind videos?"
"Spot on!"
"Not poison, but the comment section underneath anything race, political or flatearth related is pretty toxic!"
"You star!"
“do you do poison?”
“no sir, just shit, this is Skegness” 😂😂
Do you do suncream? That sort that when you put it on your skin it reacts to sunlight and turns to snakes?
Do you do suncream? That sort that when you put it on your skin it reacts to sunlight and turns to snakes?
Do you do suncream? That sort that when you put it on your skin it reacts to sunlight and turns to snakes?
Do you do snakes? That sort that when you put it on your skin it reacts to sunlight and turns to suncream?
Do you do sunlight? That sort that when you put it on your skin it reacts to snakes and turns to suncream?
Do you do skin? The sort that when you put it on your snakes it reacts with suncream and turns to sunlight?
I like how the continuation of the sketch means he keeps trying and failing variously more inventive methods of murder.
The cast in this was amazing. Gervais writing too. Shame it wasn't more popular
highkey should've been available in the US, it would've easily boosted the viewers.
teenage/kid me would've ate this up left and right, along with a good lot of my friends haha